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I'm doing fine.
You know, I mean,

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I'm working on the road.
I'm playing clubs.

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I mean, a lot of guys
I start out with, you know,

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they're performing
for the president.

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And that doesn't bother you?

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Like, people that
you started out with,

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they're performing
for the president.

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Where are you?
You're at Hooters in Vegas.

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I'm at Hooters.

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I left Hooters,

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and now I'm at
knuckleheads and yuk yuk's

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and the funny bone.

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And you're not angry!

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You're not angry about it.

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But you know what?

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A lot of those guys
are doing...

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You know,
a lot of them opened up for me.

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You know, ray Romano,
roseanne.

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Right.
You had a lot of guys.

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Rob Schneider, David spade.
They're huge.

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Yeah, but a lot of these guys
fell to the wayside.

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A lot of them are doing fine,
but a lot of them

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have a lot of,
like, real mental problems.

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And you don't have
any mental problems.

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No, I don't have
any mental problems, okay?

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No, I don't, you know.

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I got a great wife.

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I got a great daughter
and... and... and...

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And everything's
kind of cool.

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I mean,
I'm almost 60 years old,

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which doesn't bother me,
but my wife's almost 60.

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What's going on out there? I
got a... I'll take care of it.

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What's going on? All right,
look, it's not... it's not...

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What the hell's going on?
It's not television.

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We'll pick it up
in a minute.

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What kind of stupid operation is this?
All right, all right, all right.

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Hey, Jack?

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Jack?

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Jack?

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I'm interviewing someone
in the garage.

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Can we, uh,
work on the fence later?

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Oh, sure. No problem.

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I can do this any time.
Okay.

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Now that I'm retired,
it's all I'm doing.

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Till I die.

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O-okay. Great.

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Oh, maybe you should
get yourself

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one of those on-air lights

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and put it
on my side of the garage.

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Are you kidding?

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'Cause that's a...
That's a good idea.

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I can install it for you.

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'Cause, really,
I got nothing to do.

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Yeah, we can talk about it.
Okay.

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Just let me know when I can get
back to avoiding my mortality.

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Okay?
All right. Thanks, Jack.

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Anything else
you need done around the house,

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you let me know.

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I will, Jack.

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Yeah, that's just great.

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Oh, my god.

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What kind of Mickey mouse thing
you got going on here?

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It's not ideal.

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You know, "hogan's heroes,"
when they broadcast out of

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their bunker under the tree
trunk was better than this.

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Stop it. You know, it's like

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some kind of pirate
radio station in Trinidad.

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This is unbelievable.

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What if... what...
What if...

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What if it'd gone
a different direction, Bobby?

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Is there something
other than comedy

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you might
see yourself doing?

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No, because
I'm not a people person.

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I don't know
if you can tell that.

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But, uh...
But I'm not that bitter.

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I'm not that angry,
you know.

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No, I can feel that.

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And for years, I heard that
you were more bitter

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and more angry than I was.
Right.

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And now... and now I think,
you know, you got your podcast.

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You're doing well.

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So now I think
I may be a little more bitter.

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So you win.
You're the winner.

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I'm the winner!

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Finally I won at something.

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So we can start again.
Okay, so where were we?

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We were talking about
how you're not angry.

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I'm not angry, okay?!

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But I come in here
and all of a sudden

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there's lawn mowers
out there.

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You can't even get some egg
crates and put them on the wall.

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I'll get them!
I'll get them!

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You go to home depot, $20.

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You can put sound proofing
on here.

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All right, all right.

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You fix the place up.
All right.

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But I'm not angry!
I know you're not.

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You know,
I used to do a lot of shows.

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I was on
conan o'brien's show.

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I was on a lot of shows.

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They don't have me on anymore,
so I became...

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Yeah. Why is that?
I don't know why.

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You really don't know why? I got to
come broadcast out of a guy's garage.

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This is great.

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Come home to the same woman

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after 25 years...
25 years of marriage.

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I-I... all right.
I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted.

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I'm drained.
I'm exhausted, too.

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This is the dumbest show
I've ever done in my life.

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♪ Won't fall for it

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♪ you can't see

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♪ and you can't tell

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♪ I just can't drink
from the poisoned well ♪

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what is this?

