1 00:00:03,501 --> 00:00:05,138 Previously on Weeds... 2 00:00:06,003 --> 00:00:08,178 I set the house on fire. 3 00:00:08,428 --> 00:00:10,556 - We're going to Ren Mar. - What? 4 00:00:10,716 --> 00:00:12,610 - We're going to see Bubbie. - What's she like? 5 00:00:12,730 --> 00:00:15,060 She's somewhere far, far away. 6 00:00:15,222 --> 00:00:18,020 It's a shame you boys never got a chance to know her. 7 00:00:18,610 --> 00:00:20,441 But you can blame your mother for that. 8 00:00:20,601 --> 00:00:22,584 You're not getting out of here anytime soon. 9 00:00:22,704 --> 00:00:24,538 You fuckers ratted me out. 10 00:00:25,022 --> 00:00:26,716 She got busted for a pot house. 11 00:00:26,836 --> 00:00:29,158 - Your pot house, Mom. - Fuck! 12 00:00:29,318 --> 00:00:32,552 - Should I be nervous about all this? - Of course you should. 13 00:00:32,672 --> 00:00:34,663 It's the drug business. It's dangerous. 14 00:00:34,823 --> 00:00:37,154 You're gonna take a little drive for me today, Blanca. 15 00:00:37,274 --> 00:00:39,504 There's big money in it if you do it real good. 16 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:41,578 You were recording me, and there's no drugs? 17 00:00:41,698 --> 00:00:42,796 The car was clean? 18 00:00:42,958 --> 00:00:44,590 Tomorrow we review the tape. 19 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:47,468 - What the hell are we doing here? - We're starting a new life. 20 00:00:47,628 --> 00:00:50,161 - She's trying to talk! - It's Yiddish. 21 00:00:50,799 --> 00:00:53,265 - What did she say? - It means "Kill me." 22 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,764 Weeds - 4x03 The Whole Blah Damn Thing 23 00:00:59,421 --> 00:01:01,886 Transcript : YDY Synch : mpm, Macanto, Dapitch666 24 00:01:02,515 --> 00:01:05,002 Relecture : mpm, Dapitch666, San-A 25 00:01:09,003 --> 00:01:12,976 Her eyes don't move, but they follow you like when you look at a painting. 26 00:01:13,209 --> 00:01:14,909 She's like a painting. 27 00:01:15,535 --> 00:01:17,498 "She's alone and palely loitering." 28 00:01:23,611 --> 00:01:24,687 {\pos(192,210)}How is she? 29 00:01:25,207 --> 00:01:27,141 {\pos(192,220)}Alone and palely loitering. 30 00:01:27,382 --> 00:01:28,300 {\pos(192,220)}Nice coat. 31 00:01:28,735 --> 00:01:31,368 {\pos(192,220)}Kept me toasty on the porch last night. 32 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:35,265 - Bubbie loves her pelts. - What was wrong with the couch in here? 33 00:01:35,427 --> 00:01:38,431 {\pos(192,220)}I got a little creeped out after the whole "I want to die" thing. 34 00:01:38,551 --> 00:01:41,123 {\pos(192,220)}Plus, it's like bunking with Darth Vader. 35 00:01:43,024 --> 00:01:44,299 The what thing? 36 00:01:44,996 --> 00:01:46,950 Yesterday, Bubbie told us she wants to die. 37 00:01:47,070 --> 00:01:49,780 Actually, she said, "Kill me." In yiddish. 38 00:01:50,092 --> 00:01:52,866 Bubbie, this Bubbie, the Bubbie that doesn't blink? 39 00:01:53,028 --> 00:01:55,871 She seized a moment. It was very intense. 40 00:01:57,203 --> 00:01:59,164 {\pos(192,230)}So she's actually in there. 41 00:01:59,407 --> 00:02:00,541 And she wants out. 42 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:04,169 I've got many long, dark hairs in my tub! 43 00:02:04,331 --> 00:02:06,463 I've actually got one wrapped around my toe! 44 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:08,130 I'm thinking, "disgusting!" 45 00:02:08,914 --> 00:02:12,105 I'm also thinking you're going bald! Do women go bald? 46 00:02:12,315 --> 00:02:14,556 {\pos(192,210)}- Where did you come from? - Outdoor shower. 47 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,515 {\pos(192,210)}No line. No... 48 00:02:16,675 --> 00:02:17,432 Lenny. 49 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:19,850 Where the hell is my bathrobe? 50 00:02:29,612 --> 00:02:31,655 {\pos(192,210)}I believe this belongs to you. 51 00:02:32,966 --> 00:02:34,766 {\pos(192,210)}And that belongs to me. 52 00:02:35,154 --> 00:02:36,391 {\pos(192,210)}Another thief. 53 00:02:37,235 --> 00:02:38,856 {\pos(192,230)}Good morning, Shane. 54 00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:42,538 You, I'm not talking to. 55 00:02:43,853 --> 00:02:46,003 Is this still about me being a thief? 56 00:02:46,715 --> 00:02:50,215 Or have we moved on to Bubbie's recent trip to Clarityville? 57 00:02:50,773 --> 00:02:51,892 {\pos(192,230)}"Kill me." 58 00:02:52,319 --> 00:02:53,522 {\pos(192,230)}"Kill me." 59 00:02:53,816 --> 00:02:55,860 What do you think she meant by that? 60 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:57,702 Maybe it was her sled. 61 00:02:59,443 --> 00:03:02,523 I said I didn't want to talk to you. But you don't listen. 