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Previously on "weeds"...

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we're gonna be doing some
remodeling around here.

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We could save money if we
didn't use a contractor.

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- I could do it.
- You're hired.

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I turn 18 in a few weeks.

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I'm not waiting.

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We should be coyotes.

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That guy who brought over davenport
and marzipan was such an asshole.

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Why can't you buy your drugs in
the U. S. Like a normal person ?

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I have no health insurance,
no money, and an arrest record.

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- Xanax ?
- Yes !

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I want some.

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How about I sell you 300
pounds at 25 bucks a gram ?

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Fuck you. That's more than street value.

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You don't like it, do something else.

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I need to habla with Esteban.

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"we are here to inaugurate
this mobile medical unit."

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I want a piece of the
next weed shipment.

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You work for Guillermo.
There's a chain of command.

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But he said no.

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I came to you first.

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Thanks...

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<font color="#ffff00">Weeds
Season04 Episode08</font>

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Hola. Boss says time to start.

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Boss ?

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Bubblicious or rhythm field ?

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I like bubblicious, but it's on back
order, and rhythm field fell off a truck,

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so there may not be enough.

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What happened to the solid subway
tile field with hex tiles on the floor ?

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I want to give you options.

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You're the contractor, not the designer.

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I can't express my opinion ?

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Why don't we discuss this after school ?

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Surf dicks and gym class. Can't wait.

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It's your first day. Give it a chance.

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A chance for what ?
More emotional scarring ?

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I don't see why I have to go
to school if silas doesn't.

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You're our one shot at legitimacy.

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No, I'm not. I'm very
corrupt. I'm a contractor.

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Shane... stop it. You're
gonna go to school,

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and then you're gonna grow up and become a
doctor or a lawyer or a business executive.

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That's my copper pipe.

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You're late. I hope
you have a good excuse.

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Is your mother home ?

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I'm the guy you need to deal with.

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Shane, you need to call
off your worker bees.

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Cesar. Good morning.

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How do you know my pipe guy ?

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You want to choose tile ?
Fine. But I hire the subs, mom.

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Shane. Not your pipe guy.

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He would like to see you.

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I have to take my kid to
school, and then I have work,

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so maybe later on this afternoon ?

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No ? All right.

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Great. I'm being dropped off
in a limo with mexican plates.

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So much for flying under the radar.

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I'm so dead.

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New school. First-day jitters.

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Sometimes you eat the bear.

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Sometimes the bear eats you.

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Yeah, I'll remember that when they're
wrapping the tetherball cord around my neck.

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Some people are victims because
they allow themselves to be.

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That's right, Shane. So don't allow it.

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Eat the bear.

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Here's $10 for lunch in case
you're still hungry after.

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Can't I do drug things with you guys ?

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He's going to get his ass kicked.

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He's used to it.

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Mom. Mom !

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Motherfucker !

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Sorry, baby. Jail reflex.

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You've got to take me to school.

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Isn't there, like, a bus or something ?

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For some reason, the cordial suites
la jolla isn't on their route.

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Just drop me on your way to work.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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And you've got to change and shower,
and you need to give me $10 for lunch

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and you have to fill
out the enrollment forms.

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Hand mommy her pills.

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How about a breakfast bar ?

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- Maybe I'll walk.
- Good girl.

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Absolutely. Absolutely.

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Garza, slow down, slow down.

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Plenty of matzo to go around.

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This is what my people ate as we
wandered the desert for 40 years ...

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at least in the beginning.

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Then we switched to manna,
which fell from the sky.

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Doesn't really happen anymore.

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I'm thinking it's either
global warming or God is dead.

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I haven't committed either way yet.

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So, thoughts ?

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40 years ?

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Moses... wasn't half the coyote I am.

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Okay, everybody check their supply bag.

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You should all have breath
mints, a portable fan,

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and a copy of "padre rico, padre pobre."

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If anyone's illiterate, I
have a few copies on tape.

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That's a nice tree, huh ? Looks
like someone had a fiesta here.

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Is violar mata. Rape tree.

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These are from girls who have
been under this tree with evil men.

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Yikes. Uh, okay.

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Everyone, let's move over there where
the scenery's a little less... rapey.

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Do you guys sell sandwiches ?

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No. Sorry.

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People just don't get it. We're a
gourmet shop, not a sandwich shop.