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This is...
These are the wrong buttons.

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This is your face.

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I-I know, but you were supposed
to do the one of me yelling,

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not the one
where I look like an asshole.

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Isn't there
some kind of overlap here?

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What's happening
with the hat?

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"My logo," it says...

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Wait. Wait.
Where are you going?

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We're in the middle
of a transaction.

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Lady?

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Well, I don't even know
why you are messing around

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with these ridiculous buttons
to begin with.

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This is merch, Andy.

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No, no, no.
T-shirts are merch.

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Coffee mugs are merch.

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R-rush limbaugh...
You can buy

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a replica
of that chair he sits in.

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Rush limbaugh?

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Yeah, he makes a chair,

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and it holds up to 1,000 pounds
of hate and bravado.

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What do you sell?

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I sell comedy, Marc. Oh.

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I sell joy.
And I sell wonder.

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Aw. You sell
everything but tickets.

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Wait. Where...

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Come on.
Are we good? I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.
I'm fine. You can't hurt me.

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I'm impervious
to whatever it is you're doing.

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Oh, god. What?

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Are you losing another
Twitter war with a 9-year-old?

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No,
I'm done with that asshole.

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No, this is about

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that Danny ruckler meeting
I have today.

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I'm dreading it, man.

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That guy makes crap movies.

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I mean, what did he make?
"Lunchlady," "slaps mccrackin'."

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I mean, why am I doing this?

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Is this the kind of film
I'm aspiring to be in?

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I mean... you're not doing
this to get an Oscar.

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You're doing it
to get health insurance.

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And you <i>need</i>
<i>health insurance.</i>

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No, I-I get it.
I know who I am.

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I'm a 48-year-old man
who works out of his garage

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who has to reach out

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to some talentless douche bag
he went to college with

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so he can throw me a bone.

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I get it.

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This is... this is the life
I made for myself.

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Don't beat yourself up.

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There's no scenario

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in which your life wouldn't be
completely miserable.

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That's not true.

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You're doing what you love.

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You've got cred.

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Not to mention

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this booming side business
selling shitty buttons.

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Why don't you look at
this movie thing for what it is?

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It's an acting job.

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Danny ruckler's a hack, man!

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Don't let your jealousy
ruin this for you.

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You got to watch that.

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You got
a self-destructive streak.

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Oh, don't worry.
I'm fully destructive.

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Hey, I'm not
paying for these buttons.

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Suck my dick!

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Did that just happen?

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I think we should go.
That's my cue to go.

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Hey,
why don't you put your face

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on one of
these cheap water bottles?

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You know,
the kind that give you cancer?

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Okay. That's very funny.

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People will remember you.
Yeah, keep talking.

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You're the... you're the guy
who gave them cancer!

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You know, I've never really
been very good at compromise.

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It's not
that I-I had a vision

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of what I should
or shouldn't be.

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It's just that I-I never liked
being told what to do.

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And I never liked doing things
that I didn't want to do.

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In other words, I'm a child.

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I am a child.

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And that's why I'm speaking
to you from my garage right now.

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I mean, think about it.

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You know what?
I'll think about it.

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If I just learned
how to compromise earlier on,

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I may be... I-I might have been
in a different place in my life.

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But I think my fear
is that if I did do that,

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on some level I'd never
recover from that compromise.

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This is some heavy speculation
about compromise, people.

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But knowing... I can tell you
this from experience...

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Knowing that
I never really did compromise,

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I can honestly say

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that <i>that</i> hasn't really
worked out, either.

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I mean, look at me.

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I'm not
feeling sorry for myself.

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I'm, uh... I'm babbling
enthusiastically about myself.

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Hey, could you spare
a dollar?

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Yeah, man.

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Just remember this,

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'cause I'll probably be
out here with you next year.

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Hey, I'm just, uh,
looking for a friend.

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Hey! There he is.

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Hey.

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Come here.

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Huh? All right.

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We're doing this thing.

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Yeah. You look good.

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You lost weight? Sure.

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It's been, you know,
a long time.

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It's been too long. Right?

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Too long.

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I was just
telling my friend that.

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It's been too long.

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Sit.

