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(Stan howling)
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What's up with all the howling, Stan?
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I didn't hear any sirens
and the moon isn't full.
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And you finished filming your reality
show So You Think You Can Howl.
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No, I'm serenading my girlfriend
Princess through the fence.
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This is the only way we can communicate
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since her mean owner Heather
insists on keeping us apart.
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You know, the real fun part of my show was
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watching all the dogs who think
they can howl... but can't.
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(Laughing)
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So I haven't heard Princess howl back.
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I know. She hasn't returned
any of my howls in days.
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So she's either gotten bored with me,
or she's off on some secret spy mission
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to save the planet from the evil Dr. Cat.
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Probably not even a real doctor.
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Probably got his doctorate
in feline studies.
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That's not even a real major!
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With Nikki in El Salvador, I
know how you feel being apart.
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Even texting is hard because
they charge by the letter.
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"I L U."
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Mommy said they don't charge by
the letter, they charge by the text.
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Oh, let me resend that.
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"I lost underwear."
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Long distance relationships are tough.
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Mason got moved to the
other side of the classroom.
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Now to see each other,
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we pretend we have to go to
the bathroom at the same time.
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Well, I pretend. He
can go anytime he wants.
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What a guy.
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Look, I'm just worried about Princess.
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I hope nothing bad happened to her.
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Well, dogs always bark
when the mailman comes.
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Why don't I just go over,
pretend to be the mailman,
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and see if she barks at me?
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Ha! That's ridiculous.
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No one would ever believe you as a mailman.
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I'm a mailman.
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When I rang the doorbell, Princess barked,
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which means she isn't saving
the planet from Dr. Cat,
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which means I can't say
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my Dr. Cat graphic novel
is based on a true story.
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It also means rincess is not answering
y howls for some other reason.
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And to make matters worse,
I wasted the whole afternoon.
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Get the mailman! Get the
mailman! Get the mailman!
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Guys, guess what! Seventeen.
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No. I've been designing
outfits non stop since lunch.
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Someday 17 is gonna be right
and I am going to blow minds.
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Wow, that dress you made is amazing.
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Ever since we took that Life Skills class,
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that's all you've been thinking about.
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I know.
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I've been bitten by the fashion bug.
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And now I have super fashion powers.
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Thank you, fashion bug.
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I really love these. Would
you make me an outfit?
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Here you go.
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How'd you know I was going to ask that?
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Super fashion powers!
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And I just figured you'd want one.
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I love my dress!
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Can I give you some money for it?
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Well, now that you mention it, the
material was pretty expensive and...
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I've insulted you.
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I'll never bring up money again.
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Well, I'm so glad you like it.
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Max, what do you think?
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I'd be happy to make one for you.
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Look, Avery, as much as I like your
clothes, they're just not for me.
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I mean, this dress screams Lindsay.
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I'd prefer something that actually
screams to go with this bag.
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(Screaming)
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Shhh.
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What are you working
on over there, sweetie?
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I've been bitten by the fashion bug.
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Now I have super fashion powers.
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Avery, you're not
supposed to tell the people
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you love about your secret powers.
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Now I'm always going to be in danger.
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Ooh, fun! Thanks for playing along.
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Here's the cool part.
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I've started making outfits
for other people besides me.
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Ta-da!
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So... what do you think?
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I really like it.
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I'd have to say I like it whether I
did or not, but I really like it,
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so I don't have to say it
with my voice going like this.
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Thanks for making it for me, hon.
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I haven't had a strip of film around me
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since my ill-fated
stint as a projectionist.
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I lost a whole reel of
Romancing the Stone.
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I gotta hand it to you guys.
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You're so adventurous with your clothes.
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I'm not big on trying new things.
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What do you mean? You try
new stuff all the time.
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You never used to eat kale.
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(Gibbers)
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I don't eat kale.
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Ellen, do I eat kale?
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Have you been slipping me kale?
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Okay, I'll let you two discuss this.
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I have a lot of...
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You have been putting kale
into my romaine lettuce bag?
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I thought I was eating romaine lettuce!
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What is the big deal?
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Romaine lettuce is 90%
of the way to eating kale.
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And I guess the other 10% is lies!
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What else have you tricked
me into trying? Nothing much.
