1 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,264 Previously on Weeds: 2 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:10,204 Please don't put me back in jail. 3 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:13,675 -I wanna know where Nancy Botwin is. -I can do that. 4 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,906 I wanna know how she knows this man. 5 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,051 When they met and who introduced them. 6 00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:20,219 Oh, shit. 7 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,547 Learned all you need? Wanna make a real run? 8 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:25,884 Let's go next door to the pet store. 9 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:29,990 We researched insurance policies on the municipal buildings. 10 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:33,563 -There are several discrepancies. -Adiós, buddy. 11 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,402 How'd it go at the track today? Catch a few winners? 12 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:38,571 No, not one? 13 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,933 Anything? Shocking. 14 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,678 -What did she say? -Kill me. 15 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,073 What do you want me to say? 16 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,544 That I wanna kill my mother? That I want her dead? 17 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:51,944 -I wish this would all go away? -Yeah. 18 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:54,780 We decided it would be best to pull the plug, though. 19 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,421 Let her rest in peace. 20 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:00,059 That's it. 21 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:01,854 She's still breathing. 22 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,427 Shane. 23 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:06,228 Get Mommy a pillow. 24 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:52,605 lsn't that a fire hazard? 25 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,302 It's on a dish. 26 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:55,913 What if there's an earthquake? 27 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,981 I think the odds are in your favor... 28 00:01:58,184 --> 00:02:00,618 ...that two houses you live in won't burn down. 29 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:02,515 Although your mother is a wild card. 30 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:06,419 Could we all settle down and honor the dead a little here? 31 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:07,650 Did she leave a will? 32 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,419 Yeah. Everything's mine. 33 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:13,759 Okay. Let's take off our shoes and sit... 34 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:17,494 ...and pay respect to a courageous woman... 35 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:20,366 ...who escaped the clutches of Adolf Hitler... 36 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:24,031 ...to live a long, productive life. 37 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:27,509 Only to be snuffed out by a hypo-allergenic pillow... 38 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,272 ...from Bed Bath & Beyond. 39 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:32,114 Sit. 40 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:52,397 Now what? 41 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:55,073 Now we remember. 42 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:56,967 Soon we'll eat. 43 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,407 And then we'll remember more. 44 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,641 How come we never did this for Dad? 45 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,578 Mommy was too sedated to think of it. 46 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:09,687 How long do we sit and remember and occasionally break for snacks? 47 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,015 Seven days. 48 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:12,848 You're kidding, right? 49 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:15,960 Shane, make sure the front door is left open. 50 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:18,323 During shiva, people usually come by. 51 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,091 They'll bring food and pay their respects. 52 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:25,101 How is it that all Jews aren't morbidly obese? 53 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,034 Everything revolves around food. 54 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:31,141 So sorry for your loss. 55 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:35,243 Bob Warden. Beachfront Realty. 56 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:46,585 This is from my mom. 57 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,088 That's so generous. 58 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:50,455 She owns a cheese store. 59 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:55,725 Rad, honey, take off your skatey, wheelie thingies. 60 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:00,062 What's up, dude? 61 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,707 Please get out of my house. 62 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,077 Hello. I'm Katie Thatcher. 63 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:11,978 I'm so sorry for your loss. 64 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,482 She was a lovely woman. 65 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,612 Shit. 66 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:17,050 Katie. 67 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,656 Bob. 68 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,854 Hi, kids. 69 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:27,963 What's going on, some sort of séance? They're bullshit but fun. 70 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:30,225 We're sitting shiva for Bubbie. 71 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,904 -Doug? -Andy said it'd be cool if I crashed. 72 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,836 -Who the fuck are you? -Doug Wilson. Who are you? 73 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:37,839 Lenny Botwin. I own the house. 74 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:39,978 I don't think it's cool if you crash. 75 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:42,841 I got the entire town of Majestic up in my grill, Nance. 76 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:45,643 I need somewhere to lay low. I could sleep in my minivan. 77 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:47,843 I just need a place to bust out my nug nugs. 78 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,988 Who are you to tell him he could stay here? 79 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:51,850 -He's my friend. -My mother died. 80 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:53,025 My grandmother died. 81 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,591 -Putz. -Asshole. 