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Previously on "Weeds":
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Yes, I set the house on fire.
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We're going to Ren Mar.
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- Ho, what?
- We're going to see Bubbie.
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What's she like?
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She's somewhere far,
far away.
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It's a shame you boys never
got a chance to know her.
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But you can blame your
mother for that.
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Yeah, you're not getting
out of here anytime soon.
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You fuckers ratted me out.
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She got busted for a pot house.
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Your pot house, Mom.
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Fuck!
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Should I be nervous
about all this?
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Of course you should.
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It's the drug business.
It's dangerous.
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You're gonna take a little
drive for me today, Blanca.
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And there's big money in
it if you do it real good.
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Wait, you were recording me, and
there's no drugs? The car was clean?
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Tomorrow, we review the tape.
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Nancy, what the hell are
we doing here?
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We're starting a new life.
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She's trying to talk!
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It's yiddish.
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- What did she say?
- It means "kill me."
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Weeds S04E03:
The Whole Blah Damn Thing
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Her eyes don't move, but they follow
you like when you look at a painting.
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She's like a painting.
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"She's alone and
palely loitering."
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How is she?
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Alone and palely loitering.
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Nice coat.
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Kept me toasty on the
porch last night.
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Bubbie loves her pelts.
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What was wrong with
the couch in here?
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I got a little creeped out after
the whole "I want to die" thing.
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Plus, it's like bunking
with Darth Vader.
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The what thing?
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Yesterday, Bubbie told
us she wants to die.
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Actually, she said,
"kill me."
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In yiddish.
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Bubbie, this Bubbie, the
Bubbie that doesn't blink?
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She seized a moment.
It was very intense.
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- So she's actually in there.
- Yeah.
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And she wants out.
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I've got many long,
dark hairs in my tub!
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I've actually got one
wrapped around my toe!
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I'm thinking, "disgusting!"
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I'm also thinking you're going bald!
Do women go bald?
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Where did you come from?
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Outdoor shower.
No line. No Lenny.
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Where the hell is my bathrobe?
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I believe this belongs to you.
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And that belongs to me.
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Another thief.
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Good morning, Shane.
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You, I'm not talking to.
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Is this still about me
being a thief?
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Or have we moved on to Bubbie's
recent trip to Clarityville?
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"Kill me."
"Kill me," huh.
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What do you think
she meant by that?
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Maybe it was her sled.
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I said I didn't want
to talk to you.
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But you don't listen.
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You just keep on talking,
don't you?
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It's a lot of hair.
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You're under a lot of stress.
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What do you think brings two people
together, Miss Hodes, chance or fate?
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Chance?
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No, fate. It's f--
it's fate.
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- It's definitely... fate.
- Wrong.
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Please don't put me
back in jail.
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It's chance! And I'm
gonna give you one.
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A once-in-a-lifetime,
never-to-be-repeated,
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small-window-of-opportunity
chance to clear your name.
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Does that interest you,
Miss Hodes?
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Yes, it does. Yes.
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I want to know where
Nancy Botwin is.
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I can do that.
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I want to know how she knows this
man, what she's doing with him,
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when they met,
and who introduced them.
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If you can give me the
"why," I'll shit sunflowers.
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And then you'll drop
all the charges.
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- Did I say that?
- No.
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I did not say that.
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I also did not not say that.
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What you deliver to me,
I give back to you.
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Quality of information
equals degree of leniency.
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So I-I just,
uh... what?
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Knock on her door? Say, "Hey,
Nance, got any new Mexican friends?"
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Actually, he's Puerto Rican.
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How he ended up running Los Angeles for a
Mexican cartel is something of a mystery to us.
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Guillermo Garcia-Gomez.
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That's who you want.
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Oh, I'd love her, too.
Love it!
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But her time's coming,
'cause that's fate.
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But this guy, he's a whale.
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And I fucking love whales!
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I'm Ahab, Miss Hodes.
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Guillermo Garcia-Gomez.
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You report to me weekly.
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And, Celia?
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Yes?
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I liked you blonde on
your driver's license.
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Think about going there again.
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Do you have anything
to say about this?
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Happiness is an empty bladder?
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What's with all
the skirt flapping?
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I was drying my... self.
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Silk chiffon. Expensive to dry-clean.
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Chewie took a shit in
a bread bag one time.
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So, that's why I got stopped?
Because I peed?
