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See, what did I tell you?

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Best spanakopita in the world!

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Is that an Italian accent?

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I was going for Greek.

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Aah! Look at that spinach!

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She looks like a vandalized subway poster.

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I love it when he just looks at me.

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Should I tell her? I don't
want to embarrass her.

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Maybe I'll just hint at it.

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What's he doing?

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Just kiss him and make it stop.

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Why is she coming closer?

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Spinach mouth! What?

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You have something in your teeth.

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- You do.
- Oh, my God, why didn't you tell me?!

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I was going to. I just...

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Better?

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Yeah.

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Sync and corrections by kategreen/awaqeded
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Want the last bite?

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No, not if you do.

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Choosing to ignore that hint.

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No way she missed that hint.

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Karma! Don't laugh.

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No! I love this shirt!

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Well, hurry. Take it off.
I'll wash it out for you.

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How many times have you used that move?

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100 times!

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Just grab any t-shirt you
can find in the drawer, okay?

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Oh, but not my fatboy slim one!

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That's a collector's item.

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Also, not the modest mouse shirt!

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That's a special edition, too!

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Got it.

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Geez, he's like "The
Great Gatsby" of t-shirts.

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Whoa, you know what this is, Dana?

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This is a big none of your business.

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Stop snooping.

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Except, I mean, this is
probably a present for me,

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so future Dana technically
already owns this,

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and she wouldn't mind if I take a peek.

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Would you, future Dana?

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No, I wouldn't.

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Wait, am I a robot in the future?

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Aww, what a pretty ring!

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It's an engagement ring! Aah!

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Hey, uh, also, not the Everlast shirt.

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Oh, and "Bublé... live
at the Hollywood bowl,"

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that's not mine.

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This one... I like... This one.

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Oh, you like the Pixies?

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I love them... Pixies.

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No idea who the Pixies are.

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Just hug him so he can't see

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that you're about to stress-vomit.

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Oh.

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Guess what band

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just made the sexy-time playlist?

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So, I checked it out again this morning...

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while Peter was in the shower.

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You're a snooper!

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I am not a snooper!

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I just happened upon it... twice.

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Okay, first of all, let's
just calm down, okay,

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and remind ourselves at how awesome I am

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at bringing people together...

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three months from hello to "I do"!

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Okay, we're gonna go
back to me for a second.

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I can't say "yes" 'cause
it's too soon, right?

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Is it? I mean, I don't know.

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Am I really gonna say "no" to
two proposals in six months.

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W-wait, wait, what? Colin proposed to you?

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Have I not mentioned that?

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How dare you? We share everything.

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We even share eyeliner, and the label

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is very specific about
that being a terrible idea.

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Does Peter know about this?

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It's probably something I
should tell him, isn't it?

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Wouldn't you want to know

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if he proposed to his last girlfriend,

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especially if he's proposing to you?

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I thought I had more time!

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Well, Peter hasn't proposed,

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so maybe just find a
space and slip it in there.

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Of course... just because
he has the ring doesn't mean

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that he's gonna propose
anytime soon, right?

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And, honestly, it could be, like,

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a ring-shaped air freshener.

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Okay, breathe it out.

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Really gets you up.

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Really gets you excited.

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Okay. All right, mimosas!

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Did you get this e-mail about
Jan's skydiving accident?

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Is she okay?

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She's gonna be out a couple weeks,

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but I think she's fine,

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though the cow broke her leg.

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That's really mean, man.

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No, no, she landed on a cow.

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Jan has the most fascinating life.

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What's up?

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Well, our receptionist is out,

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so that means dad is
gonna be completely lost.

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Yeah, he hasn't done any thinking

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on his own in a few years.

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He just lets Jan do everything.

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"Where's my computer?!

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"Do I still have my wisdom teeth?

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Do I like Capri pants?"

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Jan sounds handy.

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Do I like Capri pants?

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No, you don't.

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Do you hear that?

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Wow. Amy, you should come work for us.

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I mean, if you think it would help.

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It might be fun.

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Would it? Mm.

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You really shouldn't do this to David.

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I think it's a great idea. Let's do this.

