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He's next door!
Oh, okay.

2
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Act natural.

3
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Oh, hey, ladies.
Hey, Bob!

4
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(CHUCKLING)

5
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Oh, my God.
Is it Tuesday already?

6
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Oh, shoot!
It looks like we're out of water.

7
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Would you be a dear and
replace that for me?

8
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Sure thing.

9
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Thanks.

10
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I'll see you next week.

11
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Uh-huh.
Mmm-hmm.

12
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(BOTH EXHALE)

13
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(BOTH MOAN HAPPILY)

14
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(CLEARS THROAT) Good morning.

15
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(EXCLAIMS)

16
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Oh, baby!

17
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GIRLS: Giddyup, giddyup,
giddyup, come on!

18
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Giddyup, giddyup!

19
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I'm going, I'm going.

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Mommy, Aunt Dana,
are you watching?

21
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Yeah.
You bet.

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(GLASS SHATTERS)

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JIM: We're okay.
We're fine.

24
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Oh, it was just that
ugly bowl Dana gave us.

25
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Oh, right now it's
a beautiful day.

26
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Why don't you guys
play outside?

27
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You know, why can't we tell
you to go play outside?

28
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Because you know
she'll never come back.

29
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Jim? You really
should come out here.

30
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Oh, you can almost
taste the sunshine!

31
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(BIRD SQUAWKS)

32
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Yeah, I'm gonna go to the
hardware store this afternoon.

33
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You know what,
we need lightbulbs.

34
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I thought we bought a lot of...

35
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(GIRLS SCREAMING)

36
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What? What?
What happened?

37
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What is this?

38
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The bird came down.
Right.

39
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And... And it...
JIM: And?

40
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And... Uncle Andy killed
him with his big fat head!

41
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My head's not big.

42
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, please!
When you were a kid,

43
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we had to stitch two
baseball hats together.

44
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(LAUGHING
SARCASTICALLY)

45
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You think maybe someone could
give me ice, a bandage,

46
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a family who loves me?
Oh, honey.

47
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I'll get you some ice.

48
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Come on.
(MOANS)

49
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Wake up, wake up.
Daddy, do something!

50
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Oh, honey.
All right.

51
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Well, it's too big to flush.

52
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Cheryl, get a shovel.
What? Jim!

53
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What? Come on,
the bird is dead.

54
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What do you want,
me to harvest the organs?

55
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Be a little more sensitive.

56
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I'm being sensitive.

57
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(SQUAWKS)
JIM: It's moving.

58
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(ALL GASPING)

59
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It's alive!

60
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I saved her.

61
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I'm going to name her Daphne.

62
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I want to get her a cage.

63
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I'm going to feed her.

64
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I'm going to play
dress-up with her.

65
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Uh, honey, honey, honey. And...

66
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This somebody else's pet.

67
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We cannot keep the bird.

68
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And I'll go to the park and
I'll bring her to school,

69
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and I'll wear my green pants...

70
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Sweetheart.
Sweetie, sweetie.

71
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Whoever lost her
must be very sad.

72
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Don't you think we should
help them get her back?

73
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No.

74
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Gracie, I'm telling
you right now,

75
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if that bird stays, I go.

76
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Bye.

77
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What am I supposed to do, Jim?

78
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She called my bluff.

79
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Well, I guess it's goodbye.

80
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Okay, come on.
We are not keeping that bird.

81
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We're gonna make flyers and
you're gonna put them up.

82
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Yeah, why don't we put the first
flyer on Andy's big fat head!

83
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My head's not that big!

84
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Oh, yeah? Charlie Brown would
make fun of that head.

85
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(SQUAWKING)

86
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Stupid bird!

87
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Took me 11 years to train Jim.

88
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I'm not doing it for you.

89
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Hey, Cheryl...

90
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(SQUAWKING)

91
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Where's the fashion section?

92
00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:03,675
Right there.

93
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And there. And there.

94
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Oh!

95
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(EXHALES) I hate that bird!

96
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I don't like the way it
looks at my hair, you know?

97
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Like it wants to move in. Ugh!

98
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Tell me about it.
It chewed a hole in the couch

99
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and ripped open a pillow.