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What about gourmet sandwiches ?

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I mean, you got your bread, your
meat, every spread on the planet ...

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just slap them all together,
take out your big knife ...

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stab you with it ?

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Shouldn't you be in school ?

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Is money not the goal of this operation ?

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Big divorce settlement, huh ? Trust fund ?

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Money is very much the
goal of this operation.

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I got screwed in the divorce
settlement, and, no...

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There is no trust fund.

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You might want to think
about making some sandwiches.

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You are forbidden to say the
word "sandwich" in my presence.

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Fine.

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Or "sammich." Or "sammy."
It's all unacceptable.

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If you're so into gourmet,
why are you smoking this ?

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- It's like the cheez whiz of pot.
- You're some big expert ?

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That's a bad blend.

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It was harvested probably
a year ago and too soon.

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It's dried out.

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It's full of enough mold to cure strep.

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I'm thinking you bought it
off one of rad's friends.

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How do you know so much about weed ?

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Same way you know so much
about cheese. It's my business.

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I am fucking a teenage drug dealer ?

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Grower. Small scale.

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Soon-to-be dealer.
And we make love.

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Oh, do we ?

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What's the greatest cheese ever ?

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But are we talking
sheep, goat ...

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yeah. That cheese.

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This is better.

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Oh, my God.

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I've been smoking cheez whiz.

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Entonces, Guillermo.

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Last week, Nancy received
a portion of your shipment.

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- ¿Verdad ?
- Si.

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I instructed you to give her
that portion, and you did.

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Si.

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You gave her that portion,
and then, from what I hear,

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you announced that you would kill "the
marimacha bitch in front of her children."

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But I didn't instruct
you to do that, did I ?

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No, I did not.

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Now, Guillermo, you know I
don't like to micromanage.

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I work with people who do their
jobs well, and I leave them to do it.

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However, slaughtering a
co-worker, in front of witnesses,

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no less, has to be cleared
with upper management.

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And your request is denied.

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Julio's just doesn't travel well.

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You know, in the restaurant,
this is delicious.

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Entonces, Guillermo, nothing bad
is gonna happen to Nancy, right ?

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Course not.

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I am glad to hear that.

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I will increase your
commission for shipments.

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You should live to enjoy your money.

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- Gracias.
- Good.

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Everyone's friends again. You may go.

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Unh-unh, not you. You stay.

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What's a marimacha ?

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Oh, that's an offensive
term for a lesbian woman.

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You hungry ?

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Well, it smells great, but you
just said it didn't travel well.

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No, we'll go to the source.

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Someone make that noise stop !

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Señora, that is three times today.

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You're allowing criminals
into our business.

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Where's Nancy ? I'm lonely.

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You're back there with your
gun and your puzzles, movies ...

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I've just got the donkey that plays
"pop goes the weasel" 40 million time ...

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I don't feel good.

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Señora ! Despierte !

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Señora. Oye. Breathe in.

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Oh, Ignacio. Okay.

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Not here, though.

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Que ? No, no. Levantate. Up. Come on.

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What happened ?

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You take too many drugs.

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You need to keep better care
of this store. Of yourself.

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What did you just give me ?

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Stay awake.

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Now your own store. Si.

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I'm on it. The store is me.

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I'm tingly.

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Fucking American.

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Okay, mama. Let's get you dressed.

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any action ?

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Nah. I think the word's out this
is a pretty tough point to cross.

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We're doing good work here, Wilson.

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Fuck, yeah.

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No immigrants storming through to steal fruit-picking
jobs from hardworking americans on my watch, my friend.

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My retarded cousin, Tom,
used to be a janitor. No more.

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Mexican took his job.

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After he got caught trying
to fuck a mop, but still.

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Shocking. That's just shocking.

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You know that woman I showed
you on my phone the other night ?

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Freaky steroid chick ?

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She left me.

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- Is that good or bad ?
- She was my masterpiece.

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Six months of injections -- I took
her from 130 to 215 with a bmi of 18.6

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She was two weeks away
from an Adam's apple.

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There'll be others.

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Not like hope.

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Sometimes, after making
love... she'd dead-lift me.

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Now, that's one of a kind. Anyway.

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This is desert eagle,
heading back to H. Q.

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Here we go.

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I will lead you now. You
shall be a free people !

