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All right, listen up, guys.
We're introducing a new element to training...
the bionic battle.
Each week, two of you will be pitted against each other
in a physical challenge.
To the death?
Yes, Big D. built this multi-million-dollar facility to train and house you
just so we could pick you off one by one.
So each week's winner will earn points
toward advancing to the next bionic skill level.
And the loser gets...
well, humiliated.
Spin, since you're the youngest, you get to choose an opponent first.
Yes. Scared?
Ya should be.
No, no.
This isn't about scaring people.
No one's going to get hurt.
Ow!
What are you doing?
We're throwing this thing at that thing.
I'm an athlete.
Adam, you're a mentor now.
You have to start acting like one.
I am. We're supposed to teach them how to use their abilities.
So... we're havin' a bionic slam dunk contest.
Incoming!
Bob, get down from there.
Sorry, little lady.
No can do.
Why not?
Because I'm afraid of heights.
But you can levitate.
Oh, I'm good going up.
It's the going down part that never ends well.
I'll have to use my molecular kinesis to get him down.
Or you could just use a ladder.
I don't know what you're talking about, Bob.
That ended very well.
The world's first bionic superhumans.
They're stronger than us.
Faster. Smarter.
The next generation of the human race is...
living in my basement?!
Okay, Tasha. I got it, honey.
Okay, now you're just growling.
Trouble in paradise?
I've just been so busy with the academy,
I haven't been able to spend any time with Tasha.
And she's complaining about that?
Hey, Mr. Davenport,
why don't you go back to Mission Creek for a couple of days?
We can handle things here.
Thanks, but there's too much going on here.
Tasha will just have to wait.
Hey, Big D. what are you and Mom doing for your anniversary tonight?
Anniversary... I'll call you from the mainland.
Hey, has Mr. Davenport gone yet?
Yep. The hydro-loop just left.
Good, 'cause the party train just arrived.
Sorry, dude.
It's cool.
I'm a beast.
All right.
Who's ready to do some things we'll regret?
We're supposed to be responsible.
Look, we're supposed to teach them life lessons.
Today's life lesson is about doing things
we can't do when Mr. Davenport is here.
- Right, Bob? - Right.
Adam, Mr. Davenport left us in charge.
We're not goofing around.
All right, well, I'm in charge, too, and I say we are. Bob.
These are the moments that define us.
The moments that prove we are men.
Now let's go have a belly flop contest.
Yeah!
Adam, you're the best mentor ever.
When I grow up, I want to be just like you.
Then who would I be?
Welcome to Paradise.
You said we were going to Hawaii.
We did. We went right under it.
Leo, what do you think you're doing?
Since Big D. is off taking care of his lady,
I invited mine down for a little island vacation.
This isn't a vacation resort.
Leo, Mr. Davenport is counting on us to work while he's away.
Just help us out.
I would love to help, but that sounds like a mentor problem,
and I'm just a student. Ta-ta.
Wait. You're just a student?
I thought you said you were a teacher.
Um, I am.
Hey, look, there's one of my students now.
What? I'm not your student.
Ah. Children.
What he's trying to say is we don't use labels here.
No, what I'm trying to say is we're ranked by colors.
You're yellow. That's the lowest.
You're scraping the bottom of the barrel, sweetheart.
I see what's going on.
You're just talking smack because you're tired of living in my shadow.
I'd be jealous of me, too Jealous?
You're the one guy here who makes me feel better about myself.
Okay, little boy.
I don't have time for your games.
Oh, it's not a game.
This just got real.
'Cause I choose you as my opponent for the first bionic battle.
- Me? - Yeah, you.
Unless, of course, you don't want me to embarrass you
in front of your girlfriend.
Girlfriend?
Just to clarify, I'm not his...
Well, he's not my... Because, like, we don't...
Like he said, we don't use labels here.
You know what? I accept your challenge.
The battle is on.
Great.
While you two have your little showdown, I'll just sit alone on the beach.
Janelle, that is not going to happen.
We don't have a beach.
Hey, has anyone seen Bob?
Short, blonde, looks like a Bob.
I thought you were mentoring him in the fine art of belly flopping.
I was, but I haven't seen him since he took out that swordfish.
You lost him in the ocean?
