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CITIZEN Z: Hey, hey, hey.

2
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Another quiet Saturday night
here at the top of the world.

3
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If you can hear my voice, let me just
say I'm glad you're still alive.

4
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The Great Zombie Zunami
of aught-three

5
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continues to pound
the prairie into dust,

6
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headed south from
Nebraska into Kansas.

7
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This hive minded crowd of
a million plus zombies

8
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is crushing everything
in its random path,

9
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so watch your ass out there.

10
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Keep your hands and feet inside the
boat, and don't feed the animals.

11
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This is Citizen Z.
Signing off.

12
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(CLATTERING)
(DOG HOWLING)

13
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CITIZEN Z: Mays!

14
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What you got, Mays?
What you got?

15
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Hernandez!

16
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(MIMICKING GUN FIRING)

17
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(SNORING)

18
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Could you do that more quietly?

19
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(ALARM BLARING)

20
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Hello there.

21
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Is someone trying to hack me?

22
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Oh, sneaking in
the side door, huh?

23
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Nobody hacks me.
Not now! Not ever!

24
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No entry without an invitation.

25
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(ALARM SOUNDING)

26
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Oh, jeez, I'm working here!

27
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Now to follow you right back...

28
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You clumsy dimwitted amateur!

29
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(BEEPING CONTINUES)

30
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(BEEPING STOPS)

31
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(WHISPERS) What do
we have here? Wait.

32
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(ALARM BEEPING)

33
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Oh, Jumanji.

34
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(RUMBLING)

35
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Dude! A fireball from outer
space gives the base a haircut,

36
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and you got nothing for me?

37
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Oh, Saturday night
is picking up.

38
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Okay, that's pretty crazy town.

39
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(WHISPERS) That's impossible.

40
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(CLOSES ZIP)

41
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I read once that you could
drink your own urine.

42
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But all I'm pissin' is dust.

43
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(BOTTLE RATTLES)

44
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Water isn't gonna find you
just sitting there.

45
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Why are you so freaking chipper?

46
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I've been wondering that myself.

47
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Maybe it's 'cause I conserve
my precious bodily fluids.

48
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(RUMBLING)

49
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Oh, what is that?

50
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Is it an earthquake?

51
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(RUMBLING CONTINUES)

52
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More like a zombie quake.

53
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(RUMBLING CONTINUES)

54
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(SNARLING AND GROWLING)

55
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Goddamn guys just won't quit.

56
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I suggest we run for it.

57
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Come on, people.
Pick it up.

58
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I... We... can't.
Dehydrated.

59
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Hey, come on.
Keep movin'.

60
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Come on.
Let's go.

61
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MURPHY: Come on!
Move it!

62
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(SNARLING AND GROWLING)

63
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This way!

64
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OTIS: Wait!

65
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Don't shoot!

66
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(GROWLING)

67
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(GASPS)
Don't move or I'll shoot!

68
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Go ahead.
Make my apocalypse.

69
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Reach for the sky!

70
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Uh, all right, um...

71
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Put your hands... up.

72
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Hands up.

73
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Yeah, yeah, like that.

74
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Yeah.

75
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I am friend.

76
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Friend?

77
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You can take your helmet off.

78
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The air is safe.

79
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The air is not safe.

80
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Yes, yes, it is.
The air is safe.

81
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(AIR HISSING)

82
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(EXHALES)

83
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Yeah. See?

84
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The air is safe.

85
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Okay.

86
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(LAUGHS)

87
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(SNARLING)

88
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(MUFFLED SNARLING)

89
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So that's it?

90
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We're all just gonna
lay down and die?

91
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Doc!

92
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Knock it off, Murphy.

93
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DOC: Three days
without water, man.

94
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The human body hits the wall.

95
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CASSANDRA: There must be
thousands of them.

96
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OTIS: Millions.
They're migrating.

97
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Migrating to where?

98
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South for the winter.

99
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Zs don't like the cold.

100
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OTIS: Kid's got it.

101
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We had a place up in North
Dakota, near Fort Yates.

102
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Quiet little place
right on the river.

103
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Couple dozens of us having a go.

104
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I mean, zombie bison
every once in a while,

105
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but that was as bad as it got.