62 00:03:02,956 --> 00:03:05,394 You just keep on talking, don't you? 63 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:10,890 {\pos(192,230)}It's a lot of hair. 64 00:03:12,372 --> 00:03:14,439 You're under a lot of stress. 65 00:03:18,248 --> 00:03:21,353 {\pos(192,220)}What do you think brings two people together, miss Hodes, 66 00:03:21,613 --> 00:03:23,656 {\pos(192,220)}chance or fate? 67 00:03:25,774 --> 00:03:26,627 Chance? 68 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:29,337 {\pos(192,220)}No, fate. It's fate. 69 00:03:29,457 --> 00:03:31,547 {\pos(192,220)}It's definitely... fate. 70 00:03:31,710 --> 00:03:32,633 Wrong. 71 00:03:34,794 --> 00:03:37,596 - Please don't put me back in jail. - It's chance! 72 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,593 {\pos(192,220)}And I'm gonna give you one. 73 00:03:39,713 --> 00:03:42,174 {\pos(192,220)}A once-in-a-lifetime, never-to-be-repeated, 74 00:03:42,294 --> 00:03:46,206 {\pos(192,210)}small-window-of-opportunity chance to clear your name. 75 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:48,939 {\pos(192,200)}Does that interest you, miss Hodes? 76 00:03:49,159 --> 00:03:50,594 Yes, it does. Yes. 77 00:03:51,146 --> 00:03:53,362 I want to know where Nancy Botwin is. 78 00:03:54,284 --> 00:03:55,398 I can do that. 79 00:03:55,518 --> 00:03:58,714 I want to know how she knows this man, 80 00:03:59,576 --> 00:04:02,309 what she's doing with him, when they met, 81 00:04:02,505 --> 00:04:03,914 and who introduced them. 82 00:04:04,074 --> 00:04:05,666 If you can give me the "why," 83 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,009 I'll shit sunflowers. 84 00:04:08,472 --> 00:04:10,961 And then you'll drop all the charges. 85 00:04:12,182 --> 00:04:13,465 Did I say that? 86 00:04:13,811 --> 00:04:14,618 No. 87 00:04:14,738 --> 00:04:16,218 I did not say that. 88 00:04:17,028 --> 00:04:19,565 I also did not not say that. 89 00:04:20,993 --> 00:04:23,910 What you deliver to me, I give back to you. 90 00:04:24,454 --> 00:04:26,668 {\pos(192,210)}Quality of information equals 91 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,509 degree of leniency. 92 00:04:30,194 --> 00:04:32,644 {\pos(192,210)}So I just, what? 93 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:35,547 {\pos(192,210)}Knock on her door? Say, "hey, Nance, 94 00:04:36,304 --> 00:04:38,172 {\pos(192,210)}got any new mexican friends?" 95 00:04:38,292 --> 00:04:39,725 Actually, he's Puertorican. 96 00:04:39,845 --> 00:04:42,669 {\pos(192,190)}How he ended up running Los Angeles for a Mexican cartel 97 00:04:42,789 --> 00:04:44,710 {\pos(192,190)}is something of a mystery to us. 98 00:04:44,830 --> 00:04:47,660 {\pos(192,190)}Guillermo Garcia-Gomez. 99 00:04:48,886 --> 00:04:50,297 That's who you want. 100 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:53,269 I'd love her, too. Love it! 101 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:56,164 But her time's coming, 'cause that's fate. 102 00:04:56,284 --> 00:05:00,178 But this guy, he's a whale. And I fucking love whales! 103 00:05:01,828 --> 00:05:03,919 I'm Ahab, miss Hodes. 104 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:11,695 {\pos(192,210)}You report to me weekly. 105 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,605 - And, Celia? - Yes? 106 00:05:18,431 --> 00:05:21,616 {\pos(192,210)}I liked you blonde on your driver's license. 107 00:05:23,038 --> 00:05:25,100 Think about going there again. 108 00:05:31,474 --> 00:05:33,353 Do you have anything to say about this? 109 00:05:33,473 --> 00:05:35,519 {\pos(192,210)}Happiness is an empty bladder? 110 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:38,042 {\pos(192,210)}What's with all the skirt flapping? 111 00:05:39,007 --> 00:05:41,016 I was drying my... self. 112 00:05:42,779 --> 00:05:45,068 Silk chiffon. Expensive to dry-clean. 113 00:05:45,509 --> 00:05:47,559 Chewie took a shit in a bread bag one time. 114 00:05:50,472 --> 00:05:53,304 {\pos(192,210)}So, that's why I got stopped? Because I peed? 115 00:05:53,424 --> 00:05:56,508 {\pos(192,210)}Yeah, 'cause you peed, 'cause you went through right after shift change 116 00:05:56,628 --> 00:05:58,482 {\pos(192,210)}when border guards are fresh and eager, 117 00:05:58,647 --> 00:06:00,422 'cause you wore that ridiculous, 118 00:06:00,542 --> 00:06:02,989 check-my-shit-out, technicolor slut suit 119 00:06:03,109 --> 00:06:05,160 in the middle of the afternoon on a tuesday. 120 00:06:06,234 --> 00:06:08,262 Why you calling attention to yourself? 121 00:06:08,382 --> 00:06:11,041 You're supposed to be the all-American Mom. 122 00:06:11,268 --> 00:06:12,918 Get yourself some J. Crew. 123 00:06:13,078 --> 00:06:14,962 - Blend, señora. - Blend? 