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SHE-HULK: Nothing like a few months lost
in space to make you miss the big city.
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(SIGHS)
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Not sure the big city missed us.
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Don't worry, Captain Blue
Butt's pirate webcast
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is gonna show the world we're still
out being good guys, right, Ricky?
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Yup. As long I keep your
ugly mug off camera
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and Leader doesn't frame
us all over again.
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Hey, remaining Hulk fans.
If you've been keeping up,
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you know Leader jacked our weapons,
which is bad news for the world,
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but he also swiped
my pet dinosaur.
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Our pet dinosaur.
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Yeah, right. Whatever.
The point is,
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stealing weapons is one thing.
You're a super-villain
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and you wanna blow up the world, or
whatever? That's fine, I get that,
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but boosting someone's pet?
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That is stone cold messed up.
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Got a blip on the GPS tracker
in Devil's collar.
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Central Park, here we come.
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What if Devil-boy
got mad Hulks left him?
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Mad at us?
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Nah, he loves us.
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Nah, he loves us.
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Are you kidding? He's fine.
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HULK: Tracker says we're close.
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(PANICKED CRIES)
(DEVIL DINOSAUR ROARS)
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But I don't think
we're gonna need it.
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(SCREAMING)
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If Leader hurts
our little Devil,
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I'm gonna swat him over the head
with a rolled up jumbo jet.
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What? Just 'cause
I like big guns,
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threatening people,
and punching stuff,
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doesn't mean I don't
have a soft side.
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I'll show ya.
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Ain't he cute?
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He loves to roughhouse.
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(SPIDER-MAN STRUGGLING)
(DEVIL DINOSAUR GROWLING)
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SPIDER-MAN: Oh, hey Hulk.
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HULK: Spider-man?
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Yup, that's the dead
last thing I expected to see.
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SPIDER-MAN: Lose something?
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A-BOMB: Oh, you saw the dog collar?
Yeah. Pretty cool, right?
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Don't let him scare you. He's a real
sweetheart when you get to know him.
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SPIDER-MAN: Oh, sure,
that's what they all say.
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Right before I get turned
into some mutt's chew toy.
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(SPIDER-MAN GROANING)
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Yeah? Well maybe you're
just not good with animals.
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Let me show you how it's done.
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Come to papa. (A-BOMB WHISTLES)
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- Devil-boy. Skaar pet (WHISTLES)
- Devil, come here, boy.
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(SNARLS)
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I don't think he's
happy to see us.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR ROARS)
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Easy, fella. It's us,
your family, remember?
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ALL: Ah!
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Does the raddest pet of all time
actually know he's your pet?
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Or for that matter, do you
know he's a Tyrannosaurus rex?
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Skaar know
tram-ya-son-rus-us... Rex.
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Eh, he's just a little salty on account of
us leaving him alone at the base for...
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You know, a bit.
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Mmm-hmm.
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We didn't mean
to leave him behind.
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It was Leader's fault.
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We were lost in space.
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(SIGHS)
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Do me a favor,
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next time you want to let your pet dinosaur
off his leash, do it on Monster Island.
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I hear they have an
excellent kennel service.
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RED HULK: Let's go get him.
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I've never seen Devil
so freaked out before.
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But what if Spidey's right?
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Maybe he really
doesn't remember us.
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RED HULK: Of course he
remembers us.
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Animals never forget
who feeds them.
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Which we haven't been around
to do in... Oh, man.
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(SOBBING) I am a terrible mother.
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(BLOWS NOSE)
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(CONTINUES SOBBING)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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HULK: Sorry our problem
got dropped in your backyard.
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SPIDER-MAN: Backyard?
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Your problem is doing its business
all over my front lawn, Hulk.
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Despite the smashy-smash, you're
usually pretty responsible.
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You never thought, "Gee, I'm pretty
busy" "saving the world all the time."
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"Maybe I should get a pet that
doesn't require so much attention."
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Like a cactus.
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We Hulks always
take care of our own.
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Spidey's probably just sore about
getting tossed in the pond.
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And nearly eaten.
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Yeah.