106
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Then the rumbling started
and never stopped.

107
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Well, where'd they come from?

108
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Refugee camp up in Alberta.

109
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Over a million people.
No food. No water.

110
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It got ugly.
They all turned in a week.

111
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We should've kept running.

112
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You couldn't get around them?

113
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This herd is miles wide. I mean,
it's got a mind of its own.

114
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You can't move fast enough
to get around it.

115
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And every single thing it
overruns just adds to its crowd,

116
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you know, fast zombies,
healthy zombies,

117
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like the ones that
just got my friend Buck.

118
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Hey, man, you gonna
share that with the class?

119
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It ain't water.

120
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Pass it around, whatever it is.

121
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Go easy on it.

122
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Homemade hooch
ain't for everyone.

123
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Easy, man. Come on.
It's got to last me.

124
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Anti-freeze and...

125
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Castor oil.

126
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(POUNDING)

127
00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:06,035
(GROWLING)

128
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,334
We've got to get out of here.

129
00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:13,503
He's right.

130
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Okay, this room isn't secure.

131
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,142
We got to find
some place more secure.

132
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What's back there?

133
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Morgue.

134
00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:22,845
Let's go.

135
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You heard the lady! Let's go!
Yeah, yeah, all right.

136
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,285
(SNARLING)

137
00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:37,860
Nuh-uh, no way.

138
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This place is a death trap.

139
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,036
(SNARLING)

140
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(SNARLING)

141
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(THUDDING ON DOOR)

142
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(SNARLING)

143
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(MUSIC PLAYING)

144
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:08,691
Mmm!

145
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,259
Good, very good.
This tea is...

146
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,973
Earl Grey?
That's right.

147
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,906
Earl Grey.
It's my favorite.

148
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:19,001
Huh. It's my favorite, too.

149
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,478
We have in common
much, you and I.

150
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,443
So, Yuri.

151
00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:28,679
I think we got to address the
800 pound gorilla in the room.

152
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:29,754
(DOG SNORING) Uh...

153
00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,050
(CHUCKLES) No.

154
00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,318
It's an expression.
It's American slang.

155
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,821
Sorry.
All right.

156
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:41,122
Uh, look. Okay,
how did you get here?

157
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,667
Oh, yes, yes, yes.

158
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,202
Um, on I.S.S.

159
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:46,937
International Space Station?

160
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:50,231
You were on the
International Space Station?

161
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:51,789
Oh, that's right,
it's still up there.

162
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,103
When Houston and Moscow...

163
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:58,342
Stop, went dark, we were,

164
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:00,884
uh, alone.

165
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:04,218
Wow, that was like
three years ago.

166
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,257
That's a long time to be alone.

167
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,221
A long time, yes.

168
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,723
After time, the food was gone.

169
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,129
And the system...

170
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(IMITATES SHORT CIRCUITING)

171
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:16,968
Stop... Stop working.

172
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,469
The air, the heat.

173
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,769
So <i>Soyuz</i> escape pod
bring me to you.

174
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,366
Wow, that must've been
one hell of a ride.

175
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,474
Well, what about the others?

176
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,812
Others? Yeah, the
rest of your crew?

177
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:34,943
No crew.

178
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:38,281
Only Yuri.

179
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,826
Your crew?
No crew.

180
00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:42,724
Only Citizen Z.

181
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,398
(SIGHS DRAMATICALLY)

182
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,449
To surviving.

183
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,785
To surviving.

184
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,020
Oh, poor dog.

185
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,918
All the excitement
must've tuckered him out.

186
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,058
(SNARLING AND GROWLING)

187
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,841
(MUFFLED GROWLING)

188
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,343
I wonder, where they're all going.
OTIS: Nowhere.

189
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,677
They're zombies.

190
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,316
Be glad they don't
have a leader.

191
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,419
(GROWLING)

192
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:46,952
MURPHY: Now what?

193
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,324
We wait them out.

194
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,528
We can't just stay here
and wait to die.

195
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:54,365
(SCRATCHING)

196
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,991
Do you hear that, or is
that just in my head?

197
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,627
(SCRATCHING CONTINUES)

198
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,030
I hope it's rats.

