1 00:00:02,746 --> 00:00:05,748 Narrator: In the first three weeks of a relationship, 2 00:00:05,783 --> 00:00:09,852 you try and show the best version of yourself. 3 00:00:09,887 --> 00:00:12,655 But it's not really you. 4 00:00:12,689 --> 00:00:14,457 It's an idealized version... 5 00:00:14,697 --> 00:00:16,064 A fantasy. 6 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:20,635 And, eventually, sometimes sooner than expected, 7 00:00:20,670 --> 00:00:24,806 life comes along and exposes another side of you. 8 00:00:24,841 --> 00:00:26,208 [Cellphone vibrates] 9 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:29,260 He-ey! 10 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:31,996 Are you ready for your first Kings game?! 11 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:33,932 Um... 12 00:00:33,966 --> 00:00:35,033 Actually... 13 00:00:35,067 --> 00:00:36,334 Just to warn you up front, 14 00:00:36,368 --> 00:00:38,980 I tend to get a little tough on the refs. 15 00:00:38,992 --> 00:00:41,227 It's just kind of something I'm known for. 16 00:00:41,261 --> 00:00:44,030 Andrew, do you remember my aunt Debbie? 17 00:00:44,064 --> 00:00:45,464 She's not really my aunt, 18 00:00:45,499 --> 00:00:48,567 but I call her that because she was like a second mom to me? 19 00:00:48,602 --> 00:00:51,137 Yeah, the... the one you threw-up on at space mountain? 20 00:00:51,171 --> 00:00:52,672 Yeah, that's her. 21 00:00:52,706 --> 00:00:56,509 Every time Zelda's mother needed to "find herself"... 22 00:00:56,543 --> 00:00:57,743 [Car horn honks] 23 00:00:57,778 --> 00:01:01,180 She's drop her off with her friend Debbie. 24 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:06,819 It could last a week, a month... 25 00:01:06,853 --> 00:01:08,421 The fourth grade. 26 00:01:10,462 --> 00:01:13,789 She... Died this morning. 27 00:01:14,952 --> 00:01:17,587 - Um... - Let's go, King-ings! 28 00:01:17,621 --> 00:01:20,023 It's the one-syllable team names that are hard. 29 00:01:20,057 --> 00:01:22,458 Buddy, why are you frowning? You're gonna ruin your makeup. 30 00:01:22,493 --> 00:01:23,793 I need your energy today! 31 00:01:23,827 --> 00:01:25,194 Let's do this! 32 00:01:25,229 --> 00:01:28,898 Narrator: Andrew and Zelda will date for eight months, 33 00:01:28,933 --> 00:01:30,933 two days, and one hour. 34 00:01:30,968 --> 00:01:33,936 This television program is the comprehensive account 35 00:01:33,971 --> 00:01:35,305 of their relationship... 36 00:01:35,339 --> 00:01:38,141 From A to Z. 37 00:01:43,514 --> 00:01:45,048 Poor Zelda. 38 00:01:45,082 --> 00:01:47,350 - It's really hard to lose a relative. - It is. 39 00:01:47,384 --> 00:01:49,819 I mean, Debbie and Zelda weren't actually relatives, but... 40 00:01:49,853 --> 00:01:51,087 Wait a second. Wait a second. 41 00:01:51,121 --> 00:01:53,356 Then why did we sell the Kings tickets? 42 00:01:53,390 --> 00:01:54,955 - You want me to ask for them back? - Yeah. 43 00:01:54,967 --> 00:01:56,367 - You're an idiot. - I'm not an idiot. 44 00:01:56,401 --> 00:01:58,002 Aw, dude, look! It's a Foosball table! 45 00:01:58,036 --> 00:01:59,270 Big bird must be getting into the whole, 46 00:01:59,304 --> 00:02:01,172 like, laid-back, silicon valley vibe. 47 00:02:01,810 --> 00:02:03,211 I'm gonna go, uh, call Zelda. 48 00:02:03,245 --> 00:02:04,645 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. Let's play. 49 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,447 I want to beat you like a red-headed stepchild. 50 00:02:06,482 --> 00:02:08,149 Aren't you a red-headed stepchild? 51 00:02:08,183 --> 00:02:09,250 I'm Sandy blonde. 52 00:02:09,284 --> 00:02:10,484 - Ah. - [Laughs] 53 00:02:10,519 --> 00:02:11,986 Y-you guys, you want to play some Foosball? 54 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:12,887 - No. Bad idea. - No way. 55 00:02:12,921 --> 00:02:14,155 What are you talking about? 56 00:02:14,189 --> 00:02:16,358 - This is a honey trap. - A what? 57 00:02:16,396 --> 00:02:19,304 The KGB used to lure Americans with hot women 58 00:02:19,329 --> 00:02:21,063 that turned out to be Russian spies. 59 00:02:21,098 --> 00:02:22,231 Yeah, big bird put this here 60 00:02:22,266 --> 00:02:23,833 to find out who's not working hard enough. 61 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:25,668 No, no, no, no. You are being paranoid. 62 00:02:25,702 --> 00:02:27,170 Sometimes, a hot Russian woman 63 00:02:27,204 --> 00:02:30,440 is just an awesome, hot Russian woman. 64 00:02:30,474 --> 00:02:32,909 So... Who's ready for some Foosball?! 65 00:02:32,943 --> 00:02:34,343 Come face the champion! 66 00:02:34,378 --> 00:02:36,879 [Over P.A.] Bartokowski, my office! 67 00:02:37,473 --> 00:02:39,374 So, corporate... 68 00:02:39,408 --> 00:02:40,441 Corporate, good to see you. 69 00:02:41,343 --> 00:02:44,045 Has asked me to trim the fat here. 70 00:02:44,079 --> 00:02:46,581 And there's no better way to suss out poor productivity 71 00:02:46,615 --> 00:02:48,919 than a good, old-fashioned honey trap. 72 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:51,270 You seem to have a problem focusing on your work, 73 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:55,641 evidenced by a distinct dearth of products and innovation of late. 74 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:57,643 Oh, right. 