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Professional beach volleyball
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We'll get to the bottom of
the complex and cryptic signals
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that are the key
to understanding this game.
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Also, baseball signals...
Why nobody cares.
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And do you catch yourself
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walking with your hands behind your back?
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If so, you'll want to hear
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why Dr. Hans Dorfman says
you are slowly dying.
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All that and more tonight on "Newspapers."
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Newsreaders - 02x13
The FMK Killer
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Newsreaders - 02x13
Behind the scenes
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If you're an American who has friends,
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then chances are, you've played
Fu... marry, kill.
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It's the game where you choose
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which of three people to have sex with,
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which one to marry,
and which one to murder.
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In recent years, the game took a dark turn
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when a serial killer began
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modeling his murders on the game,
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and he became known
as the Fu... Marry Killer.
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Of all the correspondents
I could choose to cover the story,
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I'd have sex with Xandra, I'd marry Amir,
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and I'd send narge Hemingway
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to get the first television interview
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with the Fu... Marry Killer.
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"It was just a game."
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That was the only statement made
by Carob Landis,
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the notorious Fu... Marry Killer,
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before being sentenced to death
just days ago.
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FBI special Agents Kelly Spears,
Mary Agosti, and Famke Carbonale
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led the task force that caught Landis.
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None of us had ever seen anything like it.
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In fact, nobody in the agency had.
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- Landis, the killer, he would...
- Or...
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As we call it, "the Perp."
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Oh, my gosh. I said "the killer."
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It doesn't matter. Just tell the story.
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Okay, well, anyway,
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Landis, the Perp,
he would kidnap four victims...
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We call it a 2-0-7.
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Yes.
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Thank you again, Agent Agosti.
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Um, yes, he would kidnap four victims...
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And then that victim...
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Mary's got it from here, I guess.
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Then he would force one of the victims
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to "play the game."
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Sorry.
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You got a little spit on my face
when you said "play."
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Oh. Go on.
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It looks used, but it's not.
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I'm... I'm... I'm fine, thank you.
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I can... I can straighten it for you.
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- Thank you so much.
- Sure.
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That person would then have to choose
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which one of the other victims
she would have intercourse with,
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which one she'd marry,
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and then he'd make her
kill the third herself.
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The Perp was actually a licensed
minister at an online church,
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so he would perform
a legal wedding ceremony.
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I'm sorry.
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Do you have a trash can
I could put this in?
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She can put it back in her sleeve.
She always does that.
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Oh, great. Thank you. I can take that.
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Mm-hmm.
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With Landis behind bars,
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the nightmare was finally over.
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But will it ever truly be over
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for the people Landis terrorized?
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Marilyn Roman and her co-workers
Chad, Derek, and Tom
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were victims of the FMK killer.
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This is the first time
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Marilyn has spoken publicly
about the ordeal.
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Go, "Newsreaders"!
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So, tell me about your ordeal.
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Um, well, I was forced
to kill a man with a nail gun.
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Yikes.
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Let's get to the other two.
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Who did you have sex with?
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Oh, um, Derek. Obviously.
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He is superhot.
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But not husband material.
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Oh, no, not at all.
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He drives a motorcycle
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and has a tattoo that says "follow me."
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Ooh, yeah. Hot, but I get it.
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Now, how about Tom?
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Tom and I have been
happily married ever since.
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And we have two beautiful children.
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One is really beautiful.
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That one's Derek's, right?
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Oh, yeah. Obvi.
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Hey!
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Ohh! Ow! Hey, you!
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He's a hitter.
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Marilyn's husband, Tom Roman.
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That's Jeremy, our oldest.
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He's got the devil in him, that one.
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And Derek. He has Derek in him.
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He's Derek's son.
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The guy Marilyn F'ed.
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Great lay, solid genes, not dad material.
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"Newsreaders" was granted
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the first-ever interview with Landis.
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We are so killing it right now!
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Do you have any regrets?
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I regret not accomplishing
everything I wanted to.
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There was still some
interesting work to be done.
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"Interesting work"?
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I never got to make anyone play
with triplets, for instance.
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That would be interesting.
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Right?
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Yeah.
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I have a hard one for you.
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Zooey Deschanel, Scarlett Johansson,
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and Lisa Bonet... Lisa Bonet in her prime,
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like "angel heart" Lisa Bonet.
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"F" Lisa, marry Scarjo, kill Zooey.
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Whoa, yeah. That's totally right.
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Yeah, hello. I'm a serial killer, okay?
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We're really kind of smart.
This is, like, our whole deal.
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How are you feeling right now?
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Well, again, serial killer,
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so feelings are kind of foreign to me,
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but I have to say that
if I were to get out of here,
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someone might have to choose
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between three certain FBI special Agents.
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Me?
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What?
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No, not you. I'm sorry.
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I see how it could've been
interpreted that way.
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I thought you meant me.
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No, no.
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Sorry.
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Every psycho wants revenge.
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Let him try and play that game with me.
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'Cause I will step on his heart
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after I rip it out of his chest
with these.
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You have perfect feet.
