1 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,006 Previously on Weeds: 2 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:11,575 Guillermo Garcia Gomez. 3 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:13,575 There's a tunnel. You make a bust. 4 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:16,214 You get Guillermo, and it never comes back to me. 5 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:20,318 -Why are we focusing on my crew? -My people don't talk. 6 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,647 Did we decide you were gonna move your plants? 7 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,983 Something kind of fell into my lap. 8 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:28,388 -Where exactly is this grow room? -Back of a cheese shop. 9 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:29,721 I could get some pot. 10 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:31,757 You totally rock. 11 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,762 -Maria and I had sex. -What? 12 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:36,265 -I love him. -lmmigration and Naturalization. 13 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:39,996 We happen to have a daughter who hasn't seen you in over two years. 14 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:44,006 -I don't know where Quinn is. -ln Oaxaca with a guy named Rodolfo. 15 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:47,702 -Who are the girls? -My daughters. 16 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:49,381 What am I supposed to do now? 17 00:00:49,582 --> 00:00:51,777 We'll arrest you tomorrow, make it look right. 18 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:55,716 We'll pretend to ask, and you'll pretend to know nothing. 19 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:58,686 -lf you don't have any plans... -I'm seeing someone. 20 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,450 Agent Shlatter. 21 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,352 Who is "informant"? 22 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,162 Nancy Botwin. 23 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:12,661 -My client reserves the right-- -Shut the fuck up. 24 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:16,495 You had no idea that there was a tunnel in the back room... 25 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:18,898 ...that was being used to transport narcotics... 26 00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:21,198 ...from Mexico to the United States? 27 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:22,635 They kept the room locked. 28 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,207 It didn't strike you as odd... 29 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:27,846 ...that strange men were shuttling packages out of there all day long? 30 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:30,948 Of course it struck me as odd, but I didn't ask any questions... 31 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,812 ...because a paycheck is a paycheck. 32 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:36,853 There is no law against being the unwitting participant in a crime... 33 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:39,650 ...if there is no prior knowledge of said crime. 34 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:43,818 Thank you for that fascinating tidbit. 35 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:04,877 You know, I don't actually turn 1 8 until 10:47... 36 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:07,882 ...so we got another 1 5 minutes to break the law. 37 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:10,851 We really shouldn't be wasting it by talking. 38 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:18,396 -Who's that? -Damn it, he said noon. 39 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:20,156 -Who said noon? -Just get dressed. 40 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:23,735 -Hey, guys. -Oh, this is nice. 41 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,734 -Very nice. -What are you doing here? 42 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:28,931 Rad told me it was a special occasion. Your boyfriend's birthday? 43 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:32,669 Rad, I want you to leave the room and shut the door behind you, okay? 44 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:36,508 Hey, twinkie. Smile. Family-court judge is gonna love this. 45 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,911 Sole custody is the only thing that makes sense. 46 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:40,949 Rad shouldn't have to shuttle to Napa... 47 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:44,055 ...just because you fell in love with some tramp from Trefethen. 48 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:46,418 -Well, I still love my kid. -Then live near him. 49 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:47,786 You took the cheese store. 50 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:50,053 You took this house. You're not taking my son. 51 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:51,594 -You left us. -I left you. 52 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:54,028 I wanna make sure someone's looking after my son... 53 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,599 ...while you're banging 'N Sync. 54 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:58,828 Funny, you were never concerned about that while you were cheating. 55 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:01,199 I wouldn't have cheated if you weren't a bitch. 56 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,806 That's great. Blame me. 57 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:06,103 -Sorry, dude. -Yeah. 58 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,708 -You leaving? -I want you out of here. 59 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,247 -Fuck you. -Yeah. 60 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:16,288 -Just great. I want you out of here. -See you. 61 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,333 -Get out. -Well, I'm her legal repre-- 62 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:36,099 Get out or I'll fucking throw you through the window. 63 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:41,073 -It's okay, Dean, go. -No, it is definitely not okay. I'm her-- 64 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:45,149 Okay-- This is a flagrant miscarriage of justice. 65 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,956 My partner is dead. 66 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:58,252 Oh, my God. 67 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:01,024 His body was found hanging on the border fence. 68 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,665 He didn't have a fucking face. 69 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:06,839 No face? 70 00:05:10,943 --> 00:05:13,036 Who owns the tunnel? 71 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:17,648 Who owns the fucking tunnel? 