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Hot in Cleveland

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is recorded in front of
a live studio audience.

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Hey. So congratulations.

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I hear you and Mamie Sue
made the secret word finals.

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I'm gonna have to forfeit.

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- Mamie Sue dropped out.
- Why?

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Her daughter's having a baby,

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and she wants to "be there."

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What's she gonna do, catch it?

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So does that mean that Agnes
Bratford automatically wins?

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That'd be, like, five years in a row.

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I can't stand what a smug loudmouth she is.

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That's my thing.

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Well, since you have to forfeit,

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maybe she'll be more gracious this year.

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Hello, loser.

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Hello, Agnes.

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it's not the same without you
in competition this year.

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Oh, wait, it is the same.

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I win again.

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Burn.

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You know, Mona, my secret word
partner and daughter.

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Peaked in college.

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There were things after.

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There was a man once.

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We almost had a life together.

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Nobody's interested, Mona.

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Well, Elka, I will miss
beating you this year.

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Oh, don't be so sure.

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I have a new partner.

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Oh, who is it?

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Never you mind.

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He or she will be there.

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He or she?

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That can only mean Joy.

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I'm just sitting here.

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Come on, Mona.

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At the risk of sounding like Joy,

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I need a partner, fast.

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Seriously, I'm just sitting here.

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Elka, I'll be your partner.

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Oh, I don't know.

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You and games?

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Okay, I know you're skeptical.

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But, also at the risk of sounding like Joy,

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I'm a warm body
and I'm yours for the taking.

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Also at the risk of sounding like Joy,

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bugger the [bleep] off.

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Now if you'll excuse me,
I need to talk to Bob.

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Thanks for meeting me.

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Well, Joy, meeting after hours

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can only mean one of two things.

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Either you want more
than a working relationship,

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or you want to be lovers.

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That's the same thing.

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I don't think so.

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Bob, this has been one
of the best jobs I've ever had,

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but I don't think I can stay
at the detective agency.

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it's a little awkward working for a man

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whose marriage proposal I just turned down.

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Oh, that?

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I barely even remember proposing to you,

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unless the answer's changed.

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in which case, you've made
me the happiest man alive.

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Look, I'll stay with you
until we finish this case,

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but then I'm gonna find a new job.

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I understand.

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You're a great detective, Joy.

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it's been a privilege working with you.

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Thanks.

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Hi, Bob.

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Eh, eh.

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Are you choking? Because I can't save you,

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even though I played Jessica Heimlich

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in the Lifetime Original movie,

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The Heimlich Maneuvers.

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No, I'm not choking.

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- My heart is breaking.
- Oh, okay.

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So, you've heard about my new
HBO detective show, right?

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Well, I was wondering if I could
go on a ride along with you?

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You know, and just get a taste

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of what real detective work is like.

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Sure, I don't care.

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Life is meaningless.

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Joy is leaving me.

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I had the perfect five to ten
year plan to win her over.

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What do I do now, Victoria?

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What do I do now?

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Pull yourself together, Bob.

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Now, you'd never see Simon
or Mitch whining in public.

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Try being a little more manly.

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Seriously?

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More manly?

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Synced and corrected by oykubuyuk
www.addic7ed.com

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Okay, the rules
are the same as the TV show.

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Melanie, here's the secret word.

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You give her a one word clue.

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All right, this is easy.

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- Ketchup.
- Mustard.

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No, no, no.

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Ketchuuuup.

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- Hamburger.
- No.

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Melanie, the word is salt.

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Salt?

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What the hell's the matter with you?

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That's a great clue.

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Ketchup is loaded with salt.

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You cannot eat ketchup
during bathing suit season.

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You are just asking for bloat.

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I am doomed.

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- Elka, here's yours.
- Oh.

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- Wedding.
- Spanx.

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- Why?
- Because,

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you have to wear spanx to a wedding.

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There's gonna be pictures.

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Oh.

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- Vodka.
- Tonic.

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No, I need vodka.

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I'm ready for my first stakeout.

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Victoria, aren't you

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a little over dressed
for a simple stakeout?

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I'm a TV detective in a very
high profile HBO drama, Joy.

