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- Hey, baby.
- Hey.
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- What's all this?
- I took on new sales territory. I'm swamped.
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Can you take Carmen out
for her driving lesson?
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You really wanna put a 15-year-old girl
behind the wheel of a 4000-pound truck?
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Come on, Angie. Carmen still gets startled
by her own hoop earrings.
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"Who's that? What do you want?
Leave me alone!"
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She aced the written part
of the driving test.
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Look, I don't care.
I don't think she's ready.
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The state does.
They gave her a learner's permit.
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If I cared about permits, we wouldn't have
a second floor on this house.
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Mom, Dad, guess what.
Jason was just nominated for prom king.
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Oh!
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I remember when I was nominated
for prom queen.
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I was a shoo-in until I got that zit
two days before the dance.
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I withdrew from the competition...
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...but still got so many write-in votes,
I made runner-up.
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In the yearbook, they called me
the people's prom queen.
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- Glory days, huh, baby?
- Yeah.
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Oh, before Jason takes off,
can you guys sign this?
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Allendale started this whole campaign
about prom this year.
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- It's "Prom-ise to be safe."
- Oh.
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They came up with contracts
where students promise...
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...to practice abstinence and sobriety
on prom night.
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We've already signed it,
and we'd like you to sign it too.
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What's the penalty
if you break the contract?
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Well, it's a matter of honor.
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"Honor"...
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They're trying to be responsible.
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All right, fine. I'll sign it.
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I just need to add one little thing.
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"If Jason McNamara,
henceforth referred to as the accused...
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...violates this contract or...
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...my daughter...
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...I, George Lopez,
henceforth referred to as the castrator...
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...will knowingly, willfully
and thoroughly beat you down."
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I just need you to initial right there
where it says "beat you down."
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Give me that.
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Wouldn't it be great
if every student signed a contract?
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Yeah, but since they won't...
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...there's gonna be
a lot of drunk drivers that night.
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You know what would be smart?
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We should rent a hotel room
with a bunch of our friends.
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After prom, we can hang out until it's safe.
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Isn't it great?
It's just, like, coming to me now.
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I got a better idea.
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How about you don't go to the hotel...
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...you're home by midnight,
or you're grounded for a year?
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- Yeah.
- Isn't that great?
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Oh, my God,
it's all just coming to me now. Oh, God.
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But, Dad, we promised nothing would happen,
and we even signed the contract.
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That was good enough
for the other parents.
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We don't care about other parents.
You're not staying in a hotel.
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Well, Jason and I are alone all the time.
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If we wanted to have sex,
we would've done it already. He has a van.
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We could've done it
right before we came here.
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- Maybe we did.
- Carmen.
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"Beat down" clause.
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You're 15 years old,
and you're a sophomore, okay?
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You're lucky we're letting you go.
I didn't go to my prom.
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That's because
you were way out of your league.
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You were a five, chato.
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And you were asking out
eights and nines.
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Come on, you gotta aim lower.
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Six. Ten.
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- I'll see you later, Carmen.
- Bye, Jason.
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Mr. Lopez, you're not a five.
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You're a nine.
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You're not staying in a hotel.
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Later, four.
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- I'm ready, Grandma.
- Oh, okay.
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I'm taking Max to the arcade
at the mall.
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Oh, can I have a ride?
I wanna start looking for prom dresses.
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Unless I'm too young to wear a dress
and I should go in a onesie.
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You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Snaps at the crotch. I don't think so.
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How late were you out on prom night?
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Oh, I think I crawled home
about 5 or 6 in the morning.
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Did you hear that, Dad?
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Mom, tell her what you were doing.
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I worked a double shift at the factory,
then I went to Thirsty's...
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...and then I went home
to breast-feed your father.
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You never breast-fed me.
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I wonder who that was.
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Thanks for letting me drive home,
Grandma.
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Hey, it's a win-win.
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You get to practice driving,
and I get to eat.
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Aah.
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Grandma, is that a beer?
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Just keep your eyes on the road, princess.
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You're drinking a beer and she's driving?
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Why don't you just give me a pair of scissors,
and I can run around back here?
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Shut up and put your seat belt on.
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I can't. The buckle's gone.
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Then put something heavy in your lap.
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- Why are you slowing down?
- Because we just passed a police car.
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Okay, be cool.
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Maybe he didn't see the beer.
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All right, there's only one thing to do.
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Undo your top button and start crying.
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Okay.
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Ripped By mstoll
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Afternoon.
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Are you George Lopez?
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No, officer, I'm Jim Williams.
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My wife and I just moved here
from Salt Lake. I sell lumber.
