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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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All right, I'm ready.
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A whole new look for a whole new job.
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You look fantastic...
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And also exactly the same.
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Excuse me? My lapels are thin.
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My pocket square's asymmetrical.
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And my socks have dollar
signs on them. (Tv turns off)
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This is my new, fun look from
the new, fun Brody collection.
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It's super fun.
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But if you want to have a fun-gasm,
I suggest taking off that tie.
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No tie?
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I'm going to work, not a beach wedding.
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Boy, Mansfield would blow a
gasket if he saw me like this.
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But he won't see you because you
don't work for him anymore, right?
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First day, fresh start,
leaving all that behind you.
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You know what? Losing the tie.
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God, I am such a badass.
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(Chuckling) Ooh.
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Where did Brody go, and how long
have you been out of prison, killer?
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(Chuckles)
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You know, Mansfield did give me this tie
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on our fifth anniversary
of working together.
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Do you remember what I gave you
on our six-month anniversary?
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No, but I do remember wearing this tie.
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Just so you know, today is
not the day to mess with me.
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Someone in the lobby
just told me that my tie
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makes me look like a million bucks.
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Isn't that a compliment?
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Not when you're worth what I'm worth!
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You know what that crankiness is about?
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He misses Brody... Which means
there's an opportunity for somebody
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to step up big.
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I hear you. I'm totally ready for it.
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Not yome.
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I'm gonna make Mansfield
forget all about Brody.
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There. That's, uh...
that's much better.
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That's right, sir. You
look like $5 million...
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(whistles)
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$20 million...
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(whistles)
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$100 million?
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There you go!
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Awesome. What does that feel like?
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Like a dragon.
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Well, uh, you are gonna
feel even more like a dragon
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when you know that our investment
in precious metals is up 6%.
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Now, who was pushing for a larger stake
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in precious metals? Just a show of hands.
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If that was you, just go
ahead and raise your hand.
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Anybody who did it
...show of hands.
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It was me.
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Ahh. Good job, Brody.
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Well, that was weird.
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We were sharing a nice moment, and
he called out another dude's name.
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Been there. (Sighs)
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, Harvard, why are
you wearing a turtleneck?
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Because I know that you hate them,
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and now that we're no longer in a
relationship, I can do whatever I want.
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First of all, we were
never in a relationship.
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Second of all, I told you
not to wear turtlenecks
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because it's 100 degrees down here.
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Well, that's the price of freedom...
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1,000 hot hands grabbing at my throat.
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Harvard, instead of
worrying about what I think,
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maybe you should try and move on, you know?
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You're a great guy.
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You should put yourself
out there, meet people.
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Where do you... where
do you go to meet people?
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Work.
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Walked right into that one, didn't I?
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Look, you've got to get on
this new dating app, pynchr.
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It's a great way to
meet high-quality women.
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You get a pinch. You get a pinch.
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Ooh, girl, you get a three-finger pinch!
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I don't know about that.
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I was on pynchr for, like, maybe a day.
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It's... it's basically a
delivery system for dick pics.
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There's a lot of crazies out there.
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You got to be selective.
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Pinch, pinch, pinch.
P-pinch, pinch, pinch!
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(Chuckles) I don't know.
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Online dating just seems so pathetic.
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Well, let me know when you're ready.
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I'm ready. I think I'm ready. Yeah, I'm in.
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All right, give me your phone. Okay.
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Now give me a smile. Okay.
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All we need now is a username that sums
up everything about you in one word.
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(Scoffs) "Turtleneck lover."
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(Beep)
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Boom... you're
officially on pynchr.
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(Laughs)
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Oh, this is so exciting. What happens next?
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Well, you know, you got to be patient.
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These things don't just happen right away.
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(Beep) Oh, I got one.
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I got one right away.
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Oh, meet the future Mrs. schrake.
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She is wearing a turtleneck. (Chuckles)
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She's bald.
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And she's a penis.
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Oh, there he is. (Chuckles)
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How's it going, gorgeous? (Chuckles)
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It's great. It's good
to be here, Mr. McCabe.
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Listen, the only "mister"
in this office is Mr. coffee.
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(Chuckles) Ah, not really.
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Actually, we have a very
expensive Italian coffee maker.
