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Fancie's has burned and flooded.
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$100,000?
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No problem.
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What's the catch?
That you get on
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that cruise tomorrow
and you don't get off
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until you've met the man
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with whom you're gonna share
the rest of your life.
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TOM: Lemon's going on a Belles and
Bachelors cruise for a month.
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Claims she's coming back
engaged.
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Lemon! Lemon!
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LAVON:
George?
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No.
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BOTH:
No, no, no, no, no!
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It's time you knew the truth.
I am gay!
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ZOE:
You had the guts
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to drive across the state
to tell me,
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so today I'm telling you:
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I love you.
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We tried to make this work
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and it just didn't.
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I know that you believe
that we don't
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have a future together.
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I'm not giving up.
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(birds singing)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Wade! Hello.
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Beautiful day, is it not?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's okay.
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You, uh... seen Lavon?
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Oh, I told him to go
to the Butter Stick,
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because we needed
some alone time.
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Zoe...
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For breakfast.
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It's the most important meal
of the day and all.
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And...
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I made it myself.
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You cooked?
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Yeah.
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I made grits and eggs.
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Grits, huh?
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Think I'm a little bit afraid.
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I can make grits.
I'm a trained surgeon.
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Well, thanks
for making breakfast.
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The eggs are, uh, edible,
actually.
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Well, I am really glad
that you like them.
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So,
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later I heard
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that they are screening RoboCop
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at the library
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and I've never seen it.
Robots,
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cops... robot cops?
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I mean, that sounds
pretty great.
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Thought we could check it out.
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Seriously?
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That-That's your move?
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RoboCop at the library?
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Yes. I told you that
I was going to prove to you
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that I was serious
and that we belong together.
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And I am.
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With RoboCop?
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Yes. With RoboCop.
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Well, tempting
as that sounds, Doc,
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I think I'm gonna have to pass.
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And, uh, no offense,
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trained surgeon, but...
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the grits, uh,
they're just, um... not.
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Yes, they are.
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By all means.
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Nice try, Doc.
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Good morning!
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Honey, I have to go to work.
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Are you gonna be okay?
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Absolutely.
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I love this couch.
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You know, sweetie,
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you can't hide here forever.
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How can I ever face the town,
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my mother, the Belles again?
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Because you are the
bravest person I know.
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Your coming out was the
most courageous thing
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any of us have ever done.
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Although, you know,
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the timing could've
been a little better.
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Poor Stanley.
Poor Stanley.
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Together, you and I
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will turn over new leaves,
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start fresh and
conquer the world!
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So come on!
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Let's conquer!
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Okay?
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Um, can we conquer tomorrow?
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I have two more
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seasons of The L Word to watch.
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It has been quite educational.
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Tomorrow.
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Wade.
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Wade, I really have
to talk to you, man.
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(sighs)
Again?
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You're the only one
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who knows what happened, okay?
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I have to vent to you...
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...because otherwise,
I might implode.
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Look, the thing is,
I just can't get over...
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...my profound disappointment
in him.
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George hasn't shown
anything for Lemon
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but disdain in years.
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It's outrageous!
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Their affair ended ages ago!
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I thought
he loved A.B.
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He and Lemon had their chance.
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Fifteen...
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...years. All right?
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You don't just give up on that.
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She is the...
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...one.
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The one.
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It's Lemon.
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It's always been...
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Lemon.
Look, G.T.
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Lavon's your friend.
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George is your friend.
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Could you please just...
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talk to each other?
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No!
No! He's gonna want me
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to back down for him.
I'm not gonna back down for him.
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Hmm-mm.
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Wade, urgent business over here.
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WADE:
Meatball.
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Meatball, thank you.
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No, thank you.
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For letting me
crash at your pad?
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Please?
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Lily Anne kind of
broke my house.
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Yeah, well, I've been there.
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Ha!
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Thanks!
Okay...
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All right.
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WANDA:
Grits...
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and RoboCop?
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Yeah, I don't think anyone
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ever realized they
loved someone over grits.
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(hisses) Oh!
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Even my unborn child
is disappointed.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
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Make a big romantic gesture.
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Like in the movies.
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Drive up to Wade's house
in a white limo,
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climb the fire escape,
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and declare your love!
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Jump out of a plane!
(gasps)
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Run alongside his train
shouting his name
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while he ships off
to fight the Kaiser.
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ANNABETH: Those might
be a little hard
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to pull off in BlueBell.
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You got any other ideas?
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TOM: In the wake of
BlueBell's first ever
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fire at Fancie's,
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it's clear that
we shouldn't have to wait
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for those fatsoes over in Daphne
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to come to our rescue anymore.
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So I have gathered you,
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the smartest, bravest,
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most in-shape members
of our community,
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to come together
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to form BlueBell's first
volunteer fire department.
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Just point me in the
direction of the fire.
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Can't see with my cataracts.
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Uh, actually,
that was a mistake.
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It... it's an old phone sheet.
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So I...
Oh. This is ridiculous.
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I...
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This is Jaysene Charles.
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She is an honest to
goodness firefighter,
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and she is here to train us up.
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We got eight weeks
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to get your sorry asses in shape
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and prove to the county
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fire supervisor that BlueBell
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has what it takes
to receive permanent funding.
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You think you can do it?!
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Yeah, uh,
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will there be a written test?
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Will we have to
carry heavy stuff?
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How much does volunteering pay?
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I don't want
to slide down any poles.
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I got concerns about chafing.
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You can do it.
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Say it with me.
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We can do it!
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ALL:
We can do it.
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Again!
ALL: We can do it.
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You know, she's scary,
but kind of hot.
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Dibs.
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Shoot. I was
gonna call that.
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Now I'm gonna pair you up.
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Your partner is your lifeline.
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Okay, you with you:
big guy, little guy.
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You two.
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No.
Uh-uh.
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Uh, we're...
No, that is a bad idea.
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Is there a problem?
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Oh, uh...
no problem.
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They are best friends.
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These two are rock solid.
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Trust me.
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This brigade is on fire!
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No, no.
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The opposite of that.
I...
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I resent being dragged into
your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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But singing is cleansing!
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And you needed to get
out of the house.
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You know what?
Crickett is right.
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This is silly.
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Hey. Does Wade like
Johnny Cash or not?
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ZOE:
I'm not positive.
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I think so.
It seems like he would.
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WANDA:
Zoe Hart,
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this is your epic John Cusack
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with the boom box
over your head moment.
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Everybody loves that moment.
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Yeah. Okay.
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You're right.
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All right, ladies,
let's do this.
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♪ ♪
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♪ I keep a close watch
on this heart of mine ♪
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♪ I keep my eyes wide open
all the time ♪
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♪ I keep the end out ♪
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♪ For the tie that binds ♪
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ I walk the line ♪
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♪ As sure as night is dark
and day is light ♪
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♪ I keep you ♪
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♪ On my mind
both day and night ♪
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♪ And happiness I know ♪
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♪ Proves that it's right ♪
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ I walk the line... ♪
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Oh-ho, yeah!
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Always knew you had
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a thing for me, Dr. Hart.
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(Meatball laughs)
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This is not how it went down
for John Cusack.
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(car horn honks)
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(seagulls calling)
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Dr. Hart.
Hello.
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You know, I just heard a
fascinating tale about you.
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Yes, I serenaded Meatball.
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Well, you know,
he asked me for my blessing
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before he pursued things
further.
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He is thoughtful like that.
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Uh-huh.
And what did you say?
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I told him I hoped you two
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would be happy together.
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Or, as your people say,
“mazel tov”.
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Well, out of curiosity,
if you were home last night,
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would the song have
actually worked?
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(laughs)
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I thought so.
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But I'm gonna figure something
out, Wade Kinsella. You'll see.
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Because no man is immune
to all of this.
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Trust me, Doc,
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I have been thoroughly
inoculated.
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Dr. Hart is tardy again.
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Now, I do realize
she was up late
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pledging her love
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to Meatball through song,
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but I do expect a modicum
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of professionalism.
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BETTIE:
Bertram!
273
00:09:35,965 --> 00:09:39,133
Hey... your mother is leaving
for Europe in two days.
274
00:09:39,135 --> 00:09:40,301
You can handle this.
275
00:09:40,303 --> 00:09:43,304
Yoga breaths, yoga breaths.
276
00:09:44,439 --> 00:09:45,839
Mother!
277
00:09:45,841 --> 00:09:47,541
Well, I didn't see you there.
278
00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:48,509
How are you?
