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Previously on "Happyland"...
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We should talk about your future.
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You're looking at the newest
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Happyland VIP tour guide.
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Ian was right to get you this job.
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He asked me to get you a spot in security.
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I didn't tell you about
me and Ian because...
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- Because you do like him?
- No.
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Because he's my brother.
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We did say we were gonna
hang out this weekend.
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Either pre-med, or international
relations, definitely.
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Hey, Lucy.
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Harp.
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Hey.
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Well, I got to get to my shift.
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Bye.
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Next time, try to make that so awkward,
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one of you bursts into flames.
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Hey, you know what? We just got
through three seconds of conversation.
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Progress.
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(Lucy) There's Noah.
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How about this booth? Huh?
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Reppin' the hell out of Haynes, or what?
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Oh, yeah.
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What can you tell me about the
Ivy League of the southwest?
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Only that I'll miss you
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when I go back there this weekend.
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So...
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I'm gonna get some coffee.
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(Chuckles)
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I don't blame him.
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I mean, we're kind of being the people
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that I usually hate.
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He's just sort of down
on college as a whole.
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Doesn't think he'll ever go.
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Well, you should apply.
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Like I'd ever get in.
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They only, accept, like,
4% of applicants, right?
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You'd get in.
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My work-study is in admissions,
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so I see who makes the cut.
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Maybe I could talk to someone there,
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get pointers on how to nail my application.
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Come with me this weekend.
I can make that happen.
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Wait.
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You're serious?
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You know what? That's probably a bad idea.
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I mean, buses are usually booked by now.
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I'll get my mom's car. Road trip?
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(Chuckles)
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I will cancel my ticket.
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(Chuckles)
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Where do you think he expects you to sleep?
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Since when do road trips
mean sleeping together?
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Did I miss a day in driver's Ed?
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Yeah, the same day we
covered left-hand turns.
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He just wants to get
you into his dorm room.
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Okay, we're talking about a college visit,
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not my sex life.
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Since when do you have a sex life?
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You're pushing the boundaries
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of this male/female best friends thing.
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You need more dude buddies.
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I'm just saying, has
something changed recently?
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Are you starting a blog?
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Yeah.
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The giving up your "V" card
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on a college road trip blog.
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I got to change for my shift.
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Try not to bang anyone
in the dressing room.
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♪
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Hi, honey.
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(Chuckles)
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Look at you, such a good little cleaner.
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Wait, is that racist?
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You're my kid. We'll let it slide.
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Here, let me help.
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You're working all weekend, right?
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Uh-huh.
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Could I maybe borrow
the car to visit Haynes?
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- Be back by Monday.
- Isn't that where Noah goes?
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Oh. Yeah.
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And he'll be introducing me
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to the head of admissions.
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Amazing!
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It would be even more amazing
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if there was a chance I'd let you go.
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It's a college visit, mom.
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With a boy.
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One thing leads to another.
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I went down a road like this before
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when I was a few years older than you,
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and I ended up with a Lucy.
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I can have sex here.
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He'll pressure you. Trust me.
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And you won't be able to just leave.
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You know, you can't just
say I'm your best friend
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when you want to vent about guys
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and then pull mom rank
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just because you learned how a broom works.
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I said no!
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♪
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Hey, Tom.
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Just picking up my dad's check.
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So, someone's slumming it tonight, huh?
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(Sighs)
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All right, if we have to throw down again,
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let me finish eating
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while you grab your raccoon suit, okay?
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I know you got me the security job.
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I'm not sure why you did it, but...
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Thank you.
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Well, you're Lucy's friend.
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Yeah, yeah, she's
thrilled with me right now.
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Why?
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I just kind of busted her balls
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about going away with Noah this weekend.
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She's going away with him?
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Forget it, man.
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Thanks again for the job, though.
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See you around.
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I should have started
rebelling when I was 12.
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She would have been worn down by now.
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You got that temporary
tattoo last Halloween.
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Can't she just give me a little credit?
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Noah's not that kind of guy.
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And it's not like I'd be honor bound
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to sleep with him if he were.
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Well, would you have wanted to?
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- No slut-shaming here.
