1 00:00:05,517 --> 00:00:07,102 Previously on Weeds... 2 00:00:07,222 --> 00:00:09,765 This was not what I had in mind. Those are people's homes. 3 00:00:09,925 --> 00:00:11,934 FEMA's gonna set them up at the Marriott. 4 00:00:12,094 --> 00:00:14,563 It's time to move on... We take you off the sales floor. 5 00:00:15,029 --> 00:00:17,859 - Traffic? - You'd bring in lots and lots of mota. 6 00:00:18,742 --> 00:00:21,198 That house belongs to Celia. Celia Hodes. 7 00:00:22,695 --> 00:00:23,993 She ran the whole thing. 8 00:00:24,222 --> 00:00:25,828 They're all lying! 9 00:00:26,222 --> 00:00:27,706 Please help me. 10 00:00:27,866 --> 00:00:29,831 We're going to Ren Mar and see Bubbie. 11 00:00:29,951 --> 00:00:33,382 - She's somewhere far, far away. - The nurse was fired. 12 00:00:33,548 --> 00:00:36,324 A family member called and said he was taking over her care. 13 00:00:36,444 --> 00:00:37,930 Dad, it's your family. 14 00:00:38,090 --> 00:00:40,392 Who the hell are you bursting in here like this? 15 00:00:40,552 --> 00:00:43,562 - Why are you always such a prick to me? - I'm just not sure you're mine. 16 00:00:43,722 --> 00:00:45,232 - Are you on the run? - Yes. 17 00:00:45,441 --> 00:00:48,053 That at least I can wrap my head around. 18 00:00:49,405 --> 00:00:51,696 Weeds - 4x02 Lady's a charm 19 00:00:51,866 --> 00:00:54,173 Transcript : YDY Synch : Michvanilly, Macanto 20 00:00:54,343 --> 00:00:57,085 Relecture : Jesslataree, San-A 21 00:01:45,092 --> 00:01:45,942 Bubbie... 22 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:47,194 Who knew? 23 00:01:51,885 --> 00:01:52,911 Nice dress, Mom. 24 00:01:53,371 --> 00:01:55,247 We should have done this years ago. 25 00:01:55,442 --> 00:01:57,351 {\pos(192,210)}Burn down the house and move to the beach? 26 00:01:57,471 --> 00:02:00,317 {\pos(192,210)}We can hear the ocean. How great is that? 27 00:02:01,631 --> 00:02:04,438 That's Silas watering his pot plants in the shower. 28 00:02:04,672 --> 00:02:05,472 Silas! 29 00:02:21,005 --> 00:02:23,913 The hair... Identity crisis, new start... I get it. 30 00:02:24,073 --> 00:02:25,514 {\pos(192,230)}More importantly, the plants. 31 00:02:25,634 --> 00:02:28,678 {\pos(192,230)}They need to grow somewhere else, out of this house, now. 32 00:02:28,798 --> 00:02:31,715 - What are you so paranoid about? - I'm paranoid about Len. 33 00:02:31,999 --> 00:02:34,469 {\pos(192,230)}- He wants to be called Lenny. - If Len sees those, 34 00:02:34,894 --> 00:02:36,223 he might flip... 35 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,685 {\pos(192,230)}or steal them or smoke them... We just don't know. 36 00:02:39,846 --> 00:02:42,185 {\pos(192,210)}The bottom line is... we don't shit where we eat 37 00:02:42,306 --> 00:02:43,742 {\pos(192,210)}or eat where we shit. 38 00:02:44,137 --> 00:02:46,111 Either way, words of wisdom. 39 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,323 {\pos(192,210)}Then where am I supposed to put them? 40 00:02:49,618 --> 00:02:52,917 {\pos(192,210)}Figure it out, young botanist. Just get them gone. 41 00:02:53,672 --> 00:02:54,957 Where are you going? 42 00:02:58,496 --> 00:03:00,214 {\pos(192,210)}I need to buy a bed skirt. 43 00:03:00,374 --> 00:03:03,429 {\pos(192,210)}- I want to go shopping for a bed skirt. - You don't know what it is. 44 00:03:03,549 --> 00:03:06,279 {\pos(192,210)}- It's like a dust ruffle. - How do you know what a dust ruffle is? 45 00:03:06,399 --> 00:03:08,267 All gay boys know what a dust ruffle is. 46 00:03:08,427 --> 00:03:09,229 Silas. 47 00:03:09,596 --> 00:03:11,522 I'm a big fag, so you can suck my dick. 48 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:15,086 {\pos(192,210)}- Please, can I come with you, Mom? - No, honey. 49 00:03:15,607 --> 00:03:18,150 {\pos(192,210)}I need some alone time, and you just told your brother 50 00:03:18,270 --> 00:03:20,117 {\pos(192,210)}to suck your dick. Gross. 51 00:03:20,788 --> 00:03:23,247 - Where are you really going? - I just told you... errands. 52 00:03:23,407 --> 00:03:24,815 Dressed like that? 53 00:03:27,366 --> 00:03:28,464 Good morning. 