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Yes, okay, he borrowed my records,
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but if you don't bring them
back, that's stealing.
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I did not murder him.
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I loaned him records,
but, like, not forever.
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Oh.
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Just a second, please.
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Highlights?
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Yeah, thanks for noticing.
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In honor of my pay cut,
I decided to do it myself.
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Well, I'm sure you'll get better at it.
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Listen, everybody, I have an announcement.
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Budget cuts.
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Wait, that qualifies as an announcement?
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What does that mean?
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That means they took more of our money,
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so we're rationing. If you need
pens, paper clips, whatever,
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see our intern Micah.
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Oh, there's no money
to fix the fire escape,
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so no more smoking on the fire escape.
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I don't care. I promised my wife I'd quit.
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So we don't get pens?
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Oh, so your old money job
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gave you all the pens you wanted.
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Yeah.
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Oh, so I guess I need pens.
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I'll put you on the wait list.
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There's a wait list?
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Okay.
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Here you go.
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Hmm. Ugh.
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Do you have one that's not chewed?
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Uh...
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Nope.
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Nina, you can borrow my pen on Wednesday.
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I'm gonna be out sick.
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Oh, great.
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Benched - 01x06
Rights & Wrongs
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Here are all your cases
for today and your offer sheet.
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That's all the deals from the D.A.
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Okay, do I look like somebody
who's taken deals?
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You look like a porn actress
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who's recently got
her real Estate license.
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Hey, Nina.
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Sorry to sneak up on you like that.
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So the Fletcher case...
Did you have a chance
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to look at my deal proposal?
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I didn't bother, 'cause if it's anything
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like your last proposal,
then I'll say yes,
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and six months later,
you'll change your mind,
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and then you'll ask for the ring back.
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It was my meemaw's.
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It's actually not a bad deal.
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Remember when you handed me this file?
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I kind of feel like
that's when we were done here.
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Next case.
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So, Mr. Fletcher, okay,
so they pick you up
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for riding your bike on the sidewalk,
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they find a spray can in your backpack,
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and Trent's charging you with
tagging and property damage
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and four other made-up charges.
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I'm innocent.
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My only crime was driving while brown.
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My guy, latino.
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They stopped him for having
a weird look on his face.
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People versus Fletcher.
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You know, Trent might
have more fun with you
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if you don't just lie there and take it.
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Are you speaking from experience?
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Okay.
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- Defense, how do you plead?
- Um...
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- Not guilty, Your Honor.
- Again?
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So not guilty in some sort
of fun, sarcastic way,
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or you're serious?
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Your Honor, we're ready
to move on at this point,
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if it so pleases the court.
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You're wearing a pot shirt
to your trial on pot possession?
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If the Judge sees this,
he will throw the book at you.
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I thought it'd be, like, ironic.
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Do you even know what that word means?
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Just take the shirt off.
We'll go with the tank top.
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Oh, what... the joint is
kicking the cop in the face.
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What... where you do even
find a shirt like that?
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Put the shirt back on.
Put the other shirt back on.
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Dave, can I borrow your shirt?
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- No.
- Take it easy.
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Cheryl, can I please borrow your blouse?
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Whoa, I'm not wearing a blouse, bro.
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It's really more of a chemise.
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I'm not wearing that either.
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Mr. Barber, you offered a deal, yes?
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Yes, we'll drop obstruct
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for a plea on vandalism.
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For which you have no case.
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- We do, actually.
- Okay.
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Well, then let's put 12
in the box and see what you got.
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- You know what I've got.
- Not much.
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Ooh, snap!
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Not guilty, Your Honor.
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Congratulations, Ms. Whitley,
that sets a new record
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for trials at the taxpayer's expense.
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Next case, People versus Gurango.
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Mr. Corda, are you here? Going once...
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We're here, Your Honor!
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Moved to the bottom of the pile.
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Mr. Corda, what a stylish blouse.
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That's a chemise, yo.
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Well, I'm glad to see that you and your ex
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have dealt with your issues.
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What, that? No, we're totally civil.
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Are you kidding?
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It was like watching
two people argue at an orgy.
