1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,830 PENN: Wherever good is threatened, 2 00:00:02,864 --> 00:00:05,699 heroes rise to the challenge and always save the day! 3 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:07,669 [grunts] [groans] 4 00:00:07,704 --> 00:00:09,036 Except when they don't. 5 00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:11,705 And that's when I go to work. [title music] 6 00:00:11,740 --> 00:00:13,641 ♪ I zap in two dimensions every day ♪ 7 00:00:13,675 --> 00:00:15,643 ♪ It's my job to be a hero, save the world ♪ 8 00:00:15,677 --> 00:00:16,944 ♪ And make things right ♪ 9 00:00:16,978 --> 00:00:18,646 ♪ Kung fu moles, rescue trolls ♪ 10 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:19,947 ♪ Punch a zombie! Score a goal! ♪ 11 00:00:19,981 --> 00:00:22,783 ♪ I'm a robot, I'm a rabbit, I'm a knight ♪ 12 00:00:22,817 --> 00:00:24,618 ♪ CHORUS: Stretching, swinging, sliding by ♪ 13 00:00:24,653 --> 00:00:25,886 ♪ Kicking monsters in the eye ♪ 14 00:00:25,921 --> 00:00:28,789 ♪ PENN: Boone and Sashi always sticking by my side ♪ 15 00:00:28,823 --> 00:00:30,591 ♪ No villain's gonna stop... ♪ 16 00:00:30,625 --> 00:00:32,727 ♪ CHORUS: Penn Zero, part-time hero! ♪ 17 00:00:33,061 --> 00:00:35,563 ♪ Penn Zero, part-time hero! ♪ 18 00:00:35,897 --> 00:00:38,366 ♪ Penn Zero, part-time hero! ♪ 19 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:40,517 ♪ PENN: Penn Zero... ♪ Aahh! 20 00:00:43,694 --> 00:00:46,788 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 21 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:53,468 Phyllis? Phyllis, hello? 22 00:00:55,471 --> 00:00:58,357 Huh. Weird. She's never late for work. 23 00:00:58,391 --> 00:00:59,441 Phyllis! [echoing] 24 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:01,610 Phyllis? 25 00:01:03,446 --> 00:01:08,483 She's not in here, either. We've looked in all her usual spots. 26 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:11,320 [dance music, party chatter] 27 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:14,323 You're having a party and you didn't invite us? 28 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:16,491 Nnnnn... no. No party. 29 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,661 Speaking of something else, 30 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:22,581 today you're going back to Superhero World. 31 00:01:22,632 --> 00:01:24,333 [panting] 32 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:25,551 Oh-ho-ho! 33 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:28,525 Superpowers! Yeah! 34 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,673 I'm back! 35 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:34,176 Aha! Yeah! 36 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:36,228 Did you miss me, boys? 37 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:37,596 Heah! Hyeah! 38 00:01:37,647 --> 00:01:40,515 Uhhhh.... 39 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:41,650 Wait for it. 40 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:48,574 [baby talk] Yeah, I missed you. I wuv my widdle biceps. 41 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:53,445 [clears throat] Your skunk powers are cool, too. 42 00:01:53,496 --> 00:01:55,414 OLD WOMAN: Hey, sweetie. 43 00:01:56,616 --> 00:02:00,202 I remember her. It's Regular-sized Giant Old Lady. 44 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:03,171 She must want to thank us for saving her last time. 45 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,258 Huh. Then my psychic powers must be broken. 46 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,509 It's like she's thinking... 47 00:02:07,543 --> 00:02:11,255 Destroy the heroes! 48 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:15,183 Oh, still working. She wants to destroy us. 49 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,552 Yeeahh! Looks like she's not the only one. 50 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:24,559 - We are gonna mop the floor with you. - Super-fast! 51 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,478 Spatu-later! 52 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,533 Get your fireballs while they're hot! 53 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,621 Why are these good guys acting like bad guys? 54 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:40,326 I don't know! But I'm pretty sure this flying dog ain't asparagus! 55 00:02:41,377 --> 00:02:42,628 Ohh! Wahh! 56 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:46,214 - Eat stink, grandma! - Ohh! 57 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,299 [screaming] 58 00:02:48,584 --> 00:02:50,469 Oh, yeah. I can hover. 59 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:53,505 Hey, heroes, think fast! 60 00:02:55,591 --> 00:02:57,592 Kiss my bunions! 61 00:03:02,565 --> 00:03:03,598 ALL: Uhhh... 62 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,184 [loud crash, car alarms blare] 63 00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:08,128 [all groaning] 64 00:03:09,605 --> 00:03:12,274 Hey, look everyone, it's that one guy 65 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,276 who takes a very long time to say his name. 66 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:18,447 Captain Suuuuper Captaaaain! 67 00:03:21,617 --> 00:03:24,286 Sash, check the specs. 68 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:27,456 All right. A super-villain invented a hypnotic medallion 69 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:30,375 that he's using to turn all the heroes evil. 70 00:03:30,426 --> 00:03:33,211 Our mission is to destroy the medallion. 71 00:03:33,262 --> 00:03:36,548 Oh, Rippen should be easy to find. Just follow the scent of failure. 72 00:03:36,599 --> 00:03:40,635 This Rippen you speak of is not the villain in question. 73 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:43,638 No, the villain you seek is as diabolical 74 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:46,308 as he is drop-dead handsome. 