54 00:03:31,608 --> 00:03:32,411 Len. 55 00:03:32,998 --> 00:03:33,803 Lenny. 56 00:03:35,189 --> 00:03:37,726 How long does it take Portnoy up there to finish his business? 57 00:03:37,886 --> 00:03:41,064 - Use the downstairs bathroom. - I don't like the toilet in there. 58 00:03:41,225 --> 00:03:44,151 It's got a padded seat. It's like taking a shit on a mushroom. 59 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:47,543 {\pos(192,210)}I've taken a shit on mushrooms... And on... 60 00:03:47,857 --> 00:03:49,158 a mushroom, actually. 61 00:03:49,602 --> 00:03:50,786 Of course you have. 62 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,998 {\pos(192,210)}Bonnie and Clyde, I don't know what you two are running from. 63 00:03:54,159 --> 00:03:56,245 And you know what? I don't care. 64 00:03:56,563 --> 00:03:59,364 Why don't you just give me $300 in cash right now, 65 00:03:59,484 --> 00:04:00,800 and the subject is dead? 66 00:04:21,904 --> 00:04:23,931 Nice doing business with you. 67 00:04:29,619 --> 00:04:32,501 I'm doing something potentially illegal today. 68 00:04:33,362 --> 00:04:35,338 What sort of potentially illegal activity 69 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:37,619 are you engaging in in that dress? 70 00:04:38,757 --> 00:04:41,274 - I got a page. He gave me an address. - Who? Your john? 71 00:04:41,971 --> 00:04:43,005 Guillermo. 72 00:04:44,739 --> 00:04:47,900 "Psychotic gangster, burned down Agrestic"? 73 00:04:49,294 --> 00:04:51,842 Do you want to keep living with your father? 74 00:04:51,962 --> 00:04:52,928 It's work. 75 00:04:53,769 --> 00:04:54,786 It's fine. 76 00:04:55,932 --> 00:04:59,621 - Keep your cellphone on. - In case of injury or imprisonment? 77 00:05:00,201 --> 00:05:02,373 In case I need something from the supermarket. 78 00:05:02,493 --> 00:05:05,876 Like a rape kit? I don't think they sell those at Ralph's. 79 00:05:05,996 --> 00:05:09,894 - It's work. It's fine. - Okay, have a good day at the office. 80 00:05:18,159 --> 00:05:20,725 Maddy Shaheen. I'm the public defender assigned to your case. 81 00:05:20,845 --> 00:05:23,253 - Am I getting out now? - Sit tight a little while longer. 82 00:05:23,373 --> 00:05:26,129 - The charges won't stick. - Oh, good. Thank god. 83 00:05:26,289 --> 00:05:29,008 No one saw you drive the Escalade into the convenience store, 84 00:05:29,168 --> 00:05:30,679 so we're totally cool. 85 00:05:30,799 --> 00:05:32,590 - Escalade? - It's says "Escalade." 86 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:35,297 That's what came through the window, unless it was a Highlander 87 00:05:35,417 --> 00:05:38,118 or one of those big Lincoln things. What is it? A Navigator? 88 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:41,025 - What are you talking about? - Felicia Harken? 89 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:45,156 - Celia Hodes. - Hodes. Okay. Right. Hodes. 90 00:05:45,455 --> 00:05:46,933 Any relation to Dean Hodes? 91 00:05:47,053 --> 00:05:49,507 The loser who was constantly hitting on me in law school. 92 00:05:49,627 --> 00:05:50,908 No. No relation. 93 00:05:51,549 --> 00:05:52,542 Here we go. 94 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:54,461 No, that is not it. 95 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,805 Are you retarded? 96 00:05:56,925 --> 00:06:00,567 I'm just disorganized. You don't have to be a bitch about it. 97 00:06:01,536 --> 00:06:02,632 Here it is. 98 00:06:03,216 --> 00:06:05,460 You're not getting out of here anytime soon. 99 00:06:06,523 --> 00:06:09,692 I pose a bigger threat to the public than someone 100 00:06:09,812 --> 00:06:12,361 who drove a car through a store window? 101 00:06:13,472 --> 00:06:15,899 Antidrug crusader caught with grow house? 102 00:06:16,019 --> 00:06:18,069 You're fucked like a stray dog in Chinatown. 103 00:06:18,189 --> 00:06:20,176 I shouldn't be in here. 104 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,258 The toilets are metal. 105 00:06:25,397 --> 00:06:27,160 Anyway, your hearing date's in 3 weeks. 