1 00:00:03,518 --> 00:00:05,918 You know, I cannot believe Marco and Lennox have been sneaking around. 2 00:00:05,953 --> 00:00:07,186 My own nephew, he lied to me. 3 00:00:07,221 --> 00:00:09,655 My niece lied to me, too. How come I'm not freaking out? 4 00:00:09,657 --> 00:00:11,557 I don't know. Painkillers? 5 00:00:11,559 --> 00:00:13,859 Please. I built up a tolerance to those years ago. 6 00:00:13,894 --> 00:00:15,477 Hours ago. 7 00:00:16,597 --> 00:00:17,730 It's different, okay? 8 00:00:17,765 --> 00:00:19,314 Marco made Lennox lie to you. 9 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:21,467 Made her? What, does he got some kind of hold on her? 10 00:00:21,535 --> 00:00:24,002 Yes! Honey, I keep telling you, alright? 11 00:00:24,038 --> 00:00:26,872 You are underestimating the power of a male with Longo blood. 12 00:00:28,008 --> 00:00:29,241 We can get women to do anything. 13 00:00:30,778 --> 00:00:31,844 Anything! 14 00:00:32,847 --> 00:00:34,029 The powers are limitless. 15 00:00:35,816 --> 00:00:37,716 Can you open the door here, please? Yup. 16 00:00:37,752 --> 00:00:39,835 I... I just think we should enjoy the beautiful night sky 17 00:00:39,887 --> 00:00:42,421 until your urge to murder passes. 18 00:00:42,456 --> 00:00:45,190 Babe, I'm telling you, I'm gonna go in there, 19 00:00:45,192 --> 00:00:47,593 I'm gonna be under control. I'm not even gonna raise my voice. 20 00:00:47,595 --> 00:00:49,361 Trust me. 21 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,063 Okay. 22 00:00:51,098 --> 00:00:52,147 I didn't bring my keys. 23 00:00:52,183 --> 00:00:53,265 Grab mine, they're in my pocket. 24 00:00:55,803 --> 00:00:57,169 Yeah, I don't think your keys are in here. 25 00:00:57,204 --> 00:00:58,721 I'm sorry, I meant the other pocket. 26 00:00:58,756 --> 00:01:00,906 So you were just gonna let me feel around in there all day? 27 00:01:03,444 --> 00:01:04,660 I was. 28 00:01:06,797 --> 00:01:08,597 - Get in there. - Eh... 29 00:01:08,649 --> 00:01:10,282 - Cool and calm? - Yo... 30 00:01:10,317 --> 00:01:11,500 Cool and calmed. 31 00:01:33,941 --> 00:01:35,841 Hello, lovebirds. 32 00:01:37,645 --> 00:01:39,545 Um... aunt Mel, Joe, uh... 33 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:41,346 What... what are you guys doing home? 34 00:01:41,348 --> 00:01:42,514 You scared me half to death. 35 00:01:42,516 --> 00:01:44,283 Great! Now I'm gonna finish the other half. 36 00:01:48,155 --> 00:01:49,154 Calmly. 37 00:02:08,447 --> 00:02:10,447 Sync & Corrections by Darcade - Addic7ed.com - 38 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:13,228 I cannot believe my own nephew lied to my face. 39 00:02:13,264 --> 00:02:14,480 What, did you think I wasn't gonna find out? 40 00:02:14,515 --> 00:02:16,515 I got one question for you, Marco. Just one. 41 00:02:16,517 --> 00:02:18,484 Do you think I'm stupid? Or are you stupid? 42 00:02:18,519 --> 00:02:20,352 I'm not stupid. 43 00:02:20,354 --> 00:02:21,520 That's two questions. 44 00:02:24,191 --> 00:02:25,440 That's two... two ques... 45 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:28,243 Okay. Come on, Marco. We don't have to listen to this. 46 00:02:28,279 --> 00:02:29,411 Actually, you do. 47 00:02:29,446 --> 00:02:31,446 Actually, they don't. They're adults. 48 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:33,282 Hey! 49 00:02:33,334 --> 00:02:34,283 Just because you're adults, 50 00:02:34,335 --> 00:02:36,118 doesn't mean it's right to lie to my face. 51 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:37,336 You wanna punch me? 52 00:02:37,371 --> 00:02:38,337 Go ahead. 53 00:02:40,541 --> 00:02:44,176 Okay. No. Hitting him isn't gonna change the way I feel about him. 54 00:02:44,211 --> 00:02:45,294 I know that! 55 00:02:45,346 --> 00:02:46,345 But I would feel better. 56 00:02:47,381 --> 00:02:50,098 Joe, hitting doesn't solve anything, right? 57 00:02:50,134 --> 00:02:51,133 All right, fine! 58 00:02:51,185 --> 00:02:52,217 Fine, no one's gonna hit anyone. 59 00:02:52,269 --> 00:02:54,269 Marco knows what he was doing was wrong. Otherwise, 60 00:02:54,305 --> 00:02:56,104 why would he be keeping it a secret? 61 00:02:56,140 --> 00:02:58,223 I'm the one who wanted to keep it a secret. 62 00:02:59,226 --> 00:03:01,059 I wasn't sure about us, but... 63 00:03:02,196 --> 00:03:03,362 Now I am. 64 00:03:03,397 --> 00:03:06,064 - Aww! - Don't "aww"! 