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I need to "pop." Which is why I'm trying

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to choose the perfect
affectation for my character.

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Affectation?

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Yeah, you know, a tick

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that the audience will remember
and associate with me.

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I was thinking of doing a wink

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at the end of every line of dialogue.

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"This is the most
gruesome murder I've ever seen."

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I don't know, Victoria,

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'cause when you wink after every sentence,

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it seems like you don't really
mean what you're saying.

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I think it's a brilliant idea.

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Bob.

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Sorry I'm late, Joy.
I was busy with man business.

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Victoria, as a detective,

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I couldn't help but notice
that our jackets are similar.

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They're identical, Bob.

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You're wearing a woman's jacket.

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I don't think so.

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No, I purchased this
at a very exclusive store

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in Beachwood place.

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Where the men's department

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is right next to the women's?

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Perhaps.

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Let's get to that stakeout, shall we?

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On the way, I need to return
a pair of leather pants.

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So, what are we staking out?

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We're looking for a man
who's cheating on his wife.

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This is the mistress' apartment building.

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We need a picture of him
sneaking out the back stairway.

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I'm sick of these adulterous punks.

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Damn it!

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What's going on with you?

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it's just how a man acts, Joy,

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especially when he's packing heat.

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Oh, my God. is that a taser?

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Give me that. You're gonna hurt yourself.

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I'm afraid you'll have to pry
this from my cold, dead...

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Fine, but it's still mine.

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All right, that's it.

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You've been acting like this all day.

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This is our last case together,
and you're making it weird.

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You're right. I'm sorry, Joy.

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I was just trying to act tough

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to be more like Simon and Mitch

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in the hopes that you'd change
your mind about leaving.

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The last act of a desperate man.

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Hey, that guy over there by the dumpster,

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is that your cheater?

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That's not him, but check out the way

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he's holding that cigarette.

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What do you think? Russian?

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- Ukrainian?
- Chechen.

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Look at his shoes.

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Chechen's always
have impeccably shined shoes.

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Nice read,

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and those tattoos suggest time
in a Russian prison.

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And that haircut says that
he was recently in Australia.

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How did you get that?

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Oh, I don't know. I thought
we were just making stuff up.

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Hey, look, he just
tossed the bag in the dumpster.

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And now he's taking off.

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Should we go check it out?

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Good idea, detective.

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At that dumpster, check out time is now.

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You're right, the wink is terrible.

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Hm.

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Oh, my God.

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What?

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Who throws out an unopened bag
of cool ranch doritos?

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Be serious. Did you find the bag?

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Yeah, there it is, and...

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Whoa.

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it's full of money.

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- How much?
- I don't know.

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it looks like about $20,000 dollars.

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This is a big league case, Joy.

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I'll say.

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That's a lot of cash, meat.

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My character calls people "meat."

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I'll be in the car.

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So, you think my mother drove away the man

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who was my only chance at happiness,

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and the sweetest revenge
would to become your partner

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and abandon that controlling shrew?

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I wouldn't use those exact words.

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I'm quoting your text.

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Don't do it for me.

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Do it for your lost love.

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Oh, Sterling.

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You know, he ate like a bird.

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He was deathly afraid
of getting food on his hands.

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He sounds super hot.

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Elka, what is going on?

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You decided to go a different direction

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with your secret word partner?

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I never said that.

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I'm quoting your text.

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Mona, what are you doing with her?

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I'm Elka's partner now.

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You don't control me anymore.

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- Elka does.
- Oh?

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Does Elka make your pot pies?

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Oh, they're so good.

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Sorry, Elka.

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Melanie, I think you got a text.

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- Oh, did I?
- Yeah.

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"By reading this, I agree
to become Elka's partner again."

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Congratulations, you're back on the team.

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Nice try Elka, but you are on your own.

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Nobody tells Melanie Moretti what to do.

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I'm out of here.

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Will you put another quarter in the meter?

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Oh, yeah, sure. Damn it.

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Clearly we're in the middle of a drop.

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Somebody's got to come to that dumpster

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and collect the money.

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is it dangerous?

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I wouldn't worry about it, Victoria.

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I've developed a cat-like
awareness of my surroundings.

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Ah!