124 00:06:16,049 --> 00:06:16,866 Look. 125 00:06:16,986 --> 00:06:19,152 Look at your hands. They don't stop moving. 126 00:06:19,538 --> 00:06:22,219 Banging on the steering wheel, tapping on the dash, 127 00:06:22,379 --> 00:06:24,846 - fanning your coochie. - I had a lot of coffee. 128 00:06:25,082 --> 00:06:26,598 So, next time, you have less. 129 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:31,297 Take some beta blockers, okay? Just calm your shit down. 130 00:06:34,273 --> 00:06:37,192 - What do you need with all that? - The guy didn't have any change. 131 00:06:37,352 --> 00:06:39,269 And he was the only one out there? 132 00:06:39,479 --> 00:06:41,279 Look what message you sent. 133 00:06:41,441 --> 00:06:44,616 A lady goes to T.J. dressed like a guera peacock, 134 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:48,870 and she comes back with the mierda she buys in line at the crossing. 135 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,581 I told them I was looking for fade cream. 136 00:06:51,743 --> 00:06:55,377 Why didn't you have and empty container to show the guys in the store? 137 00:06:55,537 --> 00:06:56,669 What's the brand name? 138 00:06:57,575 --> 00:06:58,735 You're right. 139 00:06:58,855 --> 00:06:59,973 I was vague. 140 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:01,990 You must always be thinking ahead, 141 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:03,718 know what's around you. 142 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,499 Stay relaxed. You've been thinking East-West your whole life. 143 00:07:06,619 --> 00:07:08,430 You need to start thinking North-South. 144 00:07:08,691 --> 00:07:10,559 I want to make another run. 145 00:07:11,066 --> 00:07:12,786 - Right now. - Nah. 146 00:07:12,906 --> 00:07:14,025 A real one. 147 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,404 You ain't ready for that. 148 00:07:16,606 --> 00:07:20,068 You gave me a test, I failed. Fine. But I get it now. 149 00:07:20,335 --> 00:07:21,384 North-South. 150 00:07:21,504 --> 00:07:23,094 J. Crew. Small bills. 151 00:07:23,692 --> 00:07:24,863 Beta blockers. 152 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:26,644 So school's out? 153 00:07:27,223 --> 00:07:28,785 You learned all you need? 154 00:07:28,947 --> 00:07:30,996 I learned all I'm gonna learn sitting in a warehouse. 155 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:34,207 Eager beaver. 156 00:07:34,810 --> 00:07:37,294 Okay, you want to make a real run? 157 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,046 All right. This time you're gonna take my ride. 158 00:07:44,302 --> 00:07:47,804 There's really... There's really no easy way to say this. 159 00:07:48,006 --> 00:07:49,698 You want to kill Bubbie. 160 00:07:50,258 --> 00:07:51,065 No. 161 00:07:52,337 --> 00:07:54,156 Well, yes, but no. 162 00:07:54,796 --> 00:07:55,645 I mean... 163 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,441 Yes. And also no. Mostly yes. 164 00:08:00,228 --> 00:08:01,318 Like an incredibly 165 00:08:01,859 --> 00:08:04,345 humane, merciful, dignified "Yes," 166 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:05,586 up here, 167 00:08:05,926 --> 00:08:07,677 in the foreground, with... 168 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:08,748 this... 169 00:08:09,383 --> 00:08:11,387 deeply felt, sorrowful, 170 00:08:11,507 --> 00:08:14,696 tinged-with-regret-and-guilt- about-the-big-fat-"yes." 171 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:15,763 "No," 172 00:08:15,975 --> 00:08:18,126 back there, a ways. 173 00:08:18,324 --> 00:08:20,128 I think it's the right thing to do. 174 00:08:20,681 --> 00:08:23,196 Of course you do. You talk to dead people. 175 00:08:23,316 --> 00:08:25,300 It's what Bubbie wants. What's your problem? 176 00:08:26,481 --> 00:08:28,310 We don't have a whole lot of family. 177 00:08:28,430 --> 00:08:30,805 Do we really want to kill one off? 178 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:34,900 That in there, that's as good as it gets for Bubbie. 179 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:36,396 There's no recovery. 180 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,946 There's just pain, 181 00:08:38,359 --> 00:08:39,661 and more pain, 182 00:08:39,781 --> 00:08:41,399 and wanting that pain to end. 183 00:08:41,853 --> 00:08:44,027 So let's just kill her? 184 00:08:44,688 --> 00:08:46,525 Let's help her find peace. 185 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:48,814 By killing her. 186 00:08:48,934 --> 00:08:51,670 I wish you wouldn't make "killing her" 187 00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:53,787 sound so much like "killing her." 188 00:08:54,394 --> 00:08:55,786 Show some balls. 