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You're hired.

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Yay!

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Yay!

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Hey, I want to show you
something pretty romantic.

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W-wait, this is happening now?

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I haven't told him about Colin's proposal.

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I need a diversion!

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Maybe pretend I'm scared of squirrels.

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Or I just got my period.

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Forget it. Just run.

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Wait, why am I sitting?

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Stupid legs.

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Read that.

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"Ina and Fritz...

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Cooper were here, deeply in love."

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This is my grandparents' bench.

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They're probably the most
romantic couple I've ever known.

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Peter...

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♪ From the first time
I saw you, I knew ♪

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♪ That I'd buy a ring with you ♪

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Oh, my God, this is one of
those flash-mob proposals.

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It's so sweet but too soon.

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It's way too soon!

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Whoa!

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Oh! There's more.

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There's a lot!

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How do they multiply?

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He's a park ranger.

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No, Peter, Peter!

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No... maybe... I mean, is...

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is that something that people say?

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Maybe... is that even an okay answer?

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I... look, I was proposed to before,

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and I haven't told you 'cause
I thought my window closed.

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And so I'm telling you now,

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- but I didn't expect this whole thing
to happen before... - Dana? Dana? Dana?

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Oops.

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That was awkward.

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Well, which part... the
part where you thought

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I was proposing or the
part where you said "maybe"?

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Look, I wasn't snooping.

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I went to find a shirt,
and I found this box,

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and I thought it was for me,

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so I opened it, and I
found the engagement ring.

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Sounds like snooping.

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That was my grandmother's ring.

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She gave it to me years ago...

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For someday.

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O-oh, wow.

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Oh, that makes a lot more sense.

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Yeah. All right, glad that's over with.

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Yeah, but before that,

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you had said something
about another proposal.

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Seems like that might
be worth a follow-up.

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Did I? Does it?

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Damn it.

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Pretty sure. So, when did this happen?

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It happened, like, a long six months ago.

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Wait, this is the last guy

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you were with... the professor guy?

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Mm, yeah, Colin.

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How did he take you saying "no"?

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I'm assuming you said
"no." Are you married?

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I said "no."

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No, of course he wasn't thrilled.

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But he got over it. We
even joke about it now.

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Wait, you s... you still talk?

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I'm friends with all my exes.

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All three of them.

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Look, all I'm saying is that being friends

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with your exes, it's
like a complete fantasy.

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You can't do that 'cause, inevitably,

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somebody only wants to be friends

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'cause they're hoping
you'll get back together.

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Maybe it's different for you,

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but you've never been in...
in long-term relationships.

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That is not true.

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Val and I went out for 10 months,

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and that's not including February,

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so those were full months.

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Impressive.

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And you never once saw
her after you broke up?

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Uh, I saw her once, but, luckily,

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I got out of there before she saw me.

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That's crazy!

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Like, you guys don't have to
be best friends or anything,

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but, I mean, haven't you ever
wondered what she's doing?

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I guess I think it's...

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The mature thing to be able to be friends

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with someone you've been
in a relationship with.

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I think there's something to be said

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about being able to move on,

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but, you know, why are
we talking about this?

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Hey, look, ducks!

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I love ducks.

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They're so serene on top,

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and they're all crazy underneath.

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Stupid grandma ring!

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Oh, sorry, geep-GOP. I miss you.

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Good morning, Mr. Cooper!

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Amy, please... we're family.

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I see nothing wrong with showing
respect for your authority.

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Now that you mention it, neither do I.

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Hmm, handcrafted artisanal latte

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made by yours truly.

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Wow!

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Is... is this a unicorn in the foam?

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Running through a cityscape.
I didn't have much time.

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Oh. Here you go.

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What's this for? That sneeze.

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I'm not...

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I've also taken the liberty
of moving your schedule around.

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You're now free on Thursdays for golf.

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You're making me wish that
cow didn't break Jan's fall.

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Oh, stop it!

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David!

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David. David!

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- Honey.
- Huh? Yes, dear?

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I was looking through your old accounts,

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and it feels like you miss

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a ton of opportunities for a follow-up.