75 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,980 Lydia, I am on a precipice. 76 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,815 - Things are cyclical, so... - Here's the deal. 77 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,016 You bring me a big idea 78 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,851 that can help the bottom line of this company 79 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,086 by the end of the day, 80 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,288 or you'll be gone faster than that Foosball machine. 81 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:16,238 Hey, Zelda. It's me. Just checking in. 82 00:03:16,272 --> 00:03:18,907 I-I-I don't mean to bother you, but, uh... 83 00:03:18,941 --> 00:03:20,909 but I-I know that this is a sensitive time for y... 84 00:03:20,943 --> 00:03:23,078 My life is falling apart! I'm in free fall! 85 00:03:23,112 --> 00:03:24,312 There's... there's no net! 86 00:03:24,347 --> 00:03:25,847 There's no net underneath me! 87 00:03:25,882 --> 00:03:28,250 So... Call me. 88 00:03:29,302 --> 00:03:31,303 - What are you doing? - I'm sorry. 89 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:33,439 Big bird is giving me to the end of the day 90 00:03:33,473 --> 00:03:34,740 to come up with some big idea. 91 00:03:34,774 --> 00:03:37,076 And I have... I have nothing. 92 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:38,844 I don't even know what I want for lunch. 93 00:03:38,878 --> 00:03:41,847 What have you been working on for the past month? 94 00:03:41,881 --> 00:03:43,749 Well, I've been coming up with names 95 00:03:43,783 --> 00:03:46,489 for the nine different fantasy-football leagues I'm in. 96 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:47,726 So, tell me what you think. 97 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,028 Stu's clues. 98 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,496 - Stubastank. - [Sighs] 99 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,131 Stu's afraid of Virginia Woolf. 100 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,032 Too literary? 101 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,767 Stupac Shakur. 102 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,268 Boner police. 103 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:58,704 Do you think Zelda's gonna invite me to the funeral? 104 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,673 Well, you've been together for three weeks. 105 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,274 That would make this your... 106 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:04,143 Ninth date? 107 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,645 No! Absolutely not. No. It's way too soon. 108 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,681 Well, why not? It's not even really a funeral. 109 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,549 And what with all Debbie's music friends, 110 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,785 it will be more of a celebration of life. 111 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:15,387 And that's kind of Andrew's jam. 112 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,156 We have only been dating for three weeks. 113 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,692 It is way too soon for him to see... 114 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,393 See what? 115 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,962 That whole side of me. 116 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,663 It's way too soon. Okay? 117 00:04:25,159 --> 00:04:27,360 Maybe... just maybe... if it's the right person, 118 00:04:27,394 --> 00:04:29,195 there's no such thing as "way too soon." 119 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:31,464 Well, either way, it doesn't matter because you're gonna be there, 120 00:04:31,499 --> 00:04:32,632 because you're still coming, right? 121 00:04:32,666 --> 00:04:34,067 Yes. Yes. Of course I'm coming. 122 00:04:34,101 --> 00:04:35,768 Of course I'm coming. 123 00:04:35,803 --> 00:04:38,004 You know what? I'm not gonna worry about it. 124 00:04:38,038 --> 00:04:40,707 Yeah. Andrew probably doesn't want to go. 125 00:04:40,741 --> 00:04:41,875 So... We're good. 126 00:04:41,909 --> 00:04:44,244 I feel like I want to go to this funeral. 127 00:04:44,278 --> 00:04:46,112 Zelda might need me. 128 00:04:46,146 --> 00:04:47,981 Although, I'm... I'm not sure that she wants me. 129 00:04:48,015 --> 00:04:49,149 She hasn't invited me. 130 00:04:49,183 --> 00:04:50,650 Well, that didn't stop me. 131 00:04:50,684 --> 00:04:52,018 Narrator: This is true. 132 00:04:52,556 --> 00:04:56,660 When Andrew's mother died, Stu showed up with a meat plate. 