- Harper...
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Come on, do you actually want
to talk with me about this stuff,
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or are we just gonna
go back to being polite?
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I like him.
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And I'm not, you know, waiting to do it
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under a perfect waterfall
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with Chris Hemsworth or something.
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It's just...
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It's just you want your first time
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to be with someone that's not gonna pull
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a James Chandler and bail.
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That's not what...
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Here's what I think.
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Sleep with him, don't sleep with him,
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whatever, your call.
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But if you want to go,
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don't let your mom's baggage stop you.
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Borrow my car. I'll cover for you.
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Will. Hey.
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You, uh... you here to talk about Haynes?
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Pass.
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I hear you got a big
weekend planned with Lucy.
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I'm just gonna introduce
her to the admissions guy.
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Just remember she's a great girl.
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So, you better treat her like one.
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I'll remember.
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All of you keep reminding me.
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He and I had the same conversation,
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like, 10 minutes ago.
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(Gloria) Have a great day.
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Oh, no tips. Thank you.
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(Quietly) Not even that hundred.
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Miss Velez.
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We have a special VIP
coming in... Kevin Mills.
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He's a major contributor
to the park, and...
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And he just bought an island!
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Oh, sorry.
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Tabloids. I don't read 'em.
They were in my dentist's office.
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We need to make sure
that he has a good time.
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And you want me to guide him?
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My father specifically requested you.
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Apparently, he thinks
you're eminently qualified.
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And I'm sure he wouldn't
give such a big assignment
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without a good reason.
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Right?
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Hey!
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So, this weekend...
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(Sighs)
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My mom has lost her mind
about giving me the car, and...
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Don't worry about it.
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Your buddies will and Ian
kind of interrogated me
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- and got me thinking...
- They did what now?
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Look, I'm not gonna pretend
like I wasn't wondering
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if this trip was gonna be a chance
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to maybe take things to the next level,
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but I don't want to pressure you,
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and I completely understand
if you don't want to go.
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We can just cancel...
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I was just gonna say
we'll take Harper's car.
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This trip is happening. I'm in.
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I was just gonna say
we'll take Harper's car.
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Hey, can you call in sick later?
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I can't miss work unless you miss work.
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I don't know.
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It's not really a good time
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for me to duck out of Prince duty.
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Come on. Do me a solid.
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You kind of owe me
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after interrogating Noah like that.
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Which was about what, exactly?
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Look, I'm not giving my dad and brother
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more ammunition to come down on me
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just so you can get Ivy League laid.
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Why do you care?
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Come, brothers. Let us embrace as men.
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Rumor has it that Hank Chandler's body
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is cryogenically frozen beneath Happyland,
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but the truth is...
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I'm sorry, um, how long does this last?
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It's another hour.
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Four more lands.
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Mr. Mills, is there anything I can do
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to make your tour more enjoyable?
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As a VIP, you are entitled to...
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To something.
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I dump my money into these charities
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at Happy World Fund, Ricky's Kids,
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this new Happyland scholarship,
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and, what, I get the same tour
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thousands of visitors see?
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What new scholarship?
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You know what? Let's just call it a day.
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No, no, wait. (Chuckles)
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I really want you to enjoy this.
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There has to be something
here you'd be excited about.
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How hard would it be
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to let me try on a Ricky costume?
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Well, it goes against regulations.
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But I can make that happen.
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Come on. Switch out for the weekend,
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and I'll take your second shifts
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for a month.
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AARP character dining
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and Free Ricky Sippy Cup Day.
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Toothless people eating and leaky diapers?
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Yep.
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And Sippy Cup Day.
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You're really turning the
screws on me here, guys.
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Hey, I had plans to get my abs airbrushed.
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You're gonna have to
make it worth our while.
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Fine. I'll take them all.
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Throw in serial killer appreciation day.
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Just go back out there now
and finish this weekend, okay?
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Done.
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What are you doing?
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I switched our shifts.
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Hope you like drool.
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Remember the part where I
didn't agree to any of this?
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Okay, you can sell me out to Theodore,
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or you could just be my friend.
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Aren't you two supposed to be on?
