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MUSIC: My Number by Foals

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DOOR ALERT PINGS

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Hi. Excuse me, the trainers in the
window, do you do them for girls?

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OK, one question, and I think
you're the person to answer it.

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Why is it called a shoehorn?

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Cos it's not like you can blow
it or get a note out of it.

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BLOWS

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See? Nothing.

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You're not doing it right.

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Oh, OK. So...

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Don't ask. It's a secret.

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Only people in the footwear
industry know how to make it sound.

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Right. Airblades. Red.

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You didn't tell me your
size so I guessed a six.

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Bang on. That's amazing.

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It's a special skill.

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The Fantastic Four must
be shitting themselves.

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Do I need any cleaner?

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No, you should be fine.

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- Insoles? Or a little brush?
- No.

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And you won't tell me how to... ?

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BLOWS

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Told you. Secret.

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Can't blame me for trying.

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Well, thanks for your help.

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You're welcome. Enjoy your shoes.

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MUSIC: Over And Over by Hot Chip

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DOOR ALERT PINGS

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Hi, I came in yesterday?

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I remember. What's the problem?

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The colour. This red is just too clowny.

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- Clowny?
- Yeah.

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Too Ronald McDonald.

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Do you do them in green?

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DOOR ALERT PINGS

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Can I change these for a low top?

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What's wrong with the high top?

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Did you see Miley Cyrus at the weekend?

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She was wearing them and I can't be
wearing anything Miley Cyrus is wearing.

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DOOR ALERT PINGS

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Let me guess, you need me
to tie the laces for you?

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Oh, I'd love that, but... no.

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- So, what's the problem?
- They squeak.

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DOOR ALERT PINGS

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Haunted?!

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- I didn't say that!
- You did! You said, "Haunted."

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No, I just said I felt a...

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a presence when I put 'em on.

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- DOOR ALERT PINGS
- They don't fit.

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Six pairs of shoes, all the
same size. Now you tell me?

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Well, it's not the shoes, it's my feet.

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Your feet have changed size?

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You know, feet can change.

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Violet, I really have to get on.

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I'm up for promotion and I've got to focus.

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If you'd stop thinking this
was a genuine retail transaction

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and realise it's simply a tragic
excuse to get a date with you,

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things would be so much easier!

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Oh, well, it's out in the open now.

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Come on, I'll buy you
lunch and try and kiss you.

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www

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Banana.

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I wasn't sure what you'd like,
so I got prawn and avocado,

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then I panicked you're a vegan.

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Do I look like a vegan?

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You do have very sad eyes.

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Anyhow, I got a roasted
vegetable one as well.

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I can't be back late.

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You've just sat down!

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Yes, well, I'm giving you boundaries.

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GIGGLES

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How could you not know? I mean,

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six trips to the shop!

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- Six! Who does that?!
- Well,

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first four times I assumed
you were a bit simple,

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then I thought it was a
wind-up, then I figured

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you were a stalker.

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Some people don't get it. I mean,
like, it is just a shoe shop,

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but it's a bigger picture, isn't it?

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If I get this promotion,
then in a year, I can move up.

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And sideways. Do my own thing.

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You know, it's just the bottom
rung of the ladder, really...

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- Hi!
- Hi.

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- I'm doing a darks. You got anything?
- No, I'm not stopping.

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- Are you OK?
- Knackered.

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We've got new stock in
and it's been mental.

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- Are you seeing someone?
- Mum!

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You are!

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I knew it! I knew it!

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Who is she? When can I meet her?

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Hey, invite her round for dinner.

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- No.
- All right,

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we'll go out for dinner.

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God, I can remember my first girlfriend.

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I couldn't speak, I was so obsessed.

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Just flapped my mouth up and down

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like a bloody trout whenever I saw her.

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Yeah, well, I'm not like you.

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I'm not going to do anything like you.

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I'm late.

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DOOR SLAMS

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MUSIC: Angels by The XX

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I like this place. This is nice.

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Yeah, in low light, after
a couple of bottles of wine.

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Our landlord is such a dodgy bastard.

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Mm,

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all landlords are bastards.

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My ex-boyfriend was one.

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He looked better with the lights off, too.

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So you've dated boys?

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Well, my mum's gay,

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so flirting with
heterosexuality was pretty much

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the most outrageous thing
you could do in my household.

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- God, that's weird.
- Yeah.

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Now it would be like the
coolest thing in the world,

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but when you're 11, 12, it's not so cool.

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Kids weren't down with the
whole queer thing, you know?

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And she went for it, my mum.
She had so many girlfriends.

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Even the school bullies
couldn't keep up with her.

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I had to correct them on the latest names.

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Like mother, like daughter, then?

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No, not at all.

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I mean, I've slept with girls, but...

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You're my...

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... first... girlfriend.

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Well...

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..I'd better try and be the best
girlfriend in the world, then.

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Six brothers and sisters?!

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That must have been a nightmare.

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And three half-brothers.

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- You didn't mention those!
- And a half-sister.

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Two half-sisters. And my foster
parents, my birth parents,

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and aunts and uncles and stuff.
But that gets complicated.