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Yeah, 'cause you peed, 'cause you
went through right after shift change
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when border guards are fresh and
eager, 'cause you wore that ridiculous,
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check-my-shit-out, technicolor slut suit
in the middle of the afternoon on a Tuesday.
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Why you calling
attention to yourself?
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You're supposed to be
the all-American mom.
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Get yourself some J. Crew.
Blend, señora.
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- Blend?
- Yeah.
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Look. Look at your hands.
They don't stop moving.
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Banging on the steering wheel, tapping
on the dash, fanning your coochie.
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I had a lot of coffee.
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So, next time,
you have less.
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Take some beta blockers, okay?
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Just calm your shit down.
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What do you need
with all that?
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The guy didn't have any change.
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Oh, and he was the
only one out there?
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Look what message you sent.
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A lady goes to TJ dressed
like a Guera peacock,
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and she comes back with nothing but the
mierda she buys in line at the crossing.
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I told them I was
looking for fade cream.
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All right, well, why didn't you have and empty
container to show the guys in the store, huh?
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What's the brand name?
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Ah, you're right.
I was vague.
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You must always be thinking ahead,
okay? Know what's around you.
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Stay relaxed.
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You've been thinking
east-west your whole life.
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You need to start
thinking north-south.
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I want to make another run.
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- Right now.
- Nah.
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A real one.
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You ain't ready for that.
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You gave me a test.
I failed. Fine.
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But I get it now.
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North-south. J. Crew.
Small bills. Beta blockers.
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So school's out, hmm?
You learned all you need?
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I learned all I'm gonna
learn sitting in a warehouse.
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Ah, eager beaver.
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Okay, you want to make
a real run? All right.
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This time you're gonna
take my ride.
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ANDY: Uh, there-- there's really--
there's really no easy way to say this.
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You want to kill Bubbie.
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No.
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Well, yes, but no.
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I mean... yes.
And also no. Mostly yes.
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Like an incredibly humane,
merciful, dignified "yes,"
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up here in the foreground with
this deeply felt, sorrowful,
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tinged-with-regret-and-guilt-about-
the-big-fat-"yes" "no" back there a ways.
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I think it's the
right thing to do.
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Of course you do.
You talk to dead people.
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It's what Bubbie wants.
What's your problem?
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We don't have a
whole lot of family.
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Do we really want
to kill one off?
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That in there, that's as
good as it gets for Bubbie.
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There's no recovery.
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There's just pain and more pain
and wanting that pain to end.
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So let's just kill her?
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Let's help her find peace.
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By killing her.
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I wish you wouldn't make "killing her"
sound so much like "killing her."
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Show some balls.
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That's the spirit!
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Yeah. Sure.
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Death is no big deal because
life is just... blah, blah, blah.
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Look, Silas, life is just blah,
blah, blah. You hope for blah.
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And sometimes you find it.
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But, mostly, it's blah
and waiting for blah.
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And hoping you were right
about the blahs you made.
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And then, just when you think you've
got the whole blah damn thing figured out
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and you're surrounded by the
ones you blah, death shows up.
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And blah, blah, blah.
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All right, let's do this.
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That was good.
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I have my moments.
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So, the plan-- unified front,
three-man approach.
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We send Shane in to
convince the old man.
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- Silas and I hide out here.
- What?
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He likes you.
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Fine. Pussies.
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Fucking hotel key. Shit. Fucker.
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Maybe they gave
you the wrong key...
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for your room that you have with your
husband, Dean Hodes, the lovable gimp.
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Yes.
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Look at this thing.
Do you want to hold it?
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No, I don't want to hold it.
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But what are we looking at,
exactly? What is this?
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Well, when the fires hit agrestic...
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oh, God, look.
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You said a "sneak"?
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Yep, that's the term,
kind of like...
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oh, I love Huell Howser.
Don't you just love him, Celia?
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He's so enthusiastic.
And his hair is so neat.
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Pam, get your head out of Huell's
ass and go out into the hall.
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I need a lookout.
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I wasn't looking at it
from the right angle.
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Now, she kind of
had a premonition.
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"Mail, messages...
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"Shane.
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"Great grandma dying.
Weird house."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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"Ren Mar is full of beach Nazis."
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Ren Mar.
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Ren Mar.
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No, um... sorry,
no comprende.
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- Farmacia.
- Oh, no.