279
00:09:48,511 --> 00:09:49,743
Wonderful.
280
00:09:49,745 --> 00:09:51,712
Now that Lemon
is off on her cruise,
281
00:09:51,714 --> 00:09:53,981
surrounded by nothing
but open ocean
282
00:09:53,983 --> 00:09:56,016
and eligible bachelors,
283
00:09:56,018 --> 00:09:59,453
I can finally focus on
your sinkhole of a social life.
284
00:09:59,455 --> 00:10:01,722
Oh, good news.
Well...
285
00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:03,857
It's time for you to get
back on the horse, Bertram.
286
00:10:03,859 --> 00:10:05,559
And I have just
the woman for you.
287
00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:08,095
Thelma O'Donnell.
288
00:10:08,097 --> 00:10:10,030
Yes, she does have
that awful underbite,
289
00:10:10,032 --> 00:10:11,365
but I'm willing to overlook that
290
00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:12,833
for my son's future.
291
00:10:12,835 --> 00:10:15,335
Thelma O'Donnell?
God, no.
292
00:10:15,337 --> 00:10:16,703
Oh, well...
293
00:10:16,705 --> 00:10:19,740
I'll just have to find
somebody else for you, then.
294
00:10:19,742 --> 00:10:22,109
Even if I have to postpone
my trip a few weeks.
295
00:10:22,111 --> 00:10:23,477
I'll do it.
296
00:10:23,479 --> 00:10:26,213
Oh, you mean Thelma O'Donnell.
297
00:10:26,215 --> 00:10:27,848
Oh, well, of course.
298
00:10:27,850 --> 00:10:31,017
I would... I would love
to have a meal with Thelma.
299
00:10:31,019 --> 00:10:32,052
(laughing):
Oh...
300
00:10:32,054 --> 00:10:33,720
(laughs)
301
00:10:33,722 --> 00:10:35,989
Good.
302
00:10:35,991 --> 00:10:38,825
(firefighters grunting)
303
00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:40,160
JAYSENE:
Now, in a real call,
304
00:10:40,162 --> 00:10:41,695
you need to be in gear
and on the truck
305
00:10:41,697 --> 00:10:42,896
in two and a half minutes.
306
00:10:42,898 --> 00:10:44,898
Lollygagging kills!
307
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,266
(all clamoring)
308
00:10:46,268 --> 00:10:48,101
Oh. Oh, no!
309
00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:49,469
And coming up
310
00:10:49,471 --> 00:10:51,304
in five...
311
00:10:51,306 --> 00:10:52,072
What?!
312
00:10:52,074 --> 00:10:53,139
...four...
313
00:10:53,141 --> 00:10:53,907
three...
First!
314
00:10:53,909 --> 00:10:55,542
First!
I finished first!
315
00:10:55,544 --> 00:10:57,310
I'm not that competitive
a person,
316
00:10:57,312 --> 00:10:59,346
but I would like it noted
317
00:10:59,348 --> 00:11:00,780
that I did, in fact,
finish first.
318
00:11:00,782 --> 00:11:02,248
...two, one.
319
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,150
(stopwatch beeps)
320
00:11:04,152 --> 00:11:05,218
Step forward.
321
00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:07,420
Yeah.
(laughs)
322
00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:10,957
Shoes are on the wrong feet.
323
00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:12,025
What?
LAVON: Oh, ho!
324
00:11:12,027 --> 00:11:13,059
(laughs)
And you,
325
00:11:13,061 --> 00:11:14,360
you forgot to
fasten your helmet.
326
00:11:14,362 --> 00:11:16,029
(laughs)
327
00:11:16,031 --> 00:11:18,298
It won't be so funny when
a building falls on your head.
328
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,966
People?
329
00:11:19,968 --> 00:11:22,869
I am very disappointed.
330
00:11:22,871 --> 00:11:25,972
You two, set up the hose!
331
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,209
You try spinning it
counterclockwise?
332
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,544
You try shutting your yap?
333
00:11:31,546 --> 00:11:32,745
Hey!
334
00:11:32,747 --> 00:11:34,814
Just the two guys
I was looking for.
335
00:11:34,816 --> 00:11:36,416
Lavon, George,
I need you to help me
336
00:11:36,418 --> 00:11:38,851
figure out the perfect
gesture to get Wade back.
337
00:11:38,853 --> 00:11:40,520
I've already serenaded him.
338
00:11:40,522 --> 00:11:41,654
But he wasn't home, so...
339
00:11:41,656 --> 00:11:43,189
“Serenaded”?
340
00:11:43,191 --> 00:11:45,358
Like, you sang him a song?
341
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,460
(both laughing)
342
00:11:48,862 --> 00:11:49,962
What are you laughing at?
343
00:11:49,964 --> 00:11:51,464
All the girls agreed
that it was romantic.
344
00:11:51,466 --> 00:11:52,798
It might have worked.
345
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,066
'Cause Wade is secretly
Kate Hudson?
346
00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:55,735
Okay, fine.
Well, then, what do men like?
347
00:11:55,737 --> 00:11:56,969
BOTH:
Sex.
348
00:11:56,971 --> 00:11:58,504
“Sex”?
349
00:11:58,506 --> 00:12:00,072
That is so obvious.
350
00:12:00,074 --> 00:12:01,640
I'm looking for something big.
351
00:12:01,642 --> 00:12:03,676
You know, something romantic.
352
00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:04,944
No. Sex is better.
Yeah.
353
00:12:04,946 --> 00:12:06,378
It may not get the man
down the aisle.
354
00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:08,547
But I guarantee
it'll get his attention.
355
00:12:11,952 --> 00:12:14,186
Okay.
356
00:12:14,188 --> 00:12:15,287
(chuckles)
357
00:12:15,289 --> 00:12:16,488
Hmm.
358
00:12:18,558 --> 00:12:19,592
(clears throat)
359
00:12:19,594 --> 00:12:21,260
What's up, Earl?
360
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,128
You looking for money
or free gin?
361
00:12:23,130 --> 00:12:24,630
Look here, Mr. Smarty Pants.
362
00:12:24,632 --> 00:12:27,199
It just so happens...
363
00:12:27,201 --> 00:12:29,935
I'm almost five and
a half weeks sober.
364
00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:32,538
Got my first date
with Mae tonight.
365
00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:33,872
Well, good for you, Dad.
366
00:12:33,874 --> 00:12:35,207
I'm here because I heard
367
00:12:35,209 --> 00:12:37,409
that the pretty doctor
says she loves you.
368
00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:39,411
Look...
369
00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,447
me and Zoe,
370
00:12:41,449 --> 00:12:43,549
we're like a stick of dynamite.
371
00:12:43,551 --> 00:12:46,018
All right?
With one of them long fuses.
372
00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:47,252
Everything's fine,
no trouble here.
373
00:12:47,254 --> 00:12:48,921
All the while...
(imitates lit fuse)
374
00:12:48,923 --> 00:12:51,190
And then-- kablang!
375
00:12:51,192 --> 00:12:52,791
(big splash nearby)
376
00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:55,060
♪ ♪
377
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,320
Hey, Wade.
378
00:13:22,322 --> 00:13:23,722
What are you doing here?
379
00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:24,956
What am I doing here?
It's my house.
380
00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:25,924
What are you doing here?
381
00:13:25,926 --> 00:13:27,259
Just swimming.
382
00:13:27,261 --> 00:13:28,994
The water's great.
383
00:13:28,996 --> 00:13:30,896
Yeah, I can see you're swimming.
384
00:13:30,898 --> 00:13:32,330
You know, it's funny, though,
'cause normally
385
00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:34,199
you're so worried about getting
your hair messed up
386
00:13:34,201 --> 00:13:35,333
and the snakes
387
00:13:35,335 --> 00:13:37,569
and the leeches
and the mucky bottom.
388
00:13:40,072 --> 00:13:41,506
Less worried today.
389
00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:42,707
(short gasp)
390
00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:43,942
(chuckles)
391
00:13:43,944 --> 00:13:46,077
Oh!
392
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,588
(sputters)
393
00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:58,890
Kablang!
394
00:14:03,529 --> 00:14:06,664
Mother, what are you doing up?
395
00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:08,666
Oh, I couldn't sleep if I tried.
396
00:14:08,668 --> 00:14:11,969
I'm having a strange,
foreboding feeling.
397
00:14:11,971 --> 00:14:14,605
Yeah.
398
00:14:14,607 --> 00:14:17,208
It is a weird night like that.
399
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:20,445
Must be that full moon.