82 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,422 Humboldt Fog. Nice. 83 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:00,858 -So how did Grandma die? -Mom killed her. 84 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:07,598 You're grotesque. 85 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,367 The jackpot's up to $350 million. 86 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:12,510 So mind your own fucking business. 87 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:18,814 Quik Mart, up the street. 88 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:21,384 They're her holocaust numbers. 89 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:24,351 Hey, man. They're obviously lucky. She survived. 90 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:27,025 What the fuck is that? 91 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:33,729 Oh, yeah. 92 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:36,167 They're from a friend of mine. 93 00:05:58,057 --> 00:05:59,524 Three. Two. 94 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,125 One. 95 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:03,887 Attention, beloved mixed-marriage family. 96 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,860 Shiva is over. 97 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,530 And this house is now for sale. 98 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:12,000 Unless you're in a position to pay me a million and a half dollars... 99 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,697 ...I suggest you find alternate accommodations immediately. 100 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,170 Where are we gonna live? 101 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,039 Apparently that's of no concern to your loving grandfather. 102 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:22,840 This house should stay in the family. 103 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,074 For you, I'm gonna knock off a hundred grand. 104 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:27,184 I won't have to pay the commission. 105 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,049 -That's a good deal. -I wanna stay. I'm not leaving. 106 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,281 Fine. It'll add to the value of the house. 107 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:34,756 Three bedrooms, two baths and a little boy. 108 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,896 -I can sell it to a priest. -You could stay in my minivan. 109 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:40,827 -I gotta get my own place. -I said, I'm not leaving. 110 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:43,729 I heard you, Shane. I get it. I'll be back later. 111 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:45,801 -Another bed skirt? -Dust ruffle. 112 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:49,406 I just wanted to say, it's been an amazing experience... 113 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:51,975 ...to have been here with you for the last few days. 114 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:53,668 I mean, your mother-- 115 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,745 She seemed like an extraordinary woman. 116 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:59,384 Bob, I'm touched by your outpouring of emotion. 117 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,746 And I think Bubbie would've been too. Thank you. 118 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:04,980 But I'm gonna go with the hot chick who walked in here on Tuesday. 119 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:07,250 You're a piece of shit. 120 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:14,558 -Who's there? -Nancy. 121 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,960 We used to have a Nancy. She was a good worker. 122 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:21,265 But she stopped showing up and we gotta kill her. 123 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:24,136 Seven days cooped up with the family felt like death. 124 00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:26,311 Damn, if I had to sit home for seven days... 125 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:28,571 ...every time a family member dropped dead... 126 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,648 -...l'd never leave the fucking house. -Thanks for the flowers. 127 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:35,343 You're really not supposed to send flowers to a Jewish funeraI... Shiva. 128 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,648 Whatever. Still, very thoughtful. 129 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:41,224 I had to smother a guy with a pillow once too. 130 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:44,191 My arms got tired. You? 131 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:45,796 Not so much. 132 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:47,625 It was Tempur-Pedic. 133 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,358 Conformed to her face. 134 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:53,037 Tempur-Pedic. Gotta remember that. 135 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:56,334 -Am I going on a picnic? -Maybe. 136 00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:58,009 Depends on which one you pick. 137 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:01,339 -I choose one of these? -You know, like Deal or No Deal. 138 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:04,983 Except here you gotta choose. So it's more like Deal or Deal. 139 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:07,652 And there ain't those leggy chicas with suitcases... 140 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,378 ...you wanna fuck in the mouth. 141 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:15,718 Red or blue? But be careful. One of them is very dangerous. 142 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,864 Open it. 143 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:25,898 There's a gun in here. 144 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:27,663 And a juice box. 145 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:29,899 And $5000. 146 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,838 And another five after you come back. 147 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:33,909 What do I need a gun for? 148 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:37,378 You're going to the desert. They got rattlesnakes. 149 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:39,244 Maybe the Chupacabra. 150 00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:42,212 -This makes me nervous. -It's just a pickup. 151 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:45,151 You don't have to cross the border. You sit in your car... 152 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,848 ...and Mexico comes to you. 153 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,820 -I want 15. -You chose the red. 154 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,223 Red pays 10. 155 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:56,060 This is the same address. It's the same thing. 156 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,732 But no juice box. 157 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:05,910 So I figure we'll ask for 2 and settle for 1 .5. 