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No, I'm gonna stay here
and watch and listen. See?
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Hello, welcome to podcast
number six-- "shopping."
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Now that you have purchased new shoes,
let's go next door to the pet store--
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Do you have
video for cats?
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I would like a talking bird.
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What does the big lizard eat?
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- This cat has no claws.
- What is...
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What is that?
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What the fuck is that?
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This is Lento.
He's going to see his mother.
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She's getting a gastric
bypass in Limón Grove.
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I'm not smuggling any
illegals. I just do mota.
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Mota, ¿s? No illegals.
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Oh, do not worry, Miss.
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I am not illegal.
I got a green card.
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- You got a green card.
- I got a green card.
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So, why don't you just
walk across the border?
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I also got a prison record.
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For what? For what?
Why did he go to jail?
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Jaywalking.
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I need to talk to
you about Bubbie.
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Well, unfortunately for you,
I do not share that need.
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But would you
like a parting gift?
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She's in a lot of pain.
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Well, that's an amazing diagnosis...
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considering you and
your family just got here
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like little rays of
sunshine and euthanasia
246
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and you really aren't as familiar with her
medical condition as, say, someone like--
247
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,060
I don't know. Who am I
thinking of? You know.
248
00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:48,340
Oh, it's on the
tip of my tongue.
249
00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:50,710
Me. But you nailed it.
250
00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,510
What tipped you off?
251
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,170
Was it the morphine drip?
252
00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:58,770
She said she wanted to die.
253
00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:02,650
You know what?
I've changed my mind. Let's rap.
254
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:07,020
Here, have a seat
right by my mother.
255
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:13,330
Now, what do you
want to talk about?
256
00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:17,120
I think that Bubbie has...
257
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:26,110
that you have the right
to choose your death.
258
00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:32,770
Well, you got to respect a man
who speaks his mind, huh, Ma?
259
00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:35,800
I do it myself all the
time to varying effect.
260
00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:38,080
But, still, respect must be paid.
261
00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,770
Pulling the plug on her?
262
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:42,400
Is that what you have in mind?
263
00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:44,480
Pretty much.
264
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:50,860
So, tell me, would you
want to kill your mom?
265
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:55,260
I mean, let's just say that
was her laying in that bed,
266
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,430
shedding hair all over the pillow.
267
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,100
If she said "kill me,"
I would.
268
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:04,610
Well, as luck would have
it, it's not your mom.
269
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:10,460
That happens to be the woman that
spent the wonder years kicking my ass.
270
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:16,260
Calling me a loser, a liar,
bad investment,
271
00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:19,450
force-feeding me liver
and apple sauce,
272
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:23,620
hanging my dog twice
accidentally, or so she said.
273
00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:26,570
But how do they get
up there in that tree?
274
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:30,190
I think you're having
problems letting go.
275
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:35,360
Of course. I am.
I'm having problems letting go.
276
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,500
You know why?
277
00:15:37,510 --> 00:15:39,750
'Cause it's my
fucking mother.
278
00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:48,820
All eyeballs and elbows
and ready to play God.
279
00:15:50,390 --> 00:15:54,130
Okay, big guy.
Here we go.
280
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,360
See the ventilator?
281
00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:01,950
It starts here,
and it ends there.
282
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:07,600
So, all you got to do is
reach down and yank it out.
283
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,140
Just give it
a tug-- pop!
284
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,920
And she's gone.
285
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,480
Easy, right?
286
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,090
I can't.
287
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,640
How do you say
"I fucking did it" in Spanish?
288
00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:53,470
- "Lo hice, chingado."
- Ilo hice, chingado!
289
00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:59,310
- Ichinga tu madre!
- What? What does that mean?
290
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,630
That means you
hit a fucking pothole.
291
00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:03,870
I'm sorry. We're almost there.
292
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,360
Are you lost, Miss?
293
00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:07,020
We keep turning right.
294
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:09,530
Well, these streets
all look the same.
295
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:12,880
Have you been to Guillermo's
drug warehouse before?
296
00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:15,490
Do you know if it's
by an ez storage?
297
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,380
Maybe if you stop and ask.
298
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:21,250
Yeah, not the kind of thing
you can ask someone... else.
299
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:23,850
It's-- it's this way.
300
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,050
You drive for shit.
301
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:29,240
Sorry. Wait,
this looks familiar.
302
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:33,090
Oh, this is it. This is it.
