1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:03,565 DRE: Facebook was founded 10 years ago 2 00:00:03,636 --> 00:00:05,331 by a teenage smart-ass. 3 00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:06,497 Ever since then, 4 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:09,542 people have been predicting when it would stop being cool. 5 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,507 But I know when. 6 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:13,910 Last week, when my wife signed up. 7 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,811 (LAUGHS) Dre, look at this. 8 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:18,077 Oh, a puppy becomes friends with a python. 9 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:20,085 - They love each other. It's so cute. - (DOG BARKING) 10 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:21,984 Keep watching. It gets less cute. 11 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:23,419 (GASPS) Oh! 12 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,555 Gosh. Oh, Dre, 13 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:29,126 Shawn and Lance said that they're gonna be in town next week 14 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,423 and they want to get together. 15 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:31,896 That was in a private message. 16 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,830 Yeah, everybody says that, nobody means it. 17 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,731 If you haven't seen each other in forever, 18 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:36,962 there's a reason why. 19 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,028 Dre, I don't understand why you're such an ass 20 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:40,129 when it comes to my college friends. 21 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,730 - Oh, you don't? - No. 22 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:42,900 - Mmm, look at this right here. - What? 23 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:46,412 DRE: Look at the United Colors of Benetton posers. 24 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:49,414 They think they're so cool because they're the picture of diversity. 25 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:53,350 Mixed Bow, Asian Maisie, Fat Shawn, and Black Lance. 26 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,251 You really stretched yourselves on those nicknames. 27 00:00:55,321 --> 00:00:56,845 Those weren't our nicknames, Dre. 28 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:58,618 You just came up with those right now. 29 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:02,626 - Asian Maisie looks so great. - (SCOFFS) 30 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:03,684 She thinks she's famous 31 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:05,196 just because she was on The Real World. 32 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,961 Dre, she dated David Spade. 33 00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:10,468 Name me one David Spade movie. 34 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:11,902 Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, 35 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:13,871 Lost & Found, Joe Dirt, 36 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,771 - Grown Ups, Grown Ups 2... - Okay, okay! 37 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:16,968 - I said "one." - All right. 38 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:18,635 And what's up with you and David Spade? 39 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:20,568 You know what? 40 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:23,548 Of all those people in that group, you know who annoys me the most? 41 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:24,674 Lance? 42 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,878 Dre, come on. We dated in the '90s. Get over it. 43 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:29,285 No. You. 44 00:01:29,355 --> 00:01:31,380 You get so fake when you're around them. 45 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,585 You're so thirsty to impress these clowns, 46 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:35,218 you turn into Big Word Bow. 47 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,092 That's ludicrous and preposterous. 48 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:38,562 - See? - You know what? 49 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:40,121 I'm gonna invite them over here, 50 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,430 and we are gonna have a dinner party. 51 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:45,868 Ha-ha! That sounds like so much fun for you. 52 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,839 Dre, you're coming, okay? 53 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:50,398 And this time, you're gonna turn it on. 54 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,172 - I'm always on. - Oh, really? 55 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:53,337 - Mmm-hmm. - Do you remember the last time? 56 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:55,973 The whole night, you were busy putting olive pits in the peanut bowl, 57 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,710 sitting there doing your dead face. 58 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,012 What's my dead face? 59 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:01,580 That's just my face. 60 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:03,246 Yeah, I know, Dre. 61 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:05,314 I had to Photoshop our whole wedding album. 62 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:06,817 What? 63 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:12,700 Ripped By mstoll 64 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,163 So, she wants you to host a party for her old college friends... 65 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:17,703 - Mmm-hmm. ...that you don't even like... 66 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:18,930 - Mmm-mmm. ...and you gotta show up 67 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:20,632 and you gotta be all fun, 68 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:23,335 - and you gotta give them top-shelf Dre? - DRE: Yep. 69 00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:26,344 Look, my ex-wife shot me, which wasn't cool, 70 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:29,438 but to make you hang out with her old boyfriend is just next level. 71 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:31,507 Look, I'm not worried about dude, okay? 72 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:33,245 I mean, that's old-school, right, Curtis? 