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Hey, babe,
what do you want in your panini?
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Mm, preferably another panini
if possible.
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I don't know if your press
can handle that.
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Can my press not handle it?
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Of course my press
can handle it.
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This is a restaurant model.
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I should not have gotten you
that press for Christmas.
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- My God.
- What's that big fancy letter?
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It's from Texas.
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- Oh, you know what I bet it is?
- Hmm?
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A thank-you note
from George W. Bush
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for buying one of his paintings.
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Oh, yeah?
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"To my closest bros and hos,
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"you are cordially invited
to the most epic...
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"Wedding of the century...
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"Mine. That's right, amigos.
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"Your bwaby bwoy did it.
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"I finally wore Lauren down,
and she's gonna be...
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"My wife.
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"When?
Saturday, March 28th.
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"6:00 p.m.
until blackout o'clock.
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"Where?
Lauren's family's ranch.
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"Turns out she's loaded.
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"Her family's cattle farm
is inhumane but profitable.
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"Score!
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We are registered
at my weed dealer's website."
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No, we are not.
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"JK, JK, JK, JK."
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Much better.
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"Please sext your RSVP."
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- What?
- Okay.
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We're going, right?
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Unbelievable.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Damn it, Danny.
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Ugh, none of my clothes fit
anymore.
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This is the fattest
I've ever been.
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And that's coming from a girl
who, in middle school,
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had a chocolate fountain
in her bedroom.
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Babe, come on.
You're pregnant.
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You got a great glow.
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Please.
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Do not start
with the pregnant lady glow.
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That's all made up, you know.
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And do not call me radiant.
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If one more person
calls me frickin' radiant,
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I'm gonna kill someone.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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This isn't a glow.
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This is sweat from exertion
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from trying to pull these jeans
around my fat ass.
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You know what, I know
what would make you feel sexy.
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Yeah?
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We haven't taken the D-train
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to Seduction Junction in a while
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Oh, no.
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Danny, I'm not in the mood.
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You're not in the mood?
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You're always in the mood,
no matter what.
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I mean, after we watched
Schindler's List,
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you were, like,
really in the mood.
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How 'bout this?
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That's a sleeping bag.
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You were with me
when I bought that at Target.
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It's hot. No?
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. A tracksuit?
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That's my look.
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What, are you trying to
Single White Female me?
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No, this tracksuit is
the only thing that fits me
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in my current state.
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I think it's unprofessional.
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I hear you, sister,
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'cause I don't know
if you guys have noticed,
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but I've put on
a little bit of weight
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since I started dating
my girlfriend, Jessica.
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You know, it's so funny.
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When you have a girlfriend,
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all you want to do is watch
a chick flick,
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and then your girlfriend
comes home and goes,
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"Morgan, you fat son
of a bitch, get up"...
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All right, we get it, Morgan.
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I didn't call this meeting
so everyone can
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rub their girlfriends
in my face.
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I called it because
we need a new staff photo.
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- Oh, yeah.
- What?
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What's wrong with that photo?
I look so skinny in it.
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Half these people don't even
work here anymore.
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I, for one, am sick of staring
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at the insufferable smug faces
of our ex-colleagues.
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Is this 'cause Dr. P
is marrying your girlfriend?
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No, that's ridiculous.
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Also, I'm not in the photo.
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That's probably for the best.
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Well, anyway, prepare
your best American smiles.
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- Harry.
- Wait, what?
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- Harry.
- What's up, Harry?
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- What's up, man?
- What the hell, man?
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Get that thing away from me.
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I can't be photographed
like this.
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- Whoa.
- I need to have therapy.
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All right?
I need to get my hair dyed.
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I need to get a colonic.
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I need to get tasteful
cheek implants if there's time.
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Min, pregnant women
can't do that.
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The kid will come out
glow-in-the-dark.
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Oh, wait, my skinny dress
is at the cleaners.
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Can we just wait
so I can go pick that up?
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It makes me look hot
no matter what.
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Fine, we'll do it tomorrow.
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Harry, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, woman.
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Thank you so much
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for moving me back East
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to help out
with the new practice.
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I'm just setting up
my new reception desk.
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You don't mind if I sell
my rap demos there, right?
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Absolutely not.
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Rishi, you cannot sell
your single
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Ho, It Ain't Mine
at my women's fertility clinic.
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- Okay.
- Wait, wait.
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Wait. Before you go.
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Do I look gross?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I mean, I knew you
when you had a perm
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and overalls on,
and that was nasty, so...
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you look better than that?
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- Hello.
- Uh, hell, no.
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Sorry.
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Dr. L, I couldn't help
but overhear.
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If you're trying to look good,
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my cousin Sheena
is an aspiring personal stylist.
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I'm just gonna wait
for my skinny dress
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to come back
from the dry cleaners.
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You should think about it.
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Sheena made my next-door
neighbor look hella sexy
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at her retirement party,
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and my next-door neighbor has
to be weighed at the zoo.
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Damn it, Tamra, I can still
be weighed on a human scale.
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Think about it.
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- Good morning, chums.
- Hey.
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How would the two of you
care to accompany me
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to a singles pajama party that
my friend is throwing tonight?
