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All right, here's where
we stand.
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This nightclub is the home base
for the Maric crime syndicate.
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I've been tracking the club
owner, Vladimir Drogic,
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aka "The Dragon,"
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aka my first perp with
a cool nickname.
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What about "El Baboso?"
The Dagger?
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Yeah, turns out Rosa was
lying about that.
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"El Baboso" actually means
"The Slug."
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(ROSA LAUGHS) Tonto.
That means "dum-dum."
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It was very cruel. I referred
to myself as "El Baboso"
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to several
beautiful Latina ladies.
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Oh, that's your type,
isn't it, Jakey?
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Like Sophia...
(JAKE BLABBERING)
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Anyway, "The Dragon" is involved in
several counts of human trafficking
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as well as...
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I'm sorry, what's going on?
Who are you?
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Drexel with
the Organized Crime unit.
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I'm here for
the Maric case materials.
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Oh, are you?
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Well, we'll see what my captain
has to say about this.
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Thank you for taking
the materials.
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Make sure you also pick up the
files that are on Peralta's desk.
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Wow, that is not how
I saw it playing out.
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Sir, I thought you said
this was my case.
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I gave you two weeks. I'm done fending
off the Organized Crime unit.
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Squad, since Peralta's
briefing was cut short,
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you can all use this time
to clean up your desks.
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Look at this place. Half-eaten
food, crumpled tissues,
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pictures of your families.
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What's wrong with pictures?
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If you love someone, you'll
remember what they look like.
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What is this?
Rubber band ball.
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Keep your bands in a box
or a bag.
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Since you all apparently
have time to play throw,
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I'm canceling overtime for the
month, effective immediately.
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Get to work! And de-ball
these bands.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ripped By mstoll
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What is going on?
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Holt's been in a
bad mood all week.
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Did somebody do something
to set him off?
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Jake, are you seriously asking
why Captain Holt is mad?
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What do you mean?
The Wednesday incident?
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Hey, hey. Just closed
my 10th felony of the month
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and I thought
we could celebrate.
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Might I remind you that
this is a police precinct
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and it's 10:00 in the morning?
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Thought you might say that.
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That's why this is
non-alcoholic sparkling cider.
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There's absolutely nothing
you could be mad about.
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(POPS)
Uh-oh.
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No, no, no. Look, I was the
first one in on Wednesday.
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This story is already
full of holes.
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He was in a bad mood before
those sprinklers went off.
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Something must have
happened at home.
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Dude, just admit that
you ruined everything
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and you turned our lives
into a living hell.
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No biggie. You guys,
this is not my fault.
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Boyle, you believe me, right?
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Don't make me do this, Jake.
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Betrayed!
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All right, you know what?
Fine.
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I'm gonna prove to all of you
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that something else is
responsible for his bad mood.
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It's probably Boyle.
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Don't worry about it.
Don't open it.
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No personal calls.
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What the hell?
That was Marcus.
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He's gonna think
I hung up on him.
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Leave him wanting more.
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That's basic seduction stuff,
Diaz.
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Captain Holt has been
in a bad mood,
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and I'm not letting it
get any worse on my watch.
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I need overtime back.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Six banks robbed in three weeks,
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$250,000 stolen
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citizens trembling in fear.
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Well, no more.
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Boyle!
You got your bank robber.
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Went home last night,
no overtime,
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just me and some brie
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and I cracked it.
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So, here he is,
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the thug that's been
terrorizing the city.
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Say hello, Marvin.
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Hello.
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Oh, my God. He's so old.
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He's not that old. His nurse
isn't even full time.
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He couldn't pull off a bank job.
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He couldn't pull off
the cap on his medicine.
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I can hear you.
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I'm sorry.
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This guy is a ruthless criminal.
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I'm sorry, sir.
Is this going to take long?
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Because I was hoping to buy
some slacks this afternoon.
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I like corduroy.
You like corduroy?
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I love corduroy.
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He likes corduroy.
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You sure you have the right guy?
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Wasn't the robber
strong and fast?
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And able to eat solid foods?
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Nobody saw him eat.
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The guy wore a rubber mask
and his voice was disguised.
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My system's a little unsettled.
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Could I trouble you for
a ginger ale?
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Oh, of course, sir.
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We'll get that and a comfy
chair for you to sit in.
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Yeah?
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I robbed those banks.
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I don't even need the money.