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Just crafting mosaic tables,
decorative sponge painting,
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dream boards, making
yogurt, collecting sea glass,
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marrying me, whale
watching and documentaries.
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If I'm trying all these new things for you,
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maybe it's time for to you
try a few things that I like...
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Wait a minute, did you say, "marrying me?"
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Yup. And you said, "I do."
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Gotcha!
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And when did I ever make yogurt?
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Tomorrow. You'll love it, you'll see.
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That is so awesome.
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I'll start making your outfits right away.
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You're going to love them.
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Lindsay, Courtney and Mandy asked
me to make outfits for them, too!
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My super fashion power
is becoming so strong.
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Soon I'll need a sidekick
to keep me humble.
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Hat Girl!
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That's great, Avery.
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I mean, not the super fashion powers thing
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'cause we're all getting
kind of tired of that,
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but I'm glad people like your clothes.
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Uh, one thing though. Yeah.
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Courtney asked if I make stuff for
you, why don't I make stuff for Max?
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And Mandy said, "'Cause
obviously Max is weird."
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Do people think Max is weird?
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Avery, we think Max is weird.
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She intentionally guesses
the wrong letters on Hangman
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just to see stick man swing.
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Yeah, but that's
fun-weird, not bad-weird.
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Like the way she answers her phone
by saying, "I'm in your house."
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I tried to tell Courtney
and Mandy how cool she is,
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they said, "Just look at her."
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Yeah, I've heard other
people talk about Max.
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I'm worried about her, too.
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We're in high school now.
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When people get reputations, they stick.
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Max is our friend.
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She may think my clothes aren't for her,
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but they could help people
start to see her as the smart,
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funny, and creative Max that we know.
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The Max who has a sign on
her bedroom door that says,
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"Abandon all hope ye who enter here."
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I have to convince her to
let me make her an outfit.
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She already said no.
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Well, then I'll have to find
a way to change her mind.
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Until then, let's just play it cool.
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Hey, guys.
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BOTH: Nothing!
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You guys are weird.
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(Cell phone ringing) Hold
on, I've gotta take this.
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I'm in your house.
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♪ Fell in love with a
princess, da-na, na-na ♪
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♪ From the moment we
met, da-na, na-na ♪
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♪ Now living without
her, da-na, na-na ♪
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♪ It's like a trip to the vet ♪
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What's the matter, Stan? You got the blues?
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Yes, literally.
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Did you not just hear
all that "da-na, na-na"?
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When I'm sad, I pet my dog.
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But I am the dog. I can't do that.
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That makes me sad.
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All better. You should get a dog.
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Stan, look. Isn't that Princess?
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♪ Ah, sweet mystery of life
at last I've found you ♪
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♪ Da-na,
na-na ♪
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That's the only riff I know.
I don't play a lot of guitar.
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Hey, she's not with her mean owner.
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She's with a dog walker.
This could be your chance.
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But what if she's no longer interested?
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Oh, I'm so nervous. How do I play it?
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Just go over there and be cool.
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Like, "'Sup, how you been?"
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And you definitely don't want to be
like, "Why you been ducking my howls?"
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Or you could do a big, romantic gesture
like hitting her with spitballs.
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Uh, Chloe, spitballs aren't romantic.
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They aren't? Oh, I am so mad at Mason.
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All right, guys, I'm going in.
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How's my breath? (Exhales)
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Stinks.
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Fantastic. Wish me luck.
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What?
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Is that why Princess has been avoiding me?
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'Cause she's seeing that fancy dude?
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Whoa, she's licking his
ear. That's our thing!
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You know, I've seen that
dog around here somewhere.
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Yeah, that's Fernando. He's
a show dog like Princess.
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He's won Most Likely to Steal Another
Dog's Girlfriend three years running.
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How am I gonna compete with that?
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Even his name is romantic...
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(Melodramatic): Fernando.
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You can't give up, Stan.
You're as good as he is.
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No, I'm not as good as he is.
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But you know who is?
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The debonair dog I shall become.
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(Melodramatic): Stan-ando.
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(Latin accent): We will make
me over into the most suave,
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well-groomed, romantic dog on this planet.
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Stan, I don't know if...
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Please. Say it with me.
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All: Stan-ando.
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Just because you're doing a Spanish accent
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doesn't mean you have to act like Zorro.
