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[resynced by stone]
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Weeds
Season04 Episode05
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Now, that's a real gun
pressed against your head.
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Real bullets inside it.
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Look at me.
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Now, you look way outside
your world right now,
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but you need to tell your brain
to tell your mouth to tell me
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what you were doing outside
my warehouse with this thing.
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- what's your name?
- Guillermo.
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But that's my name.
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How you know my name, huh?
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How she know my name?
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I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
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How you fucking know my name?
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She's with me.
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Oh, is that right? What's her name?
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It's celia.
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He wasn't talking to you.
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She's my backup.
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Fucking bitch was supposed
to stay in the car!
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Why am i hearing about this now?
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I don't know.
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Why didn't you tell me about
not putting drugs in my car
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or lento the criminal
or the tijuana police?
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Isn't that how it works around here
-- nobody tells anybody anything?
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Why she taking pictures?
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I don't know. That's a very
good question. Give me that.
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Why are you taking pictures?
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why are you taking pictures?
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I-I was scrapbooking?
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Damn!
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Nobody hits my fucking
crew. That's my job!
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Hey, that gun's loaded, blanca.
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You hear that, fucko? Gun's loaded.
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Back off, man. Back away.
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Celia, get in the fucking prius.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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She fucked up. It's on me.
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Oh, you damn right it's on you.
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I'll take care of it. Get
in the goddamn car now!
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Give me the tooth.
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Open the gate, please.
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- This is some sloppy shit.
- Agreed.
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You make this go away, okay?
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We got a date tonight.
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- It's done.
- Don't forget.
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Andy: Always thought
the border would be flat.
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Total popular misconception.
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It's quite the workout.
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Calves feeling the burn.
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- Neck feeling the burn.
- Esperen.
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All right.
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Are those pepitas? I love pepitas.
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Thanks. gracias.
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Looks real, right?
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Oh, well, sure. Much, much smaller.
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Pigs can get huge.
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They had them on a commune
that I crashed at for a while.
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There was this girl, and there was this
charismatic leader guy who slept with the girl.
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I could make one of you
with the hair and everything.
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How much would you pay for that?
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A marzipan portrait. Okay. Marzipandy.
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Yeah, at least $10.
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Hey slut............
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I want to ............
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then drag............
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Leave it............
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Send the..........
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Did you just say that you
missed your mother? Come here.
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Ivamos, r*pido! Ivamos, piruja!
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Oh, yeah!
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Anyone.........
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they die.
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- Yeah?
- Pay your fare, gabacho.
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Oh, right. Okay. Let's see. Here we go.
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- $6?
- That's like 6,000 pesos.
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Oh, no, no. Not my
"fall guy" belt buckle.
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This is a limited edition. Very nice.
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- Irapido!
- Yeah, yeah. Here you go. That's one of a hundred.
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- Get in. Get in.
- Okay.
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Hello, phone caller. This
is andrew. Andrew botwin.
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It pains me we couldn't make
this instant human connection.
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Leave a message, and while you
do it, imagine me listening to it,
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where I might be at the
time, what I might be wearing.
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Andy, this is me.
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Got a little delayed.
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I'm on my way now.
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I'm thinking you probably don't
have cell reception where you are,
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so you probably won't hear this before I
reach you, but it's making me feel better,
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and it's preventing me from
killing celia at the moment.
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Oh, yes. I forgot to open with that.
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Celia hodes is sitting next to me in
the car, all the way from agrestic.
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How did she get here? I don't know.
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But when I hear the unbelievably stupid
reason that comes out of her mouth,
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I'm gonna fucking kill her!
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So there may be a dead body in the car
when I get there. That's just a heads-up.
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I'll be there soon.
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Oh, and your outgoing message
is creepy. Please change it.
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I want my tooth back.
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You don't get your tooth back.
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I keep your tooth.
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I drill a tiny hole in it
and wear it around my neck.
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I become your god.
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I can explain.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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Explain. Explain.
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What are you doing with that?
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Closets don't get towed.
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Just need a little ventilation.
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Mom doesn't want those in the house.
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Mom isn't gonna find out.
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Doors stay locked, lenny's
gone, and no one talks.
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Hey, dude. What's going on?
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Teenage rebellion.
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Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm eating cereal.
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I mean why are you here
in our house, mr. Wilson?
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Where's your family?
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My family left me, buddy.
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My life's a toilet.
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These cornflakes, they're old.
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My asshole is on fire.
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I hate myself.
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You happy now?
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Check this out.
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What is it?
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It's honey.
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That could have lead in it, or asbestos.
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You're a fucking downer.
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Honey flakes.
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Don't you wish you had some?
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Inquisitor, ruiner of days,
child of the apocalypse.