158 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,637 I'm thinking we ask for 1 .2 and settle for a mil. 159 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:10,008 Oh, that's insane. 160 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,911 We're a block from the beach. 161 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,052 There's a charter school down the street. 162 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:15,914 There's not a schvartze in sight. 163 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:17,987 There's a recession. Banks aren't lending. 164 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,283 When banks aren't lending, people aren't buying. 165 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,620 What about the Chinese? They're loaded. 166 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:25,228 -They prefer Orange County. -Jesus Christ. 167 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,899 I got a million-one borrowed against this place. 168 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:31,763 lf you wanna sit on it for a couple of years, the market will bounce back. 169 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:34,166 Well, with all due respect, fuck you. 170 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:37,206 -I'm gonna go with Bob Warden. -He'll tell you the same thing. 171 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,742 And his tits won't get you an extra 50K at closing. 172 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,803 You wanna have dinner later? 173 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:43,606 I'll be in touch, Mr. Botwin. 174 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,445 That's a no? 175 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:49,921 The banks aren't lending. 176 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,919 How do they know how much this is worth? 177 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:54,058 They break it up into categories. 178 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,990 Yellow is drek, green is crap, blue is shit. 179 00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:59,255 -Here, come and help me. -With what? 180 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,492 -Treasure hunt. -Cool. 181 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,798 I found Nancy. 182 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:09,467 And she was with Guillermo. 183 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,809 They talked and he left. 184 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:16,379 And then she didn't leave the house the whole week. 185 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:19,278 It was weird. 186 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:21,009 There was this strange meeting. 187 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,745 I think she's more powerful than we think. 188 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,424 People came with food. 189 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:29,292 They took off their shoes. 190 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:30,723 See? 191 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,160 Look. That's Doug Wilson. 192 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,164 She's getting her crew back together. 193 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:39,503 So, what do you make of all of this? 194 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:43,471 I make that someone Jewish died and that you're no Diane Arbus. 195 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,043 This is new to me. Okay? 196 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:50,010 I mean, I am taking pictures with a plastic camera. 197 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,183 I'm trying. 198 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,376 Guillermo Garcia-Gomez. 199 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,647 I told you. I saw them together. 200 00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,290 He was driving her Prius. 201 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,019 What do we got? She's sitting shiva and he's environmentally sensitive? 202 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,823 Boffo work, Agent Hodes. 203 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,228 You miss wearing orange? 204 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,965 -No, I need more time. -Next up on-stage, Captain Roy Till. 205 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,697 Please. 206 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,304 Sing with me. 207 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,638 -What? -Sing with me. 208 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,246 And I'll give you more time. 209 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,479 Going once. 210 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,776 So, what do you guys think? 211 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,649 -Awesome. -Legendary. 212 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:05,619 I can't feel my left... 213 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,684 ...anything. 214 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,321 I have a son your age. 215 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,930 Handsome, lean, bright-eyed. 216 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,926 You suck dick, Silas? 217 00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,936 No, I don't, Mr. Wilson. 218 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,866 -Well, he does. -That's his choice, isn't it? 219 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:25,043 Nope, my fault. I made him gay. 220 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:27,777 My wife, gone, also my fault. Warts... 221 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,939 ...not gone. Technically my fault. 222 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:36,683 City of Majestic, broke. CPA license, revoked, I assume. Didn't check. 223 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:38,987 My life... 224 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,590 ...an abyss. 225 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:46,488 Can you use the downstairs toilet from now on, Mr. Wilson? 226 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:50,896 -Kick a man while he's down. -No, really, use the downstairs toilet. 227 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,968 You think you're better than me, Botwin... 228 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:55,003 ...because your van has no windows? 229 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,799 Doug. 230 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,502 That's a window. 231 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,114 Window to what, Andy? 232 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:06,114 Look at us. Purposeless, directionless, homeless. 233 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,945 Just less. 234 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,282 You suck dick, Silas? 235 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:16,587 -You asked me already, Mr. Wilson. -Oh, right, right. 236 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,696 You like the taste? 