400
00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:26,284
How was your date with Thelma?
401
00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:28,219
Well...
402
00:14:28,221 --> 00:14:30,254
I have to be honest
with you, Mother.
403
00:14:30,256 --> 00:14:32,590
That-that woman
gives me the creeps.
404
00:14:32,592 --> 00:14:33,691
But-but...
405
00:14:33,693 --> 00:14:35,326
you are absolutely right.
406
00:14:35,328 --> 00:14:37,795
I do need to get on that horse.
407
00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:47,038
Well, I suppose looking
at that underbite forever
408
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,706
would be a challenge.
409
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:49,707
(whoops)
410
00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:51,142
But just promise me you'll be
411
00:14:51,144 --> 00:14:52,843
more sensible this time?
412
00:14:52,845 --> 00:14:54,612
Oh! Absolutely.
413
00:14:54,614 --> 00:14:55,713
I promise.
414
00:14:55,715 --> 00:14:57,214
(doorbell rings)
415
00:14:57,216 --> 00:14:59,617
One moment.
416
00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:06,824
Shelby... what? Huh?
417
00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:09,760
Guess who rented
a weekend house in town.
418
00:15:09,762 --> 00:15:11,328
Moi.
419
00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,864
And if you think
it's 'cause I realized
420
00:15:13,866 --> 00:15:16,233
I'm in love with you
and want you back,
421
00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:17,368
you're right.
422
00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:19,169
BETTIE:
Bertram! Everything all right?
423
00:15:19,171 --> 00:15:21,038
Your real name is Bertram?
424
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,941
Shelby, I beg you-- come
back tomorrow. Tomorrow!
425
00:15:23,943 --> 00:15:25,075
Okay.
426
00:15:25,077 --> 00:15:27,344
No problem.
Yeah.
427
00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:30,747
Kisses, my love.
428
00:15:30,749 --> 00:15:32,950
Bye... you...
429
00:15:34,886 --> 00:15:37,521
It's just a Girl Scout!
430
00:15:37,523 --> 00:15:39,089
Eh, Mother, you should pack.
431
00:15:39,091 --> 00:15:41,024
Let me help you.
432
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,797
(door opens)
433
00:15:47,999 --> 00:15:49,766
Hello there.
434
00:15:52,303 --> 00:15:53,537
What's going on here?
435
00:15:53,539 --> 00:15:56,106
I am here, Wade...
436
00:15:58,376 --> 00:15:59,910
...to seduce you.
437
00:16:01,412 --> 00:16:02,813
(laughs)
438
00:16:02,815 --> 00:16:04,614
Uh, you know,
439
00:16:04,616 --> 00:16:07,450
most people don't
announce it first.
440
00:16:07,452 --> 00:16:09,386
I just wanted to make sure
you were aware
441
00:16:09,388 --> 00:16:11,354
of what was happening.
442
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:14,391
(chuckles) (moans)
443
00:16:14,393 --> 00:16:17,160
Because this, my friend,
is happening.
444
00:16:17,162 --> 00:16:19,796
This is going
to be hard to resist.
445
00:16:19,798 --> 00:16:21,131
Yeah, well, that's the plan.
446
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:23,366
Uh, Zoe?
447
00:16:23,368 --> 00:16:25,802
This isn't going to work
the way you think.
448
00:16:25,804 --> 00:16:27,137
Mm-hmm.
Sex doesn't lead
449
00:16:27,139 --> 00:16:28,738
to anything else.
450
00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:30,440
Hmm.
451
00:16:30,442 --> 00:16:32,208
Well...
452
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:34,978
we'll just have
to see about that.
453
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,080
(quiet laugh)
454
00:16:54,048 --> 00:16:56,006
Just like riding a bicycle, huh?
455
00:16:56,123 --> 00:16:58,924
That was nothing
like riding a bicycle.
456
00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:00,426
No! What I meant was
457
00:17:00,428 --> 00:17:03,228
it was so easy to fall back into it.
Oh.
458
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,297
Because it felt so right.
459
00:17:05,299 --> 00:17:07,066
So connected.
460
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,100
So...
461
00:17:08,102 --> 00:17:09,968
So... stop talking.
462
00:17:09,970 --> 00:17:11,270
Let's do some more connecting.
463
00:17:11,272 --> 00:17:13,238
(laughs)
Wait, I'm hungry.
464
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,473
Maybe we can get
some food first.
465
00:17:14,475 --> 00:17:15,774
We can do that later.
466
00:17:15,776 --> 00:17:16,975
Seriously, I'm starving!
467
00:17:16,977 --> 00:17:17,943
Oh, my God!
468
00:17:17,945 --> 00:17:20,612
Are you serious right now?
Mm-hmm.
469
00:17:20,614 --> 00:17:22,547
All right, we'll go over to
Lavon's, we'll get some grub.
470
00:17:22,549 --> 00:17:24,383
And then we are
coming right back here
471
00:17:24,385 --> 00:17:26,151
and we're finishing
this mess for real.
472
00:17:26,153 --> 00:17:28,921
That, my friend,
is a great idea.
473
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,423
But I should probably
head to work soon.
474
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,159
How about we meet
back here later
475
00:17:34,161 --> 00:17:35,861
for a little replay, you know?
476
00:17:35,863 --> 00:17:37,863
Maybe we can get
some dinner first.
477
00:17:37,865 --> 00:17:40,098
What...? No.
478
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,433
No, Zoe.
479
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,136
No, no. There's no dinner,
no dates, all right?
480
00:17:44,138 --> 00:17:46,638
I told you-- this...
this is just sex.
481
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,806
Nothing more.
482
00:17:47,808 --> 00:17:49,541
“Just sex”?
483
00:17:49,543 --> 00:17:51,142
Right.
484
00:17:51,144 --> 00:17:54,079
Sounds familiar.
485
00:17:54,081 --> 00:17:55,814
Wha...?
486
00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:57,782
What does that mean?
487
00:18:03,823 --> 00:18:05,490
All right, here we go!
488
00:18:05,492 --> 00:18:07,425
Come on, come on, come on!
489
00:18:07,427 --> 00:18:09,227
(all clamoring)
490
00:18:28,581 --> 00:18:30,014
This is mine!
This is mine!
491
00:18:32,851 --> 00:18:35,653
Hey!
492
00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:38,589
This... may be the worst
volunteer fire department
493
00:18:38,591 --> 00:18:40,091
I've ever had to work with.
494
00:18:40,093 --> 00:18:41,392
Maybe y'all should
just quit now.
495
00:18:41,394 --> 00:18:43,795
No! No, no.
This is BlueBell.
496
00:18:43,797 --> 00:18:46,497
We always pull together
at the last moment.
497
00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:47,765
I guarantee it.
498
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:49,867
(whoops)
Jaysene!
499
00:18:49,869 --> 00:18:51,502
Looking fine today.
500
00:18:51,504 --> 00:18:53,371
Ow!
501
00:18:53,373 --> 00:18:54,505
Ow!
502
00:18:57,175 --> 00:18:59,143
Salutations, boss.
503
00:18:59,145 --> 00:19:00,978
It is a fantastic day
to do some healing.
504
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,179
Is it not?
505
00:19:02,181 --> 00:19:03,881
What is going on?
506
00:19:03,883 --> 00:19:06,183
If you must know,
Wade and I had sex last night.
507
00:19:06,185 --> 00:19:08,052
Aw, no! I do not
want to know that.
508
00:19:08,054 --> 00:19:10,054
Really, truly amazing.
No!
509
00:19:10,056 --> 00:19:11,689
And I think he's finally seeing
that we belong together.
510
00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:14,158
Dr. Hart, have you
lost your mind?
511
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,760
You are a doctor.
You know there's
512
00:19:15,762 --> 00:19:18,562
no relation between a man's
genitalia and his heart.
513
00:19:18,564 --> 00:19:20,498
Sex can lead to love.
514
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,167
It did for us before.
This is a great step.
515
00:19:23,169 --> 00:19:24,902
Phooey!
516
00:19:24,904 --> 00:19:26,871
The man either
loves you or he doesn't.
517
00:19:26,873 --> 00:19:30,074
Giving away the milk
for free only confuses you.
518
00:19:35,981 --> 00:19:38,916
Belles, our co-leader
Crickett Belinda Watts
519
00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:40,618
is back with us today.
520
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,786
Maybe we should start
with a show of support.
521
00:19:42,788 --> 00:19:44,521
Or questions.
522
00:19:44,523 --> 00:19:46,457
How did it happen?