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Good idea. No time to waste. Yep.

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Lady liberty beckons.

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This is big and tall, checkpoint five.

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Not a bean on the tortilla. I
repeat, not a bean on the tortilla.

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All clear. No spic, just span. Over.

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Davenport.

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Aquã.

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Ihola ! Welcome to america. Happy days.

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Have you seen this girl ? Anybody ?

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Ah, nice to have you here.
Have you seen her ? María ?

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¿Si. ¿No ? María ? Nothing ?

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We did it, man.

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- We sure did.
- We did.

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OK, you're a ...

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You've got...

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Let's go !

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What do we do with them now ?

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No idea.

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So you are not a lesbian.

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Um, around Guillermo, I am.

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Made it easier
to be friends ...

234
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:24,450
when we were friends, before he wanted
to kill me in front of my children.

235
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Oh, don't worry. It is fixed.

236
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don Esteban ! don Esteban !

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See ? I gave blood.

238
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You are a good man, Julio.

239
00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:35,910
Oh, you don't need a menu.

240
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You order what you like.

241
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Julio will make it, and
if he can't, he'll find it.

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- Order anything.
- Elk.

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Si.

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00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:47,630
Wait, wait. I'm kidding.

245
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:51,590
Um, make the best thing that you make.

246
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Look at you and your sway.

247
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Yes. It's like you're
out with the mayor.

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Much like that.

249
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I have to pee.

250
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Holy shit.

251
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Run and call for help.

252
00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:05,140
Take care of everybody.

253
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:07,340
Our food might take a little while.

254
00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:08,460
You need to go.

255
00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,010
It's ok. I'm ok.

256
00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:11,900
The ambulance...

257
00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:13,410
I know. I know.

258
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,030
Help Julio clean up.

259
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,410
Julio. I will...

260
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,970
I strongly...

261
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,650
I'm going to stay. And...

262
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:24,850
Esteban. Please !

263
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,390
Take care of the...

264
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:32,880
Everyone...

265
00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:34,180
...don't ...

266
00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:36,890
Everything will...

267
00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:42,080
Do you have any neosporin ?

268
00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:44,190
Neosporin ?

269
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,700
twizzlers. Some tampons.

270
00:16:47,710 --> 00:16:49,870
I might have a tide stick.

271
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,290
Sit. Sit down.

272
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,110
I'm thinking we should
go out for chinese.

273
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,700
- Sit.
- Sit.

274
00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:04,100
You never sipped from your beer
after you toasted the crowd.

275
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,250
That's very bad luck.

276
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:07,910
I don't like to drink from the bottle.

277
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,880
All right.

278
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:20,900
But clearly, that's not your issue.

279
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,980
Not my issue.

280
00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:26,820
But then, I have trouble breathing after I've
been shot at, which, clearly, you don't, so...

281
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:29,850
I guess we all have our things.

282
00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:33,470
Another school. Another first day.

283
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,680
Another sweaty glass of social stigma.

284
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:37,910
We're interesting and
worthwhile people, Isabel.

285
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:42,570
Yeah. Well, if only life were a judd
apatow movie where geeks ruled the world.

286
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:47,320
But it's not, so let's
just suck it up. Chip ?

287
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,840
No, thanks.

288
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,830
Hey, who's the king of the school ?

289
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:55,400
The most popular, most athletic,
most often-laid guy here ?

290
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,850
I guess it's Dan.

291
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:59,610
Everyone wants to be friends with Dan.

292
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,870
- I'm Shane.
- I'm Dan.

293
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,740
don't fuck with me.

294
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:24,470
Medium, large, large, small, petite...

295
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,700
petite maternity.

296
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:29,650
Excuse me. Sorry.

297
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,020
Do you have this in blue ?

298
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,240
Nice choice !

299
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:38,960
I will ring you up over here $42.99...

300
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,530
Please. Do you want it in a box ?

301
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:42,230
In a bag ? In a box in a bag ?

302
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,370
I actually just want it in blue.

303
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:47,020
Well, why didn't you say so ?

304
00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:49,740
Oh, I'm sorry. I've
already checked the racks.

305
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,710
Can you just check in
the back for me, please ?

306
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,830
Good idea.

307
00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:55,970
The drill...

308
00:18:58,110 --> 00:19:00,390
Soccer shoe. Soccer shoe.