65 00:03:06,066 --> 00:03:08,200 This is... this is not an "aww"! 66 00:03:08,235 --> 00:03:10,285 It's not the worst thing in the world. 67 00:03:10,321 --> 00:03:11,453 I don't know. 68 00:03:11,488 --> 00:03:12,487 It's pretty close. 69 00:03:14,074 --> 00:03:15,073 Uncle Joe... 70 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,325 I know you think I'm just a mook from Jersey 71 00:03:16,377 --> 00:03:17,492 and she's out of my league, 72 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:20,162 but there is nothing you can do to hold back true like. 73 00:03:22,132 --> 00:03:23,332 See how I didn't say "love"? 74 00:03:23,384 --> 00:03:25,417 I know you wanna take this thing slow and I respect that. 75 00:03:27,304 --> 00:03:28,470 I don't get it. 76 00:03:28,505 --> 00:03:31,089 What could you two possibly have in common? 77 00:03:34,261 --> 00:03:36,144 Oh jeez! 78 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:38,263 Um, why don't you guys give me and Joe a minute? 79 00:03:38,315 --> 00:03:41,099 OK. I'm just relieved this is out in the open. 80 00:03:41,151 --> 00:03:43,151 Come on, Marco. We'll be up in my room. 81 00:03:43,187 --> 00:03:44,486 Keep your door open. 82 00:03:44,521 --> 00:03:46,238 I mean, close it. 83 00:03:46,273 --> 00:03:47,439 I mean... 84 00:03:47,491 --> 00:03:49,107 I don't know what I want! 85 00:03:50,494 --> 00:03:52,361 Joe, I think you handled that... 86 00:03:53,497 --> 00:03:55,113 As well as you could. 87 00:03:56,367 --> 00:03:57,516 Yeah, it's a big victory. 88 00:03:57,551 --> 00:04:00,018 Lennox is upstairs in her bedroom right now with a player. 89 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:03,255 Lennox is a grown woman. She's gonna do what she wants to do. 90 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:05,090 Wow. 91 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:06,158 I'm powerless. 92 00:04:07,995 --> 00:04:09,645 I am completely powerless. 93 00:04:10,681 --> 00:04:12,748 These... guns, they... 94 00:04:13,968 --> 00:04:15,567 They have no firing pin. 95 00:04:17,471 --> 00:04:18,720 Oh! You're back! 96 00:04:18,772 --> 00:04:21,490 Listen, this boy asked me out on a date tomorrow night. 97 00:04:21,542 --> 00:04:22,958 I won't be too late. 98 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:25,444 You see that? First week in a new school and Dani's already making friends. 99 00:04:25,479 --> 00:04:28,213 - Isn't that great? - It's awesome. You're not going. 100 00:04:29,283 --> 00:04:30,482 But I already said yes. 101 00:04:30,484 --> 00:04:32,351 Oh! Oh, you already said yes? 102 00:04:32,386 --> 00:04:34,269 Oh, well. You know, it that case... 103 00:04:34,305 --> 00:04:36,154 You're not going. 104 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:38,190 - Why? - Why? You want a reason? 105 00:04:38,225 --> 00:04:40,225 All right. Look, I actually have a very good one. 106 00:04:40,227 --> 00:04:42,928 Now, look, it's... It's a little complicated, but, uh... 107 00:04:42,963 --> 00:04:44,730 Here it is... 108 00:04:44,765 --> 00:04:46,665 'Cause I said so. 109 00:04:48,602 --> 00:04:50,485 Oh, you're such a dictator! 110 00:04:51,705 --> 00:04:54,389 Wow! First Lennox is mad at you, now Dani. 111 00:04:54,441 --> 00:04:55,624 I'm sorry, Joe. 112 00:04:57,294 --> 00:04:58,577 You kidding? 113 00:04:58,612 --> 00:05:00,245 That felt great! 114 00:05:02,299 --> 00:05:03,482 Firing pin is coming back. 115 00:05:07,187 --> 00:05:08,236 Hey, look at this! 116 00:05:08,272 --> 00:05:10,022 The monster truck rally is in town. 117 00:05:10,057 --> 00:05:12,858 Ugh... can you imagine people actually go to that crap? 118 00:05:12,893 --> 00:05:15,894 Did I mention I welded the cage to the crushmobile 119 00:05:15,929 --> 00:05:18,664 at the northeast monster truck-o-Rama? 120 00:05:18,716 --> 00:05:20,732 And we won "Most Bodacious." 121 00:05:21,869 --> 00:05:23,468 That's... 122 00:05:23,504 --> 00:05:24,503 Impressive. 123 00:05:26,006 --> 00:05:28,407 Don't worry, I'm sure there's tons of things we can find to do together. 124 00:05:29,643 --> 00:05:31,343 Hmm... 125 00:05:32,713 --> 00:05:35,313 Hey, Amelia just asked if I could go to the movies with her tonight. 