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It was like, just stop talking. Get to it.
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I was just doing my job.
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Are we like an orgy?
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Nina, hi, could I have a word?
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Yes, I'd be happy too, Trent.
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Absolutely. After you.
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Thanks.
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So...
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Mm-hmm.
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I get this is new for you.
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You're used to corporate law.
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It works a little differently here.
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Right, but I'm still a lawyer,
so I'm gonna go hard.
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I think you're going too hard.
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I'm going the most hard you can go
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before you go too hard, which is
my level of going, as you know.
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Which is why I know
that you're coming too hard.
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If anyone is coming too hard, it's you.
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You're coming so ridiculously
hard, I'm almost laughing.
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You're overcharging the living
sh... out of my clients, okay?
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Like Ortiz?
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I mean, endangerment
of a protected species?
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- He kicked a duck.
- Nudged, allegedly.
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If your foot touches
a duck in a state park,
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it can technically be charged
as a class C Misdemeanor...
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Okay, so then at Dan and Emma's wedding,
when you threw a beer at a swan,
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- then that would be lethal injection.
- Okay, Nina, maybe we should...
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We should go.
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Yes, thank you, Mr. Quinlan.
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Mr. Barber.
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It's not just Trent.
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All D.A.S overcharge so they can get pleas
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to lesser charges.
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It just feels worse
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coming from Trent because of his face.
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So we're just supposed
to roll over and take it?
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I mean, that doesn't piss you guys off?
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Pisses me off.
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It's one of a million things
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that piss me off, but if I took a stand
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on every single one of those things...
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Well, I'm not great at math,
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but that would be a lot of stands.
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It would be a million stands.
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What I'm saying is,
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for better or worse, that's the system.
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Wow, put that on a poster with an eagle,
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inspire a nation.
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Well, we're not here to serve the system.
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- I mean, I'm here for justice.
- To win.
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Justice.
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To win ju...
Are you in a chemise right now?
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My client walked off with my shirt.
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Do you happen to have a man's shirt?
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I... I don't.
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- Phil?
- No. I like it.
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Micah, how about...
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Lunch. Something to eat.
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I had to work with an ex once.
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We were civil, but it could
get tough in private meetings.
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You know, the familiarity, the taboo-ness,
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having thoughts you shouldn't have.
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Right.
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So what did... what did you do?
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We had sex in the bathroom
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next to courtroom six.
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No. Ugh, no. The relationship?
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Oh, he got sentenced. Ten years in Chino.
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Oh.
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Huh.
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Hey, do you have
one of those clip thingies?
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Asking an intern for a paper clip
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is a little bit more than my psyche
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cabear right now.
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I'm giving you
a lot of my office supplies.
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People will talk.
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Okay.
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Is that fleter?
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- Yeah.
- Tagging case?
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Let me see.
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Yeah, I'd grab a plea.
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This guy's got priors,
no alibi, paint can.
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It's a sad fact, 90% of our guys,
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they did something.
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Ring, ring. Excuse me.
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Hello? Oh, yeah.
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I'll be sure to tell him.
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That was your career phoning it in.
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Ah, what did my career have to tell me?
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Just that it's phoning it...
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Shut up.
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Look, Trent's case, it's weak,
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and the store next door
has a camera in the parking lot.
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I get a hold of the security tape,
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I prove my guy's innocent.
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So what are you gonna do, fancy drew?
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You gonna skip lunch,
head down to east L.A.,
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and find some random tape?
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No, our investigator is.
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We have an investigator.
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Just tell me we have an investigator.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Gary, right over there.
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Last I checked,
he's backlogged a month or so.
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Fine, I will go to east L.A.
and get that tape myself.
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Have fun.
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- Nina?
- Yeah.
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Back from your adventure?
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Whoa! Uh...
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I'm assuming you know
you're late for court.
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- Yeah.
- And your bronzer's a little uneven.
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- It's mace. Yeah.
- Yeah?
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No, I got lost. I got lost.
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There was this dog, and I had to mace him,
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and then I finally find the place
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and there's a purse snatcher,
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but you know, I know now
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which way you point the mace,
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so that's good to know.