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His name's Roberto, and
you can call me Jasper.
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Open 'Em up.
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What's happening?
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I'm hugging you. I'm your boss.
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Didn't you hug your last boss?
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Oh, no, no, no. He wasn't a hugger.
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He patted me on the back
once, and I lost a filling.
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Come on. Bring it in. Okay.
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Come on. Yeah. (Chuckles)
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Uh-oh. You are just a bundle of knots.
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Teemu!
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What's a teemu?
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Teemu is our resident masseur.
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Oh, uh, I'm not really a massage guy.
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Oh, my God.
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(Chuckles) Oh, my God!
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Teemu, stop. (Chuckles)
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I never said goodbye to my Nana.
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Yeah. Teemu brings stuff up.
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Oh.
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You're gonna love it here.
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35-hour weeks, 6 weeks paid vacation.
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And if you're interested, we got
a spot on our kickball team...
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the wolves of ball street.
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Anyway, you are gonna fit
in here perfectly. Yeah.
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I only wish I'd started
sooner. I'm glad you didn't.
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I mean, if you hadn't put your
time in at Remington Trust,
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you wouldn't be my
secret weapon. (Chuckles)
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You're gonna help me strip
your boy Mansfield for parts.
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I'm gonna what, now?
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With my looks and your
looks and your intel,
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that company's got six months, tops.
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By the way, side note, love the outfit.
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It makes you seem fun.
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No, no, no, no. You don't understand.
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I-I can't take down Mansfield.
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He's my...
teemu, not now.
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(Crying) Goodbye, Nana.
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Quality work, Ms. Harris. You are a star.
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Hell, if they gave me
red hair, bangs, glasses,
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took a foot off my height,
and made me a woman,
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it'd be just like I
was looking in a mirror.
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(Chuckles)
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Thank you, sir.
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Ow! Aah!
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My ears are popping from climbing
up the corporate ladder too fast.
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How do you handle him so well?
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Every time I try to connect
with him, it just backfires.
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Once, I tried to talk to him at a urinal,
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but he was peeing so hard, I couldn't go.
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He had his hands like this.
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It was like superman putting out a fire.
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Look, Mansfield is like a predator,
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so I use a technique the
circus uses to train lions.
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They hold out a stool with three legs
because a predator gets confused
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by three different points of focus.
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Okay, there's no way that works.
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Mr. wen, I still don't have
those numbers from Singapore.
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Do you realize, if I was an
inch taller, had black hair,
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and was a complete incompetent,
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it'd be just like I was
looking in the goddamn mirror?
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Mr. Mansfield, uh, here
are yesterday's numbers,
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the wall street journal,
and starburst candy.
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Numbers, journal, candy.
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Uh...
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Uh... Oh, quality work, Ms. Harris.
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Quality work.
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(Beep)
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All right, that's 24. Wow.
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I can't believe how many uncircumcised
penises there are in San Francisco.
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Guys are so gross.
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It's, like, we don't want
to see a picture of your...
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oh, that one looks like it's smiling.
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Thank you, Jenny.
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Not only have you broken my
heart, you've made me ashamed
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that I can't get my private part to smile.
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Harvard, come on. You can still do this.
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I've tried.
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The most I can do is
get it to look surprised.
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No, we need to make you a profile
that's gonna attract a woman.
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Give me this.
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Okay.
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This picture that... that
Derrick took of you...
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it's a little
person-of-interest-y.
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Yeah, like in a good way.
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No. Not in a good way.
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Um, so let's just take a new one. Okay?
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Okay. Yeah. Something more welcoming.
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You know, try just smiling, all right?
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Yes.
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Okay. Like a real smile.
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Yeah. Like a real-person smile.
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Yeah, that's right. Okay? Okay.
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You're not a scary clown, right?
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Not a...
not a demon.
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(Chuckles) Not like a demon.
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Try laughing. (Laughing creepily)
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Stop. Harvard!
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Okay! I don't know what to do.
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Okay. (Sighs)
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That's okay. That's all right.
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Hey, do you remember when Brody got fired?
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(Chuckles) Yeah.
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(Camera shutter clicks) There it is.
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(Telephone rings)
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Hey, babe. How's the new job?