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Melanie, what are you doing here?

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We're at a crime scene.

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I know, but the house was empty,

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and I needed somebody to vent to.

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Elka tried to ditch me
and make Mona her partner,

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which means I wouldn't be
in the contest at all.

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Apropos of nothing, Melanie,

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when was the last time you got laid?

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I'm just hurt, okay?

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You don't just abandon your partner.

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Well, partnerships can be complicated.

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it may hurt, but if you really
care about your partner,

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you have to take the high road,

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let them do impetuous, misguided things

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and just hope it doesn't work out for her.

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Oh I guess so, but we're friends.

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Well, just because you're not partners,

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doesn't mean you're not friends.

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Still, you can't just
throw a good partnership away.

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Now, having chemistry with
someone is a hard thing to find.

264
00:12:07,858 --> 00:12:09,941
All right. I get the subtext here.

265
00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:12,193
Elka and I are friends,

266
00:12:12,195 --> 00:12:15,830
and she just wants to win
and beat her rival

267
00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:18,833
and not be humiliated once again.

268
00:12:18,869 --> 00:12:20,585
That's why she dumped me.

269
00:12:20,621 --> 00:12:23,371
Plus, you're really, really bad at games.

270
00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:25,624
See, I get what you're doing there too.

271
00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:28,009
it's reverse psychology.

272
00:12:28,045 --> 00:12:29,878
Thanks, you guys.

273
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,796
You're totally gonna win that contest.

274
00:12:34,051 --> 00:12:36,217
She's not gonna win that contest.

275
00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:38,970
She lacks that critical skill
of being ahead of her opponent.

276
00:12:39,022 --> 00:12:41,189
in a word, anticipation.

277
00:12:41,224 --> 00:12:42,891
Aah!

278
00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:46,061
- Would you stop doing that?
- Sorry.

279
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,529
Listen, I don't know if it's important,

280
00:12:47,564 --> 00:12:48,730
but there was a big guy

281
00:12:48,732 --> 00:12:50,231
over there that dropped
something in the dumpster

282
00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:51,399
and then took something out.

283
00:12:51,401 --> 00:12:52,734
Oh, no, we missed the drop.

284
00:12:52,786 --> 00:12:54,119
Anyway, wish me luck.

285
00:12:58,786 --> 00:12:59,952
Ladies and gentlemen, unfortunately

286
00:12:59,954 --> 00:13:01,287
it looks like Elka's gonna have to forfeit

287
00:13:01,339 --> 00:13:03,756
because she does not have a partner.

288
00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:06,876
Yes, she does.

289
00:13:10,932 --> 00:13:12,465
Surprised, huh?

290
00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:16,135
- Completely.
- Wait a minute.

291
00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:17,303
Why is there a glass of wine

292
00:13:17,355 --> 00:13:20,189
and my reading glasses on the table?

293
00:13:20,225 --> 00:13:21,857
How did you know I'd forgive you?

294
00:13:21,893 --> 00:13:23,559
How did you know I'd be back?

295
00:13:23,611 --> 00:13:27,480
The secret word is "predictable."

296
00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:33,035
I found the package.

297
00:13:33,071 --> 00:13:34,370
Great.

298
00:13:34,405 --> 00:13:36,322
Wait, somebody's coming.

299
00:13:36,324 --> 00:13:38,991
Get out of sight.

300
00:13:38,993 --> 00:13:42,245
You stay down until I tell you
it's safe to come out.

301
00:13:42,297 --> 00:13:44,630
Ah!

302
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:45,915
I need to get in there.

303
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:48,384
I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

304
00:13:48,419 --> 00:13:52,672
Okay, we can do this
the easy way or the hard way.

305
00:13:52,674 --> 00:13:55,841
There's an easy way?

306
00:13:55,893 --> 00:13:59,845
The police will be here soon,
because there's this g-g-g-guy

307
00:13:59,897 --> 00:14:01,147
I'm sorry, officer,

308
00:14:01,182 --> 00:14:04,734
when I get scared
I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i stutter.

309
00:14:04,769 --> 00:14:09,071
Stuttering, oh, now there's a thought.

310
00:14:09,107 --> 00:14:12,241
What?