199
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,172
I think it's coming
from in here.

200
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,472
(SCRATCHING CONTINUES)

201
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,710
DOC: Oh, damn!

202
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:12,141
How's a guy supposed to relax
with all that going on?

203
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,945
I'll open it.
You pike it.

204
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,584
Don't open that drawer.
Just leave it alone.

205
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:20,758
Calm down.

206
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,787
(SCRATCHING CONTINUES)

207
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,559
One. Two. Three.

208
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,066
(SCRATCHING CONTINUES)

209
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,638
I think it's coming
from this one.

210
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,298
(GROWLS)
(YELLS)

211
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:39,269
Kill it! Just kill it!

212
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:43,481
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

213
00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:44,908
You okay?

214
00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:47,345
Yeah.

215
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,282
Feel free to help out
next time, Murphy.

216
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,494
You got an ear in your hair.

217
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:01,757
What's new?

218
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:02,994
(POUNDING)

219
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:04,797
They're coming in.

220
00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:06,663
(GROWLING)

221
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,166
(RATTLING)

222
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,674
Settle down.

223
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,518
I don't know.

224
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,023
We don't have much choice.

225
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,788
No way in hell am I
getting in that thing.

226
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,528
Well, this is gonna be fun.

227
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:41,301
(GROWLING)

228
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,040
Okay, good, good, good, good, good.
No more, my friend.

229
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,105
My friend.

230
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:51,707
Okay.

231
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,986
What I'm about to show you,

232
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,521
no other human being has seen.

233
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,954
This is for friends only.
This is a friend zone.

234
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:04,328
So after what happened,
you know,

235
00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:05,624
after everybody...

236
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:07,791
I started working.

237
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,926
Uh, collecting data,
collating, running algorithms,

238
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,471
doing anything
that I could do to

239
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,097
put the pieces
of the puzzle together.

240
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,267
There is global communication?

241
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:20,141
Yeah, I mean, some. There
are survivors out there.

242
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:23,813
And you alone
keep this in operation?

243
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:26,146
Uh, yeah. I mean,
I'm the only person here.

244
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:29,847
Internet, satellites,
the cameras in cities?

245
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,551
Yes. Yes. Uh...

246
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:33,989
Nanny cams,
security cams, web cams.

247
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:37,085
Anything that puts out a signal, or
is somehow connected to the grid,

248
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,686
I can reach out and touch it.

249
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:40,429
I'm the NSA, baby.

250
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,323
What a terrible burden.

251
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,830
What?
To see so much pain.

252
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,964
Hmm? One man cannot
carry this alone.

253
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,245
I'm sorry, friend.

254
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,907
Just stop that.

255
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,212
All right, back to the tour.

256
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,413
And for here, the...

257
00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:06,550
The power, the heat,
the fresh air...

258
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,593
You... you control
all these things?

259
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,355
Oh, yeah, you and I
are gonna be fine.

260
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:13,990
I got solar power, generators,
water filters, air filters.

261
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,358
Enough food to last
for a couple of decades.

262
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:20,371
And enough booze to last for, I
don't know, a couple fun years.

263
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,533
I know how much
your people love their vodka.

264
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:26,802
Husky dog!

265
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,377
Dog usually run and play, yes?

266
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,710
Your dog, he...

267
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:34,581
(IMITATES SNORING) He do nothing.
Why do you think?

268
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:38,154
You sure do ask
a lot of questions, comrade.

269
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:43,986
Yuri.

270
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,521
Yuri, listen to me.
I need your help.

271
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,290
I think

272
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:52,360
that we can find out the reason
for the zombie apocalypse.

273
00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:54,862
The answer is here somewhere.

274
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:56,839
But we got to be careful.

275
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,005
Somebody tried to hack
into my system.

276
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,171
There are other bases like this?

277
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,805
I don't know. I guess.

278
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,975
Someone out there
wants to know what I know.

279
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,383
And we can't trust anybody.

280
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:20,760
I don't want to die in here.

281
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,231
Well, you ain't gonna
live out here.

282
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,360
I know.

283
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,548
After you, kid.
Age before beauty.

284
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:46,819
(MUFFLED SNARLING)

285
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,254
(WHISPERS) Okay.