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Oh! Look at you!

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And it's just your first day!

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Don't wear your jacket like this.

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Wear the lapels out, and you
want to put down your shirt...

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What did David do to piss you off?

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Ah, nothing, but, you
know, next time he does,

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I'll have already exacted my vengeance.

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Efficient.

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Peter said that when an
ex wants to stay friends,

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he actually just wants
to get back together.

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That is crazy, right?

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Crazy accurate.

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No, no.

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Look, I just got an e-mail from Colin

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and it's perfectly friendly.

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"Dearest Dana..."

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Wow!

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I said two words.

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Well, did you call your
cab driver today "dearest"?

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"...would love to hear your thoughts

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on my new journal article."

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Love... uh-huh. Keep going.

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"Please be honest, as I know you will."

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Okay, well, how did he sign it?

265
00:09:23,051 --> 00:09:24,918
Says "love," doesn't it?

266
00:09:24,919 --> 00:09:25,919
Oh!

267
00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,988
Two loves, one letter.

268
00:09:27,989 --> 00:09:29,857
I'm not still into him, so...

269
00:09:29,858 --> 00:09:31,825
Okay, well, we'll
examine the letters later.

270
00:09:31,826 --> 00:09:33,460
But for now, think about Peter.

271
00:09:33,461 --> 00:09:36,129
How would you feel if he were
reviewing journal articles

272
00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:38,131
by someone who proposed to him?

273
00:09:38,132 --> 00:09:41,135
Many parts of that seem unlikely.

274
00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:45,540
Yeah, I'll shut it down.

275
00:09:46,715 --> 00:09:48,167
Do you need help writing the letter?

276
00:09:48,168 --> 00:09:49,343
Nope.

277
00:09:51,346 --> 00:09:53,847
"Hey, Colin..." That's it.
I'm coming up. You need me.

278
00:09:53,848 --> 00:09:55,315
I didn't... no!

279
00:09:57,252 --> 00:09:58,952
Peter Cooper.

280
00:09:58,953 --> 00:09:59,953
Val.

281
00:09:59,954 --> 00:10:02,256
Good to see you. Mm, is it?

282
00:10:02,257 --> 00:10:04,324
'Cause last time I saw
you, you trampled a waitress

283
00:10:04,325 --> 00:10:06,293
trying to get out of a
bar before I spotted you.

284
00:10:06,294 --> 00:10:08,295
Was that you?

285
00:10:08,296 --> 00:10:10,130
Ah, ha. No.

286
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,765
Yeah. Yeah.

287
00:10:11,766 --> 00:10:13,767
Ah, the smile.

288
00:10:13,768 --> 00:10:16,536
Um, look, before you go
any further... uh-huh.

289
00:10:16,537 --> 00:10:18,906
I'm married, and, yes, it's real,

290
00:10:18,907 --> 00:10:20,507
and, yes, he's rich, so...

291
00:10:20,508 --> 00:10:23,510
That is not why I wanted to
get together today at all.

292
00:10:23,511 --> 00:10:24,811
I'm in a relationship myself.

293
00:10:24,812 --> 00:10:26,880
Yeah. Okay.

294
00:10:26,881 --> 00:10:29,349
And my girlfriend and I
were talking about our exes,

295
00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:33,053
and she thought it was weird
that I never talked to you,

296
00:10:33,054 --> 00:10:35,522
so I wanted to say I'm sorry

297
00:10:35,523 --> 00:10:37,357
for cutting things off the way I did.

298
00:10:37,358 --> 00:10:39,993
You know, I should have just
been a mature adult about it,

299
00:10:39,994 --> 00:10:42,296
and if we can find her,

300
00:10:42,297 --> 00:10:43,964
I should probably apologize
to that waitress, too.

301
00:10:43,965 --> 00:10:46,133
I don't know who this new girlfriend is,

302
00:10:46,134 --> 00:10:48,936
but she's doing a really good
job of whipping you into shape.

303
00:10:48,937 --> 00:10:50,337
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

304
00:10:50,338 --> 00:10:51,972
All right, so, tell me about her.

