The meal was great.
- Yeah, thank you guys. - And the wine!
- Uh huh. - You shouldn't have.
For $6 dollars a bottle!
- Cheers to that. - Really.
So Abby, did I tell you that Kelly here is on our company softball team now?
- Charlie! Wh... - We already got a nickname for her, it's great.
We call her the Back Stop.
- Really? - Yeah!
- Why? - Because no balls get past you.
(Abby voice-over) "Sara's brother, Charlie,
used to take us to these frat parties in college.
"Maybe he was hoping she would meet some straight guy.
But that didn't work out.
Then he took us to what he called
"that alternative Lady Bar".
He's still a crappy match-maker."
Which position do you really play?
Uh... I'm flexible
Yikes.
Sorry I'm sorry.
Uh... Seriously though,
Kelly is a life-saver at work. She really keeps me sane.
It's funny though because at first
- I didn't get along with you, you remember? - Oh yeah!
But then they sent us to Hawaii for this stupid conference.
It was perfect!
Yeah it was great. It was like summer there.
- And January here. - Ugh.
Umm, and I used to think Kelly was kind of a kiss-ass back then but then, so...
He snuck out of a lecture to go drink on the beach.
Yeah, she found me passed out at like 5 o'clock.
God, I brought him coffee and Gatorade, and...
Coffee with Gatorade IN it?
Uh, no Laura. Not IN it.
Two. Separate...
I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.
You should go then.
She will.
Want to help me with the dessert?
Okay.
Fancy a fag?
Uhh...
Well, I do. Come with me?
She's British!
You're jealous,
I get it.
Yeah, you hurt my feelings and then you call ME jealous?
That's convenient.
(CRASH sounds in kitchen)
- (laughing) - Shh!
What should we do?
You don't remember do you?
Remember what?
Remember
how hot it can get in a Porta-Potty?
- Ouch! - Shh!
Maybe you'll remember my name now...
Hey!
Hey.
Hey... you...
- They're still in the kitchen? - Yep.
Kitchen.
They're uh... washing dishes.
Yeah, uh,
Sara's never really good with transitions...
They better suss it out!
You mind passing me the pie?
Sure.
(wet bite)
It's good isn't it?
Lovely.
Umm...
I never meant to hurt you.
I'm really gonna miss you next week.
(kissing in kitchen)
They're gonna HEAR us!
No. They won't.
- (glass breaking in kitchen) - Really? Really?
(laughter)
(dish falling)
Really? Really?
Sounds like there's more than two in there!
I don't know, but here in America we call that a Ménage à Cinco.
Okay, that's enough.
- Come on, let's go. - You need a ride right?
Umm...
Apparently, yeah.
So? Did you like her?
- I know YOU do. - Come on!
I don't like the way she kisses.
What?
No double date?
Well BBC over here was flirting with Kelly. So then I'd be stuck with you!
Whatever. You think everyone's gay.
Yes I do.
Phone.
End Theme Music: "So Sick So Ill" by Daphne Willis
- synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -