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Oh, if one more person sends me

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an e-mail with "LFTD" at the bottom,

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I'm gonna "K" somebody's "A."

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What's "LFTD"?

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Oh, come on, grandpa.

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LFTD... "live for the day."

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It's the catchphrase of that rapper J'burnt.

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That's a terrible catchphrase.

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I could come up with
something so much better.

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I think you're missing one crucial component

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of creating a catchphrase.

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People have to care what you think.

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People care what I think.

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In fact, I'm a bit of a trendsetter.

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Oh, please.

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Give us an example of a trend you "set."

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The front tuck.

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Business in the front.

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Party in the back.

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You do that on purpose?

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Guys, guys, we've got an announcement.

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Go on, you tell them.

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No, you tell them.

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- No, I think it should come from you.
- No...

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I've lost interest.

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We're gonna rescue a puppy.

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Aw!

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Don't you already have a dog?

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No.

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Somebody has a dog.

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Oh, no, wait, I was thinking
of Andi and Bobby's kid.

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c17

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Oh.

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Wait.

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It's a terrible catchphrase.

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All right, may-maybe you
didn't hear me correctly.

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"Chirp that bitch."

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It's ridiculous.

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What'd I just do?

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You locked your car.

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Lame!

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From now on,

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I'm gonna chirp that bitch.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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Bobby, did you deposit that tax refund check?

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What tax refund check?

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The check that I left on the table

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with a post-it on it that said,

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"please deposit this check."

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Right.

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You have no idea what I'm talking about.

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No. You know what?

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It's probably upstairs on the nightstand

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with all my other papers.

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Or it's at the office.

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It's probably at the office.

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If not upstairs.

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Bobby, this is a big check.

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I don't want it disappearing
into one of your many piles.

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And more importantly,

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did you get me the double stuf oreos?

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Right.

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Why do I even write post-its? I don't know.

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Look who I have.

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Oh, my god.

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You want to hold him?

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- Yes, please.
- Aw.

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Hi! Okay.

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I'll be right back.

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I could just eat you up!

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Run for your life.

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All right, let's get the two of us a treat.

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Whoa.

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What the hell is this?

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Well, they were gonna kill these little guys.

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And I couldn't just leave them there.

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And Lowell is okay with this?

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He will be.

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As soon as I find homes for nine of them.

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I'll take this guy.

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Where will you two be living?

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Aw, the mean little man
won't let me keep you.

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Why's he so mean, huh? Why is he so mean?

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I'm gonna kill him. You want to take him?

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Ms. Pearce?

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Oh, god.

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Deena from accounting.

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I have the quarterly
financials for you to sign.

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Right, okay.

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Sign here.

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Uh-huh.

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And here.

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And initial here.

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And ini...

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Ini...

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Okay, okay, oh, god.

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I'm sorry. I just need a minute.

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Okay, what's wrong?

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I think my boyfriend Matt is
in love with someone else.

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And why would you think that?

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He said he's in love with someone else.

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All right, well, then dump him.

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Oh, you make it sound so easy.

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It is. All you have to say is, "get out,

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go away, hit the road, don't come back."

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Oh, thank you. That's really helpful.

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Yeah, okay, bye-bye.

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I looked everywhere.

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That check is not at the office.

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Yeah, well, it's not here either.

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So, what am I gonna do?

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The good news is,

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on the drive home from the office,

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I thought of a better catchphrase.

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Extra crispy.

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It means cool.

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Will, I'm having a serious problem here.

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Well, maybe you should just relax

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and be extra crispy about it.

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Tell Andi you lost the
check and get it reissued.

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I can't, it'll be another
mark on the marital scorecard.

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What's the marital scorecard?

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Every marriage has a marital scorecard.

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You keep track of how many
times your spouse messes up.

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That way, you have something
to rub in their face

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when you're having a fight.

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So the secret to a happy marriage is spite?

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And TV.

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All right, that's him.

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Everyone get cute. Really sell it, okay?

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Oh, come on, scooter.

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You had all day to lick yourself.

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Hey... babe.

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Guess what.

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There's so many dogs.

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And I love every single one of them.

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Hello! Mwah!

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Hello, what's your name?

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I got it!

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The check?

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God, no, you're never gonna find that.

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My new catchphrase.

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You ready?

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Kickin' it friendly.

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I actually miss "chirp that bitch."

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You're enjoying some beers with your bros?

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You're kickin' it friendly.

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Ice cream with the gang?

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Kickin' it friendly.

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You're playing your banjo on the front porch?

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You, my friend,

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are kickin' it friendly.

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I'd make fun of you,

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but I'm picking through garbage

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and you live here rent-free.

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So who's the idiot?

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You gonna help me out here or what?

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Dude, I just got a manicure.

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If it were weird,

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would the word "man" be a part of it?