305
00:10:51,973 --> 00:10:53,807
Um, her name's Dana... okay.

306
00:10:53,808 --> 00:10:55,409
And we went on a blind date.

307
00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:57,244
Uh, Amy and David set us up together.

308
00:10:57,245 --> 00:10:58,845
Aw. Tell me about you. You're married.

309
00:10:58,846 --> 00:11:00,781
Is it too late to say congratulations? No.

310
00:11:00,782 --> 00:11:02,416
Wow, Dana was right. Look at us.

311
00:11:02,417 --> 00:11:04,952
We are two adults in separate relationships

312
00:11:04,953 --> 00:11:07,254
- having a mature conversation.
- Thank you!

313
00:11:07,255 --> 00:11:08,922
This must be what grown-ups feel like.

314
00:11:08,923 --> 00:11:10,390
Ooh, they have Mac and cheese!

315
00:11:10,391 --> 00:11:12,526
Don't see him as much as I'd like.

316
00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:15,429
To Amy!

317
00:11:15,430 --> 00:11:16,797
Saude!

318
00:11:17,799 --> 00:11:19,266
Hey. What's going on?

319
00:11:19,267 --> 00:11:20,267
Amy here just landed

320
00:11:20,268 --> 00:11:22,002
the tri-state Brazilian soccer league.

321
00:11:22,003 --> 00:11:23,837
I've been chasing that account for months.

322
00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:25,806
I know! Isn't it great?!

323
00:11:25,807 --> 00:11:27,416
She reeled them in with her Portuguese,

324
00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:29,613
which I have just learned
is the language of Brazil,

325
00:11:29,614 --> 00:11:31,778
and her miles of charm.

326
00:11:31,779 --> 00:11:32,913
For the team!

327
00:11:32,914 --> 00:11:34,815
Vai lรก timao!

328
00:11:34,816 --> 00:11:36,116
That sounds so exotic.

329
00:11:36,117 --> 00:11:37,912
- You have to tell me what it means.
- "For the team"!

330
00:11:37,913 --> 00:11:40,854
Clearly, it means "for the team," so...

331
00:11:40,855 --> 00:11:42,189
You should learn Portuguese.

332
00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:44,024
You... you could have gotten this account.

333
00:11:44,025 --> 00:11:46,927
Good point, dad. That's a very good point.

334
00:11:48,763 --> 00:11:50,797
David, hey. How you doing?

335
00:11:50,798 --> 00:11:51,932
Well, actually... good to hear.

336
00:11:51,933 --> 00:11:54,434
Anywho, I've been thinking, you're right.

337
00:11:54,435 --> 00:11:58,105
It's not fair that Amy's
here. I should support you.

338
00:11:58,106 --> 00:12:00,107
You're my brother, and
you mean the world to me.

339
00:12:00,108 --> 00:12:01,375
Okay, what did she do to you?

340
00:12:01,376 --> 00:12:03,176
She stole my account and my father's love.

341
00:12:03,177 --> 00:12:05,012
So, what do you say we get rid of her?

342
00:12:05,013 --> 00:12:06,780
Sibling powers, activate.

343
00:12:08,149 --> 00:12:10,284
Let's go.

344
00:12:12,954 --> 00:12:14,287
- Hey!
- Hi!

345
00:12:14,288 --> 00:12:16,423
Hi. Mwah!

346
00:12:16,424 --> 00:12:17,791
Well, I have a surprise for you.

347
00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:19,760
Oh, I have two surprises for you.

348
00:12:19,761 --> 00:12:23,097
Number one... "Indie Cindy" on vinyl.

349
00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:26,833
- It's the Pixies.
- Of course!

350
00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:28,301
- Yay!
- Yeah.

351
00:12:28,302 --> 00:12:30,337
Now I just need to buy a record player.

352
00:12:30,338 --> 00:12:33,006
And second... you were right.

353
00:12:33,007 --> 00:12:35,509
No surprise. About what?

354
00:12:35,510 --> 00:12:38,412
Uh, about being friends with our exes.

355
00:12:39,095 --> 00:12:40,113
I was?