100
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Thank God we don't
have nice things.

101
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Yeah.

102
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Good news!

103
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(SQUAWKING)

104
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Some woman just called.
She saw the flyer.

105
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She's sending her husband right over.
Right now.

106
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Oh.
Oh, thank God.

107
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Whoa, whoa!

108
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Gracie, come down here!

109
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So how do you think we
should play this with her?

110
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Well...
How about,

111
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if you love something,
set it free,

112
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and then, you know, if it comes
back, it's yours forever?

113
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That's interesting.

114
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It's a load of crap.

115
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You know what?
It just might work with Gracie.

116
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Yeah, yeah.
Good thing she's not the smart one.

117
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CHERYL: Yeah.
Here, Daphne!

118
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(TWEETING)

119
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(SIGHS)

120
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Uh...
Oh.

121
00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:03,034
Honey...
Sweetie...

122
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Um, we found Daphne's
mommy and daddy

123
00:05:05,203 --> 00:05:06,637
and they're coming to get her.

124
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No! She loves me.

125
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She wants to stay here with us.

126
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Um...
(SIGHS) Gracie,

127
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if you love something,
set it free.

128
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That's crap!
I want my bird.

129
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Listen, sweetie,
we all love Daphne,

130
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and we wish she could stay.
Really.

131
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And also we don't use that word.

132
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Crap?

133
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Well, only Daddy uses it.

134
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Look, honey, we'd really
like you to keep Daphne,

135
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but, you know, the real
owners might want it back.

136
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(SQUAWKS)
(EXCLAIMS IN FEAR)

137
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(GASPS) How sweet. How sweet!

138
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What a sweet angel!

139
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(SQUAWKS)

140
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A squawking, terrifying angel.

141
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(STAMMERING) So, sweetheart,
are you gonna be a good girl

142
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and let the nice
man take his bird?

143
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No.

144
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(DOORBELL RINGS)

145
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Uh, don't you wanna
do the right thing?

146
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GRACIE: No.

147
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Do you wanna have
candy ever again?

148
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Yes.

149
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Okay then.

150
00:06:02,127 --> 00:06:03,828
Oh.
Hi, I'm Sean Curran.

151
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My wife sent me over to
take a look at the bird.

152
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Hey! Right. Yes, yes.
We are so happy that you came.

153
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There's your bird right there.

154
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Right there.
Ah.

155
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Uh-huh.

156
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

157
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That's not my bird. Okay. What?

158
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(STAMMERING) Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait.

159
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No, no, no, no,
that's your bird.

160
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I know that's
gotta be your bird!

161
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Yeah. I mean, it's the same
bird Jim drew on this flyer.

162
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Look.
Yes.

163
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Now I know why no one
called about the dog.

164
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Well, that's not my bird.
Our bird is different.

165
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DANA: What?
How is it different?

166
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It's not this one.
Oh. Wait, wait, wait.

167
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Come on. Come on,
you gotta take this bird.

168
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I'll make it worth your while.

169
00:06:40,699 --> 00:06:42,333
You like pickles?

170
00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:48,873
Pickles?

171
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That was my first offer.
I was waiting for a counter.

172
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This means I can keep
her, right, Daddy?

173
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You said I can keep her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I...

174
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I said only if we didn't
find the real owners.

175
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Yeah.

176
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But there's someone
else coming.

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00:07:00,919 --> 00:07:02,687
BOTH: There is?
There is?

178
00:07:02,754 --> 00:07:04,421
Yes, this afternoon.

179
00:07:04,489 --> 00:07:05,857
And if it's not their bird,

180
00:07:05,924 --> 00:07:07,492
you can keep Daphne forever.

181
00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:08,559
Yay!

182
00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:10,962
(WHISPERING) Who is it?

183
00:07:11,029 --> 00:07:12,596
I don't know.
I'll tell you when I think of it.

184
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What? Oh...

185
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(DAPHNE SQUAWKS)

186
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RUBY: Gracie,
get it off me!

187
00:07:21,273 --> 00:07:23,341
It's chewing on my hair!

188
00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:25,743
Think we should go up
there and help her?

189
00:07:25,811 --> 00:07:27,879
I'm not going up there.

190
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Yeah, her hair grows fast.

