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Previously on "Weeds"
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We're gonna be doing some
remodeling around here.
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We could save money if we
didn't use a contractor.
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- I could do it.
- You're hired.
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I turn 18 in a few weeks.
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I'm not waiting.
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We should be coyotes.
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That guy who brought over Davenport
and Marzipan was such an asshole.
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Why can't you buy your drugs in
the U.S. like a normal person?
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I have no health insurance,
no money, and an arrest record.
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- Xanax?
- Yes!
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I want some.
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How about I sell you 300
pounds at 25 bucks a gram?
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Fuck you. That's more
than street value.
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You don't like it,
do something else.
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I need to habla
with Esteban.
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"We are here to inaugurate
this mobile medical unit."
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I want a piece of the
next weed shipment.
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You work for Guillermo.
There's a chain of command.
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But he said no.
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I came to you first.
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Thanks!
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Edit: VeRdiKT [subscene.com]
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Weeds S04E08:
I Am The Table
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Hola. Boss says
time to start.
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Boss?
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Bubblicious or
rhythm field?
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I like bubblicious, but it's on back order,
and rhythm field fell off a truck,
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so there may
not be enough.
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What happened to the solid subway
tile field with hex tiles on the floor?
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I want to give you options.
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You're the contractor,
not the designer.
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I can't express my opinion?
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Why don't we discuss
this after school?
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Surf dicks and gym
class. Can't wait.
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It's your first day.
Give it a chance.
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A chance for what?
More emotional scarring?
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I don't see why I have to go
to school if Silas doesn't.
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You're our one
shot at legitimacy.
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No, I'm not. I'm very
corrupt. I'm a contractor.
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Shane... stop it. You're
gonna go to school,
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and then you're gonna grow up and become a
doctor or a lawyer or a business executive.
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That's my copper pipe.
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You're late. I hope
you have a good excuse.
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Is your mother home?
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I'm the guy you
need to deal with.
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Shane, you need to call
off your worker bees.
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Cesar. Good morning.
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How do you know
my pipe guy?
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You want to choose tile?
Fine. But I hire the subs, mom.
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Shane. Not your pipe guy.
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He would like to see you.
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I have to take my kid to
school, and then I have work,
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so maybe later on
this afternoon?
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No? All right.
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Great. I'm being dropped off
in a limo with Mexican plates.
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So much for flying
under the radar.
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I'm so dead.
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New school.
First-day jitters.
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Sometimes you eat the bear.
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Sometimes the bear eats you.
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Yeah, I'll remember that when they're
wrapping the tetherball cord around my neck.
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Some people are victims because
they allow themselves to be.
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That's right, Shane.
So don't allow it.
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Eat the bear.
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Here's $10 for lunch in case
you're still hungry after.
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Can't I do drug things
with you guys?
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He's going to get
his ass kicked.
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He's used to it.
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Mom. Mom!
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Motherfucker!
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Sorry, baby.
Jail reflex.
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You've got to take
me to school.
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Isn't there, like,
a bus or something?
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For some reason, the cordial suites
la jolla isn't on their route.
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Just drop me on
your way to work.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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And you've got to change and shower,
and you need to give me $10 for lunch
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and you have to fill
out the enrollment forms.
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Hand mommy her pills.
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How about a breakfast bar?
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- Maybe I'll walk.
- Good girl.
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Absolutely. Absolutely.
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Garza, slow down,
slow down.
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Plenty of matzo
to go around.
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This is what my people ate as we
wandered the desert for 40 years--
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at least in the beginning.
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Then we switched to manna,
which fell from the sky.
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Doesn't really happen anymore.
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I'm thinking it's either
global warming or God is dead.
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I haven't committed either way yet.
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So, thoughts?
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40 years?
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Moses... wasn't half
the coyote I am.
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Okay, everybody check
their supply bag.
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You should all have breath
mints, a portable fan,
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and a copy of "padre rico,
padre pobre."
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If anyone's illiterate,
I have a few copies on tape.
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That's a nice tree, huh? Looks
like someone had a fiesta here.
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Is violar mata.
Rape tree.
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These are from girls who have
been under this tree with evil men.
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Yikes. Uh, okay.
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Everyone, let's move over there where
the scenery's a little less... rapey.
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Do you guys sell sandwiches?
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No. Sorry.
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People just don't get it. We're a
gourmet shop, not a sandwich shop.
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What about gourmet sandwiches?
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I mean, you got your bread, your
meat, every spread on the planet--
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just slap them all together,
take out your big knife--
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stab you with it?
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Shouldn't you be in school?
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Is money not the goal
of this operation?
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Big divorce settlement,
huh? Trust fund?
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Money is very much the
goal of this operation.
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I got screwed in the divorce
settlement, and, no...