356
00:12:40,114 --> 00:12:41,822
I wanted to see things
from your point of view,

357
00:12:41,823 --> 00:12:43,450
so I took Valerie out for some coffee.

358
00:12:43,451 --> 00:12:44,918
You did what, now?

359
00:12:44,919 --> 00:12:48,822
And we had a very adult,
completely boring conversation.

360
00:12:48,823 --> 00:12:50,991
I wasted an hour of my life
that I will never get back.

361
00:12:50,992 --> 00:12:53,994
And the world didn't come to an end.

362
00:12:53,995 --> 00:12:58,028
That was a very adult thing for you to do.

363
00:12:58,142 --> 00:12:58,765
Thank you.

364
00:12:58,766 --> 00:13:00,801
And you've earned some very adult time.

365
00:13:00,802 --> 00:13:03,037
Oh, thank you.

366
00:13:04,772 --> 00:13:06,807
Did you go jogging?

367
00:13:06,808 --> 00:13:09,109
Soccer moms jog.

368
00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:10,444
I ran.

369
00:13:10,445 --> 00:13:12,179
Can you shower?

370
00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:15,182
Fine.

371
00:13:15,183 --> 00:13:17,517
But, hey, we still get adult time later.

372
00:13:17,518 --> 00:13:19,020
Yes, we do.

373
00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:24,825
Hey, Peter, your...

374
00:13:24,826 --> 00:13:26,927
Okay, two problems.

375
00:13:26,928 --> 00:13:29,796
One... I am totally a snooper.

376
00:13:29,797 --> 00:13:32,199
Two... someone just texted
their boobs to Peter.

377
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,069
Oh, whatever. They're not that great.

378
00:13:37,238 --> 00:13:38,973
Damn it.

379
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,279
It'll never work... never.

380
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,149
Hey, dad!

381
00:13:55,423 --> 00:13:57,824
Hey, sweetie.

382
00:13:57,825 --> 00:13:59,860
Hey, do you have a second?

383
00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:01,928
Yeah, my husband's just
plotting against me.

384
00:14:01,929 --> 00:14:02,929
What's up with you?

385
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:05,832
One of Peter's exes texted
him boobs last night.

386
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,134
Just out of the blue?

387
00:14:07,135 --> 00:14:08,368
No.

388
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,903
I told him it would be an awesome idea

389
00:14:09,904 --> 00:14:10,871
to reconnect with his exes

390
00:14:10,872 --> 00:14:12,839
because, apparently, I'm an idiot.

391
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,141
Well, how do they look?

392
00:14:14,142 --> 00:14:16,243
Nobody texts an ugly boob, Amy.

393
00:14:16,244 --> 00:14:17,410
Look, he showed it to you,

394
00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:18,945
so you know he's not hiding anything.

395
00:14:18,946 --> 00:14:22,082
Well, he didn't exactly
show it to me as much as,

396
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,850
see, he left his phone
on the kitchen counter,

397
00:14:23,851 --> 00:14:25,018
and if I tell him that I saw it,

398
00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:26,453
he's really going to think I'm a snooper.

399
00:14:26,454 --> 00:14:27,888
You are a snooper.

400
00:14:27,889 --> 00:14:29,509
In the last 48 hours,

401
00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:31,948
you have found a pair of
boobs and an engagement ring,

402
00:14:31,949 --> 00:14:33,490
neither of which belong to you!

403
00:14:33,491 --> 00:14:34,995
I know. I am a parade of regrets.

404
00:14:34,996 --> 00:14:36,329
What do I do?

405
00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,808
Okay, well, if he doesn't tell you,

406
00:14:37,809 --> 00:14:39,602
that means he's guilty and
he's got something to hide,

407
00:14:39,603 --> 00:14:41,894
or maybe he's just embarrassed
and doesn't want to bring it up.

408
00:14:41,895 --> 00:14:42,820
But if you bring it up,

409
00:14:42,821 --> 00:14:44,369
then he's gonna think you don't trust him.

410
00:14:44,370 --> 00:14:46,296
And maybe if he doesn't
bring it up, you should have?

411
00:14:46,297 --> 00:14:47,507
That was not advice.

