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(samantha) there comes a time
in everyone's life
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when they have
to leave the nest.
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me--i've had two times,
because after a year
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of recovering from amnesia
at my parents' house,
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i was ready to either
spread my wings and fly
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or fall to the ground
and get swallowed by a snake.
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mom. mom.
dad. dad, can you...
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regina...
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release.
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okay.
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frank, make sure she uses...
(voice breaks) condoms.
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okay.
(car engine starts)
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oh, my god. frank, i'm home!
i have my own place.
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can you believe it?
i can do whatever i want.
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i can sing.
i can run around naked.
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you can learn to tip, as long
as you're making a list.
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♪ i'd like to find something
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♪ i've got my best dress on
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♪ and i'll play
from dusk till dawn ♪
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(gabriella cilmi)
* and when you sleep tonight
(humming)
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* i'd hold my pillow tight
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* i'd turn all the lights on
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* ooh, i say, don't say
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* that you're up to nothing
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* you're sure up to something
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i love this song.
aah! aah!
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(music stops)
todd.
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(chuckles)
i thought
we talked on the phone.
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y-you said
you were moving out.
i was. i am.
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i'm on my way to look
at a few places right now.
really? are you sure
you're not just stalling
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'cause you think i'm gonna
change my mind or something?
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'cause you know what?
if that's the case, i just--
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i feel it's gonna be really
weird for both of us, you know?
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apartments.
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bay windows.
that sounds nice.
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yeah.
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hello!
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mom? dad?
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hello?!
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sweetheart, you're home.
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hey, you look kind of thin.
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she's been gone six hours.
yeah, well,
i have to do laundry.
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plus, i need
to take your spatula
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because todd used mine
to clean hair out of the drain.
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what are you guys doing?
we're practicing
for the contest
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at the walnut valley club
next week.
oh. (laughs)
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how old are you guys there?
you look so dorky.
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that was last year.
oh.
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we're using this
as a training film.
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look. watch, howard.
there. right there.
(rewinds tape)
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see, our footwork
is really sloppy.
mm.
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well, i think
we look pretty good.
no, "pretty good" is not
enough to beat paula drake.
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oh, i see
what this is about--
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your little rivalry
with paula drake.
yes, it is,
her and her smug little grin.
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she beats me
at everything--
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this and best tulips
and best chili cook-off.
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oh, and that daughter of hers--
she's a doctor.
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she's married.
she has two children.
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you know, and you're single
and you're unemployed,
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and after your coma,
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you had to relearn
how to peel an orange.
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hey, i got that in one day.
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howard, honey, we've gotta
practice that grapevine,
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or we're never
gonna get first place.
well, third place is
a screwdriver set.
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that's something we could use.
hey, hey. what's this?
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it's one
of your college recitals.
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i was in a recital,
and you taped over it?
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how was i supposed to know
you wanted to see that again?
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i mean,
what am i supposed to think
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every time i want
to tape an "oprah" that...
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(singsong voice)
"oh, sam might get amnesia.
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she might want to see
that first birthday party"?
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i used to dance.
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y-you know, i don't want
to sound conceited or anything,
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but i'm pretty badass.
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(howard)
yeah, you were incredible.
yeah, you take after me.
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feel that thigh.
yeah, hard as a rock.
feel it.
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later.
why didn't you tell me?
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i mean, you point out every
lousy thing about my life,
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but the one talent that
i do have, nobody mentions it?
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we didn't want you
to get a big head.
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i want to see it again.
i want to see it again.
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shouldn't you be hunting
for apartments?
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i set a few traps.
i'll check them tomorrow.
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i know your game.
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you have no intention
of looking for an apartment.
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you're just gonna
keep mooching off sam.
i was looking, okay?
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you know, i thought
i had all this money coming
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from this wedding i shot,
but the bride--
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you know,
she didn't like the proofs.
so what,
she's just not gonna pay,
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and you're gonna let her
get away with that?
no, i left messages, e-mail.
i don't know what else to do.
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i'm an attorney.
come to my office tomorrow,
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and i'll show you
what else you can do.
i just told you, i don't
have money for a lawyer.