126 00:05:35,349 --> 00:05:37,315 - Can you take me? - Oh, happy to. 127 00:05:37,351 --> 00:05:39,051 Yeah, now that I got my cast off, 128 00:05:39,053 --> 00:05:40,852 that's the kind of wonderful thing I can do. 129 00:05:40,888 --> 00:05:42,154 I can also do this. 130 00:05:46,994 --> 00:05:50,028 Wow! Now you're not just cool aunt Mel, you're cool Stepmom Mel. 131 00:05:50,064 --> 00:05:51,713 I am! 132 00:05:51,749 --> 00:05:53,465 I need to update my Twitter bio. 133 00:05:54,785 --> 00:05:56,535 You are much cooler than Joe. 134 00:05:56,570 --> 00:05:58,303 I know, but don't tell him. 135 00:05:58,355 --> 00:05:59,604 He can't handle the truth. 136 00:06:01,275 --> 00:06:03,091 That's a reference. 137 00:06:03,143 --> 00:06:04,276 Never mind. 138 00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:09,064 Hey, I bet there's tons of movies that we could see. 139 00:06:09,099 --> 00:06:10,582 Oh yeah, of course there are. 140 00:06:10,617 --> 00:06:13,185 Ooh, I really want to see this French film, La Tristesse de ma Mère. 141 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:15,821 It means "the sadness of my mother." 142 00:06:15,823 --> 00:06:17,856 If his mother's a robot, I'm in. 143 00:06:18,892 --> 00:06:20,726 But you know what I hear is also cool? 144 00:06:20,744 --> 00:06:21,860 Zeke, the Talking Donkey. 145 00:06:21,895 --> 00:06:23,528 Check out the ad. 146 00:06:23,564 --> 00:06:24,663 "Zeke... 147 00:06:24,698 --> 00:06:26,631 "The dirtiest ass in Cleveland." 148 00:06:27,801 --> 00:06:29,501 Get it? 149 00:06:29,536 --> 00:06:30,702 I wish I didn't. 150 00:06:32,306 --> 00:06:33,371 Oh, okay. 151 00:06:33,407 --> 00:06:34,539 Maybe we should just give up, huh? 152 00:06:35,576 --> 00:06:38,026 What? No, no, hold on. How about... 153 00:06:38,062 --> 00:06:40,212 How about this one? Hang the Iron Lantern? 154 00:06:40,247 --> 00:06:43,031 It's a documentary about a local sculptor, Thorndyke Welles. 155 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:44,950 He makes art, which I like, 156 00:06:44,952 --> 00:06:47,819 and his sculptures are made of metal, which you, as a welder, would enjoy. 157 00:06:47,855 --> 00:06:49,121 That sounds good, doesn't it? 158 00:06:49,156 --> 00:06:50,155 Yeah. 159 00:06:51,642 --> 00:06:53,492 - Are you lying? - Yeah. 160 00:06:55,479 --> 00:06:56,862 But seriously, if you're interested, 161 00:06:56,897 --> 00:06:58,463 I'm interested. 162 00:07:01,685 --> 00:07:05,137 But if that art movie is sold out, the donkey movie, 3-d, 163 00:07:05,189 --> 00:07:07,372 so when Zeke burps, your hair blows back. 164 00:07:18,852 --> 00:07:20,936 Thorndyke Welles is such a genius. 165 00:07:20,988 --> 00:07:23,889 I mean, to spend three years working on that one sculpture. 166 00:07:23,924 --> 00:07:25,857 I don't know what he was doing all that time. 167 00:07:25,893 --> 00:07:28,543 Me and my boys could have that thing knocked out in a weekend. 168 00:07:28,595 --> 00:07:30,762 No! He was creating something of... 169 00:07:30,764 --> 00:07:32,614 Incredible symbolic complexity. 170 00:07:32,666 --> 00:07:35,684 Whatever! The welds sucked. 171 00:07:35,719 --> 00:07:39,454 Drippy. Uneven. He is not getting in the union with sloppy work like that. 172 00:07:40,674 --> 00:07:43,408 - Hey, Lennox. - Zander. 173 00:07:43,410 --> 00:07:45,477 You know Marco. 174 00:07:45,512 --> 00:07:47,979 Yeah, we've met. 175 00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:51,016 So, uh... 176 00:07:51,051 --> 00:07:52,717 - That's new. - Oh yeah. 177 00:07:52,753 --> 00:07:54,052 Well, after you broke up with me, my roommates 178 00:07:54,087 --> 00:07:56,021 thought it wise to hide all the razor blades, so... 179 00:07:56,056 --> 00:07:57,639 Voila! 180 00:07:59,493 --> 00:08:01,860 So, the movie. Was that incredible or what? 181 00:08:01,895 --> 00:08:04,446 Yeah. Thorndyke Welles is a genius. 182 00:08:04,498 --> 00:08:06,565 Oh, he's gonna be signing copies of his book in the lobby. 183 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:10,168 I know! I'm actually working up the courage to re-introduce myself to him. 184 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:12,521 I had an interview with him last week to be an intern at his art studio. 185 00:08:12,573 --> 00:08:15,257 Excuse me, I'm gonna go make some art in the men's room. 186 00:08:16,643 --> 00:08:18,877 If I run into Thorndyke, I'll tell him what's wrong with his welds. 