286
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,432
All right.
One of you goes next.

287
00:18:58,604 --> 00:18:59,832
Rock, paper, scissors?

288
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,299
What are you, nine?

289
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,206
Fine, I'll take it.

290
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:05,641
You better hurry up.

291
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,171
Here you go, Doc.

292
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,715
(MUFFLED SNARLING)

293
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:15,050
Oh, okay.

294
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,110
All right, I'll take
the next one.

295
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:21,706
I'm no good in tight spaces.

296
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:23,486
Get in.

297
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,827
I don't think I can do this.

298
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,403
Warren, you better hurry.
I am.

299
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,807
Oh, damn. Now what?

300
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,948
Come on.

301
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,786
Okay. Okay.

302
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,165
(TIRES SCREECHING)

303
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:07,028
It's a storage mostly.

304
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:10,000
Backup power, and of
course the driving range.

305
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:13,238
Is good idea to hit
hard ball off machinery?

306
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:16,839
Well, from time to time, we do
require repairs, but what can I do?

307
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,883
Can't play outside.
I'd lose all my balls.

308
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:19,975
Driver.

309
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,252
Because of the snow.

310
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:26,787
You know, the balls are white
and the snow is white.

311
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:28,823
We'll work on your humor.

312
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,728
Ah! Yeah.
Means is good?

313
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,425
Ooh! That means it's great.
Hand me an iron.

314
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,297
Ah, yes! (LAUGHS) Let's go!

315
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,665
Yeah, baby!

316
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,739
(LAUGHS) Why do you laugh?

317
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,645
That was terrible.

318
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,646
Go! Go! Go!
Hey, stop! Dude!

319
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,160
(LAUGHS) Schooled!

320
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:06,623
Ah!

321
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,497
Don't choke.
(CLANK)

322
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,126
(YELLS)
(LAUGHS)

323
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:12,565
Million dollar winning.

324
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,205
Yeah!

325
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,706
What's up?
You like that?

326
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,264
Go left! Go left!

327
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:18,400
I totally do not like this.

328
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,035
Lure them this way,
lure them this way.

329
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,046
I don't like! I don't like!
I don't like!

330
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,547
Grab that one!
(LAUGHS)

331
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,342
You see this?
Yes!

332
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:27,715
Yes!
I'm killing! I'm killing.

333
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:33,384
Put me down for a six, four,

334
00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:36,285
three.

335
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:41,221
Uh, three!
It's a birdie!

336
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,133
Yo, comrade?

337
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,040
Yuri?

338
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:06,681
Yuri, what are you doing?

339
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,253
This we had on space station.

340
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:13,230
Okay, well, come on
before you break something.

341
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,690
I thought I lost this ball.

342
00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:22,906
Hey.
Hmm?

343
00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:24,100
You got to finish this hole.

344
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,007
It's a playoff.
Sudden death.

345
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:29,403
Sudden death does not
sound like fun game, Simon.

346
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:33,981
Sorry, what?

347
00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,484
No fun your game of death.

348
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:40,753
You are odd duck, Simon.

349
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,064
(WHISPERS) Simon?

350
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,639
(GROWLING)

351
00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:06,483
Don't you leave us. Shh!
Just stay real still.

352
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,643
Murphy.
Shh.

353
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,311
Don't you leave...
Don't move.

354
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,783
I got to get you to California.

355
00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:16,824
You got me as far as you could.

356
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,455
Murphy, please.

357
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:21,526
(GROWLING)

358
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,965
(POUNDING)

359
00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:30,502
(GROWLING)

360
00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:14,585
I want to make them dead.
How do I kill them?

361
00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:17,250
You got to shoot for the head.

362
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,522
This is true?
Shoot the head?

363
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:21,081
Yeah, kill the brain.

364
00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:22,524
It's the only way to stop them.

365
00:24:23,361 --> 00:24:24,521
Aim higher.

366
00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:26,555
Die, zombie!

367
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,567
We're stronger than they.

368
00:24:30,902 --> 00:24:31,902
Us humans?

369
00:24:32,370 --> 00:24:35,430
Mmm-hmm, yes. It's not
so simple to kill us.