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bees. Wait. Bees bad.
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Swarm! It's a swarm!
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And they put a fucking
fire hose through my car
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and shoved me on a cot and then
they pulled me from the rec center,
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threw me into an interrogation
room, and you left me there.
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All right, granted, you weren't there, but
your people were there, and they lied for you.
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And they put me in
jail, where I was abused!
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And this man gave me a chance.
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He is giving both of us a chance here.
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All he wants is for us to help
him get that guillermo person.
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Get out of the car.
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I need a second to take all of this in.
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Oh, my god.
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You put a fucking gun in my
mouth and you need a moment alone.
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Okay, be a bigger person, celia.
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Imagine me listening to it, where I might
be at the time, what I might be wearing.
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Let that guide you.
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Andy... It's me.
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Uh, I'm back in the desert.
Your cooler's here. You're not.
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I'm sorry I got here
late. It wasn't my fault.
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Actually, it probably was my fault.
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In a grand sense,
everything is my fault.
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It's all my fault. Please call.
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Oh, this isn't happening!
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Nancy? Nancy?
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Nance?
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We're gonna figure this out.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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I forgive you.
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I know this is overwhelming.
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I know that you didn't
mean to leave me in prison.
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Y-- you hit that...
window-button thing by accident.
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Nancy. Nancy!
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Nancy!
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Do you believe in reincarnation?
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I don't know! I don't know!
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I do. You've proven it to
me. You want to know how?
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Yes! Yes!
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You've made me a believer because there
is nothing I have done in this life
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to accumulate the massive dose of fucked-up
karma you have brought my way, celia!
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So now it's all making sense!
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Being tested for something I did to you
in a previous life because in this life,
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where I've repeatedly allowed
you to fuck me over a fence!
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Whatever I do, you keep coming back.
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So...
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I accept your forgiveness
for my previous crimes,
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and I want to thank you for bringing
me to a more enlightened state of being.
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Please don't step on the gas again.
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And now, if you so choose, you can
get back in the car, sit silently,
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let me try to figure out how to save
our asses on the way to the mall.
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Would you like that?
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Davenport, iowa.
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Never been there.
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Heard it's cold in the
winter. You bring a parka?
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Big boats. Ocean.
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fishermen.
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dorado, marlin, shark.
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In davenport?
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I'm fairly sure iowa's landlocked.
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Tuna, uh... mahimahi. Big.
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Yeah, well, I, uh...
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Nance, hey. Where the hell are you?
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Outlet mall with celia?
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guess where I am. In a pudding truck.
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I'll tell you about it later.
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Um, you're breaking up.
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You're breaking up!
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Sorry. Okay, there. Got it. Oh, good.
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How much is the bus to san francisco?
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From san diego?
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$83 is 1,500 lempira.
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Oh, lempira? You're honduran?
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S? Yoro.
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Yoro? I love yoro.
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- I went to the festival
de la -- - lluvia de peces.
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Yeah!
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- It actually rains fish!
- It actually rains fish!
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It cost me 16,000 to get here from yoro.
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Coyote said it was
only going to be 10,000.
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He ke-- he keeps
raising the price.
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That's not fair. I mean, a verbal
contract is still a contract.
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One old lady was too slow.
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He left her to die.
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He charged us for water.
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He broke that guy's
arm, stole his necklace.
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We're cargo.
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We're... pudding.
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No man is pudding.
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Uh, mr. Wilson, we could
use your help out here.
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Doug: Yeah, I got some problems in here.
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What's the matter?
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Very allergic to bees.
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Face very swollen.
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It's not worth it.
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Hey, I got customers.
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- I'll cut you in.
- 50%.
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- 5%.
- 15%.
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- And I'm the sprayer.
- Fine.
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On three.
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One... two... three.
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- So, captain roy till -- -
you promised you wouldn't talk.
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Stay right here where I can see you.
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Can you ask that guillermo when
I can get pam's car back?'Cause --
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try not to look homeless.
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How's the day?
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I've had worse.
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Uh, I had a long talk with my...
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- associate.
- Associate?
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Damn. You already keep
too many secrets from me...
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tortillera. Lesbiana.
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That's your girl outside, isn't it?
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Celia?
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Chewie took that
camera over to rite aid.
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Must have thought you
were fucking around on her.
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Following you everywhere.
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yeah. She has trust issues.
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Man, I've seen bitches like her.
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Crazy stalker bitches.
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Got her on a leash now.
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Um, this is yours.
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So, this is the front room.
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Window displays.
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Back here, you got two dressing
rooms so the ladies have some privacy.
258
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This is the back room.
259
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There's a bathroom, file cabinets.