309
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:01,970
The preggies keep coming.

310
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:04,340
We call it fútbol.

311
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,670
Igol !

312
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:10,070
Kill...

313
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:15,370
- So ?
- So, what ?

314
00:19:16,130 --> 00:19:19,360
- Do you have it in blue ?
- Just get it in Green.

315
00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:23,290
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

316
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:29,270
Green is the color of
spring who's next ? Let's go !

317
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:34,010
You think maybe they want to
close up ? We've been here a while.

318
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,970
When I finish my coffee, we'll go.

319
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:39,720
Who was trying to kill you ?

320
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,510
Maybe the mzo.

321
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,440
Maybe the mexicate.

322
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,350
And let me guess. You're the hot sauce.

323
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,750
I am the table.

324
00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:00,500
How often do people shoot at you ?

325
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:01,980
They mostly shoot at each other.

326
00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:03,460
And the occasional bystander ?

327
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,730
I cannot control the streets.

328
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:09,090
Streets that provide the
latest in mobile healthcare.

329
00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:14,060
My success in business allows
me to give back to the community.

330
00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:16,910
Take a little blood,
give a little blood.

331
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:18,620
You question my motives ?

332
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:22,250
Soothing your conscience
at the expense of others.

333
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,520
You question my motives.

334
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:27,350
You're bleeding again. It's your...

335
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,190
no, no. I'm okay. I'm okay.

336
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:45,030
Maybe if you put it under your pillow you
can get a dollar from the shrapnel fairy.

337
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:49,250
Well, it's part of the job.

338
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:53,880
If people see you're afraid,
they do not vote for you.

339
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:56,130
- Nothing scares you ?
- Nothing.

340
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:59,030
That's a lie. You're afraid
of dirty beer bottles.

341
00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:02,560
I'm not afraid. I just don't like them.

342
00:21:02,570 --> 00:21:05,100
- Snakes ?
- Fine with snakes.

343
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:07,340
- Failure ?
- Not a problem.

344
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,580
Heights.

345
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:13,350
Are you afraid of heights ?

346
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,820
Yeah.

347
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:24,010
What are you afraid of ?

348
00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:31,190
- calm.
- Before the storm ?

349
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:34,180
The storm I can weather.

350
00:21:41,390 --> 00:21:44,040
Come with me.

351
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:54,060
Okay. Adiós, adióS. AdióS.

352
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,430
You sure you're gonna be okay ?

353
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:07,820
Lake davenport, florida.

354
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,930
Big fish. Lobster boy. Jeb bush.

355
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,480
We'll miss you.

356
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,540
Hasta luego.

357
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,910
You were right, Andy.
This is a great business.

358
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,550
Helping the unfortunate.

359
00:22:32,570 --> 00:22:34,110
Unlimited customer base.

360
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,860
- Reconnecting families.
- Low overhead.

361
00:22:36,870 --> 00:22:42,290
We're doing God's work, and we're providing
the backbone of the american economy.

362
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,020
They paid you, right ?

363
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:52,390
Two drills !...

364
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,390
Kill that...

365
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,390
Soccer shoe. Football shoe.

366
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,890
- W-whatever you call
it, I need more. - No m*S.

367
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,760
Please ? Just a little bit ? Helps me.

368
00:23:03,770 --> 00:23:05,450
No m*s !

369
00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:08,890
I'll pay you.

370
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,650
How much you got ?

371
00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:14,480
Hang on. I'll get my purse.

372
00:23:15,690 --> 00:23:18,920
Suck...

373
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,060
Silas... I had a thought.

374
00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:33,440
Oh, yeah ?

375
00:23:33,470 --> 00:23:35,060
About cheese.

376
00:23:35,070 --> 00:23:37,640
Surprise, surprise.

377
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,430
About how it smells
-- very strong.

378
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,550
That is an understatement.

379
00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:43,960
You can smell this
place from a block away.

380
00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:46,080
It stinks.

381
00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:47,460
Good thing you're sexy.

382
00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:49,150
Okay. You're missing the point.

383
00:23:49,450 --> 00:23:50,250
What's the point ?

384
00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:54,500
It's the kind of smell that
overpowers all other smells.

385
00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:59,050
It is, isn't it ?

386
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:07,070
Look at all of this room back here.