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There is no trust fund.
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You might want to think
about making some sandwiches.
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You are forbidden to say the
word "sandwich" in my presence.
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Fine.
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Or "sammich". Or "sammy".
It's all unacceptable.
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If you're so into gourmet,
why are you smoking this?
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- It's like the cheez whiz of pot.
- You're some big expert?
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That's a bad blend.
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It was harvested probably
a year ago and too soon.
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It's dried out.
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It's full of enough mold
to cure strep.
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I'm thinking you bought it
off one of Rad's friends.
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How do you know so
much about weed?
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Same way you know so much
about cheese. It's my business.
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I am fucking a
teenage drug dealer?
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Grower.
Small scale.
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Soon-to-be dealer.
And we make love.
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Oh, do we?
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What's the greatest cheese ever?
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But are we talking
sheep, goat--
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Yeah. That cheese.
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This is better.
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Oh, my God!
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I've been smoking cheez whiz.
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Entonces, Guillermo.
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Last week, Nancy received
a portion of your shipment.
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- ¿Verdad?
- Si?
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I instructed you to give her
that portion, and you did.
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Si?
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You gave her that portion,
and then, from what I hear,
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you announced that you would kill "the
marimacha bitch in front of her children."
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But I didn't instruct
you to do that, did I?
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No, I did not.
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Now, Guillermo, you know I
don't like to micromanage.
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I work with people who do their
jobs well, and I leave them to do it.
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However, slaughtering a
co-worker, in front of witnesses,
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no less, has to be cleared
with upper management.
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And your request is denied.
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Julio's just doesn't travel well.
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You know, in the restaurant,
this is delicious.
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Entonces, Guillermo, nothing bad
is gonna happen to Nancy, right?
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Course not.
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I am glad to hear that.
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I will increase your
commission for shipments.
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You should live to
enjoy your money.
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- Gracias!
- Good.
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Everyone's friends again.
You may go.
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Unh-unh, not you. You stay.
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What's a marimacha?
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Oh, that's an offensive
term for a lesbian woman.
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You hungry?
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Well, it smells great, but you
just said it didn't travel well.
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No, we'll go to
the source.
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Someone make that noise stop!
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Señora, that is three
times today.
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You're allowing criminals
into our business.
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Where's Nancy?
I'm lonely.
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You're back there with your
gun and your puzzles, movies--
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I've just got the donkey that plays
"pop goes the weasel" 40 million time--
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I don't feel good.
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Señora!
Despierte!
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Señora. Oye!
Breathe in.
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Oh, Ignacio! Okay.
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Not here, though.
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Que? No, no. Lev*ntate.
Up. Come on.
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What happened?
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You take too many drugs.
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You need to keep better care
of this store. Of yourself.
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What did you
just give me?
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Stay awake.
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Now your own store. Si?
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I'm on it.
The store is me.
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I'm tingly.
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Fucking American.
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Okay, mama. Let's get
you dressed.
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Any action?
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Nah. I think the word's out this
is a pretty tough point to cross.
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We're doing good
work here, Wilson.
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Fuck, yeah.
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No immigrants storming through to steal fruit-picking
jobs from hardworking Americans on my watch, my friend.
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My retarded cousin, Tom,
used to be a janitor. No more.
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Mexican took his job.
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After he got caught trying
to fuck a mop, but still.
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Shocking. That's
just shocking.
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You know that woman I showed
you on my phone the other night?
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Freaky steroid chick?
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She left me.
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- Is that good or bad?
- She was my masterpiece.
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Six months of injections-- I took
her from 130 to 215 with a BMI of 18.6
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She was two weeks away
from an Adam's Apple.
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There'll be others.
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Not like hope.
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Sometimes, after making
love... she'd dead-lift me.
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Now, that's one of a kind.
Anyway.
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This is Desert Eagle,
heading back to H.Q.
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Here we go.
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I will lead you now. You
shall be a free people!
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Good idea. No time
to waste. Yep!
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Lady Liberty beckons.
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This is big and tall,
checkpoint five.
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Not a bean on the tortilla.
I repeat, not a bean on the tortilla.
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All clear. No spic,
just span. Over.
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Davenport.
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Aqu?
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Ihola! Welcome to America!
Happy days.
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Have you seen this girl?
Anybody?
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Ah, nice to have you here.
Have you seen her? María?
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¿Si? ¿No?
María? Nothing?
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We did it, man.
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- We sure did.
- We did.
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Okay, you're a...
[missing lines]
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You've got...
[missing lines]
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Let's go!
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What do we do
with them now?
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No idea.
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So you are
not a lesbian.
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Um, around Guillermo, I am.
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Made it easier
to be friends--
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when we were friends, before he wanted
to kill me in front of my children.
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Oh, don't worry. It is fixed.
