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Hey, babe, what do you
want in your panini?
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Hmm, preferably another
panini if possible.
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I don't know if
your press can handle that?
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Can my press not handle it?
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Of course my press
can handle it.
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This is a restaurant model.
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I should not have gotten you that
press for Christmas, my God.
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What's that big fancy letter?
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It's from Texas. Oh, you
know what I bet it is?
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Hmm? A thank you note from George W.
Bush for
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buying one of his paintings.
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Oh, yeah?
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"To my closest bros and hos,
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"you are cordially invited to the
most epic wedding of the century..."
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PETER: Mine! That's right, amigos,
your "bwaby bwoy" did it.
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I finally wore Lauren down
and she's going to be my wife!
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When? Saturday, March 28th.
6:00 pm until blackout o'clock.
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Where?
Lauren's family's ranch.
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Turns out she's loaded!
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Her family's cattle farm is
inhumane but profitable. Score!
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We are registered at my
weed dealer's website.
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No, we are not.
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JK, JK, JK, JK.
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Much better.
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"Please sext your RSVP."
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What?
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We're going, right?
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Unbelievable.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Damn it, Danny! None of
my clothes fit anymore!
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This is the fattest
I've ever been.
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And this is coming from a
girl who in middle school
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had a chocolate
fountain in her bedroom.
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Babe, come on.
You're pregnant.
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You got a great glow.
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Please,
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do not start with
the pregnant lady glow.
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That's all made up, you know?
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And do not call me radiant.
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If one more person calls me
freaking radiant,
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I'm gonna kill someone.
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Okay.
Okay?
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This isn't a glow. This is
sweat from exertion
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from trying to pull these
jeans over my fat ass.
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You know what? I know what would
make you feel sexy. Yeah?
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We haven't taken
the D-train
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to Seduction Junction
in a while.
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Oh...
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No, Danny, I'm not in the mood.
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You're not in the mood?
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You're always in the mood,
no matter what.
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I mean after we watched
Schindler's List,
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you were like
really in the mood.
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How about this?
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That's a sleeping bag.
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You were with me
when I bought that at Target.
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It's hot? No?
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. A tracksuit?
That's my look!
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What, are you trying to
Single White Female me?
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No. This tracksuit
is the only thing
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that fits me
in my current state.
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I think it's unprofessional.
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MORGAN: I hear ya, sister.
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'Cause, I don't know if
you guys have noticed,
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I've put on a little bit
of weight
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since I started dating
my girlfriend, Jessica.
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You know, it's so funny
when you have a girlfriend,
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all you want to do
is watch a chick flick
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and then your girlfriend
comes home and goes,
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"Morgan, you fat
son of a bitch. Get up and..."
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JEREMY: Oh, we get it, Morgan.
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I didn't call this meeting
so everyone
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can rub their girlfriends
in my face!
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I called it because we
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need a new staff photo.
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MORGAN: Oh, yeah.
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What? What's wrong with that photo?
I look so skinny in it.
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Half these people don't even
work here anymore.
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I, for one, am sick
of staring at
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the insufferable smug faces
of our ex-colleagues.
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Is this because Dr. P is
marrying your girlfriend?
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No, that's ridiculous. Also,
I'm not in the photo.
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Eh, it's probably for the best.
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Well, anyway, prepare your
best American smiles. Harry?
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Wait! What?
ALL: Harry!
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MORGAN: What's up, Harry?
What's up, man?
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What the hell, man?
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Get that thing away from me.
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I can't be photographed
like this.
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Whoa. I need time,
Jeremy, all right?
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I need to get my hair dyed.
I need to get a colonic.
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I need to get tasteful cheek
implants if there's time.
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Min, pregnant women
can't do that.
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The kid will come out
glow-in-the-dark!
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Oh, wait, my skinny dress
is at the cleaners!
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Can we just wait so
I can go pick that up?
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It makes me look hot,
no matter what.
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Fine. We'll do it tomorrow.
Harry, I'm so sorry about this.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, woman. Thank you so
much for moving me back east
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to help out with
the new practice.
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I'm just setting up my
new reception desk.
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You don't mind if I sell
my rap demos there, right?