191
00:07:30,549 --> 00:07:31,949
Yeah.

192
00:07:32,017 --> 00:07:33,284
(DOORBELL RINGS)

193
00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:36,754
Oh. That must be Daphne's
long-lost "owner."

194
00:07:36,822 --> 00:07:39,256
Oh, honey. I don't think I
can go through with this.

195
00:07:39,324 --> 00:07:41,025
I mean, we're lying
to our own daughter.

196
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We already lied to her.

197
00:07:42,761 --> 00:07:46,497
Everybody knows you can't
fix a lie with the truth.

198
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Yeah, but, I mean, those
were little white lies,

199
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and this is like a great
big green hairy one.

200
00:07:51,336 --> 00:07:53,638
(SIGHS) Fine.
I'll go tell him to forget it.

201
00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:56,406
(DAPHNE SQUAWKS)
(EXCLAIMS)

202
00:07:56,474 --> 00:07:58,976
RUBY: It's rubbing on
my Buzz Lightyear!

203
00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:00,344
Yeah. Okay.
All right.

204
00:08:02,614 --> 00:08:04,014
Hello, there.
I'm here for...

205
00:08:04,116 --> 00:08:06,784
Uh, save it, Kenny.
All right. Gracie?

206
00:08:06,852 --> 00:08:08,886
Daphne's daddy's here!

207
00:08:09,988 --> 00:08:11,589
Honey, honey?
Yeah?

208
00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,990
You got Kenny from work?

209
00:08:13,058 --> 00:08:14,192
Yeah. So what?

210
00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,927
Isn't he a little dim?

211
00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:19,297
No, he's a genius I pay eight
bucks an hour to clean up.

212
00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:22,266
Hi, honey.
Hi!

213
00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:24,368
Hello, there.
I'm here for...

214
00:08:24,436 --> 00:08:25,836
Yeah, yeah. The bird,
the bird, the bird.

215
00:08:25,904 --> 00:08:27,171
This one here.
Right here. See?

216
00:08:27,239 --> 00:08:28,806
Oh. That's her.
Oh, yes!

217
00:08:28,874 --> 00:08:31,008
Look.
Great.

218
00:08:31,076 --> 00:08:34,711
Well, perhaps a kiss from the
missus and I'll be on my way.

219
00:08:36,614 --> 00:08:37,748
I named her Daphne.

220
00:08:37,816 --> 00:08:38,983
What do you call her?

221
00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:41,952
Oh. Um...
I call her Cheryl.

222
00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:43,721
That's my mom's name.

223
00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:46,724
Oh. I call her Gracie.

224
00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:47,992
That's my name.

225
00:08:48,059 --> 00:08:49,894
You don't know your
own bird's name?

226
00:08:49,961 --> 00:08:51,930
Hey, I got a lot on my plate.

227
00:08:52,631 --> 00:08:55,132
Oh. Well, stranger,

228
00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,002
don't you think it's
time you should move on?

229
00:08:58,070 --> 00:08:59,804
With your bird?

230
00:09:00,639 --> 00:09:01,906
(SQUAWKS)
(EXCLAIMS)

231
00:09:01,973 --> 00:09:04,942
Wow. Jim, you didn't
tell me it had a beak.

232
00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:08,612
I thought that was implied
when I said it was a bird!

233
00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,013
You know my daddy's name?

234
00:09:10,081 --> 00:09:11,849
JIM: Oh...
Oh. No.

235
00:09:11,916 --> 00:09:13,851
Um, it's written on his shirt.

236
00:09:13,918 --> 00:09:16,286
Yeah.
That's says, "Chicago Bears."

237
00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:18,789
She can read?
Yes.

238
00:09:18,857 --> 00:09:20,858
Oh, man! That's it.
Game over, Jim.

239
00:09:20,925 --> 00:09:21,925
Easy, easy, easy!

240
00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:23,594
I knew it wasn't your bird.

241
00:09:23,662 --> 00:09:25,696
You're a big liar!

242
00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:26,831
(DAPHNE CHIRPS)

243
00:09:28,366 --> 00:09:31,469
All liars!
I hate you!

