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Christy.
Do me a favor and bus table six.
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(SIGHS) I'm kind of slammed.
Why can't Hector do it?
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Immigration retirement party.
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Half the kitchen staff
is hiding in the freezer.
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Got it.
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Hola.
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Boy, that's good scotch.
What a waste. (SIGHS)
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What is wrong with these people?
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Oops.
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Ah.
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Okay.
What's done is done.
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They're in the freezer.
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Hey.
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Which one of you miserable
sons of bitches is horny?
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(GASPS)
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Oh, Mom.
I just had the worst drunk dream.
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It's okay, baby.
Now, be a love, and tie mama off.
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(GASPS)
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- Mom.
- What?
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Nothing.
Just checking.
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What?
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♪ (THEME MUSIC) ♪
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Ripped By mstoll
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It seemed so real.
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I had just thrown away
my whole year.
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It's okay, honey.
It's a slip dream.
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I've been sober 33 years,
I still get 'em.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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A couple months ago,
I dreamt I was snorting blow
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off of Tom Jones' ass.
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Who's Tom Jones?
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Thanks for ruining
a beautiful dream.
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- What?
- Nothing. Just checking.
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I said I was sorry.
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For me, slip dreams are a signal
something's bothering me
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and I'm not dealing with it.
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Boy, I don't know.
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I can't think of anything
that's bothering me.
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She drove
so I'm gonna stick with that.
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Okay, you know what?
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Maybe you're ready to start helping
somebody else stay sober.
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Maybe it is time for me
to start giving back.
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Okay.
Go talk to that new girl over there.
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Oh.
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Really?
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Can't I start with somebody
off the children's menu?
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Okay, how about her?
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That's a Gucci bag.
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I can really help somebody
with a Gucci bag.
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Go.
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- Maybe I should help someone.
- What's stopping you?
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To be honest?
A complete lack of compassion.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Christy.
- Jill.
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- Nice bag.
- Thanks.
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- Gucci.
- I wouldn't know.
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- Is this your first meeting?
- How can you tell?
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Well, no offense, but you kind
of look like you just got Tasered.
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- I feel terrible.
- Yeah, I get it.
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A little over a year ago
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I was sitting exactly
where you are right now.
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Of course, I wasn't dressed as nice.
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In fact, I think I was wearing
this same sweater.
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- You've been sober a whole year?
- Yep.
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It went by like... that.
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(CHUCKLES)
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So, what's been going on?
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Not much. Um...
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I got a DUI, my husband left me
and I tried to commit suicide.
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Oh, my God.
You're gonna do great here.
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- Can I be a mom for a moment?
- Sure.
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How long's it been
since you got laid?
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What? Who keeps track
of that sort of thing?
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The answer is six months ago
with the fireman.
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If you knew, why'd you ask?
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Because I wanted to talk about me
and I thought I'd come off better
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if I pretended to be interested
in you.
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Wow. I see you trying.
I really do.
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Thank you.
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- So, what's going on?
- I cannot wait to bang your father.
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I mean, I know I have
to bide my time
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until his ticker's better
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but all I can think about
is driving to Chico
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and draining him like a dirty pool.
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Come on.
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You are talking
about my father's junk.
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No, you're talking about his junk.
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I cloaked it
in an adorable metaphor.
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Maybe Violet is mature enough
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to be comfortable
with her grandmother's sexuality.
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She's not.
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Anything other than bills?
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Uh, yeah.
Something from the Taylors.
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- Ooh! Baby pictures.
- Open it, let's see.
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I don't know if I want to.
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Oh, okay.
Well, you don't have to, sweetie.
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Yeah, we can just talk about
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whether your grandmommy
should have violent intercourse
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with your grandpappy.
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- She's cute.
- Very cute.
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Beautiful.
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- Oh, no.
- What?
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- They named her Gwyneth.
- What's wrong with Gwyneth?
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Seriously?
I have to tell you?
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No, no. I get it.
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Oh, look at that cute
little bunny hat.
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- You think that's cute?
- I do not.
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Okay. Well, I guess that went
as good as it could've gone.
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Yeah.
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You ever wonder what it'd have
been like if she kept the baby?
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Please don't go down that road.
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I suppose.
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Why don't I make us some lunch.
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Thanks, but I gotta run.
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I'm gonna meet
that new girl, Jill.
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- Roscoe, lunch.
ROSCOE: I'm not hungry.
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- Grandma's making it.
- Okay.
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You know you're buying his love
with bacon.
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Still love.
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(KNOCKING)
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Hang on.
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(KNOCKING)
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One more time and nobody's home.
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- Who are you?
- Who are you?
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Landlord.
Is Crusty here?
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- Crusty?
- Crusty Plunkett.