72 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:19,613 You tell me now! 73 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,878 -I don't know. -Bullshit! 74 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:25,117 Who's Guillermo's boss? 75 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:30,324 Who's the fucking animal on the other side of the fence? 76 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:33,988 I wasn't on the other side of the fence. I was on this side. 77 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:42,937 I'm gonna get this guy, with or without you. 78 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:46,076 And I'm gonna kill him. 79 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:50,506 After I kill everyone he loves. 80 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,682 And I'm gonna do it alone. 81 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,089 And if I find out... 82 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:02,027 ...you made me go the long way... 83 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,060 ...I'm gonna kill you too. 84 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,195 He was my partner. 85 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,077 No "buso" directo? 86 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:32,314 How muchos tickets do I need? 87 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:35,824 First to San Nicolás, then to San Cristóbal. 88 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:39,464 -That chicken just sneezed on me. -Then to Mixtepec. 89 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:44,159 What about Sitio de Perdido? 90 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:47,601 That's where I need to go. That's where my daughter is. 91 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:50,836 Give them to your daughter. 92 00:06:56,416 --> 00:07:00,614 Beautiful movie star? Kathleen Turner. Body Heat. ls it you? 93 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:03,780 Of course it's me. 94 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:07,084 But don't tell anyone. I'm researching a film. 95 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:10,091 You know, donkey here was an actor in live show. 96 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:12,787 -Oh, you don't say. -No, I say. 97 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:14,933 Then he got replaced by a younger donkey... 98 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:19,400 ...because his cojónes, they grow muy droopy. 99 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:23,034 Time is cruel. 100 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,176 Hey, Mom. 101 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:45,921 -You didn't have to have her deported. -Oh, but you had to screw her, right? 102 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:49,260 Yeah, she's hot. But the lNS? 103 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,632 She wouldn't fuck me, but she fucked you. 104 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,500 Well, fuck her. And fuck you! 105 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:57,608 That was really awful, Doug, even for you. 106 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,301 There are rules among men, Andy. Codes. 107 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:04,040 You don't have sex with your friend's girl. Ever. Code breaker. 108 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:07,276 You had sex with Celia, your friend Dean's wife. 109 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,785 So who's the original code breaker, code breaker? 110 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:15,222 -Me. I'm a code breaker. -Me too. Me too. 111 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,692 -Sorry, man. -Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm sorry. 112 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,194 I really liked her. 113 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:26,337 No, you didn't really "like her" like her. She was a fantasy. 114 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:29,235 You're still too in love with Dana to "like" like anyone. 115 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,144 Well, you're in love with Nancy. 116 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,539 -I'm not in love with Nancy. -You so are. 117 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,184 Why else would you put up with all her crap? 118 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:41,819 l... 119 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:45,588 The kids. 120 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:49,217 My brother. 121 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:51,293 Nancy. 122 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:55,928 I don't love Nancy, okay? Shut up. 123 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,296 -You shut up. -So you shut up. 124 00:08:58,504 --> 00:08:59,766 Hold that thought. 125 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:03,898 Oh, hi, Silas, son of my dead brother. 126 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,005 Where? 127 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:10,114 Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'll see you soon. 128 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,581 -I gotta go. -You wanna smoke out first? 129 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:15,310 I can't. Shit's blowing up. 130 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,751 How come you always have shit blowing up? 131 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:19,822 Where's my shit? I used to have shit. 132 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:23,359 It used to blow up all the time. Now nothing. Shit just sits there. 133 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,962 That's some tough shit. 134 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,162 Shit. 135 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:39,909 -You sure it won't get towed? -It's a secure lot. lt'll be fine for a night. 136 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:43,707 Put the sandwiches in the freezer, and then as soon as I reach Doug... 137 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,808 ...we'll move it all to his house. 138 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,647 Happy birthday, Silas. 139 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,182 Holy shit. 140 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:55,451 That's right. Happy birthday. I'm such a phasehead. 141 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:58,221 Why didn't you say anything? Eighteen, right? 142 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,899 -It's not a big deal. -Sure it's a big deal. 143 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,967 Could you stop playing that fucking piano? 144 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,802 -Well, look who's not in jail. -Told you l'd be back. 145 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,843 -What happened? -Nothing. 