106 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:30,179 You were on city council, so if you slept with any cops or judges, 107 00:06:30,339 --> 00:06:33,822 it's time to call in the favors. I'll be in touch, Sally. 108 00:06:33,942 --> 00:06:35,644 - Celia. - Yeah. See ya. 109 00:06:37,339 --> 00:06:38,351 Felicia? 110 00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:53,545 Hey, Blanca. 111 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,731 You said you had a job for me? 112 00:06:55,995 --> 00:06:56,798 I do. 113 00:07:03,187 --> 00:07:06,355 - And good morning to you. - You need to get that fixed. 114 00:07:07,609 --> 00:07:08,524 Obviously. 115 00:07:08,684 --> 00:07:11,557 You're gonna take a little drive for me today, Blanca. 116 00:07:11,677 --> 00:07:13,530 Go down to TJ, get that brake light repaired. 117 00:07:13,691 --> 00:07:14,658 In Mexico? 118 00:07:14,818 --> 00:07:17,328 Cheaper labor there. I know a good garage. 119 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:19,087 Once you get over the border, 120 00:07:19,207 --> 00:07:21,542 take any left off Revolución and follow the river, 121 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,063 Paseo de los heroes, 122 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:26,591 and look for the beer-can/horsehead thing hanging outside. 123 00:07:27,076 --> 00:07:29,388 - Beer-can/horsehead? - Yeah, it's on the wall. 124 00:07:29,675 --> 00:07:31,331 - And that's it? - No. 125 00:07:31,521 --> 00:07:34,806 I also want you to go to a farmacia, get me some inhalers... 126 00:07:34,926 --> 00:07:36,312 Ventolin and Aerobid. 127 00:07:36,474 --> 00:07:38,473 Ten each. No, fifteen. 128 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,778 Don't get me Flovent. It gives me a rash. 129 00:07:42,324 --> 00:07:43,560 Ventolin and Aerobid. 130 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,840 Can you give me the address of this place? I'll put it in my GPS. 131 00:07:49,367 --> 00:07:53,241 Just follow Paseo de los heroes and look for the horse. 132 00:07:53,898 --> 00:07:55,048 Use your eyes, 133 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:57,312 spoon-fed americana. 134 00:07:58,399 --> 00:08:00,969 There's $10,000 in it for you if you don't fuck it up. 135 00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:03,450 $10,000! 136 00:08:04,054 --> 00:08:05,981 No, no. Cash on delivery. 137 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:09,799 That's for the inhalers. 138 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,827 I almost forgot. 139 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,911 We got you a present. 140 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,001 Wait. What is that? 141 00:08:20,799 --> 00:08:22,880 Be gracious when somebody gives you a gift. 142 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,884 - I don't really do this kind of thing. - That's good luck, man. 143 00:08:26,044 --> 00:08:28,304 Don't fuck with good luck. Just say, "thank you." 144 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,520 How thoughtful. 145 00:08:33,633 --> 00:08:36,173 And really... stuck on there. 146 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:37,817 Thank you. 147 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:39,266 You'll be fine. Just... 148 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:42,206 smile and just act like you do. 149 00:08:42,326 --> 00:08:44,149 You know, you're gonna come back. 150 00:08:44,269 --> 00:08:46,955 This money's gonna jump into your purse. 151 00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:49,417 Be a good day for Blanca. 152 00:08:50,792 --> 00:08:52,271 What am I really doing? 153 00:08:53,914 --> 00:08:56,564 The money doesn't like it when you ask questions. 154 00:08:56,684 --> 00:08:59,479 It gets very sad and wants to crawl away. 155 00:09:00,771 --> 00:09:01,939 Off to Mexico. 156 00:09:02,644 --> 00:09:03,825 ¡Viva Zapata! 157 00:09:05,451 --> 00:09:07,275 I'm gonna be at the track until 4:00, 158 00:09:07,435 --> 00:09:09,779 so you boys are basically on your own. 159 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,949 Just check the monitors, 160 00:09:12,109 --> 00:09:15,246 keep an eye on her feeding tube, and check her diaper for deposits. 