When did it happen?
523
00:19:46,459 --> 00:19:47,658
What do lesbians eat?
524
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:48,926
Does this mean
you're vegetarian?
525
00:19:48,928 --> 00:19:50,694
Do you have a girlfriend?
Oh, is it Ellen?
526
00:19:50,696 --> 00:19:53,097
Are you gonna start wearing fleece?
Or watching the news?
527
00:19:53,099 --> 00:19:55,933
Have you always secretly
been in love with me?
528
00:19:57,469 --> 00:19:59,203
(clears throat)
529
00:19:59,205 --> 00:20:00,470
Um, honey?
530
00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:03,073
Why don't you just tell
them how you got here?
531
00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:04,708
Uh...
532
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:08,312
I suppose I've known
since college.
533
00:20:08,314 --> 00:20:10,781
There was this girl Donna Lynn.
534
00:20:10,783 --> 00:20:13,817
For her, it was an experiment,
but for me...
535
00:20:13,819 --> 00:20:15,786
it was life-changing.
536
00:20:15,788 --> 00:20:18,622
Like when I finally realized
I don't look good in yellow.
537
00:20:18,624 --> 00:20:20,323
BELLES: Mm-hmm.
My parents had
538
00:20:20,325 --> 00:20:22,592
certain expectations,
and then I met Stanley.
539
00:20:22,594 --> 00:20:25,629
I guess I figured we could both
be secretly gay together,
540
00:20:25,631 --> 00:20:27,697
but it turns out,
Stanley isn't even
541
00:20:27,699 --> 00:20:30,634
a little bit homosexual.
(all gasp)
542
00:20:30,636 --> 00:20:33,003
What is his obsession
with his Pilates teacher?
543
00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:35,171
And his hair?
And all those cravats?
544
00:20:35,173 --> 00:20:36,873
He loves the ladies.
545
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,408
So, he's available?
546
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:40,510
As am I.
547
00:20:40,512 --> 00:20:42,512
Ooh! I know a vegetarian.
548
00:20:42,514 --> 00:20:45,415
(all talking over each other)
549
00:20:47,018 --> 00:20:49,085
TOM:
What is going on with you two?
550
00:20:49,087 --> 00:20:50,920
I mean, how do you expect
the team to work together
551
00:20:50,922 --> 00:20:52,255
if you guys can't?
552
00:20:52,257 --> 00:20:54,024
Work it out because
right now you guys
553
00:20:54,026 --> 00:20:57,727
are about as useful as two
steering wheels on a mule.
554
00:20:57,729 --> 00:21:00,163
He's right.
555
00:21:00,165 --> 00:21:01,531
We do have to find a way
to work together.
556
00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:04,033
I agree. I do.
557
00:21:04,035 --> 00:21:06,135
But you should know
558
00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:07,303
that when Lemon comes back,
559
00:21:07,305 --> 00:21:09,472
I am gonna go after her
with everything I am,
560
00:21:09,474 --> 00:21:11,174
and she will choose me.
561
00:21:11,176 --> 00:21:12,242
Oh, that's hilarious.
562
00:21:12,244 --> 00:21:13,376
She's gonna choose me, always.
563
00:21:13,378 --> 00:21:15,345
(laughing):
Okay. We shall see.
564
00:21:15,347 --> 00:21:17,780
Bertram, stop pestering.
565
00:21:17,782 --> 00:21:19,616
I want to order
a muffin for the plane.
566
00:21:19,618 --> 00:21:20,950
It's a long way to Europe.
567
00:21:20,952 --> 00:21:23,152
I just don't want you
to miss your flight, you know.
568
00:21:23,154 --> 00:21:24,220
Security nowadays just...
569
00:21:24,222 --> 00:21:27,123
My stars. Lemon?
570
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,324
LEMON:
Oh!
571
00:21:28,326 --> 00:21:30,126
Wonderful!
Oh!
572
00:21:30,128 --> 00:21:32,295
Everyone's here!
(laughs) Hey.
573
00:21:32,297 --> 00:21:33,796
Lemon, what are you doing here?
574
00:21:33,798 --> 00:21:36,032
You're supposed to be on
that cruise for three weeks.
575
00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:37,066
We had a deal.
576
00:21:37,068 --> 00:21:39,335
Well, I got a little seasick,
577
00:21:39,337 --> 00:21:41,804
so I spent some time
with the ship's doctor
578
00:21:41,806 --> 00:21:43,306
and we fell in love!
579
00:21:43,308 --> 00:21:45,041
(laughs)
Everyone,
580
00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:46,042
I want you to meet
my new boyfriend,
581
00:21:46,044 --> 00:21:48,077
Dr. Henry Dalton.
(laughs)
582
00:21:48,079 --> 00:21:50,947
Looks like she went
with door number three.
583
00:21:52,082 --> 00:21:54,316
Ooh... Dr. Henry Dalton
584
00:21:54,318 --> 00:21:55,785
is one of the Greensboro
585
00:21:55,787 --> 00:21:56,786
Daltons.
...Daltons.
586
00:21:56,788 --> 00:21:57,887
Delightful!
Okay. (laughs)
587
00:21:57,889 --> 00:21:59,021
Let's-let's get going.
588
00:21:59,023 --> 00:22:01,323
Let's chop-chop.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
589
00:22:01,325 --> 00:22:03,926
I'm not gonna let this
one slip off the hook
590
00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:05,528
like so many prize catches have.
591
00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:08,130
I'm postponing my trip.
592
00:22:12,502 --> 00:22:13,669
(Zoe sighs)
593
00:22:18,842 --> 00:22:20,042
All right.
594
00:22:20,044 --> 00:22:21,010
Another round?
595
00:22:21,012 --> 00:22:22,478
No.
596
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,812
No more games, okay?
597
00:22:23,814 --> 00:22:25,180
We need to talk.
598
00:22:25,982 --> 00:22:27,483
I know what I know.
599
00:22:27,485 --> 00:22:29,418
What I have known since...
600
00:22:30,754 --> 00:22:32,621
I love you.
601
00:22:32,623 --> 00:22:34,123
And you love me, too.
602
00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:36,458
Will you please just admit it?
603
00:22:39,629 --> 00:22:40,629
Yeah.
604
00:22:40,631 --> 00:22:42,331
Yeah, maybe I do.
605
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:43,533
Well, then, what's the holdup?
606
00:22:47,804 --> 00:22:49,805
Zoe, the...
607
00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:51,707
the holdup is the last
time we did this,
608
00:22:51,709 --> 00:22:53,141
it damn near killed me.
609
00:22:53,143 --> 00:22:56,645
And I hated myself
for hurting you.
610
00:22:57,814 --> 00:23:00,048
So I tried to be a better man.
611
00:23:00,050 --> 00:23:02,217
To show you that it would
never happen again.
612
00:23:02,219 --> 00:23:03,986
And you still left.
613
00:23:03,988 --> 00:23:05,053
I needed space.
614
00:23:05,055 --> 00:23:06,488
Look, I get it, all right?
615
00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:08,723
Doesn't mean it didn't slay me.
616
00:23:08,725 --> 00:23:10,125
(sighs)
617
00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:11,827
And just when I was
finally coming around
618
00:23:11,829 --> 00:23:13,295
to the idea of you being gone,
619
00:23:13,297 --> 00:23:16,364
of imagining life
without Zoe Hart,
620
00:23:16,366 --> 00:23:18,066
you came back.
621
00:23:18,068 --> 00:23:19,201
With another boyfriend.
622
00:23:19,203 --> 00:23:20,769
That is not fair, okay?
623
00:23:20,771 --> 00:23:22,537
Because you hurt me, too.
624
00:23:22,539 --> 00:23:24,606
You really hurt me.
625
00:23:25,408 --> 00:23:27,142
But I saw that you changed
626
00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:28,843
and I forgave you.
627
00:23:28,845 --> 00:23:30,478
I got over it.
628
00:23:32,114 --> 00:23:34,482
I know it's not fair.
629
00:23:34,484 --> 00:23:37,185
But you wrecked my heart, Zoe.
630
00:23:37,987 --> 00:23:39,287
And I don't...
631
00:23:39,289 --> 00:23:41,289
(sighs)
632
00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:44,225
I just... I can't do this again.
633
00:23:46,562 --> 00:23:49,564
What if I promised
that I wouldn't hurt you?
634
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:53,735
I guess...
635
00:23:56,372 --> 00:23:59,507
...I don't trust that
you know how to stop yourself.