No, in the cafeteria. It's Seafood Sunday.
That's strange.
I'm not getting any trace of Bob on my bionic beacon.
So what are we gonna do?
I don't know.
But I'm not able to lose a man on my watch.
Forget about the man on your watch.
We have to find Bob!
Yeah.
That's a lot of stretching.
I got a lot of muscles.
I'm sure they're in there somewhere.
Battle, battle, battle, battle.
You're goin' down.
I'm gonna have to.
It's the only way I can see you eye to eye.
Ow!
Now you can look me right in the knee.
Now you're really gonna get it.
You got nothin'.
Leo!
What'd you do that for?
To show you who's boss.
He's just a little kid.
He is not a little kid.
He is three feet of evil.
Oh, what are you gonna do, cry?
No, no.
No, no, no, don't cry. No.
How could you do that to him?
Yeah. I'm just a child.
Oh, no, that is my bit. Don't you steal my bit.
Are you happy? You just took down a ten-year-old.
Oh, he is not ten.
Are you ten?
Let me help you up.
Are you okay?
I think so.
I'm just trying to understand why someone would do that to another human being.
Hey, I know what will make you feel better.
How about a smoothie?
With sprinkles?
Yep.
And whipped cream?
Yep.
And love?
Sure.
Thanks for being so nice to me.
It almost takes away the pain of what he did.
- I'd like a smoothie. - No.
Did you find Bob?
No, but I was thinking.
What if we're the ones who are lost and Bob is looking for us?
This is getting weird.
It is not like Bob to just disappear.
And I should know, we've been best friends for two days.
Hello? Is this Pizza Planet?
Bob?
Oh, hey, guys.
I must've dialed the wrong number.
But while I got ya, wanna go halfsies in a pepperoni?
Are you on a plane?
Is that Mr. Davenport's jet?
I hope so. His picture's all over it.
Bob, what made you think you could take Mr. Davenport's plane?
Adam said we were supposed to do all the stuff
we can't do when Mr. Davenport is there.
I did say that, but in my defense, I only meant to think it.
I was going to surprise you with your favorite pizza
from Mission Creek.
So... surprise.
Aw.
Hey, when he gets back, act surprised.
How is he even flying that thing?
It's a self-flying jet.
As long as he doesn't disengage the auto pilot, he'll be totally...
What is this button do?
What just happened?
He disengaged the auto pilot.
The plane is in a freefall.
Classic Bob.
Okay, Bob, I need you to rotate the stick to level out the plane.
Okay.
Now I want you to reactivate the auto pilot by pushing the two red buttons
on the panel next to you.
I don't see any red buttons.
Only green ones.
Green? There are no green buttons.
Would now be a bad time to tell you Bob is color-blind?
This is all your fault.
How is it my fault Bob's color-blind?
This is what happens when you're not a responsible mentor.
I'm very responsible.
Stop fighting.
We have to figure out a plan to save Bob before it's too late.
He's our responsibility.
She's right.
Thanks for backing me up.
Thanks for having such lovely hair.
Maybe I can hack into Mr. Davenport's mainframe
and try to override the auto pilot from here.
That's an awesome idea.
Thanks.
Great. Now we're dealing with two disasters.
Can I get you anything else?
Well, I sure could use some self-esteem.
How about I go get you a snack, okay?
Okay, but don't keep me waiting too long.
Oh, yeah.
I got that girl trapped in the Spin cycle.
What are you doing?
Help, help, the bad man is back.
You're faking.
Hey, you made me look like an idiot.
Now I'm gonna make you look like one.
To be fair, it's not so hard.
Janelle, I think there's something you need to see.
What now? You gonna steal his lunch money?
- Leo! - Leo!
He's not really hurt. He's just using you for sympathy.
I get it. You won the challenge.
Isn't that enough?
Come on.
- Give me that. - No!
Leo, what has gotten into you?!
I just saw him.
He's fine. He does not need crutches.
You're right, he doesn't.
Let's go, Spin. You're comin' with me.
Oh, the pain.
Hang on, Bob.
We're trying to reactivate the auto pilot from here.
The altitude thing is flashing "danger."
What does that mean?
It means you're in danger!
Are we talking good danger or bad danger?