311
00:14:12,277 --> 00:14:14,827
- Do it, Joy.
- But you'll get hurt.

312
00:14:14,862 --> 00:14:17,163
What do you think is happening now?

313
00:14:28,092 --> 00:14:30,543
Okay, let's hear from our contestants.

314
00:14:30,595 --> 00:14:33,179
Why don't you tell us your name
and a little bit about yourself?

315
00:14:33,214 --> 00:14:34,880
You know who I am.

316
00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:38,384
What the hell are you doing?

317
00:14:38,436 --> 00:14:39,969
I've been watching classic game shows.

318
00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:42,388
I'm channeling Allen Ludden.

319
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,057
I knew Allen Ludden.

320
00:14:45,109 --> 00:14:48,861
Allen Ludden was a friend of mine,

321
00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:53,115
and you, sir, are no Allen Ludden.

322
00:14:57,872 --> 00:14:59,155
I'll introduce myself.

323
00:14:59,207 --> 00:15:00,906
I'm Mona Bratford.

324
00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:03,459
I graduated from Sarah Lawrence.

325
00:15:03,494 --> 00:15:07,913
I'm not married, but there was a man once

326
00:15:07,915 --> 00:15:10,583
can we please start the game?

327
00:15:10,635 --> 00:15:13,753
Okay, I'll give you each a secret word.

328
00:15:16,507 --> 00:15:19,308
The secret word is...

329
00:15:22,897 --> 00:15:23,896
We got this one.

330
00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:25,231
Okay.

331
00:15:26,984 --> 00:15:28,651
Salt...

332
00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:29,985
Pepper.

333
00:15:31,823 --> 00:15:35,324
Now you're gonna play the game correctly?

334
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,159
Over to you Agnes.

335
00:15:37,195 --> 00:15:38,828
- Mustard...
- Ketchup.

336
00:15:38,863 --> 00:15:39,945
That is correct.

337
00:15:39,997 --> 00:15:42,198
Sterling loved ketchup.

338
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,200
He ate that like a bird too.

339
00:15:47,455 --> 00:15:48,754
Are you okay?

340
00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:50,256
Should I take you to the hospital?

341
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:52,925
I'm fine. it was just a taser.

342
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,294
How's my hair?

343
00:15:55,296 --> 00:15:57,513
it's a little Fluffy.

344
00:15:57,548 --> 00:16:01,100
Like a lion's?

345
00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:02,635
Definitely.

346
00:16:02,637 --> 00:16:04,387
You were very brave.

347
00:16:04,439 --> 00:16:05,471
Hi.

348
00:16:05,523 --> 00:16:07,106
Detective Valenzuela.

349
00:16:07,141 --> 00:16:08,808
- Great work.
- Glad to help.

350
00:16:09,685 --> 00:16:11,434
- Any time.
- Do you have a card?

351
00:16:11,486 --> 00:16:12,819
Sometimes when we're stretched thin,

352
00:16:12,854 --> 00:16:14,437
we outsource work to local P.I's.

353
00:16:14,489 --> 00:16:17,490
Yeah. Here, hold on a second.

354
00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:18,608
There you go.

355
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,160
We'll be in touch.

356
00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:21,745
You two make a good team.

357
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:24,080
Oh, well actually, it will just be me.

358
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,448
She's leaving.

359
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,583
Too bad.

360
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,368
Wait, stop.

361
00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:30,837
You see, I was going to leave, but now

362
00:16:30,872 --> 00:16:33,540
- I'm really rethinking it.
- Okay.

363
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:37,711
But it's just that he proposed to me,

364
00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:42,849
and I said no, and that made
things a bit awkward.

365
00:16:42,884 --> 00:16:44,050
Sure.

366
00:16:44,052 --> 00:16:48,722
But you're right, we do make a good team.

367
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:52,275
- I'm gonna stay.
- Good luck.

368
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,943
One more thing.

369
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,146
I didn't realize she was staying,

370
00:16:56,198 --> 00:16:58,865
so if you could just disregard
the "call me anytime"

371
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:02,535
on the card.

372
00:17:02,571 --> 00:17:04,037
Is it safe for celebrities yet?