237 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,793 I hate to interrupt this think tank. Andy, I need you. 238 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,200 -I'm toasted. -There's no math involved. Come on. 239 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,972 Get up. 240 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,170 You suck dick, Silas? 241 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,974 What if there's no money? 242 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,049 There's money, believe me. 243 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,880 Bubbie was convinced the Nazis were gonna rise again. 244 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:46,285 So when she got too old to schtupp her way out of camp... 245 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,653 ...she started hoarding money for bribes. 246 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:51,056 -That's crazy. -It's not crazy at all. 247 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:54,061 Listen, genocide can happen again if we're not vigilant. 248 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:55,995 It must never happen again. 249 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,635 It has happened again. 250 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,065 -What? -Genocide. 251 00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,705 ln Rwanda, Cambodia, Bosnia. 252 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:05,601 No, no, to Jews. It must never happen again to Jews. 253 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,507 What do I give a shit about the other places? 254 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,182 Jackpot. 255 00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,043 Good old Jewish paranoia. 256 00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:15,620 The trick is making it work for you. 257 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,349 It's like 1 5 dimes in here. 258 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,922 How would Bubbie have gotten up there? 259 00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:24,925 Probably been up there for decades. 260 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,155 Well, this bill's from 2004. 261 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,733 So? She wasn't even bedridden until 2006. 262 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,598 Listen, she was a very spry woman in her day. 263 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,364 This one's from 200 7. 264 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:38,270 What, are you the money detective? Give me that. 265 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,341 I don't think that's Bubbie's money. I think it's my mom's. 266 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:47,881 Why would your mom have $ 1 5,000 in cash hidden in a hatbox? 267 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,384 What did she do? 268 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,458 She found it. 269 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,604 What are we supposed to be waiting for? 270 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,543 No idea. 271 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:23,148 -How will we know when it arrives? -We'll know. 272 00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:27,648 Podcast number 1 1, a visit-- 273 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,089 I saw someone following us. 274 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,359 -Nobody was following us. -I saw headlights. 275 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:37,535 Those were fireflies. 276 00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:39,601 -There's no fireflies. -Fucked up on weed. 277 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:40,931 It's good weed. 278 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,074 I'm so proud. 279 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:47,937 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck. 280 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:49,842 Goddamn it. 281 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,482 Oh, God. We're so out of here. 282 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,449 -Start the car. -Calm down. 283 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,645 What if it wasn't a lizard? 284 00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,723 What if it's a fucking alien? I'm all fucked up. Take me home. 285 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:02,894 -I can't. -Why didn't you bring more snacks? 286 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,562 Such a good idea bringing you. 287 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:07,129 -Calm the fuck down or I'll shoot you. -All right. 288 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,527 All right. 289 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,468 Lost my cool, bringing it back in. 290 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,934 Oh, God. Under control. 291 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,438 Under control. 292 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,769 Drug-smuggling bad ass. 293 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,675 Waiting for... 294 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,276 ...don't know what. 295 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,383 ln the middle of... 296 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,716 ...don't know where with a gun. Starting to freak out again. 297 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,719 -Andy. -I'm starting to freak out again. 298 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:40,026 Where did your mother get this money? 299 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,223 I told you. She found it. 300 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:43,458 You're lying. 301 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,694 -I'm not. -ls your mother a prostitute? 302 00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,930 -No. -She wears those dresses all the time. 303 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:52,907 And keeps odd hours and deals in cash. 304 00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:59,946 What happened to all the cheese? 305 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:08,185 -ls that her pimp? -My mom is not a prostitute. 306 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,385 She's definitely a criminal of some kind. 307 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,327 Did she rob a bank? 308 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,828 -No. -A Costco? 309 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,365 -No. -ls she a coke dealer? 310 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,228 No. 311 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,606 What happened to all the cheese? 312 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:33,675 Weed. 313 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,410 Your mother's a weed dealer. 314 00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,849 Give me back her money. 315 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,018 Are we gonna die tonight? 316 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,594 Probably not. 317 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,062 Still, we could. Let's say thoughtful things about each other. 