187 00:08:21,181 --> 00:08:23,698 It's a good plan. I'm sure he'll love that. 188 00:08:25,052 --> 00:08:26,818 So... 189 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,587 You two are, uh... 190 00:08:28,622 --> 00:08:29,788 Officially going out, huh? 191 00:08:29,823 --> 00:08:31,523 - We are. - Good. 192 00:08:31,558 --> 00:08:33,491 Good. Question... 193 00:08:33,493 --> 00:08:34,809 Question, uh... 194 00:08:34,845 --> 00:08:36,444 When you take him to a movie like this, 195 00:08:36,496 --> 00:08:38,330 do you have to explain it to him in little tiny words? 196 00:08:39,516 --> 00:08:41,333 It's not nice to talk behind someone's back. 197 00:08:41,368 --> 00:08:43,568 No, I know, but if I said it to his face, 198 00:08:43,604 --> 00:08:45,403 he'd punch me. 199 00:08:50,944 --> 00:08:52,777 Hey. 200 00:08:52,813 --> 00:08:54,179 Dani! Great! 201 00:08:54,214 --> 00:08:56,114 I thought your dad wouldn't let you come out on a date. 202 00:08:56,149 --> 00:08:57,949 My dad has no idea. 203 00:08:57,951 --> 00:08:59,918 Luckily, my stepmom's easy to scam. 204 00:08:59,937 --> 00:09:03,521 Joaquin and Dash are getting us some popcorn. They'll be right back. 205 00:09:03,557 --> 00:09:06,524 - Hiya! - What are you doing here? 206 00:09:06,543 --> 00:09:08,360 You were just supposed to drop me off. 207 00:09:08,395 --> 00:09:09,761 Oh. Well, I saw the poster. 208 00:09:09,796 --> 00:09:12,214 I didn't know this was a Zeke movie. I love that talking donkey. 209 00:09:12,249 --> 00:09:14,266 You know, he really speaks his mind. 210 00:09:14,301 --> 00:09:16,350 Anyway, if it's awkward for your girlfriends 211 00:09:16,374 --> 00:09:17,453 to see me, I can sit a few rows back. 212 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:22,340 That was weird. 213 00:09:22,342 --> 00:09:25,110 A totally random boy just handed me popcorn for absolutely no reason. 214 00:09:26,179 --> 00:09:28,179 - Is this a date? - No! 215 00:09:28,215 --> 00:09:29,781 It's a double date. 216 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:31,472 Thanks! 217 00:09:32,085 --> 00:09:33,685 Don't tell Joe. 218 00:09:33,737 --> 00:09:36,488 He can't handle the truth. 219 00:09:36,523 --> 00:09:37,689 Did I say it right? 220 00:09:41,194 --> 00:09:43,281 Dani, your dad told you no dating! 221 00:09:43,281 --> 00:09:45,348 Yeah, but clearly that ship has sailed. 222 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:47,116 I can't leave you here with these boys. 223 00:09:47,168 --> 00:09:49,118 That would be like lying to Joe. 224 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:51,888 I've done it. It's not that hard. 225 00:09:51,923 --> 00:09:53,973 Joe and I are a team. I can't go behind his back. 226 00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:55,691 But what about me? 227 00:09:55,743 --> 00:09:57,844 It'll be totally embarrassing if I just leave. 228 00:09:57,879 --> 00:10:00,613 Come on, you were 13 once. 229 00:10:00,648 --> 00:10:02,465 Not that long ago. 230 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,433 Uh-huh, yeah. Like I'm gonna fall for that. 231 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:06,736 How long ago do you think? 232 00:10:08,239 --> 00:10:09,805 If my stepmom drags me out of here, 233 00:10:09,807 --> 00:10:14,060 the humiliating photos will be all over the Internet before I leave the lobby. 234 00:10:14,095 --> 00:10:16,212 My life at my new school will be totally ruined. 235 00:10:16,247 --> 00:10:18,381 Okay, but Joe never finds out. 236 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:20,316 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 237 00:10:20,318 --> 00:10:22,885 All right, I'll wait for you in the lobby. 238 00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:25,121 But when this movie gets out, you are getting a hickey check. 239 00:10:25,156 --> 00:10:27,123 What's a hickey? 240 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,808 Ha-ha. Nice try. 241 00:10:35,650 --> 00:10:37,667 - Morning. - Hey! 242 00:10:37,719 --> 00:10:39,669 Dani must be pretty mad at me. 243 00:10:39,704 --> 00:10:41,504 Kids, huh? 244 00:10:41,539 --> 00:10:43,506 Yeah, well, she didn't even say good night to me 245 00:10:43,558 --> 00:10:45,508 when you guys got home from the movies last night. 246 00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:48,377 I'll tell you, you know, her dad says she can't date, all of a sudden I'm a monster. 247 00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:51,247 That's the price you pay for being a tough parent. 