73 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,913 Not wanting to kick it with a dude that smashed your wife 74 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,456 is not old-school. 75 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:38,513 That's just school. 76 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:40,456 DRE: Look, man, Lance is not a threat. 77 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:43,428 He wears a smedium and chalks in his hairline. 78 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:46,124 Basically, old boy's the black David Spade. 79 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:47,393 You know what's underrated? 80 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,196 Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star. 81 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:54,502 You know, none of this would be so bad if I had some of my people there, 82 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:57,065 but I don't have the heart to subject anybody 83 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:58,974 that I care about to Bow and her friends. 84 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:00,444 So, do you guys want to come? 85 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,743 Hell, yeah. I'm already there. 86 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,077 CHARLIE: (CLEARS THROAT) Um... 87 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,585 Does the girl twin still live with you? 88 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:08,120 - Yes. - Mmm-hmm. 89 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,145 Not a fan. 90 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:14,626 But I've been locked out of my house for a few days, so I'll come. 91 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,257 DRE: The night of the party, 92 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,992 Bow turned it up like the Obamas were coming. 93 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:23,399 I don't know why she felt the need to impress these folks, 94 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:24,458 but she did. 95 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,028 She was even wearing a caftan. 96 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:28,539 - Hey, Mom. - Hey, babies. 97 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,473 - (GASPS) Oh, food! - Oh, no, don't touch that. 98 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,908 Don't touch that! 99 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:33,240 Don't touch that! 100 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:36,441 It's my inhaler. I need this to live. 101 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:39,576 Take a hit and beat it. I don't need you passing out in here. 102 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:41,347 Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, goodness. 103 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:45,121 Whoo! Mommy is wound up. (LAUGHS) 104 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:46,749 My guests are gonna be here any minute. 105 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,794 Great, I'll show them my new dance moves. 106 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,761 Ooh, look at that. Oh, careful, careful! 107 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:52,229 My champagne mountain. 108 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:54,698 Again, so sorry. A little wound up. 109 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:55,927 Okay, but you know what? 110 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:57,765 Why don't you guys head on upstairs 111 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:00,067 and then, uh, when I call you back downstairs, 112 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:02,004 it'll be just like we planned, right? 113 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:06,307 You'll be smiling and smiling and laughing... 114 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:09,607 (LAUGHS THEATRICALLY) 115 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:13,684 And we're leaving, and we're smiling. 116 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,345 'Cause she's crazy, 117 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,616 so we're hurrying. 118 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:22,722 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 119 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:24,623 - Hey, babe. - Huh? 120 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:25,686 How do I look? 121 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:26,959 Acceptable. 122 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:30,662 Okay, so, the guests are gonna arrive precisely at 8:00 p.m. 123 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:34,571 All right, well, in Charlie's case, that could be 8:00 or 11:45. 124 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,233 - (DOORBELL RINGING) - Nice. 125 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:37,606 Or 6:30. 126 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:39,542 So glad you invited him, Dre. 127 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:43,673 (SIGHS) 128 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:45,578 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) 129 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:46,641 Diane. 130 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,345 Charles. 131 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:58,891 Okay, drinks and hors d'oeuvres for about an hour, 132 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,592 and then at 9:15, 133 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,295 I will spontaneously come up with the idea for a party game, 134 00:05:03,369 --> 00:05:04,563 just out of nowhere. 135 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:07,435 And what time do I spontaneously blow my brains out, 136 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:08,940 just out of nowhere? 137 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:11,670 Dre, you promised you were gonna be on tonight. 138 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:13,769 All right, all right, all right. Let me warm up, okay? 139 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:15,404 - Okay. - Red leather, yellow leather, 140 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,073 red leather, yellow leather. 141 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,380 Bio-pic, biopic, bio-pic, biopic. 