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But I like to see
the tellers squirm.
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I get off on violence.
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Oh, my God.
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Here you go.
Oh, thank you so much.
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You're such a doll.
I must pay you.
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No, no, no. I insist,
I insist. Right here.
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You remind me
of my granddaughter.
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Aw, you are so sweet.
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I haven't got a granddaughter.
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(SIGHS)
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What are you doing here? You're
not scheduled to work today
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and overtime is canceled.
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Yeah. Well, remember about a
week ago, when I came in here
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with a bottle of
sparkling cider?
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Setting off my sprinklers.
Drenching my office.
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Destroying a paper crane
folded for me by Kevin.
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Right, I forgot how that ended.
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The point is, that was all
just regular cop stuff.
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There's no way that can be the reason
you've been in such a bad mood.
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Bad mood? I'm sorry, have I not been
bursting into song enough for you lately?
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Would you like me to click my heels
together or skip like a school child?
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Yes, to all of that.
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But for reals, what non-me
thing is bothering you?
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Is there trouble at home?
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Peralta, I'm not gonna discuss
my home life with you.
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We're not friends. We're not family.
You're not my husband.
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Oh, that's hurtful.
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I thought we had a special bond.
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I was your secret Santa
last year.
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And I already thanked you for
the "Who Farted?" Baseball cap.
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But you never wear it.
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So, Holt won't tell me if
something happened at home
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because I'm not his husband.
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But you know who is his husband?
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His husband?
His husband.
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I was just a little slow.
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Yeah, Kevin's not gonna talk to you
because he can't stand detectives.
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Yes, but he can stand youse.
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Nuh-uh. I spent a lot of time cultivating
a good relationship with Kevin.
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He finally calls me
Gina instead of Ms. Linetti.
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All right, fine. Then,
I'm calling in my chit.
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You kiss your mother with that mouth?
No, "Chi-it."
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What? Remember when
I got you this job?
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You said, "OMG, Jake!
I owe you one!"
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I said "OMG"?
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That was before other people started
saying it. I was an originator.
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You said I could
ask for anything.
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And for six years, I've
been sitting on that chit.
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Well, now, I'm cashing it in.
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A receipt for almonds?
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Yeah, I just thought it
would be more dramatic
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to slide something
across the table.
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It wasn't. But since I made
that promise, fine.
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Hey, Kevin.
Gina, good to see you.
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Jake's here, too.
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Yo!
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Gina, I know you like champagne
with a drop of pomegranate juice.
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I like to say it's nature's classiest
alcohol mixed with its "narstiest" fruit.
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And Peralta,
I hope this will do.
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It's a can of orange soda from
when some other children visited.
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It's perfect. Thank you
for inviting us in.
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Yes, I invited Gina in.
You were with her.
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Okay, look. Everyone's blaming me
for the Captain's horrible mood
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because of a small thing that
happened Wednesday morning.
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When you flooded his office
with cider?
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Well, the water actually flooded it.
The cider just caused it.
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But I swear, he was already
upset when he got to work.
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He was anger articulating.
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Coat, coat, jacket, coat.
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Is this a police precinct,
or a Turkish bazaar?
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Hmm. Yes, I dread those
annunciated denunciations.
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Yeah, I hate those.
(REPEATS UNINTELLIGIBLY)
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So, my question is,
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could something have happened at
home before he left for work?
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Well, I remember that morning.
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He left this house at 7:00
and was in a great mood.
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In fact, he was still
chuckling about
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the previous night's
Charlie Rose.
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Fine, so your marriage
might not be the problem.
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But he didn't get to work
until 10:00.
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That means whatever ruined his mood
happened in those three hours.
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We have to retrace his steps.
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We? I'm not going to
investigate my own husband.
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Uh-huh. Totally.
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Well, that was a great chit-chat,
don't you think, Gina?
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Seemed like it went real
bad for you.
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Chit-chat?
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Oh. You know, Kevin, maybe if we figure
out what caused Raymond's bad mood,
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we could fix it.
Good idea, Gina.
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I suppose we could look into it.
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Yes! Great.
Let's go right now.
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No time to lose.
Don't look, just run!
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You're trying to get me
out of here before
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I see the orange soda you spilled
on that chair, aren't you?
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I'm already out the door!
It worked!
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What the hell?
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Are you throwing
a tea party for this monster?
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He was sitting in processing,
and he just looked so lonely.
