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Previously on "Weeds":
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NANCY: This was not what I had
in mind. Those are people's homes.
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FEMA's gonna set them
up at the Marriott.
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It's time to move on--
we take you off the sales floor.
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Traffic?
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You'd bring in lots
and lots of Mota.
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Holy shit.
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That house belongs to Celia.
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Celia Hodes.
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Celia Hodes.
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She ran the whole thing.
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They're all lying! Please help me.
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NANCY: We're going to Ren Mar.
We're going to see Bubbie.
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She's somewhere far,
far away.
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The nurse was fired.
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A family member called and said
he was taking over her care.
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Hey, dad,
it's your family.
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Who the hell are you
bursting in here like this?
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Why are you always such a prick to me?
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I'm just not sure
you're mine.
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- What, are you on the run?
- Yes.
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Well, that at least I
can wrap my head around.
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Weeds Season 4, Episode 2:
Lady's A Charm
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Bingo.
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Bubbie-- who knew?
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Nice dress, Mom.
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We should have done
this years ago.
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Burn down the house
and move to the beach?
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We can hear the ocean.
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How great is that?
Listen.
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That's Silas watering his
pot plants in the shower.
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Silas!
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Okay. The hair...
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identity crisis, new start--
I get it.
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More importantly, the plants.
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The plants need to grow somewhere
else, out of this house now.
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What are you so paranoid about?
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I'm paranoid about Len.
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He wants to be called Lenny.
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If Len sees those,
he might flip...
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or steal them or smoke
them-- we just don't know.
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The bottom line is-- we don't shit
where we eat or eat where we shit.
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Either way, words of wisdom.
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Well, then where am I
supposed to put them?
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Figure it out, young botanist.
Just get them gone.
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Where are you going?
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I need to buy a bed skirt.
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I want to go shopping
for a bed skirt.
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You don't even know
what a bed skirt is.
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Do too. It's like a dust ruffle.
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How do you know what a dust ruffle is?
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- All gay boys know what a dust ruffle is.
- Silas.
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That's right, I'm a big fag,
so you can suck my dick.
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Please, can I come
with you, mom?
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No, honey.
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I need some alone time, and you just told
your brother to suck your dick. Gross!
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Where are you really going?
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I just told you--
errands.
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Dressed like that?
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Good morning, Andy.
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- Len.
- Lenny.
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How long does it take portnoy
up there to finish his business?
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Use the downstairs bathroom.
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I don't like the toilet in there.
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It's got a padded seat.
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It's like taking a shit
on a mushroom.
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I've taken a shit
on mushrooms...
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and on a mushroom, actually.
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Of course you have.
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Listen, Bonnie and Clyde, I don't
know what you two are running from.
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And you know what?
I don't care!
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Why don't you just give me $300 in
cash right now, and the subject is dead?
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Okay.
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Nice doing business with you.
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Hey, so, I'm doing something
potentially illegal today.
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What sort of potentially illegal activity
are you engaging in in that dress?
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I got a page.
He gave me an address.
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Who? Your John?
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Guillermo.
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"Psychotic gangster, burned
down agrestic" Guillermo?
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Do you want to keep
living with your father?
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It's work. It's fine.
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Keep your cellphone on.
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In case of injury or imprisonment?
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In case I need something
from the supermarket.
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Like a rape kit? I don't think
they sell those at Ralph's.
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It's work. It's fine.
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Okay, have a good day
at the office.
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Maddy Shaheen. I'm the public
defender assigned to your case.
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Am I getting out now?
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You just have to sit tight
a little while longer.
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The charges won't stick.
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Oh, good. Thank God!
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No one actually saw you drive the Escalade into
the convenience store, so we're totally cool.
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Escalade?
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It says "Escalade".
That's what came through the window,
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unless it was a highlander or
one of those big Lincoln things.
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What is it? A navigator?
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What are you talking about?
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- Felicia Harken?
- Celia Hodes.
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Hodes. Okay.
Right. Hodes.
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Hey, any relation to Dean Hodes?
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He was this loser who was constantly
hitting on me in law school.
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No. No relation.
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Okay. Here we go.
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No, that is not it.
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Are you retarded?
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I'm just disorganized. You don't
have to be a bitch about it.
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Ooh, here it is.
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Uh, yeah, you're not getting
out of here anytime soon.
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I pose a bigger threat to the public than
someone who drove a car through a store window?
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Anti-drug crusader
caught with grow house?