248 00:10:51,282 --> 00:10:52,415 Yep, yep, yep. 249 00:10:53,418 --> 00:10:55,818 I gotta tell you, honey, it really means the world to me 250 00:10:55,853 --> 00:10:57,069 that you have my back on this one, 251 00:10:57,121 --> 00:10:59,789 because now I know you and I are truly teammates. 252 00:10:59,824 --> 00:11:01,023 Yep, yep, yep. 253 00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:04,760 And I just wanna apologize in advance because in about a minute 254 00:11:04,796 --> 00:11:07,563 Dani's going to come downstairs, and she's gonna be throwing 255 00:11:07,599 --> 00:11:09,732 a whole bunch of teenage attitude our way. 256 00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:12,568 Good morning, everyone! 257 00:11:12,604 --> 00:11:14,737 Did you see the sky outside? 258 00:11:14,772 --> 00:11:16,572 It's so beautiful, 259 00:11:16,608 --> 00:11:18,207 it's like a screen saver! 260 00:11:18,259 --> 00:11:20,409 Hashtag no filter! 261 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:23,396 Hey, kiddo. 262 00:11:23,431 --> 00:11:26,882 How did you and the girls enjoy the talking donkey movie? 263 00:11:26,918 --> 00:11:28,784 So stupid. 264 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:29,885 I loved it. 265 00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:34,957 Wow. 266 00:11:36,778 --> 00:11:38,494 You see what I did? 267 00:11:38,529 --> 00:11:39,512 What? 268 00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:43,332 I parented the crap out of her! 269 00:11:44,469 --> 00:11:46,435 You know, Mel, confirms what I always thought: 270 00:11:46,471 --> 00:11:49,438 Even with kids today, a good old-fashioned dose of vitamin N still works. 271 00:11:50,441 --> 00:11:52,308 - Vitamin N? - Yeah, the word "no". 272 00:11:52,343 --> 00:11:54,210 Administer as needed. 273 00:11:54,212 --> 00:11:56,862 Up high, teammate. 274 00:11:56,914 --> 00:11:58,014 Yep, yep, yep. 275 00:12:01,119 --> 00:12:02,868 - Hey. - Hey! 276 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:06,706 So, here are this week's drawings for "Cassandra." 277 00:12:06,741 --> 00:12:08,541 Great, thanks. 278 00:12:08,593 --> 00:12:10,593 You know, I'm glad that even though we broke up, 279 00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:12,495 we can work together on our web series. 280 00:12:12,547 --> 00:12:15,314 Yeah! Oh, you know who else I might be working with pretty soon? 281 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:16,615 I'll tell you his initials: 282 00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:18,467 It's renowned American sculptor, Thorndyke Welles! 283 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:20,569 Wait, you got the internship? 284 00:12:20,571 --> 00:12:22,171 Well, not quite. 285 00:12:22,223 --> 00:12:23,506 It's down to me and one other guy. 286 00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:26,409 There's no way that other dwerp is one-tenth as talented as you. 287 00:12:26,427 --> 00:12:29,045 You're totally getting this internship. 288 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:32,181 Well, you can't be too sure, especially since the other dwerp is me. 289 00:12:33,985 --> 00:12:35,785 - What? - Excuse me, what? I'm sorry. 290 00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:38,068 Yeah! After the screening, I wound up 291 00:12:38,069 --> 00:12:39,690 standing beside Thorndyke at the urinals. 292 00:12:39,691 --> 00:12:41,674 I told him what I thought of his lame pipe. 293 00:12:43,444 --> 00:12:47,296 Then I clarified and explained I was referring to his shoddy welds. 294 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,268 Okay, so... the other guy is you. 295 00:12:52,303 --> 00:12:53,619 But you're, uh... 296 00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:54,709 You're... 297 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,733 Someone Mr. Welles said he could learn a lot from. 298 00:12:58,009 --> 00:13:00,209 I gotta go call my mom. She's going to be so proud. 