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This guy is guilty.
He confessed to me,
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but now he's pretending
that he didn't.
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You must have misheard me.
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I didn't do anything.
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Except being charmed
by these two lovely ladies.
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Oh, cut it with
the "sweet old coot" routine.
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You're going to jail, my friend,
in a trolley named Charles.
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A trolley?
Trolleys are cool.
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They have the bells.
You know what?
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Just take your tea and leave
my perp alone. Please?
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Thank you, ladies for bringing a
little sunshine into my gray life.
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(SIGHS)
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You want to know what I'm gonna
do with the money I stole?
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Hmm?
Prostitutes.
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(GROANING)
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Amy, you heard him.
Tell me you heard him!
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What?
Son of a bitch!
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Well, this is where Raymond
eats breakfast every morning.
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Yes, I know. He's always raving
about how they don't have specials.
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Diane, hello. This is my friend, Gina.
And this is Detective Peralta.
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They work with my Raymond.
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Oh, Peralta.
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You are so old
to behave the way you do.
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Oof.
What?
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I'm sure he vents
about everyone on the squad.
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Nope. Just you.
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Damn it, Diane!
What are you doing after this?
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So, did anything unusual happen when
Raymond was here last Wednesday?
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Did he mention anything?
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No. He had
his regular breakfast.
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Room temperature water
and one hard-boiled egg yolk.
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Hmm. Well, that is
his good mood food.
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So, Peralta, we know
he was fine through breakfast.
243
00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:36,567
Looks like you're still
on the hook.
244
00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,768
No, there was still plenty of
time before he got to work.
245
00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:40,104
Gina, what did he do next?
246
00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:44,545
Well, according to his "schedge", his
next stop was his weekly painting class.
247
00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:45,773
Painting class?
248
00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,443
Can I guess what he paints?
249
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,812
Pictures of pie charts.
250
00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:50,915
Multiple still lifes of
this gray rock.
251
00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:52,248
(WHISPERS)
It's even more boring.
252
00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,852
So, Gerald, did anything
happen to Raymond last week?
253
00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,825
Did he seem like something or
someone had him in a bad mood?
254
00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:00,091
It was his day to pick
the music, and he chose Haydn.
255
00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,197
So, he was in a good mood
or a bad mood?
256
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,902
GINA: A great mood, Jake.
257
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,429
Oh, you're Jake.
258
00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,630
Damn it. What are you
doing after this, Gerald?
259
00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:11,937
What is wrong with our Internet?
260
00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,438
I like to back up my data
every 15 minutes
261
00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,108
and it's taking 17 minutes
per backup.
262
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,881
I'm in a data-backup deficit.
263
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,843
We are in the same boat.
264
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,614
I've been trying to load
this video all day.
265
00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,320
You're watching videos
during work?
266
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,585
I told him to do it, sir.
It's case-related.
267
00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,053
"Turtle humps computer
mouse."
268
00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:32,728
Yeah. "Turtle" is the name of a
local pervert we are chasing.
269
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,560
(SIGHS)
270
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,434
Come on, Hitchcock!
Get it together!
271
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,669
So, did anything strange happen
272
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,143
when you and Raymond sparred
last week?
273
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,838
No. As usual, Raymond
was the king of the croisé
274
00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:51,549
and I got in a few
good raddoppios.
275
00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,483
So, just a bunch
of normal words.
276
00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:55,981
Are you sure we're
talking about last Wednesday?
277
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,722
Positive.
I haven't seen him since.
278
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,357
You haven't?
Hmm-mmm.
279
00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:04,862
I'm sorry. I need to leave.
Excuse me.
280
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:08,964
Kevin? Kev?
281
00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:10,926
What's going on?
282
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,462
Raymond has been lying to me.
283
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:15,473
Three mornings this week, he
told me he was fencing with Dan.
284
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,536
Why would he do that?
Why would he lie to me?
285
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,810
I don't know. Maybe it's
connected to his bad mood.
286
00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,307
My husband does not lie to me.
287
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:24,306
This investigation of yours was a bad idea.
I'm going home.
288
00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:25,680
I have to sort this out
with Raymond.
289
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:27,377
Goodbye, Peralta.
290
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,687
Linetti.
Linetti?
291
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:33,956
No. We were on
a first-name basis.
292
00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:35,619
Gina, this is bad.