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Absolutely not. Rishi,
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you cannot sell your single,
Ho, It Ain't Mine,
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at my women's fertility clinic.
Okay.
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Wait, wait. Before you go...
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Do I look gross?
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Oh... I don't know...
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I mean, I knew you when
you had a perm and overalls on
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and that was nasty, so...
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You look better than that.
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Hello.
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Uh, hell no! Ugh...
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Sorry, Dr. L,
I couldn't help but overhear.
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If you're trying to look good,
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my cousin Sheena is an
aspiring personal stylist.
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I'm just going to wait
for my skinny dress
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to come back from the
from the dry cleaners.
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You should think about it.
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Sheena made my
next door neighbor look
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hella sexy at her
retirement party
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and my next door neighbor
has to be weighed at a zoo.
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Damn it, Tamra. I can still
be weighed on a human scale.
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Think about it.
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Morning, chums.
BOTH: Hey.
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How would the two of
you care to accompany me
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to a singles pajama party
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that my friend is throwing tonight?
Ooh.
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Ah, tonight I can't. Ray and
I are putting in wiring
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in the brownstone
that I'm renovating.
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Ah... I would love to go
to a singles mixer
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but I don't know if you heard
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I have a girlfriend right now?
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You're both coming!
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Okay? How about that?
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You're helping me
find a girlfriend.
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I'm sick of it, guys.
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I'm sick of being the
office pushover
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who just turns up to
everybody else's stuff
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and allows his colleagues
to marry his girlfriend.
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Well, that's it! No more!
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From now on, I'm aggressive
and I'm confident.
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I'm an all-new Jeremy.
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You can call me...
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Jer.
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Okay, Jer.
Jer!
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Wonderful! Then I will see you both
tonight at the singles pajama party!
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All right, Jer-Bear.
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I mean Jer.
Jer.
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MINDY: Oh!
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Oh, my sweet dress!
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Ooh.
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Hubba-hubba, foxy lady.
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(RIPPING)
(GASPS)
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Oh, God.
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TAMRA: I know you think you're a
big, fat, pregnant monster, Dr. L.
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But pregnancy is weird
for all women.
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My mom actually lost weight
when she was pregnant with me.
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Cool origin story.
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Hey, we need to start the
beautification process.
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On the way over here
someone called me "Sir"
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and another person said,
"Hey, big guy." Dang.
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Where is your cousin?
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SHEENA: Somebody looking for
Cousin Sheena?
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Oh, my God.
Where did you come from?
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In a sense,
I've always been here.
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What?
She's messing with you.
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She snuck in while you
were in the bathroom.
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So Tamra tells me you pregnant.
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You need to be careful.
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Babies are shady.
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They'll steal your youth and beauty
and keep it for their own damn self.
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Well, that ship has sailed,
Cousin Sheena!
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Where were you three months ago?
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On a cruise.
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It's not just the photo.
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I don't even want to have sex
with my boyfriend.
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How long has it been?
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Two weeks.
(GASPS)
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Oh!
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Okay...
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Tamra, get me my juice!
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It's not just that.
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I don't feel confident anymore.
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You want to know
what happened yesterday?
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My butt knocked over
an aquarium.
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Mindy, confidence comes from...
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From within. Yeah, I know.
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Within?
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Who the hell told you that?
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Confidence comes from amazing
outfits and perfect makeup.
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Listen to her, Dr. L,
she's the expert.
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She had to overcome a lot to be
the beautiful woman she is today.
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Oh yeah, like what?
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Having too hot a
face and body? Come on.
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Ripped By mstoll
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Well, well, well.
A lot of fit birds here...
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Time for Jer to make his move.
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I mean, this is dumb. Adults shouldn't
have to put on pajamas to meet each other.
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They should just let their parents
introduce them to their second cousin.
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You know someone who has
the same values they do.
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I love...
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Jessica?
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Oh boy. That's Jessica.
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Um.
Oh, man.
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What? What?
No, no, no.
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What do you mean, "No,
no, no?" It's not bad.
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No, you're right. It's not bad.
Maybe it's like her,
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like, really hot brother,
you know?