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I did not know this.
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Are you sure performing a play for Max
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is the best way to convince
her to wear your clothes?
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We spent all night writing, rehearsing,
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printing playbills and invited Max over,
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and this is the first time
you're bringing that up?
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It just occurred to me.
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Guys, what are you doing back there?
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I'm alone with my thoughts,
and that's never a good thing.
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And now presenting Avery and Lindsay in...
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A New Dress For Max.
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If you stop this right now,
you can make an outfit for me.
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Yes! That is the power of theater, Lindsay.
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Okay, since I've been unwittingly
trying new things for you,
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today you are gonna try
something new for me.
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Absolutely, honey.
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Whatever it is, I know I'll love it.
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This is your day.
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Well, really your hour.
We have Pilates at 4:00.
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So, tick-tock.
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We are going to eat... hot wings.
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Bennett, you know I'm
hyper-sensitive to spicy foods.
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That's because you haven't
built up a tolerance.
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Now I have three plates here:
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extra hot, medium, and little wingman,
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something so mild it's typically
eaten by four-year-olds.
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Well, I can probably handle that.
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Waa-
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Sweet Vulcan's hammer! Are
these four-year-old dragons?!
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Oh. Okay, honey, don't get mad,
but I think I switched the plates
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and you just ate the extra hot.
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What have you done to me?!
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No, no, no, honey, water
just makes it worse!
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Why did you even put water out here?!
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Well, you still need eight glasses a day.
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It's the dairy in the ranch dressing
that neutralizes the spice in the wings.
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It's not working. It's worse!
248
00:11:44,574 --> 00:11:47,141
Oh, you know what?
249
00:11:47,143 --> 00:11:50,445
This is my homemade super
spicy horseradish sauce.
250
00:11:50,447 --> 00:11:53,181
Why is that even out here?!
251
00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:55,083
I like to dip my celery in it.
252
00:11:55,085 --> 00:11:57,251
The ranch dressing is so bland.
253
00:11:58,159 --> 00:11:59,520
This is the ranch dressing, right?
254
00:11:59,522 --> 00:12:02,890
I think so, honey, but let me just be sure.
255
00:12:02,892 --> 00:12:05,093
Yep, that is definitely ranch dressing.
256
00:12:05,095 --> 00:12:07,061
But I think it's expired.
257
00:12:15,104 --> 00:12:17,572
Max, are you ready? Can I come in?
258
00:12:20,142 --> 00:12:22,043
Oh, my gosh, Max.
259
00:12:23,278 --> 00:12:25,480
Is it that bad?
260
00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:28,216
You look incredible!
261
00:12:28,218 --> 00:12:29,550
(Laughs)
262
00:12:29,552 --> 00:12:31,919
Really incredible.
263
00:12:31,921 --> 00:12:36,190
I never expected to say
this, but I really like it.
264
00:12:36,192 --> 00:12:38,292
Thank you so much, Avery.
265
00:12:38,294 --> 00:12:42,063
I knew if you just tried it, you'd like it.
266
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,498
And I should be thanking you, Max.
267
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,366
You combined two of my favorite things:
268
00:12:45,368 --> 00:12:48,169
helping my friends and being right.
269
00:12:48,171 --> 00:12:50,338
Well, I'd better get going.
270
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:52,640
My Sarcasm Club is meeting now.
271
00:12:52,642 --> 00:12:56,010
They said they'd be really
upset if I couldn't make it.
272
00:12:56,012 --> 00:12:58,279
I never know how to take that.
273
00:12:58,281 --> 00:13:01,282
Well, I'm just so glad
this worked out. Have fun.
274
00:13:04,987 --> 00:13:08,089
Super Fashion Girl strikes again.
275
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:11,425
Yeah, I see why people
are getting tired of that.
276
00:13:11,427 --> 00:13:14,428
Hey, Max, you forgot your phone!
277
00:13:16,465 --> 00:13:18,132
Hey, who was the girl who just left?
278
00:13:18,134 --> 00:13:19,634
Max.
279
00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:22,303
Look, if you don't want
to tell me, just say so.
280
00:13:22,305 --> 00:13:25,606
I'm trying to catch her,
she forgot her phone.
281
00:13:27,242 --> 00:13:28,609
What are you doing?