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But you got your security tape,
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- so it's not all bad.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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I did an hour of pantomime
with the Vietnamese store clerk
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and I got a copy of National Security,
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starring Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn,
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so that's gonna be fun to watch.
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So the trip was a huge success, huh?
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No, well, I did get another lead.
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Yeah, the store clerk's cousin hangs out
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at a gas station across the way.
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He might be an eyewitness.
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If I can get down to monterey park
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with a translator before he ships out...
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He's a merchant marine...
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I'm gonna win this... I got it.
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Trent's got nothing, and then,
finally, I beat him,
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and he's the one crying at every stoplight
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on his drive home.
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Okay, yeah, you know, I understand
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- wanting to beat Trent...
- Yeah.
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But this is, you know,
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- like, next level stuff here.
- Yeah.
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Trent, he did a number on you, didn't he?
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- What... what happened?
- Don't know.
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I guess just all this...
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Wasn't enough for him.
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Ah.
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- What's that guy thinking?
- Yeah, exactly.
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- All right.
- You're okay, though?
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Yeah, I'm... solid.
260
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Hey, uh...
261
00:09:09,453 --> 00:09:10,520
Rabies.
262
00:09:10,554 --> 00:09:12,455
Is that, like... is that a thing,
263
00:09:12,489 --> 00:09:14,524
or is that just for, like, kids?
264
00:09:14,558 --> 00:09:16,359
- No, that's a thing.
- It's a thing.
265
00:09:16,393 --> 00:09:19,195
It's a... all right, good...
266
00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:20,363
- Wow.
- Answer.
267
00:09:20,397 --> 00:09:21,397
Good an... okay.
268
00:09:21,432 --> 00:09:22,498
Gonna go clean up.
269
00:09:26,779 --> 00:09:29,283
Ohh... Hey, listen, we got new pens.
270
00:09:29,284 --> 00:09:30,369
Huh?
271
00:09:30,651 --> 00:09:31,978
♪♪
272
00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:33,885
*** fuction.
273
00:09:33,886 --> 00:09:38,377
Thank you, someone who...
I assume on remain in anonymous.
274
00:09:41,585 --> 00:09:43,218
Oh, hey, Micah, can you...
275
00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:45,197
I don't make coffee,
and there's no coffee.
276
00:09:45,255 --> 00:09:46,846
- Right, perfect.
- Ah, there you are.
277
00:09:46,848 --> 00:09:49,334
Oh, I was chasing
a lead on the Fletcher case.
278
00:09:49,359 --> 00:09:51,193
- I made court.
- Barely.
279
00:09:51,228 --> 00:09:53,996
I got Judge Nelson up my ass
because of all the trials
280
00:09:54,031 --> 00:09:56,032
you're setting, and for why?
281
00:09:56,066 --> 00:09:58,367
- To win.
- To win.
282
00:09:58,402 --> 00:10:01,203
Let me tell you about a guy,
a true believer.
283
00:10:01,238 --> 00:10:03,239
He went hard after every case.
284
00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:06,342
You know how he ended up?
285
00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:08,611
I am not gonna end up like Phil.
286
00:10:08,645 --> 00:10:10,413
Not Phil. Alan Bushmeel.
287
00:10:10,447 --> 00:10:11,447
He jumped off the roof.
288
00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:13,015
Went right past that window.
289
00:10:13,050 --> 00:10:15,217
The point is, you can't win everything.
290
00:10:15,252 --> 00:10:17,420
If you try, you're gonna lose your mind
291
00:10:17,454 --> 00:10:19,188
and your health.
292
00:10:19,222 --> 00:10:20,623
You get what I'm saying?
293
00:10:20,657 --> 00:10:22,124
You brought the pens.
294
00:10:22,159 --> 00:10:23,392
I got it. I won't say a thing.
295
00:10:23,427 --> 00:10:25,895
I can pound nails with this thing.
296
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,731
I'm saying if you were less of a lawyer,
297
00:10:28,765 --> 00:10:30,232
you could be a great lawyer.