370
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:39,034
There is not one way, but
instead many ways to die.

371
00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:41,197
How 'bout some popcorn?
Do you want some popcorn?

372
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,533
I'm gonna go make us
some popcorn.

373
00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:44,606
Oh! Die, zombie! Die!

374
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:49,109
Oh! Hey, is easy to kill
when you know the secret.

375
00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:51,716
I'm gonna hit the head.
Yep, shoot in head.

376
00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:54,725
No, no, no, I mean... Never mind.
I'll be right back.

377
00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:57,488
Oh, bring vodka with snack.

378
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,256
Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
I'll be back.

379
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:03,563
Oh! Die, zombie!
Die, die, die, die, die!

380
00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:26,215
Judas monkey sauce.

381
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,796
(POUNDING ON DOOR)

382
00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:35,362
YURl: Did you fall in?

383
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,125
What?

384
00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:38,797
Just a second.
I'm almost done.

385
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:44,173
Fall in. Like, you fall in
toilet, your whole self.

386
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,875
It's good joke, yes?

387
00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:48,845
Yes, yes, I get that.

388
00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:51,976
Your slang's coming right along.

389
00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:54,178
I'll be right out.
Wait one second.

390
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:55,446
(FOOTSTEPS)

391
00:25:58,323 --> 00:25:59,551
(DOOR OPENING)

392
00:26:00,358 --> 00:26:01,382
(DOOR CLOSING)

393
00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:34,920
(CLANKING)

394
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,166
Step away from that panel, Yuri.

395
00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:50,840
You're not gonna do me
like you did your comrades

396
00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:52,774
on the International
Space Station.

397
00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:54,505
Simon.

398
00:26:56,915 --> 00:27:00,578
Citizen Z.
My name is Citizen Z.

399
00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:02,314
No one calls me Simon.

400
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:04,814
No one even knows
my name is Simon!

401
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:07,121
So how do you know?

402
00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:09,993
Because we are friends.

403
00:27:12,163 --> 00:27:13,391
Close friends.

404
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,494
Friends.
We're not friends.

405
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,702
You lied to me.

406
00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:23,166
Now you tell me
who you really are.

407
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:26,568
You ask the wrong question.

408
00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:31,475
Back away from that panel.

409
00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:33,743
Back away!

410
00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:38,513
And what's with the suit, huh?

411
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:39,750
Mmm!

412
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,961
That is better question.

413
00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:49,398
Are you gonna... You gonna
try and freeze me out?

414
00:27:50,935 --> 00:27:51,993
Huh?

415
00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:55,898
Get off me!

416
00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:04,748
(GRUNTING)

417
00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:19,790
Don't even blink or I'll blow
your brains back to Murmansk.

418
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,561
(SNARLING)

419
00:28:50,261 --> 00:28:51,319
What?

420
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,792
You don't want to eat
me, what do you want?

421
00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:58,965
Great! I'm the one-eyed king
in the land of the blind.

422
00:29:18,456 --> 00:29:19,650
Why are you really here?

423
00:29:20,525 --> 00:29:22,288
Who sent you?
The hackers?

424
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,490
What is wrong with dog?

425
00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:27,194
You don't ask questions!

426
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:31,027
I'm interrogating you!
Dog is sleepy, no?

427
00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:35,166
(SNORING)

428
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,235
He was fine before you got here.

429
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,311
What did you do to him?

430
00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:48,041
Did you poison him?

431
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,245
Ask yourself.

432
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,084
What is wrong with dog?

433
00:29:52,157 --> 00:29:54,182
God, you poisoned my dog?

434
00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:58,387
(SOBBING)

435
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,590
If you did anything
to hurt him...

436
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,892
You son of a bitch.

437
00:30:49,614 --> 00:30:52,242
(WHISPERS)
That's... that's not daddy.