318 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,074 You're a good person. 319 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,605 You've really stepped up for the kids. 320 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,281 You make me laugh. 321 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,410 I'm glad you're a part of the family. 322 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:08,948 I miss Yael. 323 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:13,449 Thank you, Andy. That's very sweet. 324 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,092 She might have been the one. 325 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,660 There is no one, Andy. We're all alone. 326 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,491 You saying Judah wasn't the one? 327 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,393 He died. 328 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,966 I'm still here. 329 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:27,664 Holy shit. 330 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,069 Oh, holy shit. 331 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:33,735 That can't be good. 332 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,472 Looks like the border patrol. 333 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,650 -The police or the army. -Oh, shit. 334 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,250 Shit. 335 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,250 What do we do now? What do we do? What do we do? 336 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,862 -Don't enjoy this. -Oh, no. 337 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,427 I know. 338 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,627 Get a room. We're-- We're moving on. 339 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,965 Honey, are we in Tijuana? 340 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,803 I told you to take a left. 341 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,603 Andy. 342 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,008 They like to be bribed. 343 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:11,614 It's a cultural thing. 344 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,375 -He won't take offense. -Shut it. 345 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,109 Kiss me again. 346 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,163 -What was that? -I don't know. 347 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,493 What was the wave? 348 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,747 Oh, God. Oh, God. 349 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,349 -ls that...? -Oh, yeah. 350 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,678 Shit. 351 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,855 That-- That's a lot of product. 352 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,426 Hey, I'm in a Prius. 353 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:01,265 These are police running drugs. 354 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,097 It's so corrupt. 355 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,396 We gotta move to Mexico. 356 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,074 It was eerie. 357 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,573 Mom lifted up the pillow... 358 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:16,373 ...and all of a sudden there was no noise. 359 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:20,915 It was just a body there. Not a person. 360 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:25,581 And I kept thinking, "I should be feeling something right now." 361 00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:29,183 But I didn't know her, you know? I didn't-- 362 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,557 I didn't know her, so I shouldn't feel bad about it. 363 00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:34,061 Right? 364 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,534 Check it out. Some asshole's van is getting towed. 365 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:40,902 What? 366 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,370 Fuck, fuck, fuck. My plants. 367 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,037 What is all this noise? 368 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,442 Our grow house just got towed. 369 00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:53,908 It's a whole operation. 370 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,980 Fuck my... 371 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,489 ...carbon footprint. 372 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,662 And I want my SUV back. 373 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,426 Wait, wait. 374 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,224 Where do I sit? 375 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,801 Right here... 376 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:24,506 ...on this cooler. I'll be back in 45 minutes. 377 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:28,081 You're gonna leave me in the middle of the desert? 378 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,254 -No, don't. -Yeah. 379 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,716 No, no. 380 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,287 Leave one of the bags here. 381 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,516 And then we'll come back and get it later. 382 00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,785 No way. It might not be here when we get back. 383 00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:39,793 I'm not telling Guillermo I lost $50,000 worth of his drugs. 384 00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,796 What am I gonna eat? What am I gonna drink? 385 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,162 It's 45 minutes. 386 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,267 I'm scared. 387 00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:53,137 Here. 388 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,539 Here. 389 00:21:58,216 --> 00:21:59,513 I'm still scared. 390 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,149 I get it now. 391 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,050 -You get what? -Why women tolerate you. 392 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,749 You kiss well. 393 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,060 Really? 394 00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:13,053 Really. 395 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:14,732 Better than Judah? 396 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,565 Stay right there. 397 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,574 Forty-five minutes. 398 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:38,980 My car was towed. I'm here to pick it up. 399 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,158 Make, model, color? 400 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,590 It's a van. Over there. 401 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:49,890 You know, you can't park on Ocean unless you have a sticker. 