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are you slow? look, i get
to bring a bride to tears
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and kick you
out of sam's apartment?
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i should be paying you.
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well, you know what? we should
switch things out before we go.
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that paper towel holder
goes home with me.
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this spatula goes
back to the city with you.
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look at you.
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you're all grown up,
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got your own spatula.
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i did a good job.
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oh, crap!
what? what? what?
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(lowers voice)
paula drake.
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i know i should never
leave the house without a bra.
i don't think
we need paula drake
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to make that a rule, mom.
what are you doing?
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putting on lipstick.
she's my nemesis.
she's your nemesis?
what does she--
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does she have
an underground lair?
regina!
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oh. h-hi!
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i thought that was you.
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what are you doing here?
buying a bra, i hope.
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hi, paula.
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samantha, hello.
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how is your head injury
doing today?
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i'm not brain-damaged.
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i have my own spat... ula.
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oh, regina,
did i see that you signed up
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for the dance
at the club again?
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oh, yes, you did.
yes, you did.
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in fact, i think howard and i
are gonna give you and charlie
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a little run for your money
this year.
of course you will.
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like i said at the chandler's
anniversary party...
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oh, faux pas.
were you not invited?
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anyway, i told everyone
that no matter how many times
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the newlys lose,
they just keep on going.
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they may be failures,
but they are not quitters.
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hey, they're not failures
either.
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of course they're not.
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will you have a special seat
to watch your parents lose?
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she won't be there.
she's moved back to the city.
oh, no. i'll be there.
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i'll be there, 'cause we're
gonna kick your butts.
we?
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yep, that's right. i am your
new partner, and i am excellent.
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two women can't dance together
at the club.
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oh, yes, they can, thanks
to those two nice gay lawyers
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who just moved down the block.
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it's a whole new world.
yeah, well, we made them cry,
and we'll make you cry, too.
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oh, yeah?
you want to see some crying?
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'cause we're gonna bring you
to your knees
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and not in some
cool dance move way. ah.
what just happened?
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i don't know, but i got
that same high i got
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when i peeled that orange.
(chuckles nervously)
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i don't know
how it came out of me.
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it's just that
this paula drake woman
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was attacking my family,
and all of a sudden,
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i just became like a mother cat
and my mom was my kitten,
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and she was being swallowed
by a python or something.
oh, a python's gotta eat.
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what?
not a kitten person.
surprising, i know, but...
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excuse me.
dance competition?
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why didn't you tell me
about this?
oh, because i usually just--
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we're in.
i have magic legs.
ah!
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no, we're not--
we're not dancing.
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what do you mean,
we're not--we can win.
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you are going down, newly.
i'm gon--
no. we can dance
any other night of the year,
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but the walnut valley
dance competition
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is the one night
i get to be on tech crew.
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if it makes you
feel any better, though,
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my mom and i are
kind of a lock to win.
so... two women dancing?
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you're thinking about
where the boobs go.
anyone would.
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so how's your dad, you know,
with you stepping in?
i don't know. i don't know.
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she's telling him right now.
god, i feel so bad, though,
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because he looks forward
to this every year.
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thank you, gay lawyer couple!
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have fun with sam!
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i'm off to the boat show!
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ha ha ha ha! whoo!
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we're thinking about
doing a cha-cha,
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but we haven't
figured it out yet.
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and we're gonna get these
little matching gold dresses,
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and, oh, god,
it's gonna feel so good
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to take this paula drake down.
paula drake,
little matching dresses?
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i'm just making sure
i have all the details
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for when i repeat this story
at work.
you are so not interested in this.
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mm, no, i'm not interested
in this, and why are you?
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i mean, you are
finally out of the sticks.
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todd is almost
out of the apartment.
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you're healing.
don't open the wound.
this means so much
to my mother.
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okay, maybe i'm not drinking
enough, because this is unclear.
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you don't like your mother. you
don't show up at thanksgiving.
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you--you--you send your
assistant to birthday parties.
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you don't do christmas.
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oh, sweet baby jesus.
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where are these judges?
it's freezing out here.
well,maybe if a certain shepherd
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didn't dress like a $2 whore.
i have a date
in half an hour.