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Hey.
Okay.
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What? Can you go over
there and just kind of
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suss out the situation?
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Just give me just a good sussing.
No, no, Morgan...
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Suss it for me!
I don't want to suss it.
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I didn't even want to come
here in the first place.
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You hooked us up.
This is your responsibility.
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You have to make sure that her
and I are together forever
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until we are two skeletons holding
hands in a couple's grave.
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Please. Please.
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Okay, fine.
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Thank you. Okay.
Fine. I'll go.
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Just be cool.
I'm going to be here.
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Hey, what's up, Jess?
Oh, hey, Danny.
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How you doing?
Morgan isn't here, is he?
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Uh, Morgan? Yeah, I saw him,
I saw him around. Oh, cool.
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He's hanging out.
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Everything all right with you guys?
Mmm-hmm.
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Great. No. To tell you the
truth, I'm actually...
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Thinking of breaking up
with him.
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This is going to sound awful,
but he's really let himself go.
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Really?
I didn't even notice that!
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Yeah, he's gained like 30 pounds.
Wow.
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He brings turkey legs
to bed with him.
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Jess, don't break up
with him, okay?
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Because...
Because?
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Because Jeremy's gonna
fire him tomorrow.
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What?
Yeah, he's firing him.
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Maybe I should wait.
Yeah.
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You know, sleep on it
for a while.
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(SIGHS)
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Okay, now tell me what you see.
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Two hot black girls and
a fat load in a tracksuit.
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That's cold. Now if the person in
the mirror was your best friend?
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Would you be as mean to her
as you're being to yourself?
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No.
249
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,052
Well, I got news for you.
250
00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:52,287
You are talking to
your best friend.
251
00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:53,923
You.
252
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,989
Damn.
253
00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,694
Sheena, you're deep as hell.
254
00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:57,758
I know.
255
00:08:57,837 --> 00:08:59,202
I used to work in a bookstore
256
00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,638
and I read a sentence out of
every single one of them books.
257
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,073
Now, let's get to work.
Strike a pose.
258
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,699
(CLEARS THROAT)
259
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,141
Okay. That gets an A.
Really?
260
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,116
A complete disaster!
261
00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,786
Okay. Well, I think you
could have just said F, then.
262
00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,412
You know what? Let's just
not do this anymore.
263
00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,013
I'm just going to
look bad in the photo
264
00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,421
and I'll never have sex again.
265
00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,323
You look fine.
266
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,225
It's your attitude
that's terrible.
267
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,662
Now, we all have insecurities
we need to get over.
268
00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,164
But you need to own it
269
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:31,260
and be as confident and as beautiful
as any other bitch in the room.
270
00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:35,368
Yeah. I can be as confident as
any other bitch in the room.
271
00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:39,844
Tamra, go down to my car
and get me... Veronica.
272
00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,977
Veronica's a pushup bra.
273
00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:44,880
Let me show you how it's done.
Okay.
274
00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:48,182
Bam! Bam!
275
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,313
(GROWLING)
276
00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:52,016
Now don't try this, that baby
will pop right out of you.
277
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:55,959
Mmm!
I'm owning it. Owning it.
278
00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,053
(BOTH GROWLING)
279
00:09:58,130 --> 00:09:59,688
Ah!
280
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,726
Strange thing is in England
it just means cigarette,
281
00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,735
but here it's a hate term.
282
00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,533
WOMAN: That's so cool
and funny.
283
00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:07,895
WOMAN 2: Hey, lady, watch out!
284
00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:10,032
Excuse me. Hello.
I am the next-door neighbor.
285
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,236
Oh, good, you're in
your pajamas. Time for bed!
286
00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:13,642
I've already called the cops.
287
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:14,839
This party is over now.
288
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:15,903
I'm shutting it down.
289
00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,346
ALL: Boo! Is that garbage?
You're garbage!
290
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,984
Excuse me, is there any way we
could just turn the music down?
291
00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:23,078
It's just I've kind of
come to meet somebody and...
292
00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:25,851
Oh, did you make a friend?
Tough luck, King's Speech.
293
00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:29,383
I have to wake up at 3:00 a.m.