293
00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:38,452
Kevin's upset, Holt's gonna be
angry, we're both gonna get fired,
294
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:39,655
and I'm gonna die alone.
295
00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:41,857
Jake, why don't you just do the
right thing and jump out a window?
296
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:43,595
Captain Holt will never fire me
297
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:46,001
if he knows I'm mourning the
death of a close friend.
298
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,500
Or we could try plan B
and just fix it.
299
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:50,806
You never even tried
plan A though.
300
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,109
Hey. How did it go
with Kevin?
301
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,882
Are you willing to admit
everything's your fault?
302
00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,244
No, Amy. Because none of
this is my fault.
303
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,381
Except for how you meddled in
the Captain's life today,
304
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,948
possibly causing repercussions in his
marriage that could last a lifetime.
305
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:08,849
Yes. That is completely on me.
306
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,924
But Amy, you didn't know that,
so you were still wrong.
307
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,392
You two need to go.
308
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:15,225
You're not supposed to be here and the
Captain's at a new level of anger.
309
00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,099
Constant smiling.
310
00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,466
(CHUCKLING)
311
00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:19,595
It's horrible.
312
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,635
All smiling's horrible.
This is worse.
313
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:27,370
We're here so I can activate the Holy
Network of Administrative Assistants.
314
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,204
Acronym "H-Naah."
315
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:33,379
We high-level assistants keep track of
what's going on with all the bosses.
316
00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:36,616
Jealous, Amy?
Yeah, I'd tap that.
317
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,018
Network. I'd tap that network.
That's a thing people say.
318
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,452
Yeah. No.
319
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,859
I've answered
all your questions, young man.
320
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,163
What more do you want from me?
321
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:51,332
I'd like you to tell Santiago
about the banks you robbed
322
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,400
and how you get off on violence.
323
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,200
What? Boyle. Oh, my God.
324
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:57,900
(KNOCKING)
325
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,678
What are you doing? Why are you
being so weird about this?
326
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,381
Marvin Miller is guilty and he
thinks he can get away with it.
327
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,354
He also thinks the subway
should be horses.
328
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,181
He's old is what I'm saying.
329
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,281
He knows exactly
what he's doing.
330
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:16,260
He's messing with me
because I'm not intimidating
331
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:19,991
like Terry or dignified like Jake or model
handsome like Jake or funny like Jake.
332
00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,463
(SIGHS) Yeah, I might buy
my shoes at a kids' store,
333
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:26,336
and yeah, I might be scared
of geese.
334
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,332
But I am a damn good cop and I
will not be made a fool of.
335
00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:31,304
So, I'm gonna go into that room
336
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,573
and I'm gonna get
that lousy old geezer
337
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:36,074
to admit on camera that
he robbed those banks.
338
00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:38,209
He just died.
339
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,508
What?
340
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,323
Okay, here's what I learned.
341
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,824
The chief's assistant, Ryan, was
only pretending to have mono.
342
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:52,157
Gina, about Holt.
Fine.
343
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:58,531
Apparently, he was supposed to meet Deputy
Chief Ash near his fencing club at 9:30.
344
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:02,601
But he canceled at the very last
minute with no explanation.
345
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,675
"H-Naah" does it again.
(GIGGLING)
346
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,944
Okay. So, something happened
between fencing and coffee.
347
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,070
We just have to figure out what.
348
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:11,776
Totes. But first, let's check in
with Ryan on how to fake mono.
349
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,044
Because if I can nail that,
350
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,720
whoo! Game changer.
351
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,616
Okay. So, Captain Holt leaves
fencing and heads north.
352
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,224
If we really want to do this,
we've got to get in his head.
353
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,085
We have to be Captain Holt.
354
00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:26,925
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Hello, Gina.
355
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:28,593
How does this sound?
356
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,798
Captain Holt, is that you?
357
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,304
Oh, no, it's Jake, nailing
your voice exactly.
358
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:38,099
Right? The trick is to find a key
phrase you know exactly how he'd say.
359
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,943
Mine is "Peralta,
that's enough!"
360
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,772
Seriously, Jake,
this is getting scary.
361
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,037
(LAUGHS IN A DEEP VOICE)
362
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,380
Come with me,
young wise assistant.
363
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,443
Let us walk in this direction.
364
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,550
Oh. A hot dog.
365
00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:54,319
Would I stop? Not for one
of those, I wouldn't.