636
00:24:00,309 --> 00:24:02,944
It's as simple as that.
637
00:24:14,156 --> 00:24:16,324
Okay, then.
638
00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:44,993
LAVON: Here we go. Move it,
move it, move it, move it.
639
00:24:44,995 --> 00:24:47,028
Let's do it, let's do it,
let's do it, let's do it.
640
00:24:47,030 --> 00:24:48,529
Here we go, here we go,
here we go.
641
00:24:48,531 --> 00:24:49,864
All right, all right.
LAVON: Move it down.
642
00:24:49,866 --> 00:24:51,906
Looking good, everybody,
looking good, looking good.
643
00:25:09,118 --> 00:25:10,852
(gasps)
Yes!
644
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,978
We are really coming
together, people.
645
00:25:27,098 --> 00:25:29,865
Just in time for the fire
inspector's visit tomorrow.
646
00:25:31,284 --> 00:25:33,836
There's that teamwork
I was talking about.
647
00:25:38,641 --> 00:25:40,809
(sawing wood)
648
00:25:45,648 --> 00:25:47,349
(clears throat)
649
00:25:47,351 --> 00:25:50,586
Hey... Doc. Uh...
650
00:25:50,588 --> 00:25:52,554
Haven't seen you in a while.
651
00:25:52,556 --> 00:25:53,589
Hey.
652
00:25:53,591 --> 00:25:54,990
Hi.
653
00:25:56,793 --> 00:25:59,061
I don't have any hot water.
654
00:25:59,063 --> 00:26:01,063
Do-do you think you
could look at it?
655
00:26:02,432 --> 00:26:03,432
Yeah.
656
00:26:03,434 --> 00:26:04,633
Yeah, sure.
657
00:26:07,970 --> 00:26:09,137
I mean, that's it?
658
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:12,808
I mean, it's been eight weeks.
659
00:26:12,810 --> 00:26:14,042
Can we...
660
00:26:14,044 --> 00:26:14,976
can we talk?
661
00:26:14,978 --> 00:26:16,945
What do you want me
to say, Wade?
662
00:26:16,947 --> 00:26:19,080
You said how you felt.
663
00:26:19,082 --> 00:26:20,282
No matter what I do,
664
00:26:20,284 --> 00:26:23,218
you not trusting me
is kind of insurmountable.
665
00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:24,386
Right?
666
00:26:30,526 --> 00:26:33,161
I'll just fix
your hot water, then.
667
00:26:35,564 --> 00:26:36,998
(laughter)
668
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,100
I swear, I swear that's
exactly the way it happened,
669
00:26:39,102 --> 00:26:42,170
exactly the way it happened.
670
00:26:42,172 --> 00:26:43,738
I can't believe that bozo's
lasted this long.
671
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:44,939
I know, right?
672
00:26:44,941 --> 00:26:46,941
So what if he's a rich
former Navy SEAL
673
00:26:46,943 --> 00:26:48,443
who's also a doctor
and looks like that?
674
00:26:48,445 --> 00:26:49,477
I mean...
(blows raspberry)
675
00:26:49,479 --> 00:26:51,112
It's not a big deal.
Oh...
676
00:26:51,114 --> 00:26:52,113
Not a big deal?
677
00:26:52,115 --> 00:26:53,514
You risked your entire life
678
00:26:53,516 --> 00:26:54,882
to save that town
from the plague.
679
00:26:54,884 --> 00:26:56,484
It is a very big deal.
680
00:26:56,486 --> 00:26:58,386
As a Doctor Without Borders,
681
00:26:58,388 --> 00:27:00,455
that was just my job.
682
00:27:00,457 --> 00:27:02,256
There are no borders, Lemon.
683
00:27:02,258 --> 00:27:03,257
No borders.
684
00:27:03,259 --> 00:27:04,225
BRICK:
Y-You know,
685
00:27:04,227 --> 00:27:05,693
I have saved many lives
686
00:27:05,695 --> 00:27:07,462
right here in this town.
687
00:27:07,464 --> 00:27:08,863
Bertram, don't be a showoff.
688
00:27:08,865 --> 00:27:10,398
Now, Lemon, Henry,
689
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,700
tell me again
about the night you met.
690
00:27:12,702 --> 00:27:14,168
I could hear that story
691
00:27:14,170 --> 00:27:15,536
100 times.
Oh...
692
00:27:15,538 --> 00:27:17,805
My apologies, but I'm exhausted.
693
00:27:17,807 --> 00:27:19,540
I think I'm gonna
go home and rest.
694
00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:22,743
Oh, darling, you've been
run down for weeks now.
695
00:27:22,745 --> 00:27:24,846
Perhaps you should
have a physical.
696
00:27:24,848 --> 00:27:26,147
Maybe I could run a blood test.
697
00:27:26,149 --> 00:27:28,249
BRICK: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Now, as I recall, you are not
698
00:27:28,251 --> 00:27:29,217
the town doctor,
699
00:27:29,219 --> 00:27:30,785
um, and I will examine
my own daughter,
700
00:27:30,787 --> 00:27:32,286
thank you very much.
701
00:27:32,288 --> 00:27:33,788
Lemon, you come
on by at 3:00.
702
00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,456
I-I... I, uh...
703
00:27:36,858 --> 00:27:39,060
Uh, medical emergency!
704
00:27:39,062 --> 00:27:40,027
I... I just remembered.
705
00:27:40,029 --> 00:27:41,629
(mouthing)
Uh...
706
00:27:41,631 --> 00:27:43,097
I gotta go. Bye.
707
00:27:44,466 --> 00:27:46,200
He is more odd than ever.
708
00:27:46,202 --> 00:27:48,135
(sighs)
Might be dementia.
709
00:27:48,137 --> 00:27:50,738
It runs in his daddy's
side of the family.
710
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,072
(kissing sounds)
711
00:27:52,074 --> 00:27:53,808
(baby coos)
712
00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:55,175
Oh, all this sneaking
around is so hot.
713
00:27:55,177 --> 00:27:56,110
Ooh...
714
00:27:56,112 --> 00:27:57,311
But tonight, I want a real date.
715
00:27:57,313 --> 00:28:00,381
Shelby, we both know
this is going nowhere.
716
00:28:00,383 --> 00:28:01,815
I mean, you live in another town
717
00:28:01,817 --> 00:28:03,851
and my family hates you.
718
00:28:03,853 --> 00:28:05,352
We belong together, Brick.
719
00:28:05,354 --> 00:28:06,587
And I am gonna
prove that, tonight.
720
00:28:06,589 --> 00:28:07,588
At dinner.
721
00:28:07,590 --> 00:28:09,957
Well...
okay, fine.
722
00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:11,492
But my mother leaves tomorrow.
723
00:28:11,494 --> 00:28:12,459
Let's do it then.
724
00:28:12,461 --> 00:28:13,460
No, no.
725
00:28:13,462 --> 00:28:14,928
You have been saying
that for two months.
726
00:28:14,930 --> 00:28:17,331
Yeah.
Tonight, or I'm gonna march myself in there
727
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,932
and I'm gonna tell
them exactly why
728
00:28:18,934 --> 00:28:20,134
you missed breakfast
this morning.
729
00:28:20,136 --> 00:28:21,769
Ooh...
(giggles)
730
00:28:21,771 --> 00:28:22,870
Okay.
731
00:28:22,872 --> 00:28:23,904
Fine.
732
00:28:23,906 --> 00:28:24,972
Tonight.
733
00:28:24,974 --> 00:28:26,874
Let me give you a preview
734
00:28:26,876 --> 00:28:28,675
of what's ahead.
735
00:28:30,612 --> 00:28:31,778
Oh-ho...
736
00:28:32,714 --> 00:28:33,847
Are you ready?
737
00:28:33,849 --> 00:28:35,048
Yes, I am.
738
00:28:35,850 --> 00:28:37,684
You know Henry once saved people
739
00:28:37,686 --> 00:28:39,987
from an avalanche
on Mount Everest?
740
00:28:39,989 --> 00:28:41,655
Carried all the Sherpas
741
00:28:41,657 --> 00:28:43,290
on his back.
742
00:28:44,525 --> 00:28:46,793
(scoffs)
743
00:28:46,795 --> 00:28:48,695
Was that before or after
he saved the orphans
744
00:28:48,697 --> 00:28:49,830
from the burning school?
745
00:28:49,832 --> 00:28:51,631
How does he find the time?
746
00:28:51,633 --> 00:28:52,666
Nobody is that perfect.