298
00:10:37,474 --> 00:10:38,908
You're working late.
299
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,444
What? Oh, no, this is nothing.
300
00:10:41,478 --> 00:10:43,546
My last job, I set a record.
301
00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:45,881
168 hours in a week,
302
00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:48,551
which is exactly the number
of hours in a week,
303
00:10:48,585 --> 00:10:50,886
but, you know, I got to say,
an hour at this job
304
00:10:50,921 --> 00:10:53,823
is like eight hours at my last job.
305
00:10:53,857 --> 00:10:56,058
Do you ever worry about burning out?
306
00:10:56,093 --> 00:10:58,794
- Burt gave you the speech.
- Yeah.
307
00:10:58,829 --> 00:11:02,398
I got the speech,
but for me, this is a calling.
308
00:11:02,432 --> 00:11:05,067
- I can't just...
- Not try to win, I know.
309
00:11:05,102 --> 00:11:06,836
Easier said than done, I get it.
310
00:11:06,870 --> 00:11:08,637
There's a lot of stress involved.
311
00:11:08,672 --> 00:11:10,806
My wife, not happy with the job.
312
00:11:10,841 --> 00:11:14,143
And the smoking, dealing with it with gum.
313
00:11:14,177 --> 00:11:16,812
- Oh.
- It's led to some stomach issues.
314
00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:18,414
That's what these guys are for.
315
00:11:18,448 --> 00:11:23,886
But the job is its own reward, and I...
316
00:11:24,955 --> 00:11:27,022
Thank you.
317
00:11:27,057 --> 00:11:30,292
It's really, really great
to have a true believer in here.
318
00:11:30,327 --> 00:11:31,861
Yeah.
319
00:11:31,895 --> 00:11:34,029
The blouse makes it weird.
320
00:11:34,064 --> 00:11:36,665
No.
321
00:11:39,469 --> 00:11:41,170
Well, we may need to compromise
around here,
322
00:11:41,204 --> 00:11:42,972
but not on coffee.
323
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,940
My gift to the office.
324
00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:46,375
Wow.
325
00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:47,843
Is there a trick to this thing?
326
00:11:47,878 --> 00:11:49,545
Anybody know the trick
to this thing, or...
327
00:11:49,579 --> 00:11:51,280
Yeah, it's busted.
328
00:11:51,314 --> 00:11:52,815
Great.
329
00:11:52,849 --> 00:11:55,117
I'm looking for Carlos Corda.
330
00:11:55,152 --> 00:11:57,219
Just want to say thanks
for what he did for my dad.
331
00:11:57,254 --> 00:11:58,687
That is so sweet.
332
00:11:58,722 --> 00:11:59,955
Yeah, he's right over there.
333
00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:00,956
Thanks.
334
00:12:00,991 --> 00:12:04,126
Oh, see, Carlos gets it.
335
00:12:04,161 --> 00:12:05,895
He doesn't compromise on anything.
336
00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:07,663
Are you Carlos Corda?
337
00:12:07,697 --> 00:12:09,732
Oh, yes.
338
00:12:09,766 --> 00:12:11,300
You've been served.
339
00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:12,868
Seriously?
340
00:12:12,903 --> 00:12:14,870
You know, you could've
just handed it to me.
341
00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:16,806
I take my job seriously.
342
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,674
Props are all out-of-pocket.
343
00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:20,142
Can I get my balloon back?
344
00:12:20,177 --> 00:12:21,377
Yeah, sure.
345
00:12:23,713 --> 00:12:24,980
Here you go, buddy.
346
00:12:25,015 --> 00:12:27,683
Dick.
347
00:12:29,019 --> 00:12:30,653
Sh..., man, she filed?
348
00:12:30,687 --> 00:12:32,855
- Divorce.
- Yeah, I got that.
349
00:12:32,889 --> 00:12:34,490
I'm so sorry, Carlos.
350
00:12:34,524 --> 00:12:36,158
It's nothing.
351
00:12:36,193 --> 00:12:38,828
You know Rosa.
She loves dramatic gestures.
352
00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:40,162
Phil, remember?