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Don Esteban!
Don Esteban!
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See? I gave blood.
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You are a good man, Julio.
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Oh, you don't need a menu.
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You order what you like.
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Julio will make it, and
if he can't, he'll find it.
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- Order anything.
- Elk.
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Si?
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Wait, wait. I'm kidding.
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Um, make the best
thing that you make.
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Look at you and your sway.
249
00:14:57,450 --> 00:15:00,160
Yes. It's like you're
out with the mayor.
250
00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:02,740
Much like that.
251
00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:08,230
I have to pee.
252
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:54,660
Holy shit.
253
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:57,550
Run and call for help.
254
00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:05,140
Take care of everybody.
255
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:07,340
Our food might
take a little while.
256
00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:08,460
You need to go.
257
00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,010
It's ok. I'm ok.
258
00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:11,900
The ambulance...
[missing lines]
259
00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:13,410
I know. I know.
260
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,030
Help Julio clean up.
261
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,410
Julio. I will...
[missing lines]
262
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I strongly...
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263
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,650
I'm going to stay. And...
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264
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:24,850
Esteban. Please!
265
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Take care of the...
[missing lines]
266
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Everyone...
267
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Everything will...
[missing lines]
268
00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:42,080
Do you have any neosporin?
269
00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:44,190
Neosporin?
270
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,700
Twizzlers.
Some tampons.
271
00:16:47,710 --> 00:16:49,870
I might have a tide stick.
272
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,290
Sit. Sit down.
273
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,110
I'm thinking we should
go out for Chinese.
274
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,700
- Sit.
- Sit.
275
00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:04,100
You never sipped from your beer
after you toasted the crowd.
276
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,250
That's very bad luck.
277
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:07,910
I don't like to drink from the bottle.
278
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,880
All right.
279
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:20,900
But clearly, that's not your issue.
280
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,980
Not my issue.
281
00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:26,820
But then, I have trouble breathing after I've
been shot at, which, clearly, you don't, so...
282
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:29,850
I guess we all have our things.
283
00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:33,470
Another school.
Another first day.
284
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Another sweaty glass of social stigma.
285
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:37,910
We're interesting and
worthwhile people, Isabel.
286
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:42,570
Yeah. Well, if only life were a Judd
Apatow movie where geeks ruled the world.
287
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:47,320
But it's not, so let's
just suck it up. Chip?
288
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,840
No, thanks.
289
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,830
Hey, who's the king
of the school?
290
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:55,400
The most popular, most athletic,
most often-laid guy here?
291
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,850
I guess it's Dan.
292
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:59,610
Everyone wants to be
friends with Dan.
293
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,870
- I'm Shane.
- I'm Dan.
294
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,740
Don't fuck with me.
295
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:24,470
Medium, large, large,
small, petite...
296
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petite maternity.
297
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:29,650
Excuse me. Sorry.
298
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,020
Do you have this in blue?
299
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,240
Nice choice!
300
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:38,960
I will ring you up
over here $42.99...
301
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,530
Please. Do you want it in a box?
302
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:42,230
In a bag? In a
box in a bag?
303
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,370
I actually just
want it in blue.
304
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:47,020
Well, why didn't you say so?
305
00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:49,740
Oh, I'm sorry. I've
already checked the racks.
306
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,710
Can you just check in
the back for me, please?
307
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,830
Good idea.
308
00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:55,970
The drill...
309
00:18:58,110 --> 00:19:00,390
Soccer shoe. Soccer shoe.
310
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:01,970
The preggies keep coming.
311
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:04,340
We call it fútbol.
312
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,670
Igol!
313
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:10,070
Kill...
314
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:15,370
- So?
- So, what?
315
00:19:16,130 --> 00:19:19,360
- Do you have it in blue?
- Just get it in green.
316
00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:23,290
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
317
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:29,270
Green is the color of
spring who's next? Let's go!
318
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:34,010
You think maybe they want to
close up? We've been here a while.
319
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,970
When I finish my coffee, we'll go.
320
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:39,720
Who was trying to kill you?
321
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,510
Maybe the Mzo.
322
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,440
Maybe the Mexicate.
323
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,350
And let me guess.
You're the hot sauce.
324
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,750
I am the table.
325
00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:00,500
How often do
people shoot at you?
326
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:01,980
They mostly shoot
at each other.
327
00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:03,460
And the occasional bystander?
328
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,730
I cannot control the streets.
329
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:09,090
Streets that provide the
latest in mobile healthcare.
330
00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:14,060
My success in business allows
me to give back to the community.
331
00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:16,910
Take a little blood,
give a little blood.
332
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:18,620
You question my motives?
333
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:22,250
Soothing your conscience
at the expense of others.
334
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,520
You question my motives.