747
00:28:52,668 --> 00:28:54,034
I'm not buying it.
748
00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:56,002
And the way he has Lemon wrapped
around his little finger...
749
00:28:56,004 --> 00:28:56,970
No, you know what we should do?
750
00:28:56,972 --> 00:28:58,905
We should do some digging.
751
00:28:58,907 --> 00:29:00,440
Prove to her that he is
as phony as we think he is.
752
00:29:00,442 --> 00:29:02,175
No. No, no.
753
00:29:02,177 --> 00:29:03,777
You two will leave Lemon be.
754
00:29:03,779 --> 00:29:05,078
She deserves to be happy
for once.
755
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,379
Anyway, you two
ding-dongs
756
00:29:06,381 --> 00:29:07,581
should be thanking
your lucky stars
757
00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:09,082
old Henry arrived, all right?
758
00:29:09,084 --> 00:29:10,717
Now you got nothing
to compete for.
759
00:29:10,719 --> 00:29:12,018
He saved y'all's friendship.
760
00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:13,320
Shake on it.
761
00:29:13,322 --> 00:29:14,421
Shake on it!
762
00:29:14,423 --> 00:29:16,103
All right. All right,
all right, all right.
763
00:29:17,258 --> 00:29:19,159
My work here is done.
764
00:29:19,161 --> 00:29:20,860
Oh, my gosh!
765
00:29:20,862 --> 00:29:21,861
I have it!
766
00:29:21,863 --> 00:29:23,596
The Belles' list
767
00:29:23,598 --> 00:29:24,964
of women seeking women
in the area.
768
00:29:24,966 --> 00:29:25,932
I'm so scared to open it!
769
00:29:25,934 --> 00:29:27,734
Open it, open it, open it!
770
00:29:27,736 --> 00:29:29,469
Well?
What does it say?
771
00:29:29,471 --> 00:29:31,104
Whoa...
Criminy Jickets.
772
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,674
Come here.
773
00:29:34,676 --> 00:29:35,808
Zoe Hart!
774
00:29:35,810 --> 00:29:38,711
Are you eating takeout
from the Fillmore
775
00:29:38,713 --> 00:29:41,114
Falafel Hut?
ZOE: Yes.
776
00:29:41,116 --> 00:29:42,148
Thanks to stupid Wade,
777
00:29:42,150 --> 00:29:43,449
I can't eat in Lavon's kitchen
778
00:29:43,451 --> 00:29:44,517
or the Rammer Jammer...
779
00:29:44,519 --> 00:29:45,752
You think your life is bad?
780
00:29:45,754 --> 00:29:47,020
I am the only lesbian
781
00:29:47,022 --> 00:29:49,188
in the state
under the age of 40.
782
00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:51,090
My prospects for finding love
783
00:29:51,092 --> 00:29:53,192
have been reduced to my
eighth-grade gym teacher
784
00:29:53,194 --> 00:29:54,460
and your Aunt Winifred.
785
00:29:54,462 --> 00:29:56,396
Baba ganoush?
786
00:29:56,398 --> 00:29:58,297
Will you just come sit with us?
787
00:29:58,299 --> 00:30:00,059
Wade's at the Rammer Jammer.
No need to hide.
788
00:30:01,401 --> 00:30:02,802
Hello, pretty doctor.
789
00:30:02,804 --> 00:30:05,171
Small, small town.
790
00:30:05,173 --> 00:30:06,372
EARL:
You know, I was thinkin'
791
00:30:06,374 --> 00:30:08,241
maybe we'd all
have dinner sometime.
792
00:30:08,243 --> 00:30:10,109
You and my boy,
793
00:30:10,111 --> 00:30:11,544
and me and my gal.
794
00:30:13,747 --> 00:30:15,181
Gee... thanks, Earl,
795
00:30:15,183 --> 00:30:17,116
but that's never gonna happen.
796
00:30:17,118 --> 00:30:19,085
I'm gonna go.
797
00:30:23,023 --> 00:30:24,190
(scoffs)
798
00:30:24,192 --> 00:30:25,958
I can't believe my own
father stood me up.
799
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,193
It's typical.
800
00:30:27,195 --> 00:30:28,894
Well, he has been
pretty distracted lately.
801
00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:30,629
You're not the only patient
that he's skipped out on,
802
00:30:30,631 --> 00:30:31,564
if it makes you feel any better.
803
00:30:31,566 --> 00:30:33,032
Not so much.
Mmm.
804
00:30:33,034 --> 00:30:34,633
So what brings you here?
805
00:30:34,635 --> 00:30:37,403
Oh, Henry's being a worrywart.
806
00:30:37,405 --> 00:30:39,071
I haven't been sleeping so well.
807
00:30:39,073 --> 00:30:40,839
Just tired. Queasy.
808
00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:42,174
Well, there is a virus
going around.
809
00:30:42,176 --> 00:30:44,476
I've been feeling
pretty run-down myself.
810
00:30:44,478 --> 00:30:46,111
Why don't I give you
a blood test
811
00:30:46,113 --> 00:30:47,346
just to make sure
it's nothing else?
812
00:30:47,348 --> 00:30:48,814
Okay.
813
00:30:48,816 --> 00:30:49,982
Okay...
814
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:52,117
So I, uh,
815
00:30:52,119 --> 00:30:55,087
noticed that you and Wade
are still barely speaking.
816
00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:56,989
(sighs)
817
00:30:56,991 --> 00:30:58,924
Yeah, well... I tried.
818
00:30:58,926 --> 00:31:00,259
I really did.
819
00:31:00,261 --> 00:31:02,060
But... you know,
what can you do?
820
00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:04,062
He just keeps pushing me away.
821
00:31:04,064 --> 00:31:06,198
You know that
he's just scared, right?
822
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,966
Maybe.
823
00:31:09,002 --> 00:31:10,669
But maybe not.
824
00:31:11,838 --> 00:31:12,971
But I-I'm really happy
825
00:31:12,973 --> 00:31:14,806
that you found someone.
826
00:31:14,808 --> 00:31:16,642
I mean, Henry...
he just seems awesome.
827
00:31:16,644 --> 00:31:18,610
I mean, that is amazing,
how he saved those orphans
828
00:31:18,612 --> 00:31:19,611
from that burning building.
829
00:31:19,613 --> 00:31:22,014
Oh, it was just two orphans.
830
00:31:22,016 --> 00:31:23,615
Just... two.
831
00:31:23,617 --> 00:31:26,551
(Brick whistling happily)
832
00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:28,487
Okay.
833
00:31:28,489 --> 00:31:29,588
Spill.
834
00:31:29,590 --> 00:31:31,156
What is with the whistling?
835
00:31:31,158 --> 00:31:32,324
Well, life is good, A.B.
836
00:31:32,326 --> 00:31:34,693
Life is just mmm-mmm good.
837
00:31:34,695 --> 00:31:36,561
(laughs) Mmm.
Oh.
838
00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:38,096
Lemon! You're here?
839
00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:40,599
Yes, Daddy.
You told me to come.
840
00:31:40,601 --> 00:31:42,033
And then you missed
our appointment.
841
00:31:42,035 --> 00:31:44,536
Oh. Well...
842
00:31:44,538 --> 00:31:46,204
you're in good hands
with Dr. Hart.
843
00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:47,439
You know, she has really been
844
00:31:47,441 --> 00:31:49,174
throwing herself
into her work lately.
845
00:31:49,176 --> 00:31:51,343
(laughs, whoops)
846
00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:54,813
What is going on with him?
847
00:31:55,715 --> 00:31:57,349
Investigate.
848
00:31:57,351 --> 00:31:59,617
Bye.
Good-bye.
849
00:32:03,556 --> 00:32:05,423
I think Brick has
a secret lover.
850
00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:07,292
Wait, what?
851
00:32:07,294 --> 00:32:08,993
But seriously!
I mean, he's spacey.
852
00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:11,830
Singing. Secret phone calls.
853
00:32:11,832 --> 00:32:14,165
He let you examine Lemon.
854
00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:15,967
She's been dizzy and
nauseous for weeks.
855
00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:17,635
He didn't even care!
856
00:32:17,637 --> 00:32:20,204
I mean, she could be
pregnant for all he know...
857
00:32:23,453 --> 00:32:26,511
I'm just gonna go run
a few more tests.
858
00:32:35,571 --> 00:32:38,089
Here you go.
Wade, it's Mae.
859
00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:39,491
Earl fell down his hole again.