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These are great.

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Don't look at the ingredients,
you'll get a fright.

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I wish I had siblings.

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But no, just me and Mum.

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You can borrow one of my dad's if you like.

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And a brother or two. I've got spares.

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This is delicious.

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You need bog roll.

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Nice to get all that attention, though.

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You're joking?! Her girlfriends got that.

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Do you like peaches?

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- No.
- Me neither.

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- Can I meet her?
- Nope.

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I'll put on my poshest
voice and everything.

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She's not like that.

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OK.

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Cheesecake or crumble?

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- You need bog roll.
- Ice cream!

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- We could get two types of ice cream.
- Bog roll!

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I love you.

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No-one's ever said that to me before.

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Really?

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Then we should celebrate.

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And thank God I'm in charge,
cos I know just the thing.

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Fruit curling.

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What's the most disgusting
place you ever clean?

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Oh, God! Too many to mention.

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- We get lots of murder scenes.
- No way!

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- There was this one in Ancoats...
- Here we go.

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Brains all over the place.

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Bits of stringy stuff on the wall,

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which turned out to be lung.

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Weird, eh?

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I mean, how on earth can
you get lungs on a wall?

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Gross!

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- I've thought about killing someone.
- Now you tell me!

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Committing the perfect
murder, I've cracked it.

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You get a tray, a metal
tray, something thin,

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and you wee on it.

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- Right...
- Then you put it in the freezer.

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On the day of the murder, take
out the tray of frozen piss,

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smash it into bits, then stab your
victim through the heart with one.

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Wee melts, no evidence. Perfect.

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Wouldn't water be easier?

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Same effect, less messy.

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- I hadn't thought of that.
- LAUGHING

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Anyway, on that note, excuse me.

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She's lovely. I'm glad to finally meet her.

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What do you mean, "finally"?

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- Don't start, now, love...
- I'm not starting.

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I might move in here,
with her. She's asked me.

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That's lovely.

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You don't think you're rushing it?

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Did you seriously just say that?

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- Look, Sian, I just want you...
- Unbelievable!

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Coming from the woman who had
a new girlfriend every year?!

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That's not true!

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- What about Clare?
- You loved Clare.

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Before her, it was constant!
"Sian, here's your new mum.

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"Mummy Julia, Mummy Anna, Mummy Sophie... "

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- I was just trying to be nice. Open.
- And I was a kid.

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A kid. All I wanted was someone
who was just focused on me,

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just loved me. Finally
I've got that, so be happy.

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I am! Of course I am.

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I was just telling Mum...

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I'm moving in.

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Oh, my God!

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I love you.

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One small step for man,

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one giant step for a
commitment-phobic woman.

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What are you doing? Is it feng shui?

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Do the mugs have to face east
to bring us wealth and happiness?

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This is just the start, I'm going
to tackle the cutlery drawer next.

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00:10:07,953 --> 00:10:10,830
I thought I'd get a few
mates round for dinner later.

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- Show you off?
- Cool.

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00:10:13,852 --> 00:10:17,193
Oh, um, I'm furious with you, by the way.

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You didn't carry me over the threshold.

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I've got a bad back.

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Oh, well, if you're faulty,
I'll have to exchange you.

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- Nope, you're stuck with me now.
- Ah, you forget.

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I'm in retail. I know my rights!

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DEAN: Violet!

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Oh, fuck. This is about to be Dean.

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- This is Dean.
- Can I borrow some lube?

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We've gone dry next door.

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- Please tell me you have lube?!
- Dean,

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this is my girlfriend, Sian.

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Lube?

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00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:46,495
Wow, things have really
moved on since a cup of sugar.

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- Violet!
- OK.

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MUSIC: Tether by Chvrches

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MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

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I love you!

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00:11:06,002 --> 00:11:08,927
I love you too, but come and sit by me.

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This track makes my balls
sing. Come on! Dance!

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SHE LAUGHS

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♪ Trade our places ♪

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♪ Take no chances ♪

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♪ Bind me till my lips are silent ♪

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♪ Stay where you are ♪

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♪ Ever after ♪

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♪ Chasing things that we should... ♪

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Oh, God.

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There's sand in my head.

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I can't feel my ears.

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This is your fault.

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Seriously, they're numb.

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Help me.

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I need butter.

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- Help me.
- Toast and butter.

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Do you know what I think it's time for?

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What?

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Fruit curling!

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Galia. Good choice.

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Yep. Too much bias on the honeydew.

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Pick your mark.

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Him.

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Excellent.

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THEY LAUGH

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MUSIC: Rebounder by Public Access TV

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All right?

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MUSIC CONTINUES INSIDE

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MUSIC: You And I (Yeasayer
Remix) by Crystal Fighters

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MAN: ... and breathing out.

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You all right?

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This is a great tune. This
is a fucking great tune.

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I'm an amazing musician, you know. Inside.

261
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I... I... I don't play
anything, but I just...

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feel it, you know? Here.

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I know, when I'm ready, I'm just gonna...