282
00:13:28,611 --> 00:13:30,344
Hey.
283
00:13:30,346 --> 00:13:33,181
Oh, hey, Max.
284
00:13:37,453 --> 00:13:40,455
Why are you covering up
the outfit I made you?
285
00:13:40,457 --> 00:13:41,756
I thought you liked it.
286
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:42,924
I'm sorry, Avery.
287
00:13:42,926 --> 00:13:46,895
I didn't want to hurt your feelings, but
the clothes you made just aren't me.
288
00:13:46,897 --> 00:13:48,863
We're in high school now.
289
00:13:48,865 --> 00:13:50,331
Don't you think it's time for a change?
290
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,900
I like the way I look.
291
00:13:51,902 --> 00:13:54,469
Then why did you agree to
have me make you this outfit
292
00:13:54,471 --> 00:13:56,070
that I worked on all night?
293
00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:58,306
Because when I said
no, you wouldn't listen.
294
00:13:58,308 --> 00:14:00,375
You wrote a stupid play.
295
00:14:00,377 --> 00:14:03,344
I know how you are, I could see you
weren't going to leave me alone about it.
296
00:14:03,346 --> 00:14:04,846
I was trying to help you!
297
00:14:04,848 --> 00:14:07,782
I thought you wanted to change my
clothes, but you want to change me!
298
00:14:07,784 --> 00:14:09,083
Yes, for the better!
299
00:14:10,853 --> 00:14:12,220
Maybe I need better friends.
300
00:14:19,495 --> 00:14:21,829
You ready for your makeover, Stan?
301
00:14:21,831 --> 00:14:24,866
Stan-ando.
302
00:14:24,868 --> 00:14:26,968
You've got the accent,
303
00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:29,504
but if you want to win Princess
back from that show dog,
304
00:14:29,506 --> 00:14:31,873
you're gonna have to become a show dog.
305
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:34,909
There's only one person
who can help you do that.
306
00:14:34,911 --> 00:14:39,047
(British accent): Mrs.
Grimmons at your service.
307
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:42,016
That's right, Chloe's imaginary character
308
00:14:42,018 --> 00:14:44,519
is going to transform
your imaginary character.
309
00:14:44,521 --> 00:14:47,388
There's no way this plan can fail.
310
00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:51,459
Note the insouciant swagger,
311
00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:55,296
the confidence that comes
from a place of ignorance.
312
00:14:55,298 --> 00:14:57,966
Chloe, how do you know those big words?
313
00:14:57,968 --> 00:15:00,568
Avery writes a lot of
Mrs. Grimmons' material.
314
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,906
Makin' me smell pretty.
315
00:15:04,908 --> 00:15:07,008
And don't forget the moneymaker.
316
00:15:11,213 --> 00:15:14,382
Ooh, that feels pretty good back there.
317
00:15:14,384 --> 00:15:16,217
It does, doesn't it?
318
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:19,087
I always say it but no one listens to me.
319
00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:22,423
I heard you, and I'm all about it.
320
00:15:22,425 --> 00:15:25,893
Chloe, please! Some decorum.
321
00:15:27,329 --> 00:15:30,398
Okay, Stan. I took my
hair dryer and modified it.
322
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:34,802
By removing three hair dryers.
323
00:15:34,804 --> 00:15:36,838
Just don't put it on
the highest setting, or...
324
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,172
(Hits switch)
325
00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:44,846
Well, this is a sticky wicket.
326
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:46,948
(Turns dryer off)
327
00:15:49,585 --> 00:15:51,052
All right, Stan.
328
00:15:51,054 --> 00:15:52,954
Get ready to look beautiful.
329
00:15:59,528 --> 00:16:01,029
BOTH: He's ready.
330
00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:06,234
I'm beautiful.
331
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:08,970
Well, my work here is done.
332
00:16:10,372 --> 00:16:11,906
Cheerio.
333
00:16:13,142 --> 00:16:16,044
Goodbye, Mrs. Grimmons!
334
00:16:16,046 --> 00:16:18,579
Bye, Mrs. Grimmons, come back again soon.
335
00:16:18,581 --> 00:16:20,815
Why am I doing this?
336
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:27,155
Bennett, this is so scary!
337
00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:29,223
I don't want to do any
more things you want to do.