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Are these your children?
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- No, my wife, Debbie, is barren.
- Wha...?
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Carmen, Max, are you okay?
Officer, what happened?
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This one was driving,
this one wasn't wearing a seat belt...
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...and this one had an expired registration
and an open beer in the car.
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I don't wanna tell you how to do your job,
but shouldn't that one be cuffed?
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I'm gonna release the minors
into your custody.
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- But you've got a date in court.
- Oh, good job, officer.
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You stopped a little old lady
from sipping a beer.
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You know,
why don't you go to a crack house...
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...and make sure
they're rewinding their videos?
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It's gonna be a pleasure testifying
against you, ma'am.
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- You know what?
- Mom.
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What were you thinking?
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Where is your judgment? How could you
drink with a 15-year-old behind the wheel?
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Come on, I was choking on a french fry
and there was nothing else to drink.
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It was just one sip.
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George, come on, you of all people know
that I can drink a beer and watch a kid.
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What? You never watched me.
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Neighbors had to pitch in to build a fence
to keep me from crawling in the street.
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Carmen, we never gave you permission
to drive with Benny.
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I know that. But I've got my permit
and I wanna get my license in six months.
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Someone's gotta teach me how to drive.
You never have the time.
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Honey, I would love to do it,
but work is really busy for me right now.
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Can you take her out this week?
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- I don't... I don't know.
- Oh, please, Daddy? Please?
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Come on, honey.
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You are the best driver in the family.
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I know I'm the best.
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- All right, I'll do it.
- Ee!
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Have Jason drop you off on Friday
after work.
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Thank you so much!
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I'm getting my license
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I'm gonna be driving
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Okay, if you had done that
when the cop pulled us over...
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...I would still have my car.
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Listen up, everybody.
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As you know, this afternoon
my mother had a court date.
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The judge wanted to teach her a lesson.
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So he sentenced her
to public humiliation.
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Now, I don't want anyone to be scared
by what I'm about to say.
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Mom, take it off.
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"Ask me how I endangered
my grandchildren's lives."
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Turn around so I can see the answer.
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Bend over. I'll give it to you.
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Now, if anyone sees my mother
without this sign...
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...report it to me...
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...because she could go to jail.
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None of us want that, right?
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- Daddy, I'm ready for my driving lesson.
- Oh, okay.
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Oh, I just got one thing
to take care of, Carmen.
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I'm going driving with Carmen.
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I love you, man. Don't forget me.
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I won't.
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And you got my word.
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I'm gonna wait at least one year
till I ask Angie out.
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Okay, turn the car on.
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Okay, make sure the emergency brake is off
and check your mirrors.
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Mm. I can't see out my side mirror.
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There's an obstruction about two times
the size of a normal human head.
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Thank you.
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Okay, check for traffic...
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...use your signal...
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...and ease onto the road.
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- Should I go the usual way home?
- No, I wanna go down Van Nuys...
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...across Magnolia, then up Reseda.
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Cool, we're taking the major streets.
I can practice passing.
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No. That way, we pass three hospitals
and a church, in case I need last rites.
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Man, I can't wait until I get my license.
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Then I can drive myself over to Jason's
and to the mall and school and work.
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I won't need you for any of that anymore.
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That's assuming you pass
your driver's test.
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I'm passing that test.
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It's my ticket to freedom...
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...to get out of that house, go somewhere
where I'm not being watched over...
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...by two cannibals of the human spirit.
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I mean, you know, thanks for everything.
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- You're getting too close to that car.
- I was gonna pass him.
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- Should have signaled a hundred feet ago.
- I'll signal now.
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- What are you doing?
- Checked my mirrors, signaled.
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- You didn't check your blind spot.
- Where?
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- You can't see it.
- Okay.
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Would you stop yelling?
You're making me all nervous.
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- You're going over a double yellow line.
- Okay. Stop it. Just please stop it.
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- Pay attention or you're going to kill us.
- I don't wanna do this.
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- Then pull over.
- Okay.
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- Watch out!
- Aah!
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- Oh, my God.
- Baby, are you all right?
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- I think so.
- Not you. My truck.
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Baby, talk to Daddy.
I'll get you some help.
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Whatever he says, it wasn't my fault.
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What happened? Did you hit something?
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Do we need to wash the car
or bury anything?
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What am I saying? You were here all night.
We played charades.
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You got stuck on Star Wars
and we all laughed.
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Carmen wasn't paying attention.
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She cut across two lanes of traffic
and went up a curb.
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Hey, I was paying attention.
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You kept yelling at me
and making me nervous.
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Am I making you nervous now?
