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Ay-ay-ay!
(bees buzzing)
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♪ The Simpsons 26x12 ♪
The Musk Who Fell to Earth
Original Air Date on January
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(birds chirping)
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Oh! Looks like our birdhouse
is benefitting
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from positive word of beak.
(laughs)
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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(eagle screeches)
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A bald eagle!
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It is!
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(screeches)
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Maybe he's giving those
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little baby birds some food.
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(screams)
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(screeches)
(gasps)
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Homer, quick!
Get your shooing broom.
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Marge, an eagle is
our country's mascot!
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Fighting him is like
kicking George Washington
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in his wooden nuts!
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Aah! (grunting)
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(screeches)
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(grunts)
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Ow. Ow.
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This means war!
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Boy, bring my toupee.
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Go ahead, boy.
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MILHOUSE:
It's working!
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It's definitely working!
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For once, we're finally
gonna catch that mouse.
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(screeches)
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Got you!
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Ha.ha! Stupid eagle!
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It wasn't the mouse
we were after. It was you!
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Marge, preheat the oven!
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(grunting)
(screeching)
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I got him cornered, boy!
Bag him up!
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(screeching)
(grunting)
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(laughing)
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Not so majestic
in a trash bag, are you?
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Oopsie.
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(puffing)
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Seems almost a shame
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I'm gonna have to bang you
against the wall
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till you die.
No!
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Let's take the eagle
to Shelbyville Animal Rescue
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where you took
that injured hummingbird
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you found on the front lawn.
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Uh...
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um...
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Or maybe we can nurse him
back to health
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and set him free in the wild.
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Okay, Bart, think of a name.
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Make it great-- insanely,
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unbelievably great!
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Squawky?
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Perfect.
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Just like when
we let you name Maggie.
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(humming)
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Squawky, until I met you,
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I never thought I could
love something bald.
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(screeches)
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Bye!
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We love you.
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(all gasp)
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Oh, my God.
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Brace yourselves, family.
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We're about to meet a being
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with intelligence
far beyond ours.
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Boy, give me my baseball bat.
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Hello. I'm Elon Musk.
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Die!
What the...?
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Dad, no! Elon Musk is possibly
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the greatest living inventor!
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You're the guy
who put wheels on luggage?
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Oh, bless you!
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Bless you!
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(crying)
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I'm-I'm not that guy.
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His company perfected
electric cars
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and then gave away
the patents!
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He changed the way
Hollywood drives!
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And now he's landed in our yard.
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On my son's bike
and on our mailman's leg.
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Honey, guess who crushed me?
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I'll give you a hint.
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His first name is Elon.
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Ah! That's right!
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So, what brings you
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to Springfield, Mr. Musk?
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What does bring me
to Springfield?
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Well, to start with,
I'm an idea man.
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It's my raison d'être.
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Mmm, Raisin Detra.
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I've hit a dry patch.
I'm blocked.
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In my personal drought,
I'm traveling the country
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quietly by spaceship,
looking for... inspiration.
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That's so sad.
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Maybe we're the same.
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Two lost ships
in the intellectual sea.
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Each of whom could inspire
the other to reach...
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Hey, Elon, if you're interested,
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you could come to the nuclear
plant where I work tomorrow.
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I am and I will!
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Great.
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And if anyone asks where I am,
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just cover for me.
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Homer!
Fine!
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We'll both go,
and if anybody asks you
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something you don't understand,
just say protons.
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So... do you get satellite
radio cheaper in space?
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Homer, if we're gonna
carpool together,
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there's one thing
you have to know.
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Ass, gas or grass--
no one rides for free.
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It's as old as the Bible.
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No, it's that I don't talk
to anyone unless they provide
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the mental stimulation I seek.
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Ditto.
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(Lisa giggles nervously)
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Hi. I didn't want
to miss one more chance
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to spend time with Mr. Musk.
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It is such an honor.
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He is.
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And may I save that paper?
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"No ideas."
(gasps)
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That's sad.
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(gasps)
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That's even worse.
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(gasps)
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Aw, man, I wish those
were white meatballs.
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(triumphant orchestra
music playing)
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Oh, my. That's an idea!
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White meatballs--
synthetic meat
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that you can print
in your printer.
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Say something else.
Please! Now!
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Uh... don't tase me, bro.
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Chocolate rain!
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Tase, bro, chocolate rain.