With the European markets,
294
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:33,023
so unless any of you know how to
stabilize the Norwegian Kroner then...
295
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,293
What if have you thought...
296
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,130
I said Kroner,
not cronut. Okay?
297
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:40,138
All of you have to go right now.
298
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,274
Closing time! Bye.
Come on.
299
00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,330
Sorry, Jer.
300
00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,334
You know, I know a
widow at my church.
301
00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:46,400
Ooh, widow.
302
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,505
She doesn't speak any English but menopause
has really brought out her inner beauty.
303
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,812
No, Danny! I don't want your
mustachioed widow.
304
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:52,873
How'd you know she had
a mustache?
305
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,847
How dare she throw us out?
306
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,980
You know, Old Jeremy, he would have gone
home and taken it out on his pottery wheel.
307
00:10:58,057 --> 00:10:59,046
But Jer,
308
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,481
he stands up for himself.
309
00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:01,882
Okay.
310
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,723
She's getting a
strongly worded note!
311
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:08,889
Hey, babe.
312
00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:10,730
MINDY: Hey, sweetheart.
313
00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:13,435
Why don't you come into the bedroom?
I have a little surprise for you.
314
00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:14,898
I'll give you a hint.
315
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:18,577
It's curvy, soft, brown, but
it's not a chocolate Santa.
316
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:19,804
Ooh-la-la.
317
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:21,739
Daddy likey.
318
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,916
Come here, bad boy.
319
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,577
(LAUGHING)
320
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:29,843
Oh...
321
00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,587
Are you laughing at me?
322
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:34,555
(DANNY LAUGHING)
323
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:37,027
Danny, I am trying to
be sexy for you
324
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,529
and you're laughing at me?
325
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:41,031
I... No. It's funny.
I mean, it's nice.
326
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,089
You are the worst.
327
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:44,426
I'm sorry. No,
I'm not... I'm...
328
00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:45,492
What are you doing?
329
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:46,966
Do you need help there,
sweetheart?
330
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,028
I'm fine.
331
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,603
You okay?
No, I'm not okay.
332
00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,944
Don't follow me in here. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa! Mindy!
333
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,242
Don't change it. Come on.
334
00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:58,283
Come on. I really like that thing.
It looks like slutty Spider-Man.
335
00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,339
What?
336
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,545
I don't need you to
try to be sexy for me.
337
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,781
I like how you look.
I just want to have sex!
338
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:07,221
I am very pent up and
I'm saying crazy things.
339
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:10,091
I'm so happy, Danny, that you
would have sex with anything,
340
00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,151
even me!
341
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,924
What? Babe, I know you're
not feeling it right now.
342
00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,695
But eventually you're going to lose the
weight and you're going to look great.
343
00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:18,828
Will I? Since I was 15 years
old I've been saying,
344
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,269
"I'll lose weight and
feel great."
345
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,204
I don't know if it's
going to happen, Danny.
346
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,263
It never has before.
347
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,875
I mean, I guess there was that
one time on spring break
348
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,937
when I accidently had that
Cancun puddle water. Ugh...
349
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:31,448
But that doesn't count.
It was diarrhea weight.
350
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:32,916
Mindy, I don't care
what you look like.
351
00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:34,282
To me, you're always beautiful
352
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:35,479
and that outfit right now,
353
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,419
you should put that back on.
That was really hot.
354
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,751
Danny, I care what I look like.
355
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,954
And it doesn't help that I'm dating someone
who's so much better-looking than me.
356
00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:45,656
What? What are you
talking about?
357
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,926
That's not true.
It is true!
358
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,800
And now I'm pregnant and
it's just gonna get worse!
359
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,929
No. Yes, and you're going
to get hotter and hotter
360
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:53,994
like George Clooney,
361
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,731
and I'm going to get fatter and
fatter like Rosemary Clooney!
362
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:57,898
Excuse me,
363
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,444
Rosemary Clooney,
she's very sexy, Mindy.
364
00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,810
Did you ever listen to
Mambo Italiano?
365
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,110
That is a hot song, babe.
366
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:05,275
You want me to put it on?
367
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:06,340
I just want to sleep.