299 00:13:02,914 --> 00:13:04,764 Oh my God! 300 00:13:04,816 --> 00:13:07,616 I can't believe he's doing this to me. 301 00:13:07,618 --> 00:13:09,685 Zander, he's not doing anything to you. 302 00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:12,488 Are you blind, Lennox? Your boyfriend is totally screwing both of us! 303 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,659 In very different ways. 304 00:13:21,349 --> 00:13:22,732 If you guys don't need any more help, 305 00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,533 I have some extra credit homework I want to get to. 306 00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:26,302 We can take care of the rest. You are excused. 307 00:13:29,507 --> 00:13:31,974 Amazing. Huh? 308 00:13:32,026 --> 00:13:33,292 From a single seed of discipline 309 00:13:33,327 --> 00:13:36,262 comes an entire forest of good behavior. 310 00:13:37,231 --> 00:13:39,081 And we thought we were gonna have trouble with that one. 311 00:13:39,117 --> 00:13:40,883 - Oh boy, were we wrong. - Yeah! 312 00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:42,935 I'll tell ya, honey, I think this... 313 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,987 Parenting victory calls for a little celebration. 314 00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:46,756 Yesterday when I was at the hardware store, 315 00:13:46,808 --> 00:13:49,742 I bought a party bulb off the impulse rack. It's in my nightstand. 316 00:13:49,777 --> 00:13:52,461 - Why don't you, uh... - Run upstairs and flip it on? 317 00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:54,463 Yeah you will! 318 00:14:00,321 --> 00:14:02,538 Oh, hey, Dan! You left your phone on the table, sweetie! 319 00:14:05,476 --> 00:14:08,144 "Can't wait for our next double date. 320 00:14:08,179 --> 00:14:11,080 "Thank your cool stepmom for making it possible. 321 00:14:12,784 --> 00:14:13,999 "Joaquin." 322 00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:19,588 Dead man Joaquin. 323 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,448 I got you some... ♪ frozen yogurt. ♪ 324 00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:30,433 Why do you want to work for Thorndyke Welles? 325 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,551 Some girls would just say, "I'm so lucky to have 326 00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:34,453 "a boyfriend who brings me frozen treats." 327 00:14:35,489 --> 00:14:37,222 Well, I just... 328 00:14:37,274 --> 00:14:38,457 I can't figure it out. 329 00:14:38,492 --> 00:14:41,093 Why, all of a sudden, someone who has no interest in art 330 00:14:41,128 --> 00:14:42,978 wants so badly to work for this artist. 331 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:44,246 It doesn't matter anymore. 332 00:14:44,281 --> 00:14:47,099 The gallery just texted me. Zander got the job. 333 00:14:47,134 --> 00:14:48,901 You were right. 334 00:14:48,903 --> 00:14:50,836 I couldn't compete with an actual artist. 335 00:14:52,006 --> 00:14:53,038 Wow. 336 00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:55,891 You really wanted that job. 337 00:14:55,926 --> 00:14:58,510 But how come? I mean, you'd be a glorified gopher, 338 00:14:58,546 --> 00:15:01,513 - and you're not even interested in art. - Yeah, but you are. 339 00:15:01,565 --> 00:15:03,448 And maybe then we'd have a little more in common. 340 00:15:06,287 --> 00:15:07,452 Besides that. 341 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:11,490 I wasn't sure if your motives were pure. 342 00:15:11,492 --> 00:15:14,309 Turns out your motives were awesome. 343 00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:18,830 It really doesn't bother you that our interests are different? 344 00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:20,232 No, of course not. 345 00:15:20,234 --> 00:15:22,834 And I bet with time I could learn to love monster trucks. 346 00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:24,903 - Really? - Yes. 347 00:15:24,939 --> 00:15:27,706 - Are you lying? - Yes. 348 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,381 Oh, I wasn't expecting you at all, 349 00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:38,183 but now that you're here... 350 00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:41,053 Mel, before we go any further... 351 00:15:41,055 --> 00:15:42,354 Right, I almost forgot. 352 00:15:47,595 --> 00:15:49,861 Janelle, in zoning, got really too into Fifty Shades of Grey. 353 00:15:49,897 --> 00:15:52,864 And now she wants everyone to be as twisted as she is. 354 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,967 And it would be rude not to use 355 00:15:55,002 --> 00:15:57,052 her secret Santa gift. 356 00:15:57,104 --> 00:16:00,539 Listen, honey, I really appreciate all the trouble you went to, but, uh... 357 00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:01,840 - We really need to talk. - Oh, right. 