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oh, no, you don't.
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it is christmas eve, young lady.
you get back here right now!
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you're a member of this family!
oh, really? well,
where do i sign to get out?
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do not make me put down
this baby jesus!
* silent night
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okay, god, i can't wait
to put you into a home.
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really. oh, god.
* holy night
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(gasps)
there. i just won you
a free ham.
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♪ all is bright
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i like it.
i think it's edgy.
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okay, well, now i am
making it up to her,
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especially if we win...
mm.
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because do you know
how good of a dancer i am?
uh, yes, i do.
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ah!
we used to go dancing
all the time.
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oh, you used to shake it,
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and you used to have
everyone watching,
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and then i would swoop in,
and i would just spank your ass.
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i love this song.
(jaconfetti)
* we're gonna do it
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ooh. yeah.
* hey, step up
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* we're gonna do it,
we're gonna do it *
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* step on up,
we wanna move until we drop *
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* never gonna do it
like a picture crop *
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* and play it one more time
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* step on up,
we wanna move until we drop *
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* never gonna do it
like a picture crop *
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well, don't just stand there!
spank me!
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* step on up before they do
another press stop *
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* we love tue. t hippie hop
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* and play it one more time
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okay, you can do this.
you know how to dance.
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samantha!
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get up off the floor.
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when your father pulls in,
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he doesn't stop until he hits
that tennis ball.
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(groans) i talked
to my doctor today,
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and i have lost
my ability to dance.
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oh, please. i swear, that man
just says things to upset me.
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ow. no, mom,
it's the amnesia.
225
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he says it happens
all the time.
226
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he's seen people lose
their ability to play the piano
227
00:11:16,995 --> 00:11:18,229
or to speak french.
228
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,803
last night i tried
to dance at the club,
229
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and i unintentionally raised
$2,000 for my "problem."
230
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samantha, when you were 4,
you couldn't dance either,
231
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until i pushed you,
232
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and i made you practice.
233
00:11:31,918 --> 00:11:34,203
and then when you were 7, you
started bringing home trophies.
234
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a newly never gives up.
oh, it's over, mom.
235
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one good thing about my life,
and it's just gone.
236
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i'm just gonna go get my stuff
and head back to the city.
237
00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:52,435
unless you push me again.
238
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no. oh, no, no, no, no.
that was hard on both of us.
239
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oh, no, no. there were so many
tears, so many vodka tonics.
240
00:11:59,581 --> 00:12:02,229
come on. come on. you just said
that a newly never gives up.
241
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on themselves.
242
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on each other, all the time.
243
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(whispering) come on.
244
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come on.
245
00:12:17,159 --> 00:12:20,025
and turn. and turn.
and turn.
246
00:12:20,059 --> 00:12:22,758
i don't see hips.
i don't see hips.
that's my hip.my hip is out.
247
00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:25,758
that's one hip. cha-cha-cha.
cha-cha-cha.
it's my hip.
248
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i wasn't ready.
i wasn't ready.
all right, ready?one, two, really...
249
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,516
oh, wait!
i just can't--okay, but--
let go!
250
00:12:30,537 --> 00:12:32,503
i don't see a dancer anywhere.
i am a dancer.
251
00:12:32,537 --> 00:12:34,705
you are not a dancer.
i am so a dancer!
252
00:12:34,706 --> 00:12:36,538
i can't hear you.
i'm a dancer!
253
00:12:36,539 --> 00:12:37,260
then show me you're a dancer!
(bell dings)
254
00:12:37,261 --> 00:12:40,182
oh, i'm sorry, honey.
i gotta turn the chicken over.
(pants)
255
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and round and round and step
and cha-cha-cha.
256
00:12:44,175 --> 00:12:47,142
(gasps) that was it.
that was it. do that again.
do it again. do it again.
257
00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:49,642
i want to go. and back.
step, and that's my girl!
258
00:12:49,676 --> 00:12:52,509
aah!
yes, yes, yes! you did it!
you did it! good girl.
259
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:56,442
i think somebody deserves some ice cream.
i think someone deserves some fresh fruit.
260
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,476
i do have to lift you.