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It's a slightly different
vibe than I'm used to.
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Hey.
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Jasper: Thanks, angel.
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Yeah, but how great is it not to
constantly have to stress about Mansfield?
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Oh, so great. Look, about Mansfield...
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Brody, are you seriously
talking about him right now?
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They want to use me to take him down.
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So what? You don't owe him anything.
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He's your ex-boss. Listen to yourself.
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(Nasally voice) I'm so
worried about my ex-boss.
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You always make me sound super nasally
when you do your Brody impression.
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(Normal voice) Harvard does a really
good one. You want me to put him on?
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No, I-I just don't know what to do.
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Honey, just do your job.
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Harvard: (Nasally voice)
But I'm such a big douche.
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Harvard, get off the line.
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He's given me so much. Harvard!
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That was me.
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Mr. Mansfield, are you busy?
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If I'm at work, I'm busy.
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Otherwise, I'd be at home with my beautiful
wife, doing things on our veranda
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that are none of your goddamn business.
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Well, I, uh, brought you these...
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the, uh, majorca report,
the holcomb numbers, and...
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oh, my God, I forgot the third thing.
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Why are you showing me two things?
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When people show me two things at
once, it just makes me mad as hell.
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(Sighs) I'm not trying to, sir.
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I swear. I...
when you get angry,
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it reminds me of when
my dad would get angry.
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And, I mean, one time I failed a math test,
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and he sent me to stay with my
grandparents for the weekend,
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and the cemetery's a lonely
place for a 9-year-old.
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Ah, shoot.
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My father was a real son of a bitch, too.
250
00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,771
Mr. wen, won't you... won't you
please come on over here and...
251
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,140
and... and take a load off.
Have... have... have a seat.
252
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:19,511
You know, I-I realize that I don't
really know anything about you,
253
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:23,581
other than the fact that you
are intimidated by my stream.
254
00:11:25,865 --> 00:11:27,585
You know, Mr. wen, I've
never told you this,
255
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,654
but whenever I look at you,
I think to myself, "that's ..."
256
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:30,922
Brody: Mr. Mansfield!
257
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,390
Mr. Moyer!
258
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,092
Real quick, I think you were
gonna give me a compliment.
259
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,593
(Whistles) Out!
260
00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:39,230
Boy, look at you.
261
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,699
I'm actually here on business.
262
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,634
I have some news, and
you're not gonna like it.
263
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:45,070
Oh, it sounds serious. Why don't
you go ahead and have a seat?
264
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,605
Nice try. I worked for you for five years.
265
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,474
I know you give your
rival the shorter chair
266
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,476
so you can have the higher ground.
267
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,012
Oh. I forgot you knew that trick.
268
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,980
Yeah, well, I know all your tricks.
269
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:59,984
Damn it.
270
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:06,191
You do not want to get into
a pissing match with me.
271
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,993
Go ahead and ask Mr. wen about that one.
272
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,029
Look, this isn't a pissing match.
273
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,398
I came here to warn you that Jasper McCabe
274
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,700
is gonna strip you down, piece by piece.
275
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:20,438
Thank you for the warning. Now, if you'll
excuse me, I have some work to do.
276
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,641
And I assume, by your lack of
a tie, you're late for a luau!
277
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,611
Mr. Mansfield, you're
not taking me seriously.
278
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:27,812
You're right.
279
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:31,349
I'm not, because you are
just a boy playing pretend,
280
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,586
and I won't indulge you anymore,
so go back to your new babysitter
281
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,755
and tell him that I am not afraid of him.
282
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,123
Yeah? Well, you should be.
283
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,658
Because he has something
you don't have... me.
284
00:12:41,881 --> 00:12:43,361
I know all your company's weaknesses.
285
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:47,298
I know which clients are unhappy,
which assets are underperforming.
286
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,567
If you don't believe me, it's all in here.
287
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:54,172
And you can tell I wrote it because I
crossed my sevens the European way.
288
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,175
How dare you come in here and threaten me
289
00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,211
with your bare neck and your French sevens?
290
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:04,215
This is not a threat. These are facts.
291
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,384
We're gonna take you down, sir.
292
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,286
Now, you could sell. You could retire.
293
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,621
That's up to you.