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I don't know. Tell me about menopause.

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You'll see... "kickin' it friendly"

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is gonna catch on huge.

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No, it's not.

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I bet that I can make one of our friends

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say "kickin' it friendly"
by the end of the week.

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You're on. How much?

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I don't want to take any
of your manicure money.

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Loser grows a mustache.

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Ha! Deal.

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Pudding?

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Sure, why not?

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I'm sorry, Ms. Pearce.

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I know I shouldn't be in here.

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But I feel like you're the
only person I can talk to.

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It's over with Matt.

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Oh...

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Great, so you dumped him?

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And he got really pissed.

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And since he's my landlord, he evicted me.

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I have nowhere to live.

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Wait, you didn't tell
me he was your landlord.

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I guess neither one of
us thought this through.

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Well, isn't there anyone
else you can live with?

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My mother.

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But she lives with her boyfriend Trent.

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And Trent's mad at me 'cause I wouldn't agree

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to sell my eggs on craigslist.

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Isn't there anyone else

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you can talk to about this?

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My sister said I should set
fire to him while he's asleep,

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but that's her solution for everything.

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All right, all right.

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Look, here's what you're gonna do.

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You're gonna tell your mom
you're moving in with her.

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Okay, well, maybe I should practice first.

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You be me and I'll be my mother.

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Fine.

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Um, mom, can I talk to you?

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Stop hitting on my boyfriend.

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I see the way you look at Trent.

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And I'm done.

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This is so awesome.

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Just hanging out.

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Cracking some cold ones, you know.

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Kickin' it friendly.

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If you have time to drink a beer,

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you have time to look for a house.

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So, after visiting three
government web sites,

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each of which crashed six
times, and filling out

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seven online forms,

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the I.R.S. is gonna

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send us a new check.

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Go ahead, say it.

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You're mad.

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I'm not mad, I'm just...

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I'm just disappointed.

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There it is.

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Bobby, it's just, it's so simple

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to be organized. I mean, look at me.

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Look, I have my folder
of things that I've done.

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And my folder of things

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that need to be done.

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And that way,

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I know where everything is.

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Do you have to use the potty?

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A little.

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I was, I was talking to Charlie.

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Well, sometimes it's hard to tell.

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Come on, Charlie. I'll take him.

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Here we go.

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- You want to put that on?
- Yeah.

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All right.

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Well, that's unfortunate.

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So you had the check all along?

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Yup.

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Oh, this is gonna be a huge mark against me

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on the marital scorecard.

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You can win at marriage?

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Gosh, that makes monogamy

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seem almost worth it.

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Bobby is never gonna let
me hear the end of this.

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Although...

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Yes?

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A new check is being issued.

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So...

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Andi!

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That was so wrong.

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So manipulative.

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So me.

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Ooh.

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Another text.

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This woman has become the bane

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of my existence.

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I thought you told her to
move in with her mother.

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I did, but then

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the mother's boyfriend moved out.

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And then the boyfriend
stole the mother's car,

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so she couldn't get to work,

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so she lost her job at iHop.

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And it goes on!

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I mean, this girl is like

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a whac-a-mole of problems.

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It's like putting your finger in a dike.

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Did that once in college.

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Wasn't my thing.

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Well, I'm surprised you
haven't just fired her.

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Can't.

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Her scoliosis is technically a "disability."

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Well, I guess you're just stuck with her.

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Yeah.

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Unless I can pawn her off on someone

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with more compassion than common sense.

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Does human diarrhea medicine work on dogs?

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Please say yes.

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And voilà.

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00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,380
You want to pay us

278
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,860
to hang out with the
accountant from your office?

279
00:11:38,690 --> 00:11:39,720
She has

280
00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:41,430
a name.

281
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,460
Look, the point is,

282
00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:48,130
I will pay you a generous hourly wage

283
00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:49,140
to comfort her.

284
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:50,460
Think of it as babysitting.

285
00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:54,630
For the world's biggest, craziest baby.

286
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,730
Kate, we can't take money

287
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:58,140
to help a person in need.

288
00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,610
He is right.

289
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:01,710
Pick a dog.

290
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,640
What?

291
00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,580
Come on, you have a need, we have a need.

292
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:08,190
I'll trade you a dog for an accountant.

293
00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:10,550
Is this animal trafficking

294
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,320
or human trafficking?

295
00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:17,490
Well, it does seem like a big responsibility.

296
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,220
But a dog can't talk

297
00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,260
and I can pay someone to pick up after it.

298
00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:22,460
I'll take that one.

299
00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:23,440
Oh, that...

300
00:12:23,441 --> 00:12:24,560
You don't want her.

301
00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:26,160
She's kind of mean.

302
00:12:26,170 --> 00:12:27,500
Mean?

303
00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,500
I like it.

304
00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:31,010
Come here, you little bitch.