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- Ooh.
- Oh, tonight I can't.
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Ray and I are putting in wiring
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in the brownstone
that I'm renovating.
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I would love to go
to a singles mixer,
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but I don't know if you heard,
I have a girlfriend right now.
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You... you're both coming.
Okay, how 'bout that?
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Yeah, you're helping me
find a girlfriend.
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I'm sick of it, guys.
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I'm sick of being
the office pushover
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who just turns up
to everybody else's stuff
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and allows his colleagues
to marry his girlfriend.
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Well, that's it.
No more.
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From now on, I'm aggressive,
and I'm confident.
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I'm an all-new Jeremy.
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You can call me...
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Jer.
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Okay...
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- Jer.
- Wonderful.
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Then I'll see you both tonight
at the singles pajama party.
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All right, Jer-Bear.
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- I mean Jer.
- Jer.
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Oh, my sweet dress.
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Ooh.
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Hubba-hubba, foxy lady.
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God.
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Oh, God.
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I know you think you're a
big, fat pregnant monster, Dr. L,
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but pregnancy is weird
for all women.
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My mom actually lost weight
when she was pregnant with me.
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Cool origin story.
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Hey, we need to start
the beautification process.
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On the way over here,
someone called me "sir,"
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and another person said,
"Hey, big guy."
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Dang.
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Where's your cousin?
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Somebody looking
for Cousin Sheena?
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Oh, my God.
Where did you come from?
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In a sense,
I've always been here.
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- What?
- She's messing with you.
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She snuck in
while you were in the bathroom.
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So Tamra tells me
you're pregnant.
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You need to be careful.
Babies are shady.
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They'll steal your youth
and beauty
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and keep it
for their own damn self.
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Well, that ship has sailed,
Cousin Sheena.
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Where were you three months ago?
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On a cruise.
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It's not just the photo.
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I don't even want to have sex
with my boyfriend.
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How long has it been?
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Two weeks.
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Okay.
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Tamra, get me my juice.
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It's not just that.
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I don't feel confident anymore.
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You want to know what happened
yesterday?
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My butt knocked over
an aquarium.
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Mindy, confidence comes from...
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From within.
Yeah, I know.
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Within?
Who the hell told you that?
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Confidence comes from amazing
outfits and perfect makeup.
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Listen to her, Dr. L.
She's the expert.
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She had to overcome a lot to be
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the beautiful woman
she is today.
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Oh, yeah, like what?
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Having too hot a face and body?
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Come on.
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Well, well, well.
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A lot of fit birds here.
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Time for Jer to make his move.
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This is dumb.
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Adults shouldn't have to put on
pajamas to meet each other.
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They should just let
their parents introduce them
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to their second cousin.
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You know, someone who has
the same values they do.
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I lo...
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Jessica?
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Oh, boy.
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- Oh, that's Jessica.
- Um...
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Oh, man.
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- What? What?
- No, no, no.
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What do you mean, "No, no, no"?
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- It's not bad.
- No, you're right.
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It's not bad.
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Maybe it's, like, her, like,
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really hot brother, you know?
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Okay.
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Hey, can you go over there
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and just kind of
suss out the situation?
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Just give me
just a good sussing?
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- No. No, Morgan.
- Suss it for me.
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I don't want to suss it.
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I didn't even want to come here
in the first place.
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You hooked us up.
This is your responsibility.
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You have to make sure that her
and I are together forever
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until we are two skeletons
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holding hands
in a couple's grave.
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Please.
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- Please.
- Okay, fine.
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- Thank you.
- Fine, I'll go.
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- Okay.
- Just be cool.
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I'm gonna be here.
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Hey, what's up, Jess?
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Oh, h-hey, Danny.
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How you doing?
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Morgan isn't here, is he?
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Uh, Morgan?
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Yeah, I saw him...
I saw him around.
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- Oh, cool.
- I think he's hanging out.
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Everything all right
with you guys?
257
00:07:56,607 --> 00:07:58,007
- Mm-hmm.
- Great.
258
00:07:58,008 --> 00:07:59,142
No, to tell you the truth,
259
00:07:59,176 --> 00:08:02,879
I'm actually thinking
of breaking up with him.
260
00:08:02,913 --> 00:08:05,248
This is gonna sound awful,
but he's really let himself go.
261
00:08:05,282 --> 00:08:06,749
Really?
262
00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,218
I didn't even notice that.
263
00:08:10,187 --> 00:08:12,388
Yeah, he's gained,
like, 30 pounds.
264
00:08:12,423 --> 00:08:13,422
Wow.
265
00:08:13,424 --> 00:08:15,592
He brings turkey legs to bed
with him.
266
00:08:15,626 --> 00:08:18,461
Jess, don't...
don't break up with him, okay?
267
00:08:18,462 --> 00:08:19,461
Because...
268
00:08:19,463 --> 00:08:21,898
Because?
269
00:08:21,932 --> 00:08:24,667
Because Jeremy's
gonna fire him tomorrow.
270
00:08:24,702 --> 00:08:26,169
- What?
- Yeah, he's firing him.