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You're fucked like a
stray dog in Chinatown.
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I-I-I shouldn't
be in here.
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The toilets are metal.
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Anyway, your hearing
date's in three weeks.
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You were on city council, so if you slept with any
cops or judges, it's time to call in the favors.
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I'll be in touch, Sally.
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- Celia.
- Yeah. See ya!
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Felicia? Not Felicia.
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Mamacita!
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Hey, Blanca.
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You said you had
a job for me?
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Yeah, I do.
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And good morning to you.
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You need to get that fixed.
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Obviously.
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You're gonna take a little
drive for me today, Blanca.
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Go down to TJ and get
that brake light repaired.
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In Mexico?
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Cheaper labor there.
I know a good garage.
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Once you get over the border, take any
left off revolución and follow the river,
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paseo de los heroes, and look for the
beer-can/horse-head thing hanging outside.
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Beer-can/horsehead?
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Yeah, it's on the wall.
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- And that's it?
- No.
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I also want you to go to a
farmacia, get me some inhalers--
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Ventolin and Aerobid.
Ten each.
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No, fifteen. Don't get me flovent.
It gives me a rash.
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Uh, Ventolin and Aerobid.
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Can you give me the address of this
place, and I'll put it in my GPS?
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Just, you know, follow paseo de
los heroes and look for the horse.
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Use your eyes,
spoon-fed Americana.
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Hey, there's $10,000 in it for
you if you don't fuck it up.
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Ooh, $10,000.
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No, no. Cash on delivery.
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That's for the inhalers.
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I almost forgot.
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We got you a present.
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Wait. What is that?
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Yo, be gracious when
somebody gives you a gift.
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No, I don't really
do this kind of thing.
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That's good luck, man.
Don't fuck with good luck.
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Just say, "Thank you."
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Well... how thoughtful.
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And really... stuck on there.
Thank you.
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Eh, you'll be fine. Just
smile and just act like you do.
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And, you know, you're gonna come back,
this money's gonna jump into your purse.
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- Be a good day for Blanca.
- Yeah.
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What am I really doing?
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Oh, no,
no, no, no!
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The money doesn't like
it when you ask questions.
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It gets very sad and
wants to crawl away.
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All right, all right. Off to Mexico.
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Iviva zapata!
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LENNY: I'm gonna be at the track until
4:00, so you boys are basically on your own.
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Just check the monitors, keep an eye on her
feeding tube, and check her diaper for deposits.
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And roll her in the afternoon.
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That's so she doesn't
get bed sores.
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Few minutes on each side.
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It's a shame you boys never
got a chance to know her.
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But you can blame your mother for that.
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- Now, you, Alan Ladd.
- Shane.
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- And Klaus.
- Silas.
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If either of you boys have any big ideas
about going through my things while I'm gone,
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you can forget it.
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It's all rigged to
blow your fingers off.
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So stay out of my stuff if you ever want
to handle your little shmeckies again. Okay?
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Now, I don't believe in wireless phones.
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So if something goes wrong,
you can page me at the track.
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And, uh, if she dies on your
watch, it's your fault, got it?
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She does that sometimes.
It's not necessarily bad.
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Okay.
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- It sounds bad, Grandpa Lenny.
- It's not.
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And when your Uncle Andrew crawls
out of that rattle-trap van out there,
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tell him I expect to be reimbursed
for everything he eats...
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and tell him he's a thief and
that he still owes me $20,000.
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I got to go. Bye.
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You're on first watch.
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DOUG: Guess who finished the monster
po' boy at the gumbo junction.
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5 feet of fried-fish goodness!
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And it was free 'cause he ate
the whole thing in under an hour!
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People sang and threw beads.
It was awesome!
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Why are you here?
Where is Dean?
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He's down in the lobby hitting on some
frumpy chick who dug him in law school,
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and he wanted me to let you know
he's sorry there's no money for bail.
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You fuckers ratted me out.
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That might be another reason
why he's staying in the lobby.
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Where's Nancy?
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Who? That nice widow?
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She should be in here,
not me-- Nancy!
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My cellmate, Chita, says that she's
gonna make me her special girl.
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I have to get out of here now.
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It's good to make friends, Ceil.
Breach the divide.
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"Why can't we all
just get along?"
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I like your hair.
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I couldn't decide,
but I just did.
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I mean, it's nice off
her face, isn't it?
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It's youthful.
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My life is in danger.