75 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:50,395 - Is it you? - No, he's my twin brother. 76 00:03:50,446 --> 00:03:51,480 Are you gonna tell us his name? 77 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:53,615 Yes. Just give me a second. 78 00:03:53,649 --> 00:03:55,567 [takes deep breath] 79 00:03:55,618 --> 00:03:58,203 Professoooor... 80 00:03:58,237 --> 00:03:59,621 Eeeevil... 81 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:02,407 Professooor! 82 00:04:02,458 --> 00:04:06,378 PROFESSOR EVIL PROFESSOR: Ah, brother, I knew you'd come. 83 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:10,165 You and your runway model good looks. 84 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:12,300 Don't worry, Professor Evil Professor. 85 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:17,506 Professor Eeeeevil... Professooooor! 86 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,558 Yeah, I'm not saying it like that. 87 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:23,345 But as I was saying, I will use my super-villain suit 88 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:26,088 to crush your brother and his annoying trio 89 00:04:26,121 --> 00:04:30,318 - of friends once and for all! - Is that so? 90 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:34,406 You had Megasupertropolis in your grasp and you blew it! 91 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,524 Pathetic! 92 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:38,527 This isn't easy for me to say, but you're right. 93 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:41,613 I mean, you have an actual PhD in villainy. 94 00:04:41,664 --> 00:04:44,416 What am I doing wrong, Professor Evil Professor? 95 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:48,370 A true villain hits his enemy where it hurts most. 96 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,505 His armpits? I have really sensitive armpits. 97 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,374 They make a cream for that. 98 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:55,377 No, I'm talking about his friends. 99 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:58,680 [evil laughter] 100 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:04,302 [evil laughter continues] 101 00:05:04,353 --> 00:05:08,557 I won't fail you, Professor Eeeevilll Professooor! 102 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:13,311 And if we do screw up, that's why tomorrows were invented! 103 00:05:13,762 --> 00:05:18,567 Take this. It contains my brother's only weakness. 104 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,569 Ooh, is it chocolate? Cuz that's my weakness. 105 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:25,323 Also little ceramic penguins, and shoes, and long, hot baths... 106 00:05:25,374 --> 00:05:28,410 Man, that guy can talk. [continues talking] 107 00:05:29,545 --> 00:05:32,164 There's the Professor's hideout. 108 00:05:32,215 --> 00:05:35,167 I can smell the villainy from here. 109 00:05:35,218 --> 00:05:38,420 [sniffing] No, wait. That's tuna fish. 110 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:41,306 Hey, that's my lunch! 111 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:48,396 Huh? Ahh! Ohh! 112 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,514 Eh? 113 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:52,434 Whoa! 114 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,352 Haha! You'll have to do better than that! 115 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,405 That was better. Ya know, 116 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,274 I'm starting to see a lot of growth in you, Rippen. 117 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:00,442 [grunting] 118 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,160 Hold on, chum! 119 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:04,446 Peek-a-boo! 120 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:07,282 [soothing music plays] 121 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,450 Great Scott! 122 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:11,536 My one weakness... adult contemporary music. 123 00:06:11,587 --> 00:06:14,456 Aaahhh.... 124 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,458 Captaaaain... 125 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:20,462 Faaaallling... Captaaaain! 126 00:06:25,268 --> 00:06:27,135 [screams] 127 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,638 Hey, Penn, is this a bridge too far? 128 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,524 [evil laughter] 129 00:06:34,393 --> 00:06:35,477 [grunting] 130 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:38,196 Don't worry, Penn Zero... 131 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,532 I'll take good care of your friends. 132 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,367 BOONE: More music, please! 133 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,653 [soothing music plays] 134 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,621 [kittens meow] 135 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:52,494 [pigeon coos] 136 00:06:54,463 --> 00:06:55,547 No! Unhh. 137 00:06:55,581 --> 00:07:00,168 Son, that's no way to say "no" in agonizing defeat. 138 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:01,553 Try it with me. 139 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:04,389 Noooooo... 140 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:09,261 BOTH: ....nooooo... 141 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:14,816 ALL: ...noooooo.... [kittens meowing too] 142 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,568 [Sashi grunting] 143 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,603 Boone, use your mind-reading ability 144 00:07:18,654 --> 00:07:20,522 to warn Penn he's about to walk into a trap! 145 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:24,192 [growls] This adorable fashion-forward helmet 146 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:25,527 seems to be blocking the signal. 