142 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:21,511 You know New York, you need New York, 143 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:23,179 you know you need unique New York. 144 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,450 Ooh, I'm gonna murder this. 145 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:25,751 Mmm-hmm. 146 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:32,894 I can't believe Mom knows someone who was on Real World. 147 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:34,956 How is this even a reality show? 148 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:38,265 No one's singing, cooking, or exploiting their children. 149 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,636 What's that line down the front of their jeans? 150 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,572 I believe that's called a crease. 151 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:45,406 You have to understand, it was 1994. 152 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:47,878 Television itself was in its infancy. 153 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:50,745 You had to be there at a certain time to watch a show 154 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,546 or it was gone forever! 155 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:55,951 Wait. No pause button? No DVR? 156 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,819 And you had to watch the commercials. 157 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:58,914 DIANE AND JACK: What? 158 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,425 This is really boring. 159 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:02,859 We could do better than that. 160 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,397 We can do better. 161 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:09,001 Why don't we shoot our own reality show here tonight? 162 00:06:09,168 --> 00:06:10,658 We'll have Maisie downstairs, 163 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,103 but older and more desperate. 164 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:14,901 Now, that's TV. 165 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:16,839 Right? Junior, you'll shoot and direct, 166 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:18,467 and I'll be executive producer. 167 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,478 Why do you get to be executive producer 168 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,275 if I'm the one doing all the work? 169 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:24,441 Because I'm a people person and I look great in a blazer. 170 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,576 Diane, you're in charge of lighting, 171 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:28,313 and, Jack, you're a teamster. 172 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,583 Great! I'm on a break. 173 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:34,921 - Guys, get ready for... - (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 174 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:38,760 ...The Real World: Old People Eating Cheese. 175 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,591 DRE: So, the kids had a project for the night. 176 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:44,795 Let's meet our cast of characters. 177 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:46,930 - (GASPS) - There's Big Word Bow. 178 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:51,108 You look absolutely pulchritudinous! 179 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:53,475 DRE: You had former reality star Maisie. 180 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,939 - Is that a sushi tower? (CHUCKLES) - It is. 181 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:59,246 You know who loves sushi? David. 182 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:00,307 - Mmm. - David Spade. 183 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:01,444 - Yeah. - We dated. 184 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,988 - You knew that, right? Yeah. - Yeah. 185 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:04,488 He bought me a Subaru. 186 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:05,649 A Subaru. 187 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:08,193 DRE: And then there was Bow's old boyfriend. 188 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:10,461 Guys? It's Lance. 189 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,091 (DRE SPEAKING) 190 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,154 DRE: Oh, what up, Lance? 191 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:15,063 Do you have any room-temperature water? 192 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:16,525 (CHUCKLING) Yeah. 193 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,696 So, that chump is your wife's former lover? 194 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,034 I'm cooler than him. 195 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,803 Dre, it looks like this dude got his suit at Build-A-Bear. 196 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:25,070 LANCE: Hey, baby. 197 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:27,112 - SHAWN: Hi. - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 198 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,169 Who is that? 199 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,445 - BOW: Hi! - (BOTH SHRIEKING) 200 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,008 Shawn? 201 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:35,576 Fat Shawn? 202 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:38,920 Turns out, she'd become Phat Shawn. 203 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:40,185 (LAUGHS) 204 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:42,727 Damn, that is one thick snow bunny. 205 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:44,820 I swear to God I wish I would have said that. 206 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,728 She lost a lot of weight! 207 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,495 But kept it in all the right places. 208 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:52,237 Mmm. My man made a very strong move. 209 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,670 Very strong. 210 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:55,866 Oh, hey, Lance, I see you, brother. 211 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,500 He bought low. 212 00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:59,602 He's the Warren Buffett of biggums. 213 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:02,648 The Nostradamus of thick chicks. Thickadamus. 214 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:03,704 Do you guys want to see the rest of the house? 215 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:04,772 - Yeah. - Of course. 216 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,842 - Come on, follow me. - LANCE: All right. 