271
00:08:26,203 --> 00:08:27,904
- Maybe I should wait.
- Yeah.
272
00:08:27,938 --> 00:08:29,672
You know, sleep on it
for a while.
273
00:08:34,411 --> 00:08:36,846
Okay, now tell me what you see.
274
00:08:36,881 --> 00:08:39,716
Two hot black girls
and a fat load in a track suit.
275
00:08:39,717 --> 00:08:40,917
That's cold.
276
00:08:40,951 --> 00:08:43,520
Now, if the person in the mirror
was your best friend,
277
00:08:43,521 --> 00:08:46,556
would you be as mean to her
as you're being to yourself?
278
00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:47,790
No.
279
00:08:47,825 --> 00:08:49,759
Well, I got news for you.
280
00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,728
You are talking
to your best friend.
281
00:08:51,762 --> 00:08:53,396
You.
282
00:08:53,397 --> 00:08:54,430
Damn.
283
00:08:54,465 --> 00:08:56,099
Sheena, you're deep as hell.
284
00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,233
I know.
285
00:08:57,234 --> 00:08:58,701
I used to work in a bookstore,
286
00:08:58,702 --> 00:09:01,062
and I read a sentence out of
every single one of them books.
287
00:09:01,071 --> 00:09:02,639
Now, let's get to work.
288
00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:03,706
Strike a pose.
289
00:09:05,342 --> 00:09:06,810
♪ ♪
290
00:09:06,811 --> 00:09:08,478
Okay, that gets an A.
291
00:09:08,512 --> 00:09:09,511
Really?
292
00:09:09,513 --> 00:09:11,581
A complete disaster.
293
00:09:11,615 --> 00:09:14,317
Okay, well, I think
you could've just said F then.
294
00:09:14,318 --> 00:09:15,819
You know what?
Let's just not do this anymore.
295
00:09:15,853 --> 00:09:17,454
I'm just gonna look bad
in the photo,
296
00:09:17,488 --> 00:09:18,788
and I'll never have sex again.
297
00:09:18,823 --> 00:09:20,790
You look fine.
298
00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:22,559
It's your attitude
that's terrible.
299
00:09:22,593 --> 00:09:25,161
Now, we all have insecurities
we need to get over.
300
00:09:25,196 --> 00:09:26,696
But you need to own it
301
00:09:26,697 --> 00:09:29,099
and be as confident
and as beautiful
302
00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,767
as any other bitch in the room.
303
00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:32,535
Yeah.
304
00:09:32,536 --> 00:09:34,616
I can be as confident
as any other bitch in the room.
305
00:09:34,638 --> 00:09:36,806
Tamra, go down to my car
306
00:09:36,841 --> 00:09:40,610
and get me Veronica.
307
00:09:40,644 --> 00:09:42,612
Veronica's a push-up bra.
308
00:09:42,646 --> 00:09:43,813
Let me show you how it's done.
309
00:09:43,814 --> 00:09:45,748
Okay.
310
00:09:45,783 --> 00:09:47,484
Bam. Bam.
311
00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:50,754
Now, don't try this.
312
00:09:50,755 --> 00:09:51,821
That baby'll pop
right out of you.
313
00:09:51,822 --> 00:09:54,324
Mm-mm.
I'm owning it.
314
00:09:54,325 --> 00:09:55,992
Owning it.
315
00:09:59,029 --> 00:10:00,764
The strange thing is,
in England,
316
00:10:00,798 --> 00:10:04,033
it just means "cigarette,"
but here, it's a hate term.
317
00:10:04,034 --> 00:10:06,603
That's so cool and funny.
318
00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:08,338
- Hey, lady, watch out.
- Excuse me. Hello.
319
00:10:08,339 --> 00:10:09,873
I'm the next-door neighbor.
Oh, good.
320
00:10:09,874 --> 00:10:11,908
You're in your pajamas.
Time for bed.
321
00:10:11,942 --> 00:10:14,244
I've already called the cops.
This party is over now.
322
00:10:14,245 --> 00:10:16,513
I'm shutting it down.
323
00:10:16,547 --> 00:10:17,547
Was that garbage?
You're garbage!
324
00:10:17,548 --> 00:10:18,548
Excuse me.
325
00:10:18,549 --> 00:10:19,549
Is there any way we could just
326
00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:20,583
turn the music down?
327
00:10:20,584 --> 00:10:21,651
It's just...
I'm kind of...
328
00:10:21,652 --> 00:10:22,719
I've come to meet
somebody and...
329
00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,720
Aw, did you make a friend?
330
00:10:23,721 --> 00:10:25,121
Tough luck, King's Speech.
331
00:10:25,122 --> 00:10:27,357
I have to wake up at 3:00 a.m.
332
00:10:27,358 --> 00:10:28,858
with the European markets,
333
00:10:28,859 --> 00:10:30,760
so unless any of you know how
334
00:10:30,761 --> 00:10:32,629
to stabilize
the Norwegian kroner, then...
335
00:10:32,663 --> 00:10:33,830
What if...
have you thought...
336
00:10:33,864 --> 00:10:35,432
I said "kroner,"
not "cronut," okay?