Use electroplating
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to remove metal ions
from rainwater,
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making it suitable for drinking.
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What about the chocolate?
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We'll make the device a soothing
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chocolate color-- brilliant!
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He's taking your Homerisms
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and turning them into
his own great ideas!
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This is the most inspirational
moment of my life, but...
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unfortunately, this is my stop.
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Bye.
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Well, come on,
keep throwing things at me.
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Um...
(grunts)
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Oh, this is a break.
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We're-we're taking a break!
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(grunts)
(laughs)
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(both laughing)
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I got you!
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MUSK: You're fun.
Well, duh.
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Why don't have fun
like that, Lou?
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(huffing)
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Ah, Chief!
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Did anyone ever tell you
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there's a safety
on that gun?
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What do you mean
this thing?
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(grunts)
That's the trigger!
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What are you writing?
Share, buddy.
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Suggestion
for the suggestion box.
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Can anyone make a suggestion?
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Be my guest, but
I seriously doubt
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the old man ever reads them.
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Suggestion 8,432.
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Nix!
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Hmm, technically an order,
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not a suggestion.
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"Installing an MHD generator
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"would allow the plant to
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"operate at a higher temperature
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"without the tyranny
of moving parts
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using conducting plasma
as the moving conductor"?
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Excellent.
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Clearly the work of Lenny.
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That's the white one, right?
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Is this your suggestion?
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No. No,
mine was rubber mats
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in the decontamination
showers.
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Also, water in the
decontamination showers.
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Never!
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Mm-hmm. Mm.
Good Lord!
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Sir, you know who that is?
The man who's
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revolutionized the
car industry.
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Henry Ford,
good to see you.
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As healthy and vibrant
as Detroit itself.
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No, sir, this is Elon Musk.
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For some reason, he's sharing
a console with Homer Simpson.
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His mind is as rich as
an Italian wedding soup.
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Homer, what are
you thinking now?
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Uh, Pittsburgh 35, Dallas 31!
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(triumphant orchestra
music playing)
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Pittsburgh steel,
Dallas Cowboys...
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Robotic cattle herding!
Thank you, Homer.
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(gentle music playing)
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Sorry, that's something
I'm working on
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so that I don't have
to display facial expressions.
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(electrical crackling)
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Young man, I look at you
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and I see myself.
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How much would you charge
to work for me?
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I don't care about the money.
The whole monetary system is
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just a series of interconnected
heterogeneous databases.
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Could you repeat
that first part?
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I don't care about the money.
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Once more... with feeling?
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I don't care about the money.
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Now, let me feel the vibrations
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of your lips.
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(muffled):
I don't care about the money.
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And I want you to get your
fingers out of my mouth!
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Smithers, there's something
strange in his mouth.
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It's called moisture.
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Hmm, I see.
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Okay, Musk, what do you propose?
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Well, you'll need to increase
the capacity of your plant.
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You cover the costs,
you get 100% of the profits.
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Careful, Elon, he's not
as kindly as he appears.
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(creaking)
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Now, Burns,
what if everything in town
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not powered by electricity
were powered my electricity.
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The electricity you sell them.
Imagine that.
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(gasps)
My doctor says I'm not allowed
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to imagine, so I hired
someone to do it for me.
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Send in the imaginer.
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(humming)
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Oh, that's fabulous.
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Oh, my goodness,
I can see everything.
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I'm in.
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Oh, by the way, Mr. Burns?
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I haven't been paid
in a while.
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Here you go. Imagine.
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Ooh, Swiss francs!
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Time to take my wife
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for a night on the town.
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Hey, wait a minute!
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(sniffs)
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So, what kind
of lunch do you pack?
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Wow, Elon, you're
like Willy Wonka
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without the underpaid
munchkins.
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Uh, I'd like
to offer you something.
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But all I got is coffee.
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With cream!
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Come on, I want cream.
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Give it up.
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(grunting)
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D'oh!
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Cream and sugar are
one thing too many!
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(triumphant orchestra
music playing)
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Exactly, exactly!
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What if we made the
cream cup out of sugar
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so it dissolved in the coffee?
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Wow. Wow!
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Between your genius
and my nothing,
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we make a great team!
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Come on, give me a hug.
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Sorry, I'm not one for hugging.
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Well, I'm not one
for just talking.
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(violin playing romantic melody)
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Does that drone do date nights
with the wife?
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My partner, Montgomery Burns...
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ALL:
Boo!