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We swapped out.
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Oh, I should have stayed away
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from the pupusas at the Happy Hacienda.
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Can I get a day or two off?
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Just don't use the word
"food poisoning" above ground.
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We don't want another
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Happy Mongolian Barbecue incident.
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Yeah.
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You're a way better actor
when you're not playing Valor.
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Thanks.
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He'd better be a good guy.
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I bet Richard Branson never got to do this!
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(Laughs)
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See? Tours don't have to suck.
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Hey, take a picture with me for my kids.
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Uh, nah, oh, the head.
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00:10:07,921 --> 00:10:09,320
Okay.
270
00:10:09,322 --> 00:10:10,687
(Grunts)
271
00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:12,323
- (Chuckles)
- All right?
272
00:10:12,325 --> 00:10:14,992
- Now one more.
- Okay.
273
00:10:14,994 --> 00:10:17,161
Okay, uh, we should wrap it up.
274
00:10:17,163 --> 00:10:19,563
Guests really aren't
supposed to be down here.
275
00:10:19,565 --> 00:10:20,831
Time to scoot.
276
00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:22,833
Well, golly, gee, Willikers.
What's the big rush?
277
00:10:22,835 --> 00:10:25,368
Oh, that is a really good
Ricky voice, Mr. Mills.
278
00:10:25,370 --> 00:10:26,470
Mr. Mills?
279
00:10:26,472 --> 00:10:28,639
Oh, you can call me Ricky.
280
00:10:28,641 --> 00:10:30,441
Why don't you put on the Roxie costume
281
00:10:30,443 --> 00:10:31,608
and we'll forage for garbage,
282
00:10:31,610 --> 00:10:33,577
and I'll mount you while you nibble trash?
283
00:10:33,579 --> 00:10:36,813
Hey! Back off!
284
00:10:36,815 --> 00:10:38,081
What the hell kind of tour is this?
285
00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,516
- Oh, no.
- You... you... you were...
286
00:10:40,518 --> 00:10:42,685
taking a picture for my kids.
287
00:10:44,788 --> 00:10:46,823
Mija, you can throw it
back in my face later,
288
00:10:46,825 --> 00:10:49,059
but right now I really need you.
289
00:10:49,061 --> 00:10:51,094
Call me, please?
290
00:10:51,096 --> 00:10:52,428
(Phone beeps)
291
00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:53,596
Are you okay?
292
00:10:55,165 --> 00:10:58,100
Lucy's not answering. Where is she?
293
00:10:58,102 --> 00:11:00,670
She, uh... she should be off in a few.
294
00:11:00,672 --> 00:11:02,137
I'll tell her to call.
295
00:11:03,574 --> 00:11:05,207
Oh, there she is.
296
00:11:05,209 --> 00:11:06,576
Oh, wait!
297
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:08,543
Lucy.
298
00:11:08,545 --> 00:11:09,911
Where's Lucy?
299
00:11:09,913 --> 00:11:12,982
(Chuckles) She switched
to get the weekend off.
300
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,289
Thanks for the beers, man.
301
00:11:21,858 --> 00:11:23,825
(Chuckles) I will never look
302
00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:26,027
at the plunderer's cave the same way again.
303
00:11:26,029 --> 00:11:28,463
Amateur porn... just a nice job perk.
304
00:11:28,465 --> 00:11:31,132
People love doing nasty
things in innocent places, huh?
305
00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:34,002
And they forget we have
security cameras everywhere.
306
00:11:34,004 --> 00:11:36,204
We print the best pics.
307
00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:42,943
So, what were you doing
talking to Noah today?
308
00:11:46,148 --> 00:11:48,449
I just wanted to make
sure he was aboveboard.
309
00:11:48,451 --> 00:11:49,650
Same as you, right?
310
00:11:52,354 --> 00:11:54,022
You know...
311
00:11:54,024 --> 00:11:55,756
If Harper's got to date someone new,
312
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,525
I'm glad it's not some Choad.
313
00:11:57,527 --> 00:11:59,359
(Chuckles)
314
00:12:02,196 --> 00:12:04,331
Wait.
315
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,599
Oh, crap.