133 00:04:57,728 --> 00:05:01,397 He's pretty much been by Andrew's side ever since. 134 00:05:01,432 --> 00:05:04,467 I think that when someone is in mourning, 135 00:05:04,502 --> 00:05:05,635 they need two things. 136 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:10,340 They need a friend and a big pile of cured meats. 137 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:18,615 [Indistinct conversations] 138 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,487 Hey. 139 00:05:24,522 --> 00:05:26,222 What did you decide about Andrew? 140 00:05:26,257 --> 00:05:30,260 Oh, that felt like it would have been a mistake, so... 141 00:05:30,294 --> 00:05:31,728 Oh. How'd he take it? 142 00:05:31,762 --> 00:05:33,730 Uh, well, I didn't actually tell him. 143 00:05:33,764 --> 00:05:36,399 I think silence speaks volumes in situations like this, you know? 144 00:05:36,434 --> 00:05:38,935 Yeah, I do know, but I don't think he does. 145 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:54,554 I'm sorry. I should have called. 146 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:57,724 I should have been clear that this was way too soon. 147 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,192 Hmm. 148 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,293 You know what, though? 149 00:06:00,328 --> 00:06:01,595 I bet, in six months from now, 150 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,430 we could be really happy together at a funeral. 151 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,031 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 152 00:06:05,066 --> 00:06:06,700 I just... I just figured 153 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,368 you shouldn't be alone at a time like this. 154 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:10,303 - That's all. - Thank you. I very much appreciate that. 155 00:06:10,338 --> 00:06:11,938 And you know what? I do have Stephie here. 156 00:06:11,973 --> 00:06:13,273 Uh... Stephie... 157 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:17,110 - Is flirting with that guy. - You've been working out. 158 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,712 Okay. 159 00:06:19,396 --> 00:06:21,831 Listen. Bottom line is, I'm gonna be fine. 160 00:06:21,865 --> 00:06:23,299 I'm just not ready 161 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:25,668 for you to meet my bonkers family yet, okay? 162 00:06:25,702 --> 00:06:27,870 - In fact, I think you should go. - I'm gone. Don't worry about it. 163 00:06:27,904 --> 00:06:29,672 - Okay. All right. Thank you so much. - I'm leaving. 164 00:06:29,706 --> 00:06:30,840 - Hey, Zebra! - Yes, hi! 165 00:06:30,874 --> 00:06:32,041 [Laughs] 166 00:06:32,075 --> 00:06:33,910 - Hi, Uncle Dave! Hi! - Hey! How are you doing? 167 00:06:33,944 --> 00:06:36,012 Ah! Look at this! 168 00:06:36,046 --> 00:06:38,714 Uncle Dave and aunt Jo, you are here! 169 00:06:38,749 --> 00:06:40,616 Aww, honey, look at you. How are you? 170 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:42,451 - Oh, wow. - I'm good. How are you? Hi. 171 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:44,320 You want to cry on my shoulder, let it out. 172 00:06:44,354 --> 00:06:45,855 It's chambray. It soaks up everything. 173 00:06:45,889 --> 00:06:47,023 Oh, you don't... it's super-absorbent. 174 00:06:47,057 --> 00:06:48,224 Okay. Thank you. Let it out! 175 00:06:48,258 --> 00:06:49,926 Thank you. I'm good, I'm good. 176 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,394 - Yeah. Hey. - What? What? 177 00:06:51,428 --> 00:06:52,295 - Hey. - [Gasps] 178 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,462 What is this thing? Uh-oh. 179 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,430 - What's this? - [Gasps] 180 00:06:54,464 --> 00:06:55,898 The new boyfriend? Hi. I'm Andrew. 181 00:06:55,933 --> 00:06:57,200 - Come here, Andy! - Oh! 182 00:06:57,234 --> 00:06:58,201 Come here, Andy! 183 00:06:58,235 --> 00:06:59,168 - Let me... - Oh, my God! 184 00:06:59,203 --> 00:07:00,703 - Look at this little guy. - Mwah! Mwah! 185 00:07:00,737 --> 00:07:02,071 Look at you two together. 186 00:07:02,105 --> 00:07:03,806 - Wow. - Oh, God! 187 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,107 Anyway... 188 00:07:05,142 --> 00:07:06,642 I got to do a guided grief meditation 189 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,957 that I want both of you to come and join in on. 190 00:07:08,969 --> 00:07:10,603 - Oh, no. - I want you to join. Yes. 191 00:07:10,637 --> 00:07:12,805 - No, we're good. No. No. - Yeah. No. I-I was just leaving, so... 192 00:07:12,839 --> 00:07:14,573 No, no, no. You're not going anywhere. 193 00:07:14,607 --> 00:07:15,574 No! 194 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,109 You're part of the family now. 195 00:07:17,143 --> 00:07:19,712 - Family. - [Aunt Jo laughs] 196 00:07:23,917 --> 00:07:25,417 What? 197 00:07:28,638 --> 00:07:30,906 [Chuckles] Y-you believe this? 198 00:07:32,375 --> 00:07:33,542 Lydia: Mr. Roberts! 