337
00:10:35,466 --> 00:10:38,368
All of you have to go
338
00:10:38,369 --> 00:10:39,569
right now.
339
00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:40,670
Closing time.
340
00:10:40,705 --> 00:10:41,705
- Bye.
- Come on.
341
00:10:41,739 --> 00:10:43,206
Sorry, Jer.
342
00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,607
You know, I know a widow
at my church.
343
00:10:44,642 --> 00:10:45,642
Ooh, widow.
344
00:10:45,643 --> 00:10:46,876
She doesn't speak any English,
345
00:10:46,877 --> 00:10:48,678
but menopause has really
brought out her inner beauty.
346
00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:50,947
No, Danny, I don't want
your mustachioed widow.
347
00:10:50,981 --> 00:10:52,515
How'd you know
she had a mustache?
348
00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:54,250
How dare she throw us out?
349
00:10:54,251 --> 00:10:56,019
You know, Old Jeremy,
he would have gone home
350
00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,487
and taken it out
on his pottery wheel.
351
00:10:57,488 --> 00:10:59,989
But Jer,
he stands up for himself.
352
00:11:00,024 --> 00:11:01,057
Okay.
353
00:11:01,058 --> 00:11:03,660
She's getting
a strongly worded note.
354
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,231
Hey, babe.
355
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,367
Hey, sweetheart.
356
00:11:10,368 --> 00:11:11,801
Why don't you come
into the bedroom?
357
00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:13,103
I have a little surprise
for you.
358
00:11:13,104 --> 00:11:14,537
I'll give you a hint.
359
00:11:14,538 --> 00:11:17,874
It's curvy, soft, brown,
but it's not a chocolate Santa.
360
00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:20,010
Ooh, la, la.
361
00:11:20,011 --> 00:11:21,011
Daddy like-y.
362
00:11:21,012 --> 00:11:23,646
♪ ♪
363
00:11:23,647 --> 00:11:24,781
Come here, bad boy.
364
00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:29,419
Oh.
365
00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:31,688
Are you laughing at me?
366
00:11:34,659 --> 00:11:37,192
Danny, I am trying
to be sexy for you,
367
00:11:37,193 --> 00:11:38,660
and you're laughing at me?
368
00:11:38,695 --> 00:11:39,928
I... I... no.
It's funny.
369
00:11:39,929 --> 00:11:40,928
I mean, it's nice.
370
00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:42,331
You are the worst.
371
00:11:42,332 --> 00:11:43,632
I'm sorry. No, I'm not.
I'm...
372
00:11:44,634 --> 00:11:45,701
What are you doing?
373
00:11:45,702 --> 00:11:47,002
Do you need help there,
sweetheart?
374
00:11:47,036 --> 00:11:48,737
I'm fine!
375
00:11:48,771 --> 00:11:51,507
- You okay?
- No, I'm not okay.
376
00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:52,841
- Don't follow me in here.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
377
00:11:52,876 --> 00:11:53,876
Mindy...
378
00:11:53,877 --> 00:11:55,511
Don't change.
Come on.
379
00:11:55,512 --> 00:11:56,845
Come on,
I really like that thing.
380
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,180
It looks like slutty Spider-Man.
381
00:11:58,181 --> 00:11:59,314
What?
382
00:11:59,349 --> 00:12:01,717
I don't need you
to try to be sexy for me.
383
00:12:01,718 --> 00:12:02,718
I like how you look.
384
00:12:02,719 --> 00:12:04,553
I just want to have sex.
385
00:12:04,554 --> 00:12:07,656
I am very pent up,
and I'm saying crazy things.
386
00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:10,192
I'm so happy, Danny, that you
would have sex with anything,
387
00:12:10,193 --> 00:12:11,192
even me.
388
00:12:11,194 --> 00:12:12,361
What?
389
00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:14,129
Babe, I know you're not
feeling it right now,
390
00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:15,731
but eventually,
you're gonna lose the weight,
391
00:12:15,732 --> 00:12:16,698
and you're gonna look great.
392
00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:17,733
Will I?
393
00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:19,001
Since I was 15 years old,
394
00:12:19,002 --> 00:12:20,936
I've been saying
I'll lose weight and feel great.
395
00:12:20,937 --> 00:12:22,104
I don't know
if it's gonna happen, Danny.
396
00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:23,505
It never has before.
397
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:25,941
I mean, I guess there was
that one time on spring break
398
00:12:25,975 --> 00:12:28,410
when I accidentally had
that Cancun puddle water.
399
00:12:28,411 --> 00:12:30,212
Ugh.
But that doesn't count.
400
00:12:30,213 --> 00:12:31,513
It was diarrhea weight.
401
00:12:31,514 --> 00:12:33,034
Mindy, I don't care
what you look like.
402
00:12:33,049 --> 00:12:34,450
To me, you're always beautiful.
403
00:12:34,451 --> 00:12:36,585
And that outfit right now?
You should put that back on.
404
00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:38,687
That was really hot.
405
00:12:38,721 --> 00:12:41,757
Danny, I care what I look like,
and it doesn't help
406
00:12:41,758 --> 00:12:43,892
that I'm dating someone who's
so much better-looking than me.