412
00:14:47,508 --> 00:14:48,775
That was a list of horrible things

413
00:14:48,776 --> 00:14:50,043
that are gonna happen to me.

414
00:14:50,044 --> 00:14:53,080
Well, not every problem
has a solution, Dana, okay?

415
00:14:54,148 --> 00:14:56,883
This is a very serious accusation.

416
00:14:56,884 --> 00:14:58,185
I'm sure she didn't do it on purpose,

417
00:14:58,186 --> 00:14:59,286
but you know Amy.

418
00:14:59,287 --> 00:15:01,888
She wanted everything
so clean and organized.

419
00:15:01,889 --> 00:15:04,157
Some invoices didn't fit into her plan,

420
00:15:04,158 --> 00:15:05,492
so she just threw them out.

421
00:15:05,493 --> 00:15:08,095
She could have cost us some serious cash.

422
00:15:09,134 --> 00:15:09,996
Right, David?

423
00:15:09,997 --> 00:15:12,500
This is the first I'm
hearing of any of this.

424
00:15:14,535 --> 00:15:15,835
Are you sure, David?

425
00:15:15,836 --> 00:15:17,304
Yeah.

426
00:15:17,305 --> 00:15:21,141
Huh. Well, I guess I'm
wrong, and Amy should stay...

427
00:15:21,142 --> 00:15:22,342
forever.

428
00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:25,212
No, no, she's right. That's what happened.

429
00:15:25,213 --> 00:15:27,914
I was just trying to protect my wife.

430
00:15:27,915 --> 00:15:29,849
And as much as I love Amy and...

431
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:32,018
The excellent job she's doing here,

432
00:15:32,019 --> 00:15:35,322
I... guess I-I do kind of...

433
00:15:35,323 --> 00:15:37,824
Sort of maybe have to side with you.

434
00:15:37,825 --> 00:15:40,227
Wow, a lot of conviction there, pops.

435
00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:43,063
No, it's fine. She has to go.

436
00:15:43,064 --> 00:15:44,064
Uh...

437
00:15:44,065 --> 00:15:45,966
Tough but fair as always, dad.

438
00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:47,934
Let me know after you fire her, David.

439
00:15:47,935 --> 00:15:49,469
- What's that?
- Oh.

440
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,871
Ooh, is that one of Amy's lattes? You mind?

441
00:15:51,872 --> 00:15:53,340
Uh, uh, well, yeah, I was gonna...

442
00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:54,474
Forget it.

443
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:57,511
Mmm, good luck.

444
00:16:01,215 --> 00:16:02,549
Uh...

445
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,185
David!

446
00:16:05,086 --> 00:16:05,919
What? What's up?

447
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,120
Look what I got.

448
00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:09,089
Oh, Val!

449
00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:11,024
It's been a long time. Yeah.

450
00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:12,859
No, wait, how can you tell?

451
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:15,862
Well, there's a reason
"Val's gal pals" is a phrase.

452
00:16:15,863 --> 00:16:17,364
Well, it came in last night.

453
00:16:17,365 --> 00:16:19,199
I didn't notice it until just now.

454
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,801
That's what I get for
trying to do the right thing.

455
00:16:21,802 --> 00:16:22,936
You did the right thing,

456
00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:24,404
and you were rewarded with boobs.

457
00:16:24,405 --> 00:16:26,840
This is exactly how the
universe should operate always.

458
00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:28,308
No, this is not a reward.

459
00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:29,843
This is... this is a nightmare.

460
00:16:29,844 --> 00:16:31,811
Dana was over last night.
She probably saw it.

461
00:16:31,812 --> 00:16:32,812
Probably?

462
00:16:32,813 --> 00:16:35,048
For sure she looked! We all look.

463
00:16:35,049 --> 00:16:37,217
How am I supposed to play
this, man? Do I delete it?

464
00:16:37,218 --> 00:16:39,919
Because if she saw it
and I don't say anything,

465
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,788
it looks like I'm covering it up.

466
00:16:41,789 --> 00:16:42,756
Hmm.

467
00:16:42,757 --> 00:16:44,424
David! Hmm?