402 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,797 Good to know. 403 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,901 So how much? 404 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:58,304 lf you don't have a sticker, I'm supposed to call the cops. 405 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:02,011 You don't have to do that. Can't we work this out? 406 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,479 I drive my little brother's car pool to school every day. 407 00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:08,152 I... I need my van. 408 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:12,557 So where do the kids sit with all the pot in the back? 409 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,626 Look, man. What's it gonna take? 410 00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:24,629 Hey, Weiner. What's it gonna take? 411 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,394 About 4 ounces. 412 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,438 -Shit. -Great shit. 413 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:35,211 Seriously, kid. You got a gift. 414 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,210 Where are you going? 415 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,386 Paris. 416 00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:43,577 lf I can get to the club by tomorrow... 417 00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:46,257 ...there's a super satellite for the world poker tour. 418 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,050 You can't take Mom's money. 419 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,787 -It's my money. -No, it's not. It's Mom's. 420 00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:53,760 She's gonna be pissed if you take it. 421 00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:56,763 Well, you tell her to consider it first month's rent. 422 00:23:56,968 --> 00:24:01,064 Also, tell her I expect 10 grand, to be made by direct deposit... 423 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,140 ...on the first of every month to my poker stars account. 424 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:06,606 Here. I wrote this down. 425 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,505 -"Botwinbig"? -Yeah, my screen name. 426 00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:13,877 -That's all you need. -When are you coming back? 427 00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:16,349 The minute Not-Francie misses a payment. 428 00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:18,921 You tell her that too. 429 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,682 Uncle Andy was right. 430 00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:21,916 You're an asshole. 431 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,823 Oh, I'm an asshole and I'm a shit. 432 00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:27,790 But let me tell you something, shmendrick. 433 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:29,762 There's a lesson in this for you. 434 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,835 -You know what it is? -Yeah, you're an asshole. 435 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:34,266 Yeah, besides that. 436 00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:38,205 Sometimes life throws you unexpected surprises. 437 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:41,140 You go looking for something, you find something else. 438 00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:43,041 Your mother taking out my mother... 439 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:45,079 ...it's the best thing that ever happened. 440 00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:46,272 You know why? 441 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,783 Because Bubbie was my fucking cooler. 442 00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:52,215 I gotta get out of this place. I've been here too long. 443 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:53,982 You and your drug-dealing mommy? 444 00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:57,025 You can stay here and float me till the market comes back. 445 00:24:57,696 --> 00:25:00,221 Real estate always bounces back. 446 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:03,697 It's like Spaldings. You know what Spaldings are? 447 00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:06,863 Well, they bounce. 448 00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:08,699 Anyway, wish me luck. 449 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:11,034 Although, I don't think I'm gonna need it. 450 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:15,441 And let me give you some grandfatherly advice. 451 00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:17,581 Don't ever play poker. 452 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:19,807 You, with the: 453 00:25:20,218 --> 00:25:22,049 You're a giant tell. 454 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:23,744 All right, kid. 455 00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:25,183 Take care. 456 00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:42,696 It's Nancy. Leave me a message. 457 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,809 It's Nancy. Leave me a message. 458 00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:56,479 It's Nancy. Leave me a message. 459 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,033 Hi. How's it going? 460 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,539 What's up? Hi. 461 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,707 Hi. Hello. 462 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,536 Hi. Oh, hi. Hello. 463 00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:22,844 You guys heading towards... 464 00:26:23,348 --> 00:26:24,372 ...Ren Mar? 465 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:27,041 Davenport. lowa. 466 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:31,713 Close enough. 467 00:26:36,995 --> 00:26:38,553 The Tijuana Police? 468 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:39,889 Shocking, ain't it? 469 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:42,090 You couldn't lend me a bigger car? 470 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,393 I drove with a duffel of marijuana in my seat. 471 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,367 -What if l'd been pulled over? -Take it down a peg, chiquita. 472 00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:48,937 You're here. It's all good. 473 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:50,266 Yeah, another test. 474 00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:51,464 Life is a test. 475 00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:55,237 Oh, enough philosopher-king bullshit. Money, please. 476 00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:01,409 -What is this? -It's a promotion. 477 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,951 Another run? 478 00:27:03,154 --> 00:27:04,416 Those won't start a car. 479 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,851 What will they start? 480 00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:08,855 Meet me this afternoon by the border at the outlet mall. 481 00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:11,856 Clocking out, boss. 482 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:15,725 Who is this bitch? 483 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,997 We caught her outside listening. 484 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:21,331 She had a camera. Lady was taking pictures.