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I know you're only staying with him
for the kids...
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...but we don't want him anymore.
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What happened out there?
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Angie, she can't focus.
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She's a horrible driver.
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I took her out driving last Saturday,
and she was just fine.
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Were you focusing
or puckering and glossing?
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Because I've seen you drive like that:
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- Do you want a talk or a fight?
- I don't care. I'll fight.
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Because you know what?
I just cheated death. I feel alive.
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But if you wanna talk, that's okay too.
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Yelling is not gonna make her
a better driver.
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Angie, I have to yell at her.
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Do you know how dangerous it is
out there?
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She's too cocky.
She thinks she knows it all.
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She thinks she's gonna be able to drive
to school and to Jason's house.
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I think she can handle that.
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Not if she won't listen.
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She's too emotional.
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I say one little thing,
it's, "I hate you," stomp, stomp, slam.
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"You're the worst dad ever,"
stomp, stomp, slam.
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"Nobody cares about my feelings,"
stomp, trip, fall.
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Maybe the problem's not her, it's you.
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You're being too impatient.
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- I'm not impatient.
- Oy.
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You know what? This is not gonna work.
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I'll just teach Carmen
because you don't have the patience.
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Wait... How did this turn against me?
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Angie, I got patience, okay?
I got more patience than anybody.
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Test me.
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You can test me now
or you can test me later.
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Because I got...
237
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...patience.
238
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:35,072
Okay. Then start fresh with Carmen
tomorrow and don't yell at her.
239
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:36,771
I bet you can't do it.
240
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:38,382
I can do it, huh?
241
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,486
I'll teach her to drive.
I don't care if it takes 30 years...
242
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,088
...because you know what? I got...
243
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...patience.
244
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,326
If you're that patient,
now would be a good opportunity...
245
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,229
...to tell you about my day.
246
00:13:56,936 --> 00:14:01,032
Unless you wanna watch the Laker game.
247
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:05,109
I would love to hear about your day,
darling.
248
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:07,436
Okay.
249
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:11,105
Well, my sales partner, Nicole, is having
problems with her boyfriend, Mark.
250
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:14,650
And I think she's just stuck
in the same old self-destructive pattern...
251
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,084
...we were talking about over lunch
on Wednesday.
252
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:20,225
But every time I point it out to her,
she gets mad at me.
253
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,656
So who does she call
in the middle of the night...
254
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,318
...after the two of them have a fight?
255
00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:26,464
I tell her,
"You know what you need to do? Stop...
256
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,027
...with Allen, okay?"
257
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:32,068
I know he's cute and he's got a good car,
but that breath...
258
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,297
I'll teach her to drive!
259
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,440
Don't torture me, woman.
260
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,121
Why are you picking me up from school?
261
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:55,419
Listen.
262
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,655
I know you're upset
because you hit something yesterday.
263
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:02,096
But your mom and I discussed it,
and today I'm gonna be patient.
264
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,432
I don't wanna talk. I just wanna drive.
265
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:11,040
Okay, a little fast for a school zone.
266
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:17,541
- So how was your day?
- I told you, I don't wanna talk.
267
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:20,082
- What's going on?
- Not like you're gonna care...
268
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:21,781
...but Jason dumped me.
269
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:24,388
Oh, baby, I'm sorry. Stop sign.
270
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,793
Look, I'm not upset, but the guy
with the cane sure was, huh?
271
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,626
Pull over. We'll do this tomorrow.
272
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,266
He's taking his ex-girlfriend, Cindy,
to the prom.
273
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,925
- Okay, stay on our side of the road.
- I'm passing.
274
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,936
Okay, now you've passed.
Now pull back over.
275
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,875
Isn't it funny the way oncoming drivers...
276
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,409
...trust you to pull back into your lane
on time?
277
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:49,240
How can you trust strangers
when you can't trust your boyfriend?
278
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:52,612
Okay, I don't wanna yell,
but not ready to die.
279
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,384
Okay, pull over now!
280
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,314
Okay, stop the car.
281
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,483
You said you wouldn't yell at me.
282
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,855
Are you insane?
Driving like a crazy woman.
283
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,553
I had time to get over. I was mad.
284
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:09,497
Why? Because some guy you break up with
every week is taking another girl to the prom?
285
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,228
Dad, he's been cheating on me
for a month.
286
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,429
God, I feel like such an idiot.
287
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:17,537
Then kill him, not us.
288
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,875
Look, Carmen, Jason's a punk.
289
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:28,178
He just lost the best thing
that's ever gonna happen to him.
290
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,685
Yeah. Cindy Leschin is 18...