353
00:12:40,197 --> 00:12:42,531
At dinner, the waiter, he comes over.
354
00:12:42,566 --> 00:12:44,900
He said the soup had no dairy.
Turned out it did.
355
00:12:44,935 --> 00:12:46,368
She threatened to have him arrested.
356
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,939
She did. I defended the guy.
357
00:12:49,973 --> 00:12:51,774
Yeah, and you got him off with a fine.
358
00:12:51,808 --> 00:12:53,843
So it's not a big deal.
So this is not a big deal.
359
00:12:53,877 --> 00:12:55,277
It's just not a big deal, so...
360
00:13:02,619 --> 00:13:05,120
And I'm rested and fine.
361
00:13:05,155 --> 00:13:07,656
Cheryl, let's win some cases. Whoo!
362
00:13:12,496 --> 00:13:14,396
People versus Dean.
363
00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:17,199
I don't suppose
there's some bizarro universe
364
00:13:17,234 --> 00:13:19,201
in which we might avoid another trial?
365
00:13:19,236 --> 00:13:20,936
Hey.
366
00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:23,135
Baby's first compromise.
367
00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:25,005
Well, um...
368
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,753
The people offered a deal.
369
00:13:30,755 --> 00:13:32,489
And?
370
00:13:32,714 --> 00:13:34,248
Okay, just a quick counter.
371
00:13:34,751 --> 00:13:36,752
Jesus, shoot me now.
372
00:13:36,786 --> 00:13:37,887
God, Nina, what is your problem?
373
00:13:37,921 --> 00:13:39,154
What problem?
374
00:13:39,189 --> 00:13:41,790
- I'm just trying to make this work.
- Then maybe your defense
375
00:13:41,825 --> 00:13:44,260
should get another lawyer
who might actually make it work.
376
00:13:44,294 --> 00:13:46,896
I don't know what he's talking about.
I'm just trying to do my job.
377
00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:48,264
She can't let anything go, Your Honor.
378
00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:49,932
I'm sorry. So I need a... I need a recess.
379
00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:52,601
There he goes, the guy
who can let everything go.
380
00:13:52,636 --> 00:13:54,937
Okay, that's it. My chambers now.
381
00:13:54,971 --> 00:13:56,238
Ooh!
382
00:13:56,273 --> 00:13:58,440
Oh, shut up.
383
00:14:02,401 --> 00:14:05,532
The two of you are officially
locked in this chambers
384
00:14:05,534 --> 00:14:07,245
until you settle these cases
385
00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:10,114
and unclog the Goddamn court system.
386
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,349
No, wait, can't we do this...
387
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:12,784
Over lunch...
388
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:15,853
Congratulations, you just made
us both look like idiots.
389
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:18,689
Oh, sure, no, you take the power chair.
390
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,124
How is this the power chair?
391
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,649
You're framed by the bookcase.
392
00:14:21,651 --> 00:14:23,961
It's better lighting, and you're
closer to the only fire exit.
393
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,329
I'm not getting a portrait.
394
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,764
You know what? Just take the seat.
395
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,132
- Take the seat.
- No, I don't want it.
396
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,435
I'm good. I'm good over here.
I don't want it.
397
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:33,037
Okay. Good.
398
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,772
I would prefer to stand.
I prefer to stand.
399
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,475
I want to be by the paper clip holder.
400
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,377
Okay, let's start. Dean.
401
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,712
Oh, circumstantial, no deal.
402
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,651
Okay, Ferguson.
403
00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,049
Come on.
404
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,651
Okay, Fletcher.
405
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:49,454
Oh, Fletcher, the kid who was charged
with riding his bike while black?
406
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,889
Yeah, it's funny. I didn't see
that in the Penal Code.
407
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,891
Why can't you just admit
that you're wrong?
408
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,827
God, like you ever admit you're wrong.
409
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:59,063
- Uh... yeah.
- Hmm?
410
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,065
That time I convinced you
that rattlesnake was dead.
411
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,401
I was talking about the cases,
but, yeah, you could've killed me.
412
00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:05,470
You have to win everything.