366
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,920
Damn it, it's morphing into British.
Do your catchphrase.
367
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,122
Peralta, that's enough!
368
00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,993
And I'm walking with purpose.
369
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,899
And I'm walking with purpose.
370
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,926
And bingo.
371
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:05,826
A door?
372
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,735
(GASPS) It's a Narnia situation.
373
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,272
No, but I love that.
374
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:10,933
It's a security camera.
375
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,072
Something happened to Holt when he walked
past here, we'll be able to see it.
376
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,404
(IMITATING HOLT)
Peralta, you genius.
377
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,476
Hmm, that does not sound
like him.
378
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,484
Okay. Personal photos are
down, kitchen is spotless,
379
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,420
and I got the silver-painted
breakdancer outside
380
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,793
to move his very loud
boom box elsewhere.
381
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,823
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
382
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,691
You beat him in a dance-off?
383
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,960
No, I destroyed him.
384
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,965
There's absolutely nothing
here that will set off Holt.
385
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:43,468
Oh, oh! I was trying to cook
my oatmeal with a road flare
386
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:44,667
but it caught on fire.
387
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,504
Why are you using a road flare?
388
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,106
You said the kitchen
was off-limits!
389
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:50,374
Yeah. This is your fault, Sarge.
Give me that.
390
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:59,022
I'm just holding a road flare,
stepping on some oatmeal.
391
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:00,783
Just doing me.
392
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:04,462
I can't believe that you of all people
are my biggest problem today, Jeffords.
393
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,859
Kevin, is the Captain home?
394
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,265
No. Good. I figured out
what happened to him.
395
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:12,661
He was mugged.
396
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,532
What? He told you this?
397
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:18,438
No. I used my detective skills as well as my
spot-on Holt impression to figure it out.
398
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,979
I retraced his steps
and found security footage.
399
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,478
After he left fencing, three shady
guys followed him into an alley.
400
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,674
One of them had a knife.
401
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,347
That's why he's been
in such a bad mood.
402
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,283
He's a police captain that got mugged.
He's embarrassed.
403
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,014
Oh, my goodness.
404
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,216
Peralta.
There he is!
405
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,925
What are you doing in my house?
Raymond.
406
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:35,992
You were mugged?
What?
407
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,054
What did you say to him?
408
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,064
Captain, it's okay. There's
nothing to be embarrassed about.
409
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,156
I'm not embarrassed
and I wasn't mugged.
410
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,470
Three men tried to mug me. But I
fought them off, injuring two of them.
411
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:52,733
Wait, so you heroically fought off three
guys and that put you in a bad mood?
412
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,577
If I did that, I would literally
write a song about myself.
413
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:56,938
It would be like...
414
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,816
(SINGING) Jake, the hero
Abs of steel, sha-la-la-la.
415
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,282
Why would you keep this from me?
416
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,154
And why would you lie
about going to fencing?
417
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:05,681
Because he couldn't go.
418
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:07,682
Because he's injured.
419
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,489
I wasn't injured.
I was lightly stabbed.
420
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,554
I'm sorry.
You were stabbed?
421
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,994
Lightly stabbed.
I didn't want to frighten you.
422
00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:16,195
(SCOFFS) You are my husband.
423
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,100
I want you
to tell me everything.
424
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,734
Especially things that might frighten me.
How can you not know that?
425
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,639
Raymond, you are unbelievable.
426
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,477
Hey, Captain.
You look so tall.
427
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,415
What you have done is
beyond unprofessional.
428
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:38,214
You cannot muck around in people's
private lives. Get out of my house.
429
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,618
But get into your car?
430
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:43,286
I'll go.
431
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:50,900
Sir.
Detective.
432
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,636
So, how was your night?
433
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,836
Of work. I'm not asking
about your personal life.
434
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,233
I don't care about you
personally.
435
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:58,840
I mean, I'm neutral.
436
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,035
I mean, who are you?
437
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,137
Floundering is worse
than silence.
438
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:06,709
Oh. Cool, cool, cool, cool.
No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
439
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,244
(CLICKS TONGUE)
440
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:09,985
Man, this elevator is slow, huh?
441
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,452
That's because you haven't
pressed the button.
442
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:15,985
That's why you're the Captain.
443
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,924
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
So smart. I want to just...
444
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,256
(CLICKS HIS TONGUE) Zip.
445
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,800
(IN INDIAN ACCENT)
No more talky!