438
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,931
WARREN: (THINKING) <i>Thank you.</i>
<i>Yes, we are ready to order.</i>

439
00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:03,221
<i>Oh, I'm so hungry.</i>

440
00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:06,263
<i>I would love to have
some Alaskan King Crab.</i>

441
00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:08,663
<i>And I would love
to have the rice pilaf.</i>

442
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:11,600
<i>That will be so nice.
And could I please...</i>

443
00:31:13,004 --> 00:31:15,404
CASSANDRA: (THINKING)
<i>I don't wanna die alone.</i>

444
00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:17,600
<i>Well, I mean,
we all die alone, really.</i>

445
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,105
<i>I don't wanna die in here.</i>

446
00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:23,539
<i>I don't wanna die now.
I don't wanna die.</i>

447
00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,105
(SNORING)

448
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:36,557
DOC: (THINKING) <i>The Yardbirds.
Eric Clapton and Jimmy Page.</i>

449
00:31:37,128 --> 00:31:39,494
<i>No, Jeff Beck, then Jimmy Page.</i>

450
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:40,792
(GROWLING)

451
00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:48,061
Get out of here!
(THUDDING)

452
00:31:48,139 --> 00:31:49,299
Go away!

453
00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:52,605
Try to breathe, man.
Just breathe.

454
00:31:52,877 --> 00:31:53,901
There's no air in here.

455
00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:55,946
I got to get
out of the darkness.

456
00:31:56,047 --> 00:31:57,309
I can't take it.

457
00:31:57,382 --> 00:31:59,577
If we all go at once,
we can overpower them.

458
00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:01,846
No. No, man.
No one's going.

459
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,614
Chill, man! Chill!

460
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,080
One!

461
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:07,982
Two.

462
00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:11,426
Otis, be cool man!
Be cool!

463
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:12,861
(COCKING GUN)

464
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,091
Three!

465
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:15,599
(GROWLING)

466
00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:18,063
(OTIS SCREAMING)

467
00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:28,612
(THINKING) <i>The Kinks.</i>
<i>Ray Davies. Dave Davies.</i>

468
00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:33,745
(SOBBING)

469
00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:37,417
Did you poison my dog?

470
00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:42,289
If he dies, I will kill you.

471
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,521
You won't kill me!

472
00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:48,591
Simon, you can't.

473
00:32:50,568 --> 00:32:51,796
Simon, you need to listen.

474
00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:54,037
How do you know my name?

475
00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:56,699
How do I know your name?
I am friend!

476
00:32:57,608 --> 00:33:00,236
Close friend! You don't
know me, but I know you.

477
00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:04,136
You tell me what you used
to poison my dog?

478
00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:06,183
Answer me!
Ask yourself!

479
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:08,616
What is wrong with dog?
I don't know!

480
00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:10,051
You know answer!

481
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:13,553
Simon. Is important. Hmm?

482
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:16,427
Simon, what do you know?

483
00:33:26,537 --> 00:33:27,663
(GASPS)

484
00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:32,037
We need to find out what you know.
Simon, think.

485
00:33:33,711 --> 00:33:34,769
What do you know?

486
00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:42,208
What is different today?

487
00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:46,246
Some crazy cosmonaut
broke into my secure

488
00:33:46,324 --> 00:33:48,417
and isolated listening post

489
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,653
and poisoned me and my dog.

490
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:58,159
You have to do
better than that, Simon.

491
00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:01,895
Try to answer the question.

492
00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:04,407
What is wrong with dog?

493
00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:06,576
Go to hell.

494
00:34:15,319 --> 00:34:16,411
(GASPING)

495
00:34:17,121 --> 00:34:18,520
What's different about today?

496
00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:21,488
What is wrong with dog?

497
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:22,924
What do you know?

498
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,452
(GASPS)

499
00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:26,258
Is this all your fight?

500
00:34:27,098 --> 00:34:29,566
You have to do better, Simon!

501
00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:32,359
You must fight for life!

502
00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:35,563
Fight, Simon! Fight!

503
00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:38,203
Fight!
(GASPS)

504
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:40,734
Fight for life!

505
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:47,279
Help us, please!

506
00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,325
(GROWLS)

507
00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:05,059
What are you?

508
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:10,539
Leave some water for my girl.

509
00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:14,003
If you see a man, red jacket...

510
00:35:16,814 --> 00:35:19,248
Tell him we're still alive!
At least do that.

511
00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:37,191
Hey!

512
00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:52,481
(LABORED BREATHING)

513
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,025
What's different today?

514
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,189
What is wrong with dog?