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(ROARING)
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You can, uh, bill Tony Stark for that.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR GROWLS)
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(POLICE SIREN BLARES)
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(POLICE SIREN DIES)
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A-BOMB: This is bad.
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If this makes the news, we're gonna
get tagged for smashing two cities.
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And this time, it's gonna
sorta kinda be our fault.
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Puppy scared.
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Hulks, we gotta box him in.
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And I'll just put a leash on the largest
predatory animal to ever walk to planet.
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(CAR HONKS)
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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For all the good it'll do.
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We gotta wrap this up fast
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before the cops, Army, S.H.I.E.L.D., and
the Avengers all come knocking at once.
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Don't worry, Webby,
we'll take the heat for this.
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We know you got it
bad enough with...
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JAMESON: Spider-man is at it again.
He's unleashed a T. rex on the city,
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and worse yet, he's teamed up
with the fugitive Hulks
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who are wanted for the
destruction of their home town.
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That actually wasn't
our fault either.
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I know you guys
would never trash your town,
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but right now,
your pet is trashing mine.
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So let's get this dino wrangled
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before Jameson finds something
else to blame me for.
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(GROWLS)
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(SKAAR SNIFFS)
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Hmm. Devil's food
not agree with him.
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Wonder if it was
the hotdog cart he ate.
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Or maybe the falafel truck.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR FARTS)
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Nope, definitely the taco stand.
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A-BOMB: Come on, Red,
we can tackle him.
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SPIDER-MAN: Or not.
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We need to get him
off the streets.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR MOANS)
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SKAAR: Devil-boy sick?
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What happened to you, pal?
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Premise, what's the best way
to destroy the Hulks?
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Conclusion, blow up their pet.
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Hurt one horn
on his head, Leader,
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and you're getting smashed
into pea soup.
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So protective.
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How cute.
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I'll cut to the chase.
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There's a gamma bomb
in your dog's belly.
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You have two minutes
to get it out.
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Enjoy.
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Wow. He is a horrible,
horrible person, isn't he?
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Hold still, Devil. Hold still.
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Red just has to reach into your
gut, and scoop something out.
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Oh, I get it. Now that he's in
trouble, he's my pet dinosaur.
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All right, hold still,
you overgrown lizard.
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(GROWLS)
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SHE-HULK: Devil, come back.
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I've heard of alligators in the
sewers, but dinosaurs in the subway?
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Only in New York.
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That's all you.
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Ow, ow, ow. Gee, thanks, Spidey.
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He lost trust in us.
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Uh, you think?
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(GRUNTS)
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No!
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I'm never gonna forgive myself
if something happens to him.
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Don't worry, big green.
We'll get him in time.
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Devil?
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Where are ya, boy?
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We're just trying to help ya.
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SKAAR: Here, dino, dino, dino.
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Oh, here he comes.
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(SUBWAY APPROACHING)
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Oh! Go on without me!
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(GROWL ECHOES)
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A-BOMB: I hear him.
We're coming, DD.
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Plan, plan, who's got a plan?
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Once a stuntwoman, always a stuntwoman.
I'm going in.
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You didn't really think
I'd let you win, did you?
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(TIMER SOUNDS)
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What I miss?
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SKAAR: Devil-boy go boom.
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No!
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(ECHOING)
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Poor little Devil.
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I already miss his
big slobbery smile.
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(SPIDEY SENSE TINGLES)
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Whoa. Spidey sense.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR GROWLS)
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Um, guys...
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Ah! Nah, I don't
miss the slobber.
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HULK: Now I know what the
Leader meant by "blow up."
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I think we just doomed New York.
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SHE-HULK: Devil could stomp Manhattan
flat without even noticing.
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We need to keep him calm.
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(SIRENS BLARING)
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One you needs to take responsibility for him
before he Tyrannosaurus wrecks Manhattan.
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No! Bad Devil.
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Let go. That's not a chew bus.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR SCREECHING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Gotcha.
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(HULK STRUGGLING)
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Help me hold him back.
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Hurry. Jameson wants a close up.
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We're out of here.
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Skaar tame.
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Ouch.
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SHE-HULK: Watch out.
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Ah!
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Get your keisters indoors.
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Dino on the loose.
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MAN: On the loose?
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Guys?
