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Oh, hi, Brenda.
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Oh, my God. That's terrible.
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Well, I had plans,
but I guess I can help you out.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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Yes!
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Congratulations.
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You don't even know what it is.
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I don't care. Keep dancing.
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Kathy Stein, the district sales manager
for La Marie, has meningitis.
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Yes!
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Meningitis! Dance!
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No. That's not the good part.
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She can't make it to the La Marie
conference in Las Vegas...
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...so they asked me to go.
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Vegas, all right! I'm going to Vegas!
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I'm gonna be like down
in the casino, watch out...
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No, you're not.
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Why not?
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Because someone
has to watch the kids...
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...and that someone is:
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You know...
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...I might be coming down with meningitis.
- Ay...
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What are the symptoms again?
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Swelling of the brain lining.
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- I've had it since birth.
- Oh...
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George, it's just a week,
and the kids are at an age...
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...where they can almost
look after themselves.
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Give me that letter
or I'm going to kill you!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Like it kills a piece of your heart
every time you and Jason are apart.
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Everybody hates you, you loser!
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The way you hate going to sleep...
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...because eight hours without Jason
makes you weep.
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I'm gonna beat you with a bat.
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The way you beat Jason...
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That's not in here. Aah! Aah!
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- Hey, hey!
- Okay, that's enough!
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All right.
Look, I'm tired of you two fighting.
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You're not going to the dance Friday.
You, say goodbye to the skate park.
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- That's not fair. Mom, he stole my letter.
- So what? It's just a stupid letter.
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She hit me with a bat, Mom!
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Hey, don't look at her.
She agrees with me.
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Yes, I do.
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Now, go to your room.
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Now.
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I do not agree with you.
You were too harsh with them.
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That dance is important to Carmen, and
you don't have to take away the skate park.
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Max should just apologize.
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That's it?
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Look, Angie, we're being way too easy
on these kids.
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You know what my mom would've done
if I'd pulled this crap?
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She'd make me sit on my hands until they
fell asleep, then she'd slap me with them.
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"Why are you hitting yourself?
Why are you crying? Wipe your tears."
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And I'd be like that:
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- Hey, honey.
- Hey, Daddy. Who's making dinner?
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Well, let's see.
Traditionally, if the reigning princess...
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...is at a stupid makeup convention...
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...the runner-up, that's you,
must fulfill her duties.
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Here's your crown and your scepter.
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Now, cry hysterically and start cooking.
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Hey, Max. Those trucks are expensive.
You better not be driving it off the table.
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Don't worry.
I wouldn't do something that stupid.
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It works!
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I built a ramp up in my room...
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...and the carjumped all the way down
onto the picnic table.
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Isn't that awesome?
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Now, what the hell is this?
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Look, we don't buy you toys
so you can destroy them.
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But I'm gonna get more.
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Do you know there are kids in the world
who don't even have toys?
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There are kids who have a lot more toys
than me, so it kind of balances out.
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Sit on your hands!
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What?
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Look, never mind.
I don't want you wrecking another toy.
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And I want you to clean this up,
right now.
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It came! Oh, my God, it came!
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- What's that?
- It's my new cell phone...
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...with the built-in camera. Ha, ha.
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You can't get a cell phone
without asking.
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Dad, don't worry. The phone is free. I have
to call Taylor and tell her my phone came.
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I wanna show her how excited I was
when I opened it.
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Carmen, the plan you signed up for
is an extra $20 a month.
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And you're locked in for two years.
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- That's like $480.
- Dad, the phone is free.
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You know what? The phone is free
because we're sending it back.
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No, Daddy, I really want this phone.
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It's super cool. Look, press this button,
it'll record your own voice.
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- No way!
- Yes way!
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- You really want this phone, don't you?
- I do, Daddy.
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No way!
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Did you clean up the backyard
like I told you?
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Relax, I'll get it done.
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Did I ever tell you you're doing a fine job
with these two?
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Hey, what are you doing?
Get off, I'm downloading a song.
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Too late. Here's a new song:
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Move your feet, lose your seat.
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Get off it. Why are you always...?
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Damn it!
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What's the matter with you two?
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Do you know how much
this computer cost?
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You have the protection plan, right?
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No, I don't have the protection plan.
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If I believed in protection plans,
neither of you would be here.
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Man, you guys are spoiled brats.
You take everything for granted.
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You don't know how good you have it.
You guys wouldn't have made it...
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- ...through one week of my childhood.
- Please.
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They wouldn't last one night at my house.
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You know, they would probably
start crying...
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...the first time they had to drink water
out of the tap.
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"Oh, it's slightly yellow."
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You know what? Let's do it.
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It's time I teach you kids a lesson.
You're spending the week...
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- ...at Grandma Benny's house.
- What?
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Wait, wait, wait. Wait a second.