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...and I...
(cheering) Hooray!
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have exciting news.
Springfield Nuclear
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has electric solutions
to all of your energy needs.
268
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,740
The Springfield Hyperloop.
269
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,750
Electrifying the school to
replace the old power source,
270
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,017
Willy pushing a wheel.
271
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,087
(drumming rhythmically)
272
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,789
And my passion project,
the Glayvinator.
273
00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,924
You have a Glayvinator, too?
274
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,560
Is it, um, uh, patent-pending?
275
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:29,628
Patent granted.
276
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,330
All the years of Glayvining
277
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,098
in my basement for naught!
278
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,299
I'm a failure.
279
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,834
Ah, yes,
everyone's been there.
280
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,069
You have those
feelings, too?
281
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,604
Of course not.
282
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,606
If I knew how to make a fist,
I'd hit you.
283
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,174
This is wonderful, Smithers.
284
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,910
For once in my life,
something's going my way.
285
00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,311
I'm not so sure.
286
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,680
Oh, another visit
from Mr. Worrywart.
287
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,282
I don't trust Musk.
288
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,951
Anyone with that much money
has a darkness in his soul.
289
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,620
Says you.
290
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,121
(sighs)
291
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,131
SMITHERS:
Mr. Burns?
292
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,367
Mr. Burns?
293
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,802
Sir,
294
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,703
Musk's ideas sound great,
too great.
295
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:12,938
We're meant for wretched lives.
296
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:14,473
We should pass on this.
297
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,941
And before you reply, remember,
298
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,543
I've never let you down.
299
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,144
You know what I'm going
to say, right?
300
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,813
Release the...
I was going to say
301
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,981
"Get out,"
but your idea sounds better.
302
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,896
(sighs) Can you give me
a ten-second head start?
303
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,118
Of course.
304
00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,286
One, two, three!
305
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,121
(barking)
306
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,256
Not on my carpet.
307
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:35,127
Attention,
fans of The Little Rascals.
308
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:38,030
The last of them died today
in Palm Springs.
309
00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:40,465
Now it's time for traffic
with Arnie Pye.
310
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,867
Nothing to report, Kent.
311
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,535
Since Elon Musk gave everyone
312
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,170
self-driving cars,
313
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,406
there hasn't been
a single accident.
314
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,575
(chuckles) Well, you be careful
up there, Arnie.
315
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:50,876
No need.
316
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,579
Mr. Musk gave me
a self-flying chopper!
317
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,847
Where's Arnie?
318
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:58,083
Now I can get
as loaded as I want,
319
00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:01,053
which is pretty damn loaded.
320
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,387
Oh, boy.
321
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,556
♪ Elon, Elon, you're my guy ♪
322
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:07,826
♪ Since you came down
from the sky. ♪
323
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,828
(gulping)
324
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,667
Car, go park at work so
people think I'm there.
325
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,902
(horn honks)
326
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,975
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Force of habit.
327
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,246
Car, wake Grampa.
328
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,915
(zapping)
(Grampa groaning)
329
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,383
Thank you.
330
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,418
Mm. (mutters)
331
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,126
Bart, what are you doing?
332
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,495
Disable auto drive.
333
00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:44,796
AUTOMATED VOICE:
334
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,531
Foolish boy.
335
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,368
You'll never guess
Elon Musk's master password.
336
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,070
Musk rulez, with a "Z."
337
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,405
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Password verified.
338
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,240
Manual control enabled.
339
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,175
(laughs)
340
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,048
(tires squealing)
341
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,054
Welcome, friends.
342
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,455
I have invited you here to share
343
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,424
in our first quarterly
profit report.
344
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,892
I'm sure you're all
eager to hear
345
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,227
how much richer I am.
346
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,828
Now, to end the suspense,
347
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,096
Elon?
348
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,498
Thank you, Monty.
349
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,233
At our current rate...
Yes?
350
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,734
assuming
a linear growth model...
351
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,269
Of course!
352
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,305
...we are losing roughly
$50 million a quarter.
353
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,440
Just remember, our purpose
354
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,342
is to show the planet
how to save itself.
355
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,643
Oh, the planet.
356
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,178
I adore the planet.
357
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,280
Do you know my favorite part
of the planet?
358
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,015
Gravity!
359
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,917
There are no trapdoors
on this podium, Burns.
360
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,919
You just started
the PowerPoint presentation.