338
00:16:29,225 --> 00:16:31,359
I didn't want to do this either!
339
00:16:31,361 --> 00:16:34,595
We were taking a flying lesson
but you were screaming so much
340
00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:37,865
the pilot kicked us out of the plane!
341
00:16:37,867 --> 00:16:42,036
Yeah, we really should report him,
'cause that just seems wrong.
342
00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:43,638
Well, at least he gave us the parachutes.
343
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,307
No, he gave me a parachute.
344
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:49,143
I had to do a lot of
talking to get you yours.
345
00:16:52,214 --> 00:16:54,115
Okay, Stan-ando, there's Princess.
346
00:16:54,117 --> 00:16:56,551
She's with Fernando, but
you can lure her away.
347
00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:59,620
If I've learned anything
from the movies I've watched,
348
00:16:59,622 --> 00:17:02,356
it's that being attractive
is all that matters.
349
00:17:02,358 --> 00:17:04,926
Or being a vampire.
350
00:17:04,928 --> 00:17:07,562
Stan-ando has this under his control.
351
00:17:07,564 --> 00:17:10,131
He will strut with the confidence of...
352
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,299
Gopher!
353
00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:13,935
Stan! Wait!
354
00:17:13,937 --> 00:17:15,903
(Stan barking)
355
00:17:18,474 --> 00:17:20,975
Stan, you're a mess.
356
00:17:20,977 --> 00:17:22,610
And your hair is all ruined.
357
00:17:22,612 --> 00:17:23,536
What was I thinking?
358
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:26,214
There's no way Princess
is gonna want me now.
359
00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:27,682
Stan, look, she's coming over.
360
00:17:27,684 --> 00:17:31,619
Look at that, Stan. She likes you for you.
361
00:17:31,621 --> 00:17:33,588
You didn't need to become Stan-ando.
362
00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,456
When she was separated
from you for so long,
363
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,592
she probably just forgot
about you. Dogs do that.
364
00:17:37,594 --> 00:17:40,461
Dogs don't forget about things. Uh-oh.
365
00:17:40,463 --> 00:17:42,597
What? I forgot about something.
366
00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:47,068
Whew.
367
00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:50,204
Almost burned my banana bread.
368
00:17:53,575 --> 00:17:55,710
Something smells really good.
369
00:17:57,546 --> 00:18:00,982
And that's how I learned that
cornichon is a kind of pickle.
370
00:18:00,984 --> 00:18:02,550
Thank goodness you're back.
371
00:18:02,552 --> 00:18:05,153
The conversation was
really starting to lag.
372
00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:07,655
Thanks for everything, guys.
373
00:18:07,657 --> 00:18:10,057
Now if you'll excuse me.
374
00:18:10,059 --> 00:18:14,695
So tell me, my darling, do you prefer
the front or back end of the gopher?
375
00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:17,165
It's not a deal breaker either way.
376
00:18:19,134 --> 00:18:21,536
Adios, Stan-ando.
377
00:18:21,538 --> 00:18:25,339
He was the second best
student I've ever had.
378
00:18:25,341 --> 00:18:27,375
Thank you, Mrs. Grimmons.
379
00:18:30,546 --> 00:18:33,281
I can't believe how ungrateful Max was.
380
00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:34,682
That's what I get for trying to help.
381
00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:37,285
Well, some people are
just not appreciative.
382
00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:42,356
Like when I made banana bread and Bennett
and Ellen didn't save me a piece.
383
00:18:42,358 --> 00:18:44,992
And she accused me of being a bad friend.
384
00:18:44,994 --> 00:18:47,061
I'm the one who's protecting her.
385
00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:50,031
Oh, did you tell her about the
other girls calling her weird?
386
00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:52,300
No. That's how good a friend I am.
387
00:18:52,302 --> 00:18:54,235
I protected her from that.
388
00:18:54,237 --> 00:18:56,637
And what's so bad about
changing how you dress?
389
00:18:56,639 --> 00:18:58,706
I used to wear ties, now I don't.
390
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:01,609
Oh, I thought you stopped wearing
them 'cause everywhere you went,
391
00:19:01,611 --> 00:19:05,012
people kept asking you if you worked there.
392
00:19:05,014 --> 00:19:08,516
That was only part of it.