161 00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:17,332 And roll her in the afternoon. 162 00:09:17,717 --> 00:09:20,837 That's so she doesn't get bedsores. Few minutes on each side. 163 00:09:22,378 --> 00:09:25,242 It's a shame you boys never got a chance to know her. 164 00:09:25,811 --> 00:09:27,842 You can blame your mother for that. 165 00:09:28,414 --> 00:09:31,226 - Now, you, Alan Ladd. - Shane. 166 00:09:31,386 --> 00:09:33,312 - And Klaus. - Silas. 167 00:09:33,812 --> 00:09:35,421 If either of you boys 168 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:38,983 have any big ideas about going through my things while I'm gone, 169 00:09:39,103 --> 00:09:40,519 you can forget it. 170 00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:42,534 It's all rigged to blow your fingers off. 171 00:09:42,866 --> 00:09:44,495 So stay out of my stuff, 172 00:09:44,824 --> 00:09:47,166 if you ever want to handle your little shmeckies again. 173 00:09:49,218 --> 00:09:51,694 Now, I don't believe in wireless phones. 174 00:09:51,957 --> 00:09:55,381 So if something goes wrong, you can page me at the track. 175 00:09:55,791 --> 00:09:59,349 And, if she dies on your watch, it's your fault, 176 00:09:59,738 --> 00:10:00,687 got it? 177 00:10:02,918 --> 00:10:06,026 She does that sometimes. It's not necessarily bad. 178 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,574 - It sounds bad, Grandpa Lenny. - It's not. 179 00:10:11,984 --> 00:10:13,745 And when your uncle Andrew 180 00:10:14,384 --> 00:10:17,395 crawls out of that rattletrap van out there, 181 00:10:17,515 --> 00:10:21,089 tell him I expect to be reimbursed for everything he eats... 182 00:10:21,209 --> 00:10:23,037 and tell him he's a thief, 183 00:10:23,459 --> 00:10:25,386 and that he still owes me $20,000. 184 00:10:26,601 --> 00:10:27,890 I got to go. Bye. 185 00:10:31,659 --> 00:10:33,288 You're on first watch. 186 00:10:37,921 --> 00:10:40,589 Guess who finished the monster po' boy at the Gumbo junction. 187 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:43,104 5 feet of fried-fish goodness! 188 00:10:43,374 --> 00:10:46,067 And it was free 'cause he ate the whole thing in under an hour! 189 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,462 People sang and threw beads. It was awesome. 190 00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:51,006 Why are you here? Where is Dean? 191 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:54,856 He's down in the lobby hitting on some frumpy chick who dug him in law school, 192 00:10:54,976 --> 00:10:58,684 and he wanted me to let you know he's sorry there's no money for bail. 193 00:10:58,844 --> 00:11:00,562 You fuckers ratted me out. 194 00:11:01,150 --> 00:11:03,389 That might be another reason why he's staying in the lobby. 195 00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:04,920 Where's Nancy? 196 00:11:05,359 --> 00:11:08,072 - Who? That nice widow? - She should be in here, not me... 197 00:11:08,574 --> 00:11:09,437 Nancy! 198 00:11:10,786 --> 00:11:12,319 My cellmate, Chita, 199 00:11:12,585 --> 00:11:15,583 says that she's gonna make me her special girl. 200 00:11:15,981 --> 00:11:17,669 I have to get out of here now. 201 00:11:17,949 --> 00:11:20,590 It's good to make friends, Ceil. Bridge the divide. 202 00:11:20,856 --> 00:11:24,429 "Why can't we all just get along?" I like your hair. 203 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,831 I couldn't decide, but I just did. I mean it's nice off her face, isn't it? 204 00:11:27,951 --> 00:11:30,622 - It's youthful. - My life is in danger. 205 00:11:30,742 --> 00:11:31,755 Come on. 206 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,771 You're probably safer in here than you are in town. 207 00:11:34,891 --> 00:11:37,403 People are outraged. Your house burned to the ground, 208 00:11:37,523 --> 00:11:40,200 but people still spray-painted "hypocrite" in the charred remains. 