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Hey, ho, history buffs!
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The Hulks are
jetting into Greece
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to meet up with one of the
biggest heroes of all time.
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I grew up reading myths
and legends about this guy.
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But it turns out he's real!
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The immortal Hercules!
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Super-strong, son of a deity,
he's like a Greek Thor!
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Been a celebrity for
literally thousands of years.
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And he wants to party with us!
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Hercules' idea of a party isn't
the same as yours, Rick.
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Last time he invited me
to one, we ended up battling
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some kind of giant
lion/goat/snake monster thing.
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You wouldn't know a party if it
backed over you in a clown car.
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Truth. And after
being lost in space,
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forced on the run
by the government,
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then hunting down the
bad guys who framed us,
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we deserve some chill time.
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Skaar chill hard!
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We're heroes.
We don't take breaks.
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Only reason we took his invite
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is because
I know it means trouble.
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Now that we've
cleared our names,
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we gotta work extra-hard
to keep 'em clear.
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That means staying
away from "heroes"
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who care more about having
fun than saving people.
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Check it out! When
Hercules was still a baby,
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he choked out two huge snakes!
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Sounds like a pretty cool guy.
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How come we've never
met him before?
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He defends Mount Olympus
and the people of Greece.
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Doesn't get out much,
but when he does,
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he stirs up more
problems than he solves.
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The more you complain about
him, the more I like him!
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A-BOMB: Come on, dude.
Get into it!
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So what if we have to
slap around some monsters?
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Afterward, we can chow on
souvlaki, tzatziki, and baklava!
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- What "back lava"?
- I don't know, but it is fun to say.
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And Greece has some awesome
ruins, amazing beaches,
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and tons of tasty
nummy-nums. Mmm-mmm.
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But I thought the girls
would be cuter!
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Those are girls, right? I mean, if they
are, we can still salvage this party.
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Yeah, I don't think
they're here to party.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANING)
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A-BOMB: They are
tearing the jet apart!
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We're going down!
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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Sync and corrections by masaca
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(SCREECHING)
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I'll give you something to scream
about, you tone-deaf, harpy freak!
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(SCREECHING)
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Get the rocket boards!
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(ENGINES WHINING)
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They're not human.
Don't hold back!
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Like you gotta tell me!
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Skaar slash green monster!
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(SCREECHING)
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Date time, Rick.
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Hilarious, Jen.
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey, ugly. Pucker up!
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Uh, that's no way
to get a girlfriend.
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(SCREECHES)
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Hey, Jen, we finally found someone
who's worse at karaoke than you.
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(LAUGHS)
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Nah, I just... I meant me!
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♪ Ple-ple-please
Don't punch me ♪
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(SCREECHING)
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Oh, no. Somebody's
about to get got!
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(GRUNTS)
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Back, you nether spawn!
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(LAUGHS)
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I haven't had this much
fun battling bird-beasts
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since I saved Prometheus from
that liver-eating vulture!
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Ah, Hulk! Glad you could
make it, old friend.
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This is your party?
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Well, I had a feast
planned in my honor,
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till the ill-tempered lord
of the underworld, Pluto,
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ruined my fun with
an unprovoked attack
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on the good
immortals of Olympus.
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(SNARLING)
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Go, my harpies!
While I hold open the portal.
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Lay waste to the home of gods
and any being in your way!
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Let's wrap this up quick!
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I'll catch up with ya, Hulk.
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First, I must meet your friends.
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Greetings, newcomers!
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Come bask in the bronze
glow of Hercules!
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(SNIFFS)
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Oily.
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A-Bomb, agent of S.M.A.S.H. here.
I'm a huge fan, Herc.
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Can I call you Herc? I read
all about your 12 labors.
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The way you wrestled down
that three-headed dog...
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Super cool!
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Ah, yes, Cerberus,
hound of the underworld.
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(CHUCKLING) Hardly a challenge!
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A-BOMB: (MUTTERING) Easy
on the hardware, dude!
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Until you busted it,
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that was trained to follow
us around for my web show.
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Yes, well, I suppose
if there are no songs sung
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to celebrate
your glorious feats,
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you must chronicle
your adventures somehow.
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Anytime you want
to jump in, guys!
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You're fighting Pluto?
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Named after the puniest
non-planet in the solar system?
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What's that hooded
creepo want, anyway?
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Every few hundred years,
he comes banging on our gates.