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Sit.

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There you go.
Got your keys, your phone.

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Another phone.

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What are you, a magician?

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You still got it.

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Hey. Mm.

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You got a mustache now, huh?

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Yeah, I got tired
of the whole beard.

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Let's just get
the awkwardness out of the way.

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Your manager told me about
your insurance situation, so...

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Done.

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Wow. Cool. Done.

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Thanks, man.
I appreciate that.

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I'm just glad
to be in a position to help.

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A middle-aged man should not
be without health insurance.

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- Right?
- This country, huh?

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Hey, don't say that too loud.
You'll get kicked out of the 1%.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Uh, bottled, please.

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Thank you, Kelly.

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Kids change everything. Mm.

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You know who's really gone to
shit since the twins were born?

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Who's that? The nanny.

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She used to be so hot.

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Now she's just
tired all the time.

252
00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,762
I can't even imagine kids.
I mean, I got... I got cats.

253
00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:19,764
They're obviously
not blood relatives, but, uh...

254
00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,933
So, how many of us are left
from the old Boston crew?

255
00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,169
How many are still out here?
Is it down to just me and you?

256
00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,770
Wow. Yeah, pretty much.

257
00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:28,940
I mean, Tony is married.
He's in advertising now.

258
00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,109
Gary is
off the grid entirely.

259
00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,111
I think
he legitimately disappeared.

260
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,280
That is not a shocker.
That's true.

261
00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,516
So, it really is just us,
huh?

262
00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,017
Yeah, it seems like
everybody who thought

263
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,485
they could be happy
doing something else

264
00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:41,653
just packed up and left.

265
00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,455
Ah,
they were the smart ones.

266
00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:45,657
Maybe.
Hey, what ever happened

267
00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,692
to that...
That old girlfriend of yours?

268
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,128
She was so great.
What... what was her name?

269
00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,663
Diane.

270
00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:52,697
Diane from Delaware, right?

271
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:53,798
Yeah.

272
00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,001
You guys were so... Close.

273
00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:58,870
What ever happened to her?
I-I really don't know.

274
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,172
I mean, I haven't even
thought about her in 30 years.

275
00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:04,509
I mean, I can't even imagine
what she looks like now.

276
00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:08,813
She seemed like
a real keeper, that one.

277
00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,982
Yeah, I loved her.

278
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,884
But I don't think
it would have lasted.

279
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,653
I mean,
she wanted a normal life.

280
00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,022
I wanted to do my thing,
whatever the hell that is.

281
00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,323
That sucks.

282
00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,858
I mean,
to make it in this business,

283
00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,159
you got to
sacrifice so much.

284
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,994
I thank god
that I didn't fall in love

285
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,996
till after I was successful.

286
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,832
My wife is 26.

287
00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,701
I met her
on the set of "slaps."

288
00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,336
"Slaps." She was an extra.

289
00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,171
She's very smart.

290
00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,173
She's a yoga instructor,
nutritionalist,

291
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,174
a massage therapist.

292
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,742
Whoa. Yeah.

293
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,711
She does art.
She does it all.

294
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,846
She paints... Sort of.

295
00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,915
She paints pets,
like celebrity pets,

296
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,351
but in the style
of the great masters.

297
00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:49,854
Yeah. She could do your cats
like a Picasso or Leroy neiman.

298
00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:53,258
Leroy neiman. Lot of color. Maybe
boxing, skiing. Yeah, yeah.

299
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,061
My cat, maybe,
monkey hitting Muhammad Ali.

300
00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,030
She could do that. You're talking to
the wrong guy about buying a painting.

301
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,032
But, yeah, I'll take one
if you want to...

302
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,701
I'll give you one. I'll say that
I charged you for it, all right?

303
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,203
And we'll write up a receipt

304
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,204
as though you paid.

305
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,873
These prices are ridiculous.

306
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,916
Tyler, just get the one
off the kids menu.

307
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:18,917
It's half as much.

308
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,218
Mom. What?

309
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,252
You're not gonna finish it
anyway.

310
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,089
No.
I want the grownup steak.

311
00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,757
You said
if I got a "b" on my test,

312
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,125
I could get whatever I want.