217 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:08,386 (CHUCKLES) 218 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:11,152 - (LAUGHS) - Thanks for bringing us all together. 219 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,522 Oh, sure. Gosh, I just thought it'd be really pleasurable, 220 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:18,496 you know, to have a convivial soiree at my humble domicile. (CHUCKLES) 221 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:19,962 - (CHUCKLING) - That's a good one, man. 222 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:22,091 How adorable is that? They're finally getting along. 223 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,362 Hey, tell me about this, man. 224 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,904 Is that all squats, or does she run stairs? 225 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,462 Because how did that happen? 226 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,029 BOW: Hey, guys. 227 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:31,201 - I'm so glad you guys are getting along. - I know, right? 228 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:32,301 To be honest, Dre, 229 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:33,811 I never thought you would get past the fact 230 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,177 that Lance and Bow were engaged. 231 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,272 (SPITS) Mmm. 232 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,579 Well, it... That's... It was... 233 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,209 Uh, no, no, no. Wait. 234 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:42,186 Did you just say "engaged"? 235 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,348 Well, I mean... (CHUCKLES) Come on. 236 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:45,890 (STAMMERS) I wouldn't call it... 237 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:48,119 - I wouldn't call it engaged. - MAISE: Well, what would you call it 238 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,459 when one person asks another person to marry him and she says "yes" 239 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,828 and then he buys her a ring and then 240 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:55,299 they invite all their friends to Applebee's for jalape ño poppers? 241 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:56,824 BOTH: Engaged. 242 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,167 Or like a party. (LAUGHS) It's like... 243 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,396 MAISE: Wow. 244 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,964 This just stopped being polite, 245 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:04,936 and got really real. 246 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:06,202 ZOEY: Whoa! 247 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,676 Lance would have been our dad? 248 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:10,614 And Shawn would have been our mom? 249 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:12,310 So hot! 250 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,250 She would have been your mom. 251 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:15,678 DRE: Bow. BOW: Uh-huh? 252 00:09:15,821 --> 00:09:17,948 - Can I talk to you for a second? - BOW: Sure, sweetie. 253 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,352 - Now. - Just a second. 254 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:20,756 Um, enjoy the food, and I'm gonna refill... 255 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:21,815 - I think he wants a refill. - DRE: Come on. 256 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:24,652 - Sweetheart. - Mmm-hmm. 257 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,995 Yeah, we were engaged, but it was, like, so long ago. 258 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,694 It was like for 10 minutes, 259 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,828 and we were young and we were stupid, 260 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,930 and, like, we went five-way dutch on jalape ño poppers. 261 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:37,635 I mean, I didn't even get any and Shawn ate... 262 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,704 I... I should have told you. 263 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:42,543 I should have told you, and I didn't. 264 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:43,775 I'm sorry. 265 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:48,350 Babe, I'm really gonna surprise you now... 266 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,445 I get it. 267 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:50,844 - Seriously? - (SCOFFS) 268 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,618 - Yes, it's ancient history. - Yeah. 269 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,160 Plus, there's plenty of things I haven't told you about. 270 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:56,216 Wait, what, now? 271 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,455 But the point is, 272 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,657 all of our secrets are out in the open now. 273 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:01,700 - But you didn't tell me... - Ah, ah, ah, ah. 274 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,359 Let's not forget who's in the hot seat. 275 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,461 Actually, you're just lucky 276 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:09,065 that you married a man like me, magnanimous. 277 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:10,802 - See? - Hmm. 278 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,510 We're meant to be. 279 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,637 If Lance hadn't broken it off with me, 280 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:17,274 - I never would have met you, my Dre. - Oh. 281 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,339 Thanks, baby. 282 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:19,441 DRE: Hold on. 283 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:22,078 Did she just say Lance dumped her? 284 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,417 Who the hell am I married to? 285 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,752 This is crazy, man. 286 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,624 I always saw me and Bow as this power couple. 287 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,595 The dumpers, not the dumpees. 288 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:32,653 CURTIS: And you still are, boss. 289 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,227 Look, who cares if he looked her dead in the face and said, 290 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,235 "There's no way I want to go further with this"? 