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Do they have to do whatever I say?
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I have complete control?
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Yes. Okay, but no hitting.
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And you can't make them hit themselves.
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You're not serious.
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- We did...
- Open your mouths.
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Open them. Wide.
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Okay, I got your dental records.
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They're all yours, Mom.
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Ripped By mstoll
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Welcome to my childhood.
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- We've been to Grandma's house before.
- You've been to the zoo before...
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...but you never spent the night
in the gorilla's cage.
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All right, let's get a couple of things
straight before Koko gets back.
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You guys are gonna live this week
exactly the way I did when I was a kid.
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- So no cell phones.
- Oh, my God.
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No computer games.
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If you cry yourself to sleep,
save the tears...
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...so you have something
to drink in the morning.
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Oh, and just remember...
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...you have no one
but yourselves to blame.
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You're horrible, horrible children.
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All right.
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I use your dad's old room
for storage now...
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...so you kids are gonna sleep
on the pullout couch.
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- What time do we have to go to bed?
- I don't care.
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I got three basic rules.
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Don't drink my beer.
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Don't touch my smokes.
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And don't sneak up on me
when I'm sleeping.
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I got a gun under my pillow.
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And I sleep au naturel.
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What are you doing home?
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Stupid Kathy and her meningitis.
They canceled the conference.
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What happened?
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She died.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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So the kids drove you out of the house?
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- Um, the kids aren't here, Angie.
- Where are they?
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Lookit. Listen, before you start...
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...let me tell you that Carmen and Max
were acting so bad...
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...that I thought about
sending them to my mom's for the week.
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That would have been the dumbest thing
you've ever done.
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Okay, then this next part
is not gonna be easy.
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Oh, my God.
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You sent them to the house of the woman...
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...who's responsible for everything
that's wrong with you?
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Angie, you weren't here, okay?
You didn't see the way they acted.
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Nothing the kids could ever do
would justify sending them to Benny's.
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00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:08,934
Hey, it's time to party!
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Because Angie is home.
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00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:17,478
Yay! Let's start the Angie is home party!
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Angie's home. Angie's home.
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Is this the right day?
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Okay. I see what you're doing.
You just wanted the kids out of the house...
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...so you could hang out with Ernie.
- Look, that's not true.
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Okay?
I'm teaching them something.
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So you're teaching.
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With a six-pack and a videotape.
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- What's the tape, Ernie?
- Oh, nothing.
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What's the tape?
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- Hey, I didn't think you'd be here.
- Ernie!
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Hey, hey... It's Dorf on Golf.
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You know, the little guy.
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Like he's got no legs. Ha-ha-ha.
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I don't believe you two.
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Listen, Angie...
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...he puts his legs through a bed
or something that's underneath him.
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- He's got legs.
- Yeah. Basically, you know...
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- What are you doing?
- I'm calling Benny's...
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...to make sure the kids are all right.
- Angie, I'm sure they're fine. Come on.
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00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,643
We let my mom babysit here all the time.
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Yeah. And the last time she babysat...
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...we came home, found her drunk
and passed out on the couch.
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With a lit cigarette in her hand.
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Angie, the kids
would have put out the fire.
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All right, what's next on Grandma's list?
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Do you wanna
clean the hair out of the drain...
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...or sweep up the dead ants?
195
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,043
Grandma, aren't you gonna answer that?
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00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,519
Eh, it's probably Randy.
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00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:08,155
Aren't you getting married to him
in, like, three months?
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00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:13,556
Yeah, but when I don't answer,
he gets mad.
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00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,533
I like him a little mad.
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00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,065
- Grandma?
- Hmm?
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We're hungry.
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00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:29,047
Oh. All right, fine. Here.
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Take half.
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I don't like mayonnaise.
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Eat crap, then.
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No one's home.
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This is just great.
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00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,092
Look, Angie, you're overreacting.
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00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:54,672
No, I'm not. The only reason you did this
was because I wasn't here to stop you.
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00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,967
This is total betrayal.
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00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,301
You wanna talk about betrayal?
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00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,482
You saw Celine Dion, didn't you?
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00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,021
You knew I wanted to see that show.
How could you?
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00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,653
Name one of her songs.
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00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,825
They're all beautiful.
Don't make me choose.
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00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,729
How about the one she's like that:
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Ah
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00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,034
George.
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00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:34,770
We always consult each other
before we do anything with the kids.
220
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,939
But this time,
you parented behind my back.
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00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,845
I would never do that to you.
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00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,953
How do I trust you after this, huh?
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All right, Angie, listen.
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00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,218
I got mad.
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00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,883
Okay? I did it in the heat of anger.
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I should have called.
227
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,192
Yes, you should have.
228
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,997
Now, I'm gonna keep calling Benny's
until someone's home.
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00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:03,399
Well, we got the house
without the kids, and...