199 00:07:33,576 --> 00:07:36,078 My office! Now! 200 00:07:36,112 --> 00:07:37,613 [Sage sighs] 201 00:07:37,647 --> 00:07:38,914 Sage: I work really hard here, 202 00:07:38,948 --> 00:07:41,149 seven days a week, for wallflower. 203 00:07:41,184 --> 00:07:43,519 Lydia: Would you be willing to take a lie-detector test? 204 00:07:43,553 --> 00:07:46,955 I would, but I don't want to commit to that right now. 205 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:50,844 [Humming] Yes, my sweets. 206 00:07:50,879 --> 00:07:53,580 Yes, do your worst, do your worst. 207 00:07:53,615 --> 00:07:55,015 Lora: What are you doing? 208 00:07:56,151 --> 00:07:57,551 Fine. 209 00:07:57,585 --> 00:07:59,453 Since you tried to warn me about the honey traps, 210 00:07:59,487 --> 00:08:00,721 I'll return the favor. 211 00:08:00,755 --> 00:08:02,122 I'm hiding like 10 pounds of uncooked shrimp 212 00:08:02,157 --> 00:08:03,290 around the office. 213 00:08:03,324 --> 00:08:06,427 That's the idea you came up with to save your job? 214 00:08:06,461 --> 00:08:09,263 Oh, that's not gonna happen, but I ain't leaving this place 215 00:08:09,297 --> 00:08:11,131 unless it smells like a dead mermaid. 216 00:08:11,165 --> 00:08:13,033 [Cellphone dings] 217 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:15,803 Yeah. No doi. I'm busy too, buddy. 218 00:08:15,837 --> 00:08:17,704 [Cellphone dings] 219 00:08:21,636 --> 00:08:25,472 Narrator: In that moment, stu flashed back six months 220 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,707 to the last time he had a truly great idea. 221 00:08:27,742 --> 00:08:30,811 Hey, Andrew, some of these YouTube stars 222 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:32,579 have like millions of subscribers. 223 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,815 I bet if we convince one of these guys 224 00:08:34,849 --> 00:08:36,883 to put up a profile on wallflower, 225 00:08:36,918 --> 00:08:39,319 our site traffic will go through the roof. 226 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,654 What was that? 227 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,789 I was just saying that... Hold on a second. 228 00:08:42,824 --> 00:08:44,758 - Narrator: And just like that... - Aww. 229 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,193 The idea was gone... 230 00:08:46,227 --> 00:08:48,328 [Laughing] The monkey's being funny. 231 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:49,596 Until now. 232 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,064 [Laughing] Yeah. 233 00:08:51,099 --> 00:08:54,417 And this time, Stu was smart enough to write it down. 234 00:08:54,455 --> 00:08:56,389 Well, we appreciate the heads-up. 235 00:08:56,424 --> 00:08:58,692 Yeah, whatever. I got to go. 236 00:08:58,857 --> 00:09:01,225 Stephie: A million YouTube subscribers? 237 00:09:01,259 --> 00:09:03,460 Wow! That's amazing, Tyler. 238 00:09:03,495 --> 00:09:04,228 Hi. 239 00:09:04,262 --> 00:09:05,295 Hi. Hi. 240 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:06,663 Thank you so much for coming. 241 00:09:06,698 --> 00:09:08,771 - Good to see you. - Thank you. Nice to see you, too. 242 00:09:08,796 --> 00:09:10,096 Just need to steal her for two seconds. 243 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:11,230 - Yes, go ahead. - Oh, okay. 244 00:09:11,265 --> 00:09:12,698 - Uh, walk with me. - Two seconds. 245 00:09:12,733 --> 00:09:15,001 Um... Have you seen Andrew? 246 00:09:15,035 --> 00:09:16,469 No, but I have just seen my future, 247 00:09:16,503 --> 00:09:17,970 and it involves some beautiful children 248 00:09:18,005 --> 00:09:19,372 with perfectly coiffed hair. 249 00:09:19,406 --> 00:09:21,340 - He's just gorgeous. - Okay, so you haven't seen Andrew? 250 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:23,075 Oh, um... No, I haven't. 251 00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:25,445 But he's probably somewhere in there with your Uncle Dave. 252 00:09:25,479 --> 00:09:27,914 [All chanting] 253 00:09:32,353 --> 00:09:34,020 Uncle Dave. 254 00:09:34,054 --> 00:09:35,355 Pardon me. 255 00:09:35,389 --> 00:09:37,023 [Chanting continues] 256 00:09:37,057 --> 00:09:39,459 Uncle Dave. 257 00:09:39,493 --> 00:09:41,227 Uncle Dave, have you seen Andrew? 258 00:09:41,262 --> 00:09:42,362 Andrew? 259 00:09:42,396 --> 00:09:43,329 [Whistles] 260 00:09:44,131 --> 00:09:46,666 [Chanting continues] 261 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:51,204 [Guitar, accordion playing] 262 00:09:51,239 --> 00:09:54,508 The soup is gluten-free and conflict-free. 263 00:09:54,542 --> 00:09:56,843 Oh, and the wheat berries are not locally sourced-out, 264 00:09:56,878 --> 00:09:58,044 so everyone should... 265 00:09:58,079 --> 00:09:59,913 Andrew. 266 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,649 You don't have to try so hard with my family. 267 00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:05,571 I don't have to try to try. I'm not trying. 