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Oh, that Crusty.
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Uh, no.
Can I ask what this is about?
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- Who are you?
- Really? We're starting over?
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Okay, I'm her mother.
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- You're living here?
- Absolutely not.
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Good, because you're living here,
rent would be (THROATY) higher.
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No, no. We wouldn't want it to be
(MIMICKING) higher.
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So, what's up?
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Your daughter.
Three months behind on rent.
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Really? Well, that doesn't
sound like my little Crusty.
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48 hours she don't pay,
I send sheriff for eviction.
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How come I'm not smelling bacon?
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Excuse me.
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- Are you hungry, baby?
- Uh-huh.
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You hear that? He's starving.
You want him to be homeless, too?
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- 48 hours.
- Oh, come on. Look at that face.
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Nice face.
48 hours.
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Damn.
You need to get cuter.
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(KNOCKING)
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Did you want me
to make you a sandwich?
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Oh, thanks, but Jill and I
are having lunch.
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Oh, right.
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Boy, she's lucky to have
a role model like you.
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Ah. Yeah, I'm just doing
what I can do.
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Leading by example.
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That's terrific.
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Say, maybe you can give me
some advice.
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Mm. I can give it.
It's up to you to take it.
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That's good.
I might use that with Jill.
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So, here's the thing.
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I have this friend
who has an idiot daughter.
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I mean, a real screw-up.
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(GROANS) That's too bad.
Makes you appreciate me, huh?
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You bet.
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So, here's the thing.
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My friend's daughter
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doesn't pay the rent
for three months.
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And now she and her whole family
are gonna be evicted.
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Ooh, yikes.
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Wait a minute.
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You don't have any friends.
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Yes, but I have an idiot daughter.
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- Was that the landlord at the door?
- Yes, (MIMICS ACCENT) Crusty.
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- How much time did he give us?
- 48 hours.
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- Oh, boy.
- How could you let this happen?
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"Let it happen"?
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Between Violet's pregnancy,
the adoption and dad's heart attack,
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I lost a lot of days at work.
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Yeah, but what about the money
I've been kicking in?
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Yes. Okay.
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Before I tell you about that,
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you have to understand
that we were so far in the hole,
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the only way out
was by getting creative.
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So I started thinking
outside the box.
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- Uh-huh.
- Like the box was here.
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And I was way over here.
Thinking.
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What did you do?
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Um... Well...
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I guess I can't put off
saying it anymore.
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Say it!
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Okay.
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Remember how I used to bet
on football and basketball and such?
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Yeah, you sucked at it.
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(WHISPERING) Still do.
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You gambled away the rent money?
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No, no, no.
You're not listening to me.
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We never had rent money.
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I gambled away what little we had
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on the hopes of getting
the rent money.
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See?
Outside the box.
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You swore
you weren't gonna gamble again.
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I thought I'd be better at it sober.
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Let's keep in mind
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the most important thing
throughout all of this is...
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That I never took a drink.
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We'd be better off if you did.
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If you were drunk,
you could bang the landlord
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and we wouldn't be homeless.
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That's a terrible thing to say.
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Think he might go for it?
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Just...
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You know what I like
about this cheesecake?
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It's creamy but still very light.
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I think they use
some kind of a low-fat...
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- Shut up.
...yogurt.
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You understand gambling
is just your addiction
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crawling out another hole?
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Yeah.
I get that now.
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(CHUCKLES)
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It's kind of like when I went crazy
with the Oreos and the...
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- Shut up.
...ho hos.
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- How much do you owe the landlord?
- Not much.
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- Give me a number.
- I don't wanna.
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- Say it!
- Four grand.
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- (GROANS)
- I hate it when she goes... (GROANS)
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All right.
Here's what we're gonna do.
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How much money
do you have right now?
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I can scrounge up $300, $400.
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- Bonnie?
- Yes?
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- What do you got?
- Mom.
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Oh, I suppose I can kick in
that much.
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00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,190
Okay. I can do the same.
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00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,153
If you can give the landlord
anything like a month's rent,
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I'm sure it'll buy you some time.
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- I'll pay you back.
- Damn straight you'll pay me back.
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So, anyway, you were so smart
to suggest
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that I work with that new girl.
It has been incredibly...
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- Shut up.
...satisfying.
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Please, Gabriel, I really need
to work more shifts.
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If I had them,
I'd give them to you.
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How about one of Andrea's shifts?
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I'm not one to gossip
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but the lady doesn't wash her hands
after she tinkles.
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Andrea, hey, looking good.
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Do you really want hepatitis
on the menu?
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I said no.
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Is this because
I stopped sleeping with you?
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No.
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It's because
I started sleeping with Andrea.
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Damn it.