361
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,955
♪ ♪
362
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,994
No, no, no!
363
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,262
Musk, you tricked me.
364
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,897
Not a trick.
We sacrifice now to take care
365
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:54,166
of the future in a way
totally determined by me.
366
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,034
(groans) All I wanted was
to make obscene profits
367
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,603
in the last year of my life
and leave it to no one.
368
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,806
Why does God hate dreamers?
369
00:14:02,881 --> 00:14:05,881
Due to recent fluctuations
in my judgment,
370
00:14:05,882 --> 00:14:07,350
and the once
in a lifetime mistake
371
00:14:07,384 --> 00:14:08,884
of trusting another human being,
372
00:14:08,919 --> 00:14:12,188
I am saddened to announce
massive layoffs.
373
00:14:12,222 --> 00:14:14,824
Who will pay for my
radiation sickness treatments?
374
00:14:14,858 --> 00:14:16,158
Not my concern.
375
00:14:16,193 --> 00:14:17,827
But Musk was our savior!
376
00:14:17,861 --> 00:14:20,029
Your so-called savior
isn't interested
377
00:14:20,063 --> 00:14:22,498
in saving anything
but the world. Bah!
378
00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:25,234
Burns' layoffs have thrown
the city into a new depression,
379
00:14:25,268 --> 00:14:28,104
marked by the singing of songs
from the old depression.
380
00:14:28,138 --> 00:14:30,539
If you're old enough
to have suffered then and now,
381
00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:32,074
why don't you sing along?
382
00:14:32,109 --> 00:14:36,011
♪ Now the rain's a-fallin' ♪
383
00:14:36,046 --> 00:14:38,781
♪ Hear the trains a-callin' ♪
384
00:14:38,815 --> 00:14:41,050
♪ Whoo-ee ♪
385
00:14:41,084 --> 00:14:43,452
♪ My mama done told me ♪
386
00:14:43,487 --> 00:14:47,189
♪ Hear that lonesome whistle ♪
387
00:14:47,224 --> 00:14:50,059
♪ Blowin' cross the trestle ♪
388
00:14:50,093 --> 00:14:52,862
♪ Whoo-ee ♪
389
00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:54,530
♪ My mama done told me ♪
390
00:14:54,564 --> 00:14:55,965
♪ A-Whoo-ee ♪
391
00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:57,600
♪ A-Whoo-ee ♪
(clopping hoofbeats)
392
00:14:57,634 --> 00:15:00,469
♪ Oh, clickety-clack
and it's echoing back ♪
393
00:15:00,504 --> 00:15:05,975
♪ The blues in the night. ♪
394
00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:07,710
My final invention.
395
00:15:07,744 --> 00:15:10,546
A pill that removes all grief.
396
00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:12,281
(chittering)
Ah...
397
00:15:15,419 --> 00:15:16,786
(groans)
398
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,154
(chittering)
399
00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:21,223
Oh, my God,
it attracts women, too.
400
00:15:21,258 --> 00:15:23,058
You're welcome, you're welcome,
you're welcome.
401
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:25,261
(distorted):
You're... welcome.
402
00:15:25,295 --> 00:15:26,929
(whistles)
403
00:15:26,963 --> 00:15:30,266
You really came back
from that Tommy John surgery.
404
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,735
Tell Musk there's more
where that came from.
405
00:15:32,769 --> 00:15:34,637
More of what? (groans)
406
00:15:34,671 --> 00:15:35,971
BURNS:
Smithers,
407
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:37,072
the hounds feel terrible
408
00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:38,340
for what they did,
409
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,576
and good news,
one pooped out your ear.
410
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,078
We'll dip it in iodine,
and it's just like new.
411
00:15:43,113 --> 00:15:45,114
(groans)
412
00:15:45,148 --> 00:15:47,283
Also, I'm sorry,
I couldn't find the records
413
00:15:47,317 --> 00:15:49,318
of the shots the hounds
had which, in turn,
414
00:15:49,352 --> 00:15:51,454
led to all those painful
injections in your abdomen.
415
00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:52,755
(groans)
416
00:15:52,789 --> 00:15:54,824
Now, the reason I'm here...
417
00:15:54,858 --> 00:15:56,659
I've made the calls.
418
00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:58,861
I'm gonna have Elon Musk killed,
419
00:15:58,895 --> 00:16:02,731
and I'll give you a little
extra morphine, friend.