268 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,241 All these people talking about their feelings... 269 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,575 it's... it's kind of my "jam." 270 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:10,593 [Chuckles] 271 00:10:10,631 --> 00:10:12,332 Love you, Andrew. 272 00:10:12,366 --> 00:10:13,633 Love you, too, cousin beezy. 273 00:10:13,668 --> 00:10:16,845 See? These people are great. 274 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:19,806 Maybe I could help you connect with them a little bit more. 275 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,775 - Zebra! - Hello. Yes. Hi. 276 00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:23,821 Yeah. Oh! 277 00:10:23,859 --> 00:10:25,960 I just wanted to thank your boyfriend here 278 00:10:25,994 --> 00:10:28,896 for encouraging me to grieve in a way that felt most natural, 279 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:31,932 [chuckles] Which, for me, is eating shrooms. 280 00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:33,601 - No. - Yeah. 281 00:10:33,635 --> 00:10:35,603 What... you... you have to do the eulogy. 282 00:10:35,637 --> 00:10:36,604 No, I can't. 283 00:10:36,638 --> 00:10:38,205 You're gonna have to do it for me, 284 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,041 because I can currently smell colors. Ooh. 285 00:10:41,076 --> 00:10:42,743 - Ew! - No, no, no, no, no, no. 286 00:10:42,778 --> 00:10:44,645 Because I haven't prepared anything, 287 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:46,313 and eulogies aren't really... 288 00:10:46,348 --> 00:10:47,615 My... Jam. 289 00:10:47,649 --> 00:10:49,383 Come on! You'll be great! 290 00:10:49,418 --> 00:10:52,219 Here. I already did a lot of the heavy lifting for you. 291 00:10:54,923 --> 00:10:57,358 That's a jumping-off point. 292 00:10:57,392 --> 00:10:58,592 You'll be fine. 293 00:11:01,696 --> 00:11:04,598 This is your chance to connect with everybody. 294 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,467 I didn't give your Uncle drugs. 295 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:09,837 Hey, hey. Where can I find Internet-sensation Tyler Ward? 296 00:11:09,871 --> 00:11:11,805 Eh, I don't know. 297 00:11:13,212 --> 00:11:15,701 It's at times like this that I think it's important 298 00:11:15,736 --> 00:11:18,971 to be surrounded by friends and family 299 00:11:19,006 --> 00:11:22,033 and friends who could become family. 300 00:11:22,058 --> 00:11:23,292 - Do you know what I mean? - Yeah. 301 00:11:23,326 --> 00:11:25,327 Internet-sensation Tyler Ward. 302 00:11:25,362 --> 00:11:27,129 I'm sorry to interrupt, 303 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:30,699 but I'm running an emotional-focus ceremony over in the rec room 304 00:11:30,734 --> 00:11:34,803 in order to connect to Debbie's spirit. 305 00:11:34,838 --> 00:11:36,272 That sounds interesting. What do you think? 306 00:11:36,306 --> 00:11:38,073 Nope. Yawn. Bored already. 307 00:11:38,108 --> 00:11:39,575 - Oh, she's never been. - Give us a minute, though. 308 00:11:39,609 --> 00:11:40,876 Just... just two minutes. Just a sidebar. 309 00:11:40,911 --> 00:11:42,011 Don't go anywhere. 310 00:11:42,045 --> 00:11:43,445 One minute. One minute, not even two. 311 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,446 - You stay right there. - [Laughs] 312 00:11:44,481 --> 00:11:45,681 Be right back. 313 00:11:45,715 --> 00:11:47,437 What the hell are you doing here?! 314 00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:48,616 Show some respect. 315 00:11:48,651 --> 00:11:51,052 A woman of some relation to Zelda is dead. 316 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,387 What are you up to, huh? 317 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,589 You're here to get laid, aren't you? 318 00:11:54,623 --> 00:11:57,092 No, I'm here to ask Tyler to join me on a business venture. 319 00:11:57,126 --> 00:11:59,627 - What's your angle? - I don't have an angle. 320 00:11:59,662 --> 00:12:01,863 I am simply trying to connect with a fellow griever, 321 00:12:01,897 --> 00:12:05,206 who I just happen to share a very deep spark with. 322 00:12:05,256 --> 00:12:06,824 Oh, so you're here to get laid? 323 00:12:06,858 --> 00:12:08,792 I'm gonna go and tell Tyler exactly what you're up to, 324 00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:11,328 and then he will see you for the monster that you really are. 325 00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:14,398 You do that, and I'll tell him that you once slept with this monster. 326 00:12:14,432 --> 00:12:15,899 [Singsong voice] And you liked it. 327 00:12:15,934 --> 00:12:17,301 Ooh, you're so creepy. 328 00:12:17,335 --> 00:12:18,268 Where'd he go? 329 00:12:18,303 --> 00:12:19,470 Tyler? 330 00:12:19,504 --> 00:12:21,405 Tyler? 331 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,875 Um... Debbie... 