407
00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:45,694
What?
What are you talking about?
408
00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:46,694
That's not true.
409
00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,497
It is true.
410
00:12:48,498 --> 00:12:50,766
And now I'm pregnant,
it's just gonna get worse.
411
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:51,800
- No.
- Yes.
412
00:12:51,801 --> 00:12:53,335
And you're gonna get
hotter and hotter
413
00:12:53,336 --> 00:12:54,335
like George Clooney.
414
00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:55,571
I'm gonna get fatter and fatter
415
00:12:55,572 --> 00:12:56,972
like Rosemary Clooney.
416
00:12:57,006 --> 00:12:59,074
Excuse me?
Rosemary Clooney?
417
00:12:59,075 --> 00:13:01,076
She's very sexy, Mindy.
418
00:13:01,077 --> 00:13:02,811
Did you ever listen
to Mambo Italiano?
419
00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:04,146
That is a hot song, babe.
420
00:13:04,147 --> 00:13:05,147
You want me to put it on?
421
00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:06,715
Ugh, I just want to sleep.
422
00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:08,283
Maybe in my dream
I'll be skinny.
423
00:13:08,284 --> 00:13:09,418
Okay, fine.
424
00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:13,789
Dr. L, what's up?
425
00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:15,424
Why are you back
in the tracksuit?
426
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:17,926
Look, I appreciate what you and
Sheena were trying to do for me,
427
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:18,927
but it's hopeless.
428
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:19,995
When Danny saw me last night,
429
00:13:20,029 --> 00:13:21,230
he laughed.
430
00:13:21,264 --> 00:13:23,365
When you presented yourself
for sex?
431
00:13:23,366 --> 00:13:26,401
No, it is never okay for a man
to laugh at a woman.
432
00:13:26,436 --> 00:13:28,170
I don't care
if he's at a Mo'Nique show,
433
00:13:28,171 --> 00:13:29,571
he better politely smile
and nod.
434
00:13:29,606 --> 00:13:31,974
I had a back wedgie
and a front wedgie.
435
00:13:31,975 --> 00:13:32,941
Uh-uh, this is sexist, it's...
436
00:13:32,976 --> 00:13:35,144
Everybody, chop, chop.
437
00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:36,912
Come on.
The photographer's here.
438
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,680
I'm going to opt out
of the photo.
439
00:13:38,715 --> 00:13:40,215
Mindy, you're coming, okay?
440
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,785
Put down the pie, and let's go.
441
00:13:42,819 --> 00:13:44,653
What are we waiting for?
442
00:13:44,654 --> 00:13:46,789
I got something bleached
for this.
443
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:48,223
I'll be in the picture,
Dr. Reed,
444
00:13:48,224 --> 00:13:49,925
but not if this man is.
445
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,360
Why are you mad at me?
446
00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:53,285
For the last time,
I didn't call you "sister."
447
00:13:53,296 --> 00:13:55,096
I said you look like
Sister Joyce from church.
448
00:13:55,098 --> 00:13:56,398
Everybody's
gonna be in this photo
449
00:13:56,432 --> 00:13:57,800
whether they like it or not.
450
00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:58,934
Who are we waiting for?
451
00:13:58,935 --> 00:14:01,403
I got something bleached
for this.
452
00:14:01,438 --> 00:14:02,638
You already said that.
453
00:14:02,672 --> 00:14:04,272
Well, I guess
I'm not in the staff photo.
454
00:14:04,274 --> 00:14:05,374
What now?
455
00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:07,743
Dr. C told Jessica
that you were gonna fire me,
456
00:14:07,744 --> 00:14:08,911
and then she dumped me.
457
00:14:08,945 --> 00:14:10,946
If I didn't fire you
for kissing that baby
458
00:14:10,947 --> 00:14:13,082
before it was fully out,
I'm not gonna fire you now.
459
00:14:13,116 --> 00:14:15,117
- Thank you.
- Why did she break up with you?
460
00:14:15,118 --> 00:14:16,285
She wasn't supposed to do that.
461
00:14:16,319 --> 00:14:18,120
What the hell
are you talking about?
462
00:14:18,154 --> 00:14:20,756
Look, I told Jessica
that Jeremy was gonna fire you
463
00:14:20,757 --> 00:14:22,624
because she was gonna dump you.
464
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,426
I was just trying
to buy you some time.
465
00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:26,161
Why would she dump me?
466
00:14:26,162 --> 00:14:28,931
Was she intimidated
by my "intelli-gince"?
467
00:14:28,932 --> 00:14:29,998
Who knows? Maybe.
468
00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:31,166
Wait.
Danny's lying.
469
00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:32,935
His lips are poutier than normal
when he lies.
470
00:14:32,936 --> 00:14:34,036
What?
471
00:14:34,037 --> 00:14:35,204
Can I talk to you alone
in my office?
472
00:14:35,238 --> 00:14:36,772
- No, you cannot.
- Fine.
473
00:14:36,773 --> 00:14:39,074
Jessica said she was gonna
break up with you
474
00:14:39,075 --> 00:14:40,375
because you were gaining weight.