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00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:08,671
The fight's over. Maybe now would
be a good time to, you know:
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Put up the shelves in Max's room
that you've been promising to do for a year?
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00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,719
You sure this isn't just about you
wanting to see me in my tool belt?
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00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,323
- You really want me to do this, right?
- Uh-huh.
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00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:38,767
Oh, look.
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00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,242
It's the Angie-saurus.
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00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:45,813
It nagged all the other dinosaurs to death.
That's why they're extinct.
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"How do I trust you after this?"
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00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:55,149
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!
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She's wearing a thong, Angie.
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- What are you talking about?
- On the back of this poster.
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00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:21,009
Max made a list of things
to blackmail Carmen with.
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00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:24,212
- "Number one, Carmen failed her math quiz.
- Ahh!
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Number two,
Carmen took $20 out of Mom's purse.
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Number three,
Carmen wears a thong to school."
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George, how do we know
Max isn't just making things up?
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Remember when I said
that Carmen's virginity...
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...was hanging on by a thread?
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Here's the thread!
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George, calm down.
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Why should I calm down?
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Look, we told her she couldn't wear thongs
and she did it behind our backs.
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- I'm going to my mom's.
- I told you, no one's home.
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I'll wait out front.
I wanna see the look on her face...
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...when I tell her she's grounded for a year.
- You can't do that.
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Why not?
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Because I gave her permission
to wear the underwear.
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What? When?
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After we discussed it.
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I told you... You just don't remember.
You never listen to me.
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Oh, no. Not this time, Angie.
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Look, I might not pay attention
when you talk about work...
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...or family or your feelings.
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But you say the word thong...
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...the rest of the world melts away.
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Look, you're parenting behind my back,
and worse, you're lying about it.
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L... You can't compare the two.
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Wearing a thong at her age
isn't a big deal anymore.
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Well, it's a big deal to me.
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George, I wear thongs.
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Angie, when you wear a thong,
you're spicing up a 16-year-old marriage.
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Carmen wears a thong,
she's starting a pep rally...
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...in every 16-year-old boy's pants!
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This isn't about sex.
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It's about panty lines.
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You know what?
You can be so rigid sometimes.
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It's the tree that bends that doesn't break.
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Yeah? And is that tree that's bending over
wearing a thong?
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Because that's the tree
all the monkeys are climbing on.
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One thing.
I did one thing behind your back.
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And what about Carmen's new cell phone?
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Did you know about that?
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The phone is free.
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No wonder the kids think
they can do what they want.
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When I tell them no, you go
behind my back and you tell them yes.
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Well, I can't help it.
The way you were raised...
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...your first instinct is to say no
and to punish, and that's not always right.
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No.
Look, we agreed to be a team.
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Look, it's us against them, Angie.
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If we're not unified,
they're gonna walk all over us.
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You're right.
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I'm sorry.
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From now on,
we don't go behind each other's backs.
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We fight until someone wins.
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All right, let's get it on.
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- Okay.
- Carmen doesn't wear a thong...
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...and you take back that phone.
- Okay. The phone goes back.
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- But Carmen wears a thong when she's 16.
- Forty-seven.
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Seventeen.
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Sixty-six, and it's a retirement thong.
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Eighteen. She'd be out of the house,
and able to wear whatever she wants.
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Fine. If she really moves out
when she's 18...
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...she can wear plastic wrap and a cracker,
for all I care.
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You're back early.
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Hey, George,
do you have any rubber gloves?
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Apparently, some of my cleaning products
burn the skin.
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Benny, where are the kids?
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Oh, relax. They're fine.
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When I left the house,
the boy was rewiring a lamp...
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...and the girl
was sitting on the couch sobbing.
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You know, kid stuff.
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All right, let's go get them.
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- Oh, hey, Mom, let me ask you something.
- Huh?
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What do you think about a teenage girl
wearing thong underwear?
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Well, I used to think it was pretty trashy.
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But Randy likes it and...
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It's pretty damn comfortable, right?
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You're right.
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- They're not sexual at all, ahem.
- Oh, yeah.
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- What's going on?
- Sit down.
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- Yeah. Sit down.
- We made you dinner.
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You guys cooked for us?
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Mm-hm. We wanted to show
how much we appreciate you.
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We're sorry for how we acted.
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Oh!
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Huh.
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Seems like maybe these children
have learned a lesson.
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All right. Maybe a day at your mom's
did do them some good.
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Angie, everything's perfect.
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The kids made us dinner,
they learned a lesson...
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...and Carmen's not wearing
a thong anymore.
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VPL.
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All right, we made you your favorite,
lasagna.
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- And Mom's favorite desert, bread pudding.
- Oh.
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Everything looks delicious, guys.
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Whoo. It's a little garlicky.
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Eat crap, then.
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- You eat crap too.
- Ahh!
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