189 00:08:56,019 --> 00:08:57,374 That's the spirit! 190 00:08:59,014 --> 00:09:00,752 Sure. Death is no big deal, 191 00:09:00,912 --> 00:09:02,562 because life is just... 192 00:09:02,861 --> 00:09:04,498 blah, blah, blah. 193 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:06,604 Look, Silas, 194 00:09:06,972 --> 00:09:08,592 life is just blah blah blah. 195 00:09:09,492 --> 00:09:10,892 You hope for blah. 196 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:14,719 And sometimes you find it. But, mostly, it's blah. 197 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,687 And waiting for blah. 198 00:09:17,063 --> 00:09:20,163 And hoping you were right about the blahs you made. 199 00:09:20,283 --> 00:09:21,189 And then, 200 00:09:21,575 --> 00:09:25,060 just when you think you've got the whole blah damn thing figured out 201 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:27,880 and you're surrounded by the ones you blah, 202 00:09:29,131 --> 00:09:30,381 death shows up. 203 00:09:31,589 --> 00:09:34,494 And blah, blah, blah. 204 00:09:38,599 --> 00:09:39,599 All right, 205 00:09:39,719 --> 00:09:40,709 let's do this. 206 00:09:41,009 --> 00:09:42,127 That was good. 207 00:09:42,759 --> 00:09:44,294 I have my moments. 208 00:09:44,554 --> 00:09:46,197 So, the plan: 209 00:09:47,933 --> 00:09:50,135 unified front, three-man approach. 210 00:09:50,255 --> 00:09:53,011 We send Shane in to convince the old man. 211 00:09:53,131 --> 00:09:54,305 Silas and I 212 00:09:54,863 --> 00:09:55,974 hide out here. 213 00:09:56,273 --> 00:09:57,851 - What? - He likes you. 214 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,170 Fine. 215 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,521 Pussies. 216 00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:11,570 Fucking hotel key. Shit. Fucker. 217 00:10:11,873 --> 00:10:14,173 Maybe they gave you the wrong key... 218 00:10:15,569 --> 00:10:18,406 for your room that you have with your husband. 219 00:10:18,526 --> 00:10:21,184 - Dean Hodes, the lovable gimp. - Yes. 220 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,977 - Look at this thing. - Do you want to hold it? 221 00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:30,433 No, I don't want to hold it. But what are we looking at, exactly? 222 00:10:30,553 --> 00:10:32,844 - What is this? - Well, when the fires hit Agrestic... 223 00:10:33,623 --> 00:10:35,055 Oh, God, look. 224 00:10:35,216 --> 00:10:37,932 - You said a "sneak"? - Yep, that's the term, kind of like... 225 00:10:38,094 --> 00:10:42,020 Oh, I love Huell Howser. Don't you just love him, Celia? 226 00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:45,248 He's so enthusiastic and his hair is so neat. 227 00:10:45,368 --> 00:10:47,924 Pam, get your head out of Huell's ass 228 00:10:48,044 --> 00:10:50,153 and go out into the hall. I need a lookout. 229 00:10:56,974 --> 00:11:00,156 I wasn't looking at it from the right angle, I apologize. 230 00:11:01,488 --> 00:11:03,458 Now, she kind of had a premonition. 231 00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:06,122 Mail, messages... 232 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:07,679 Shane. 233 00:11:09,247 --> 00:11:12,050 "Great grandma dying. Weird house... 234 00:11:15,026 --> 00:11:18,096 "Ren Mar is full of beach nazis." 235 00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:21,410 Ren Mar... 236 00:11:28,671 --> 00:11:31,236 ¿Sabe? Regrese como una hora o dos horas. 237 00:11:31,396 --> 00:11:32,206 No... 238 00:11:33,204 --> 00:11:34,874 Sorry, no comprende. 239 00:11:36,242 --> 00:11:37,192 Farmacia. 240 00:11:37,356 --> 00:11:38,206 Oh, no. 241 00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:40,505 No, I'm gonna stay here and watch 242 00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:41,925 and listen. See? 243 00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:56,426 Hello, welcome to broadcast number six: 244 00:11:56,805 --> 00:11:58,155 "Shopping". Hola. 245 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:00,617 Bienvenidos a podcast número seis: 246 00:12:01,244 --> 00:12:02,183 "Comprar." 247 00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:05,632 Now that you have purchased new shoes, 248 00:12:05,752 --> 00:12:08,054 let's go next door to the pet store: 249 00:12:08,174 --> 00:12:09,978 la tienda de mascotas. 250 00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:12,270 Do you have video for cats? 251 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,539 Tiene videos para gatos? 252 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,182 I would like a talking bird. 253 00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:19,409 Quiero un pajaro que hable. 