305
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,010
Okay...

306
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:40,020
Okay, you guys!

307
00:12:40,021 --> 00:12:41,580
Only five to go.

308
00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:42,810
Just found a home for the retriever.

309
00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:44,450
Aw, damn it.

310
00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:47,250
I just started to make a
real connection with Gerry.

311
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:53,660
If you like, Jules,

312
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,690
we could all be hanging out,

313
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,300
brainstorming ways to place these dogs.

314
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,570
You know, just kickin' it friendly.

315
00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:04,270
Can you believe that I was worried

316
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,170
Lowell was gonna be angry about the dogs?

317
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,370
I mean, who would've thought

318
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:08,810
he'd get sad every time one goes?

319
00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:11,980
Kickin' it friendly.

320
00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:14,590
It's just coming off like tourette's now.

321
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:19,280
Guys, I want you to meet Deena.

322
00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:20,950
- Hey.
- Hey. - Hi, Deena.

323
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,850
Deena...

324
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,720
You're going to go with Jules and Lowell now.

325
00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,190
They're great, you're gonna love them.

326
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,230
Oh. Well, you haven't steered me wrong yet

327
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,600
and I know I need to meet
more people so I can...

328
00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:35,070
- Have a seat.
- What's going on, Deena?

329
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,470
Feel like kickin' it friendly?

330
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,450
What is wrong with you?

331
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:45,980
Oh, the check thing is killing me.

332
00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,150
I mean, maybe I should tell him.

333
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,580
I don't know. What do you think?

334
00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:50,720
Ugh, do you hear what I have to deal with?

335
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,750
Who are you talking to?

336
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,230
Dog.

337
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,020
Oh, right.

338
00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:57,420
Have you decided on a name?

339
00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:59,560
Yeah. Dog.

340
00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:00,830
So, about the check...

341
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,300
All right, gotta go, dog needs me.

342
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:06,860
I'm sorry to throw you under the bus,

343
00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:08,530
but there's only so much drama about a check

344
00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,780
I can pretend to care about.

345
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,740
Just look at me once.

346
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,980
I love that you don't.

347
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:21,410
Bobby...

348
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,020
I have to tell you something.

349
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,720
What is all this?

350
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,250
Storage bins.

351
00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:28,790
Losing that check

352
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,360
was the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.

353
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,920
I'm gonna organize everything.

354
00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:33,860
The closet, the nightstand, the garage.

355
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,840
What'd you have to tell me?

356
00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,600
That if you're gonna organize the garage,

357
00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:41,940
you gotta get bigger containers.

358
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:55,350
It's like looking into a mirror.

359
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,320
Good evening, Ms. Pearce.

360
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,420
I just wanted to tell you

361
00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:00,620
there are smiley-face cupcakes

362
00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:02,220
in the break room.

363
00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:04,390
They're an accurate
representation of how I feel.

364
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,620
This is quite a change.

365
00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:07,630
I know!

366
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,790
I've never been happier.

367
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,830
Wow, yes...

368
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,630
What?

369
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,930
Oh, just something Lowell said.

370
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:17,210
Anyway, have a super night!

371
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,970
I know.

372
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,980
It's a beautiful, full-bodied cabernet.

373
00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,320
Hey, Bob, look at this.

374
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,090
We got a nanny cam so that
we can check on the dogs.

375
00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:36,490
Oh, man, do they ever
stop licking themselves?

376
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,990
Hmm...

377
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,900
You would if you could.

378
00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:44,600
Hey, guys.

379
00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:49,870
This is just sad.

380
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,440
That's a, uh... That's a unique shirt.

381
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,540
Yeah. Was it free?

382
00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:56,210
No.

383
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,380
No, I bought this because
everybody's saying this now.

384
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,380
Oh. I haven't heard anyone say that.

385
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:01,510
Yeah. Me either.

386
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,610
I do like the sentiment, though.

387
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,450
Right? Who wouldn't?

388
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:05,780
Yeah.

389
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,790
It's kind of like "hangin' out big-time."

390
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,120
Oh, my god, Lowell,

391
00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:10,690
- did you just make that up?
- Yeah.

392
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,720
That's really good. It's like a catchphrase

393
00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:12,700
or something. Is it?

394
00:16:12,701 --> 00:16:13,960
Yeah!

395
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:16,200
Ooh, interesting.

396
00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:22,130
Uh, Kate, you can't have a dog in here.

397
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,330
Dog's not a dog.

398
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,570
Dog is an upscale life companion.

399
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:26,740
I'll have a chardonnay

400
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,070
and dog will take a zinfandel.

401
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,710
Hey...

402
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,080
What did you say to miserable Deena

403
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,210
to make her so happy?

404
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:33,680
Oh, we just gave her some tips

405
00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:35,550
on how to learn to live in the moment.