146 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:19,583 They asked me a few questions, sent me home. 147 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,481 -I'm just a salesgirl. -Sure you are. 148 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,883 Happy birthday, Silas. 149 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,790 Have a good time with Lisa tonight. 150 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,757 Dinner's off. We're off. 151 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,393 -Happy birthday to me. -What? 152 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,297 Well, why don't we all go out, then? 153 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:42,235 How about that ltalian place on Ocean, say, 7:00? 154 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:45,535 Okay? I'm gonna go take a bath. 155 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:48,976 Mom, remember that small-business loan we discussed? 156 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:52,275 It would be a great birthday gift. 157 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,318 -Silas. -Are you gonna back me or not? 158 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,354 -This is a bad time. -And? 159 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:00,855 And it's a bad time. 160 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:05,463 Yeah, well, thanks for giving it some thought. 161 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,841 -Hi, it's me. -Hey. 162 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:20,103 -How was your day? -Okay. 163 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,506 I got taken into custody, questioned, released. 164 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,446 And? 165 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,650 Had pancakes for breakfast. 166 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,420 Really? What kind? 167 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,390 Blueberry. 168 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,530 What did you have for breakfast? 169 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:43,099 Yogurt and coffee and toast. 170 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,506 Sounds like a nice breakfast. 171 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,871 l'd like to see you. 172 00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:56,107 -l'd like to see you too. -Tonight. 173 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:01,447 -Tonight? -I will send a car. 174 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,781 It has to be tonight? 175 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,924 Yes. 176 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,691 I can drive myself. 177 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:16,296 -You will come. -I said I would. 178 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,194 Nancy. 179 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,907 Go away, Andy. 180 00:12:56,108 --> 00:13:00,044 -Nancy, can I come in? -No. 181 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,842 I'm coming in. 182 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,190 Could you close the door behind you? 183 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,296 -I can see your boobies. -Good for you. 184 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,233 Close the door and sit down. 185 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:37,977 They're nice. 186 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,110 Bigger than I thought. 187 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,119 Thanks. 188 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,052 You want a towel or something? 189 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:48,283 Two washcloths? 190 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,052 -Andy. -Fine, fine. 191 00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:55,356 -Are you going to jail? -No. I'm not going to jail. 192 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,196 Why not? Why aren't you going to jail? 193 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,069 I can't tell you. 194 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:02,797 -You have to tell me. -I can't. I can't tell anyone. 195 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,811 Could you turn on the water for me? 196 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:15,746 -Add some bubbles? -Yeah, sure. 197 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:33,366 l used to be able to rationalize the things I did, Andy. 198 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,006 Yeah. 199 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,234 You were good at that. 200 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,876 Not anymore. 201 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:46,040 At some point recently, everything became right or wrong. 202 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,549 Right or wrong. 203 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:06,897 What did you do? 204 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,109 There was this girl... 205 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,311 ...in a blue dress. 206 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,579 She was so young. 207 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:27,725 She had this bag with a butterfly on it. 208 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,628 She kept looking at me. 209 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,078 Dear Dana: 210 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:29,550 I can't believe how different Ren Mar is than Agrestic... 211 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,952 ...how fast things move down by the ocean. 212 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:38,452 I saw a surfer once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. 213 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,724 Beach went and got itself in a big damn hurry. 214 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,969 Found myself a crappy studio apartment off the boardwalk. 215 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,800 It's nothing fancy, but it does the job. 216 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:55,073 I have trouble sleeping. The bed's too short. 217 00:16:55,280 --> 00:17:00,650 I have bad dreams, like I'm falling or I live in Africa with the monkeys. 218 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:03,311 I wake up scared. 219 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:07,119 Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. 220 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,917 Since losing you... 221 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:13,895 ...I've lost all sense of joy and pleasure. 222 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:25,273 There's only one thing left to do. 223 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,498 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 224 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,691 Oh, God. 225 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,495 Legendary! 