358 00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,859 We cannot go any further without a safe word. 359 00:16:05,412 --> 00:16:06,511 How about, um... 360 00:16:06,547 --> 00:16:07,613 How about "Stepmom"? 361 00:16:07,648 --> 00:16:08,730 Or maybe, uh... 362 00:16:08,782 --> 00:16:10,249 "Double date." 363 00:16:10,284 --> 00:16:12,484 Or, oh, wait a minute. Here's my favorite: 364 00:16:12,519 --> 00:16:14,202 My wife lied to me! 365 00:16:15,289 --> 00:16:17,222 This does not sound like... ♪ foreplay. ♪ 366 00:16:18,409 --> 00:16:20,092 I told Dani she couldn't date, 367 00:16:20,127 --> 00:16:21,994 and you took her out to meet a boy? 368 00:16:22,029 --> 00:16:23,912 Okay, look, it all started very innocently. 369 00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:25,264 I was trapped, 370 00:16:25,299 --> 00:16:27,099 you know, handcuffed, if you will. And speaking of which... 371 00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:28,867 What's in here? 372 00:16:30,204 --> 00:16:32,504 Stop it! All right? Don't distract me with your sex-cessories. 373 00:16:32,539 --> 00:16:34,740 Okay? And you know what? Would you take that silly mask off, please? 374 00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,708 Because I feel like I'm being hit on by Batman. 375 00:16:37,811 --> 00:16:38,810 Okay, look... 376 00:16:40,648 --> 00:16:43,482 I didn't know that there was gonna be a boy there until after we got there. 377 00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:45,334 Besides, it was just a movie! 378 00:16:45,369 --> 00:16:46,618 "Just a movie"? 379 00:16:46,637 --> 00:16:49,137 Half my neighborhood was conceived during just a movie! 380 00:16:49,189 --> 00:16:52,090 Joe, if I dragged her out of there in front of her friends, 381 00:16:52,126 --> 00:16:54,943 she would have been humiliated. You were 13 once. 382 00:16:54,995 --> 00:16:56,194 Not as recently as me, but... 383 00:16:57,298 --> 00:16:59,264 Mel! We are husband and wife, we are teammates! 384 00:16:59,316 --> 00:17:01,900 I understand you had to make a tough call in the heat of the moment, 385 00:17:01,935 --> 00:17:03,168 but why didn't you tell me afterwards? 386 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:04,936 There was a very good reason. 387 00:17:10,027 --> 00:17:12,511 Well? 388 00:17:12,546 --> 00:17:14,846 Look, you know Lennox and Marco did not come to you when they started dating? 389 00:17:14,882 --> 00:17:16,548 Because they knew it was wrong! 390 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:19,318 Or maybe they were worried about how you'd react. 391 00:17:19,353 --> 00:17:20,669 I reacted fine! 392 00:17:20,704 --> 00:17:22,154 No one got hit. 393 00:17:22,189 --> 00:17:23,522 Joe, I would love it if we could set the bar 394 00:17:23,524 --> 00:17:25,357 a little higher than "no one got hit." 395 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:28,093 Hey, hey! What do Marco and Lennox have to do with us, anyway? 396 00:17:28,095 --> 00:17:29,928 Okay. 397 00:17:29,963 --> 00:17:33,265 Now... if I tell you this, you promise you won't fly off the handle? 398 00:17:33,317 --> 00:17:36,702 Yes. Honey, come on. 399 00:17:36,737 --> 00:17:38,720 You can tell me anything. 400 00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:40,906 - Here goes. - Okay. 401 00:17:40,941 --> 00:17:42,708 Joe... 402 00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,976 You're not always that easy to talk to. 403 00:17:45,012 --> 00:17:47,713 Me? What? 404 00:17:47,748 --> 00:17:49,481 That is insane... 405 00:17:52,486 --> 00:17:54,236 ...ly important for me to hear. 406 00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:57,489 I do that a lot? 407 00:17:58,525 --> 00:18:00,992 What's a lot? Yeah, constantly. 408 00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:05,864 So people are afraid to tell me things 'cause of how I might react. 409 00:18:08,102 --> 00:18:09,868 That explains a lot. 410 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:11,136 What? 411 00:18:12,806 --> 00:18:14,773 When I was a kid... 412 00:18:14,808 --> 00:18:16,875 And my mom told me there was no Santa Claus... 