This took me more than 5 hours to make a transcript by hear. A lot of "****" remain because their accent is pretty hard to understand and I'm not a native english speaker. Please help to fill/correct lines.
This is a revision of Mlmlte's translation, plus line breaks, and should fit ASAP also. Thanks for the 126 edits already made, but there were too many more edits for me to correct the web page as I watched. I am a native US speaker and even the Australian accent was enunciated well enough that it wasn't hard. The hardest place was where Wilfred and Jenna were speaking at the same time at 00:14:20,240, and I am not at all sure of that one. It's almost too much information to try to put both speakers words up at the same time.