387
00:24:07,090 --> 00:24:10,640
Maybe you know somebody
who wants to rent it ?

388
00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:18,520
You really don't want to
make sandwiches, do you ?

389
00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:21,530
Sandwiches are bullshit.

390
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,480
There are only 40 of
them left in the world.

391
00:24:35,490 --> 00:24:38,260
And now I own three.

392
00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:41,660
He will join the other
two at my zoo in coyoac*N.

393
00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:44,540
My son has turtles.

394
00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:53,530
Please tell me that's
also going to your zoo.

395
00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:57,250
You might not want to watch this.

396
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,970
But you don't have a problem with it ?

397
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,790
I enjoy it.

398
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:15,180
* Well, teach me, baby *

399
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:20,660
* oh, yes *

400
00:25:21,050 --> 00:25:24,230
* a little
show-and-tell *

401
00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:29,110
* teach me, baby *

402
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:34,090
* well one more time *

403
00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:42,240
* how to see the sunrise
in the dead of night *

404
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,410
* teach me, baby *

405
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:53,590
* How to keep from loving you *

406
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:03,660
Ay, buenas noches, Nancy.

407
00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:34,060
I have found...

408
00:26:35,050 --> 00:26:39,370
He helped...

409
00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:43,720
He plied...

410
00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:47,340
He wears...

411
00:26:48,610 --> 00:26:51,180
He calls...

412
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,920
El Andy.

413
00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:15,720
* I'm not a weak girl *

414
00:27:15,730 --> 00:27:18,660
* Don't call me weak, no *

415
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,700
* I'm just a hungry girl *

416
00:27:22,070 --> 00:27:25,210
* and you taste so sweet *

417
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,240
* and you taste so sweet *

418
00:27:30,241 --> 00:27:30,458
!

419
00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:30,675
!!

420
00:27:30,675 --> 00:27:30,892
!!!

421
00:27:30,892 --> 00:27:31,109
!!!!

422
00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:31,326
!!!!!

423
00:27:31,326 --> 00:27:31,543
!!!!!!

424
00:27:31,543 --> 00:27:31,760
!!!!!!!

425
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:31,977
!!!!!!!!

426
00:27:31,977 --> 00:27:32,194
!!!!!!!!!

427
00:27:32,194 --> 00:27:32,411
!!!!!!!!!!

428
00:27:32,411 --> 00:27:32,628
!!!!!!!!!!!

429
00:27:32,628 --> 00:27:32,845
!!!!!!!!!!!!

430
00:27:32,845 --> 00:27:33,062
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

431
00:27:33,062 --> 00:27:33,279
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

432
00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:33,496
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

433
00:27:33,496 --> 00:27:33,713
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

434
00:27:33,713 --> 00:27:33,930
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

435
00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:34,147
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

436
00:27:34,147 --> 00:27:34,364
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S

437
00:27:34,364 --> 00:27:34,581
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SP

438
00:27:34,581 --> 00:27:34,798
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPO

439
00:27:34,798 --> 00:27:35,015
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOI

440
00:27:35,015 --> 00:27:35,232
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOIL

441
00:27:35,232 --> 00:27:35,449
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILE

442
00:27:35,449 --> 00:27:35,666
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILER

443
00:27:35,666 --> 00:27:35,883
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS

444
00:27:35,883 --> 00:27:36,100
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !

445
00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:36,317
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!

446
00:27:36,317 --> 00:27:36,534
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!

447
00:27:36,534 --> 00:27:36,751
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!

448
00:27:36,751 --> 00:27:36,968
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!

449
00:27:36,968 --> 00:27:37,185
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!

450
00:27:37,185 --> 00:27:37,402
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!!

451
00:27:37,402 --> 00:27:37,619
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!!!

452
00:27:37,619 --> 00:27:37,836
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!

453
00:27:37,836 --> 00:27:38,053
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!

454
00:27:38,053 --> 00:27:38,270
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!

455
00:27:38,270 --> 00:27:38,487
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!!

456
00:27:38,487 --> 00:27:38,704
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

457
00:27:38,704 --> 00:27:38,921
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

458
00:27:38,921 --> 00:27:39,138
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

459
00:27:39,138 --> 00:27:39,355
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

460
00:27:39,355 --> 00:27:39,572
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

461
00:27:39,572 --> 00:27:40,241
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!