254 00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:22,108 What does the big lizard eat? 255 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,383 ¿Qué come la lagartija? 256 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,125 This cat has no claws. 257 00:12:27,285 --> 00:12:28,285 Este ga... 258 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:29,919 What is that? 259 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,364 Dónde is that? 260 00:12:34,509 --> 00:12:35,319 ¿Qué? 261 00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:38,603 What the fuck is that? 262 00:12:39,247 --> 00:12:41,997 This is Lento. He's going to see his mother. 263 00:12:42,506 --> 00:12:45,226 She's getting a gastric bypass in Limón Grove. 264 00:12:45,387 --> 00:12:47,632 I'm not smuggling any illegals. 265 00:12:47,752 --> 00:12:49,372 I just do mota. 266 00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:51,064 Mota, si. 267 00:12:51,184 --> 00:12:52,436 No illegals. 268 00:12:52,913 --> 00:12:54,110 Do not worry, Miss. 269 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:55,723 I am not illegal. 270 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,947 - I got a green card. - You got a green card? 271 00:12:58,109 --> 00:13:00,533 - I got a green card. - Why don't you walk across the border? 272 00:13:00,695 --> 00:13:02,619 I also got a prison record. 273 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:04,745 For what? 274 00:13:05,437 --> 00:13:06,664 Why did he go to jail? 275 00:13:07,262 --> 00:13:08,312 Jaywalking. 276 00:13:10,472 --> 00:13:11,672 Vaya con dios. 277 00:13:17,184 --> 00:13:19,177 I need to talk to you about Bubbie. 278 00:13:19,651 --> 00:13:23,264 Well, unfortunately for you, I do not share that need. 279 00:13:24,039 --> 00:13:26,309 But would you like a parting gift? 280 00:13:27,352 --> 00:13:29,002 She's in a lot of pain. 281 00:13:29,347 --> 00:13:31,647 Well, that's an amazing diagnosis... 282 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,612 considering you and your family just got here 283 00:13:36,242 --> 00:13:39,572 like little rays of sunshine and euthanasia, 284 00:13:40,002 --> 00:13:42,492 and you really aren't as familiar with her medical condition 285 00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:46,268 as, say, someone like... I don't know. Who am I thinking of? 286 00:13:46,388 --> 00:13:49,088 You know. It's on the tip of my tongue. 287 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:50,015 Me. 288 00:13:50,326 --> 00:13:51,726 But you nailed it. 289 00:13:51,891 --> 00:13:53,044 What tipped you off? 290 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,147 Was it the morphine drip? 291 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,311 She said she wanted to die. 292 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,830 You know what? I've changed my mind. 293 00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:02,845 Let's rap. 294 00:14:03,974 --> 00:14:05,324 Here, have a seat, 295 00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:07,175 right by my mother. 296 00:14:10,301 --> 00:14:11,012 Now, 297 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,648 what do you want to talk about? 298 00:14:14,138 --> 00:14:16,258 I think that Bubbie has... 299 00:14:21,056 --> 00:14:23,353 that you have... 300 00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:26,244 the right to choose your death. 301 00:14:28,683 --> 00:14:31,783 Well, you got to respect a man who speaks his mind, 302 00:14:32,159 --> 00:14:33,042 huh, ma? 303 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:36,477 I do it myself all the time to varying effect. 304 00:14:36,597 --> 00:14:38,506 But, still, respect must be paid. 305 00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:40,091 Pulling the plug on her? 306 00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:42,009 Is that what you have in mind? 307 00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:44,220 Pretty much. 308 00:14:47,163 --> 00:14:48,263 So, tell me, 309 00:14:49,337 --> 00:14:51,227 would you want to kill your mom? 310 00:14:51,701 --> 00:14:54,050 I mean, let's just say that was her, 311 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,812 laying in that bed, 312 00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:58,266 shedding hair all over the pillow. 313 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,382 If she said "kill me," I would. 