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I know.
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You're playing the game with us,
aren't you?
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Mnh... mnh-mnh. No.
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Yes. Yes. It's very hard not to.
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I'm obviously the "F" because
I'm the hottest. Yeah.
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And special Agent special needs here
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is just gonna have to handle that reality.
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And that's why you'll be killed,
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because every word out of your
painted Fu... slot
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inspires murder.
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We've been with the case a long time.
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It gets in your head.
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Mm. Right.
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But for the record,
I'm fine with being the marry.
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- Oh, would you just grow a pair?
- I'm the marry.
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I can drive stick shift, I like football,
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I can cut hair, I can make a bran muffin...
You are definitely the kill.
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- No, no, no, no... I'm the marry.
- Yes, you are.
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- Or I'm the "F," or I'm both.
- Please.
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- I'm the marry. I'm the one with the dsls.
- You should take my class.
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And I'm the marry who you also
want to "f."
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Listen! No one wants to "F" you.
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That's why I'm the marry,
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because you still have to want
to "F" the marry.
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Sometimes twice a week.
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I'm the marry, bitches.
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The question I get asked most after,
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"hey, whatever happened to Louis Lafonda?"
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Has to be, "how on earth
does a show like 'Newsreaders' get made?"
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To answer that question,
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we take you
to the other side of our cameras
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for the story behind the stories.
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You're probably familiar with this scene.
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And tonight, we'll meet a man
who has never met a man, ever.
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All that and more
tonight on "Newsreaders."
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What you might not be aware of
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is how much work it takes
to put together a single story
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before it is ready for broadcast.
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Take a look behind the scenes
at our "Newsreaders" offices,
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and the first thing you will notice is
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it is a hive of activity.
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Come on, Princess... move it, move it.
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The news floor pulses with producers,
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associate producers, cameramen, grips,
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gaffers, and support staff.
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It takes a lot of talented journalists
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to make an episode of "Newsreaders,"
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and it all starts before most people
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have even had their coffee.
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Executive producer Reg Minton
runs the morning meeting.
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Bruce, what do you got?
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Gun lobbies, bankrolling,
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a misinformation campaign.
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Nobody cares about gun control anymore.
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Reg is tough,
but getting a story right is even tougher.
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I might be going out on a limb here,
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but how about we do a feature
on Kate Beckinsale?
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Yeah.
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Video editors and producers
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deliver rough cuts to the control room
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throughout the day.
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At 4:00 P.M., the broadcast lineup is set.
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But scripts will continue to be rewritten
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sometimes right up until air.
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Are we cleared to say that the hospital
knew the vaccines were contaminated?
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Still waiting to hear back
from legal, chief.
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There isn't enough time.
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You're gonna have to change it
to "allegedly."
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You know what?
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This is a 10:00 A.M. conversation,
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not a 5:00 P.M. one.
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As air time approaches,
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hair and makeup is the first
stop for correspondents.
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Pillows makes us camera-ready,
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and revised scripts are distributed.
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It's minutes to air,
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and director Kelson Hobson takes over.
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Who's got my rundown?
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Where's my damn rundown?!
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By the time you hear
those familiar words...
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All of that and more
next week on "Newsreaders."
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Cut! Whoo!
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Oho!
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The "Newsreaders" team
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is already hard at work on the next show.
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So when people ask what makes up
a "Newsreaders" broadcast,
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tell them it's a lot of
elbow grease, dogged reporting,
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and the inmates from the lake
Howard maximum security prison
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in Pensacola, Florida.
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Tonight, skip reming
has some very public thoughts
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about privacy.
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I could give two mouse turds
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and a baby aspirin about my privacy
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because skip reming's lived
his life like an open book.
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When I ran away from Kindergarten
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and went to work for a bounty
hunter named Mysterious Gus,
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kidnapping my former classmates
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and sending them to work
in the urinal-cake factory,
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I didn't keep it some kind of secret.
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I wrote all about it in my autobiography,
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"Hey Kid, Want To See
Where They Make Urinal Cakes?"
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A couple years later,
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I decided to get
into the high-stakes world
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of stealing racehorse semen.
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When people asked what I did for a living,
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did I tell them to mind
their own business,
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that it was private?
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No.
I gave them a copy of my second book,
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"Don't Be Afraid To Use Your Mouth."
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And when I took all the money
that I'd earn robbing pony juice
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and reinvested it into a small business,
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did I hide where I got the money from?
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No.
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I opened up my books,
starting with the one titled,
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How I Used
Profits From Child Slavery
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And Pilfered Horse Gravy
To Buy A Urinal Cake Factory."
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Join my book club, and you can
get one of my books every month,
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from "A Few Good Wars"
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to my latest, "I Wrote That."
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Next week on "Newsreaders,"
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in our continuing coverage
of lesbians until graduation,
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Amir LaRussa catches up with the lugs
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he has been following since 2011.
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So, lizzy,
you're graduating tomorrow.
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Do you think you'll be a lesbian
after the graduation?
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Ooh. "S" just got real.
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I'm Reagan Biscayne. Good night.
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