313
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,228
Marc. Marc,
stop playing with your phone.

314
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,230
I'm sick of fighting
these battles by myself.

315
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,733
Look, I didn't even want to come
here in the first place.

316
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,101
Bribing a kid to get a "b."

317
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,069
I mean, is that how we're
raising our children...

318
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,071
To be mediocre and corrupt,
like Russian autocrats?

319
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,973
Oh, great.
Here comes another rant.

320
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,976
I'll give you mediocre.

321
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,811
Do you even know
what that means?

322
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,647
Come on.
Don't be an asshole.

323
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,316
I don't want your sister doing
that or what it represents ever.

324
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,752
I'm sorry.
Daddy said a bad word.

325
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,921
Great, Marc. Awesome parenting.
Thank you.

326
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,089
What? I said I was sorry.

327
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,658
It's just
this place is expensive.

328
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:00,759
Are we poor?

329
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,594
No, sweetie. We're fine.

330
00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:05,630
Yes, we're fine.
We'll always be fine.

331
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:08,133
We'll just never be good.
All right. Okay.

332
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,001
I'm sorry
I don't kiss ass at work.

333
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,936
I'm sorry
if I'm the only guy there

334
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:15,106
that likes to be judged
on the merits of his creativity.

335
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:18,109
"The merits of his creativity."

336
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,011
You mean
the talking-cat campaign?

337
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,813
Yes.
The talking-cat campaign.

338
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,615
All right?
I sold out enough.

339
00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:25,283
I don't need
to sell out anymore.

340
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,185
I like the talking cat,
daddy.

341
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,653
Thank you, baby.

342
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:29,954
I thought it sucked.

343
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,322
Yeah, it did suck,
all right?

344
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,958
But sadly, it's the best work
I've done at this job.

345
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,795
Yeah, like you ever would have
made it as a stand-up.

346
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,798
If I'd given it a shot,
you know,

347
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,800
maybe I could have
had ray Romano's career.

348
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,968
I'm as likeable
as ray Romano.

349
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:47,806
Trust me, you're not.

350
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,140
When does it stop?

351
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,308
Why do you got to
keep crushing my spirit?

352
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,976
All right?
It's crushed. I get it.

353
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,478
You don't think I would have
been a good comedian.

354
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,146
You sold me on that.

355
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,716
That's why I married you.
You don't have to reiterate it.

356
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,350
Are you guys
getting a divorce?

357
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,819
I'm open to it.

358
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:03,988
Yeah,
like you could be alone.

359
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,424
I wouldn't be alone.
Who's going with daddy?

360
00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:12,330
All right, fine.
I'll make new kids.

361
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,833
So I set her up with
her own gallery on sunset.

362
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:15,900
Traitors.

363
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:20,672
What? Nothing.

364
00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:21,906
Uh...

365
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,341
Do you remember
that comedy troupe

366
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,176
that we joined in college?

367
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,178
Yeah. Spray paint.

368
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,847
Oh, that was douchey,

369
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,015
with the colored shirts
and the white overalls.

370
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,350
And we'd end each scene
with...

371
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,853
Spray paint!

372
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,090
Spray paint!

373
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,427
You remember
that after party?

374
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,895
Hey, hey, hey.

375
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,764
If this is
about the gay thing,

376
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,032
I was drunk,
and nothing happened, pal.

377
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,367
Yeah, you can remember it
however you want,

378
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:52,036
but you and Leo
were real handsy.

379
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:55,173
No, dude.
Not in a million years.

380
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,713
Let's have kids.

381
00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:04,716
Honey, you can't even
keep a plant alive.

382
00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:07,552
Oh, believe me, if we had a kid,
I'd remember to water it.

383
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,220
You know what?

384
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,055
It's that kind of wit
that made me turn you.

385
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,424
Oh, don't flatter yourself.
You didn't turn me.

386
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,059
I was just in denial.

387
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,128
I think that's why I was
so angry when I was younger.

388
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,297
You are still angry.

389
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,266
But I think
you hide it a little better.

390
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,234
A kid would be so much fun.

391
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,236
Are you kidding?
I mean, you can't even

392
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,305
stop thinking about yourself
for five minutes.