261
00:13:00,776 --> 00:13:03,809
why should i pay some hack
for taking crap photographs
262
00:13:03,843 --> 00:13:07,108
and ruining my wedding?
we really couldn't do
any of this through e-mail?
263
00:13:07,142 --> 00:13:09,476
look. jeffrey looks hideous.
264
00:13:09,509 --> 00:13:13,309
he isn't even smiling,
and it's his wedding day.
265
00:13:13,342 --> 00:13:15,478
there's nothing wrong with
these. your husband looks hot.
266
00:13:15,479 --> 00:13:17,478
pay the man.
okay, i don't expect
267
00:13:17,479 --> 00:13:19,946
somebody without a ring
on her finger to understand.
268
00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:23,080
you just resent women like me
because you want what we have.
269
00:13:23,113 --> 00:13:26,356
okay, one--i've probably
already had what you have,
270
00:13:26,357 --> 00:13:29,488
and two--maybe there's
no ring on my finger
271
00:13:29,489 --> 00:13:30,756
because i don't want one.
272
00:13:31,489 --> 00:13:32,226
you don't know me.
273
00:13:32,227 --> 00:13:35,102
oh, really?
career girl by day,
274
00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:38,212
and by night, a long line
of meaningless affairs
275
00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:39,411
with guys
who wouldn't remember you
276
00:13:39,412 --> 00:13:41,910
if they bumped into you
on the street. am i close?
277
00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:45,486
just putting off the day
when you find yourself dancing
278
00:13:45,487 --> 00:13:47,930
next to girls who are
ten years younger than you,
279
00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:49,467
and you realize
you've missed your window.
280
00:13:49,776 --> 00:13:52,110
and you end up in
your lonely little apartment,
281
00:13:52,143 --> 00:13:53,483
curled up in front
of the television,
282
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,652
eating your sad-looking
meat loaf for one
283
00:13:55,653 --> 00:13:56,980
and wearing a sweatshirt
284
00:13:56,981 --> 00:13:59,777
that says, "forget love.
i'm falling in chocolate."
285
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,140
okay. you know what?
286
00:14:05,173 --> 00:14:07,140
i'm gonna take
a 10-minute recess.
287
00:14:07,173 --> 00:14:09,640
no, i-i don't need
ten minutes.
288
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,640
i don't care
if you pay me or not,
289
00:14:11,674 --> 00:14:13,706
because those pictures
are great. the problem is you.
290
00:14:13,739 --> 00:14:15,213
excuse me?
because when i look at these,
all i see is
291
00:14:15,214 --> 00:14:17,682
a guy who loves his wife,
and all you see are the flaws.
292
00:14:17,715 --> 00:14:20,181
i mean, you women complain
that there aren't any good guys
293
00:14:20,214 --> 00:14:21,480
out there, and then you find one
who treats you well
294
00:14:21,481 --> 00:14:24,340
and actually remembers that your
favorite flower is a daffodil
295
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,203
and held your hand
while you were in a coma...
what?
296
00:14:26,204 --> 00:14:28,705
even after
you cheated on him...
okay, i never cheated.
297
00:14:28,738 --> 00:14:30,705
and you still think there's
something better out there,
298
00:14:30,738 --> 00:14:33,638
so you turn to the one guy who
actually loves you, and you say,
299
00:14:33,671 --> 00:14:36,638
"you know what? we're not right
together. you have to move out."
300
00:14:36,671 --> 00:14:39,471
well, you know what?
i am moving out, all right?
301
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:44,810
i don't care if i have to live in a box!
and for your information,
a guy did offer to marry me,
302
00:14:44,811 --> 00:14:46,238
and if that stick
would have turned blue,
303
00:14:46,239 --> 00:14:49,205
i'd be living in scarsdale
by now. uh-huh.
304
00:14:52,214 --> 00:14:54,479
hey, todd. it's me.
um, just wanted to let you know
305
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,477
that i am not gonna be coming
back to the apartment tonight
306
00:14:57,478 --> 00:14:59,107
because i have to rehearse
my dance number
307
00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:00,263
with my mom in the morning.
308
00:15:00,493 --> 00:15:02,727
you know, it's kind of been fun
hanging out with her.