316
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:06,667
You got to be kidding me.
317
00:12:06,669 --> 00:12:09,069
That's Noah.
318
00:12:10,471 --> 00:12:11,605
Please don't judge me
319
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,206
for my emasculating road trip playlist.
320
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:16,076
Lots of ladies with guitars
singing about their feelings.
321
00:12:16,078 --> 00:12:17,310
- Oh.
- You've been warned.
322
00:12:17,312 --> 00:12:20,180
(Chuckles) Excited to hear
you sing along in falsetto.
323
00:12:20,182 --> 00:12:21,648
(Both chuckling)
324
00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:23,150
Hey, I have a devoted Internet following.
325
00:12:23,152 --> 00:12:25,552
You know, I have no trouble believing that.
326
00:12:36,645 --> 00:12:38,645
Noah I meet you downstairs.
327
00:12:44,259 --> 00:12:47,494
Staying at Harper's for the weekend?
328
00:12:47,496 --> 00:12:49,363
Not like you to lie to me.
329
00:12:49,365 --> 00:12:51,098
I'm sorry I lied, but...
330
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,899
Okay, you're coming home with me
331
00:12:52,901 --> 00:12:54,033
right now, Lucy, I mean it.
332
00:12:54,035 --> 00:12:57,370
You missed the boat on laying down the law.
333
00:12:57,372 --> 00:12:58,705
I'm 17.
334
00:12:58,707 --> 00:13:00,807
In a year, I'm going off to college.
335
00:13:00,809 --> 00:13:02,843
I'm not like you.
336
00:13:02,845 --> 00:13:05,579
If I want to go visit a
school with a boy that I like,
337
00:13:05,581 --> 00:13:06,947
I'm going.
338
00:13:08,315 --> 00:13:12,118
Lying and running off
with a boy you barely know,
339
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,419
just like me.
340
00:13:13,421 --> 00:13:15,321
It's not your call.
341
00:13:17,591 --> 00:13:18,891
I'll see you Monday.
342
00:13:22,463 --> 00:13:25,130
(Cell phone rings)
343
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:28,934
Hello.
344
00:13:28,936 --> 00:13:31,003
(Woman) This is Mr. Chandler's office.
345
00:13:31,005 --> 00:13:32,972
He'd like to see you immediately.
346
00:13:32,974 --> 00:13:34,172
(Sighs)
347
00:13:34,174 --> 00:13:35,440
You okay?
348
00:13:35,442 --> 00:13:38,043
We're not, like, obligated
to do this right now.
349
00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:40,078
Maybe we should call this off.
350
00:13:41,614 --> 00:13:42,680
All good.
351
00:13:42,682 --> 00:13:44,249
Let's just beat the traffic.
352
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:48,387
Lucy.
353
00:13:48,389 --> 00:13:49,587
(Scoffs)
354
00:13:49,589 --> 00:13:51,956
You guys are both unbelievable.
355
00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:54,792
- Let's go, Noah.
- Lucy.
356
00:13:54,794 --> 00:13:56,361
Hey, come on. It was cute before.
357
00:13:56,363 --> 00:13:58,963
Now it's just getting stupid. Back off.
358
00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,965
What's this about, Will?
359
00:14:02,434 --> 00:14:04,936
It's about this.
360
00:14:04,938 --> 00:14:06,971
From security footage Tuesday.
361
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,048
Is this you in the Plunderer's Cave
362
00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:19,983
with the girl who sells
turkey legs in Gold Rush Land?
363
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,219
You and I never made anything official.
364
00:14:22,221 --> 00:14:24,955
So, it's cool for you to
have sex with another girl
365
00:14:24,957 --> 00:14:26,823
and go away with me in the same week?
366
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,392
It's how it is in college.
367
00:14:30,362 --> 00:14:31,662
Lucy. Hey.
368
00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:36,934
Lucy.
369
00:14:36,936 --> 00:14:39,302
She sells turkey legs.
370
00:14:39,304 --> 00:14:40,771
Lucy.
371
00:14:51,648 --> 00:14:54,850
(Theodore) Kevin Mills said you
were rude and unprofessional.