Guys, we're running out of time.
Don't worry. I hacked into the jet.
All I have to do is press this button,
the auto pilot will be back up in no time.
Uh, where did he go?
Oh, no.
I must've hit the wrong button.
Maybe because you're staring at my sister.
You just disabled communications with the jet.
Classic Sebastian.
Bob, what happened? You look awful.
Hey there, Mr. Davenport.
Any kids missing yet?
I'm kidding.
Oh, this one with the jokes.
I just wanted to check in
and make sure everything is running smoothly.
It is running smoothly, isn't it?
Yep, real smooth.
Hope your anniversary's going well.
It's great.
I just made this rosemary chicken.
Yeah, chicken. Have a nice dinner.
Joke's over, mini man.
You need to tell Janelle the truth.
Sure. I'll say whatever you want,
as soon as you stop filming me with that tablet.
What? That's ridiculous.
Uh-huh.
You could've just deleted it.
Nice try, Leo.
I may be fakin' it, but I got your girlfriend
wrapped around my little bionic finger.
Aaah!
You lied to me.
Lying's such a strong word.
I picked you up.
I sang you to sleep.
I fed you with a spoon.
Oh, this is great.
Front row seats.
You're in trouble, too, mister.
What did I do?
All I wanted was a relaxing vacation, but you ruined it
with your little grudge match.
At least I kicked his butt.
Because I let you.
You wanna go again right now?
Hey, enough!
Look, Janelle, I'm sorry.
I just wanted to impress you, and I got a little carried away.
And you?
- My leg... - Seriously?
Okay, I'm sorry, too.
Good. Now that that's settled, you two are gonna be my servants,
and give me the vacation I deserve.
Smoothie. Hammock.
Double time.
Wow.
Tell me about it.
Is she always like that?
No. Sometimes she's mean.
Okay. Happy thoughts.
Puppies and kittens.
Oh, I hope that's the flight attendant with my peanuts.
Hey, Bob.
Adam? How did you get here?
I used Mr. Davenport's jet wing to fly up here
and then I heat visioned a hole through the cargo area.
Cool. Where's the jet wing?
Oh, it wouldn't fit through the hole,
so I ditched it and sent it plummeting to the ground.
That's what I would've done.
- Hey, Bob, got a question for you. - Yeah.
What were you thinking taking this plane?
I thought you'd think I was cool.
Ahh!
I do.
Oh, Bob, I can't stay mad at you.
Let's land this thing and call it a day.
All right, Chase said a red button, red button.
Wrong button, wrong button.
What are we gonna do?
We're goin' down, we gotta jump.
- No, we don't. - Yes, we do.
No, we don't.
Yes, we do.
I'm afraid of heights.
Don't worry, Bob.
I'll get you through it. This is nothing.
When it's over, we'll laugh about it.
If we survive.
Here, hold my parachute while I adjust yours.
Trust me, Bob. You can do this.
You just gotta believe in yourself.
You're right.
I can do this.
I can do this!
I can't do this.
You can do this.
In the past 24 hours, you face planted off a basketball rim,
and belly flopped onto a jagged coral reef.
Bob, you're a beast.
You're right.
I'm a beast.
You can do this.
I can do this!
That's the spirit.
Hey!
You took my parachute. Wait up!
Tasha, dinner's ready.
Adam?!
Whoo-hoo!
I'm alive.
Not for long.
Look out below!
Bob?!
Oh. Hey, Mr. Davenport.
Is that rosemary chicken?
It was!
I am never leaving you guys in charge again.
Mr. Davenport, it's not their fault.
It's mine.
I was goofin' off, and the students thought it was okay to goof off, too.
I... I should've been a better mentor.
Actually, Adam was a good mentor.
- He was? - He was?
I was?
Yeah. When I was up in the jet,
I didn't wanna jump, but Adam boosted my confidence,
and helped me conquer my fear of heights.
Wow. I'm impressed, Adam.
I never thought I'd hear those three words together.
What I don't understand is why you had to jump in the first place.
- Hmm? - It's a smart plane.
Even without the auto pilot. it has an emergency homing beacon
that allows it to land automatically.
So we jumped for nothing?
Wait. Does your jet wing land itself too?
No.
Classic Adam.