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The sounds of our revelry
on Olympus upset him.
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So he's a big party-pooper, huh?
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We got one of those, too.
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By Jupiter! This jade vixen would
turn Venus herself green with envy!
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(GROANS)
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Quit flirtin' and get fightin'!
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Love and war go hand in hand!
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After all, who doesn't
love to fight?
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(GRUNTS)
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Perhaps you, Pluto,
who loves nothing at all.
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Take heart, and the gift
of battle, from me!
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(SHOUTS)
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(CLATTERING)
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You've been bested by the best!
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Victory belongs to Hercules.
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I'm talking to you.
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- Oh, snap!
- Nice one!
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- Beard man punch hard!
- Way to go, Herc!
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See what I'm talking about? He cares
more about himself than saving people.
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This fight wears my soul thin.
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To me, my harpies!
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Let us leave this
hero to his spoils.
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No wonder he's in a bad mood.
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Dude lives under a tree.
And not even a nice one.
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It's a portal to his dank, dismal
underworld realm below Olympus.
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After such a sound beating,
he won't soon return.
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Come, friends!
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Let us celebrate
my victory with a feast!
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I could use a kebab.
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- Or 50!
- Opa!
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Somethin' ain't right.
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(STATIC BUZZING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Pluto's been defeated.
Ambrosia for everyone!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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(MUNCHING)
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Skaar like... Uh...
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Whatever Skaar eating.
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(LAUGHS)
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Look at this spread!
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Herc lives like he's in Vegas
every day of his life!
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Vegas? Dude, this is Mount
Olympus, home of the gods!
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You hear that, Hulkies?
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Herc's even got a vault of treasure
here from all his adventures!
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It's not necessary. Really.
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Ah, it's okay. Touch it.
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No, really. I insist. Come on!
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Um, no, thank you!
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(GULPING)
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Hulk! There you are!
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Mmm. Mmm!
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Will you quit sulking
and come party, dude?
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That battle was too easy.
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Well, yeah, 'cause Herc
is sweet at his job.
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(GROWLS)
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Okay, he's got a bigger ego
than Red could even hope for.
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But if people were praising
me for a few thousand years,
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I probably would, too.
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Oh, Hercules.
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Your arrogance will be
the downfall of Olympus
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and the world of men!
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Another of man's whirling,
buzzing annoyances!
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Leave me be!
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Oh, no! That's Herc's vault!
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So, you were just playing dead.
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(GRUNTS)
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The lord of the underworld
does not play dead!
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(SHOUTING)
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(HULK GRUNTING)
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To battle!
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You got a good
bowling arm, Herc?
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Naturally. I excel at all games.
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And knocking out Pluto
is one of my favorites.
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A-BOMB: One smash-ball
special comin' up!
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(LAUGHING) Yahoo!
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(CLANGING)
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Ooh! Ah!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(ALL GROANING)
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Its strength as defense remains.
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Now, let us test its magic!
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(GROANS)
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And I thought the
harpies were ugly.
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(SCREAMING)
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No! Stop, Hulk!
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(GRUNTING)
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Are you nuts?
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What'd you do to him?
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I showed him the last
face he'll ever see.
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HERCULES: Avert your gaze, Hulk!
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Are you stoppin' me so you
can hog the glory again?
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No, friend. I was saving
you from a terrible fate.
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Do not look!
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Pluto stole
the shield of Minerva.
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It turns whoever looks at it...
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To stone!
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(LAUGHING)
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He changed the Smashers
into statues!
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You made it sound like
Pluto wasn't even a threat.
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He wasn't, until now.
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Knowing him, he'll want to turn
everyone on earth into stone
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using Minerva's shield.
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- But at least we're okay, right?
- Give me that!
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The king of the underworld is going
to turn the human race into rocks
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and you're admiring
your stupid mug?
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, so this must be one of
your famous Hulk tantrums.
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No, I'm getting ready to smash
my way into the underworld
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to stop Pluto and find
a way to save my friends.
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It's called being a hero.
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Look, friend, perhaps
it is my fault
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your companions have been
turned into statues,
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albeit less attractive ones
than I would make.
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So, let me make it up to you.
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Come! I know another way in.
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I've had many grand
adventures in the underworld
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that I can regale you with
on our journey.
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HULK: Or, you could
just be quiet.
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(PECKING)
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HERCULES: Yeah, and the
immortals mourned me,
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so they were compelled
to make me one of them!