372
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,453
He's pulling his contributions
373
00:14:56,455 --> 00:14:57,620
unless we let you go.
374
00:14:59,656 --> 00:15:01,091
So, what happened?
375
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,827
Mr. Mills was bored,
376
00:15:04,829 --> 00:15:08,230
so I took him down to
the dressing room, and...
377
00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:11,333
He made a pass at me.
378
00:15:11,335 --> 00:15:13,302
I said no, but he still went for it.
379
00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:15,437
So, all we know for sure
is that she took a guest
380
00:15:15,439 --> 00:15:17,673
somewhere that he wasn't supposed to be.
381
00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:19,141
You're right.
382
00:15:19,143 --> 00:15:21,776
I shouldn't have taken him
down to the dressing room.
383
00:15:21,778 --> 00:15:23,245
But if this is in the job description,
384
00:15:23,247 --> 00:15:25,581
then I don't want it.
385
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,116
I'm not some naive girl
386
00:15:27,118 --> 00:15:29,418
who just does whatever a rich man wants.
387
00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:30,486
I quit.
388
00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:31,653
Theodore, tell Mr. Mills
389
00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:32,988
he's no longer welcome in the park.
390
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:35,524
Dad, I highly recommend you don't do that.
391
00:15:35,526 --> 00:15:36,825
Noted, but last I checked,
392
00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:39,861
I was still in charge of this place.
393
00:15:49,972 --> 00:15:52,941
Was that about today or 18 years ago?
394
00:15:52,943 --> 00:15:53,941
Today.
395
00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:59,147
But I should have
apologized a long time ago.
396
00:16:01,483 --> 00:16:02,816
I panicked.
397
00:16:02,818 --> 00:16:05,319
I already had a kid, and I...
398
00:16:07,989 --> 00:16:09,857
I always thought about you.
399
00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:12,325
Sometimes I wondered
400
00:16:12,327 --> 00:16:13,994
what would have happened if you hadn't...
401
00:16:13,996 --> 00:16:17,998
Like you said, it was a long time ago.
402
00:16:25,306 --> 00:16:28,375
I figured you'd be
halfway to Haynes by now.
403
00:16:28,377 --> 00:16:30,143
What are you doing here?
404
00:16:32,647 --> 00:16:33,780
Noah was hooking up
405
00:16:33,782 --> 00:16:36,616
with another girl this whole time.
406
00:16:36,618 --> 00:16:38,285
I'm an idiot.
407
00:16:38,287 --> 00:16:39,586
(Sighs)
408
00:16:39,588 --> 00:16:43,056
Oh, mija, I can't tell you how many times
409
00:16:43,058 --> 00:16:46,092
guys haven't turned
out to be who I thought.
410
00:16:46,094 --> 00:16:49,162
Like mother, like daughter, I guess.
411
00:16:49,164 --> 00:16:51,898
I shouldn't have said all that stuff.
412
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:55,168
No, some of it was right.
413
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:58,171
You're growing up and going away soon
414
00:16:58,173 --> 00:17:01,873
no matter how much I wish
I could keep you here.
415
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:05,010
Even if by some miracle I
charmed the admissions guy,
416
00:17:05,012 --> 00:17:06,945
never could have afforded to go.
417
00:17:06,947 --> 00:17:10,249
I'm not so sure about that.
418
00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:12,484
There's a new program...
419
00:17:12,486 --> 00:17:14,520
the Happyland Scholarship.
420
00:17:14,522 --> 00:17:16,487
Covers tuition to prep school and college
421
00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:17,789
for qualified employees.
422
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:20,325
Says it right there. Kind of memorized it.
423
00:17:20,327 --> 00:17:21,492
(Chuckles)
424
00:17:21,494 --> 00:17:22,660
Are you serious?
425
00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:24,696
Well, it's a little too
late for me to apply,
426
00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:27,665
but I got you an interview for next week.
427
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,268
(Laughs)
428
00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:32,670
See? Sometimes you still need me.
429
00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:34,105
Shush.
430
00:17:34,107 --> 00:17:35,973
(Both chuckle)
431
00:17:35,975 --> 00:17:38,610
So, what did turkey-leg girl say?