368
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,352
Maybe in my dream I'll be skinny.
Okay, fine.
369
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,853
Dr. L, what's up? Why are
you back in the tracksuit?
370
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:17,757
Look, I appreciate what you and
Sheena were trying to do for me,
371
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:18,888
but it's hopeless.
372
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,296
When Danny saw me last night,
he laughed.
373
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,732
And you presented
yourself for sex?
374
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,366
No. It is never okay for
a man to laugh at a woman.
375
00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:28,065
I don't care if he's at
a Mo'Nique show,
376
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,664
he better politely
smile and nod!
377
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,903
I had a back wedgie
and a front wedgie.
378
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,275
Uh-uh. This is sexist. It's...
Everybody,
379
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,777
chop-chop. Come on.
The photographer's here!
380
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,578
I'm going to opt out
of the photo.
381
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,084
Mindy, you're coming, okay?
382
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,983
Put down the pie and let's go.
383
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,346
What are we waiting for?
384
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,755
I got something
bleached for this.
385
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,761
I'll be in the picture, Dr.
Reed, but not if this man is.
386
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:50,951
Why are you mad at me?
387
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,121
For the last time,
I didn't call you sister.
388
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,962
I said you look like
Sister Joyce from church!
389
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,468
Everybody's going to be in this
photo whether they like it or not!
390
00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:00,994
Who are we waiting for? I got
something bleached for this.
391
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,335
You already said that!
392
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,137
Well, I guess I'm not
in the staff photo!
393
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,199
What now?
394
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,710
Dr. C told Jessica that
you were going to fire me!
395
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,769
And then she dumped me.
396
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,781
If I didn't fire you for kissing
that baby before it was fully out,
397
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,819
I'm not going to fire you now.
Thank you.
398
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:14,875
Why did she break up with you?
399
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,319
She wasn't supposed to do that.
400
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:17,616
What the hell are
you talking about?
401
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,591
Look, I told Jessica that
Jeremy was going to fire you
402
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,024
because she was gonna dump you.
403
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,358
I was just trying to
buy you some time.
404
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,419
Why would she dump me?
405
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,792
Was she intimidated
by my intelle-gunce?
406
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:29,923
Who knows? Maybe.
407
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,024
Wait! Danny's lying!
408
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,967
His lips are poutier than
normal when he lies.
409
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,029
MORGAN: What? Can I talk
to you alone in my office?
410
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:36,096
No, you cannot!
411
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,402
Fine. Jessica said she was
going to break up with you...
412
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:40,334
Because you were gaining weight.
413
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,744
What the hell are you
talking about, dude?
414
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:45,476
Well, you have been getting
a little heavy, right?
415
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:46,907
What?
What?
416
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,509
What?
MINDY: Oh, no.
417
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,214
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
418
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:51,984
MORGAN: No, sir.
MINDY: You have some nerve
419
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,252
fat-shaming Morgan
for being fat.
420
00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:56,851
I'm just the messenger! Why is
everybody yelling at me right now?
421
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,089
You know what? I knew
this was going to happen
422
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:01,223
because Jessica's a hot doctor
and I'm just some fat slob
423
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,393
who lost his life savings
to a teenage grifter
424
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:04,834
who said he could cast spells.
425
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,769
Never play above the rim is what
I've learned today. MINDY: No.
426
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,535
It's been an important lesson. Thank you
for that. MINDY: Morgan, no. Don't...
427
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:14,102
We cannot let the Dannys and the Jessicas
of the world make us feel less-than
428
00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:15,544
just because we
don't have thigh gaps!
429
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:16,603
I actually do have one of those.
430
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,214
That's obviously not true.
431
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,273
We're out of here.
432
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:20,841
Mindy? Mindy. Morgan?
433
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,854
I guess the photo's
not happening.
434
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,414
I'm sorry, guys. I wasn't
fat-shaming anyone.
435
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,825
Dr. Reed, can I ask
you a question?
436
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,487
I need to take this year off.
437
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,394
No more questions
today, Beverly.
438
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:36,491
Well, I have a question... Who
the hell do you think you are?
439
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:38,831
Got your little note.