446
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:25,192
Hmm.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
447
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,745
Yeek, blast of cold air
coming out of that box.
448
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,173
Name of Amy's sex tape.
449
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,309
Hey, man, come on. Not cool.
450
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,618
I'm going through something.
Just let me have this one.
451
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,878
I'm sorry you wasted
your chit, Jake.
452
00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:44,683
It's all right.
I want to apologize to Holt,
453
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,588
but it seems personal and I'm not supposed
to talk to him about personal stuff.
454
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:51,627
Oh, boo. I guess you need to think of some
professional way to make it up to him.
455
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,698
Wait a minute.
Gina, that's it.
456
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,026
I just had an idea.
457
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,870
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Peralta, you're a genius.
458
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:00,596
Who was that? ScarJo?
459
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,469
It was Holt, and I think
you know that.
460
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,938
I thought it was ScarJo.
461
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,037
I can't believe that bastard
beat me.
462
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:11,307
Whoa. He's dead. It's kind of hard
to see how he's the winner in this.
463
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:12,739
He made me look like an idiot.
464
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,180
No, Amy and I were the idiots.
465
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,418
Because we let that
ancient windbag fool us.
466
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,314
He robbed the banks.
467
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,089
He gave me money for
the ginger ale.
468
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,119
After you insisted
he was guilty,
469
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,624
I went back
and checked his dollar.
470
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,757
The serial numbers matched
the stolen bills.
471
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:27,255
You brought in the right guy.
472
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:28,992
You're a damn good cop, Boyle.
473
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,529
I know. No one listens.
474
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:33,260
Except when you threw water in
his dead face. That was rough.
475
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:34,698
I thought he was faking it.
476
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,339
I wanted to splash the lies
out of him.
477
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,470
All right, Detective. What is this
all about? You have 70 seconds.
478
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:44,604
Why 70?
479
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,151
Do you really want to waste your
time while I explain my algorithm?
480
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,847
Right. All right. So, I pulled a
still from the security footage
481
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,186
of your attempted mugging and
sent it to the nearby precincts.
482
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,526
We ID'd one of the mopes
and that's his apartment.
483
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,892
I thought maybe you
would want to do the honors.
484
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,229
And you think this will make
everything you did better?
485
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,565
Well, maybe.
It was Gina's idea, so...
486
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,328
It will. Gina had
nothing to do with it.
487
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,665
You want to know why
I was so angry all week?
488
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:11,006
When those men came at me, I
acted like I was a 20-year-old.
489
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,642
I took a stupid risk
and I got myself stabbed.
490
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:18,472
I was in pain and frustrated
about lying to the man I love.
491
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,349
Kevin.
Yes.
492
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,781
Obviously Kevin.
Obviously.
493
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,548
What I'm trying to say is
you were right all along.
494
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,885
I wasn't mad at you. I was mad at
myself, and I took it out on the squad.
495
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,164
Peralta, you're a genius.
496
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,002
Oh, my God. You said it.
497
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,701
I heard you practicing in
the men's room.
498
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:40,896
Yeah, that makes more sense.
499
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,140
Attention, squad.
Quick announcement.
500
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:44,836
Overtime is reinstated,
501
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:47,443
and you are each allowed
two personal photographs,
502
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,144
two trinkets, and
three assorted knickknacks.
503
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,942
You know what? Just follow
Sergeant Jeffords' lead.
504
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,178
He always knows how to keep
this place running smoothly.
505
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:56,885
Nice. So, rubber band balls
are back.
506
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,320
Oh, no, it's bad for the bands.
507
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,584
Ah, Kevin. Let me just
get my coat.
508
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,251
Hello, Peralta.
509
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,526
Gina. Oh, sweet Lords of Dance,
510
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,655
thank you!
511
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,465
We're back on a
first name basis.
512
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,495
Kevin, I am unable
513
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,434
and unwilling to discuss
personal matters with you.
514
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,098
I'm aware of that, yes.
515
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,468
In any case, thank you
for your help.
516
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:16,999
I brought you both gifts.
517
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,469
Original Raymond Holts.
518
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,599
(GINA GASPS)
519
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,413
I will treasure this painting
of a rock for all times.
520
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:26,878
Ah, Rock 59 and 367.
Those are good rocks.
521
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,617
367 paintings of one rock?
522
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,416
This guy parties!
523
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:42,500
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