314 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:04,587 Well, as luck would have it, it's not your mom. 315 00:15:05,606 --> 00:15:08,662 That happens to be the woman that spent the wonder years 316 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,255 kicking my ass. 317 00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:13,624 Calling me a loser, 318 00:15:13,961 --> 00:15:14,866 a liar, 319 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,665 bad investment, 320 00:15:17,114 --> 00:15:19,875 force-feeding me liver and applesauce, 321 00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:22,221 hanging my dog twice, 322 00:15:22,816 --> 00:15:26,516 accidentally, or so she said. But how do they get in that tree? 323 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:30,266 I think you're having problems letting go. 324 00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:32,455 Of course. 325 00:15:32,753 --> 00:15:35,546 I am. I'm having problems letting go. 326 00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:37,806 You know why? 327 00:15:38,243 --> 00:15:39,901 'Cause it's my fucking mother. 328 00:15:43,268 --> 00:15:45,365 All eyeballs, 329 00:15:45,526 --> 00:15:47,188 and elbows, 330 00:15:47,556 --> 00:15:49,156 and ready to play God. 331 00:15:51,135 --> 00:15:52,335 Okay, big guy. 332 00:15:53,364 --> 00:15:54,414 Here we go. 333 00:15:55,727 --> 00:15:57,177 See the ventilator? 334 00:15:58,135 --> 00:15:59,385 It starts here, 335 00:16:01,077 --> 00:16:02,477 and it ends there. 336 00:16:03,127 --> 00:16:06,287 So, all you got to do is reach down 337 00:16:07,213 --> 00:16:08,440 and yank it out. 338 00:16:09,346 --> 00:16:11,026 Just give it a tug... 339 00:16:11,561 --> 00:16:12,368 pop! 340 00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:14,217 And she's gone. 341 00:16:16,681 --> 00:16:17,781 Easy, right? 342 00:16:25,272 --> 00:16:26,197 I can't. 343 00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:49,950 How do you say "I fucking did it" in spanish? 344 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,056 "Lo hice, chingado." 345 00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,769 ¡Lo hice, chingado! 346 00:16:57,932 --> 00:17:00,106 - ¡Chinga tu madre! - What? What does that mean? 347 00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:02,469 That means you hit a fucking pothole. 348 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,610 I'm sorry. We're almost there. 349 00:17:04,771 --> 00:17:07,567 Are you lost, Miss? We keep turning right. 350 00:17:08,581 --> 00:17:10,221 These streets all look the same. 351 00:17:10,341 --> 00:17:13,411 Have you been to Guillermo's drug warehouse before? 352 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:16,205 Do you know if it's by an EZ storage? 353 00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:17,999 Maybe if you stop and ask. 354 00:17:18,159 --> 00:17:21,576 Yeah, not the kind of thing you can ask someone... else. 355 00:17:22,463 --> 00:17:23,713 It's this way. 356 00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:27,633 - You drive for shit. - Sorry. 357 00:17:28,144 --> 00:17:29,944 Wait, this looks familiar. 358 00:17:30,656 --> 00:17:31,794 Oh, this is it. 359 00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:51,449 ¡Lo hice, chingado! 360 00:17:53,269 --> 00:17:54,879 Lo hice, chingado. 361 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,566 ¿Hola? 362 00:17:59,437 --> 00:18:00,437 Guillermo? 363 00:18:02,222 --> 00:18:03,199 Chewie? 364 00:18:05,654 --> 00:18:06,464 Shit. 365 00:18:12,653 --> 00:18:14,065 - Is here? - No. 366 00:18:14,842 --> 00:18:16,020 Is not here. 367 00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:20,290 Well, is here, but here isn't here anymore, apparently. 368 00:18:21,289 --> 00:18:23,189 You will please let me out now? 369 00:18:26,026 --> 00:18:28,242 I want to. But you're a criminal of some sort, 370 00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:30,306 and we're alone. I'm sorry. 371 00:18:31,703 --> 00:18:35,618 'Cause I'm sure you're quite possibly a nice Mexican who loves his mother, 372 00:18:35,803 --> 00:18:39,199 but you might also want to make a hat out of my kidneys. 373 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,302 So we'll get you out soon. 374 00:18:42,173 --> 00:18:43,023 Soonish. 375 00:18:52,323 --> 00:18:54,278 What the fuck do you want? 376 00:18:56,409 --> 00:18:58,686 I'll give you a beer. Will you go away? 377 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:00,763 Can I drink my beer first? 378 00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:04,443 Only if you swear, by whatever God you consider significant, 379 00:19:04,563 --> 00:19:06,938 that you absolutely will not speak. 