420
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:05,034
(screaming)
421
00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:07,036
(dogs snarling)
Oh, right, that's a trapdoor.
422
00:16:08,405 --> 00:16:10,706
(groans)
423
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,308
What's wrong, Homer?
424
00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:14,343
Is it that all your friends
are out of work,
425
00:16:14,377 --> 00:16:15,845
and it's kind of your fault?
426
00:16:15,879 --> 00:16:17,646
(scoffs) No, it's Elon.
427
00:16:17,681 --> 00:16:19,315
I don't care how much
he likes me,
428
00:16:19,349 --> 00:16:21,116
I don't want to be friends
with him anymore.
429
00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:23,719
None of his pie in the sky
ideas ever work out.
430
00:16:23,753 --> 00:16:25,988
Sky pies are lie pies.
431
00:16:26,022 --> 00:16:28,023
Of all the planets
in the universe,
432
00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:30,125
why did he have
to come to this one?
433
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,394
How do you break up
with a guy?
434
00:16:32,429 --> 00:16:33,729
Here's what you do.
435
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:35,364
You just take his hand,
436
00:16:35,398 --> 00:16:37,233
look in his eyes,
and say,
437
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:40,069
"I don't want to be
with you anymore."
438
00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:42,571
Wow, you're good at that.
439
00:16:42,606 --> 00:16:45,541
It's gotten me out of a lot
of gym memberships.
440
00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:47,576
♪ ♪
441
00:16:49,079 --> 00:16:51,547
Sir, I have my concern
442
00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:53,261
about the team
of hit men you've assembled.
443
00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:55,518
They seem a little long
in the tooth.
444
00:16:55,552 --> 00:16:57,753
Nonsense. Just because
a man can't see
445
00:16:57,787 --> 00:16:59,855
or hold his hands steady
doesn't make him
446
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:01,190
any less of a marksman.
447
00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:02,858
A yoga mat that rolls itself up.
448
00:17:02,893 --> 00:17:05,861
Silent Velcro, baseball tickets
that guide you to your seat.
449
00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:13,536
(gunshots)
450
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,337
Sweet Columbian Exposition!
451
00:17:15,372 --> 00:17:16,672
Musk lives.
452
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:18,607
But, uh,
three of your hit men don't.
453
00:17:18,642 --> 00:17:20,209
Recoil was pretty bad.
454
00:17:20,243 --> 00:17:21,443
Oh, my God, Oh, my God.
455
00:17:21,478 --> 00:17:23,212
You saved my life!
456
00:17:23,246 --> 00:17:25,214
Which is gonna make
what I'm about to say
457
00:17:25,248 --> 00:17:27,049
even more awkward.
458
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,851
Whatever you want,
we'll make it work,
459
00:17:28,885 --> 00:17:30,119
right, Homer?
460
00:17:30,153 --> 00:17:31,287
Elon, Elon, Elon,
461
00:17:31,321 --> 00:17:32,888
I want to say
something to you,
462
00:17:32,923 --> 00:17:35,624
and I don't want you
to be inspired by it.
463
00:17:35,659 --> 00:17:37,226
I want you to listen.
464
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,228
No!
465
00:17:39,262 --> 00:17:41,897
I don't want to be
with you anymore.
466
00:17:41,932 --> 00:17:43,098
Can I ask why?
467
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:45,267
I could say
it's the being shot at,
468
00:17:45,302 --> 00:17:47,570
or the flat,
emotionless way you talk,
469
00:17:47,604 --> 00:17:50,205
or the fact that PayPal
was my idea,
470
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,942
and I was just about to do it
when you came out with it,
471
00:17:52,976 --> 00:17:55,778
but really it's that this town
isn't ready for you.
472
00:17:55,812 --> 00:17:57,079
And neither am I.
473
00:17:57,113 --> 00:17:59,081
It's okay; I'll be fine.
474
00:17:59,115 --> 00:18:00,883
(gentle music playing)
475
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,251
It's on your face, too.
476
00:18:03,286 --> 00:18:04,720
Well, I did save you
477
00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:06,555
one last prize
from the Cracker Jack box
478
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:08,457
that is my brain.
479
00:18:08,491 --> 00:18:09,992
Use it as you will.
480
00:18:11,127 --> 00:18:12,595
On the Miami Dolphins helmet,
481
00:18:12,629 --> 00:18:15,097
the little dolphin is
also wearing a helmet.