309
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,203
i didn't think that i would
really like--okay, nice beep.
310
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:09,134
all right. mom?
hey, i got the dresses! mom!
311
00:15:15,735 --> 00:15:16,356
mom!
312
00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:20,944
what are you doing?
it's not what it looks like.
313
00:15:20,977 --> 00:15:22,483
you're practicing
for the contest with dad,
314
00:15:22,484 --> 00:15:24,884
aren't you?
no!
315
00:15:24,918 --> 00:15:28,818
we were smoking marijuana.
i am so hungry. who wants pie?
there's pie.
316
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,450
here, dad.
i hope you can pull off
317
00:15:31,451 --> 00:15:32,895
something
with spaghetti straps.
318
00:15:40,084 --> 00:15:41,057
samantha.
319
00:15:41,777 --> 00:15:44,758
you were making
real progress, honey,
320
00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:46,177
but you--you only got
the one step.
321
00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:48,758
now if the competition
was one step long,
322
00:15:48,791 --> 00:15:50,758
that trophy
would have been ours.
323
00:15:50,791 --> 00:15:52,017
oh, no, no, no.
you're right.
324
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,352
i mean, i was
just being stupid, you know?
325
00:15:54,384 --> 00:15:57,818
we would
never have won as a team.
oh.
326
00:15:57,851 --> 00:15:59,818
plus, this is--this is
really the push i needed.
327
00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:02,818
i mean, what am i doing
hanging out here all day,
328
00:16:02,851 --> 00:16:05,318
dancing with my mommy,
right?
329
00:16:05,352 --> 00:16:08,451
i'm--i'm an adult.
330
00:16:08,484 --> 00:16:10,584
thanks for doing my laundry.
331
00:16:10,618 --> 00:16:14,951
(inhales deeply) mmm.
that really does smell good.
332
00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:21,482
what is that look for?
333
00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:25,141
she said herself she knew
we couldn't beat paula drake.
334
00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:27,376
she practically
moved back home.
335
00:16:27,409 --> 00:16:30,376
you guys have been out
in that garage ten hours a day.
336
00:16:30,409 --> 00:16:33,383
she did it to be with you.
howard, please.
i know my own daughter.
337
00:16:33,384 --> 00:16:35,236
she hasn't wanted
to spend time with me
338
00:16:35,237 --> 00:16:37,203
since she was 12 years old.
339
00:16:37,237 --> 00:16:39,706
can we please go back out there?
we've got a lot of work to do.
340
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,331
you know,
i think i'm done for tonight.
341
00:16:41,332 --> 00:16:43,940
i don't even want any pie.
342
00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:55,400
that bride messengered over
the check this morning.
343
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,484
there's enough here
for first and last month's rent,
344
00:16:57,485 --> 00:17:01,184
plus security.
huh. what i said must have
gotten through to her.
345
00:17:01,218 --> 00:17:03,472
no, what you said
scared the crap out of her.
346
00:17:03,473 --> 00:17:07,939
i had to talk her
out of a restraining order.
great. so...
347
00:17:11,519 --> 00:17:12,263
now i can move out.
348
00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:15,330
yeah, and sam can get on
with her life.
and there we are.
349
00:17:15,363 --> 00:17:16,831
mm-hmm.
thanks, ann-drea.
350
00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:18,330
on-drea.
right. hey.
351
00:17:18,363 --> 00:17:20,697
and hey, listen. um...
352
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:24,564
you're not gonna end up alone,
making meat loaf for one.
353
00:17:28,394 --> 00:17:30,062
and somewhere out there,
354
00:17:30,095 --> 00:17:32,062
there's a girl
who's just gonna--
355
00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:34,561
sorry. i can't do it.
it's too weird.
356
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,695
we tried.
357
00:17:56,928 --> 00:17:59,229
(whispers)
who is that guy?
358
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:12,028
(man)
that was drake and romero!
359
00:18:12,062 --> 00:18:13,528
you guys are next.
360
00:18:13,561 --> 00:18:15,561
i will deny that we had
this conversation,
361
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,928
but i'm gonna give you guys
some extra light.