244
00:09:32,938 --> 00:09:34,505
(SIGHS)

245
00:09:34,572 --> 00:09:36,273
So, how'd I do?

246
00:09:39,878 --> 00:09:41,779
Not so good, Kenny.

247
00:09:41,846 --> 00:09:42,980
Can I still have my pickles?

248
00:09:43,048 --> 00:09:44,949
Pickles are for closers!

249
00:09:51,656 --> 00:09:53,757
Gracie? Sweetie,
let Mommy in.

250
00:09:53,825 --> 00:09:55,759
GRACIE: No!

251
00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:59,297
All right. Ruby,
open the door.

252
00:09:59,364 --> 00:10:01,666
I'm in here.
I don't like that bird.

253
00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:05,702
Did she lock it?

254
00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:07,304
Yeah. Oh, Jim, we
shouldn't have done that.

255
00:10:07,372 --> 00:10:09,106
Now she's never
gonna trust us again.

256
00:10:09,174 --> 00:10:11,775
Yeah, well,
hindsight's always 24/7.

257
00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,212
Look, I think you should
take the fall for this one.

258
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,514
What?
Come on.

259
00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,249
I've been the bad guy
the last four times.

260
00:10:18,316 --> 00:10:20,418
You were the bad guy
the last four times.

261
00:10:20,485 --> 00:10:21,818
Really?
Yes.

262
00:10:21,886 --> 00:10:24,388
Well, would a bad guy
know how to pick a lock?

263
00:10:24,456 --> 00:10:25,556
Yeah.

264
00:10:31,629 --> 00:10:33,197
Aw.

265
00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:36,967
Look at her.
With that little bird.

266
00:10:37,035 --> 00:10:38,936
She looks like a tiny
little Bond villain.

267
00:10:39,004 --> 00:10:40,104
Yeah.

268
00:10:41,106 --> 00:10:42,706
Oh, sweetie.

269
00:10:42,774 --> 00:10:46,077
Oh, honey, we are so sorry.

270
00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:49,614
It's just that that bird
was driving us all crazy.

271
00:10:49,681 --> 00:10:51,548
But you lied.

272
00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:52,816
Yes, honey.

273
00:10:52,884 --> 00:10:56,520
Sometimes parents do that
because the truth is just

274
00:10:56,588 --> 00:10:59,790
harder and it takes more time.

275
00:10:59,858 --> 00:11:03,627
Yeah. And sometimes mommies
and daddies make mistakes.

276
00:11:03,695 --> 00:11:05,496
And lying to you was a big one.

277
00:11:05,563 --> 00:11:06,764
Big.
Really?

278
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:07,965
Yes.

279
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:11,268
So is Grandpa really sleeping?

280
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,172
(SIGHS) No.

281
00:11:14,239 --> 00:11:15,405
No.

282
00:11:15,473 --> 00:11:17,375
Is thunder really
angels bowling?

283
00:11:17,442 --> 00:11:18,742
(CHUCKLES)

284
00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:20,377
No.

285
00:11:20,445 --> 00:11:21,912
Is Mommy really 29?

286
00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:22,813
Yes.

287
00:11:30,054 --> 00:11:31,288
That Dagwood!

288
00:11:31,356 --> 00:11:33,590
(LAUGHS) Oh, the
guy's got a hot wife

289
00:11:33,658 --> 00:11:36,394
and all he can think about
is giant sandwiches.

290
00:11:36,461 --> 00:11:40,464
Yeah. That would never
happen in real life.

291
00:11:40,531 --> 00:11:42,934
She's gone. Daphne's gone! What?

292
00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:45,002
I went upstairs to get Daphne

293
00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:48,239
and the window was
open and she's gone!

294
00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:49,773
You did it!

295
00:11:49,841 --> 00:11:51,709
You opened the window.
You hate her!

296
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:55,045
I did not do that,
honey. I swear!

297
00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:56,413
Gracie!

298
00:11:56,481 --> 00:11:58,115
Cheryl!
What?

299
00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,583
Leaving the window open?

300
00:11:59,651 --> 00:12:01,452
You didn't think
she'd get that?

301
00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:04,588
Me? Andy hates that
bird more than I do.

302
00:12:04,656 --> 00:12:06,057
Andy?
Please.