393
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,574
How are you gonna
take care of a child

394
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,942
if you're still a child?

395
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,577
It would bring us
closer together.

396
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,479
And you think that's
a good reason to have a kid?

397
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,780
It's <i>a</i> reason.

398
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,081
It's selfish.

399
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,117
We've got to do something
to change things up.

400
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:42,086
I just think
you're too complacent.

401
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,322
You know what?
You should go to the gym.

402
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,125
Why? Do I look fat?
Am I unattractive to you now?

403
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,927
You look great.

404
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,328
I'm just tired of hearing
you talk about going to the gym,

405
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,462
and then
you don't go to the gym.

406
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,798
All right, I know. I know.

407
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,266
You're the only gay man I know that
doesn't enjoy going to the gym.

408
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,935
I get it, Leo.

409
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,937
The only reason that
you even want to have a kid

410
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,104
is 'cause you're bored.

411
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,106
And that's my fault.

412
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,809
I mean, I think that my success
has made you too comfortable.

413
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,312
I think that it's robbed you
of your creative drive.

414
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,847
You know what?

415
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,315
You should go back
to your one-man show.

416
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,950
Oh, which one?

417
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,985
The one about your mother's
eating disorder...

418
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,353
That was brilliant.

419
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,856
Yeah. But I couldn't perform
it until she died,

420
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,457
or I'd never
hear the end of it.

421
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,493
True.

422
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,295
You know I still love you,
right?

423
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,297
Yeah, I know.
I love you, too.

424
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,832
Remember back in the day,

425
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,467
we couldn't
keep our hands off each other.

426
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,002
I know.

427
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,171
You want to go blow me
in the men's room?

428
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,139
Get me out of here!

429
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,307
Get him out of there!

430
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,509
What?

431
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,346
Oh, nothing.
Nothing repressed.

432
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,214
Okay. So, what do you think?

433
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,317
About what? About the
role... bobo the hobo.

434
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,352
It's a real scene stealer.

435
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,820
You're always trying
to stow away

436
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,054
on bobcat goldthwait's
garbage truck.

437
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,056
And why is bobo
trying to do that?

438
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,158
He thinks it's a spaceship.
Hilarious.

439
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,228
I-I think
you're using that word wrong.

440
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,897
You would kill.

441
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,498
And you'd expose yourself
to a bigger audience,

442
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,499
make a little bank.

443
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,001
When the movie comes out,

444
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,168
we could even plug it
on your podcast.

445
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,670
What do you need
the podcast for?

446
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,572
You're gonna have commercials
all over the place.

447
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,173
Every platform counts
these days.

448
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:10,842
Yeah, well,
I don't know how to say this

449
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,510
without sounding like a dick,
but, uh...

450
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,078
I think you're already
sounding like a dick.

451
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,346
All right, well, look.

452
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,848
It's just my podcast...
It's specific.

453
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:19,183
You know, I'm careful
about what I put on there.

454
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:22,020
You know, it's got integrity
to it, and I just don't want...

455
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,022
Man, don't give me
that integrity bullshit.

456
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,356
Funny is funny, right? Yeah.

457
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:29,060
No. Based on perception.
You know what?

458
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,361
This is typical maron.

459
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,196
What does that even mean,
"typical maron"?

460
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,032
Personally, I don't give
a rat's ass about your podcast

461
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,566
or the 10 people
that listen to it,

462
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,202
but it drives me crazy when
you give someone an opportunity

463
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,871
to break out
in a major feature film

464
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,439
and you can't even
show any gratitude.

465
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,041
You're just gonna piss it away,
right?

466
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,375
Yeah. Okay, yeah.

467
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,211
So bobo the hobo's
a breakout opportunity for me.

468
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,579
You know why you never made it?
Why?

469
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,615
You're afraid to try. Yeah?

470
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,383
You hide behind
this integrity bullshit

471
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,085
'cause it makes you feel good
about not being successful.

472
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,553
But admit it.
You're afraid of trying.

473
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,956
No, I'm not gonna admit that,
Danny, 'cause it's crap.

474
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,390
Just 'cause
I wasn't lucky enough

475
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,060
to direct
shitty big-budget movies

476
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,227
doesn't mean I didn't try.