380 00:19:10,286 --> 00:19:12,260 You're gonna talk. Give me the pabst back. 381 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:14,901 - Get the fuck out of here. - I'm not talking. 382 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,225 I'm drinking. 383 00:19:23,735 --> 00:19:25,014 Just start talking. 384 00:19:25,134 --> 00:19:27,587 We both know you're gonna talk, so go ahead and talk. 385 00:19:30,983 --> 00:19:33,493 You're trying to put me on tilt, aren't you? 386 00:19:47,513 --> 00:19:50,193 Fuck! Say it! You want me to kill my mother! 387 00:19:50,562 --> 00:19:52,384 - That really hurt! - Say it! 388 00:19:57,895 --> 00:19:59,973 Goddamn it, yes! I want you to pull the plug! 389 00:20:00,093 --> 00:20:01,633 I want you to cash in her chips. 390 00:20:01,753 --> 00:20:03,883 I want you to enter her in the dirt derby. 391 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,709 You're the one who told us what she said... you. 392 00:20:07,297 --> 00:20:10,674 It was yiddish. You could have said anything, any lie you wanted. 393 00:20:10,922 --> 00:20:12,089 But you told us. 394 00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:13,846 You can't listen to that. 395 00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:16,385 She doesn't know what's coming out. It's just talk. 396 00:20:16,547 --> 00:20:19,013 - How often does she talk? - I don't know. 397 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,098 How many times does she say, "I want to die"? 398 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,143 - I don't know. - Yes, you do. 399 00:20:23,373 --> 00:20:26,873 Once, twice, several times, a bunch, often, never. 400 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:30,293 What do you want me to say, that I want to kill my mother? 401 00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:32,777 That I want her dead? I wish this would all go away? 402 00:20:32,937 --> 00:20:34,474 - Yeah. - Fine. 403 00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:37,740 I wish she were dead and this would all go away. 404 00:20:57,253 --> 00:20:59,595 So, do you want to be the one who... 405 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,109 Like this is some fucking honor? 406 00:21:03,277 --> 00:21:05,850 - You do it. - No way. She likes me. 407 00:21:12,073 --> 00:21:15,653 Bubbie did say bringing not-Francie into the family would kill her. 408 00:21:16,616 --> 00:21:17,977 Psychic, my mother. 409 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:28,567 Is here Limón Grove? 410 00:21:30,051 --> 00:21:31,123 No Limón Grove. 411 00:21:31,243 --> 00:21:34,987 Will you please shut up about Limón Grove every time I hit the... brake? 412 00:21:35,618 --> 00:21:38,385 I've got to pick up my mama. She gets discharged at 5:00, 413 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,169 and they're just gonna leave her in the hallway. 414 00:21:42,013 --> 00:21:43,222 Listen, listen. 415 00:21:43,382 --> 00:21:44,603 Lento, I'm sorry. 416 00:21:44,723 --> 00:21:47,167 It's just I'm dealing with some seriously 417 00:21:47,578 --> 00:21:50,104 thwarted expectations of my own right now. 418 00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:59,402 I'm gonna go inside. If Guillermo doesn't call me back in 20 minutes, 419 00:21:59,522 --> 00:22:02,303 - I'll bring some tools and get you out. - I have to pee. 420 00:22:02,423 --> 00:22:04,155 You go right ahead, sweetie. 421 00:22:06,786 --> 00:22:07,800 Hi, guys. 422 00:22:11,203 --> 00:22:14,170 We're just saying our good-byes. 423 00:22:14,470 --> 00:22:16,561 - Oh, my God. Did Bubbie... - No. 424 00:22:18,653 --> 00:22:21,524 We decided it would be best to pull the plug, though, 425 00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:23,137 and let her rest in peace. 426 00:22:24,613 --> 00:22:25,572 Tonight. 427 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,490 Actually, we decided, 428 00:22:31,682 --> 00:22:32,873 you should... 429 00:22:34,677 --> 00:22:35,691 do the honors. 430 00:22:39,753 --> 00:22:40,590 I'm... 431 00:22:44,173 --> 00:22:45,200 One sec. 432 00:22:46,244 --> 00:22:47,061 Hola. 433 00:22:47,568 --> 00:22:50,484 Hey, you got my pot, my truck, and my cousin Lento? 434 00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:52,417 Where the hell are you? 435 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:53,443 Outside. 436 00:23:00,816 --> 00:23:02,412 I'll be back in a sec. 437 00:23:03,343 --> 00:23:06,333 It's okay, Nance, go outside. Gather your thoughts. 438 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,099 When you're ready, we'll be here. 439 00:23:14,316 --> 00:23:15,924 Where were you guys? 440 00:23:16,267 --> 00:23:17,640 Security breach. 