440
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,599
"You have the manners
of a Blackpool dock job."
441
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,703
What the hell does
that even mean?
442
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,143
It's like a Tynemouth stevedore...
Only ruder.
443
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,547
I'm nothing like a stevedore.
444
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,004
Good shot.
445
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,414
You're going to apologize
to me right now.
446
00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:53,508
I will not.
447
00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:56,949
If you'll look to the bottom of the note,
you would see that it says, "Good day."
448
00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,488
Good day.
449
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,088
Don't let him talk to you
like that, Dr. L.
450
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,097
Excuse me.
451
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,497
You can't talk to me like that.
452
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,468
I am the highest female earner
on Wall Street, non-Jewish!
453
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,060
Excuse me.
I have a delivery.
454
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:16,708
That's too bad. Because I
have more yelling to do!
455
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,902
Well, you're not wasting
any more of my workday.
456
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,071
But you can meet me for
dinner tonight. Fine!
457
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,135
I'll pick you up at 8:00!
458
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:25,215
No! I will pick you
up at 8:00!
459
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:26,308
Fine!
460
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,682
Fine.
461
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:31,616
My God, Jer, you've done it!
462
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,432
Oh, boy.
How dare you laugh
463
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,093
at your beautiful,
pregnant girlfriend?
464
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,933
You should be worshiping the
ground her swollen feet stomp on!
465
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:47,995
Cool it, T.
466
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,198
That's your boss.
467
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:51,503
Yeah, I'm your boss.
468
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,306
But he's not mine.
Oh.
469
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,107
Mine is Mr. Reyes
at the limo company.
470
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,170
I don't know him.
471
00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,046
You better make things
right with Mindy
472
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,552
or I will devastate your
self-confidence.
473
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:02,985
TAMRA:
She ain't playing, Dr. C!
474
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,819
Sheena tears people down just
as good as she builds them up!
475
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,518
She made Chris Christie
cry at a parade.
476
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,886
I tell Mindy she's beautiful all the
time, but she doesn't believe me.
477
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:14,224
A real man makes her believe it.
478
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,997
She's building a whole
baby in there,
479
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,727
making her feel pretty
is your only damn job!
480
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,932
(STUTTERING) Okay.
Well, how do I do it?
481
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:26,535
Tonight, I want you to
look her in her eye
482
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,674
and tell her the most
beautiful thing about her.
483
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:30,904
Like this.
484
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,786
Danny. You're a beautiful man.
Yeah?
485
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,245
Thank you so much.
486
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:41,416
But the most beautiful thing
about you is your heart.
487
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,988
Oh, God. That's good.
488
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,423
That's real good.
489
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:50,524
I'm done.
490
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:55,562
Bye, Felicia.
491
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,276
No, don't give me the,
"Bye, Felicia."
492
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:01,709
Oh!
Okay, Jessica.
493
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,009
Jessica, we need to talk!
Oh! Whoa.
494
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,817
Hey, you know what? I thought you
got your hoarding under control.
495
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:08,443
What? What are you
talking about?
496
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,181
This is just stuff
that I really need.
497
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,985
Hey, why are you guys
wearing matching tracksuits?
498
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:14,423
What? No, we're not.
499
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,659
You like it?
I thought it could be fun.
500
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:18,320
Are you kidding? We came
here to make an impression.
501
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:19,796
Okay, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
502
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,632
You cannot just break up with
someone because he got fat.
503
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,191
Fat-boned. Sorry.
504
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,670
Hey, Mindy, are you okay?
You don't look so good.
505
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,940
Oh, no, you did not.
506
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:31,998
Now you made her mad.
507
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:34,344
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop!
508
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,108
Not my coaxial cables. Ah!
509
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,671
Well, there's more where that
came from, sister.
510
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,614
Oh, what? So,
because I'm a hoarder
511
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:42,017
I have to put up with
someone who, let's be honest,
512
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,554
has become a little bit
of a tub.
513
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,657
Oh! Oh!
Oh, you did not!
514
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,782
Oh! Ah! Oh, God.
It hurts so much.
515
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,088
You know what else?
516
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,455
No, no, no! Not my
old candy wrappers.