475
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,611
What the hell
are you talking about, dude?
476
00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:45,314
Well, you... you have been
getting a little heavy, right?
477
00:14:45,348 --> 00:14:46,849
What?
478
00:14:46,883 --> 00:14:48,650
- What?
- Oh, no.
479
00:14:48,685 --> 00:14:50,085
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- No.
480
00:14:50,086 --> 00:14:51,186
No, sir.
481
00:14:51,187 --> 00:14:53,489
You have some nerve
fat-shaming Morgan
482
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:54,489
for being fat.
483
00:14:54,491 --> 00:14:55,657
I'm just the messenger.
484
00:14:55,658 --> 00:14:56,992
Why is everybody yelling at me
right now?
485
00:14:56,993 --> 00:14:58,360
You know what, I knew
this was gonna happen,
486
00:14:58,361 --> 00:15:01,363
because Jessica is a hot doctor,
and I'm just some fat slob
487
00:15:01,398 --> 00:15:03,799
who lost his life savings
to a teenage grifter
488
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,100
who said he could cast spells.
489
00:15:05,101 --> 00:15:06,735
Never play above the rim
is what I've learned today.
490
00:15:06,736 --> 00:15:08,270
It's an important lesson.
Thank you for that.
491
00:15:08,271 --> 00:15:09,538
Morgan, no.
Don't feel that way.
492
00:15:09,572 --> 00:15:12,541
We cannot let the Dannys
and the Jessicas of the world
493
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:14,276
make us feel less than
494
00:15:14,277 --> 00:15:15,868
just because we don't have
thigh gaps.
495
00:15:15,879 --> 00:15:17,079
I actually do have one of those.
496
00:15:17,113 --> 00:15:18,447
That's obviously not true.
497
00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:19,447
We're out of here.
498
00:15:19,449 --> 00:15:20,749
Mindy? Mindy.
Morgan.
499
00:15:20,784 --> 00:15:22,885
I guess the photo's
not happening.
500
00:15:22,886 --> 00:15:23,885
I'm sorry, guys.
501
00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:26,688
I wasn't fat-shaming anyone.
502
00:15:27,690 --> 00:15:29,892
Dr. Reed,
can I ask you a question?
503
00:15:29,926 --> 00:15:31,593
I need to take this year off.
504
00:15:31,628 --> 00:15:33,595
No more questions today,
Beverly.
505
00:15:33,596 --> 00:15:35,064
Well, I have a question.
506
00:15:35,098 --> 00:15:37,466
Who the hell do you think
you are?
507
00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:39,568
Got your little note.
508
00:15:39,569 --> 00:15:42,771
"You have the manners
of a Blackpool dockjob"?
509
00:15:42,806 --> 00:15:44,873
What the hell
does that even mean?
510
00:15:44,874 --> 00:15:48,210
It's like a Tynemouth stevedore
only ruder.
511
00:15:48,244 --> 00:15:49,745
I'm nothing like a stevedore.
512
00:15:49,779 --> 00:15:50,879
Good shot.
513
00:15:50,914 --> 00:15:52,548
You're gonna apologize
to me right now.
514
00:15:52,582 --> 00:15:53,882
I will not.
515
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:55,084
If you'd look
to the bottom of the note,
516
00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:58,087
you would see that it says,
"Good day."
517
00:15:58,121 --> 00:15:59,154
Good day.
518
00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:05,594
Don't let him talk to you
like that, Dr. L.
519
00:16:05,628 --> 00:16:07,262
- Excuse me.
- Mm.
520
00:16:07,263 --> 00:16:08,731
You can't talk to me like that.
521
00:16:08,732 --> 00:16:11,633
I am the highest female earner
on Wall Street... non-Jewish.
522
00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:13,235
Excuse me, I have a delivery.
523
00:16:13,269 --> 00:16:14,470
That's too bad,
524
00:16:14,471 --> 00:16:16,739
because I have more yelling
to do.
525
00:16:16,773 --> 00:16:18,774
Well, you're not wasting
any more of my work day.
526
00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:20,442
You can meet me for dinner
tonight.
527
00:16:20,477 --> 00:16:22,044
- Fine.
- I'll pick you up at 8:00.
528
00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:25,047
No, I will pick you up at 8:00.
529
00:16:25,081 --> 00:16:26,749
Fine.
530
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,418
Fine.
531
00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:32,755
By God, Jer, you've done it.
532
00:16:37,494 --> 00:16:40,496
♪ ♪
533
00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:41,964
Oh, boy.
534
00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:44,333
How dare you laugh at your?
535
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:45,668
You should be worshipping
the ground
536
00:16:45,669 --> 00:16:46,835
her swollen feet stomp on.
537
00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:48,837
Cool it, T.
538
00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:50,072
That's your boss.
539
00:16:50,106 --> 00:16:51,473
Yeah, I'm your boss.
540
00:16:51,508 --> 00:16:53,609
- But he's not mine.
- Oh.
541
00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:56,111
Mine is Mr. Reyes
at the limo company.
542
00:16:56,112 --> 00:16:57,312
I don't know him.