373
00:17:04,072 --> 00:17:06,456
Hey, you're Victoria Chase.

374
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:09,292
Big fan. Click, click.

375
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:11,077
Interesting. Well, thank you, detective.

376
00:17:11,129 --> 00:17:13,713
- Click, click.
- You're welcome.

377
00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:16,466
You know, I'm playing
a detective in a new TV show.

378
00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:19,669
Mind if I... click,
click... pick your brain?

379
00:17:19,721 --> 00:17:22,088
I'm off duty. Sure, let's get some coffee.

380
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:25,842
Ahem. Sorry, I've got a little,
ahem, thing here.

381
00:17:25,894 --> 00:17:29,262
You, ahem, are a gold mine. Click, click.

382
00:17:34,936 --> 00:17:37,103
I'm really glad you're not leaving, Joy.

383
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:39,072
And I promise, from now on,
I'll try not to say the things

384
00:17:39,107 --> 00:17:41,324
to make it weird and awkward.

385
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,659
- Thanks, Bob.
- Yeah, well,

386
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,577
with all the electricity
going through my body right now,

387
00:17:44,613 --> 00:17:46,780
if we were to have sex, you'd
light up like a pinball machine.

388
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,118
You're not gonna change, are you?

389
00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,787
Not in the slightest.

390
00:17:54,956 --> 00:17:56,089
Next secret word.

391
00:17:58,093 --> 00:18:00,844
The secret word is...

392
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,045
Oh, this is gonna be easy

393
00:18:02,097 --> 00:18:05,014
because I used
to call my daughter "peanut."

394
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,350
Daughter...

395
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,219
The secret word is "peanut," isn't it?

396
00:18:09,271 --> 00:18:12,355
Yes, you got it.

397
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:15,475
'Cause I said it.

398
00:18:15,477 --> 00:18:16,943
Half a point?

399
00:18:16,978 --> 00:18:21,648
No. Next secret word.

400
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,401
The secret word is...

401
00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:28,488
Something I'll never have
because you ruined my life

402
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,657
when you sent Sterling away,

403
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:34,160
but I refuse to become old
and miserable like you.

404
00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:36,579
I'm gonna go find him.

405
00:18:42,637 --> 00:18:46,339
Well, best of luck to Mona.

406
00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:49,225
So, for the win, the play
goes to you, Melanie.

407
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,310
I'm so nervous.

408
00:18:50,345 --> 00:18:53,813
Just give the most obvious clue.

409
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,818
- Flat...
- Joy.

410
00:18:58,854 --> 00:19:00,186
That's correct.

411
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:08,194
I'm just sitting here.

412
00:19:09,455 --> 00:19:12,852
And the news coverage
has been great for the agency.

413
00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:14,783
We've already gotten new clients.

414
00:19:14,835 --> 00:19:16,251
We?

415
00:19:16,286 --> 00:19:17,502
You're staying with Bob?

416
00:19:17,538 --> 00:19:20,505
Yes, we make a good team.

417
00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:24,042
We have great chemistry,
and I want him in my life.

418
00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:28,013
And, Victoria, now that we have more cases,

419
00:19:28,048 --> 00:19:29,381
you're welcome to ride along

420
00:19:29,383 --> 00:19:31,299
and do more research for your HBO show.

421
00:19:31,351 --> 00:19:33,051
Oh, no thanks.

422
00:19:33,053 --> 00:19:35,520
After spending an evening
with Detective Valenzuela,

423
00:19:35,556 --> 00:19:38,523
I realized that I don't need
winks, or clicks,

424
00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:43,028
or a lesbian detective lover.

425
00:19:43,063 --> 00:19:44,479
That was her suggestion.

426
00:19:49,569 --> 00:19:51,948
Having watched you and Bob, I decided,

427
00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:56,120
that just working on good chemistry
with my co-star is the way to go.

428
00:19:56,745 --> 00:19:58,828
Okay partner, shall we toast to our victory?

429
00:19:59,124 --> 00:20:01,831
- Let me fill up your glass.
- No, not necessary.

430
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:14,473
What can I get for you, secret word master?

431
00:20:16,473 --> 00:20:18,226
We may have had a side bet.