291 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,204 That's his thing. One man's trash, right? 292 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:41,261 No! 293 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:44,036 Man, Bow and I are A-listers. (STAMMERS) 294 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,168 Jay and Bey. 295 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,178 Look, I'm just worried that now I'm Jay 296 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:48,838 and she's one of those other girls. 297 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:51,439 Destiny's illegitimate Child, Hazel. 298 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,918 Hey, Dre, get out of your head, man. 299 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,955 Look at me. I always get dumped. 300 00:10:57,456 --> 00:11:00,289 That don't make me a loser, you know? 301 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,121 Dre, there is absolutely nothing wrong 302 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:04,719 with a man dating a woman who's been dumped. 303 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,355 - You don't think so? - No, man. 304 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,627 I almost exclusively date women who have been dumped. 305 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,533 I'll wait outside the club by the street meat cart, 306 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,038 looking for girls to stumble out at closing 307 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:16,267 with runny mascara and a broken heel. 308 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,435 Then your boy Josh goes to wiz-erk! 309 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,979 I'll whisper in their ear, "You can do better. 310 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,106 "You can do better. Shh, shh, shh. 311 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,945 "But not tonight." Hmm? (CHUCKLES) 312 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,006 Feel better? 313 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,143 - No. - Okay. 314 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:28,447 Look, just let it go, boss. 315 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,352 Okay, you start digging in a cemetery, 316 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,084 all you gonna find is dead bodies. 317 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,149 You know, you're right, Curtis. You're right. 318 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:35,921 You know, I'm gonna leave it alone. 319 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,087 I did not leave it alone. 320 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,393 Hey, Lance. More scotch? 321 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,826 - Oh, thank you. - All right. 322 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:44,597 I told you that Lance and I were engaged. 323 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:45,694 Of course I did! 324 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:48,001 Money. Old People Eating Cheese 325 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:51,407 just graduated to Mom's Secret Fiancé Could Wreck Her Marriage. 326 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,911 Why is there so much footage of that lady's butt? 327 00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:57,244 It's called "ambient b-roll." And I need it. 328 00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,915 We need it. 329 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:01,778 I need it. 330 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,118 We still need to find a villain in all this. 331 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,521 There's a villain in our house? 332 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:06,649 Like Bane? 333 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,456 ZOEY: No. All reality shows have a villain. 334 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:11,553 The drama queen you love to hate, 335 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:14,463 your Snookis, your Omarosas, your Bryant Gumbels. 336 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:16,262 Now, let's go find ours. 337 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,436 My money's on Maisie. 338 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:21,973 JACK: Really? Why her? 339 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:24,975 DIANE: I saw her double dip in the ponzu. 340 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:27,838 (WHISPERS) Dirty, dirty girl. 341 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:31,583 Kind of crazy finding out 342 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,447 that you and Bow were engaged and everything. 343 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,316 Oh, I'm so sorry. 344 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,514 - All these years, I assumed you knew. - It's cool. 345 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,421 Hey, just curious how it all ended. 346 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:43,019 You know, was it the type of thing where you saw the writing on the wall 347 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,460 with a girl that spectacular? 348 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,623 You know, did you dump her before she dumped you? 349 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,496 Hey, hey, ain't no shame in that game, playboy. 350 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:50,228 I don't know. Who can remember? It was college. 351 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,770 College. I get it. 352 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,371 A little experimental phase? 353 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,305 Not sure what team you were playing for. 354 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,343 Yeah, no, no, had to clear the deck for Mr. Right. 355 00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,468 Dre, I'm not gay. 356 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,945 You've been staring at my wife all night. 357 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,379 In fact, you're doing it right now. 358 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,107 Huh? 359 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:07,584 (CHUCKLES) Look, man, if I had to dig deep here, 360 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,348 I guess I had to end things with Bow 361 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,218 because she was still not over Brian. 