147 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,163 RIPPEN: Larry, you promised you weren't going to put 148 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,282 bunny ears on my things anymore. 149 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:32,167 Who said it was me? 150 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:39,174 - Fun's over, Rippen! - So funny you should mention fun. 151 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:42,994 [music] 152 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:49,351 Welcome to the funhouse... of doom! 153 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:50,552 Pitch-black! 154 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:54,222 Perhaps I should shed some light on the situation. 155 00:07:55,358 --> 00:07:57,225 [laughs] 156 00:07:57,227 --> 00:08:00,478 You don't really think you can stop me this time, do you, brother? 157 00:08:00,529 --> 00:08:02,113 Hahh! 158 00:08:05,367 --> 00:08:08,403 I'll never understand why you turned bad. 159 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:11,539 You could have done anything with an advanced degree in evil. 160 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,409 It's where the real money is. 161 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,494 I've done very well for myself, 162 00:08:16,545 --> 00:08:19,414 and now I'm going to destroy your self. 163 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:22,167 You and what army? 164 00:08:22,218 --> 00:08:25,420 Oh, that army. That's a pretty good army. 165 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:27,740 RIPPEN: It's simple. 166 00:08:28,391 --> 00:08:31,343 Your friends will slide into a tub of acid. 167 00:08:31,394 --> 00:08:35,597 Then they'll be disintegrated by a disintegration ray 168 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:38,600 and then reintegrated with a reintegration ray. 169 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:41,486 And then tossed into a cage of hungry meerkats. 170 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,522 Finally, they'll be thrown into a compactor 171 00:08:44,573 --> 00:08:46,608 and pressed into decorative cubes 172 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:49,277 that make marvelous paperweights. 173 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:50,445 Simple? What are you talking about? 174 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:51,613 That's extremely complicated. 175 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:56,451 Okay, how's this for simple? Once I press the button, 176 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:59,170 you'll only have time to save one of them... 177 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,588 Boone or Sashi. 178 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:04,342 Sashi or Boone. Not both. One. 179 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:08,296 Well, my partner, suuuuper partner, 180 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:09,514 will save the other one! 181 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:11,466 PROFESSOR EVIL PROFESSOR: Is that a fact? 182 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:16,271 Suzanne, how could you? I sang at your son's wedding! 183 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:20,358 - It's okay, PZ. Save Boone. - Normally I'd argue, 184 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:25,313 but it would be cruel to deny dear, sweet Sashi her final wish. 185 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:30,485 Actually, boy, I have a third option. 186 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:32,153 Ohh! Ohh! 187 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:39,743 Destroy your enemy, and I let both your friends go free. 188 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:47,102 It would be so easy to just... press a button. 189 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:50,588 [monotone] It would be so easy to press a button. 190 00:09:50,639 --> 00:09:54,342 You're a hero! Fight his hypnotic power! 191 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,393 [gasps] 192 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,345 Ahhhh... 193 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:58,430 No. No! 194 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:02,183 I won't play your little game! 195 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:07,605 [chuckles] Foolish boy! I've got more buttons than that! 196 00:10:07,656 --> 00:10:11,443 - Ahhh! Let me go! - Drop his friends! 197 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:17,499 [beeps] 198 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,538 [soothing music plays] 199 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:27,459 Aaaah! You fool! That was the spa button! 200 00:10:27,510 --> 00:10:30,345 Well, maybe you have too many buttons! Did you ever think of that? 201 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:35,216 Now! Captain Suuuupper Captaain! 202 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,437 [all groan] What just happened? 203 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,357 Holy chili dog, my head hurts. 204 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,608 [groans continue] [siren blares] 205 00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:46,444 Take good care of Shelly, brother! 206 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,446 [bleating] 207 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,232 See you at Hanukkah, Clarence. 208 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,284 - That was close. - Yeah. 209 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,403 It's a good thing Rippen couldn't figure this thing out, 210 00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:58,573 or else you guys would be goners. 211 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:01,409 Huh. There's no way he could have missed that. 212 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:05,296 - You don't think...? - RIPPEN: Penn Zero, 213 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:10,502 I shall not rest until the day I see you utterly destroyed! 