209 00:11:40,444 --> 00:11:42,304 You have to get me out of here. 210 00:11:42,424 --> 00:11:43,798 This is a nightmare. 211 00:11:43,918 --> 00:11:46,501 And it should be Nancy's nightmare, not mine. 212 00:11:48,461 --> 00:11:51,182 - She does look scared, Doug. - I am, baby. 213 00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:53,136 Mommy is terrified. 214 00:11:54,701 --> 00:11:56,724 Then maybe this is a good time for us to go. 215 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,564 I don't want you getting all upset. This must be really hard for you. 216 00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:01,110 - No. - Please, please. 217 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:03,887 I don't want to be anybody's special girl. 218 00:12:04,007 --> 00:12:05,903 Visitation is over. Come on. 219 00:12:06,218 --> 00:12:08,060 Help me. Help Mommy. 220 00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:26,843 Hola! 221 00:12:31,727 --> 00:12:34,747 Yo quiero una brake light para... 222 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,126 this car. 223 00:12:40,329 --> 00:12:41,344 Guillermo. 224 00:12:43,048 --> 00:12:45,544 Una brake-light especial. ¿Habla inglés? 225 00:12:48,063 --> 00:12:50,683 I need to get my brake light fixed. Guillermo sent me. 226 00:12:52,076 --> 00:12:53,016 Hybrid? 227 00:12:53,752 --> 00:12:55,008 Yeah, hybrid car. 228 00:12:55,795 --> 00:12:58,006 Got to save those fossil fuels... 229 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,220 dead Iraqi children. 230 00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:05,155 - What's wrong with that car? - Broken taillight. 231 00:13:09,293 --> 00:13:11,455 You know, I'm still under warranty. 232 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,416 I really don't want to blow that. 233 00:13:13,576 --> 00:13:16,629 So when you're fixing my light, if you can just make sure everything's back 234 00:13:16,789 --> 00:13:18,799 where you found it. While you're in there, 235 00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:21,895 can you override the thing that stops me from doing GPS while I'm driving? 236 00:13:22,015 --> 00:13:24,515 - I heard you can do that. - That's illegal. 237 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:34,821 Una hora, you come back, eh? 238 00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:36,347 An hour. Great. 239 00:13:37,432 --> 00:13:38,560 I need a bag. 240 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,216 Small planet. I'm doing my part. 241 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:47,757 ¿Dónde esta la farmacia, por favor? 242 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,161 Farmacia Maxima. 243 00:14:06,773 --> 00:14:09,088 End of street, red sign. 244 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,896 End of street, red sign. Gracias. 245 00:14:12,697 --> 00:14:14,408 Mucho bueno. Gracias. 246 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:19,677 10 minutes, that's my limit. After 10 min in the same room with him, 247 00:14:19,837 --> 00:14:22,688 - I want to kill or be killed. - Shane's in there... 248 00:14:23,202 --> 00:14:25,067 Just staring at Bubbie's machines, 249 00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:27,062 scared to death she'll kick on his watch. 250 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,985 Lenny's a master at giving kids age-inappropriate tasks. 251 00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:34,570 I'm surprised he didn't have Shane drive him to the track. 252 00:14:34,973 --> 00:14:37,953 - He says you're a thief. - Who did? 253 00:14:39,276 --> 00:14:40,754 Lenny. He said you... 254 00:14:41,435 --> 00:14:43,742 stole 20 grand from him. And he wants it back. 255 00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:45,112 Unbelievable. 