335
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:27,350
You're bleeding
again. It's your...
336
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,190
No, no. I'm okay.
I'm okay.
337
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:45,030
Maybe if you put it under your pillow you
can get a dollar from the shrapnel fairy.
338
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:49,250
Well, it's part of the job.
339
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:53,880
If people see you're afraid,
they do not vote for you.
340
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:56,130
- Nothing scares you?
- Nothing.
341
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:59,030
That's a lie. You're afraid
of dirty beer bottles.
342
00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:02,560
I'm not afraid.
I just don't like them.
343
00:21:02,570 --> 00:21:05,100
- Snakes?
- Fine with snakes.
344
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:07,340
- Failure?
- Not a problem.
345
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,580
Heights.
346
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:13,350
Are you afraid of heights?
347
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,820
Yeah.
348
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:24,010
What are you afraid of?
349
00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:31,190
- Calm.
- Before the storm?
350
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:34,180
The storm I can weather.
351
00:21:41,390 --> 00:21:44,040
Come with me.
352
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:54,060
Okay. Adiós, adiós. Adiós!
353
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,430
You sure you're gonna be okay?
354
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:07,820
Lake Davenport, Florida.
355
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,930
Big fish. Lobster boy.
Jeb bush.
356
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,480
We'll miss you.
357
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,540
Hasta luego.
358
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,910
You were right, Andy.
This is a great business.
359
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,550
Helping the unfortunate.
360
00:22:32,570 --> 00:22:34,110
Unlimited customer base.
361
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,860
- Reconnecting families.
- Low overhead.
362
00:22:36,870 --> 00:22:42,290
We're doing God's work, and we're providing
the backbone of the American economy.
363
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,020
They paid you, right?
364
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:52,390
Two drills!
365
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,390
Kill that...
366
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,390
Soccer shoe. Football shoe.
367
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,890
- W-whatever you call it, I need more.
- No m*S.
368
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,760
Please? Just a little bit?
Helps me.
369
00:23:03,770 --> 00:23:05,450
No m*s!
370
00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:08,890
I'll pay you.
371
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,650
How much you got?
372
00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:14,480
Hang on. I'll get my purse.
373
00:23:15,690 --> 00:23:18,920
Suck...
374
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,060
Silas... I had a thought.
375
00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:33,440
Oh, yeah?
376
00:23:33,470 --> 00:23:35,060
About cheese.
377
00:23:35,070 --> 00:23:37,640
Surprise, surprise.
378
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,430
About how it smells--
very strong.
379
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,550
That is an understatement.
380
00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:43,960
You can smell this
place from a block away.
381
00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:46,080
It stinks.
382
00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:47,460
Good thing you're sexy.
383
00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:49,150
Okay. You're missing the point.
384
00:23:49,450 --> 00:23:50,250
What's the point?
385
00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:54,500
It's the kind of smell that
overpowers all other smells.
386
00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:59,050
It is, isn't it?
387
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:07,070
Look at all of this
room back here.
388
00:24:07,090 --> 00:24:10,640
Maybe you know somebody
who wants to rent it?
389
00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:18,520
You really don't want to
make sandwiches, do you?
390
00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:21,530
Sandwiches are bullshit.
391
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,480
There are only 40 of
them left in the world.
392
00:24:35,490 --> 00:24:38,260
And now I own three.
393
00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:41,660
He will join the other
two at my zoo in Coyoac*n.
394
00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:44,540
My son has turtles.
395
00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:53,530
Please tell me that's
also going to your zoo.
396
00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:57,250
You might not want
to watch this.
397
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,970
But you don't have
a problem with it?
398
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,790
I enjoy it.
399
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:15,180
* Well, teach me, baby, *
400
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:20,660
* Oh, yes, *
401
00:25:21,050 --> 00:25:24,230
* A little show-and-tell, *
402
00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:29,110
* Teach me, baby, *
403
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:34,090
* Well, one more time, *
404
00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:42,240
* How to see the sunrise
in the dead of night, *
405
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,410
* Teach me, baby, *
406
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:53,590
* How to keep from
loving you, *
407
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:03,660
Ay, buenas noches, Nancy.
408
00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:34,060
I have found...
409
00:26:35,050 --> 00:26:39,370
He helped...
410
00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:43,720
He plied...
411
00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:47,340
He wears...
412
00:26:48,610 --> 00:26:51,180
He calls...
413
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,920
El Andy.
414
00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:15,720
* I'm not a weak girl, *
415
00:27:15,730 --> 00:27:18,660
* Don't call me weak, no, *
416
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,700
* I'm just a hungry girl, *
417
00:27:22,070 --> 00:27:25,210
* And you taste so sweet, *
418
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,240
* And you taste so sweet, *
419
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I Am The Table