214 00:11:11,053 --> 00:11:13,221 ALL: Nah. 215 00:11:14,676 --> 00:11:17,469 [music] 216 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:24,249 Why should you elect me your class president? 217 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,084 What do I bring to the table? 218 00:11:26,135 --> 00:11:29,054 Well, my friends and I have a secret job that's more 219 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:31,973 important than anything you can possibly imagine. 220 00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:34,059 [microphone feedback] 221 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:37,312 I-I can't even tell you one thing about it. 222 00:11:37,346 --> 00:11:40,899 So I humbly ask you to blindly put me in charge 223 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,934 and trust that I'll make the right decision. 224 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,989 Penn For President! 225 00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:50,325 I only got two votes. I voted for myself, 226 00:11:50,359 --> 00:11:52,093 so which one of you didn't vote for me? 227 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,246 BOTH: It was me. 228 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,150 I voted for you, buddy. I believe it's wrong to vote for yourself. 229 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,018 He's so righteous! 230 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:03,271 I would follow that guy to the ends of the Earth. 231 00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:08,260 Hey, uh, Phyllis? You think I'm a good leader, right? 232 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:11,796 [chuckles] Stupid question, I know, it's just, I dunno. 233 00:12:11,848 --> 00:12:15,050 Yes, pretty good, pretty not great, 234 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,302 but better than dead person. 235 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,890 [screams] What happened to my feet?! 236 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:25,060 Calm down! None of us has feet. 237 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:28,196 Or legs. Or arms. We're balls. 238 00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:31,049 I never understood how ironic the word "football" 239 00:12:31,115 --> 00:12:34,236 - was until now. [grunts] - Huh! Whoa! 240 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,154 Well, I don't know about you guys, 241 00:12:36,205 --> 00:12:38,323 - but I'm having a... - Please don't say "ball." 242 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:42,911 - I was going to say "baby." - You're having a baby? 243 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:46,164 Maybe. We don't know what our mission is yet, okay? Check the specs. 244 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,167 That bouncy thing looks like fun. Let me try! 245 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:52,003 - Aaah! Ohh! - Moving on. 246 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:55,449 All right. Evil sports equipment Hunters have been hunting 247 00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:58,894 balls for sports. Now there's only one herd of balls left. 248 00:12:58,928 --> 00:13:00,845 We have to teach the balls to protect themselves, 249 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,181 and save the ball species from extinction. 250 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:09,070 - Sounds easy enough. - I can't stop spinning! 251 00:13:09,305 --> 00:13:12,190 Oooh! And the extra point is gooood! 252 00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:13,825 [crash] Unhh! 253 00:13:15,078 --> 00:13:17,829 Who's ready to bat some balls? 254 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,749 - [evil laughter] Yeah, you bet! - I love road trips. 255 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,634 Hey! We should make up a song together! 256 00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:23,668 I'll start. 257 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,886 ♪ Six handsome dudes ♪ 258 00:13:24,921 --> 00:13:27,005 ♪ Love hangin' out all the time ♪ 259 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,673 ♪ Six handsome dudes ♪ 260 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,809 Everybody! # Six ha... # Come on! 261 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,844 Or you just gonna leave this paddle hangin'? 262 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,814 MALE VOICE: Play ball! 263 00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:51,170 - Whee! - Whoo! [chuckles] 264 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:55,917 [gasps] 265 00:13:56,152 --> 00:13:59,704 Greetings, ladies and gentleballs. 266 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:04,009 Hunters are on their way to wipe you out, sadly. 267 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,878 Sacreballs! What the dingo is he talking about? 268 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,964 What is going on? I don't understand! 269 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,967 The good news is we are here to train you 270 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:16,688 to defend yourselves. Just trust us, and you'll all be okay. 271 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,774 We are offering a variety of classes, 272 00:14:18,808 --> 00:14:21,726 ranging from "Bite Like You Mean It" 273 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,729 to "Tripping: The Art of Being Underfoot." 274 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:28,650 Hey-o! If the tennis ball teaches us how to fight back, 275 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,037 we can finally live in peace and fuhgeddaboutit! 276 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,738 That's the spirit. 