303
00:12:06,124 --> 00:12:09,126
If I wanted that bird gone,
it'd be deep-fried by now.

304
00:12:09,194 --> 00:12:12,229
Besides, I seem to remember Dana
leaving windows open before.

305
00:12:12,297 --> 00:12:13,330
Dana?

306
00:12:13,398 --> 00:12:15,066
Oh, come on, you guys.
It's obvious.

307
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,168
This has the stink
of Jim all over it!

308
00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:18,769
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!

309
00:12:18,836 --> 00:12:21,339
Accusing the accuser?
I invented that dodge!

310
00:12:21,406 --> 00:12:22,706
You know it was you,
Dana. You know...

311
00:12:22,774 --> 00:12:24,975
All right, all right.
Stop it! Stop it!

312
00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:26,844
We're turning on each other.

313
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:30,114
Cheryl's right. Don't you see it, guys?
Don't you see it?

314
00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:33,050
(WHISPERING) This is
exactly what Gracie wants.

315
00:12:33,118 --> 00:12:34,151
She's trying to split us up

316
00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:35,820
so she can take us
out one at a time.

317
00:12:35,887 --> 00:12:37,421
Oh.

318
00:12:37,488 --> 00:12:39,289
I wanna go look for Daphne.

319
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,025
All right, honey.
Well, just be back by dinner.

320
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,325
Oh, Jim!

321
00:12:42,393 --> 00:12:44,394
Sweetie, maybe Daphne
went to the park.

322
00:12:44,462 --> 00:12:46,263
Why don't you and Daddy
go look together?

323
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,431
Come on, Daddy. Hurry!

324
00:12:47,499 --> 00:12:49,132
(GROANING)
All right, all right.

325
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,035
Sweetie, I'm right behind you.

326
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,836
Andy. Andy, come on.
You're coming with me.

327
00:12:52,904 --> 00:12:54,038
Why do I have to go?

328
00:12:54,105 --> 00:12:55,505
This is a complete
waste of time.

329
00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:57,340
You know we'll
never find that bird.

330
00:12:57,408 --> 00:12:58,876
Andy, I went
bar-hopping with you

331
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,846
knowing full well you
wouldn't find a woman.

332
00:13:06,518 --> 00:13:09,153
GRACIE: Daphne! Daphne!

333
00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:10,421
Daphne.

334
00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:15,259
Damn! I do
love the park.

335
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:19,062
Beautiful day, fluffy
cloud of cotton candy,

336
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:20,931
all the college kids
playing frisbee.

337
00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:22,399
Dude, hit me high.

338
00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:23,567
(SCREAMS)

339
00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:26,303
(LAUGHING)

340
00:13:26,371 --> 00:13:29,073
(GRUNTS) Right in my bird lump.

341
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,743
Daphne! Daphne!

342
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,111
Daphne.

343
00:13:34,178 --> 00:13:35,345
Where is she, Daddy?

344
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:37,548
Oh, Gracie, I don't know.

345
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,217
Come here, baby.

346
00:13:40,285 --> 00:13:42,052
Come over here.
You know what?

347
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,156
We've been looking
for a whole hour.

348
00:13:45,223 --> 00:13:47,124
I don't think Daphne's here.

349
00:13:47,192 --> 00:13:49,493
I mean, for all we know, she
could be in Mexico right now.

350
00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:50,661
Mexico?

351
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,897
JIM: Oh, yeah.
Birds love Mexico.

352
00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:56,300
(CHIRPS)

353
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:59,503
It's sunny and warm and they've
got peanut butter waterfalls.

354
00:14:00,205 --> 00:14:01,872
Birdseed beaches.

355
00:14:03,308 --> 00:14:05,543
Okay, that's not
quite the truth.

356
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:08,546
But, if she's there,

357
00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:10,347
and I think she is,

358
00:14:10,415 --> 00:14:11,749
I'm sure she's
having a good time.

359
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,117
Psst.

360
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,252
What do you say we go home?
ANDY: Psst!

361
00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:15,185
GRACIE: Yeah.
JIM: All right.

362
00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:16,453
Psst. Jim.

363
00:14:16,521 --> 00:14:17,822
What?