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Yeah, great story.
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- Is this it?
- Huh?
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Oh, yes! See the lanky
fellow with the pole?
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That's Sharon, the ferry
man on the river Styx.
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He takes souls
into the underworld.
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He's a bit of a stickler for rules about
who he takes into the underworld,
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so you better let me
do the talking.
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Sharon, my good fellow!
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My name is Charon.
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For the thousandth time.
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Now be gone, Hercules.
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I'll have no trouble from you.
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You'll have none,
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so long as you give
Olympus's favorite son
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and his companion a lift.
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It is against the rules
of the underworld
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to take a living soul
down this river.
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And your ego would
surely sink my raft.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, Sharon, you cut-up.
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(GRUNTS)
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You just punched
a defenseless old man!
251
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,753
Nah, he's tougher than he looks.
252
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:29,988
Stubborn, too.
253
00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,502
Say, how are you
with a push-pole?
254
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:33,692
(GROANS)
255
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:34,606
Yow!
256
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:35,260
(GRUNTS)
257
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,662
- You dare assault the ferry man?
- Listen,
258
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:38,493
I'm sorry that...
259
00:11:38,519 --> 00:11:39,222
(GRUNTS)
260
00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:41,966
You keep poor company, beast.
261
00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:45,007
Not a defenseless old man.
262
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,209
Guy hits like a freight train.
263
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:52,126
Not looking for a fight!
Came here to save people!
264
00:11:52,351 --> 00:11:55,112
Pluto is trying to turn every
person on earth to stone.
265
00:11:55,143 --> 00:11:56,882
And we're here to
make sure he doesn't.
266
00:11:57,121 --> 00:12:00,632
It is not like Hercules
to be so selfless.
267
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,627
Come aboard, and
I'll show you the way.
268
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,081
Tiring him out was my plan, too.
269
00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:09,547
Oh, stuff it.
270
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,998
HERCULES: You mustn't
take life so seriously, Hulk.
271
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,135
It's just a ride! Oh sure, it gets
bumpy and frightening at times,
272
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:20,739
but as long as you're
on it, why not enjoy it?
273
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:24,434
Because my friends have
all been turned into statues.
274
00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:27,078
Not to worry. With my strength,
275
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,014
and your as-needed backup,
276
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,476
Pluto will soon taste defeat.
277
00:12:31,899 --> 00:12:33,189
CHARON: We're here.
278
00:12:33,946 --> 00:12:36,496
Good luck to you, noble one.
279
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:42,294
PLUTO: Soon, the surface world
will be a silent cemetery.
280
00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:45,452
Humans will become
their own tombstones!
281
00:12:45,811 --> 00:12:49,701
We need a plan. The shield can't
hurt us unless we look at it, right?
282
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:53,305
Knowing Pluto, he expanded
its power with dark magics.
283
00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:57,532
Because unless you're me, it's hard to
get the whole world to look at you.
284
00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:59,878
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
285
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,655
(GROWLS)
286
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,348
Now, tell me more
about this plan!
287
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,487
You just blew our shot
at making one!
288
00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:10,209
Life is too short for plans!
289
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,257
(ROARING)
290
00:13:14,624 --> 00:13:17,295
Oh, so you want to live
the rest of it as a statue?
291
00:13:18,526 --> 00:13:20,732
You might want to start
taking this seriously!
292
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:21,749
Fair enough.
293
00:13:21,775 --> 00:13:22,352
(GRUNTS)
294
00:13:22,378 --> 00:13:25,626
But unless you want to turn out like
that basement-dwelling sad sack,
295
00:13:25,652 --> 00:13:27,151
you might want to lighten up!
296
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,584
Is there no limit
to your hubris, Hercules?
297
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,511
You would face me
in my own realm?
298
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:35,646
HULK: Look out!
299
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,849
(GRUNTING) (ROARING)
300
00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,953
Just keep the bulls
off my back, will ya?
301
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,353
I'm going after Pluto!
302
00:13:43,376 --> 00:13:45,820
Oh, after a taste
of glory, are you?
303
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,184
I'll rock, paper,
scissors you for it!
304
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:49,928
(GRUNTING)
305
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,864
(LAUGHING)
306
00:13:55,415 --> 00:13:56,835
Here I come!
307
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,838
(GROWLING)
308
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,548
Rock always wins.
309
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,347
Ahhh!
310
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,204
HERCULES: Sweet Saturn's sickle!