393
00:19:08,518 --> 00:19:11,018
There's nothing wrong
with evolving your look.
394
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:14,722
Well, there's also nothing
wrong with being who you are.
395
00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:17,725
You may have gotten rid of your ties,
but you never stopped studying,
396
00:19:17,727 --> 00:19:22,296
even when people gave you a hard
time for being a good student.
397
00:19:22,298 --> 00:19:25,766
Wow. I never thought about it that way.
398
00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:29,737
Look, I tried to change
who I was for Princess.
399
00:19:29,739 --> 00:19:33,040
And you realized if she
doesn't like who you are,
400
00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:35,576
then she's not the one for you.
401
00:19:35,578 --> 00:19:37,612
Oh, no, I'd change for her in a second.
402
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,681
But it turns out she likes the way I am.
403
00:19:40,683 --> 00:19:42,516
So my thing worked out.
404
00:19:42,518 --> 00:19:43,751
Good luck with yours.
405
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:51,058
So I guess you heard about
what happened yesterday.
406
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,261
You mean about Avery's parents
being rushed to the hospital
407
00:19:53,263 --> 00:19:56,130
after eating bad banana bread?
408
00:19:56,132 --> 00:19:58,633
No, about what happened
between me and Avery.
409
00:19:58,635 --> 00:20:00,635
She was way out of line.
410
00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:02,603
Well, you can't blame her
for wanting to protect you
411
00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:04,238
from what all those girls were saying.
412
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,706
What were they saying?
413
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,141
Oh, she didn't tell you?
414
00:20:07,143 --> 00:20:09,110
Then, neither did I.
415
00:20:10,579 --> 00:20:13,080
Everybody, listen up!
416
00:20:13,082 --> 00:20:17,852
I'm Avery and I'm proud to
say that Max is my friend.
417
00:20:17,854 --> 00:20:19,620
Does she dress in black?
418
00:20:19,622 --> 00:20:21,589
Yes, she does.
419
00:20:21,591 --> 00:20:24,825
Does she collect broken piñata
heads from other people's parties?
420
00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:27,561
Yes, she does.
421
00:20:27,563 --> 00:20:32,300
And if anyone thinks
we're weird, we don't care.
422
00:20:32,302 --> 00:20:36,737
And if you go around calling other people
weird, you're the ones who look bad.
423
00:20:36,739 --> 00:20:40,308
But you won't look bad in these outfits
you ordered from me. Hope you enjoy them.
424
00:20:42,678 --> 00:20:47,248
The point is, it's okay to be different.
425
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,418
Max, I'm so sorry that
I tried to change you.
426
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:53,854
I know now you were just trying to help.
427
00:20:53,856 --> 00:20:57,458
So what do you think?
428
00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:58,826
You don't look like you.
429
00:20:58,828 --> 00:21:00,861
I know. I look ridiculous.
430
00:21:00,863 --> 00:21:02,697
I meant you look like me.
431
00:21:02,699 --> 00:21:04,665
Exactly.
432
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:07,902
Not ridiculous, I just don't look like me.
433
00:21:07,904 --> 00:21:10,905
And I can't get my purse to sound right.
434
00:21:10,907 --> 00:21:14,375
Hello, I missed you.
435
00:21:14,377 --> 00:21:16,544
Put your hand in me.
436
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,415
You are so weird.
437
00:21:27,856 --> 00:21:31,659
Bennett and Ellen learned you
shouldn't try to change someone
438
00:21:31,661 --> 00:21:33,327
without them knowing it.
439
00:21:33,329 --> 00:21:35,663
Avery learned you shouldn't
try to change someone
440
00:21:35,665 --> 00:21:37,465
with them knowing it.
441
00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:39,567
And I learned you shouldn't
try to change for someone
442
00:21:39,569 --> 00:21:42,503
who doesn't know who you are.
443
00:21:42,505 --> 00:21:44,605
Now things are great with Princess and me.
444
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:47,742
In fact, we had a gopher for dinner.
445
00:21:50,312 --> 00:21:51,912
Howard's a great guy.
446
00:21:51,914 --> 00:21:53,814
The three of us are
renting a cabin next week
447
00:21:53,816 --> 00:21:55,282
at Lake Arrowhead.
448
00:21:55,284 --> 00:21:56,884
Howard's got a jet ski.