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Yes, I want 10 dimes
on Mississippi tech, straight up.
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00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,314
Yes, I know
they're 18-point underdogs.
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I got a tip.
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00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,791
Yeah, just put the bet.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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- You got a tip?
- Maybe.
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- Is it a good one?
- Do onions caramelize
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at 310 degrees Fahrenheit?
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I have no idea. But back to the tip,
is it like a sure thing?
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Does lemon zest pair with ricotta?
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I get it, you're a chef.
Just tell me.
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Can't lose.
Pays five to one.
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Really?
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Five times 1200 is...
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Zero, zero, carry the one...
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Okay, it's six grand.
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You want me to put a bet down
for you?
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No, I can't. I just can't.
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Yeah, we both know she's gonna.
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You cannot tell my mother
about this.
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Hi, I'm Jill and I'm an alcoholic.
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- Hi, Jill.
- Hi, Jill.
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I have six days now.
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I'm a little scared up here,
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I've never really talked in front
of a group of people before.
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Unless you count the team of doctors
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who were trying to determine
if I was still a danger to myself.
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Uh, anyway, my sponsor
told me that I should share
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so here I am.
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And I'm doing everything she says
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because I really wanna have it
all together like she does.
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You're an inspiration to me,
Christy.
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The way she turned her life around
gives me hope
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that maybe I can do the same.
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(WHISPERING) Come on,
make the kick, make the kick.
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Christy says
that it's all about honesty,
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taking responsibility
for my mistakes
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and doing things differently.
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The snap is good, kick is up.
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00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,592
Anyway, I guess that's it,
so thank you.
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00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:14,669
I won!
Oh, thank you, God, I won!
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- Hey.
- MAN: Who else'd like to share?
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Are you crying?
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I'm just so happy.
For you.
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- You're the best.
- Thank you.
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(SIGHS) I don't usually sleep
with fat, bald guys
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but tonight's your night,
Mr. Franklin.
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- Don't turn around.
- What?
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Just give me the money
and walk away.
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Oh, no. No, no.
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Look, I'm not screwing around.
There's a gun in your back.
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Yeah, I can feel it,
I'm actually peeing myself a little.
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00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,433
But you don't understand,
I need this money to pay my rent.
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- How about we split it?
- Shut up.
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Yeah, gee,
I been getting that a lot lately.
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Okay, see if this works.
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Follow me to my landlord's,
let me give him this money
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and then you rob him.
Everybody wins.
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No.
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(CHATTER ON TV)
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Hey. Great news.
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00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,631
Landlord came by, he said
one month's rent would be fine.
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00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,675
- He said that, huh?
- Yup. I told him
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to come back in the morning.
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(SIGHS) Great.
That's when I'll sleep with him.
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00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:40,115
- What are you talking about?
- I got mugged.
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- The money's gone.
- Are you kidding me?
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I wish I was.
There was a gun at my back.
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00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,837
Oh, baby, oh, my God, come here.
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Oh, Mom, I was so scared.
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It's gonna be all right.
Everything's gonna be fine.
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Wait a minute.
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There was no mugger.
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00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,272
Yeah, there was.
Keep hugging.
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00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,631
No, no, no.
You gambled again, didn't you?
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00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,909
- Well...
- Oh, I knew it!
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00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,314
What is wrong with you?
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00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,431
- But I won.
- Oh, really? Where's the money?
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I told you, I got mugged.
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00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,833
Christy, it is time to admit
you've got another problem.
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Gambling's not a problem
when you win!
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00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,718
- And I did get mugged!
- Sure you did.
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Let me guess, he was a big,
scary-looking black guy?
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- He was!
- Shame on you, Christy.
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00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,392
It's not my fault
he perpetuates the stereotype!
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00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,239
Oh, my God, save it,
we don't have time for your racism.
333
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,159
Now, do we have any cash
for our heartless Armenian landlord?
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00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,075
Well, I guess that's it.
335
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,316
Sheriff shows up in the morning,
we get evicted.
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(GROANS) I don't want the kids
to have to go through that.
337
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,398
- What's the alternative?
- Give me a second, let me think.
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00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,118
I need another box.
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00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,517
Pack your stuff, Roscoe.
We're going on a surprise vacation.
340
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,790
Pack up, Violet,
we're skipping out on the rent.
341
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,749
What are you standing there for?
We got to get out of here
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before the landlord shows up.
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Roscoe grew up here.
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This is a memory
that's gonna be gone forever.
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00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,073
Hang on.
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00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,789
What are you doing?
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00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,596
It's not like we're gonna get
the security deposit back.
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00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,468
That works.
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VIOLET: This place sucks, Mom.
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Come on,
look on the bright side.
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We finally have HBO.
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