256 00:14:45,782 --> 00:14:47,552 Unbelievable. You know what? 257 00:14:48,284 --> 00:14:50,444 You're better off without a dad. It fucks you up. 258 00:14:50,564 --> 00:14:53,307 You're better off. At least you can be your own person now. 259 00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:57,363 I didn't mean that. I don't mean that. 260 00:14:58,803 --> 00:15:01,312 I like your hair. I did that, too. 261 00:15:02,743 --> 00:15:06,706 Tried to give myself a mohawk using my mom's lady shaver. 262 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,496 - You're damaged. - I was born into it. 263 00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:11,986 Hola. 264 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,641 Terrific. So, it's done? 265 00:15:17,191 --> 00:15:18,134 Finito? 266 00:15:20,255 --> 00:15:21,056 30. 267 00:15:22,461 --> 00:15:25,061 - 30 what? - Dollars... for the light. 268 00:15:26,457 --> 00:15:27,653 You're charging me. 269 00:15:29,435 --> 00:15:30,474 Guillermo? 270 00:15:49,294 --> 00:15:50,806 What do I do, now? 271 00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:53,518 You go home. Have a nice day. 272 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,203 Miss. 273 00:16:40,578 --> 00:16:41,711 - ¿Guitarra? - No. 274 00:16:42,973 --> 00:16:44,295 - Diet Coke? - Yeah. 275 00:16:45,479 --> 00:16:48,054 - Jarritos. - Diet Jarritos? 276 00:16:52,923 --> 00:16:55,186 - Iced latte? - Okay. I get for you, Miss. 277 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,329 It's $3. 278 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:57,942 $3. 279 00:16:59,007 --> 00:17:00,852 Do you have change for a $50? 280 00:17:00,972 --> 00:17:01,884 ¿Cambio? 281 00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:03,878 Nobody have. 282 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:10,064 - How much? - It's two for $30, but for you, $25. 283 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,840 ¿Guitarra? Yeah, guitarra. 284 00:17:14,987 --> 00:17:16,441 Do you have a red one? 285 00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,483 Mellow out, Jesus. 286 00:18:41,528 --> 00:18:43,675 Hey, Miss. Una mas latte, señora? 287 00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:45,525 God, no. No mas. 288 00:18:46,048 --> 00:18:48,445 Baño. Is there a baño around? 289 00:18:49,243 --> 00:18:51,328 - Toilet? - No, no baño. 290 00:18:51,969 --> 00:18:53,927 But there is a Jack in the Box 291 00:18:54,047 --> 00:18:56,402 on the other side in San Ysidro. 292 00:18:56,562 --> 00:18:58,071 Gracias. Perfecto. 293 00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:23,860 Turn around. 294 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:27,921 Fine. Enjoy the show. 295 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,026 God. 296 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:47,664 Not you. 297 00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:04,847 Hi, sweetie. 298 00:20:05,396 --> 00:20:07,907 Where are you? I've tried you like 50 times. 299 00:20:08,401 --> 00:20:10,526 I was in a parking garage. 300 00:20:10,847 --> 00:20:12,761 - What is it, honey? - Isabel texted me. 301 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,724 Did you know Mrs. Hodes is in jail? 302 00:20:15,405 --> 00:20:17,266 - What? - She got busted for a pot house. 303 00:20:17,824 --> 00:20:19,979 Your pot house, Mom. She's ratting you out. 304 00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:22,358 Fuck! 305 00:20:23,169 --> 00:20:24,318 Yes, Mom. Fuck. 306 00:20:25,056 --> 00:20:27,249 Honey, I'm kind of busy right now. Don't say fuck. 307 00:20:27,369 --> 00:20:29,200 - Are we safe? - Of course we're safe. 308 00:20:29,586 --> 00:20:31,661 - I think we should change... - Got to go. 309 00:20:31,822 --> 00:20:33,354 Have your passport ready. 310 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,415 Fuck, fuck, fuck... 311 00:20:40,335 --> 00:20:41,367 No passport? 312 00:20:42,269 --> 00:20:43,512 I didn't know. 313 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,355 - So, what were you doing in Mexico? - There's this skin cream... 314 00:20:47,475 --> 00:20:49,015 fade cream, actually. 315 00:20:49,452 --> 00:20:52,441 Probably poison, but definitely effective. 