294
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,256
I'm just giving you a
heads-up as a courtesy
295
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,057
because we have a history together.
296
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,926
(Cellphone rings)
297
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,561
This is my boss. I'm gonna take this.
298
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,596
Why don't you have a look at those numbers?
299
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,665
When I come back, you can thank me.
300
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,202
Yeah.
301
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:28,139
My boy's all grown-up.
302
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,615
What do you think's going on in there?
303
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,084
I don't know, but Brody's
been in there a long time,
304
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,387
and people are starting to panic.
305
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:45,790
You know, what they need is an
inspirational speech from a leader.
306
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:48,459
I'll give it a shot.
307
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,461
But the more nervous I get...
308
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,498
(Deep voice) ...The lower my voice gets.
309
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:57,035
I'm talking about me, okay?
I'm Mansfield's next in command.
310
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,336
Watch and learn.
311
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:02,207
Hey, guys, calm down!
312
00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,777
(Normal voice) Let me handle this.
313
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:10,949
(Deep voice) Put the office supplies down.
314
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,785
You have 10 seconds to comply.
315
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:16,120
No, no, no, calling me handsome is fine.
316
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:20,024
But when you talk about my
tushy, it's just a little weird.
317
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,726
All right, I'll see you soon.
318
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:22,861
Was that Jenny?
319
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:26,264
Yeah, let's go with that.
320
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,532
You know, I, uh...
321
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,301
I finally understand
what you're doing here.
322
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,270
Sorry I had to lay it out that way.
323
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,771
You want your old job back.
324
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,541
What? No. Why would you
think I want my job back?
325
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,410
Well, because you're here. You
could have e-mailed me this.
326
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,279
You could have messengered it to me.
327
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:45,149
But, obviously, you're
here because you need me.
328
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,652
I don't need you, okay?
329
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,854
If anyone needs anyone, you need me.
330
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,256
I don't need you.
331
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,625
Oh, yeah? Who's your second in command?
332
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:56,661
I have options.
333
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,702
Everybody, calm down!
334
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,940
Not great options.
335
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,846
Guess what.
336
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:19,617
I met someone on pynchr,
and it's all because of you.
337
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,552
Stop, no, that could have been anyone
338
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,188
that helped you with that,
but it wasn't. It was me!
339
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,157
So, what's she like? Well, she's beautiful.
340
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,192
Oh, yeah? We have a
lot of common interests.
341
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:29,294
Oh, yeah?
342
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,795
And she's a Nigerian princess.
343
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,897
Oh, no.
344
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,700
Yeah, yeah, right now,
345
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:40,238
her money's tied up in this
kind of weird legal situation.
346
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,742
But she told me that with my help,
she can make both of us rich.
347
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:48,079
Oh, my God. Harvard, you didn't
mail her any money, did you?
348
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:51,082
Jenny, it's 2014.
349
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,818
I wired her the money.
350
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,656
Oh, my God, Derrick,
Harvard's being catfished.
351
00:15:58,658 --> 00:15:59,824
(Scoffs) No kidding.
352
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,360
Nigerian princess. Is he high?
353
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:06,764
The Nigerian monarchy
was abolished in 1963.
354
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:10,368
Oh, God, it was so much easier
when he was dating a penis.
355
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,210
You know, I came back here because,
356
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,879
for some stupid reason, I
thought I owed you something,
357
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,648
but you're such a... you
know what? Never mind.
358
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,351
No, no. I-I-I want to hear
it. You said I'm "such a..."
359
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,886
I want to hear what kind of "such a" I am.
360
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,622
I'm not gonna say.
361
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:35,159
Why not? You don't work for me anymore,
as you've taken pains to point out.
362
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,761
Let me have it.
363
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,497
Okay, fine! You are such a
stubborn, ego-driven bastard.
364
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,366
You are willing to let your company sink
365
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,368
'cause you are too proud to be vulnerable.
366
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,870
And by the way, you let me leave...
367
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,305
me, who's been like a son to you,
368
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,673
and because I hurt your feelings.
369
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,674
Grow up!
370
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:53,511
Wow. I am so far out on a limb right now.
371
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:56,414
Are you done?
372
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,616
Yeah, I just feel like I
ran a fricking marathon.