303
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:52,470
Ilo hice, chingado!
304
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,030
Lo hice, chingado.
305
00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:00,640
Guillermo?
306
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,200
Chewie?
307
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,710
Shit.
308
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:12,610
Is here?
309
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:15,950
No. Is not here.
310
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:20,190
Well, is here, but here isn't
here anymore, apparently.
311
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:22,950
Uh, you will please
let me out now?
312
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:25,160
No.
313
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:28,350
I want to. But you're a criminal
of some sort, and we're alone.
314
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,900
I'm sorry.
315
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:35,000
'Cause I'm sure you're quite possibly a
very nice Mexican man who loves his mother,
316
00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:38,610
but you might also want to
make a hat out of my kidneys.
317
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:41,370
So we'll get you out soon.
318
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:43,730
Soonish.
319
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:55,330
What the fuck do you want?
320
00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:58,330
I'll give you a beer.
Will you go away?
321
00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:00,080
Can I drink my beer first?
322
00:19:00,090 --> 00:19:03,750
Only if you swear, by whatever
god you consider significant,
323
00:19:03,770 --> 00:19:06,700
that you absolutely
will not speak.
324
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,850
Yeah, okay.
325
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,660
You're-- you're gonna talk. Give me the
pabst back. Get the fuck out of here.
326
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:16,180
I'm not talking.
I'm drinking.
327
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,410
Just start talking.
328
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:27,870
We both know you're gonna
talk, so go ahead and talk.
329
00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:33,330
You're trying to put
me on tilt aren't you?
330
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,740
Fuck! Say it! You want
me to kill my mother!
331
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,220
- That really hurt!
- Say it!
332
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,290
Goddamn it, yes! Yes,
I want you to pull the plug!
333
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,950
I want you to
cash in her chips.
334
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,200
I want you to enter
her in the dirt derby.
335
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:06,580
You're the one who told
us what she said-- you.
336
00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:10,190
It was yiddish. You could have
said anything, any lie you wanted.
337
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,590
But you told us.
338
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,680
You can't listen to that. She doesn't
know what's coming out. It's just talk.
339
00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:18,360
- How often does she talk?
- I don't know.
340
00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:20,230
How many times does she
say, "I want to die"?
341
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,460
- I don't know.
- Yes, you do.
342
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:26,190
Once, twice, several times,
a bunch, often, never.
343
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,610
What do you want me to say,
that I want to kill my mother?
344
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:32,060
That I want her dead?
I wish this would all go away?
345
00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:34,090
- Yeah.
- Fine.
346
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:38,270
I wish she were dead and
this would all go away.
347
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:59,370
So, do you want to
be the one who...
348
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:02,520
like this is some
fucking honour?
349
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:06,050
- You do it.
- No way. She likes me.
350
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,270
Nancy.
351
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:15,340
Bubbie did say bringing not-Francie
into the family would kill her.
352
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:18,370
Psychic, my mother.
353
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,880
Is here Limón Grove?
354
00:21:27,890 --> 00:21:30,440
No. No Limón Grove.
355
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:34,690
Will you please shut up about Limón
Grove every time I hit the... brake?
356
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,570
I've got to pick
up my mama.
357
00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:40,430
She gets discharged at 5 o' clock, and
they're just gonna leave her in the hallway.
358
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,920
Listen, listen. Lento, I'm sorry.
359
00:21:43,930 --> 00:21:49,780
It's just I'm dealing with some seriously
thwarted expectations of my own right now.
360
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,460
I'm gonna go inside.
361
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,710
If Guillermo doesn't call me back in 20
minutes, I'll bring some tools and get you out.
362
00:22:00,730 --> 00:22:01,620
I have to pee.
363
00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:03,940
You go right ahead, sweetie.
364
00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:08,120
Hi, guys.
365
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:13,760
We're just, uh,
saying our good-byes.
366
00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:16,380
- Oh, my god. Did Bubbie--
- No.
367
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:23,030
We decided it would be best to pull the
plug, though, and let her rest in peace.
368
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,490
Tonight.
369
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:32,670
Actually, we decided,
uh, you should...
370
00:22:33,950 --> 00:22:36,490
do the honours.
371
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,020
I'm...
372
00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:44,950
One sec.
373
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,770
Um, hola.
374
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:50,110
GUILLERMO: Hey, you got my pot,
my truck, and my cousin Lento?