311
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,251
That was my favorite leg!
312
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,786
(GROANING)
313
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,857
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
314
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,193
(ROARING)
315
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,131
HULK: Take cover!
316
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,770
(ROARING)
317
00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:35,581
I'll be sure to tell your
admirers exactly who failed them,
318
00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:37,701
before I freeze them in granite.
319
00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,624
HERCULES: Now, hold on, Pluto.
320
00:14:40,674 --> 00:14:43,115
You're only making things
worse for yourself.
321
00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:44,789
(SCREAMING)
322
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,975
CHARON: I could not see
such a courageous warrior
323
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:13,445
fall by Pluto's hand,
green man-beast.
324
00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:17,708
Saving him, however, was
an unfortunate consequence.
325
00:15:17,821 --> 00:15:20,008
HERCULES: This
is all my fault, Hulk.
326
00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:22,168
I've doomed the world!
327
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:27,630
My continuous jesting and carelessness
in the face of danger cost us victory!
328
00:15:28,329 --> 00:15:32,431
For Jupiter's sake, do you ever
stop talking about yourself?
329
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:35,367
Snap out of it, Herc. There's
still time to stop Pluto
330
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:36,847
and save the Smashers.
331
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:38,837
(PIGEONS COOING)
332
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,953
CHARON: You, I continue to despise.
333
00:15:46,347 --> 00:15:50,559
But I admire your resolute
manner and dedication to others.
334
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,804
So I offer you insight.
335
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,164
If the shield is faced
with its own reflection,
336
00:15:56,357 --> 00:15:59,951
it can be destroyed,
the spell broken.
337
00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:02,681
Your friends will be restored.
338
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,685
You still got that mirror?
339
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,266
If we can get close enough
to Pluto to use it,
340
00:16:07,268 --> 00:16:09,868
we can bounce the shield's
beams right back at it.
341
00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:12,105
A brilliant plan, Hulk!
342
00:16:12,373 --> 00:16:15,253
Give me orders, and I will
follow them to the letter.
343
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,909
I vow to remain serious,
and make amends
344
00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:19,878
for the trouble
I've caused you this day.
345
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:23,758
Actually, having some fun
might be the right idea.
346
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,425
(ROARING)
347
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:34,564
What is that?
348
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,442
PLUTO: Your champions have fallen!
349
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,489
HERCULES: Don't flatter
yourself, Pluto.
350
00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:48,753
Nobody's soul is beating down the
door to get into your boring realm.
351
00:16:48,909 --> 00:16:50,842
Self-important braggart!
(GROWLING)
352
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,712
I regret not annihilating
you when I had the chance.
353
00:16:53,714 --> 00:16:57,049
HERCULES: But you don't regret moping
in a damp cave all these years?
354
00:16:57,051 --> 00:16:59,951
While I captivated the world
with heroic deeds
355
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:01,787
and rugged good looks?
356
00:17:01,789 --> 00:17:04,423
Perhaps I'll leave
your head unfrozen
357
00:17:04,425 --> 00:17:07,092
so you can watch
your beloved world fall!
358
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,328
You mean, you wouldn't be
doing it so I could share
359
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:12,616
my harrowing tales of adventure
with you for all eternity?
360
00:17:12,715 --> 00:17:14,915
Come on! Deep down,
you admire me.
361
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,043
I know it!
362
00:17:16,219 --> 00:17:17,140
(DING)
363
00:17:17,338 --> 00:17:20,671
I had you when I slew
the Nemean lion, didn't I?
364
00:17:25,558 --> 00:17:26,378
(GRUNTS)
365
00:17:26,404 --> 00:17:30,112
You earned my spite the day
you first opened your mouth!
366
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,417
HERCULES: Admit it,
you're jealous!
367
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,821
It's your own fault you don't have
friends to party with, Plute!
368
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:39,166
You need a positive
mental attitude.
369
00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:40,768
(GRUNTS)
370
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,929
(GROWLING)
371
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,932
(ROARING)
372
00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:49,134
(DISTORTED GROANING)
373
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,906
(GROWLING) (GROWLING)
374
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:57,843
(GRUNTS)
375
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,914
(RUMBLING)
376
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,754
No!
377
00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:10,822
(PLUTO LAUGHS)
378
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:11,832
At last!
379
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,821
An end to your
ceaseless chatter.
380
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:19,375
He's right, you know. Did the alone
thing plenty, and it ain't fun.