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More Bugle choppers?
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Here comes the bad news.
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Just when you think
the Hulks can't get any worse,
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they create a monster
to do the smashing for 'em.
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Cross your fingers and toes the army
gets here before that thing T-wrecks.
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Red's slippers are one thing, but
since when does he try to eat cars?
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The growth spurt must have
spiked his metabolism.
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He's got an even bigger belly
and the appetite to go with it.
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Then let's steer him out of the city before
he turns Broadway into a buffet table.
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Dino, stop!
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(ROARS)
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Skaar... Ache.
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A-BOMB: Stop! Whoa, heel!
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D-d-d-down boy.
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Can you at least tip-toe?
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SPIDER-MAN: Where's a guy even
go to get a dinosaur these days?
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Time-travel?
Genetic engineering?
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Down in the Savage Land.
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We dino-napped him from
this evil pterodactyl dude,
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who was mind-controlling him.
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Sounds about right. Whoa!
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Didn't you train him?
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Roll over? Fetch?
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Don't destroy the biggest
city in the country?
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When we really want him to do
something, we give him a treat.
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Wait, that's it.
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He loves hot dogs.
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We just need some fast moving
bait to lure him out of town.
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SPIDER-MAN: Why are you
looking at me like that?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Nuh-uh. Not a chance.
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I've gone down the Spider-Ham road
before, and I'm not traveling it again.
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Oh, great. The army's here.
That's not good.
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SPIDER-MAN: Help!
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR ROARS)
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HULK: Ah. Neither is that.
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Ah! This is so not in
the superhero job description.
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(PANICKED YELL)
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I bet Captain America never has
to dress up like french fries.
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You're doing great, Spidey.
244
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,005
(SPIDER-MAN SCREAMING)
245
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,289
Skaar not laughing.
246
00:12:26,338 --> 00:12:27,207
Ow.
247
00:12:28,435 --> 00:12:30,334
Spidey, lead him to the river.
248
00:12:38,173 --> 00:12:41,087
Come on, DD. Bring it
on down to Weinerville.
249
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,361
Okay, what's the next
part of the plan?
250
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,331
Uh, this is as far as I got,
actually, so...
251
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,548
Try not to get eaten?
252
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,468
RED HULK: Chew on this, Fido!
253
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,936
(CRASHING)
254
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:55,240
(RED HULK LAUGHS)
(DEVIL DINOSAUR GROWLS)
255
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:58,197
A-BOMB: You fed him, Red.
He's your baby now.
256
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:02,547
Nuh-uh. He ate you the day he met you.
That makes you his mama.
257
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,182
One of you please play parent,
258
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,786
'cause I'm not spending my last
moments on earth in a hotdog costume.
259
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,387
Ah!
260
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,137
(SPLASHES)
261
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,963
A-BOMB: Come on, Double-D,
we're your friends, remember?
262
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,065
Don't you see
we're trying to help you?
263
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:23,902
(A-BOMB WHIMPERING)
264
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:27,572
All he sees is a bunch of doofuses
trying to keep a meal out of his mouth.
265
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,909
Scary to say it,
but Skaar was right.
266
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,124
He won't listen to us
until we earn his trust back.
267
00:13:34,569 --> 00:13:35,925
You just fed him.
268
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,986
A-BOMB: Uh, Spidey,
he wants meat.
269
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,922
Uh, don't let
the costume fool you.
270
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,673
I'm... I'm all skin and bones.
271
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,908
HULK: Devil, stop.
I brought you a meaty treat.
272
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,223
Yeah, you're hungry, aren't you?
273
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:58,248
It's gonna take more than a few pork
bellies to smooth this one over.
274
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,779
HULK: Never underestimate
the power of bacon.
275
00:14:04,805 --> 00:14:06,438
(ROCKETS FIRING)
276
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,247
(DEVIL DINOSAUR GROWLING)
277
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,982
Devil.
278
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,150
No!
279
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,087
Abomination.
280
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,226
Hello, old friend.
281
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,261
I have some sad news.
282
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:27,207
It's time to put
your unruly pet to sleep.
283
00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:32,203
- Incoming!
- Hulks, knock 'em out of the sky.