517
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,054
You cherish these?
518
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,497
Say goodbye!
Ah!
519
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,555
Okay, we'll get back together!
520
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,964
Okay, okay!
We'll get back together.
521
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,900
Whatever it takes.
Please, Mindy, just stop!
522
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,962
So now you want to
get back together, huh?
523
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,529
Guess what?
You can't.
524
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,166
Because he doesn't want you back.
No, no, no, no, no.
525
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,972
No, no, I do. We can. We're back in love!
It's all fine.
526
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,409
No, no, you're not!
This was a wash.
527
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:10,013
You know what, Jessica?
Morgan might not be perfect,
528
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,949
and he might never be
perfect, but he's a good guy.
529
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,349
He's a caring guy.
530
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:15,408
He's healthy and...
531
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:19,787
Well, not really healthy. I have this
wound on my gut that won't close up.
532
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:23,191
The point is, he's beautiful
and he's strong.
533
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,196
Even if he, himself,
can't see it right now.
534
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,865
God. How can I say
this about Morgan,
535
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,300
who's basically a
lowly dirt man,
536
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,769
but I can't say it about myself?
537
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,161
Sheena was right.
538
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,034
I'm sorry, am I beautiful
or am I a dirt man?
539
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,968
Which one is it? Why did
I get so mad at Danny?
540
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,237
How are you not answering?
541
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,302
You know, he never tried to
judge me or break up with me.
542
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,405
He just told me he
loved me no matter what.
543
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,676
You know what, you guys,
just go.
544
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,013
Hasta la vista.
545
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,347
Hasta la vista.
546
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:52,152
DANNY: Hey, babe. I left a little early.
Made some dinner for us.
547
00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:55,286
God, you're so nice.
548
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,818
Hey, I want to apologize to
you for acting so crazy.
549
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:01,331
It was wrong of me
to be angry with you.
550
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:05,898
I realized the only person that can make you
feel better about yourself... Is yourself.
551
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,940
Or, like, a gay hairdresser
named LaChiquito, but,
552
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:11,441
I mean, how would I
even find that guy? No.
553
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:14,645
A real man makes his
woman feel beautiful.
554
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,871
Ooh, I like how urban
you're being right now.
555
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:22,877
And the thing that's most beautiful
about you is your confidence.
556
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,711
Really?
Yeah.
557
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,151
Because everyone I've ever met says
it's the most annoying thing about me.
558
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:32,229
For me, I mean, I don't
know, maybe I'm crazy,
559
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:33,730
but it really turns me on.
560
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,188
Well,
561
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,495
I'm not going to say that
I'm prettier than Gisele,
562
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,766
but there is a quality in my face that
I think is kind of more appealing.
563
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:42,500
There it is.
I like that.
564
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,838
And I'm really smart
at the news.
565
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,470
Yeah, you are. I can
tell you all about Iraq
566
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,444
and Iran-istan.
567
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,448
Shut up. Shut up. It's just
no one asks me because
568
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:53,711
they think I'm too cute.
569
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,688
Harry, is it okay if
Mindy and I,
570
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,228
we just we hang out
over here for the picture?
571
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,093
Sure. And I thought it
would be kind of cool
572
00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,724
if he held my breasts
like Janet Jackson. Okay.
573
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,926
Harry, I'm just going to kind of
574
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,026
linger in the back, okay?
575
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,331
I'm a little self-conscious
about my body.
576
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:13,962
I think you look good.
577
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,404
Fat guys are sexy.
578
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:16,634
They keep you warm
in the wintertime
579
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,505
and make big cannonball
splashes in the summer.
580
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:20,738
Harry! Harry! Harry!
I am so sorry.
581
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:22,609
Wait, if you'll excuse me.
582
00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:23,705
Aw! Mmm!
There he is.
583
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,874
You doing that walk of shame?
584
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,440
Okay, yes, Tamra.
585
00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,110
And Jer has never been happier.
586
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:30,381
JEREMY: Harry, take the photo!
587
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:32,715
MORGAN: Oh, I had my
eyes closed.
588
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:33,883
Try it again.
589
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:44,500
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