375
00:22:50,130 --> 00:22:51,840
Where the hell are you?
376
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,000
Outside.
377
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:02,540
I'll be back in a sec.
378
00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:04,270
It's okay, Nance.
Go outside.
379
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,710
Uh, gather your thoughts.
380
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,420
When you're ready,
we'll be here.
381
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,530
Where were you guys?
382
00:23:15,570 --> 00:23:17,170
Security breach.
383
00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:18,630
Change of venue.
384
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,110
And how do you know
where I live?
385
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,500
It's in your GPS. Under "home."
386
00:23:22,510 --> 00:23:24,470
That's nice.
387
00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:29,980
I-I need to go kill my dead
husband's grandmother now.
388
00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:32,380
Been there.
389
00:23:33,710 --> 00:23:36,090
Dinero.
390
00:23:40,370 --> 00:23:42,460
Oh, shit!
391
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,680
- Mucho dinero.
- Si.
392
00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:52,560
Balls!
393
00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:00,350
Fuck!
394
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:08,080
Think Andy gets
residuals for this?
395
00:24:08,210 --> 00:24:11,250
That foot is kind of hot.
396
00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:13,410
Does that make me gay?
397
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:17,050
Crap. This is my
favourite part.
398
00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:20,320
Need like ten more
minutes, Izzy.
399
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,370
- Carilli.
- Wilson. I want answers.
400
00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:26,410
We researched the insurance
policies on the municipal buildings.
401
00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:31,260
There are several discrepancies that--
oh, Jesus cock, you got a Christ-on.
402
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:33,000
Sorry about that.
403
00:24:33,010 --> 00:24:34,750
Must be upsetting.
404
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,700
Unless you own a horse.
405
00:24:36,710 --> 00:24:39,280
I'll grab some pants,
be right back.
406
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,680
Doug, say goodbye
to Izzy for me.
407
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:48,470
And tell her I'm sorry that we
never got to watch porn together.
408
00:24:48,490 --> 00:24:49,820
Wait, no, don't tell her that.
409
00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:52,380
Tell her, "Herbie the Lovebug."
410
00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:54,440
- What's going on, man?
- Nothing.
411
00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:56,010
Where's my Armageddon bag?
412
00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:59,170
Oh, no. Come on, stay, Doug.
We'll fight them together.
413
00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:00,670
Adiós, buddy.
414
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,770
Oh, and that foot thing...
makes you totally gay.
415
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,850
I love you, man.
416
00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:08,710
Gay!
417
00:25:11,030 --> 00:25:13,050
Gay!
418
00:25:14,850 --> 00:25:17,860
Bubbie, to be honest,
419
00:25:17,870 --> 00:25:22,020
I don't really know
a whole lot about you.
420
00:25:24,430 --> 00:25:26,570
I don't even know your real name.
421
00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:30,540
I mean, I do. If I thought
about it. Probably.
422
00:25:30,550 --> 00:25:32,700
Helen?
423
00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:36,700
I'm-- I'm sure I'll--
I'll...
424
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,580
read it in the paper
-- or on your grave.
425
00:25:39,590 --> 00:25:45,850
Anyway... I know
Judah loved you.
426
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,060
And I know you
loved Judah,
427
00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:54,130
and that's good to know.
428
00:25:55,040 --> 00:26:00,620
I know you aren't hanging on
for things you haven't done
429
00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:04,570
because you did what you
needed to do. You were here.
430
00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:07,710
And you touched
all these lives.
431
00:26:07,730 --> 00:26:12,450
And you were loved.
432
00:26:12,850 --> 00:26:17,510
And you collected many
excellent treasures
433
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:21,880
which we will now have to
figure out what to do with.
434
00:26:22,310 --> 00:26:26,520
Um, I pray that...
435
00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:31,050
you will rest easy,
436
00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:35,830
that you will not fear,
that you will have peace,
437
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:42,050
and you will thank God
it has come at last.
438
00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:49,620
And... please don't be mad at me.
439
00:26:56,860 --> 00:26:59,560
- Was that it?
- No.
440
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,730
- That one?
- That's the kitchen.
441
00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:07,830
I can't...
442
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,410
- How about now?
- Getting warmer.
443
00:27:19,580 --> 00:27:21,840
That's it.
444
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,450
She's still breathing.
445
00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:45,700
Shane, get Mommy a pillow.
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