284
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:44,767
Phew.
285
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,615
A-BOMB: What's he shooting at Devil for?
It's us he wants.
286
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,255
Round two, coming in.
287
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,833
A-Bomb, ball up.
288
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,394
A-BOMB: Smash ball, away.
289
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:59,030
I got A-Bomb. You're up, Skaar.
290
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,132
(GRUNTS)
291
00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:07,372
He knows we can't defend Devil
unless we fight the military.
292
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:11,309
And fighting the military today, means
fighting S.H.I.E.L.D. tomorrow,
293
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,323
and the Avengers
the day after that.
294
00:15:13,437 --> 00:15:15,957
Skaar punch whole world
for dino.
295
00:15:15,992 --> 00:15:17,983
Stay on defense, Red's right.
296
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,198
Abomination is
baiting us to attack.
297
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,622
(DEVIL DINOSAUR ROARS)
298
00:15:28,535 --> 00:15:31,529
SPIDER-MAN: So Major Ugly up there
is supposed to be the good guy?
299
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,964
A-BOMB: That's the story.
300
00:15:33,222 --> 00:15:34,341
(ABOMINATION LAUGHS)
301
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,334
You are your own worst enemies.
302
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:41,332
Risking your lives and reputations
to save a pea-brained reptile.
303
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:48,012
Only pea-brained reptile
taking a beating today is you.
304
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:55,713
(HULK ROARS)
305
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,829
Abomination!
306
00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:05,675
You protect Devil.
307
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,387
I'll take care of him.
308
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,606
Hit me all you want, Hulk.
309
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:20,979
Punching a four-star general will
only add to your prison sentence.
310
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:24,437
Hijacking the army isn't gonna
end well for you, General.
311
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:33,054
Truth has a way of coming out, and
people will see who the real villain is.
312
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,674
They already have seen
the real villain.
313
00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:39,263
They trusted you to protect them,
and you attacked them and fled.
314
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:42,063
They only trust me now.
315
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,334
(ROARS)
316
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:47,280
Stop spreading lies!
317
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:51,442
Hey, if some goon framed you
for smashing your hometown,
318
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,860
you'd go nuclear
beat-down on him too.
319
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,581
(ROARING)
320
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:08,844
(SCOFFS)
321
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:12,446
Usually it's Shulkie's crummy driving
that gets these things blown up.
322
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,613
Not my bull's eye... Oh!
323
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,202
A-BOMB: Spidey, you're a
science nerd, right?
324
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,805
Well, I wouldn't use
the word nerd, but...
325
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:24,442
Perfect. I figure whatever jumbo-sized
him is still sitting in his gut.
326
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,159
Maybe we can reverse
the blah-blah
327
00:17:26,185 --> 00:17:28,924
and re-doohickey it into whatever
and shrink him back down.
328
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,190
If we can get him to yak it up,
329
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,912
- we might be able to...
- No time. We gotta go in.
330
00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:34,786
Are you ready?
331
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,633
Uh, what?
332
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,899
I just spent the last 20 minutes
trying not to get eaten.
333
00:17:40,089 --> 00:17:43,795
Look, buddy, I'm sorry we left you alone
for so long. There's no excuse for it.
334
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:46,230
You're a great pet
and deserve better.
335
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,035
I promise to make this right.
336
00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:51,883
And that means, it's
time for a treat.
337
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,740
(PANTING)
338
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,800
Treat? Oh, man.
339
00:17:59,026 --> 00:18:01,519
At least let me put my
hard candy coating on.
340
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:03,677
(ROARING)
341
00:18:03,677 --> 00:18:04,482
SPIDER-MAN: Yikes.
342
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,113
A-bombs away.
343
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,186
(GRUNTS)
344
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:14,865
Send in every soldier, tank, jet,
and battleship to New York Harbor.
345
00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:16,402
Destroy the Hulks.
346
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,588
Call 'em off.
347
00:18:17,588 --> 00:18:19,998
You've dragged enough
innocent troops into this.
348
00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:22,122
I don't care what it takes.
349
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,193
I'll see you... Ah!
350
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,376
Flattened? Smashed?
Didn't quite catch that.