441 00:23:17,973 --> 00:23:20,673 - Change of venue. - How do you know where I live? 442 00:23:20,793 --> 00:23:23,183 It's in your GPS. Under "Home." 443 00:23:23,357 --> 00:23:24,518 That's nice. 444 00:23:26,443 --> 00:23:29,864 I need to go kill my dead husband's grandmother now. 445 00:23:30,906 --> 00:23:31,914 Been there. 446 00:23:34,503 --> 00:23:35,334 Dinero. 447 00:23:40,909 --> 00:23:41,859 Oh, shit! 448 00:23:44,974 --> 00:23:46,637 - Mucho dinero. - Si. 449 00:23:51,451 --> 00:23:52,367 Balls! 450 00:23:58,825 --> 00:23:59,525 Fuck! 451 00:24:06,303 --> 00:24:08,602 Think Andy gets residuals for this? 452 00:24:08,938 --> 00:24:10,327 That foot is kind of hot. 453 00:24:12,114 --> 00:24:13,586 Does that make me gay? 454 00:24:14,941 --> 00:24:17,279 Crap. This is my favorite part. 455 00:24:17,853 --> 00:24:20,040 Need like 10 more minutes, Izzy. 456 00:24:21,433 --> 00:24:23,671 - Carilli. - Wilson. I want answers. 457 00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:27,103 We researched the insurance policies on the municipal buildings. 458 00:24:27,223 --> 00:24:31,191 There are several discrepancies that... Jesus cock, you got a christ-on. 459 00:24:32,063 --> 00:24:33,393 Sorry about that. 460 00:24:33,803 --> 00:24:35,138 Must be upsetting. 461 00:24:35,521 --> 00:24:37,030 Unless you own a horse. 462 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,580 I'll grab some pants, be right back. 463 00:24:43,287 --> 00:24:44,090 Doug? 464 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:46,298 Say goodbye to Izzy for me. 465 00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:49,163 And tell her I'm sorry that we never got to watch porn together. 466 00:24:49,283 --> 00:24:51,350 Wait, no, don't tell her that. Tell her... 467 00:24:51,841 --> 00:24:53,162 "Herbie the love bug." 468 00:24:53,322 --> 00:24:55,123 - What's going on, man? - Nothing. 469 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,374 - Where's my armageddon bag? - Oh, no. 470 00:24:57,801 --> 00:25:00,044 Come on, stay. We'll fight them together. 471 00:25:00,204 --> 00:25:01,353 Adiós, buddy. 472 00:25:01,473 --> 00:25:04,545 Oh, and that foot thing... makes you totally gay. 473 00:25:06,193 --> 00:25:08,071 - I love you, man. - Gay! 474 00:25:11,823 --> 00:25:12,627 Gay! 475 00:25:15,661 --> 00:25:16,597 Bubbie... 476 00:25:16,896 --> 00:25:18,294 To be honest, 477 00:25:18,663 --> 00:25:22,049 I don't really know a whole lot about you. 478 00:25:25,162 --> 00:25:27,129 I don't even know your real name. 479 00:25:27,453 --> 00:25:28,591 I mean, I do. 480 00:25:28,836 --> 00:25:30,922 If I thought about it, probably. 481 00:25:31,339 --> 00:25:32,148 Helen? 482 00:25:35,364 --> 00:25:36,797 I'm sure I'll... 483 00:25:37,513 --> 00:25:40,263 read it in the paper, or on your grave. 484 00:25:40,383 --> 00:25:41,367 Anyway... 485 00:25:41,676 --> 00:25:42,546 I know... 486 00:25:43,568 --> 00:25:44,492 Judah... 487 00:25:45,496 --> 00:25:46,500 loved you. 488 00:25:47,553 --> 00:25:48,553 And I know 489 00:25:49,703 --> 00:25:51,595 you loved Judah, and that's 490 00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:54,119 good to know. 491 00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:57,224 I know you aren't... 492 00:25:57,748 --> 00:25:59,901 hanging on for things you... 493 00:26:00,572 --> 00:26:03,624 haven't done, because you did what you needed to do. 494 00:26:03,744 --> 00:26:04,921 You were here. 495 00:26:05,373 --> 00:26:08,224 And you touched all these lives. 496 00:26:08,482 --> 00:26:09,296 And... 497 00:26:10,499 --> 00:26:11,935 you were loved. 498 00:26:13,643 --> 00:26:14,716 And you... 499 00:26:15,062 --> 00:26:16,423 collected many 500 00:26:16,915 --> 00:26:20,607 excellent treasures which we will now have to figure out 501 00:26:20,755 --> 00:26:22,088 what to do with. 502 00:26:23,909 --> 00:26:24,717 I... 503 00:26:25,074 --> 00:26:26,268 pray that... 504 00:26:28,697 --> 00:26:30,441 you will rest easy, 505 00:26:32,253 --> 00:26:34,668 that you will not fear, that... 506 00:26:35,459 --> 00:26:37,637 you will have peace, and you will... 507 00:26:38,506 --> 00:26:40,536 thank God it has come, 508 00:26:41,971 --> 00:26:42,862 at last. 509 00:26:46,053 --> 00:26:46,863 And... 510 00:26:48,530 --> 00:26:50,279 please don't be mad at me. 511 00:26:57,778 --> 00:26:59,473 - Was that it? - No. 512 00:27:03,553 --> 00:27:05,619 - That one? - That's the kitchen. 513 00:27:06,813 --> 00:27:07,866 I can't... 514 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:10,966 How about now? 515 00:27:11,136 --> 00:27:12,363 Getting warmer. 516 00:27:20,352 --> 00:27:21,435 That's it. 517 00:27:41,113 --> 00:27:42,692 She's still breathing. 518 00:27:43,253 --> 00:27:45,937 Shane, get Mommy a pillow.