515
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:08,658
What do you know?

516
00:36:13,871 --> 00:36:15,202
(GASPING)

517
00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:19,401
(GASPS)
I... can't... breathe.

518
00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:20,808
Good. Why?

519
00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:23,137
What?

520
00:36:23,781 --> 00:36:25,043
(COUGHING)

521
00:36:25,816 --> 00:36:28,250
You're suffocating me.

522
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:29,411
Yes. Why?

523
00:36:30,421 --> 00:36:34,050
You're... strangling me.

524
00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:36,419
More specific.

525
00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:41,158
What?

526
00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:43,359
You can't breathe because...

527
00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:47,226
There is...

528
00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:49,397
no...

529
00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:51,608
...oxygen.

530
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,089
(COUGHING)

531
00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:29,271
(GASPING)

532
00:37:38,122 --> 00:37:40,454
Come on, boy.
Come on now.

533
00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:41,952
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

534
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,656
(CHUCKLES) There you go.

535
00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:52,896
There you go.

536
00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:57,866
(CHUCKLES)

537
00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:02,503
All right.

538
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,376
It's time to go.

539
00:38:47,758 --> 00:38:49,055
(GROWLING)

540
00:39:13,784 --> 00:39:14,944
(GROWLING)

541
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:16,543
Hey!

542
00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:19,956
(SNARLING)

543
00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:45,548
They've gone?

544
00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:46,616
Yeah.

545
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:48,977
You came back.

546
00:39:51,288 --> 00:39:52,346
I did.

547
00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:58,926
Oh! Where'd you get that?

548
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,464
Took it from a dead family.

549
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,493
Oh.

550
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,964
Oh! Thank you.

551
00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:13,102
Mmm.

552
00:40:14,378 --> 00:40:15,402
Yeah.

553
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:16,771
Oh, yeah.

554
00:40:17,815 --> 00:40:18,907
Mmm.

555
00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:37,064
(SCREAMS OVER VIDEO GAME)

556
00:40:58,355 --> 00:40:59,583
(WIND HOWLING)

557
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:06,395
Looks like it's just
me and you again, pup.

558
00:41:12,503 --> 00:41:13,595
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

559
00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:15,966
Murphy, how did you do this?

560
00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:18,303
No, I don't even want to know.

561
00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:21,205
I take back everything
10K said about you.

562
00:41:21,545 --> 00:41:24,412
Well, you know, I thought
they got Warren already.

563
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,473
No offense,
but you were almost dead.

564
00:41:27,051 --> 00:41:29,451
But Murphy, man, you are unreal!

565
00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:32,485
Where'd they all go?
How many did you kill?

566
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:36,724
Are we gonna go outside and see them
piled like ten-deep on the sidewalk?

567
00:41:37,027 --> 00:41:38,858
Down low. Down low.
Down low. There you go.

568
00:41:38,929 --> 00:41:39,929
(LAUGHS)

569
00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:41,355
What?

570
00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:44,458
That is the most words I ever heard
come out of your sound hole, kid.

571
00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:47,595
These used to be
my favorite food.

572
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:50,640
Where the hell did you find goldfish?
I'm a goldfish magnet.

573
00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:52,539
I didn't know they were
your favorite though.

574
00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:55,272
(LAUGHS) DOC: I like a juicy rib
eye with a loaded baked potato.

575
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:57,714
Can your psycho
food radar find that?

576
00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:59,781
Yeah, Doc, you're one greedy bastard.
You know that?

577
00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:02,377
WARREN: (CLEARS THROAT)
To Murphy.

578
00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:03,911
You may be the mission.

579
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,482
But today you became our friend.

580
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,625
Thank you.
DOC: Hear, hear.

581
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:12,025
CASSANDRA: Cheers.
MURPHY: Okay, okay, okay.

582
00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:14,758
I only did it to stop
Doc's constant whining.

583
00:42:14,832 --> 00:42:16,299
That is totally fair.

584
00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:18,395
Is this beefjerky?

585
00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,078
CASSANDRA: You're not taking
the whole bag, are you?

586
00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:28,342
So, um, can we go now?

587
00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:31,615
I need to go.
So, I need you to go.

588
00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:36,711
I need to go.