373
00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,517
(Chuckles)
374
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,219
Do you have a banana or something?
375
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,954
I'm starting to cramp up.
376
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:05,957
You don't... you don't
get to come in here and...
377
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:09,927
and yell at me and then ask for a banana...
378
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,132
...even if you are right.
379
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,366
I'm sorry. What?
380
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,602
My ears are still ringing from...
381
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,771
I said, "you're right."
382
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:23,641
It was a mistake to push you
away, and I-I do need you,
383
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:27,445
and I-I don't blame you at all
if you don't want to come back.
384
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,815
(Sighs) Well, of course
I want to come back.
385
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,316
Ha! I knew it!
386
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,185
What?!
387
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,354
Okay.
388
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,626
Why would you do that?
389
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,127
Oh, you just said so yourself.
390
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,696
I'm a stubborn bastard.
Now let's cut to the Chase.
391
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,232
What, uh... what's it
gonna take to get you back?
392
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,334
20% raise. Done.
393
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,203
A partnership track. Done.
394
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,905
And one more thing.
395
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,173
Bring it in.
396
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,708
Not done.
397
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,446
All right. It's a deal-breaker.
398
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,614
All right.
First and...
399
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,750
first and last time, then.
400
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:13,991
Okay, you were right. This
is actually really weird.
401
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,127
Yeah.
402
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,431
This is the worst. (Chuckles)
403
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:32,009
Look, Harvard, we need to talk
about this Nigerian princess.
404
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,144
Beth?
405
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,382
Yes. Beth, the Nigerian princess.
406
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:45,389
There is a chance... and by a
chance, I mean a 100% chance...
407
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,891
that she doesn't exist.
408
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:50,161
Then whose PayPal account
did I just send my money to?
409
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,864
(Sighs) My God, Harvard.
410
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,165
How can you be so...
411
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,034
so smart about some things
and so dumb about love?
412
00:18:57,036 --> 00:19:00,838
It's like when it comes to
relationships, you just get delusional.
413
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,975
Says the girl who broke off our engagement.
414
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,977
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
415
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,312
If Derrick came to you,
and he told you that he met
416
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:12,783
a Nigerian princess online,
what would you say to him?
417
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,486
That he's being ridiculous because Nigeria
418
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:20,124
hasn't had a monarchy... since 1963.
419
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,427
Oh, my God.
420
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,862
I'm such an idiot.
421
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:28,699
She was using me for my
turtleneck and my great smile.
422
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:35,540
Someday, you are gonna
meet the perfect person,
423
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,508
and... and she
may not be royalty,
424
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:42,947
but she will be a great speller
and actually exist, okay?
425
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,716
Hey.
426
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,185
Please don't give up.
427
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,853
Why do you even care?
428
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:52,023
Because I'm your friend, and
I love you... as a friend.
429
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:55,459
As a friend, friend,
friend, friend, friend.
430
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,828
Okay. So, you're saying
that we are friends?
431
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,698
Yes, Harvard, I've always been your friend.
432
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,300
Can you be my friend?
433
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,468
Yes.
434
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,304
Yeah? Yes, I can.
435
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:09,407
Okay.
436
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,008
Our bodies are one.
437
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,711
Okay, friends don't say that.
438
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,348
It was crazy. I was in the zone.
439
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,850
I was like, "grow up, old man!"
440
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,086
(Gasps) You called Mansfield "old man"?
441
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,689
Honestly, I don't remember.
It was a blur. (Chuckles)
442
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,857
Welcome back, Brody.
443
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,893
We've already got you
back in the system. Oh.
444
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,795
And since Jenny and I are now friends,
445
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,565
I went ahead and made you your brand-new
I.D. Badge as a peace offering.
446
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,735
Wow. That's so sweet. (Chuckles)
447
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,737
Why am I bald and wearing a turtleneck?
448
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,940
Okay. That's real nice.
449
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:46,877
(Gasps) You got the smiley one.
450
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,982
Well, did somebody say, "drinks on Brody"?
451
00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:52,583
I did. Let's go.
452
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,652
(Chuckles)
453
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,188
Hey, you're Lindsay, right?
454
00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:00,758
(Deep voice) You remembered my name.