316 00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:57,086 - All this way for skin cream? - Yes. My skin is very important to me. 317 00:20:57,206 --> 00:20:58,909 It's the first thing people see. 318 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:02,271 Is that alcohol, Ma'am? 319 00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:05,377 No, Sir. That's my urine. 320 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:07,273 I see. 321 00:21:08,156 --> 00:21:10,149 You mind unlocking your trunk? 322 00:21:19,726 --> 00:21:20,531 Okay. 323 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:22,671 Thank you very much. 324 00:21:23,986 --> 00:21:27,673 I'm gonna need you to pull over to the second inspection area. 325 00:21:35,195 --> 00:21:37,630 Doug says everyone fingered Celia. 326 00:21:39,668 --> 00:21:41,658 Then he started giggling 'cause he said "fingered," 327 00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:43,818 which leads me to believe he's high. 328 00:21:44,353 --> 00:21:46,094 But he's almost always high, 329 00:21:46,492 --> 00:21:49,060 so I believe the information is reliable. 330 00:21:49,381 --> 00:21:50,577 There's Mom. 331 00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:57,578 How'd it go at the track today, Dad? Catch a few winner no? 332 00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,620 No? Not one? 333 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,654 Shocking. How many races were there? Nine? 334 00:22:03,275 --> 00:22:05,819 Anything? Did you blow the whole $300? 335 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:09,342 I bet your grandpa doesn't have $5 left in his wallet. 336 00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:12,459 Can't pick a winner to save his life. 337 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,740 August 14th, 1983. 338 00:22:15,094 --> 00:22:17,145 - And away we go. - Kentucky Mistress... 339 00:22:17,305 --> 00:22:20,996 Lady's a Charm, Please Pass the Salt... winners. 340 00:22:21,116 --> 00:22:22,814 Not one... three. 341 00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:26,272 That trifecta was the overlay of the century. 342 00:22:27,175 --> 00:22:29,621 I clocked their workouts for four months. 343 00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:32,667 You clocked your shits for four months. 344 00:22:32,827 --> 00:22:34,471 I asked that prick over there 345 00:22:34,591 --> 00:22:37,228 to pedal his little bicycle, which I bought him, 346 00:22:37,348 --> 00:22:40,719 up to Del Mar and throw down $100 on a sure thing. 347 00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:43,477 - Father of the year. - What the fuck does he do? 348 00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:44,809 He pockets it. 349 00:22:45,884 --> 00:22:49,190 Goes out and buys himself some "Star Trek" piece of shit. 350 00:22:49,350 --> 00:22:52,460 - It was Boba Fett. - I don't even know what that means. 351 00:22:53,047 --> 00:22:53,850 Ganef! 352 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:57,390 I trusted you, and you lied to me. 353 00:22:57,812 --> 00:23:00,309 "Oh, Dad, the horse lost." 354 00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:02,911 They did lose every other time. 355 00:23:04,647 --> 00:23:05,913 You never won. 356 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:08,269 That trifecta was a fluke. 357 00:23:08,504 --> 00:23:10,227 That's the beauty of gambling. 358 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:14,219 You lose, you lose, and then you win big to make up for it. 359 00:23:14,569 --> 00:23:17,772 You stole my win-big. You destroyed the beauty. 360 00:23:17,932 --> 00:23:20,619 What the hell were you doing, sending two kids to the track 361 00:23:20,739 --> 00:23:22,134 to place your bets, anyway? 362 00:23:22,254 --> 00:23:25,464 - Judah would have never... - The whole thing was Judah's idea! 363 00:23:25,584 --> 00:23:28,172 Lower your voice. You'll agitate your Bubbie. 