477
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,562
I've been
letting this business

478
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,297
beat the crap out of me
for 25 years.

479
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,465
Believe me!

480
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,500
I wish I had the balls
not to try.

481
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,978
All right, buddy.
Take a break.

482
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,579
Thanks, man.

483
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,983
Two porterhouse steaks,
a seared ahi on Greens.

484
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,250
The guy wanted to know

485
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,485
if he could sub asparagus
with potatoes.

486
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,753
Oh, of course he can,

487
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,621
if he goes
to another restaurant.

488
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,257
I mean, look at this, Kelly.
It's beautiful.

489
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,093
I put a lot of thought
into these dishes.

490
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,295
I'm not just some mommy
pouring ketchup on noodles.

491
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,763
Yeah, you're a real artist.

492
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,631
Yes, I am. We all are.

493
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,267
Can you just do it
so I can get a decent tip?

494
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,269
You know, some day, Kelly,
you're gonna sleep with me,

495
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,005
and all this sexual tension
will be behind us.

496
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,973
Yeah.
It'll be worth it, though.

497
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,274
Yeah. Won't it?

498
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,609
'Cause afterwards,
it'll be awkward,

499
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:55,279
so I'll have to quit
and actually pursue my dreams.

500
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:56,981
Oh, don't fall
into that trap.

501
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,183
Best thing I ever did
was quit show business.

502
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,954
No more disappointment.
No more compromise.

503
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:06,457
Now if I fail,
it's completely on my terms.

504
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,627
That's a really beautiful sentiment.
Isn't it?

505
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,630
You know, there's a couple of
guys having sex in the bathroom.

506
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:13,998
<i>Again?</i>

507
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,435
What are we,
a hot spot on grindr?

508
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,469
I'll deal with it.
Tonight's our night, Kelly.

509
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,470
Mm-hmm.

510
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,472
Am I right? No.

511
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,375
So that's a no? Yeah.

512
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,479
Hey, you reached out to me.

513
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,049
Do you want health insurance
or not?

514
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,317
Not enough to kiss your ass.

515
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,993
Hey. Hey, come on.
Let's not end it this way, huh?

516
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:43,327
End what?

517
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,729
Just 'cause
we were friends decades ago

518
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,330
doesn't mean we have to
act like we like each other.

519
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,498
That's bullshit.
And you know what?

520
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,167
We used to keep
each other going.

521
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,369
Now, don't... don't hate me
because I'm successful.

522
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,571
Oh, my god. I don't hate you
because you're successful.

523
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,506
I hate you because
you say things like that.

524
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,542
Come on. Let me help you.

525
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,243
Don't let your ego
get in the way.

526
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,345
Look, man, I-I'm not knocking
what you do, all right?

527
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,214
You bring a lot of joy
to a lot of people.

528
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,715
I do. Okay.

529
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,584
I'm just not comfortable
playing a fool.

530
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,352
Well, fine. Fine.
Make the part your own.

531
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:09,387
How do you see it?

532
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,755
How do I see it? Yeah.

533
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,758
If you were given free rein,
how would you play it?

534
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,397
Can't you see it, man?

535
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,699
There is a "they," and they're
trying to control us.

536
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,701
They already <i>do</i> control us.

537
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:27,538
We are just
the pain puppets of the 1%.

538
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:31,409
I mean, it goes from...
From wall street to Madison ave.

539
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,545
To 1600 penn.,
right up our collective a...

540
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:38,449
Shut up!...
Right up our collective asses.

541
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,584
I mean, come on.

542
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,252
We're all living the lie

543
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,455
that the media-industrial
complex creates

544
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:48,059
to support the plans of
the military-industrial complex.

545
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:50,561
How clear does it have to be?

546
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:54,432
Wake up, sheeple.

547
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,401
All right. All right, yeah.

548
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,769
Maybe I can play this guy

549
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,905
and... and give him
sort of a weird dignity.

550
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,406
Yes, you can! Right?

551
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,242
Yeah.
Yeah, I can do it. Right?

552
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,309
Yeah. I mean, I don't have to
self-destruct all the time.

553
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,611
Right.

554
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,312
I'm gonna have my people
call your people,

555
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,313
and we'll make this happen.