362 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:12,412 Who's Brian? 363 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,220 - The guy who dumped her after Mike. - What? 364 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:17,729 I have had a spontaneous idea, 365 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,526 let's play a game! 366 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:23,056 This isn't gonna be the type of thing where we're gonna get naked, are we? 367 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,966 - Hmm? - Full disclosure? 368 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,801 I had a botched circumcision a few years ago. 369 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,666 Just so you know. 370 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,439 - What about celebrity charades, huh? - DRE: Oh! 371 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,509 I actually had a different kind of game in mind. 372 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,277 - Really? - Yeah. 373 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,683 So, I'm not proud of how this is about to go down, 374 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,187 but I needed answers. 375 00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,586 All right. 376 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,057 - Everybody know how to play "I never"? - (BOW CHUCKLES) 377 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,651 It's where I say something I have never done, 378 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:52,720 like, "I have never been dumped by a guy named Brian." 379 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,629 - Wait, what? - MAISE: Oh, I'll explain. 380 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,133 You've been dumped by a guy named Brian... 381 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,362 - Yes, thank you. - Oh! 382 00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:58,596 So you drink. 383 00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,729 - Okay. - There you go. 384 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:00,829 MAISE: I'll go next. 385 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:02,168 I've never spent 386 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,675 a Thanksgiving meeting David Spade's parents. 387 00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:06,733 Oh, that's me! 388 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:08,336 - Yeah, that's her. - All right. 389 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,847 Okay, I'm gonna go next. I'm gonna go next. 390 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:14,545 I never had to balance having four children 391 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,487 while managing a very challenging medical career. 392 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:18,989 - DRE: Oh. - (BOW LAUGHS) 393 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,614 - Down the hatch! - All right. 394 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,786 - Mmm-hmm. - DRE: Ah. Okay, okay. I have one. 395 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:27,163 I have never been dumped by more than three people in college. 396 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,257 Yes. 397 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,234 - Josh! - Josh! 398 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:31,291 Drink up, Bow. 399 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,395 Oh, you too, huh? 400 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,269 Yeah, thank you, Shawn. Yeah. 401 00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,332 DRE: (CHUCKLES) See? This is fun. 402 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:39,570 Well, anybody else have any stories about Bow? 403 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,738 Lance, I'm sure you're sitting on a couple of gems. 404 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,803 - BOW: Dre... - Oh, hell yeah. 405 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,975 I never had "finals baldness." 406 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,142 What? (STAMMERS) 407 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,448 It's called stress-related alopecia, 408 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,988 and millions of Americans suffer from it. 409 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,752 Yes, so I'm not embarrassed. I will drink. 410 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,852 DRE: Oh, let's go back to an old favorite of mine. 411 00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:01,195 I have never been dumped by more than four people in college. 412 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,256 BOTH: Drink! 413 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,426 (LAUGHS) 414 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:06,193 Five? 415 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,432 ALL: Drink! 416 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,498 - Six people? - Drink, drink, drink! 417 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,565 Seven? 418 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,838 (ALL LAUGHING) 419 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,769 Damn. 420 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:19,682 Okay, yeah, obviously I have a few skeletons in my closet. Oh! 421 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,418 More than eight? 422 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,284 (IN UNISON) Drink! 423 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:24,816 BOW: Okay, okay, okay, okay. 424 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,825 Enough! Enough! Why are you attacking me? 425 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:30,361 This is not how the night was supposed to go. 426 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,227 You guys were just supposed to admire my bangles 427 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:37,167 and eat my almonds and just watch me float like an angel! 428 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,328 Oh, God! 429 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,235 Oh, my... I'm... 430 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:44,274 Oh, my God. Mom's the villain. 431 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:45,901 I'm gonna win an Emmy. 432 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,411 (CRYING) I'm in a bad way. 433 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:48,537 Bow! 434 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,641 I'm buttoning it up, so get off of me. 435 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,347 - All right, let me make you some coffee. - I don't want coffee. 