413
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,572
I do not have to win everything.
414
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,240
- No?
- No.
415
00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:12,009
Name one thing.
Name one thing you didn't win.
416
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:16,981
Oh, no, I won that.
417
00:15:17,015 --> 00:15:19,350
- It was kind of a rhetorical question.
- Yeah, no, I got that.
418
00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:20,952
God.
419
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,489
Okay, you won side of the bed.
420
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:27,391
- You won sink next to the window.
- No, you said you wanted that sink
421
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,927
because the hot and cold were in French.
And why are you writing this down?
422
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:32,763
- You won the last two Thanksgivings.
- We went to your parents'.
423
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,932
Exactly, that was awful for me.
424
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,502
- You won Rick and Rav Neat.
- I didn't even want them.
425
00:15:37,528 --> 00:15:39,195
All they do is talk about Game of Thrones.
426
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,872
Yeah, well, I want to talk
about Game of Thrones.
427
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,206
I haven't seen it yet,
but it's in my queue.
428
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,407
So what now?
429
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,842
You want to win the break-up too?
430
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,511
- Is that it?
- No, no, no, you won that.
431
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,379
You won that, so there's something.
432
00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:49,380
There's a thing.
433
00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:51,182
God, I gave you everything.
434
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,351
Everything, and that still
just wasn't enough for you.
435
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,186
See, that is the problem, Trent.
436
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,088
Nina, did it ever occur to you
437
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,691
that maybe, just maybe,
438
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,226
you were too much?
439
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,630
That's not a... that's not a thing.
440
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,231
How is that a thing? That's not a thing.
441
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,733
- Oh, it's a thing.
- It's not a thing.
442
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,237
Okay, how many do you have left?
443
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,906
All of them.
444
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,575
All right, here's what we're going to do.
445
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:22,246
I'm gonna do my interminable
seven-minute workout.
446
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,917
Then I'm going to eat my
entirely disgusting Kale salad,
447
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:28,252
and at that point, you two
better have made some deals
448
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,955
on these cases,
or I'll have you both murdered.
449
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:34,125
And believe me, I know the people to call.
450
00:16:35,713 --> 00:16:36,713
Yep.
451
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,600
Hey, how's it going in there?
452
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:46,304
Am I... am I obsessive?
453
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,738
Am I... am I too much?
454
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,210
Ha ha. That's an interesting question.
455
00:16:50,691 --> 00:16:53,093
Oh, you want me to answer that.
456
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:56,148
Okay, before I answer that,
why don't you check your email?
457
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,817
What is this?
458
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,319
It's the security footage from the A.T.M.
459
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,787
Across the street from your tagging.
460
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,423
See, if you know the right people,
you call the people at the bank.
461
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,187
They'll get you the file.
462
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,594
Wait a minute, so you just...
463
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,262
Yeah, I... excuse me.
464
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,763
Hello?
465
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:15,499
Yeah, I was just telling her
I phoned it in.
466
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,500
Okay, bye-bye.
467
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,469
All right.
468
00:17:18,503 --> 00:17:21,639
Oh, my God, that's not my guy! He's white!
469
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,608
I'm gonna crush Trent. I was right.
470
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:26,510
Yeah, and there it is.
471
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,012
- You were wrong.
- No.
472
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:30,281
There goes Fletcher, stealing that bike.
473
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,383
Happens a lot around here.
474
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:33,983
Eh, you learn to deal with it.
475
00:17:43,428 --> 00:17:47,031
So I've been thinking a lot about
what you said about our relationship,
476
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:50,468
and I need you to know
I'm not that person anymore,
477
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:53,904
and with that in mind,
I would like to make a deal.
478
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,573
Just... you know what?
479
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,409
I'm gonna grab any one
of these files at random,
480
00:17:58,443 --> 00:18:01,512
and what's, like... what's right here?
I don't know.
481
00:18:01,546 --> 00:18:04,148
It's Fletcher, so, okay, Fletcher.
482
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:06,984
I'm ready to make a deal on Fletcher,
483
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,487
'cause I am learning to compromise.
484
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,389
- Really?
- Yeah.