332 00:12:24,909 --> 00:12:27,711 Uh... Debbie was a... 333 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,380 Oh, no, no, no. I can't believe I have to do this. 334 00:12:29,414 --> 00:12:30,648 No, it's... it's gonna be great. Yeah, okay. 335 00:12:30,682 --> 00:12:32,016 No, actually, you know what? 336 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:34,485 It's not gonna be great, because everybody in there is expecting 337 00:12:34,519 --> 00:12:37,254 this very grand, very sweeping, very emotional speech, 338 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:40,241 which, by the way, Debbie deserves. 339 00:12:40,278 --> 00:12:43,013 Okay, let's just focus on what she meant to you. 340 00:12:43,047 --> 00:12:44,615 Okay, tell me about her. 341 00:12:44,649 --> 00:12:46,416 What's your best memory of her? 342 00:12:46,451 --> 00:12:47,651 [Pen tapping] 343 00:12:47,685 --> 00:12:48,952 [Tapping stops] 344 00:12:48,987 --> 00:12:51,822 Oh, one time, she flipped off a cab driver who cut her off. 345 00:12:51,856 --> 00:12:53,390 I'd never seen that before. 346 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,358 I liked it. 347 00:12:55,894 --> 00:12:57,594 No! I can do better. 348 00:12:57,629 --> 00:12:58,429 Um... 349 00:12:58,463 --> 00:12:59,730 [Horn blows] 350 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,200 All right, man! Good job, good job! 351 00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:04,168 - [Laughs] - Wow! 352 00:13:04,202 --> 00:13:06,770 All right. I can do this. 353 00:13:06,805 --> 00:13:08,338 - Yeah, I got this. - All right. 354 00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:10,272 No, I can't do this. Nope. I'm bailing. 355 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,910 - No. - Okay, all right. You know what? 356 00:13:11,944 --> 00:13:13,945 Forget everything I said before. 357 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:15,447 Just be yourself. 358 00:13:16,516 --> 00:13:18,016 Yeah. 359 00:13:18,051 --> 00:13:19,651 Yeah, all right. 360 00:13:19,686 --> 00:13:20,819 I got this. You got this. 361 00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:21,787 - Yeah. - Go get 'em. 362 00:13:21,821 --> 00:13:23,188 I know. We got this. 363 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,550 Debbie... 364 00:13:40,585 --> 00:13:42,652 Wasn't actually my aunt. 365 00:13:42,687 --> 00:13:46,389 Debbie was more like a... 366 00:13:46,424 --> 00:13:48,525 Mother to me. 367 00:13:52,994 --> 00:13:56,346 And today, I will prove beyond the shadow of a doubt 368 00:13:56,384 --> 00:13:58,785 that she was both kind and generous. 369 00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:01,522 [Groans] She's going into lawyer mode. 370 00:14:01,556 --> 00:14:04,589 Now, "Debbie" is short for "Deborah". 371 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:07,095 We can see that not only did she wear glasses, 372 00:14:07,129 --> 00:14:08,663 she had blonde hair. 373 00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:10,365 That is not what I wrote. 374 00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:14,168 In conclusion, Debbie... 375 00:14:14,203 --> 00:14:16,370 Will be sorely missed. 376 00:14:16,405 --> 00:14:17,839 Sorely... 377 00:14:17,873 --> 00:14:20,174 Sorely... 378 00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:21,342 Missed. 379 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:24,612 Hey. 380 00:14:25,547 --> 00:14:27,515 Hey, that was really... 381 00:14:27,549 --> 00:14:30,385 please just get me out of here. 382 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:32,453 Nope, nope, nope. 383 00:14:32,488 --> 00:14:34,222 Nope, nope, nope, nope. 384 00:14:34,256 --> 00:14:36,257 Grief's a real tricky one. 385 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,761 You know, it comes in waves... waves of emotion. 386 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,429 Let it out. 387 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,529 You can let it out. 388 00:14:43,563 --> 00:14:46,064 And I've been there. I know it hurts. 389 00:14:46,099 --> 00:14:47,566 But I want you to know that... 390 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,434 it's okay for you to cry in front of a man. 391 00:14:49,469 --> 00:14:50,469 It doesn't make you weak. 392 00:14:50,503 --> 00:14:52,371 Okay, what is wrong with you two?! 393 00:14:52,405 --> 00:14:53,739 Well, Tyler... 394 00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:55,440 - it's a honey trap. - What? 395 00:14:55,475 --> 00:14:57,676 And I was trying to get you to join my company's dating site 396 00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:59,478 - in order to save my job. - [Groans] 397 00:14:59,512 --> 00:15:01,046 And I once had sex with this woman. 398 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,315 We did it for 15 minutes. 399 00:15:03,349 --> 00:15:05,917 Okay, you two... you deserve each other. 