468
00:16:44,425 --> 00:16:45,759
Stop looking at the boobs and talk to me.

469
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:46,793
Yeah, sorry.

470
00:16:46,794 --> 00:16:48,962
Hey. Hey.

471
00:16:48,963 --> 00:16:50,930
Oh, you're back in touch with Val?

472
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,165
How... ooh.

473
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,533
Forget about that. Did you fire Amy yet?

474
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,068
David, I couldn't do it.

475
00:16:55,069 --> 00:16:56,403
I gave her part of my salary

476
00:16:56,404 --> 00:16:58,238
and like a thousand vacation days.

477
00:16:58,239 --> 00:17:00,374
Now she wants to see
both of us in her office.

478
00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:02,842
Oh, previously known as your office.

479
00:17:02,843 --> 00:17:04,345
Oh, come on!

480
00:17:06,047 --> 00:17:09,549
- Well, you're doing a great job.
- So good.

481
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,186
Just... I'm very impressed.

482
00:17:13,854 --> 00:17:15,822
I know you guys want me gone.

483
00:17:15,823 --> 00:17:16,990
Uh... what...

484
00:17:16,991 --> 00:17:18,958
That's... what are you...

485
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,126
...Are you talking about?

486
00:17:20,127 --> 00:17:23,163
Uh, do you know know, or are you guessing?

487
00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:25,832
You just gave it away if
she didn't really know.

488
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:26,966
You just gave it away!

489
00:17:26,967 --> 00:17:28,835
No, I can't give it away
after you give it away!

490
00:17:28,836 --> 00:17:30,537
Yes, you can! That's exactly what you...

491
00:17:30,538 --> 00:17:33,006
Guys, guys, guys! You both cracked.

492
00:17:33,007 --> 00:17:35,241
Now, tell me why.

493
00:17:35,242 --> 00:17:37,544
We're not as good at anything...

494
00:17:37,545 --> 00:17:39,245
As you are at everything,

495
00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:41,414
and just having you in the office

496
00:17:41,415 --> 00:17:44,217
in front of everyone
else makes that obvious.

497
00:17:44,218 --> 00:17:46,920
Chloe, do you feel the same way?

498
00:17:46,921 --> 00:17:47,854
Actually not.

499
00:17:47,855 --> 00:17:49,889
A moment passes...

500
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,825
Where I don't feel that way.

501
00:17:51,826 --> 00:17:54,794
How about I spend the rest of the day

502
00:17:54,795 --> 00:17:59,466
teaching you guys everything,
and then I will go?

503
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,368
Really.

504
00:18:01,369 --> 00:18:03,403
Thank you, honey.

505
00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:05,772
Now, let's start at the frother, shall we?

506
00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:06,906
- Whoo!
- To the frother!

507
00:18:08,909 --> 00:18:11,778
- Wait, do we really want to do this?
- No!

508
00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:13,513
We just smile and nod,
refuse to learn anything.

509
00:18:13,514 --> 00:18:15,081
And before you know it, it'll be over.

510
00:18:15,082 --> 00:18:16,916
Okay. It's just like school!

511
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,620
Dad spent so much money on tuition.

512
00:18:30,998 --> 00:18:32,866
This is good.

513
00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:34,401
Food is good.

514
00:18:35,249 --> 00:18:36,936
Food is... the best.

515
00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:45,879
I got boob-texted by Val!

516
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,013
I know! I snooped, and I saw it!

517
00:18:47,014 --> 00:18:48,348
- I thought you might have!
- I didn't mean to.

518
00:18:48,349 --> 00:18:49,816
You were in the shower, and there it was,

519
00:18:49,817 --> 00:18:51,818
and then these boobs came
up, and they weren't mine!

520
00:18:51,819 --> 00:18:52,919
No, I erased 'em, I erased 'em!

521
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,921
I should have never pushed
you to be friends with your ex.

522
00:18:54,922 --> 00:18:56,122
No more exes.

523
00:18:56,123 --> 00:18:58,191
And I don't want to be a
snooper. That's not who I am.