485
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,890
Wow, Nina.
486
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:15,893
- Yeah.
- I'm actually really proud of you.
487
00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:17,361
Thank you.
488
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:19,363
Yeah, see, I can be... I can be reasonable.
489
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,832
I mean, you never got
a chance to see that person,
490
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,670
but I'm glad that we can work together.
491
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,738
Me too.
492
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,173
Yeah.
493
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:33,077
Wow, God, you D.A.S have nice pens.
494
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,078
I know, right? $100.
495
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:36,247
That is so stupid.
496
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,615
You know what?
497
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:39,183
Before I sign anything, I'm gonna need
498
00:18:39,217 --> 00:18:42,453
just a couple more little things, just...
499
00:18:42,487 --> 00:18:44,955
Nothing crazy. Nothing crazy.
500
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:49,627
So, Mr. Prosecutor, you good
with Mr. Corda's request
501
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:52,930
for misdemeanor possession, the fine,
and one mandatory drug seminar?
502
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,599
- Yes, sir.
- You good, Mr. Corda?
503
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:56,867
Yes, Your Honor, we'll take it.
504
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,970
You good, Mr. Gurango?
505
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,039
Any more puff, puff, pass?
506
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,040
Oh, yes, Your Honor.
507
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,108
- Hmm?
- Oh, no.
508
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:05,810
Oh, I meant no. No, Your Honor.
509
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,945
You're not high right now, are you?
510
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:09,313
You don't have to answer that.
511
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:12,316
Okay, yeah, very high.
512
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:17,254
Wait, did you say I do have to answer that
513
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,989
or I don't have to answer that?
514
00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:21,058
Let's close our mouth.
Let's close the mouth right now.
515
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,560
Public intoxication?
516
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,161
What the hell is wrong with you?
517
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,664
I am literally ruining
my life trying to help you,
518
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,132
and you keep screwing everything up.
519
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,034
Jesus Christ, what is the Goddamn point?
520
00:19:34,272 --> 00:19:35,773
Are you okay?
521
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,241
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine, thank you.
522
00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:39,076
Thank you.
523
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,945
Oh, I think that one's going up.
524
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:44,482
Nina, I am sorry, but I give up,
and I am going to the roof.
525
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,918
Oh, God, Alan Bushmeel.
526
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,653
Oh...
527
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:55,693
Carlos, no, you don't have to do this.
528
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,528
You just have so much to live for.
529
00:19:57,562 --> 00:19:59,430
Live for?
530
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:02,166
I came up here to sneak a cigarette.
531
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,768
What, did you think I was gonna jump?
532
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,170
Well, I don't know, after the day you had.
533
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:09,707
Today was nothing.
God, are you kidding me?
534
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:12,710
This is just the way it is.
535
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:15,199
You mean this is average?
536
00:20:16,035 --> 00:20:18,048
Don't even think about it.
537
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,451
So much to live for, et cetera, et cetera.
538
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:23,554
Did you just say, "et cetera, et cetera"?
539
00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:25,055
You're still here, aren't you?
540
00:20:28,469 --> 00:20:32,090
Hey, finally***
541
00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:34,308
Proud of you, kid.
542
00:20:36,082 --> 00:20:38,530
Hey, there's a big
square thing here for you,
543
00:20:38,564 --> 00:20:40,910
and it's holding a box.
544
00:20:43,469 --> 00:20:46,771
Ah, legally, I don't think
you're allowed to be here.
545
00:20:46,806 --> 00:20:50,508
Too bad, looks great in here.
546
00:20:50,543 --> 00:20:52,844
Deal's a deal.
547
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,340
See you later.
548
00:20:57,016 --> 00:21:01,386
Hey, I may have cut a deal,
but I totally won that deal.
549
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:05,957
Compliments of
the District Attorney's office.
550
00:21:05,992 --> 00:21:08,126
Oh, my God!
551
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:13,992
Wow.
552
00:21:16,035 --> 00:21:17,304
Oh, hi.
553
00:21:19,438 --> 00:21:20,738
- They have so little.
- Oh.
554
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:22,739
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