277 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,875 FEMALE: Stop rilin' everyone up! 278 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,911 Someone's bound to get hurt... 279 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,254 [heavy thuds] 280 00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:43,748 ...powerful hurt. 281 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,001 Y'all aren't from around these parts. 282 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,433 So let me enlighten you, Fuzzy. 283 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:53,809 Our herd led a downright carefree life... [giggling] 284 00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:57,729 before the Hunters came round these parts. 285 00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,648 [screaming] 286 00:14:59,682 --> 00:15:03,902 Hey, hoser balls! Sorry, but your luck has just run out. 287 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,771 Whoa! Chill out, dude. 288 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:10,075 We're not into, you know, aggression and stuff. 289 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:15,747 - This guy's full of hot air, eh? - Hey! Not cool, man. 290 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,999 - Not cool... - Beach Ball Grandpappy! 291 00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:23,487 - Noooo! - Like, make a roll for it... 292 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,006 [evil laughter] 293 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,960 Ever since that tragic day, 294 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,797 we balls decided to scatter instead of fight back. 295 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:39,564 Have you ever seen anyone you care about deflate in front of your eyes? 296 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,723 Ya know, I can't say that I have. 297 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,810 Come on. Let's promenade home. 298 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:49,698 [sighs] Sorry, Tennis Ball. Heroes come in lots of shapes, 299 00:15:49,732 --> 00:15:51,983 but I guess round ain't one of 'em. 300 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:57,739 Ahh, forget them. We'll just beat the Hunters ourselves. 301 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,823 But that's not the mission. 302 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,992 We have to teach the balls to defend themselves. 303 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,662 But they won't even listen to us! 304 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,829 [thunder crackling] 305 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,715 [all scream] 306 00:16:06,749 --> 00:16:09,668 You can't just scatter away from your problem! 307 00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:12,837 Uh, maybe we should scatter to that shelter over there. 308 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,974 - I don't want my leather to warp. - No scattering! 309 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,342 No scattering!!! I'm holding my ground. 310 00:16:19,343 --> 00:16:20,885 [zap] 311 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,648 Okay, maybe a little scattering. 312 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:24,849 RIPPEN: The balls are completely unprepared. 313 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,818 We attack now. To the golf cart! 314 00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:30,021 Uh, that's going to be a problem. 315 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,823 [revving engine] 316 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:32,941 Stop spinning the wheels. 317 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,944 - You're only making it worse. - Is this better? 318 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,830 Oh, yeah. Now it will work. 319 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,032 Oh, yeah, baby, this will work! 320 00:16:42,952 --> 00:16:46,871 [crash] Guys! I got stuck in another mud puddle, come see! 321 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:51,626 Oooh, I never thought a tennis ball could be so handsome. 322 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,044 - Mom?! - He doesn't want to hear that 323 00:16:54,058 --> 00:16:56,848 from his mother. Sashi, tell Penn he looks good. 324 00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:58,967 - Dad?! - He's round. 325 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,886 I'll say it. He looks amazing. 326 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,805 [sniffing] Aaaah! 327 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,774 [satisfied sigh] What's wrong with you?! 328 00:17:05,808 --> 00:17:07,976 And he smells fresh out of the can. 329 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,062 Penn, if you want other balls to believe in you, 330 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:15,033 you have to first inspire these balls to believe in themselves. 331 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:18,787 - [beeping] Uh-oh. - Gotta run, sweetie! 332 00:17:18,821 --> 00:17:20,789 Inspire the balls! 333 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,794 I need to find a way to prove myself in front of these balls. 334 00:17:25,828 --> 00:17:28,997 Hey, guys! I want to sign up for your classes! 335 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,634 Tell me I did not miss the registration deadline. 336 00:17:38,841 --> 00:17:41,676 [shouting, screaming] 337 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,094 Whoa! Aaaah! 