524
00:18:58,192 --> 00:18:59,926
Let's just put this whole thing behind us.

525
00:18:59,927 --> 00:19:01,961
I would love that so much.

526
00:19:01,962 --> 00:19:03,497
Okay.

527
00:19:04,865 --> 00:19:08,435
Popcorn for the movie?

528
00:19:08,436 --> 00:19:11,372
Yes, yes! Yes? Okay, deal!

529
00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:13,961
I also...

530
00:19:13,962 --> 00:19:15,475
I have to come clean about one more thing.

531
00:19:15,476 --> 00:19:18,311
- What's that?
- I know nothing of the Pixies.

532
00:19:18,312 --> 00:19:20,980
What... this whole time?!

533
00:19:20,981 --> 00:19:22,315
Whole time.

534
00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:25,452
Well, no better time than now to start.

535
00:19:29,857 --> 00:19:31,791
Yeah, I'm gonna go get rid of them.

536
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:34,093
Okay.

537
00:19:37,097 --> 00:19:38,832
Can I help you?

538
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:40,400
Is Dana here?

539
00:19:40,401 --> 00:19:42,435
Peter, who is it?

540
00:19:42,436 --> 00:19:45,472
Oh, my God.

541
00:19:45,473 --> 00:19:48,141
Ah, there she is!

542
00:19:48,142 --> 00:19:53,559
A sight, a sight, fair
bright yet small as rain.

543
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,314
Mm!

544
00:19:54,315 --> 00:19:57,150
Um, Peter, this is Colin.

545
00:19:57,151 --> 00:19:58,918
Colin, this is Peter.

546
00:19:58,919 --> 00:20:02,122
Nice to meet you.

547
00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:03,890
Thank you.

548
00:20:03,891 --> 00:20:05,925
Did he just say "thank you"?!

549
00:20:05,926 --> 00:20:08,094
What are you doing in New York?

550
00:20:08,095 --> 00:20:09,529
Well, I-I was here for a lecture.

551
00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:10,763
But then I got your e-mail,

552
00:20:10,764 --> 00:20:13,266
and I... I wanted to make
sure everything was okay.

553
00:20:14,435 --> 00:20:17,403
- Is something burning?
- Oh, my popcorn!

554
00:20:17,404 --> 00:20:19,138
The popcorn button... it locks!

555
00:20:19,139 --> 00:20:21,808
You got to hit "hot dog" twice!

556
00:20:21,809 --> 00:20:24,444
Solid microwave
knowledge... still hate him.

557
00:20:24,445 --> 00:20:26,913
I'm Dana's boyfriend.

558
00:20:26,914 --> 00:20:30,050
Wonderful. I'm the love of her life.

559
00:20:30,885 --> 00:20:33,019
I'm just kidding.

560
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,388
Am I?

561
00:20:35,113 --> 00:20:36,856
Dana, you need anything?

562
00:20:45,499 --> 00:20:47,968
And that's a vagina.

563
00:20:52,172 --> 00:20:54,807
We don't even do employee of the month.

564
00:20:54,808 --> 00:20:55,875
Were you paying attention

565
00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:57,443
when she showed us how to use this thing?

566
00:20:57,444 --> 00:20:58,545
Well, just stick it under there.

567
00:20:58,546 --> 00:21:00,980
And I'll press the button.
Dad wants a stupid latte.

568
00:21:00,981 --> 00:21:03,149
Fine. Just press a button.

569
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,851
All right. Press all the buttons.

570
00:21:04,852 --> 00:21:06,486
I am. All of them.

571
00:21:06,487 --> 00:21:08,855
- Is it even on?
- Turn it harder.

572
00:21:08,856 --> 00:21:10,890
Aah, aah! Turn it off,
turn it off, turn it off!

573
00:21:10,891 --> 00:21:13,293
- Turning it off, turning it off!
- Turn it off, turn it off!

574
00:21:13,294 --> 00:21:14,894
Aah!

575
00:21:14,895 --> 00:21:16,829
Still better than having Amy here.

576
00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:19,433
- Oh, yeah, 100%.
- Yeah.

577
00:21:19,526 --> 00:21:23,793
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