482
00:18:15,131 --> 00:18:16,799
Why are they always
the most beautiful
483
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:19,168
just when they're
breaking up with you?
484
00:18:19,202 --> 00:18:22,137
I think it's time to tell
my luggage to self pack. (beeps)
485
00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:32,000
Good-bye, Elon.
486
00:18:32,035 --> 00:18:34,036
Our town will never
forgive you.
487
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:36,071
Thanks for the real working
lightsaber.
488
00:18:36,106 --> 00:18:37,940
(whooshing)
489
00:18:37,974 --> 00:18:40,576
Ay, caramba!
490
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,182
(giggles)
491
00:18:47,217 --> 00:18:49,551
I just wanted to see
if there was a better life,
492
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,787
even for a little bit.
493
00:18:51,821 --> 00:18:54,456
When you're 16,
I'll drive you to Cincinnati,
494
00:18:54,491 --> 00:18:56,725
and you'll see
what there is to see.
495
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,460
Mr. Musk, before you go,
496
00:18:58,495 --> 00:19:00,929
is there anything you could do
to give a little girl hope
497
00:19:00,964 --> 00:19:03,098
that the world of the future
won't be as grim
498
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,634
as all our current movies
forecast?
499
00:19:09,973 --> 00:19:11,874
I guess humanity
wants its change
500
00:19:11,908 --> 00:19:14,009
one birdhouse at a time.
501
00:19:18,815 --> 00:19:21,583
Hmm, for a man
who likes electric cars,
502
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:24,687
he sure burns
a lot of rocket fuel.
503
00:19:24,721 --> 00:19:25,888
(moans)
504
00:19:25,922 --> 00:19:27,256
What's wrong, Dad?
505
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,291
Nothing.
506
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,227
Elon's log,
507
00:19:32,262 --> 00:19:34,396
Earth date, 25 January, 2015.
508
00:19:34,431 --> 00:19:36,131
I have left Springfield forever,
509
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,867
but there are some things
I will definitely miss.
510
00:19:41,271 --> 00:19:45,074
The little dolphin
is also wearing a helmet.
511
00:19:45,108 --> 00:19:48,243
Wearing a helmet.
Wearing a helmet.
512
00:19:48,278 --> 00:19:49,445
I never thought I'd say this,
513
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,447
but sometimes holograms
miss the point.
514
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:55,481
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
515
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,220
♪ There's a starman ♪
516
00:19:58,254 --> 00:20:00,589
♪ Waiting in the sky ♪
517
00:20:00,623 --> 00:20:02,391
♪ He'd like to come
and meet us ♪
518
00:20:02,425 --> 00:20:05,360
♪ But he thinks
he'd blow our minds ♪
519
00:20:05,395 --> 00:20:07,663
♪ There's a starman ♪
520
00:20:07,697 --> 00:20:10,065
♪ Waiting in the sky ♪
521
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,501
♪ He's told us not to blow it ♪
522
00:20:12,535 --> 00:20:14,703
♪ 'Cause he knows
it's all worthwhile ♪
523
00:20:14,738 --> 00:20:16,038
♪ He told me ♪
524
00:20:16,072 --> 00:20:18,073
♪ Let the children lose it ♪
525
00:20:18,108 --> 00:20:20,342
♪ Let the children use it ♪
526
00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:23,178
♪ Let all the children boogie ♪
527
00:20:23,213 --> 00:20:24,747
♪ There's a starman ♪
528
00:20:24,781 --> 00:20:26,849
♪ Waiting in the sky ♪
529
00:20:26,883 --> 00:20:29,017
♪ He'd like to come
and meet us ♪
530
00:20:29,052 --> 00:20:31,587
♪ But he thinks
he'd blow our minds ♪
531
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:34,089
♪ There's a starman ♪
532
00:20:34,124 --> 00:20:36,325
♪ Waiting in the sky ♪
533
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,393
♪ He's told us not to blow it ♪
534
00:20:38,428 --> 00:20:40,963
♪ 'Cause he knows
it's all worthwhile ♪
535
00:20:40,997 --> 00:20:42,331
♪ He told me ♪
536
00:20:42,365 --> 00:20:44,199
♪ Let the children lose it ♪
537
00:20:44,234 --> 00:20:46,969
♪ Let the children use it ♪
538
00:20:47,003 --> 00:20:50,038
♪ Let all the children boogie. ♪
539
00:20:54,288 --> 00:20:56,322
Shh!