260
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We'll get you a safe in
there before you open.
261
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,470
So this is a front --
where you launder money.
262
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,900
It's a maternity store.
263
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We sell comfort and
fashion to pregnant women.
264
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,650
What am I not getting?
265
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This is your new job.
266
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,790
You work here. We're making you manager.
267
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,960
How am I gonna make runs
if I'm running a store?
268
00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:54,280
You don'T.
269
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:56,350
We need your face here.
270
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,190
Uh, I don't want to work retail.
271
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I want to traffic.
272
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I got a family to support.
273
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:05,580
I put them through hell. I owe them.
274
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,790
I-I've got to make
a killing, all right?
275
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,600
So write it down.
276
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:17,640
Write down how much you
want to make this year.
277
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- Just write it?
- Yep.
278
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Ask for more.
279
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,330
Really?
280
00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:41,720
I got to take it to the man above.
281
00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:44,580
I only take it once.
282
00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:57,080
No runs, no dealing, no more drugs.
283
00:16:57,090 --> 00:17:00,210
You got to be clean, professional.
284
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Hire a staff --
people you can trust.
285
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That's very important.
286
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,780
I need this place up
and running in a week.
287
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"Blanca."
288
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:13,930
Uh, I'm extremely, wildly confused.
289
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:18,030
You're gonna give me all that money to
manage the san ysidro maternity world?
290
00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:20,570
I am.But
your --
291
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your gap-toothed girlfriend out
there, she makes minimum wage.
292
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,470
Hey slut.
293
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,090
It's time for you to suck...
294
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my dick.
295
00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:48,320
- Mira, cabrona.
- Whoa, hombre! Not cool!
296
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,550
vas a hacer, cabrón?
297
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,340
Shit. That's not a clean knife.
298
00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:59,520
Okay, yeah. It's a gun, all right.
299
00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,990
Let's all just mellow out.
300
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:05,260
Oh, my god! I shot you!
301
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:08,570
Oh, my god! I shot you in the knee!
302
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:12,030
I didn't know that I could shoot
someone in the knee. That's so random.
303
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,310
And yet brutal and
life-changing. I'm sorry, man.
304
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,790
Get the $6 that he took from me.
305
00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:19,760
It's just you were coming at
me and you're such an asshole!
306
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:22,680
- Davenport, iowa?
- Yeah, yeah. Davenport.
307
00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:24,350
Yeah, we're gonna get
you there. And marzipan.
308
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:27,420
- You're both coming with me.
- Vente, v*monos.
309
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:32,290
Who's the fall guy now, coyote ugly?
310
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:36,180
I just said that. Did you guys
hear that? I totally said that.
311
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:02,450
So...
312
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We've had a trying couple of weeks.
313
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,830
We lost our homes. A bubbie.
314
00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:16,140
But we have this food...
315
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:21,350
and this lovely roof over our heads,
recent bee infestation excluded,
316
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:27,690
which my father-in-law has offered
up at a ridiculously inflated price.
317
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:33,820
I've had a particularly
challenging last 24 hours. But...
318
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:40,570
But in the drive-through at
popeyes, I found myself saying,
319
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:46,050
"family combo, please," and
it was a moment of clarity.
320
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:51,720
What I mean to say is, I was thinking
of you today -- of all of you.
321
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:59,220
Andy, I think in the past, I've dismissed you as
being the kind of guy you couldn't really count on.
322
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,360
And I was wrong.
323
00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:02,390
You've been a rock for this family.
324
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,110
We need you.
325
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,030
Andy's friends, I'd like to
welcome you to our country.
326
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,040
I hope you get to stay.
327
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:12,950
Keep a low profile. Blend.
328
00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:19,280
Shane, I've been unavailable
to you, and that's rotten.
329
00:20:19,290 --> 00:20:22,320
I will be more present.
330
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:28,120
Silas, you've taken on more responsibility in
a time of upheaval, and it's been admirable.
331
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:30,900
We still need to talk about the G.E.D.
332
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:36,290
Doug, I'm sorry you and
dana are having problems,
333
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:42,240
but you need to find a place of your own to
live, and you need to seek medical attention.
334
00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:48,770
And, finally, maybe, um... possibly...
335
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,570
I think I owe an apology to
the woman sitting to my right.
336
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:57,220
I left her holding a very big bag.
337
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,990
It was not my finest hour.
338
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,150
I'm sorry, celia.
339
00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:02,500
All of us are sorry!
340
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:04,000
- Sorry, celia.
- Sorry, ms. Hodes.
341
00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:06,070
- Lo siento.
- Lo siento.
342
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:10,780
So, she's going to be staying with us.
343
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,830
We will treat her as family.