226 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,874 So fuck you and your lawyers. 227 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,981 Come get me if you want. I don't give a shit, because I'm broke. 228 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:07,846 And when you got nothing, you've got nothing to lose. 229 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:11,080 Take care. Doug. 230 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:16,750 -Thank you, Rodrigo. -Rodolfo. 231 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,460 He seems very nice. 232 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:28,436 -How did you two meet? -He taught at Casa Reforma. 233 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,109 Political science. 234 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,609 -Now he's working on his dissertation. -This is good. What is it? 235 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:38,906 It's a secret recipe from my mother. 236 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,846 -How long have you been sober, Mom? -Seventeen days. 237 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,180 Good for you. 238 00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:47,756 That's why I'm here. 239 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:51,453 I am working my steps, making amends. 240 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,995 I came here to say I'm sorry. 241 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,762 Very, very, very sorry. 242 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,667 Really and truly sorry. 243 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,337 So sorry. 244 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:08,536 -Should I get more specific? -I think we're way past that, Mom. 245 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:11,875 You know, Casa Reforma was actually really good for me. 246 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,886 I met this man I love, and we just live. 247 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,722 Humbly, simply. 248 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,586 -My life has purpose. -It's very hot. Are you hot? 249 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:26,320 And I'm just so glad that you came here to see me... 250 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,023 ...so that I could tell you that... 251 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,566 ...and lock you in a room and keep you there... 252 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:35,228 ...until I sell your ass back into suburban slavery. 253 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:41,379 -You fucking bitch. -Fucking what...? 254 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,548 -Shall I call your father now? -Yes. 255 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:52,685 Tell Daddy Dean I want 200,000, and tell him to be quick with the cash... 256 00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:55,792 ...or we're gonna start sending him body parts. 257 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:59,055 Revolution is a very sad affair. 258 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,494 These tears are shed in the name of greater good. 259 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:05,295 Yeah? Well, fuck you and your faggy revolution. 260 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,870 I'm taking my money and I'm moving to Belize. 261 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,010 San Diego, California. 262 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:18,377 I need the number of a gift store place, "Gift" something? 263 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:23,549 I have no listing for "Gift Store" in San Diego. Do you have an address? 264 00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:26,690 I don't have an address. I just need to get a gift. 265 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,986 lf you type in "gift," what comes up? 266 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:32,288 I need the name of a listing. 267 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:35,523 Please, anything "Gift"? 268 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:39,261 -Terrifically Gift Baskets? -Oh, do they deliver? 269 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:43,339 I have no idea, ma'am. Connecting your call. 270 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:47,603 Terrifically Gift Baskets. This is Carol. 271 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:48,905 Hi, Carol. 272 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:52,242 I need to get a birthday gift for my 1 8-year-old. 273 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:53,713 Can you help me? 274 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:57,821 We sure can. What kind of basket were you thinking of? 275 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,089 Can you deliver to Ren Mar tonight? 276 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:05,730 -For an extra charge, we sure can. -Great. 277 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:10,099 -What have you got? -How about one of our theme baskets? 278 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:14,671 Casino Night, Chocolate Universe, Gay Paris? 279 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:18,375 Do you have anything for a son... 280 00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:22,240 ...who thinks his mother's completely failed him? 281 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,416 We can still go to the restaurant, you guys. 282 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,585 It's fine. 283 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:32,121 Did she even say where she was going? 284 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,019 Why do you even bother asking anymore? 285 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,353 We never get a straight answer. 286 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:39,030 We have no idea, and we probably never will. 287 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:42,598 -I wish she'd get arrested already. -What the hell are you talking about? 288 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,496 At least we'd know where she is. 289 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:47,672 And seriously, isn't it only a matter of time? 290 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:51,001 What happens when Mom gets arrested? We need to make a plan. 291 00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:54,667 Well, I'm 1 8 now. I can be your legal guardian. 292 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,178 -What about me? -Well, you can still hang out. 293 00:21:57,382 --> 00:22:01,113 Hang out? I am the aduIt male figurehead here. 294 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,446 Come on, Andy. 295 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,713 You don't act like an adult. None of us do. 296 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,892 We're all a bunch of babies, waiting for Mom to make the money. 