406
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,220
Yeah. You know, just "be in the possible,"

407
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,420
"accept yourself,"

408
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,880
and that there's magic in the everyday.

409
00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:41,820
So you got here a subscription to<i> O magazine</i>

410
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,860
and she's miraculously healed?

411
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,560
Hey, don't get all worked up.

412
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:48,570
We're all just sitting
here kickin' it friendly.

413
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,930
You didn't fix anything.

414
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,530
You just put a band-aid on a gaping wound.

415
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:53,870
I mean, Deena's still

416
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,070
loveless, penniless, homeless,

417
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,340
and her boss is a total bitch.

418
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,440
You're right!

419
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:03,570
You're right, my life sucks!

420
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,490
Kate... what do I do?

421
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,160
Have you tried kickin' it friendly?

422
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,250
Nothing matters anymore!

423
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:16,220
Nothing!

424
00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:18,290
Kate, you have to go after her.

425
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:21,370
Oh, but our wine just arrived.

426
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:25,130
Fine.

427
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,300
Deena...

428
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,370
It's all gonna be...

429
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,900
Whatever, I don't know...

430
00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:34,180
You'll feel fine, whatever...

431
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,050
Hi, Deena.

432
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,210
Let me guess.

433
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,020
Bad day?

434
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,050
My sister set a small fire

435
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,450
and it turned into a big fire

436
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,720
and now she's in jail!

437
00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:53,960
Sounds about right.

438
00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:58,730
- Oh, what a cutie.
- Oh...

439
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:00,000
She may look cute,

440
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,400
but she's actually vicious

441
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,600
and doesn't really like to be touched.

442
00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:04,070
Oh, she looks really cuddly.

443
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,170
Oh, no, I-I wouldn't.

444
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,570
No, no, oh, no, don't...

445
00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:09,110
Oh...

446
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,510
Oh, look who's so cute!

447
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,610
I love her so much!

448
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,610
This is the sweetest dog ever!

449
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:16,080
Apparently.

450
00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:18,680
Dog, you have proven to be friendly,

451
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,790
sensitive and loving.

452
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,450
You are dead to me.

453
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:26,520
You know, you two deserve
each other. Take her and go.

454
00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:28,290
Really? Are you sure?

455
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,100
She's all yours.

456
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,570
Hey, wait!

457
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:36,110
That collar was expensive.

458
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,280
What's this?

459
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,050
It's a mustache comb.

460
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,650
Get to know it 'cause pretty soon

461
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:52,590
you're gonna be kickin' it hairy.

462
00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:55,890
It's not over till it's over.

463
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,430
Hey, guys?

464
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:02,130
Can you read this aloud, please?

465
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:04,800
"Lickin' it triendly"?

466
00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:07,900
That's a "K" and that's an "F."

467
00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:09,730
Read it yourself and leave us alone.

468
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,780
We're hangin' out big-time.

469
00:19:13,981 --> 00:19:15,640
You can't even cheat well.

470
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,010
Behold.

471
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,580
Organization.

472
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,580
Losing that check was the best thing

473
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,380
that ever happened to us.

474
00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:25,150
You know, I probably could've
done it with one less container,

475
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,250
but in the end, I thought
it'd be best to keep cheerios

476
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,550
and honey nut cheerios separate.

477
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,590
I am actually turned on right now.

478
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,690
And...

479
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:36,560
I got a new bin for recycling.

480
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,730
Will, don't put your fruit

481
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:41,400
with my recyclables.

482
00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:42,810
Not cool.

483
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:48,440
Hmm.

484
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:50,340
What's this?

485
00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:52,780
This looks a lot like the...

486
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:55,010
The check that we've been looking for.

487
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:58,080
Oh, my god!

488
00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:00,660
I'm going into labor.

489
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:04,260
Well, cork it up.

490
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:08,590
I didn't lose the check; You lost it.

491
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,460
And then you tried to destroy the evidence.

492
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,300
You know what this means, don't you?

493
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:15,400
I get a mark on the marital scorecard?

494
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:17,230
A crime and a cover-up?

495
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,110
This goes in your permanent file.

496
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,740
And I am done with the sorting

497
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,580
and the cleaning and the organizing.

498
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,740
If you need me,

499
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:26,910
I'll just be sitting right here.

500
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,980
Kickin' it friendly.

501
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:32,190
Yes!

502
00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:38,900
Son of a bitch.

503
00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,300
All right, everyone know what they want?

504
00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:48,330
Yeah, I'll have the usual.

505
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:49,570
Veggie burger.

506
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:52,180
And I will have a bowl of zinfandel.

507
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,840
God, I miss that little bitch.

508
00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:57,420
Bobby, what are you having?

509
00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:01,910
Nothing.

510
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,580
Everything I eat tastes like hair.

511
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:07,590
C17