344
00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:15,650
You can sleep in my room tonight, celia.
345
00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:19,400
Not in the bed. There's a nice couch.
346
00:21:20,970 --> 00:21:23,330
So now, with that,
347
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:27,660
let us enjoy the wonderful dessert
348
00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:30,750
our new friend, reyna, has provided.
349
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,190
- Pigs.
- Pigs.
350
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,830
Cheers.
351
00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:39,030
What about till?
352
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:50,760
* Every time I try to tell
you how I feel in my heart *
353
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:58,760
* my nerve begins to unravel
and the words fall apart *
354
00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:06,950
* let my love light shine
from the prism of my eyes *
355
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,800
captain till.
356
00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:10,620
The widow scottson.
357
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,270
Or is it botwin?
358
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:16,160
You need to back off -- off
of celia. Off permanently.
359
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:17,950
And why would I do that?
360
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:21,010
Because you have a kind heart.
361
00:22:22,630 --> 00:22:25,080
That's a good one. I like that.
362
00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:27,440
"Kind heart."
363
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:30,310
Okay, sure. Why the hell not?
364
00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:37,040
You cop for the grow house, deliver me
guillermo garcia gomez, the councilwoman walks.
365
00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:38,370
I got a better deal for you.
366
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:40,960
You can give me three
more inches on my dick?
367
00:22:40,970 --> 00:22:44,630
You can listen and
pretend to be a gentleman.
368
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,790
I can play pretend.
369
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:51,610
You let me buy you a round,
you enjoy drinking it,
370
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:56,850
you remember that the grow house burned down
in the fire and you have no physical evidence,
371
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,380
you forget celia, you forget me, you
finish your drink, and you go home.
372
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,740
Gomez.
373
00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:05,250
- Guillermo garcia gomez.
- I don't know any gomez.
374
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,210
- If I did once, I don't anymore.
- Not what I hear.
375
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:13,420
In fact...I'd say other than celia,
376
00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:17,500
the one person you and I have in
common that I do know is peter scottson,
377
00:23:17,510 --> 00:23:20,780
and I knew him very well.
378
00:23:22,190 --> 00:23:23,790
Old fucking news.
379
00:23:23,810 --> 00:23:26,040
Not that old.
380
00:23:26,270 --> 00:23:29,580
We did a good job burying pete.
381
00:23:29,590 --> 00:23:32,080
Did you?
382
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,480
You look angry.
383
00:23:38,490 --> 00:23:42,210
Captain till, I didn't
come here to make you angry.
384
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,830
I came here to thank you.
385
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,460
You backed me into a corner,
and it worked. I got out.
386
00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:49,730
Should have done it a long time ago.
387
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:52,230
I never made a lot of money at it.
388
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:57,160
The few times I did, I got
greedy, found a way to lose it.
389
00:23:57,170 --> 00:24:01,190
Got in with the wrong
people, endangered my family.
390
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,290
I was a bad drug dealer. I know it now.
391
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:04,790
I'm trying something new.
392
00:24:04,830 --> 00:24:06,600
Let me guess.
393
00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:09,100
Feeding the homeless?
394
00:24:09,110 --> 00:24:12,160
Nursing aids babies?
395
00:24:12,170 --> 00:24:15,210
Still too selfish for that.
396
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,330
No, captain till.
397
00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:23,220
I got what the world would
call a normal, boring job.
398
00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:26,710
I wake up in the morning, get dressed,
399
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,690
drive myself to work, put on a name tag,
400
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:33,940
take my brain out of my skull,
and place it in a drawer.
401
00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:36,950
I spend the next nine
hours smiling at people,
402
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,220
pretending to be interested
in their happiness,
403
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:45,660
tolerating the company of my
co-workers, staring at the clock.
404
00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:51,940
At the end of the day, I take my name tag
off, open the drawer, reach for my brain,
405
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:57,330
plop it back inside, walk to the
employee parking lot, drive myself home.
406
00:24:57,850 --> 00:25:02,430
And it's really, really, really boring.
407
00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:11,600
It looks like I'm gonna be
doing it for a long, long time.
408
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,200
Jesus!
409
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,870
Iabre!
410
00:26:02,350 --> 00:26:04,690
No more........
411
00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:10,450
Boxes.....
412
00:26:10,930 --> 00:26:12,980
And you.......
413
00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,870
Not ........
414
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,500
We're good.
415
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:28,500
What the "f"?
416
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,760
Very good.......
417
00:26:34,930 --> 00:26:37,410
Help him...........
418
00:26:40,410 --> 00:26:41,780
Ready!
419
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,790
Boss!
420
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,930
We're open.......
421
00:27:16,090 --> 00:27:24,320
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422
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Season04 Episode05