400 00:15:08,321 --> 00:15:09,488 [Shudders] 401 00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,859 Zelda: That was so... Bad. 402 00:15:13,893 --> 00:15:15,093 I was doing that thing 403 00:15:15,128 --> 00:15:16,995 where I was floating outside of my body 404 00:15:17,030 --> 00:15:19,431 and I could just see myself. 405 00:15:19,465 --> 00:15:20,666 Andrew: That's funny. 406 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,200 Your Uncle Dave said the same thing to me. 407 00:15:22,235 --> 00:15:23,201 [Chuckles] 408 00:15:26,171 --> 00:15:26,851 Hey. 409 00:15:27,473 --> 00:15:29,875 It's gonna be okay. 410 00:15:30,634 --> 00:15:31,901 You know, I know I told you 411 00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:33,569 that I didn't want you to come today 412 00:15:33,604 --> 00:15:35,405 because of my family, but that's not why. 413 00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:38,641 I was afraid that you would see me break down 414 00:15:38,675 --> 00:15:40,410 and I would be a blubbering wreck 415 00:15:40,444 --> 00:15:43,446 and... I would embarrass myself in front of you. 416 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,748 - But you didn't. - I know I didn't. 417 00:15:45,783 --> 00:15:48,551 I didn't get emotional at all... 418 00:15:48,585 --> 00:15:50,486 Which is so much more embarrassing. 419 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,224 God, if there was any time 420 00:15:55,259 --> 00:15:58,995 for me to get emotional and let go, it was today. 421 00:15:59,029 --> 00:16:00,563 [Sighs] 422 00:16:00,598 --> 00:16:02,532 What is wrong with me? 423 00:16:04,368 --> 00:16:05,368 Nothing. 424 00:16:05,402 --> 00:16:07,337 Nothing's wrong with you. 425 00:16:08,972 --> 00:16:11,040 [Clears throat] Thank you. 426 00:16:12,743 --> 00:16:14,944 You know, when my mom died, 427 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:19,169 it didn't really hit me for a couple of years. 428 00:16:19,203 --> 00:16:21,738 [Chuckles softly] 429 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,174 It could hit you in a couple weeks... 430 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:26,576 A couple months. 431 00:16:27,478 --> 00:16:29,913 [Crying] Oh, my God! She's gone! 432 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,581 Or... or... or right now. 433 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:35,152 - It could hit you right now. - [Crying] 434 00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:37,854 - Could we... ? - [Crying loudly] 435 00:16:37,889 --> 00:16:38,989 Take my napkin. 436 00:16:39,023 --> 00:16:42,793 [Blowing nose loudly] 437 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:45,328 [Crying continues] 438 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,176 [Crying] Oh, my God! 439 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,344 It's fine. This is great. 440 00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,879 I miss her so much! This is really good. 441 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,558 This is good. Let it out. 442 00:16:56,596 --> 00:16:59,431 I am letting it out! 443 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,967 There you go. 444 00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:03,502 It's our ninth date. 445 00:17:03,536 --> 00:17:06,271 - I feel insane. - You're not insane. This is good. 446 00:17:06,305 --> 00:17:07,939 - Okay. Okay. Yeah, it's good. - This is good. Feel good about this. 447 00:17:07,974 --> 00:17:09,474 Yeah, I feel great about it. 448 00:17:09,509 --> 00:17:11,343 - Maybe we should get the check or... ? - I don't want the check. 449 00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:12,677 - Okay, we'll stay right here. - I don't want to get up. 450 00:17:12,712 --> 00:17:14,279 - I want to sit here... - We'll stay here. 451 00:17:14,313 --> 00:17:16,715 Because now I'm having an emotional breakthrough. 452 00:17:16,749 --> 00:17:18,350 No, this is... this is really, really big. 453 00:17:18,384 --> 00:17:20,352 This is... this is big. This is big, guys. 454 00:17:20,386 --> 00:17:21,520 Don't tell everyone! They know! 455 00:17:21,554 --> 00:17:24,155 - Sorry. I'm sorry! - I'm being really loud! 456 00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:26,191 - I lost someone! - They don't even see. 457 00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:28,059 I miss her so much! 458 00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:29,628 It's good. 459 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:33,298 I'm sorry, but this little guy 460 00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:35,300 was just wandering around the office. 461 00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:36,601 Focus on your work next time. 462 00:17:36,636 --> 00:17:37,869 You're lucky your father's a senator. 463 00:17:37,904 --> 00:17:39,638 Come with me, Banjo. 464 00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:45,310 Well done, ma'am. 465 00:17:45,344 --> 00:17:46,378 [Sighs] 466 00:17:46,412 --> 00:17:47,479 Thank you. 467 00:17:47,513 --> 00:17:48,814 I know it's verboten, 468 00:17:48,848 --> 00:17:51,650 but let's say we play a little hooky, go get a drink. 