860
00:32:39,493 --> 00:32:41,660
(sighs)
861
00:32:43,386 --> 00:32:44,820
Seriously?
862
00:32:44,822 --> 00:32:46,321
Again with the hole?
863
00:32:48,991 --> 00:32:51,560
Earl?
864
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,396
Earl.
865
00:32:54,398 --> 00:32:56,197
Ear...
866
00:32:56,199 --> 00:32:57,732
Where's Earl?
867
00:32:57,734 --> 00:32:59,367
Well, he's not in the hole.
868
00:32:59,369 --> 00:33:00,468
I know he's not
in the damn hole.
869
00:33:00,470 --> 00:33:01,469
I was just at the hole.
870
00:33:01,471 --> 00:33:03,672
Wha...?
871
00:33:03,674 --> 00:33:05,206
What's going on here?
872
00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:06,341
We're sorry we tricked you.
873
00:33:06,343 --> 00:33:07,676
But we didn't know
how else to get you
874
00:33:07,678 --> 00:33:09,277
to sit down and talk
about all this
875
00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:10,845
like two adults.
876
00:33:10,847 --> 00:33:12,914
What is this?
877
00:33:12,916 --> 00:33:15,083
Haven't you seen the movie?
878
00:33:15,085 --> 00:33:17,452
We've been reverse
Parent Trapped.
879
00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:24,626
Earl, Mae, th-this
is all lovely, but...
880
00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:25,960
Ah! No buts!
881
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,629
Sit, relax.
882
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:28,897
Enjoy each other.
883
00:33:28,899 --> 00:33:30,331
And this crisp white wine
884
00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:32,767
while we go prepare
the amuse-bouche.
885
00:33:32,769 --> 00:33:34,402
(short laugh)
886
00:33:37,539 --> 00:33:41,042
Well, they, uh,
really went all out.
887
00:33:41,044 --> 00:33:42,510
(quiet laugh)
888
00:33:42,512 --> 00:33:44,245
At-at least it...
889
00:33:44,247 --> 00:33:46,581
it gives us a chance to talk.
890
00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:50,451
Wade, here's the thing, okay?
891
00:33:50,453 --> 00:33:53,254
I have racked my brain
to try to figure out
892
00:33:53,256 --> 00:33:55,590
how to prove that
you can trust me.
893
00:33:55,592 --> 00:33:58,926
But it-it's impossible if
you don't give me a chance.
894
00:33:58,928 --> 00:34:01,729
I want things to be different.
895
00:34:01,731 --> 00:34:03,164
You know, I want you,
I want you to come
896
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,933
and knock on my door
and-and tell me
897
00:34:05,935 --> 00:34:07,335
that you want this.
898
00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,537
That-that you want
to take a chance.
899
00:34:09,539 --> 00:34:12,740
I know, I know that
it's pathetic,
900
00:34:12,742 --> 00:34:15,443
but it's the truth.
901
00:34:17,846 --> 00:34:19,947
I don't,
I don't know what to say.
902
00:34:19,949 --> 00:34:21,949
EARL:
Who wants crab cakes?
903
00:34:23,685 --> 00:34:25,453
No, I am so sorry.
904
00:34:25,455 --> 00:34:27,621
But I'm actually not hungry.
905
00:34:37,299 --> 00:34:39,133
Hear, hear.
Yes, sir.
906
00:34:39,135 --> 00:34:42,703
Oh, good, you're both here.
I got that information.
907
00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:44,671
I don't know what you're talking about.
Information? What information? I didn't...
908
00:34:44,673 --> 00:34:47,274
I did some digging
and it's all true.
909
00:34:47,276 --> 00:34:51,045
Mount Everest, the orphans.
The vice president of Peru.
910
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:53,680
Henry Dalton is a hero.
911
00:34:53,682 --> 00:34:56,016
He's perfect in every way.
912
00:34:56,018 --> 00:34:57,718
Except in that you two
don't like him.
913
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,086
BOTH:
You went to Frank?
914
00:34:59,088 --> 00:35:00,654
We had a deal!
Yeah, well, you broke the deal!
915
00:35:00,656 --> 00:35:01,889
No, you broke the deal!
No, you broke...
916
00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:03,123
BOTH:
Who broke the deal first?
917
00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:05,792
No, don't answer that!
Don't answer that!
918
00:35:05,794 --> 00:35:07,261
SHELBY:
I know your family hates me
919
00:35:07,263 --> 00:35:08,662
and I live far away.
920
00:35:08,664 --> 00:35:09,863
I know I treated you badly.
921
00:35:09,865 --> 00:35:11,331
I know I'm selfish.
922
00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:14,134
And I wish I could say that I've
changed, but I am trying.
923
00:35:14,136 --> 00:35:15,836
(laughs)
I know I drive you crazy,
924
00:35:15,838 --> 00:35:17,904
and I got a baby
that ain't even yours, but...
925
00:35:17,906 --> 00:35:21,008
I have never loved anybody
926
00:35:21,010 --> 00:35:23,210
like I love you.
927
00:35:23,212 --> 00:35:27,080
Well, you know I-I have never
928
00:35:27,082 --> 00:35:28,982
been able to resist you.
929
00:35:28,984 --> 00:35:30,450
So, does that mean
you're not going to?
930
00:35:30,452 --> 00:35:31,718
We can be a couple?
931
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:32,853
You'll tell Lemon and Magnolia?
932
00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:35,355
Yes.
933
00:35:35,357 --> 00:35:36,890
Damn it. Damn it, yes!
934
00:35:36,892 --> 00:35:38,191
Yes! But-but...
935
00:35:38,193 --> 00:35:40,026
if my mother finds out,
she will never leave town.
936
00:35:40,028 --> 00:35:41,127
So, please, please,
please, please,
937
00:35:41,129 --> 00:35:42,963
can we just keep
this under wraps
938
00:35:42,965 --> 00:35:44,698
for two more days till
she leaves for Europe?
939
00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:46,666
Uh-huh.
Anything for you.
940
00:35:46,668 --> 00:35:48,068
Aw.
941
00:35:49,036 --> 00:35:51,905
(both laughing)
942
00:35:55,543 --> 00:35:58,178
Well, night didn't go
943
00:35:58,180 --> 00:36:00,213
quite like I hoped.
944
00:36:00,215 --> 00:36:03,149
Look, you and everybody
else around here
945
00:36:03,151 --> 00:36:06,152
got to understand that
me and Zoe, we just...
946
00:36:06,154 --> 00:36:07,720
we don't work.
947
00:36:07,722 --> 00:36:10,790
I... I get that you're afraid
of getting hurt.
948
00:36:10,792 --> 00:36:12,959
I get that better than anyone.
949
00:36:12,961 --> 00:36:15,328
After your mother died, I...
950
00:36:15,330 --> 00:36:17,664
I was so afraid of loving,
951
00:36:17,666 --> 00:36:19,799
of feeling again,
952
00:36:19,801 --> 00:36:21,301
I... I hid inside a bottle
953
00:36:21,303 --> 00:36:22,902
for 20 years.
954
00:36:22,904 --> 00:36:24,404
Hiding did nothing for me.
955
00:36:24,406 --> 00:36:25,938
And it'll do nothing for you.
956
00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:27,573
Dad, it...
But I-I'm recovering.
957
00:36:27,575 --> 00:36:30,443
I'm learning to...
958
00:36:30,445 --> 00:36:32,278
live again.
959
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,214
Feel again.
And I'll tell you something.
960
00:36:35,216 --> 00:36:37,950
Even if Mae crushes my heart,
961
00:36:37,952 --> 00:36:39,519
it'll all be worth it.
962
00:36:39,521 --> 00:36:43,055
Take a chance, son.
963
00:36:43,057 --> 00:36:46,726
Don't be like your old man.
964
00:36:48,528 --> 00:36:50,696
(Earl slaps Wade's knee)
965
00:36:58,994 --> 00:37:00,261
ANNABETH:
Hey, Zoe.
966
00:37:00,263 --> 00:37:01,695
How are you?
Oh.
967
00:37:01,697 --> 00:37:03,297
You know. Peachy.
968
00:37:03,299 --> 00:37:05,900
Okay, well, uh,
Cole Maliska has a sore throat.
969
00:37:05,902 --> 00:37:07,234
He's on his way.
970
00:37:07,236 --> 00:37:09,470
The Alberstat twins
both have pinkeye again.
971
00:37:09,472 --> 00:37:11,305
Oh, and, uh,
Lemon's tests came in.
972
00:37:11,307 --> 00:37:13,807
Oh, cool.