413 00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:19,895 She had my Uncle Saul there... 414 00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,646 The cop. 415 00:18:24,418 --> 00:18:25,650 It was a good call. I didn't take it well. 416 00:18:27,488 --> 00:18:29,388 Well, Joe, I still love you, 417 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:31,490 all of you, you know, even the... 418 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,475 Overreacty, angry parts. 419 00:18:35,229 --> 00:18:37,028 It's not all anger, Mel. 420 00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:40,899 A lot of it is, uh... 421 00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:42,067 Fear, actually. 422 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:45,971 I was afraid Lennox would get hurt and there was nothing I could do about it. 423 00:18:46,006 --> 00:18:47,906 Dani's even younger than that. I gotta tell you... 424 00:18:48,992 --> 00:18:50,142 You were worried she'd get hurt? 425 00:18:50,177 --> 00:18:51,760 No, I'm worried I'm gonna be a grandfather. 426 00:18:54,047 --> 00:18:55,797 Thanks for letting me know that my... 427 00:18:57,634 --> 00:18:59,568 Parental concern can look a little... 428 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,420 Scary at times. 429 00:19:01,455 --> 00:19:03,371 You're welcome. And... 430 00:19:03,424 --> 00:19:05,390 I should have come straight out and told you what I did for Dani. 431 00:19:07,327 --> 00:19:08,627 So, wait a minute. 432 00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:11,446 In other words... 433 00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:13,298 You were, um... 434 00:19:14,468 --> 00:19:16,318 Really? You're gonna make me say it? 435 00:19:16,353 --> 00:19:19,154 I'm just saying. You know, you went through all this trouble for a romantic evening. 436 00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:20,338 This could really get the night going. 437 00:19:21,975 --> 00:19:23,141 I was... 438 00:19:24,244 --> 00:19:27,045 - Wrong. - Oh God, that does it to me. 439 00:19:27,097 --> 00:19:29,014 - So wrong. - Mm-hmm. 440 00:19:29,016 --> 00:19:31,116 Mistaken. Incorrect. 441 00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:33,051 I am not withholding anything from you tonight. 442 00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:40,138 So, I start tomorrow as Thorndyke's new intern. 443 00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:40,638 You know... 444 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,606 Answering phone calls, running errands... 445 00:19:42,658 --> 00:19:43,824 Plunging the occasional toilet. 446 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:47,611 Doesn't sound very glamorous, but I'm really excited. 447 00:19:47,613 --> 00:19:50,664 Well, I'm sure you'll be working side by side with him in his studio in no time. 448 00:19:50,699 --> 00:19:52,783 Oh no. No. 449 00:19:52,835 --> 00:19:55,085 No. He made it very clear: Nobody touches the art but Mr. Welles. 450 00:19:57,089 --> 00:19:58,872 - Hey guys. - Oh hey! 451 00:19:58,924 --> 00:20:00,757 Hey, you know, sorry about that job. 452 00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:02,709 Better luck next time, right? 453 00:20:03,796 --> 00:20:05,629 Yeah, maybe it just wasn't the job for you, 454 00:20:05,631 --> 00:20:08,014 but I know there will be other opportunities that fit you perfectly. 455 00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:12,102 That is exactly what Thorndyke said when he told me I wasn't gonna get that gopher job. 456 00:20:13,889 --> 00:20:15,972 But then a funny thing happened. 457 00:20:15,974 --> 00:20:18,974 He just called and asked if I wanna help out in the studio 458 00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:20,767 Pouring metal and doing the welding. 459 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:23,219 I'm gonna be his new apprentice! 460 00:20:25,756 --> 00:20:27,484 So... You're gonna touch the art? 461 00:20:27,485 --> 00:20:28,724 You're just gonna do that? 462 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,259 His exact words were, 463 00:20:31,259 --> 00:20:35,058 "Marco, I want you by my side as I create." 464 00:20:40,927 --> 00:20:44,259 Well, didn't this just work out great for everybody?