364 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,939 Bubbie was in on it, too! 365 00:23:30,059 --> 00:23:32,688 She told us we should take your money, we should go down to the boardwalk 366 00:23:32,808 --> 00:23:35,881 and have some fun. "He'll never win," she said. "He's a schlimazel." 367 00:23:36,042 --> 00:23:37,779 - She never said such a thing. - She did! 368 00:23:37,899 --> 00:23:40,169 - She did. Tell him, Bubbie. - Leave her alone. 369 00:23:40,289 --> 00:23:41,765 She's a bag of broccoli. 370 00:23:41,925 --> 00:23:44,060 - If Judah were alive today... - She's trying to talk. 371 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:46,647 - ... were alive today, what? - She's trying to talk! 372 00:23:52,422 --> 00:23:54,527 Geharget mach. 373 00:23:57,308 --> 00:24:00,083 - What did she say? - Something about target. 374 00:24:01,622 --> 00:24:02,484 Idiot. 375 00:24:03,217 --> 00:24:05,761 It's Yiddish. She speaks Yiddish. 376 00:24:06,668 --> 00:24:09,261 - What does it mean? - It means "kill me." 377 00:24:11,786 --> 00:24:13,299 You see what you've done? 378 00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:17,357 - Could I just... - Stay back behind the line. 379 00:24:30,273 --> 00:24:33,755 You think there's a tiny, little immigrant stuffed in my lipstick? 380 00:24:35,868 --> 00:24:36,676 Joke. 381 00:24:38,288 --> 00:24:40,357 You didn't laugh 'cause I was redundant, right? 382 00:24:40,477 --> 00:24:41,623 "Tiny, little." 383 00:24:49,734 --> 00:24:52,489 Bingo! This one is mine, boys. 384 00:24:58,477 --> 00:25:02,128 Would you like to explain to me why you have drugs hidden in your vehicle? 385 00:25:07,998 --> 00:25:09,806 Welcome back, Blanca. 386 00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:11,351 Took you a while. 387 00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:13,251 I see you got some souvenirs. 388 00:25:14,206 --> 00:25:17,090 They tore the car apart, couldn't find anything. 389 00:25:17,210 --> 00:25:19,504 - Your guys are good. - Good at what? 390 00:25:20,408 --> 00:25:21,674 They're in the engine. 391 00:25:22,202 --> 00:25:23,074 Am I right? 392 00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:24,660 What's in the engine? 393 00:25:25,547 --> 00:25:26,654 The drugs. 394 00:25:27,449 --> 00:25:29,197 Who said anything about drugs, man? 395 00:25:29,317 --> 00:25:32,107 - Where are my inhalers? - Right. The inhalers. 396 00:25:32,227 --> 00:25:35,431 They were confiscated. Apparently, I needed a prescription. 397 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:39,890 You buy a prescription for 10 bucks from the guy in the farmacia. 398 00:25:40,478 --> 00:25:42,271 I ask you for one thing. 399 00:25:42,391 --> 00:25:44,687 You know how much a Ventolin costs here? 400 00:25:44,807 --> 00:25:45,615 Shit! 401 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:47,426 Mira. 402 00:25:51,272 --> 00:25:53,672 - What? - It's a camera, 403 00:25:54,644 --> 00:25:56,509 like "Taxicab Confession." 404 00:25:57,018 --> 00:25:59,527 This was to see how you did with the border cops. 405 00:25:59,821 --> 00:26:03,243 - We're gonna do postgame later. - You were recording me? 406 00:26:04,392 --> 00:26:06,291 Edit down a highlight reel. 407 00:26:06,411 --> 00:26:09,117 No, wait. You were recording me, and there's no drugs? 408 00:26:09,238 --> 00:26:12,520 - The car was clean? - It kind of smells like pee. 409 00:26:13,187 --> 00:26:16,365 So, what, you're just... fucking with me? 410 00:26:18,891 --> 00:26:20,040 This is bullshit. 411 00:26:21,271 --> 00:26:23,850 You think those guys who flew into the towers... 412 00:26:23,970 --> 00:26:26,347 that was their first time on an airplane? 413 00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:29,252 It's practice. 414 00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:34,301 Go home and think about what you did wrong. 415 00:26:35,872 --> 00:26:37,630 Tomorrow, we review the tape. 416 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:41,579 Do I get paid for that, too? 417 00:26:43,104 --> 00:26:45,484 You lucky you getting half. 418 00:26:45,959 --> 00:26:47,445 You lost my inhalers. 419 00:27:22,115 --> 00:27:24,856 I think I'm starting to believe you.