338 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:46,848 Help! [blubbering] Help! 339 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,817 Help! 340 00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,769 Yo, we gotta do somethin' over here! 341 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,020 [all muttering] 342 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,606 [growls] [battle cry] 343 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,611 Yo, guys! Now I need your help! 344 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,697 - Help! Help! - Come on, follow me. I have an idea. 345 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,949 [panicked yelling] 346 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,621 Grab the other end! 347 00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:13,419 [shouting, screaming] 348 00:18:14,515 --> 00:18:16,188 [gasp] 349 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,850 Sacreballs! We cannot just do nothing! 350 00:18:21,884 --> 00:18:24,969 - Vivre la rescue opération! - C'mon, mates! 351 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,811 [panting] We did it! 352 00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:37,649 - Thank you for saving my life. - Fugheddaboutit. 353 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,068 Okay, time to pump up some balls. 354 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,703 Ahem! 355 00:18:41,737 --> 00:18:44,039 My fellow balls, lend me your... 356 00:18:44,073 --> 00:18:47,075 Ears? Ear? I don't know. Whatever you hear with. 357 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,628 Okay, look, there's another storm coming... 358 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:54,749 a storm of Hunters who think us balls are easy prey. 359 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,801 I can't fight them on my own, 360 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,838 but I promise if you follow me into the battle, 361 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:03,591 as sure as the great Sun Ball rises behind me, 362 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,760 we will rise to victory! 363 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:10,682 Future balls of all shapes, sizes, and bouncynesses 364 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:14,853 will be able to live in freedom doing whatever they want, 365 00:19:14,855 --> 00:19:18,857 which will be a limited proposition because they'll be balls, 366 00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:21,693 but still they will be balls! 367 00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:24,028 Balls! Balls! Balls! 368 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,865 ALL CHANT: Balls! Balls! Balls! 369 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:30,085 - Ballls! - Enough! 370 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:33,621 I will not dishonor the final words of my Beach Ball Grandpappy 371 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,875 just because some slick-talkin' tennis ball 372 00:19:36,877 --> 00:19:41,629 - thinks he's ball that. - Where you rollin', yo? 373 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,047 I'm leavin' the herd. 374 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:47,051 I love you, but I just can't be a part of this. 375 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:51,440 It's just not how I roll. [sobbing] 376 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:59,156 I'll never fuhgeddabout you. 377 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,736 Where did they go? 378 00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:06,704 Everyone out! Check for tracks. 379 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,907 Tennis, anyone? Hmm-mmm! 380 00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:10,909 After him! [evil laughter] 381 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,407 Marbles in! 382 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,080 Now! Attack! 383 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,749 ALL: Balls! 384 00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:19,667 Get up and stomp 'em! 385 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:23,755 Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! 386 00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:24,923 Ball! Balls! 387 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,091 Balls! Balls! Balls! 388 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,761 Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls! 389 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:33,765 This is fun! Wheeee! 390 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:37,652 Yo, always bet on eight! Take that! 391 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:43,024 - Oohhh! - I did not sign up for this! 392 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,077 Come back! You have to do what I say! I'm the boss! 393 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:49,831 You may be the boss, but you're not much of a leader. 394 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:53,835 Yaaah! 395 00:20:53,869 --> 00:20:56,871 Everyone back off! Here's how it's going to work. 396 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,123 I'm going to walk out of here with the eight-ball. 397 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,627 Any sudden moves, and I'll serve him into a tree. 398 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:03,711 He'll never get out. 399 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,964 Getting thrown into a tree is not much of a threat. 400 00:21:05,966 --> 00:21:07,966 I wouldn't be too sure. 401 00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:09,634 [screeching] 402 00:21:10,886 --> 00:21:12,971 [all gasp] RIPPEN: Everyone just stay cool. 403 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:22,647 - Baaaall! - Oh, no! Ahh! 404 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,116 Oh, I thought I'd never see youse again. 405 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:29,704 Oh, yes, my dearest, I was blinded by my stubbornness. 406 00:21:29,738 --> 00:21:33,780 I hope you can forgive me and... "fuhgeddaboutit." 407 00:21:33,815 --> 00:21:36,828 [all laughing] 408 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:49,529 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~