543
00:16:57,347 --> 00:16:59,248
You better make things right
with Mindy,
544
00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:01,517
or I will devastate
your self-confidence.
545
00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:03,452
She ain't playing, Dr. C.
546
00:17:03,486 --> 00:17:05,854
Sheena tears people down just
as good as she builds them up.
547
00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:07,923
She made Chris Christie cry
at a parade.
548
00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,792
I tell Mindy she's beautiful
all the time,
549
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,093
but she doesn't believe me.
550
00:17:11,127 --> 00:17:14,763
A real man makes her believe it.
551
00:17:14,764 --> 00:17:17,333
She's building a whole baby
in there.
552
00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:20,102
Making her feel pretty
is your only damn job.
553
00:17:20,136 --> 00:17:23,005
Okay, well, how...
how do I do it?
554
00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:27,176
Tonight, I want you
to look her in her eyes
555
00:17:27,177 --> 00:17:29,678
and tell her the most
beautiful thing about her.
556
00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:33,549
Like this.
557
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:35,117
- Danny.
- Yeah?
558
00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:37,019
You're a beautiful man.
559
00:17:37,053 --> 00:17:38,654
Thank you so much.
560
00:17:38,688 --> 00:17:40,623
But the most beautiful thing
about you
561
00:17:40,657 --> 00:17:42,291
is your heart.
562
00:17:45,562 --> 00:17:47,363
Oh, God.
563
00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:49,331
That's good.
That's real good.
564
00:17:49,366 --> 00:17:50,833
I'm done.
565
00:17:54,704 --> 00:17:55,938
Bye, Felicia.
566
00:17:55,939 --> 00:17:58,374
Oh, no, don't give me
the "bye, Felicia."
567
00:18:00,243 --> 00:18:02,011
Okay, Jessica.
568
00:18:02,012 --> 00:18:03,178
Jessica, we need to talk.
569
00:18:03,179 --> 00:18:05,114
- Oh. Hey, you know what?
- Whoa.
570
00:18:05,115 --> 00:18:06,749
I thought you got your hoarding
under control.
571
00:18:06,783 --> 00:18:07,783
What?
572
00:18:07,784 --> 00:18:08,884
What are you talking about?
573
00:18:08,885 --> 00:18:10,352
This is just stuff
that I really need.
574
00:18:10,353 --> 00:18:12,888
Hey, why are you guys wearing
matching tracksuits?
575
00:18:12,923 --> 00:18:15,090
What? No, we're not.
576
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,765
Do you like it?
I thought it could be fun.
577
00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:18,627
Are you kidding? We came here
to make an impressio...
578
00:18:18,628 --> 00:18:20,396
Okay, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
579
00:18:20,397 --> 00:18:21,864
You cannot just break up
with someone
580
00:18:21,865 --> 00:18:22,865
because he got fat.
581
00:18:22,866 --> 00:18:24,566
Hey, fat-boned.
Sorry.
582
00:18:24,601 --> 00:18:25,801
Hey, Mindy, are you okay?
583
00:18:25,802 --> 00:18:28,270
You don't look so good.
584
00:18:28,271 --> 00:18:30,839
Oh, no, you did not.
585
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,327
Now you made her mad.
586
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,567
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey!
587
00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:36,818
Not my coaxial cables.
588
00:18:36,819 --> 00:18:38,153
There's more where
that came from, sister.
589
00:18:38,187 --> 00:18:39,854
Oh, what,
so because I'm a hoarder,
590
00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:41,389
I have to put up
with someone who...
591
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,590
let's be honest...
592
00:18:42,591 --> 00:18:43,992
has become
a little bit of a tub?
593
00:18:44,026 --> 00:18:45,593
- Oh!
- Oh, you did not!
594
00:18:46,929 --> 00:18:48,430
Oh, God.
595
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,664
You know what else?
596
00:18:49,665 --> 00:18:50,865
- Ooh!
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
597
00:18:50,866 --> 00:18:51,933
Not my old candy wrappers.
598
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,401
You cherish these?
599
00:18:53,402 --> 00:18:54,636
- Oh.
- Say good-bye!
600
00:18:54,637 --> 00:18:56,471
Okay, we'll get back together.
Okay, okay.
601
00:18:56,472 --> 00:18:58,206
We'll get back together.
Whatever it takes.
602
00:18:58,207 --> 00:18:59,341
Please, Mindy, just stop.
603
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,176
So now you want
to get back together, huh?
604
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:02,911
- Guess what. You can't.
- No, no, no, no, no.
605
00:19:02,912 --> 00:19:04,212
'Cause he doesn't want you back.
606
00:19:04,213 --> 00:19:05,780
No, I do. We can.
We're back in love.
607
00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:06,881
It's all fine.
This was a wash.
608
00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:07,949
No, you're not.
609
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:08,950
You know what, Jessica?
610
00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:10,518
Morgan might not be perfect,
611
00:19:10,553 --> 00:19:12,220
and he might never be perfect,
612
00:19:12,221 --> 00:19:13,421
but he's a good guy.
613
00:19:13,422 --> 00:19:14,723
He's a caring guy.
614
00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:16,257
He's healthy, and...