364
00:14:17,889 --> 00:14:21,825
B-I-R-D-A-T-C-I-X-O,
apostrophe, C-L-O-C-K.

365
00:14:23,895 --> 00:14:26,329
Want to have sex with a clock?

366
00:14:26,397 --> 00:14:28,065
(MOUTHING)

367
00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:29,533
(GASPS)

368
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:35,405
Gracie, why don't you count the
grass between here and the rock?

369
00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:37,508
And I'll give you a nickel.

370
00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:42,212
(WHISPERING) Oh, damn.

371
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,147
Moments away from
a clean getaway.

372
00:14:44,215 --> 00:14:45,616
I hate that bird!
Hey.

373
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,651
I got an idea.
Okay, all I need

374
00:14:47,719 --> 00:14:49,853
is three dryer sheets,
a gallon of chocolate milk

375
00:14:49,921 --> 00:14:52,423
and a beekeeper's hat.

376
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:53,891
What do you say
we just walk this way

377
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,692
and maybe Gracie
will follow us?

378
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,429
Well, if you wanna think
inside the box, sure.

379
00:15:00,531 --> 00:15:01,631
Wait.

380
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,535
What?

381
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,103
I can't lie to Gracie again.

382
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:07,070
What?

383
00:15:07,138 --> 00:15:08,438
I can't go.

384
00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:10,708
Jim! You're gonna be stuck
with that bird forever.

385
00:15:10,775 --> 00:15:12,376
They live longer
than people, you know.

386
00:15:12,443 --> 00:15:14,445
I know.

387
00:15:14,512 --> 00:15:18,683
But look at her. I can't hurt her again.
This is my daughter.

388
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:20,851
Yeah.

389
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:25,689
Man! I hope one day I'm
as good a dad as you are.

390
00:15:25,857 --> 00:15:26,990
Ow!

391
00:15:27,825 --> 00:15:29,126
(GRUNTING)

392
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,761
Damn you, kids!

393
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,629
I'm gonna rip out your arms
and beat you with them.

394
00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:35,132
Oh, yeah.
You'd better run.

395
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,672
Hey, Gracie, look!
Daphne, right there.

396
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:44,308
Daphne! Daphne!

397
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,610
Oh, don't scare her.
You're...

398
00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:47,812
She's in this tree!

399
00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:49,480
Go get her, quick!

400
00:15:51,082 --> 00:15:52,917
I was afraid that
was gonna be next.

401
00:15:52,984 --> 00:15:54,518
Hurry, Daddy.
She'll get away!

402
00:15:54,585 --> 00:15:56,152
I'm hurrying.
I'm hurrying.

403
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:59,990
It's just been a long time
since I've climbed a tree,

404
00:16:00,057 --> 00:16:01,191
sober.

405
00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:03,394
(GRUNTING)

406
00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:04,828
Hey, birdie.

407
00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:07,364
Okay, baby.

408
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:09,165
Okay, take it easy now.

409
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:10,567
That's it, Daphne.

410
00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:11,635
Okay.

411
00:16:11,703 --> 00:16:13,169
(DAPHNE SQUAWKS)

412
00:16:13,237 --> 00:16:15,805
Come here.
Nice and easy.

413
00:16:15,873 --> 00:16:18,342
Come on. Come here,
you stupid little bird.

414
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,611
Come on. Come on.
Come over here for a minute!

415
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:21,878
(DAPHNE SQUAWKS)
(JIM YELLS)

416
00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:23,013
(GRUNTING)

417
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,017
Come here, Daphne.

418
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,322
I love you.
Let's go home.

419
00:16:31,389 --> 00:16:32,590
(TWEETS)

420
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:35,059
Oh, Daphne, I would
never be mad at you.

421
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,226
(GROANING)

422
00:16:38,462 --> 00:16:40,197
Whose croquet ball?

423
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,232
(GROANING)

424
00:16:44,735 --> 00:16:46,270
Gracie?

425
00:16:46,337 --> 00:16:47,704
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)

426
00:16:51,609 --> 00:16:53,777
(GROANS)

427
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:57,447
I guess I'm gonna miss the Chicago
Marathon again this year.

428
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:58,481
Oh, I'm not doing it alone.