469 00:17:51,684 --> 00:17:53,518 You think that's a good idea? 470 00:17:53,553 --> 00:17:55,820 Well, not for the sheep out there, no, 471 00:17:55,855 --> 00:17:57,756 but for us, upper management... 472 00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:59,624 - [Chuckles] Different story. - I don't know. 473 00:17:59,659 --> 00:18:01,526 What about your report to Mr. Frankel? 474 00:18:01,561 --> 00:18:03,495 Oh, it'll be exemplary. 475 00:18:03,529 --> 00:18:06,998 And I'm, uh, willing to leave a few things out. 476 00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:09,534 All right, let's grab that drink. 477 00:18:09,569 --> 00:18:11,503 - Honey trap. - [Gasps] 478 00:18:11,537 --> 00:18:13,638 [Laughing] Relax, relax. 479 00:18:13,673 --> 00:18:15,874 - [Laughs] - I could never rat out a colleague. 480 00:18:15,908 --> 00:18:17,108 [Both laugh] 481 00:18:18,742 --> 00:18:20,910 - Let's go get that drink. - Sounds great. 482 00:18:20,944 --> 00:18:22,745 Now I'm gonna have to write you up twice. 483 00:18:22,779 --> 00:18:24,680 [Gasps] The double honey trap. 484 00:18:24,714 --> 00:18:26,982 I should have known. No, but I didn't know. 485 00:18:27,017 --> 00:18:29,385 Your middle name is Louise, right? 486 00:18:30,954 --> 00:18:34,523 Zelda: I have never cried that much in my life. 487 00:18:34,558 --> 00:18:36,392 Andrew: Man. I'm really great at it. 488 00:18:36,426 --> 00:18:37,760 [Chuckles] 489 00:18:37,794 --> 00:18:40,763 Orange gatorade helps me replenish the electrolytes. 490 00:18:40,797 --> 00:18:43,699 No, don't joke. I'm still really vulnerable. 491 00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:46,635 Oh, I hate that you just saw me like that. 492 00:18:47,404 --> 00:18:50,739 But I love that you're still here. 493 00:18:50,774 --> 00:18:52,675 I'm not going anywhere. 494 00:18:53,139 --> 00:18:56,474 'Cause, in two weeks, I get my wisdom teeth out, 495 00:18:56,508 --> 00:19:00,111 and I need you, because I am not good with pain. 496 00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:03,648 Lydia, Lydia. I swear to God I'll start coming in early. 497 00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:05,450 I-I won't do summer Fridays anymore. 498 00:19:05,484 --> 00:19:06,985 We don't have summer Fridays. 499 00:19:07,019 --> 00:19:08,353 Please don't fire me. 500 00:19:08,387 --> 00:19:10,221 - Stop. - I have value, Lydia. 501 00:19:10,256 --> 00:19:11,523 - I'm funny around the office. - Stop! 502 00:19:11,557 --> 00:19:12,824 Please don't fire me. 503 00:19:12,858 --> 00:19:14,692 I don't know if you hear me, but I'm doubled over in pain. 504 00:19:14,727 --> 00:19:17,996 Honey traps happen to the best of us. 505 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:19,164 What are you saying? 506 00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:22,767 You'll live to die another day, Bartokowski. 507 00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:24,502 Thank you! Thank you! Yes! I... 508 00:19:24,537 --> 00:19:27,205 You will not regret th... um, hello? 509 00:19:27,239 --> 00:19:29,807 ["There will be a light" plays] 510 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:44,722 ♪ I wish we could live forever ♪ 511 00:19:44,757 --> 00:19:47,025 ♪ Melt into the sun ♪ 512 00:19:47,059 --> 00:19:51,529 ♪ Melt into the sun ♪ 513 00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:57,802 ♪ Time is gonna change you ♪ 514 00:19:57,836 --> 00:20:00,839 ♪ Once it gets you on the run ♪ 515 00:20:00,873 --> 00:20:04,843 ♪ Gets you on the run ♪ 516 00:20:04,877 --> 00:20:05,843 Go away. 517 00:20:05,878 --> 00:20:07,779 I brought a meat plate. 518 00:20:09,348 --> 00:20:11,115 Leave the meat plate and go away. 519 00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:14,319 All right. 520 00:20:14,353 --> 00:20:16,020 Sit down. 521 00:20:18,524 --> 00:20:19,657 [Groans] 522 00:20:19,692 --> 00:20:21,726 - Mm. Did you do this? - ♪ there will be ♪ 523 00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:23,328 - Oh, yeah. That's my thing. - ♪ there will be ♪ 524 00:20:23,362 --> 00:20:25,029 ♪ There will be a light ♪ 525 00:20:25,064 --> 00:20:26,364 - It's pretty good, right? - It's pretty good. 526 00:20:26,398 --> 00:20:33,805 ♪ There will be a light ♪ 527 00:20:33,839 --> 00:20:35,707 ♪ There will be ♪ 528 00:20:35,741 --> 00:20:36,875 ♪ There will be ♪ 529 00:20:36,909 --> 00:20:38,910 ♪ There will be a light ♪ 530 00:20:38,944 --> 00:20:39,944 [Piano plays] 531 00:20:39,979 --> 00:20:47,685 ♪ There will be a light ♪ 532 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:54,259 ♪ Let the warmth of my love ♪ 533 00:20:54,293 --> 00:21:00,899 ♪ Dry away all your tears ♪ 534 00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:05,370 ♪ Fear not, for I am with you ♪ 535 00:21:05,404 --> 00:21:07,372 ♪ And I will fear not ♪ 536 00:21:07,406 --> 00:21:08,839 ♪ Fear not ♪ 537 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:19,656 Sync and corrections by madhatters www.addic7ed.com