556
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,748
All right?

557
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,450
Maybe there's some hope for you
after all, maron.

558
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,452
Maybe. We're gonna do this.

559
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,320
Maybe!

560
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,660
I'm gonna do you proud, bro.

561
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,430
I don't know what day it is!

562
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,765
<i>I</i> don't know what day it is!

563
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,333
<i>I</i> don't know what day it is!

564
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,769
Aah! Aah!

565
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,337
Whoo!

566
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:37,508
Let's go to space!

567
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,177
Whoo!

568
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,279
<i>And cut! Print!</i>

569
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,647
<i>Check the chip.</i>

570
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,448
<i>I'm gonna get cgi.</i>

571
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,950
<i>The garbage truck's
gonna up in outer space.</i>

572
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,285
<i>Fantastic, Marc. Great.</i>

573
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,452
Thank you. <i>Great job.</i>

574
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,520
Thank you, Danny. <i>Thank you.</i>

575
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,454
Thank you, really.
<i>Moving on.</i>

576
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,123
All right. <i>Next.</i>

577
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:55,660
I got to be honest.
I had a great time playing bobo.

578
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,628
I'm glad. Really. Literally.

579
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,297
In my entire career,

580
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,631
I've never been recognized
on the street.

581
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,633
But now people shout,
"hey, what day is it?!"

582
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,802
I'm like,
"I don't know what day it is!"

583
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,870
I don't know what day it is!

584
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,471
Exactly. I'm glad.

585
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,207
And you had a good time
doing it, right?

586
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,808
I never get tired of saying it,
and I had a good time doing it.

587
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,344
Yeah, you know, "garbage man"
might not be high art,

588
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,480
but, uh, it's funny,
and, uh...

589
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:18,182
Yeah, and funny. It's...
Touching.

590
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,351
It's like you said.
Funny is funny.

591
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,320
That's it.
No apologies necessary.

592
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,188
Yeah.
You know, I got to say,

593
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,190
even though my movies
make a lot of money,

594
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,326
I've always had
this nagging insecurity

595
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,494
that no one really
respected my stuff.

596
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,697
But for some reason...

597
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,832
Maybe 'cause you're in it

598
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,667
or maybe 'cause
this one's a little smarter,

599
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:37,702
I don't know, but, uh...

600
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,838
This one seems to resonate.

601
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,741
You know, even the hip,
indie crowd that loves you

602
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,842
are giving me props
for this one.

603
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,178
It's... it's nice.

604
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,512
Really?

605
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:49,847
I mean, and that stuff's
important to you?

606
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:53,517
It's hard to say, but, uh...

607
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:55,353
Yeah, it is.

608
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,520
Well, that's good, man.

609
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,189
A-a-and I got to be honest
with you.

610
00:20:58,191 --> 00:20:59,690
It's hard to say this,

611
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:03,227
but I have always felt like
you were immensely talented.

612
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:07,365
Thank you. Thanks.
Sure, man.

613
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,042
You know, at some point,

614
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,944
you may think you know
what other people are thinking

615
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,913
or assume that they are thinking
the worst about you.

616
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,583
But I'd be willing to bet
that most of the time,

617
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,386
99% of the time, you're wrong,

618
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,620
because most of the time,

619
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,722
people are thinking
about themselves.

620
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,557
And the sooner you accept that,

621
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:37,395
the less likely you are
to put yourself in a position

622
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,397
that will
make you uncomfortable.

623
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,399
That makes sense, doesn't it?

624
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,735
I mean, insecurity is
what drives us into situations

625
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,570
that only add
to the pile of shit

626
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,472
that we're eventually gonna
have to dig ourselves out of

627
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:52,076
once we find ourselves,
like a wife you don't like

628
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,312
or a gay lover
you're not attracted to

629
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,415
or a... or a garbage truck
you think is a space ship.

630
00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:03,087
Mostly just a garbage truck
you think is a space ship.

631
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,588
Yeah, that one.

632
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,824
Mostly that.

633
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:17,768
♪ All right

634
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:21,605
♪ all right,
it's gonna tear you down ♪

635
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:23,441
♪ all night

636
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,510
♪ all night,
gonna tear you down ♪