Here.
973
00:37:19,147 --> 00:37:21,615
Oh, my God!
974
00:37:21,617 --> 00:37:23,517
Old Man Jackson was getting
his new wheelchair today.
975
00:37:23,519 --> 00:37:24,618
I said I would be there!
976
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:27,020
Can you reschedule
all my patients, A.B.?
977
00:37:27,022 --> 00:37:28,088
Of course!
978
00:37:28,090 --> 00:37:30,324
Thank you.
Yeah.
979
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,228
(humming a tune)
980
00:37:34,230 --> 00:37:36,430
Whoopsies!
981
00:37:39,634 --> 00:37:42,569
Well, butter my biscuit.
982
00:37:42,571 --> 00:37:43,704
TOM:
It's the big day!
983
00:37:43,706 --> 00:37:44,838
The inspector will be here
984
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,173
any minute.
985
00:37:46,175 --> 00:37:48,008
All right, let's run
the drill one more time.
986
00:37:48,010 --> 00:37:50,644
Hey! Hey, Jaysene!
987
00:37:50,646 --> 00:37:52,045
Uh, now that we're done
with our training,
988
00:37:52,047 --> 00:37:54,348
I was wondering
if you wanted to, uh,
989
00:37:54,350 --> 00:37:55,749
go out some time?
990
00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:57,985
I'm sorry, I've met someone else
991
00:37:57,987 --> 00:37:59,252
I'm interested in.
992
00:38:04,726 --> 00:38:06,793
I see.
993
00:38:06,795 --> 00:38:09,863
Hmm. Why don't you take a
little longer there, Lavon?
994
00:38:09,865 --> 00:38:12,399
Not like we have a fire
to put out or anything.
995
00:38:12,401 --> 00:38:13,633
Hey, we had an understanding!
996
00:38:13,635 --> 00:38:15,235
No, we didn't.
997
00:38:15,237 --> 00:38:17,137
I called dibs!
So, what?
998
00:38:17,139 --> 00:38:18,538
Maybe she just wants someone who
999
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:20,640
doesn't need a booster seat
at the dinner table.
1000
00:38:20,642 --> 00:38:22,609
Okay, okay. You know what?
You shut your fat face!
1001
00:38:22,611 --> 00:38:24,444
(both grunting)
1002
00:38:24,446 --> 00:38:26,413
George, Lavon? Help!
1003
00:38:26,415 --> 00:38:28,214
Guys, guys!
Come on, come on, stop!
1004
00:38:28,216 --> 00:38:29,249
Stop it!
1005
00:38:29,251 --> 00:38:30,917
Look, Big Tom's right.
1006
00:38:30,919 --> 00:38:32,752
You-you can't just call
dibs on someone.
1007
00:38:32,754 --> 00:38:33,820
Well, why not?
1008
00:38:33,822 --> 00:38:35,822
Seems to me there was
an agreement here.
1009
00:38:35,824 --> 00:38:37,290
And agreements amongst friends
1010
00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:38,825
should stand for something!
1011
00:38:38,827 --> 00:38:40,393
Oh, now you're an expert
on friendship?
1012
00:38:40,395 --> 00:38:42,128
Oh, I am so sick
of you and your high horse!
1013
00:38:42,130 --> 00:38:44,230
Well, likewise!
1014
00:38:44,232 --> 00:38:46,699
(all clamoring)
1015
00:38:46,701 --> 00:38:48,401
No, no! Oh, God! Uh...
1016
00:38:48,403 --> 00:38:50,903
(all yelling over each other)
1017
00:38:52,439 --> 00:38:53,273
(dog barks)
1018
00:38:53,275 --> 00:38:55,475
(all yelling)
1019
00:38:59,580 --> 00:39:01,247
I guess you're
the fire inspector?
1020
00:39:01,249 --> 00:39:04,250
Yeah, I take it we're not
getting our department?
1021
00:39:04,252 --> 00:39:08,154
Try again next year, Mr. Long.
1022
00:39:08,156 --> 00:39:11,057
Shut it down!
Shut it down!
1023
00:39:11,059 --> 00:39:12,625
Oh.
1024
00:39:12,627 --> 00:39:14,894
She called me Mr. Long.
1025
00:39:14,896 --> 00:39:17,563
(dog whimpers)
1026
00:39:19,967 --> 00:39:21,934
Hey, Jaysene!
Hey.
1027
00:39:21,936 --> 00:39:23,936
How's the fire training going?
1028
00:39:23,938 --> 00:39:25,404
Not well.
1029
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,340
Uh, which means I won't be
staying in town much longer.
1030
00:39:27,342 --> 00:39:31,110
But I wanted to ask,
would you maybe want
1031
00:39:31,112 --> 00:39:32,912
to get dinner with me sometime?
1032
00:39:32,914 --> 00:39:35,147
Um...
1033
00:39:35,149 --> 00:39:37,483
like a date?
1034
00:39:37,485 --> 00:39:39,351
Exactly like that.
1035
00:39:39,353 --> 00:39:42,288
I'd love to!
1036
00:39:42,290 --> 00:39:44,156
Great.
1037
00:39:44,158 --> 00:39:46,592
(quiet laugh)
1038
00:39:48,195 --> 00:39:50,930
(knocking)
1039
00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:58,571
What are you doing here?
1040
00:39:58,573 --> 00:40:00,673
Uh, well...
1041
00:40:00,675 --> 00:40:03,475
I thought maybe
we could go to dinner.
1042
00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:06,545
Is this a joke?
1043
00:40:06,547 --> 00:40:08,480
No.
1044
00:40:10,016 --> 00:40:13,252
I-I'm sorry I waited so long.
1045
00:40:13,254 --> 00:40:15,821
But you were right.
1046
00:40:15,823 --> 00:40:17,389
I love you, Zoe.
1047
00:40:17,391 --> 00:40:20,359
And...
1048
00:40:20,361 --> 00:40:23,162
I want to give this a try.
1049
00:40:23,164 --> 00:40:24,563
(quiet laugh)
1050
00:40:27,867 --> 00:40:29,935
No.
1051
00:40:31,437 --> 00:40:34,940
You were right.
1052
00:40:34,942 --> 00:40:37,009
This is never gonna work out.
1053
00:40:37,011 --> 00:40:39,010
I-I'm sorry, Wade, but...
1054
00:40:39,012 --> 00:40:41,213
it's just too late.
1055
00:40:51,224 --> 00:40:53,558
I know you don't think
I know what I know.
1056
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,659
But I do know.
1057
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:57,429
Here is a care package for you.
1058
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:02,100
Ice cream, pickles...
prenatal vitamins!
1059
00:41:02,102 --> 00:41:03,969
What on Earth is this?
1060
00:41:03,971 --> 00:41:05,437
Congratulations!
1061
00:41:05,439 --> 00:41:07,839
What? I'm not pregnant!
1062
00:41:07,841 --> 00:41:09,407
I have a virus!
1063
00:41:09,409 --> 00:41:11,376
Yes, you are.
1064
00:41:11,378 --> 00:41:12,911
I saw your test results.
1065
00:41:12,913 --> 00:41:15,747
Uh, I promise you I am not.
1066
00:41:15,749 --> 00:41:18,416
Henry and I haven't
even had sex yet, okay?
1067
00:41:18,418 --> 00:41:20,952
What? Why?
1068
00:41:20,954 --> 00:41:22,153
Oh, God.
1069
00:41:22,155 --> 00:41:24,122
It's all a ruse, okay?
1070
00:41:24,124 --> 00:41:26,691
We're just pretending
to be a couple, all right?
1071
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,294
To-to-to placate
our demanding grandmothers.
1072
00:41:29,296 --> 00:41:31,796
Because, as you know,
I need the money for Fancie's.
1073
00:41:31,798 --> 00:41:34,132
And-and he's got
his own troubles, so...
1074
00:41:34,134 --> 00:41:36,200
Well, I can't say I'm surprised.
1075
00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:38,403
You do love
your fake relationships.
1076
00:41:38,405 --> 00:41:40,104
But I am confused.
1077
00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:42,340
There's no such thing
as a false positive
1078
00:41:42,342 --> 00:41:44,242
on a pregnancy test.
1079
00:41:44,244 --> 00:41:47,311
Well, I assure you
that test is not mine.
1080
00:41:47,313 --> 00:41:50,314
Well, then whose is it?
1081
00:41:51,650 --> 00:41:54,452
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1082
00:41:58,481 --> 00:42:08,721
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