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Oh, come on. You know, you're probably
safer in here than you are in town.
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People are outraged, Ceil.
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You know, your house
burned to the ground,
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but people still spray-painted
"hypocrite" in the charred remains.
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You have to get me out of here.
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This is a nightmare.
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And it should be Nancy's
nightmare, not mine.
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She does look scared, Doug.
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I am, baby.
Mommy is terrified.
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Then maybe this is a
good time for us to go.
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I don't want you getting all upset.
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I mean, this must be
really hard for you.
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- No, no, no.
- Please, please, please.
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I don't-- I don't want to
be anybody's special girl.
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Visitation is over. Come on.
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Help me.
Help mommy.
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Hola.
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Yo quiero una brake light para...
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this car.
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Guillermo.
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Una brake-light especial.
¿Habla inglés?
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Si?
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I need to get my brake light fixed.
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Guillermo sent me.
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Hybrid, eh?
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Yeah, hybrid car.
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Got to save those fossil fuels--
dead Iraqi children.
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What's wrong with that car?
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Broken taillight.
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You know, I-I'm still
under warranty.
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I really don't want to blow that.
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So when you're fixing my light, if you can just
make sure everything's back where you found it.
245
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Oh, and while you're in there,
246
00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:21,490
can you override the thing that stops
me from doing GPS while I'm driving?
247
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,700
- I heard you can do that.
- That's illegal.
248
00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:28,110
What was Guillermo thinking?
249
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,620
He thinks with his dick.
250
00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:32,220
She is hot though,
isn't she?
251
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,610
Una hora, you come back, eh?
252
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:36,410
An hour. Great!
253
00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:39,330
Oh, I need a bag.
254
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,030
Small planet.
I'm doing my part.
255
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:47,710
¿Dónde est* la farmacia,
por favor?
256
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,880
Tell her to go to my
cousin's farmacia on Third.
257
00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:54,750
No,no. Doming's brother's place
is cheaper and they have more.
258
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,410
Dominga's brother is unethical.
259
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,930
Are you calling my
brother-in-law unethical?
260
00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,170
That's what I'm telling
you, he's unethical.
261
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,260
Why?
262
00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:03,400
Fuck you.
263
00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:06,380
Farmacia m*xima.
264
00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:08,910
End of street, red sign, eh?
265
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:12,260
End of street, red sign.
Gracias!
266
00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:15,180
Mucho bueno. Gracias.
267
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:17,780
ANDY: 10 minutes.
That's my limit!
268
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:21,090
After 10 minutes in the same room
with him, I want to kill or be killed.
269
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,750
Shane's in there...
270
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:27,030
Just staring at Bubbie's machines,
scared to death she'll kick on his watch.
271
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:31,120
Lenny's a master at giving
kids age-inappropriate tasks.
272
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:34,670
I'm surprised he didn't have
shane drive him to the track.
273
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:36,940
He says you're a thief.
274
00:14:36,950 --> 00:14:38,880
Who did?
275
00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:42,710
Lenny. He said you
stole 20 grand from him.
276
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,240
- And he wants it back.
- Unbelievable.
277
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,840
Unbelievable.
You know what?
278
00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:50,210
You're better off without
a dad. It fucks you up.
279
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:53,760
You're better off. At least
you can be your own person now.
280
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,750
I didn't mean that. I don't mean that.
281
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,630
I like your hair. I did that, too.
282
00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:06,780
Tried to give myself a mohawk
using my mom's lady shaver.
283
00:15:06,810 --> 00:15:08,120
You're damaged.
284
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,430
I was born into it.
285
00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:12,730
Hola.
286
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:18,520
Oh, terrific. So,
it's done? Finito?
287
00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:22,780
30 what?
288
00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:25,580
Dollars--
for the light.
289
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:30,510
You're charging me.
Guillermo?
290
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,560
So, uh, what do I do now?
291
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:54,200
You go home.
Have a nice day.
292
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:27,260
Pinwheels! Pinwheels!
293
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,940
Miss ¿Guitarra?
294
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:44,600
- No. Um, diet coke?
- Yeah.
295
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:45,670
Jarritos.
296
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:49,700
- Diet jarritos?
- No.
297
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:54,830
- Iced latte?
- Okay. I get for you, miss.
298
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:58,200
- It's $3.
- Three.
299
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:01,900
Do you have change
for a $50? ¿Cambio?
300
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:04,600
No. Nobody have.