381
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:23,431
That fool cost you your friends,
and now, your own life!
382
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,837
At least he knew
how to have a good time!
383
00:18:37,544 --> 00:18:38,892
HULK: Hey, baldy!
384
00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:41,420
(GROWLING)
385
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,132
(MUTTERING)
386
00:18:55,826 --> 00:18:57,422
- Huh...
- Wow...
387
00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:00,091
Why am I so stiff?
388
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,161
And... What's an egg
doing in my ear?
389
00:19:03,187 --> 00:19:05,508
And where'd all
the cow people come from?
390
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:06,985
(GROWLING)
391
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,220
Pluto turned you to statues,
but Hulk saved you.
392
00:19:10,243 --> 00:19:13,541
Come! Let us see the smashing
you're so famous for!
393
00:19:13,658 --> 00:19:14,364
Ahhh!
394
00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:16,144
Skaar bite too!
395
00:19:16,205 --> 00:19:17,285
(GROWLING)
396
00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:19,360
I call the middle head!
397
00:19:20,461 --> 00:19:21,927
(GROWLING)
398
00:19:21,929 --> 00:19:23,495
(GRUNTS)
399
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:25,397
(GRUNTS)
400
00:19:25,516 --> 00:19:27,619
You fight well, jade vixen.
401
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,840
Perhaps you were an Amazon
princess in a past life.
402
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:33,256
No Amazon's got nothin' on me.
403
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:37,793
Seeing the surface world fall
was my one chance at happiness.
404
00:19:37,945 --> 00:19:41,480
- And you ruined it!
- Herc can find you a unicorn to ride.
405
00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:42,905
Would that cheer you up?
406
00:19:43,772 --> 00:19:44,783
(ROARING)
407
00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:47,395
SKAAR: Come back, bad dog!
Skaar not done biting!
408
00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:49,470
You've won this day, mortal.
409
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,619
But when next I rise,
410
00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:54,720
it will be to drag
your soul to the underworld!
411
00:19:55,337 --> 00:19:56,848
(LAUGHING)
412
00:20:01,245 --> 00:20:02,991
Better bring a bigger dog.
413
00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:05,132
HERCULES: I owe
you all a great debt,
414
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,005
not only for today's victory,
415
00:20:07,202 --> 00:20:09,802
but for showing me
the error of my ways.
416
00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:11,185
Thank you, Hulk.
417
00:20:11,271 --> 00:20:13,377
There's a time and place
for everything, Herc.
418
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,302
And now's the time to party.
419
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,418
Herc! Herc,
flex for us! Herc! Herc!
420
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,706
HULK: Thanks, Doris.
421
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:24,125
Mmm! Mmm.
422
00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:28,987
Yes, the contents of this meat pita
are both strange and delicious.
423
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,276
What is this I'm feasting on?
424
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,850
Mmm. It's a veggie burger.
425
00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:35,867
After fighting
all those minotaurs,
426
00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:37,408
kind of lost
the appetite for beef.
427
00:20:37,471 --> 00:20:39,938
(MUNCHING)
428
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,404
Skaar not care.
Skaar eat anything.
429
00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:46,914
I like your attitude, Skaar.
430
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:49,601
And I like your hometown.
431
00:20:50,839 --> 00:20:51,993
So what's the deal?
432
00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:53,794
I thought you couldn't
leave Greece.
433
00:20:54,242 --> 00:20:56,989
I can, but that's
where my fans are.
434
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,890
So I like to stay close.
435
00:21:00,351 --> 00:21:01,909
You know, that's
a collector's item.
436
00:21:02,057 --> 00:21:03,766
I'll be right here
if you want another.
437
00:21:04,003 --> 00:21:06,241
Well, you got some new fans
here in Vista Verde.
438
00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:09,468
- To Hercules!
- No, no. You're kind.
439
00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:11,577
But I do not deserve
such a toast.
440
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,601
Today, we raise
our cups to Hulk!
441
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,506
The hero of the day!
442
00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:18,802
- Hoo-ah!
- Here, here!
443
00:21:18,841 --> 00:21:20,228
Okra!
444
00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:24,383
Herc's right. Everyone needs to
have some fun when they can.
445
00:21:24,385 --> 00:21:27,654
You gotta work hard.
But don't forget to live.
446
00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:29,180
Hulk out.
447
00:21:30,891 --> 00:21:34,075
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