291
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,983
...she looks like Jessica Simpson,
and she does everything.
292
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,158
If he wants to trade a good person
for a good time...
293
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,028
...that's just his...
- Shut up, Dad.
294
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,832
You don't have to do everything
to keep a boy.
295
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:51,600
You don't have to do anything.
You don't even need a boy.
296
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,607
You don't even have to get married.
297
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:59,411
You can stay at home
and you can play with dolls until we all die.
298
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:01,851
Doesn't that sound good?
299
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,545
What are you talking about?
300
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:04,984
You're growing up too fast.
301
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,317
You wanna drive.
302
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,983
You wanna stay in hotel rooms.
303
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:12,221
Look, you're 15. I mean,
what are you gonna do when you're 16?
304
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:15,697
Get a face-lift and shack up
with a fifth grader to feel young again?
305
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,567
I just got my heart broken...
306
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:21,501
...and you're worried about keeping me
from growing up?
307
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:24,433
Yes.
308
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,905
Maybe that's why I yell at you.
309
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,673
I mean, you're in a hurry to get out...
310
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:35,248
...and I'm not ready to let you leave.
- Please. You can't wait to get rid of me.
311
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,945
- You think so?
- Yeah.
312
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,088
Look at this.
313
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,553
Why am I looking at a calendar?
314
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,255
You see what I have marked?
315
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,262
That's my 18th birthday.
316
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,397
I circled it because that's gonna be
the worst day of my life.
317
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,470
Oh, Daddy.
318
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,378
Why did you draw a potato next to it?
319
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:10,020
That's a boot. I was mad at you one day
and I was gonna kick your ass out.
320
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:17,759
- I'm sorry I was acting so crazy.
- What are you doing? You're not driving.
321
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,696
Dad, you can start treating me like an adult
and let me drive home...
322
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,927
...or you can pretend I'm still a baby
and take away the keys.
323
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,800
Get in your booster seat.
324
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,100
Oh, come on, Dad.
325
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,267
After what you did?
You're a baby until I say you're an adult.
326
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,504
- Ugh, I hate you.
- Stomp, stomp, slam.
327
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:39,310
- What?
- Nothing. I got... Ahem.
328
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:46,757
Hey.
329
00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:49,791
How'd the driving with Carmen go?
330
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,796
She tried to kill them.
331
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,490
What?
332
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,864
She's mad because Jason dumped her.
333
00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:00,129
He's been cheating on her
with Cindy Leschin.
334
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,098
The girl who does everything?
335
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,174
Word is, she does everything.
336
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,479
Mrs. Lopez, Mr. Lopez.
337
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,348
What the hell are you doing here?
338
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,153
I'll tell you what he's doing here.
339
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,659
He does this
every time he breaks up with Carmen.
340
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:28,823
He changed his mind, he thinks a little
apology is gonna win my baby back.
341
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,094
One of these days
your charm's gonna wear off.
342
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,566
And what will you have then, huh?
343
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,731
Just your looks, your brains
and your money.
344
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:42,210
Look, I just came over
because Carmen called me.
345
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,076
She wants me to pick up my stuff.
346
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:49,611
Carmen, the cheater's here!
347
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:55,148
So, uh, is Cindy in the car?
348
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:57,689
Get...
349
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,364
Hello, Jason.
350
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,567
I've never seen that outfit before.
351
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,835
I got your stuff.
352
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:18,013
I've never seen that outfit before.
353
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,110
Listen...
354
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:24,980
...I just want you to know...
355
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,488
...that if it doesn't work out with Cindy...
356
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:29,422
...and you wanna call me...
357
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,856
...don't.
358
00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:35,625
Now that you know what you're losing,
go to hell.
359
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,137
God, that felt good!
360
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,203
It should.
361
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,572
You finally stood up for yourself.
362
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,941
Yeah, Carmen,
we're really proud of you, honey.
363
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:52,948
Now, I never wanna see you
dressed like a hooker again.
364
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:57,343
Now, you go upstairs and put that outfit
back in your mom's closet.
365
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,387
- Hey.
- Hey, honey. How was your day?
366
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,362
Do you really wanna know?
367
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,057
Absolutely.
368
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,396
Oh. It was crazy.
369
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:13,833
But you have to hear this.
370
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,531
Guess who's back with her boyfriend?
Nicole.
371
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,335
Didn't I tell you that was gonna happen?
372
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:19,909
Mm-hm.
373
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,014
Anyway. We had lunch together.
374
00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:26,616
We're talking about
the new La Marie summer line...
375
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,980
Everything is hideous...
376
00:21:32,026 --> 00:21:42,017
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