301
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:07,280
How much?
302
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:10,230
- It's two for $30, but for you, $25.
- Si?
303
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,580
Uh, the, um--
304
00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:14,040
¿guitarra?
Yeah, guitarra.
305
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,840
Do you have a red one?
306
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,800
Mellow out, Jesus.
307
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,140
Hey, miss.
Una m*s latte, señora?
308
00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:44,810
Oh, god, no.
No, no m*s.
309
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:49,540
Um, baño. Is there a
baño around? Toilet?
310
00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:51,350
Oh, no, no.
No baño.
311
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:56,080
But there is a Jack-in-the-Box
on the other side in San Ysidro.
312
00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:59,120
Gracias! Perfecto.
313
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:24,040
Turn around.
314
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:28,650
Fine. Enjoy the show.
315
00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,610
Oh, God!
316
00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:49,130
Not you.
317
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:04,880
Hi, sweetie.
318
00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:07,440
Where are you?
I've tried you like 50 times.
319
00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:11,040
Uh, I was in a parking
garage. What is it, honey?
320
00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:12,300
Isabel texted me.
321
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:15,350
- Did you know Mrs. Hodes is in jail?
- What?
322
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,260
She got busted
for a pot house.
323
00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:20,800
Your pot house, Mom.
She's ratting you out.
324
00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,740
Fuck!
325
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,510
Yes, mom. Fuck.
326
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,740
Okay, honey. I'm kind of busy
right now. Don't say, "Fuck."
327
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,130
- Are we safe?
- Of course we're safe.
328
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,220
- I think we should change our identities.
- Got to go.
329
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,570
Have your passport ready.
330
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:39,680
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
331
00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,630
MAN: No passport?
332
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,530
I didn't know.
333
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,100
So, what were you
doing in Mexico?
334
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:48,880
There's this skin cream--
fade cream, actually.
335
00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:52,590
Probably poison, but
definitely effective.
336
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,050
You came all the way
here for skin cream?
337
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:56,620
Oh, yes. My skin is
very important to me.
338
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,880
It's the first thing people see.
339
00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:02,600
Is that alcohol, Ma'am?
340
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:05,640
Uh, no, sir.
That's my urine.
341
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,440
I see.
342
00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:09,720
You mind unlocking your trunk?
343
00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:22,930
Okay. Thank you very much.
344
00:21:23,510 --> 00:21:27,370
I'm gonna need you to pull over
to the second inspection area.
345
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:38,430
Doug says everyone
fingered Celia.
346
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:43,720
Then he started giggling 'cause he said
"Fingered," which leads me to believe he's high.
347
00:21:43,730 --> 00:21:49,030
But he's almost always high, so I
believe the information is reliable.
348
00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:51,370
There's Mom.
349
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:55,990
How'd it go at the
track today, Dad?
350
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:58,010
Catch a few winner.
351
00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:00,550
No? Not one?
Shocking.
352
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,750
How many races were there?
Nine? Anything?
353
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,690
Did you blow the whole $300?
354
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:09,590
I bet your Grandpa doesn't
have $5 left in his wallet.
355
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,280
Can't pick a winner to save his life.
356
00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:15,450
- August 14th, 1983.
- And away we go.
357
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,840
Kentucky Mistress...
358
00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:20,570
lady's a charm, please
pass the salt-- winners.
359
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:23,160
Not one-- three.
360
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:26,630
That Trifecta was the
overlay of the century.
361
00:22:26,650 --> 00:22:29,290
I clocked their workouts
for four months.
362
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:32,270
You clocked your shits
for four months.
363
00:22:32,290 --> 00:22:35,240
I asked that prick over there
to pedal his little bicycle,
364
00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:40,420
which I bought him, up to del mar
and throw down $100 on a sure thing.
365
00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:41,470
Father of the year.
366
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:45,100
What the fuck does he do?
He pockets it.
367
00:22:45,110 --> 00:22:48,820
Goes out and buys himself
some "Star Trek" piece of shit.
368
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,950
It was Boba Fett.
369
00:22:49,970 --> 00:22:52,430
I don't even know what that means.
370
00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:54,400
Ganef!
371
00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:57,210
I trusted you, and you lied to me.
372
00:22:57,230 --> 00:22:59,850
"Oh, dad, the horse lost."
373
00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:03,340
They did lose every
other time.
374
00:23:04,070 --> 00:23:05,630
You never won.