429
00:16:58,549 --> 00:17:01,285
So I guess I'm out, too.

430
00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:02,886
You guys have the
worst luck with that.

431
00:17:02,954 --> 00:17:04,321
I know.

432
00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:05,856
All right, Jim,
here's your ice pack.

433
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,624
Oh, could you put it
under my tailbone?

434
00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:08,825
Yeah. Life's too short.

435
00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:10,460
(DAPHNE SQUAWKS)
(ALL EXCLAIM)

436
00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:11,862
I can't believe it.

437
00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:13,430
Why couldn't a kitty have
flown into your head?

438
00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:15,465
I like kitties.
Ow!

439
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:17,067
Look at yourself.
You're losing it.

440
00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:19,135
We're playing right
into Gracie's hands.

441
00:17:19,203 --> 00:17:20,871
Oh.
Oh, get off it.

442
00:17:21,539 --> 00:17:23,473
Look, Gracie's happy.

443
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,209
And if she gets bored
of the bird in a week,

444
00:17:25,276 --> 00:17:26,777
Dana can open the window again.
ANDY: Hmm.

445
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:28,145
I told you.
It wasn't me.

446
00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:29,946
Oh, please.
Mmm-hmm.

447
00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:31,982
Well, somebody opened the window.
It didn't just...

448
00:17:32,049 --> 00:17:33,316
...open itself.

449
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:37,354
I hate that bird!

450
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:42,660
Oh, I'd yell at her but my
heart wouldn't be in it.

451
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:43,727
Hello?

452
00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:44,895
Uh, yeah?

453
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,129
I'm Ginger Curran,

454
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,330
and I believe
you met my husband Sean.

455
00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:48,499
Oh, yes. Hi!
Hi.

456
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,334
You still have that bird?

457
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,102
Yeah. Yeah, we do.

458
00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:54,505
Gracie, would you bring
Daphne down, please?

459
00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:57,007
Oh, I thought it
wasn't your bird?

460
00:17:57,074 --> 00:17:59,476
I know, I know. But my wife's
thinking about spending $2000

461
00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:00,744
on another bird.

462
00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:03,080
So, I just...
Where's the bird?

463
00:18:03,414 --> 00:18:04,581
JIM: Gracie...

464
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,216
Oh! Georgie!

465
00:18:06,284 --> 00:18:07,651
(EXCLAIMING)

466
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:10,454
That's my Georgie!

467
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,489
But it's not Georgie.

468
00:18:12,557 --> 00:18:13,857
It's Daphne.

469
00:18:13,924 --> 00:18:15,826
Oh, sweetie, come here.

470
00:18:17,128 --> 00:18:19,229
Come here.
Oh, honey!

471
00:18:19,296 --> 00:18:21,899
I know you took really
good care of that bird.

472
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,601
Oh, my little Georgie!

473
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:27,737
I'll never let you out
of my sight again.

474
00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,406
Do I have to give her back?

475
00:18:29,474 --> 00:18:30,608
ALL: Yes.

476
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:33,110
Yeah.

477
00:18:33,177 --> 00:18:35,679
Mommy, can I say
goodbye to Daphne?

478
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,348
Oh! Sure, sweetie.

479
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,319
There you go.

480
00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:44,654
Oh, Daphne, I love you.

481
00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:46,690
I don't want you to go.

482
00:18:46,757 --> 00:18:49,093
So, we're going to Mexico.

483
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:56,666
Don't worry.
She doesn't have a passport.

484
00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:57,935
Jim, bird's in the tree.

485
00:18:58,002 --> 00:18:59,469
Would you come out here? Ugh!

486
00:18:59,537 --> 00:19:01,405
I hate that bird.
Yeah.

487
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:05,809
Hey.
Hey.

488
00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:07,411
What's up?
Bird's gone again.

489
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,511
No!
You seen it?

490
00:19:08,579 --> 00:19:10,413
No.

491
00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:14,384
Come to think of it, I haven't
seen Gracie in a few days either.

492
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:19,689
Aren't grown-ups stupid?

493
00:19:19,757 --> 00:19:21,091
(LAUGHING)

494
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:25,862
(SIGHING CONTENTEDLY)