432
00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:40,411
She didn't know about me either.
433
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:42,213
Was she pissed?
434
00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:43,814
At Noah.
435
00:17:43,816 --> 00:17:46,217
But I get free turkey legs through forever,
436
00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:48,553
so I come out ahead.
437
00:17:48,555 --> 00:17:50,121
Or maybe I still lose.
438
00:17:50,123 --> 00:17:52,056
(Both chuckle)
439
00:17:54,059 --> 00:17:56,593
Sucks. He'll just keep doing the same
440
00:17:56,595 --> 00:17:58,896
"look at me, I'm nerdy and adorable"
441
00:17:58,898 --> 00:18:00,798
beta male routine on some other girl.
442
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,434
(Gasps)
443
00:18:04,436 --> 00:18:06,436
Oh...
444
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:08,372
Hey, guys.
445
00:18:08,374 --> 00:18:09,673
Hey, Will.
446
00:18:11,309 --> 00:18:14,578
Think I could talk to Lucy alone?
447
00:18:19,116 --> 00:18:20,850
So...
448
00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:22,752
There's something I want to ask you.
449
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:29,132
You know I've already
forgiven you last week.
450
00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:33,153
I shouldn't have given you
such a hard time about Noah.
451
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,655
But you were right about him.
452
00:18:34,657 --> 00:18:36,829
Yeah, there was that.
453
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:39,193
Strike that apology.
454
00:18:39,195 --> 00:18:40,594
Here we are.
455
00:18:40,596 --> 00:18:41,895
Ricky's Flicks.
456
00:18:41,897 --> 00:18:44,431
No offense, but I've seen them all.
457
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:45,833
Did you forget I'm not a tourist?
458
00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:47,501
Not Ricky's Flicks.
459
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:49,370
A nontourist should know
460
00:18:49,372 --> 00:18:51,772
there's something else
inside that building.
461
00:18:51,774 --> 00:18:55,175
Yeah, like you scored
us passes to Club Happy.
462
00:18:57,078 --> 00:18:59,846
Oh, my God!
463
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:00,813
(Chuckles)
464
00:19:05,152 --> 00:19:06,353
(Chuckling)
465
00:19:07,922 --> 00:19:10,623
Getting pretty chummy with
the Chandler boys, huh?
466
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,259
Theodore getting you free passes.
467
00:19:12,261 --> 00:19:13,526
Let's just say he owed me one.
468
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,795
You do not keep secrets
from me, Will Armstrong.
469
00:19:15,797 --> 00:19:17,730
You are gonna have to beat it out of me.
470
00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:19,064
I've taken you before.
471
00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:21,768
Fourth grade. I have the upper hand now.
472
00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:23,102
- I hope.
- (Chuckles)
473
00:19:23,104 --> 00:19:24,570
I better.
474
00:19:28,241 --> 00:19:30,542
Look, I wanted there to be
something wrong with Noah.
475
00:19:32,145 --> 00:19:33,345
I've been telling you that I had your back
476
00:19:33,347 --> 00:19:35,714
because you were my friend, but...
477
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,217
You're not really just my friend.
478
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,786
Will...
479
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:45,124
You are and you always
have been a lot more.
480
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,461
(Inaudible)
481
00:19:49,463 --> 00:19:53,665
At least, you know, I... I want you to be.
482
00:20:00,606 --> 00:20:02,206
Luce...
483
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:04,375
Did you hear me?
484
00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:13,119
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485
00:20:13,252 --> 00:20:14,822
Next time on "Happyland"...
486
00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:15,962
I'm sick...
487
00:20:15,987 --> 00:20:17,315
Being scared. Luce...
488
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,487
I still am.
489
00:20:18,512 --> 00:20:19,526
I know you know.
490
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,042
Lucy has her mother. That's her family.
491
00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:22,133
I think you should get to know my dad.
492
00:20:22,158 --> 00:20:24,458
I don't know if this
family wants me around.
493
00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:26,115
Folks, we have a special surprise.
494
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:28,171
We have our President, James Chandler.
495
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,254
With his family.