351
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,512
More trouble's on
the way, smashers.
352
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,813
HULK: We need an exit plan.
353
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,881
Where's Spidey and A-Bomb?
354
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,650
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
jumped in the belly of the beast
355
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,853
with some cockamamie
scheme to shrink him.
356
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:43,593
Hope they know
what they're doing.
357
00:18:43,951 --> 00:18:45,184
I'll get us some wings.
358
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,391
We can't be here when
the cavalry comes back.
359
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:48,289
Ah!
360
00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:50,952
We'll keep you safe,
no matter what, pal.
361
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:52,939
That's a promise.
362
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,422
A-BOMB: This way.
363
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,113
This isn't the first time
you've been in here, is it?
364
00:18:57,139 --> 00:18:59,251
Never mind.
I don't want to know.
365
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:03,429
Huh! Smells like dead
cheese and moldy fish in here.
366
00:19:03,455 --> 00:19:06,365
LEADER: Don't I recognize
you two from somewhere?
367
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,546
Oh, yes. The national news.
368
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,883
Seems you're out
destroying New York.
369
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,737
"Don't I recognize you from..."
370
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:14,685
(MUMBLES MOCKINGLY)
371
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:18,172
Congrats, green genius. You
finally figured out sarcasm.
372
00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:20,957
Next time, show your face,
so I can punch it.
373
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,862
According to my calculations,
374
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,497
I have no idea
how to reverse this.
375
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,039
- A-BOMB: Hey, maybe we can use...
- Not that one!
376
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:28,968
(SPIDEY SENSE TINGLES)
377
00:19:28,994 --> 00:19:30,697
Ah, Spidey sense no like-y.
378
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:31,903
Process of elimination?
379
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:33,638
This one? No.
380
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,705
This one? No.
381
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,240
This one? Definitely not.
382
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,455
- This one?
- Wait!
383
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,603
That's the one. Pull it.
384
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,679
(DEVICE ACTIVATES)
385
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,851
Awesome! I think it's working.
386
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,952
We're still inside.
387
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,321
Ah, less awesome. Run for it!
388
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,256
(ROARING)
389
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,425
(NOSE WHISTLES)
390
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:57,695
(BOTH GRUNT)
391
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,697
(ROARS)
392
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,438
HULK: They did it.
393
00:20:04,827 --> 00:20:06,179
It doesn't matter.
394
00:20:06,179 --> 00:20:10,463
In less than a minute, you'll be
surrounded by hundreds of troops.
395
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:15,389
Love to stay and beat a confession out
of you, but we got a plane to catch.
396
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,978
Batter up, Devil!
397
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,887
(SCREAMS)
398
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,324
(CRASHING)
399
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,461
You forgive us, yet?
400
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,529
(GROWLS)
401
00:20:34,245 --> 00:20:36,635
Missed you too, D.
And don't worry,
402
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,761
we'll get you a big headed
super-villain to chew up, soon.
403
00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:41,137
Yes, we will.
404
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:47,477
Dudes, time to bail.
405
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,436
A-BOMB: Hey, thanks for sticking
your neck out for us, web-head.
406
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,522
No sweat, blue. Us menaces
gotta stick together.
407
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,133
And hey, I might actually
miss this big goofball.
408
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,326
Well, you can always
come dino-sit.
409
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,155
Yeah... Um, I'm busy that day.
410
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,029
Later, smashers!
411
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:11,822
Spidey always says, "With great
power comes great responsibility."
412
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,068
Goes for great pets, too.
413
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,138
Ain't that right, buddy?
414
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,643
- RED HULK: Atta boy!
- A-BOMB: Aw, you're the best, buddy.
415
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:19,895
SHE-HULK: Who's a good dino?
416
00:21:19,921 --> 00:21:20,878
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
417
00:21:21,157 --> 00:21:22,580
(DEVIL DINOSAUR BELCHES)
418
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,589
Ew!
419
00:21:23,753 --> 00:21:25,916
- RED-HULK: A-bomb, clean this up.
- It is not my responsibility.
420
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,277
Look, Devil-boy make shark barf.
421
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,548
Uh, Hulk out.
422
00:21:32,182 --> 00:21:35,070
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