436 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,253 Uh, where do you keep your cubed ham? 437 00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,313 What the hell? 438 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,291 Two fire extinguishers and no ham. 439 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,884 I mean, that's just crazy. 440 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,020 Charlie, can you give us a moment? 441 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:06,928 You better not let it burn. 442 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,523 - What? - (BOW SCOFFS) 443 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,567 What is going on with you? 444 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,365 BOW: What's going on with you? 445 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,532 Dre, why were you trying to take me down during "I never"? 446 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,268 Because when I found out you got dumped, 447 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,174 I needed to know how dumped you were. 448 00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:22,042 Who knew the depths of your dumped-ness? 449 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,877 Hey, have you ever ended a relationship? 450 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,417 I'm about to. 451 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,476 Look, I know I acted crazy, 452 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,546 but I always saw you as this brilliant heartbreaker, 453 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,091 and then I find out that these dudes told you to kick rocks. 454 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,524 Hell, I started to spiral. 455 00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:37,892 You know, I didn't have it all together when I was in college. 456 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,363 And maybe it's obnoxious, but I invited these people over here 457 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:43,265 so they could see how great my life turned out for me. 458 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,859 And now they think I'm a lunatic! 459 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,700 They might also think you have a drinking problem. 460 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,637 (CHOKING) 461 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,433 BOW: Oh. DRE: Hey, hey. Charlie, Charlie! 462 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,807 - Use your words. What? - What's happening? 463 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,176 - (RASPY VOICE) I ate peanut sauce. - DRE: Mmm-hmm. 464 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:56,305 - Dying! - Okay. 465 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:57,781 - Allergic. - Okay. 466 00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,510 - Okay. - Throat closing. 467 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,677 DRE: It's gonna be all right. 468 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,153 Good sauce, though. Murderer! 469 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,780 Okay, nobody panic. Nobody panic. 470 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,449 - Do you have an EpiPen handy? - (GASPING) 471 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,288 - In my car. - Okay, great, I'll go get it. 472 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,486 - Go get it, thank you. - I'll go get it. 473 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:10,823 - Car got repo'd. - Oh, God. Okay. 474 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:11,988 - DRE: What? - It's okay. 475 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,828 Hitchhiked. Underrated form of transportation. 476 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,264 - Okay, okay. - Okay, okay. 477 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:17,734 Okay, everybody just step back, please. 478 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,566 Step back, step back. 479 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:20,865 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 480 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:21,997 DRE: Okay, come on. 481 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,564 Dre, Dre, lay him down on the counter. 482 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,303 I got him. I got him. Come on, get up here, Charlie. 483 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,345 - BOW: Lay him back. - Quick, get up here. 484 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,074 - Charlie, you gonna be all right, okay? - (GASPING) 485 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,342 Everything's gonna be okay. 486 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,247 Dre, get me a steak knife and a juice box. 487 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,579 Wapple Apple or Berry Berry Wild? 488 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,745 - Just bring me the damn straw, Dre. - Okay, okay. 489 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,618 Hey, Curtis, I need you to call an ambulance. 490 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,389 Got it. 491 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,699 Here we go. 492 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,306 - Sit up. - (SIGHS) 493 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,937 Charlie, you're gonna be okay, all right? 494 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,944 There's not even gonna be a scar. 495 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,408 ALL: Whoa! 496 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:06,778 I never saved a man's life on my kitchen counter 497 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,286 with a steak knife and a bendy straw. 498 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,513 (SLURPS) 499 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:11,778 Boom. 500 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:12,881 This is amazing! 501 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,688 Villain becomes hero. We did it! 502 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,126 We have it. 503 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,123 Uh... 504 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,559 Let's say hypothetically that we don't have it, 505 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,694 but, good news. 506 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,036 Got a lot of head to toe on Shawn. 