375
00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:07,920
That Trifecta
was a fluke.
376
00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:09,790
That's the beauty of gambling.
377
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:14,020
You lose, you lose, and then
you win big to make up for it.
378
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,990
You stole my win-big.
379
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,430
You destroyed the beauty.
380
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:21,570
What the hell were you doing, sending two
kids to the track to place your bets, anyway?
381
00:23:21,590 --> 00:23:24,970
- Judah would have never--
- The whole thing was Judah's idea!
382
00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:27,770
Lower your voice.
You'll agitate your Bubbie.
383
00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:29,430
Bubbie was in on it, too!
384
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,900
She told us we should take your money, we should
go down to the boardwalk and have some fun.
385
00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:35,420
"He'll never win," she said.
"He's a schlimazel."
386
00:23:35,430 --> 00:23:37,950
- She never said such a thing.
- She did! She did.
387
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,400
- Tell him, Bubbie.
- Leave her alone. She's a bag of broccoli.
388
00:23:41,410 --> 00:23:42,600
If Judah were
alive today--
389
00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:44,920
- She's trying to talk.
- If Judah were alive today, what?
390
00:23:44,930 --> 00:23:47,340
She's trying to talk!
391
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:55,530
Geharget mach.
392
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,380
What did she say?
393
00:23:58,410 --> 00:24:00,670
Something about target.
394
00:24:01,030 --> 00:24:03,640
Idiot. It's yiddish.
395
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:05,980
She speaks yiddish.
396
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,610
What does it mean?
397
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,920
It means "Kill me."
398
00:24:11,170 --> 00:24:13,620
You see what you've done?
399
00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:17,370
- Oh, could I just--
stay back behind the line.
400
00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:33,690
Oh, you think there's a tiny, little
immigrant stuffed in my lipstick?
401
00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:37,060
Joke.
402
00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:41,230
You didn't laugh 'cause I was
redundant, right? "Tiny, little."
403
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:53,010
Bingo! This one is mine, boys.
404
00:24:57,910 --> 00:25:02,470
Would you like to explain to me why
you have drugs hidden in your vehicle?
405
00:25:07,570 --> 00:25:10,840
Welcome back, Blanca.
Took you a while.
406
00:25:10,850 --> 00:25:13,500
I see you got some souvenirs.
407
00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:17,960
They tore the car apart, couldn't
find anything. Your guys are good.
408
00:25:17,970 --> 00:25:19,700
Good at what?
409
00:25:19,710 --> 00:25:22,720
They're in the engine.
Am I right?
410
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,780
What's in the engine?
411
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,500
The drugs.
412
00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:29,660
Who said anything about drugs,
man? Where are my inhalers?
413
00:25:29,670 --> 00:25:31,480
Uh, oh, right. The inhalers.
414
00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:35,420
They were confiscated. Apparently,
I needed a prescription.
415
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,790
You buy a prescription for ten
bucks from the guy in the farmacia.
416
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,720
I ask you for one thing.
417
00:25:41,730 --> 00:25:44,020
You know how much a ventolin costs here?
418
00:25:44,030 --> 00:25:45,610
Shit!
419
00:25:45,950 --> 00:25:46,800
Mira.
420
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,710
What?
421
00:25:52,330 --> 00:25:56,320
It's a camera, like
"Taxicab confession."
422
00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:59,210
This was to see how you
did with the border cops.
423
00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:01,150
We're gonna do postgame later.
424
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,680
You were recording me?
425
00:26:03,690 --> 00:26:05,700
Edit down a highlight reel.
426
00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:08,280
No, wait, wait. You were recording
me, and there's no drugs?
427
00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:10,540
The car was clean?
428
00:26:10,550 --> 00:26:12,430
It kind of smells like pee.
429
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,680
So, what, you're just...
fucking with me?
430
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:20,110
This is bullshit.
431
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:25,690
You think those guys who flew into the towers--
that was their first time on an airplane, huh?
432
00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:30,290
It's practice.
433
00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:35,180
Go home and think about
what you did wrong.
434
00:26:35,190 --> 00:26:38,030
Tomorrow, we review the tape.
435
00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:41,620
Do I get paid for that, too?
436
00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:45,310
You lucky you getting half.
437
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,880
You lost my inhalers.
438
00:27:21,550 --> 00:27:24,870
I think I'm starting to believe you.
439
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:41,420
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Weeds Season 4, Episode 2:
Lady's A Charm