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I'm just gonna pick up a
guitar or some drums, you know,

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and I'm gonna do it. You
know? Like it's destiny.

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Right.

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So, what do you do?

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Um, I sell shoes.

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PHONE RINGS

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SHE SIGHS

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'Sian, you're late.

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Head Office said they need the
paperwork for your interview. Today.'

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Oh, God...

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Shit.

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Shit!

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Um...

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- Have you seen my iPad?
- No.

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- It's not where I left it.
- I've not touched it, baby.

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It was on the side. Were
Dean's mates in here last night?

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I don't think so.

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Oh, for fuck's sakes!

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Why is it so difficult for
people to respect my things?

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- Sweetie, it's cool.
- No, it's not cool!

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This is a massive week for me at work.

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All right, I'll get up and look for it.

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- Someone will have moved it.
- Or nicked it.

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They wouldn't have done that.

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- Really?
- They wouldn't have done that.

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You were all so off your tits
you don't know what happened.

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Fine. Well, if one of us
drug addicts has nicked it,

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I'll get you another one.

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I don't fucking want another one!
This one's got all my stuff on it.

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I need it for my interview. Oh,
do you know what? Don't worry,

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you don't understand.

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- Of course I do.
- No, you don't!

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I do have a job, Sian!

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Yes, well, I have a career.

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DOOR OPENS

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How did it go?

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Good.

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Really good.

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Apparently, I'm exactly what
the company's looking for.

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You know... married, with a family...

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Sian?

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Best of luck!

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Hiya! Hey, are you OK?

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Dean...

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..is that my iPad.

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Oh, yeah. Sorry.

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My iPad, with my private stuff on it,

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in the flat that I live
in with my girlfriend.

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I'll leave you guys to it.

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Unbelievable.

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So, how was it?

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Unbelievable.

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Just a total lack of respect.

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How many times do I have to say it?

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He never listens.

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D'you want a drink, sweetie?

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Disgusting.

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It's disgusting in here.

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Aren't you going to ask me how it went?

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- I just did.
- No, you didn't.

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I just did, but you were too
busy obsessing over your iPad.

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Well, Violet, thanks for
asking, it went pretty badly.

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"Why, Sian?"

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Oh, because I haven't slept in weeks,

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because I live in chaos
with a bunch of people

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who keep nicking my things
and stay up all night, dancing.

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You had a good time. I saw you.
You were having a good time.

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- You should have stopped me!
- What?

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I'm responsible for you?

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Suddenly I'm the fun police?

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Nah... rules and regulations are your shit.

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I've not lived with someone before.

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I can't handle it, OK? I
can't get battered every night.

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Then don't.

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So, why do you? Why? What's the point?

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Because I'm young! Because I want to!

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Because I grew up in a foster home

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that was so chaotic and mental and shitty,

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so now I want some joy in my life!

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Seriously?

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That's your answer?

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No "I'm sorry"?

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No "I'll change"?

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ME change? Fucking unreal!

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You're the one that needs
to change. All that anger,

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- that bitterness...
- You're not listening!

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I'm always listening to you,

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to what a shit day you've had,
to what a shit life you've had.

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Poor you, Sian(!)

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Poor you with your understanding
mother and bohemian childhood.

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Don't you dare!

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Get your things, Sian.

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After all, that's what
you love best, isn't it?

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Your things?

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ALARM BEEPS

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SIAN'S MUM: Tea at 6.30 tonight, love?

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Yeah.

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See you later.

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DOOR CLOSES

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ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC

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_

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♪ Save some time ♪

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- * save it for me... *
- Congratulations, boss.

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♪ It's gonna get burned ♪

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♪ For guess what? ♪

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♪ You'll always be ♪

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♪ Sweet... ♪

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SIAN'S MUM: Hi, love. How did it go?

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I got it.

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Bloody hell! Well, that's great news!

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No?

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Come on, Sian. Come and
sit down and talk to me.

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Have you heard from Violet?

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No.

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It don't matter.

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Course it does.

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No, it's fine. I'll just do what you did.

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- Find another one.
- Sian...

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And then another.

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Just think, I could have
my very own Sophie and Anna

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- and Sam and Tina...
- Stop it.

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What a thing to teach a kid!

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How women rip each other's
hearts out in the name of love.

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What a lesson!

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That's what this is about?

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- You want an apology.
- Yes!

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Yes, I do!

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For what?

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Tell me.

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For falling in love?

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For it not working out?

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For me picking myself up and trying again?

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Yes. For all of it!

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Listen, you fucking idiot...

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Yes, you are a fucking idiot.

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Let me spell it out for you.

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If you got bullied at
school for having a gay mum,

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it's not my fault I'm a gay mum,

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it's their fault for being pricks.

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The problem isn't that I'm gay

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or that you're gay, Sian.

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It's that you've got a massive, great,

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big stick up your arse.

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I love you, darling.

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Grow up.

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RUMBLING

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MUSIC: Look At Where We Are by Hot Chip

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♪ Look at where we are ♪

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♪ Remember where we started out ♪

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♪ Never gonna be without
each other's love again ♪

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