297 00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:12,887 Always looking for Mommy's approval, asking Mommy's permission. 298 00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:14,497 Shane's right. 299 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:18,136 She's unreliable. She's unavailable. 300 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:22,364 It's time to take on some responsibility. For all we know, she's going to prison. 301 00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:23,871 Or worse. 302 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,704 -What do you mean? -Nothing. She's fine. 303 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,542 I'm thinking of buying some land in Mexico. 304 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,214 Really? With what? 305 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,556 I made a few bucks from the cheese shop. I'm gonna price it out. 306 00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:43,751 Nothing crazy, just a nice little farm where I can grow pot... 307 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:47,659 ...maybe sell to the clubs, a few customers, but that's it. 308 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:52,030 No stupid expansion. No stupid mistakes. 309 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,232 Small. 310 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,966 Mellow. 311 00:22:57,642 --> 00:22:59,507 So I don't drop dead of a heart attack... 312 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:03,807 ...because I'm so stressed from trying to maintain this bullshit lifestyle. 313 00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:08,018 I got a little cash from the coyote gig. 314 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,923 -You want a partner? -I'll take your money. 315 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:16,857 -What about me? -You go to school and be a kid. 316 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,860 -I wanna help. -You can help by not telling Mom. 317 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:22,630 That's not a problem. I have nothing to say to Mom. 318 00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:25,302 Hey, hey, hey. Let's stop bagging on your mom, okay? 319 00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:30,305 She has done some less than prudent or thoughtful things, but she's Nancy... 320 00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:33,103 ...and we love her, all of us. 321 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,613 Love... 322 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,474 ...her... 323 00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:42,516 ...in a Mom-loving way. 324 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,315 Not in any other way. 325 00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,425 Of course we love her. She loves us too. 326 00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:50,822 But whatever, man, it's useless. 327 00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:53,259 I'm getting a popsicle. Anyone want? 328 00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:56,332 -No, thanks. -Yes, I would like a popsicle. 329 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:08,711 -Security code 48 7, right? -That's right. 330 00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:10,939 Well, great. We're all set with that. 331 00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:13,617 Now, what would you like the card to say? 332 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,255 -Dear Silas: -Silas? 333 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,452 S-l-L-A-S. That's my son. 334 00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:25,994 -Dear Silas: -Dear Silas: 335 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:30,430 Dear Silas: Happy birthday. Happy 1 8th birthday. 336 00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:33,236 Don't write "um." 337 00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:37,397 I think you're an amazing son. 338 00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:42,672 I'm so proud to be your mom. 339 00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:47,215 "Be your mom." Jesus, that sounds like bullshit, doesn't it? 340 00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:54,017 Dear Silas: lf you never see me again, I've probably been murdered. 341 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,751 Enjoy the dried apricots and butter cookies. 342 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:59,260 The Sterling Celebration doesn't come with cookies. 343 00:24:59,464 --> 00:25:01,955 But if you'd like to add them, I certainly can do that. 344 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:06,035 Could you stop talking for a second? Could you please be quiet and listen? 345 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:07,967 Just listen. 346 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:11,734 -I'm listening. -Starting over. 347 00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,437 Dear Silas: 348 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:23,521 Thanks for raising yourself... 349 00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:27,220 ...these past 1 8 years. 350 00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:30,586 You've done a great job. 351 00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:40,066 Ms. Botwin? 352 00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:45,102 Are you okay, Ms. Botwin? 353 00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:05,026 Silas... 354 00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:09,229 ...you are loved. Me. 355 00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:10,696 Sign it "me." 356 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,927 -Just "me"? -Yeah, "me." 357 00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:14,867 No, "Mom." 358 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,973 "Me, Mom." 359 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:21,203 Please, please get that to him tonight. 360 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,574 And add the butter cookies. 361 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:27,411 You can charge me extra for it, okay? 362 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:31,385 -Thanks, Carol. -You take care, Ms. Botwin. 363 00:27:02,487 --> 00:27:06,787 -I don't want to believe it. -So don't. 364 00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:15,832 I thought you loved me. 365 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:19,096 I do love you. 366 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:33,550 You have made me so sad. 367 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:40,024 Well, I think I can make you happy. 368 00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:47,260 It's too late. 369 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,937 It's too early to tell... 370 00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:30,903 ...but it feels like a boy.