362
00:18:22,062 --> 00:18:24,028
i was just warming 'em up
for you, regina.
363
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,828
where's charlie?
poor thing hurt his knee,
364
00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:28,628
but fortunately,
my good friend mateo,
365
00:18:28,661 --> 00:18:31,095
3-time international
ballroom dancing champion,
366
00:18:31,129 --> 00:18:33,561
was able to be with me.
so when do i get my money?
367
00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:36,795
now please welcome next
to the floor--
368
00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:41,895
newly and newly...
and the cha-cha.
369
00:18:45,728 --> 00:18:47,795
you ready, regina?
370
00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:49,394
hurt your knee.
371
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,394
i think the expression is
"break a leg."
372
00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:52,718
howard, i swear to god, if you
don't hurt your knee right now,
373
00:18:52,719 --> 00:18:53,573
i'll break it with a pipe.
374
00:18:58,386 --> 00:19:01,119
oh! oh!
the pain--it's on fire. oh!
375
00:19:01,153 --> 00:19:03,480
all right, easy, de niro.
376
00:19:03,481 --> 00:19:07,393
flamingo down. flamingo down.
weber and duncan on deck.
377
00:19:07,394 --> 00:19:08,488
we're on!
i don't believe it.
(panting)
378
00:19:09,986 --> 00:19:11,990
what's going on?
are you okay?
379
00:19:11,991 --> 00:19:13,730
i'm so happy you came.
oh.
380
00:19:13,731 --> 00:19:18,554
i was afraid that was gonna be our last fight.
no, mom. i want to have lots of fights with you.
381
00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:22,667
it's only been a year
since we started over, right?
382
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:25,633
what kid leaves home
after a year?
383
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:26,469
oh, it's getting worse.
384
00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:29,396
it's like a branding iron
searing my flesh.
385
00:19:29,397 --> 00:19:30,729
(under breath)
it hurts. we get it.
386
00:19:31,244 --> 00:19:33,677
(man) so... last chance
for newly and newly?
387
00:19:33,678 --> 00:19:35,578
not on your life. ready?
388
00:19:36,493 --> 00:19:38,994
what? me?
mom, you won't win.
389
00:19:39,027 --> 00:19:41,427
no, samantha, we won't win.
390
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:44,927
i was hoping you would ask.
391
00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:47,627
here. take this. take this.
okay. oh, good.
all right.
392
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:49,293
positions.
positions.
393
00:20:02,226 --> 00:20:05,527
oh, my god. we're doing it.
head.
394
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,660
* lilly runs
when you look away *
395
00:20:08,694 --> 00:20:11,093
(samantha)
you know when you think
396
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,961
something is going to go badly,
and it goes just okay,
397
00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:17,360
so you think
it's going great?
398
00:20:17,393 --> 00:20:19,694
it's probably worse
than you ever imagined.
399
00:20:19,727 --> 00:20:21,860
(pink martini) * lilly runs
when you look away *
400
00:20:21,894 --> 00:20:25,493
* lilly leaves kisses
on your collar *
401
00:20:25,527 --> 00:20:28,894
* lilly, lilly, lilly, lilly,
stay *
402
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,894
all right, are you sure
you want more light?
403
00:20:30,927 --> 00:20:32,860
because i was thinking
more darkness.
404
00:20:32,894 --> 00:20:35,427
* pressed up
against the glass *
405
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,694
* he prays that she will pass
406
00:20:37,727 --> 00:20:39,220
* now he's living
with his mother *
407
00:20:41,843 --> 00:20:44,676
* lilly comes
when you stop to call her *
408
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,489
you know, we don't have to go
through this to see each other.
409
00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:49,657
just come over.
i'll be there.
it's good to know. thanks.
410
00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:51,238
well, call first.
i do have a life.
yeah.
411
00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:53,234
(samantha)
okay, maybe i was wrong.
412
00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:55,986
maybe i didn't lose every
good thing with my amnesia.
413
00:20:55,987 --> 00:20:58,364
some things are in there
to discover.
414
00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:01,706
some can be relearned.
415
00:21:01,739 --> 00:21:07,171
and others,
if they're important,???