507 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:30,635 (SIGHS) 508 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,669 Babe? 509 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,147 - Is everybody gone? - Well... (SIGHS) 510 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,481 It turns out things start winding down 511 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:43,180 once you plunge a knife into somebody's neck. 512 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:44,722 What a bust of a party. 513 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,190 - Hey, babe, they'll never forget it. - Dre... 514 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:50,092 And plus, you never have to worry about impressing them again. 515 00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,494 You saved a man's life. 516 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:55,055 - (SIGHS) - So what if it was Charlie's? Still counts. 517 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,965 - You know why I'm good at that? - Hmm? 518 00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,696 Because I studied my ass off, 519 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,330 so much so that I was a terrible girlfriend. 520 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:04,136 I even skipped a boyfriend's birthday 521 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:08,043 so I could dissect a fetal pig, and I do not regret it. 522 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,375 - Disgusting. - Mmm-hmm. 523 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,040 - And selfish. - Yes. 524 00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:14,108 And then you came along, Dre, and you changed everything. 525 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,313 I was so busy trying to make you think I was perfect, 526 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:17,855 I almost flunked out of med school. 527 00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,084 Hey, babe, you didn't have to do that for me. 528 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,093 - I didn't? - Hell no. 529 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,788 Because from the moment I met you, 530 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,386 I knew that you weren't perfect. 531 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,488 Dre. 532 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:27,930 Hell, you thought the greatest rapper of all time 533 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,524 was that dude from P.M. Dawn. 534 00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,535 - He's really good. - Hey. 535 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:33,468 But I knew you were perfect for me. 536 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,198 Hmm? 537 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,134 - That's my baby. Come on. - Aw. 538 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,041 And now all our secrets are out. 539 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,409 - Yes, they are... - Yeah. 540 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,675 - More or less. - Hey! 541 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,815 You need to start talking or I will trach you right now. 542 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:48,978 Oh, you gonna have to cut it out of me, then. 543 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,646 - Okay, fine. - Come on, come on, come on. 544 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:51,916 No, I don't want to cut it, just tell me. 545 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,322 Cut it out of me! Come on, come get me! (LAUGHS) 546 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,390 This looks so beautiful. I wish I could eat it. 547 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,899 - (LAUGHS) - Thanks for bringing us all together. 548 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,027 SHAWN: I am impressed with Bow's life now. 549 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,593 It looks like she has her stuff together. 550 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,139 I mean, she was a bit of a hot mess tonight. 551 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,072 I wanted all these people to see 552 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,167 how great my life turned out for me! 553 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,236 MAISE: Bow might be a little bit intimidated by the fact that I'm famous. 554 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:18,715 David used to say that star quality is something that you just can't buy, 555 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:20,284 so I wouldn't blame her. 556 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:23,515 No, I know he's in town, 'cause I saw him on TMZ. 557 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:27,184 Just... Maybe he checked in under a different name? 558 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:30,660 Try, um, Dirt, Joe. 559 00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:33,996 JOSH: I knew Maisie's breakup with Spade was ancient history, 560 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,091 but the wounds were still fresh. 561 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:39,729 That's when old Joshy boy started circling the airport. 562 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:44,265 Flight 69-69, you are cleared for landing. 563 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,609 Hey, you look like you could use a massage. 564 00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:53,976 Dre, Dre, Dre, give me my caftan, please! 565 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:55,986 ANDRE: I'm gonna win an Emmy. DRE: Your what? 566 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,544 BOW: My diaphanous caftan! 567 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,853 ZOEY: Junior, get back on Mom. 568 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,358 (MUTTERING) 569 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,320 I wish I could say I was surprised. 570 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,794 Get off, Dre. I got it. 571 00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:09,493 Let's be honest, she's always been a bit of a train wreck. 572 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,627 - Down the hatch. (LAUGHS) - All right. 573 00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:15,503 It's scary walking around, knowing this could happen to me. 574 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:19,005 Who am I kidding? It won't happen to me. 575 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:20,738 It'll happen to him. 576 00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:21,801 Probably. 577 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,404 I'm a hot mess. 578 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:34,500 Ripped By mstoll