615
00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:17,592
Well, I...
not really healthy.
616
00:19:17,593 --> 00:19:20,095
I have this wound on my gut
that won't close up.
617
00:19:20,129 --> 00:19:23,632
The point is, he's beautiful,
and he's strong,
618
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:27,268
even if he himself
can't see it right now.
619
00:19:27,269 --> 00:19:28,737
God.
620
00:19:28,738 --> 00:19:30,205
How can I say this about Morgan,
621
00:19:30,206 --> 00:19:31,706
who's basically
a lowly dirt man,
622
00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:33,541
but I can't say it about myself?
623
00:19:33,576 --> 00:19:34,876
Sheena was right.
624
00:19:34,877 --> 00:19:36,778
I'm sorry, am I beautiful,
or am I a dirt man?
625
00:19:36,812 --> 00:19:38,446
- Why am I getting so mad at Danny?
- Which one is it?
626
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:39,781
How are you not answering...
627
00:19:39,815 --> 00:19:41,850
Danny would never try to
judge me or break up with me.
628
00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:44,119
He just told me he loved me
no matter what.
629
00:19:44,153 --> 00:19:45,987
You know what, you guys?
Just go.
630
00:19:46,022 --> 00:19:48,790
Hasta la vista.
631
00:19:48,824 --> 00:19:50,091
Hey, babe.
632
00:19:50,092 --> 00:19:52,460
I left a little early,
made some dinner for us.
633
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:55,430
God, you're so nice.
634
00:19:55,464 --> 00:19:59,067
Hey, I want to apologize
to you for acting so crazy.
635
00:19:59,101 --> 00:20:02,170
It was wrong of me
to be angry with you.
636
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:04,339
I realized the only person
that can make you feel better
637
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,141
about yourself is yourself.
638
00:20:06,175 --> 00:20:08,743
Or, like, a gay hairdresser
named LaChiquito,
639
00:20:08,744 --> 00:20:10,912
but, I mean,
how would I even find that guy?
640
00:20:10,947 --> 00:20:15,717
No, a real man
makes his woman feel beautiful.
641
00:20:15,718 --> 00:20:18,753
Ooh, I like how urban
you're being right now.
642
00:20:18,754 --> 00:20:22,424
And the thing
that's most beautiful about you
643
00:20:22,425 --> 00:20:23,925
is your confidence.
644
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,393
- Really?
- Yeah.
645
00:20:25,394 --> 00:20:26,661
'Cause everyone I've ever met
646
00:20:26,662 --> 00:20:28,496
says it's the most annoying
thing about me.
647
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,799
For me, I mean...
I don't know.
648
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,202
Maybe I'm crazy,
but it really turns me on.
649
00:20:34,237 --> 00:20:37,939
Well, I'm not gonna say
that I'm prettier than Gisele,
650
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,574
but there is a quality
in my face
651
00:20:39,575 --> 00:20:41,209
that I think is
kind of more appealing.
652
00:20:41,244 --> 00:20:42,878
There it is.
I like that.
653
00:20:42,879 --> 00:20:45,113
And I'm really smart
at the news.
654
00:20:45,147 --> 00:20:46,214
Yeah, you are.
655
00:20:46,249 --> 00:20:47,949
I can tell you all about Iraq
656
00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:50,285
and Iranistan.
657
00:20:50,319 --> 00:20:51,319
- Just no one asks me...
- Shut up, shut up.
658
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,321
Because they think I'm too cute.
659
00:20:53,322 --> 00:20:54,556
Shut up.
660
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,057
Kiss me.
661
00:20:59,095 --> 00:21:01,196
♪ ♪
662
00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:03,064
Harry, is it okay
if Mindy and I, we just...
663
00:21:03,065 --> 00:21:04,499
we hang out over here
for the picture?
664
00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:05,533
Sure.
665
00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:06,968
And I thought
it would be kind of cool
666
00:21:06,969 --> 00:21:09,137
if he held my breasts
like Janet Jackson.
667
00:21:09,138 --> 00:21:11,439
Harry, I'm just gonna kind of
linger in the back, okay?
668
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,141
I'm a little self-conscious
about my body.
669
00:21:13,142 --> 00:21:15,577
I think you look good.
Fat guys are sexy.
670
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,012
They keep you warm
in the wintertime
671
00:21:17,013 --> 00:21:19,147
and make big cannonball splashes
in the summer.
672
00:21:19,182 --> 00:21:21,349
Harry, Harry,
Harry, I'm so sorry.
673
00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:22,951
- Wait. Do excuse me.
- Oh, whoa. Whoa.
674
00:21:22,952 --> 00:21:25,287
Ooh, doing that walk of shame.
675
00:21:25,288 --> 00:21:27,088
Okay, yes, Tamra.
676
00:21:27,089 --> 00:21:28,490
And Jer has never been happier.
677
00:21:28,524 --> 00:21:30,926
Harry, take the photo.
678
00:21:31,928 --> 00:21:33,128
Oh, I had my eyes closed.
679
00:21:33,129 --> 00:21:35,096
Wait. Try it again?
680
00:21:35,097 --> 00:21:39,009
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