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Previously on BIG TIME...
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I can get you your money. I
just need a little more time.
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I know it's not enough!
Please! Please, guys! Agh!
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I think Cuba just got kidnapped!
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We're gonna have to have a little talk.
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What?
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Oh!
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- It's been a bad week!
- You think?
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If you really want out, there's the door!
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So long, brother.
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Ben?
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I'm clean.
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All right, everybody, listen up.
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This investigation just went federal.
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Holgado!
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I can get you the money! You know I can!
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Holgado...
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When I was a girl, my
grandmother gave me a pet turtle.
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I named him Guillermo, but
unfortunately he was not friendly.
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No, no, no.
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He would snap at you if you came near.
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All I wanted was to pet him.
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So, little by little,
I got closer every day.
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First his shell, then his foot...
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then his head, and
finally, I pet my Guillermo.
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Over time, we developed a connection.
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Trust...
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until one day, he bit my finger.
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Agh!
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Oh!
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- Agh!
- Ssh.
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I never fed Guillermo
again, Mr. Gooding Jr.
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I watched him die.
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It is never wise to bite
the hand that feeds you.
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Lucky for you, Mr. Gooding Jr.,
you are worth more to me alive.
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Mr. Chavez will take care of your wound.
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Agh!
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Synced and corrected by OussLP
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I... I just don't understand, Benjamin.
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How can you possibly be clean?
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It really seems quite incredible.
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Well, I feel incredible.
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But you still need time in
the rehab facility to heal.
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Yeah, your mother's right.
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Recovery time is a very important thing.
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It's also an extremely expensive thing...
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Okay, okay, guys, guys...
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I know this is hard to believe...
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but for the first time in my life...
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I'm actually excited about my future.
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Um, something happened, last night,
that I don't want to talk about...
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but I had a revelation.
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I realize that I want to be
the son that gets a job...
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and opens a bank account,
and learns how to do laundry.
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You know? And, maybe I meet a nice girl...
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and we fall in love...
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and we have a couple kids, and
they would be your grandkids.
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- Right?
- They would be.
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It sounds crazy, but it could happen.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is...
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I just want to be the son that
you guys can finally be proud of.
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But Benjamin, what about
Jack and those crazy videos?
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Crazy videos.
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Those were the dreams of a child...
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and not the dreams of
the man that I want to be.
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Well, maybe it's time that you dress
like the man that you want to be.
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I'll get you my suit.
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Dolfe Brother Studios, formery
Dolfe Brothers Studios...
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needs your help in funding our new movie.
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Now that we've shed the dead
weight, let's meet the new team.
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I'm T. Jackson Dolfe!
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Ace cameraman Del Plimpton!
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And introducing, P-P-P-Petey Goldberg!
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All we need is $1.5 million. Donate now.
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Why does it still say zero dollars?
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We're missing something.
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A trailer.
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We need to shoot something.
It's gotta be awesome.
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We need explosions. We need action.
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We need Petey weightlifting.
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We need Del, you jumping off tall stuff.
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We need to give the people
a taste of what's to come.
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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Don't touch him, we'll get in trouble.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Oh...
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Big day!
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All right, Del, suit up!
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Unfortunately, Mr. Dolfe, I
didn't receive your resume.
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Did you happen to bring a copy?
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Oh, I don't have one of those...
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but I did just graduate from rehab, though.
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From what?
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Drug rehabilitation.
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Okay.
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Looks good, Petey. Looks good.
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All right, zoom in a bit.
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Looking good, Del!
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It looks pretty far, Jack.
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Just remember to lock your knees.
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It's gonna look weird
if you bend your knees...
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when you hit the pavement,
'cause you're a robot.
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- Okay.
- So just lock your knees, land!
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Lock your knees, land.
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- Lock, land, lock, land.
- All right, ready?
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And... action!
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Lock.
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Oops.
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Welcome to Big Deal Mart,
it's a beautiful day.
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Welcome to Big Deal
Mart, it's a beautiful...
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Oh... hey.
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Hi.
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You remember me? I checked
to see if you got raped.
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Yeah, yeah, of course.
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My name's Darla.
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Del.
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- My lady...
- Oh!
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Thank you, my sir.
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Hi, my name is Ben Dolfe.
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No, I don't have a resume, okay?
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Del, where the hell are you,
man? You're like 20 minutes late.
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I thought you'd been in like a
horrible car accident or something.
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Yeah, no, no, I'm just, um...
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Ah, [BLEEP].
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I'm working late.
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All right, well, just
get here when you can.
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I've been practicing on the dummy.
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I think it's gonna look really great.
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So if people don't pay
you, I break their legs?
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Can I give them a strong talking to?
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I won't even tell anyone!
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Wait, wait...
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Can you tell it's not Del?
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Oh, damn it!
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Where is he?
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Hi, Pumpkin.
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- Let's go riding.
- Ooh.
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Yes, yes!
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Let's go this way!
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Okay.
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You cheatin' tub of [BLEEP]!
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Hey, baby, you want to go out?
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It's pretty simple, really.
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People come in here,
they watch the movie...
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and, you know, do what they
do, maybe get a couple tugs in.
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Sometimes they spray the walls.
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And you get to clean it up. Got it?
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Yeah, okay, yeah.
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Now why the hell are you wearing a suit?
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Oh, I was, um, dressing like
the man that I wanted to be.
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Oh...
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well, the man you are, wears this.
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Now good luck!
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Oh, I have brain freeze, I hate that.
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Me, too.
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Jack... I was just about to call you.
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You know, I've been
working late all week...
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I don't want to hear it.
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Who are you?
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I'll make up for it, Jack.
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I don't want you to make up for it, Del.
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I don't want you near set...
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and I don't want you near Petey.
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Del, what is this?
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Shut up, bitch.
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- Hey, come on.
- Oh, my God.
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Jack, leave her out of this.
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Okay.
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When you least expect
it... he will betray you.
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Jack...
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What just happened?
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I think I lost my best friend.
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Oh, that stinks.
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All right, let's go through this again.
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This is Isabella Holgado...
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one of the most notorious
drug traffickers in the world.
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And this is Marco Chavez,
Holgado's right-hand man.
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Now we know that at
approximately 6:00 p.m...
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Harvey Scoles, a local private
investigator hired by Diana Dolfe...
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is staking out a B and E that Del
Plimpton and her two sons commit...
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at a school teacher's residence,
for reasons that are still unclear.
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In or around the same time, in the
very same house, Chavez shows up.
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We know this, because Scoles was
able to shoot a photograph of him.
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Some time later, Scoles takes an explicit
photo and sends it to Diana Dolfe...
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with whom he is apparently
been having an affair.
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Her husband, Alan Dolfe, sees it,
leaves a threatening voice-mail.
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Now Scoles ends up with
two bullets to the head...
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which someone makes a
pathetic attempt to cover up...
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to make it look like a suicide.
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I want to know why the private investigator
that took Chavez' picture is dead...
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and how Holgado is connected to it.
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Well, it sounds like an open
and shut to me on the husband.
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Guy gets pissed off, uh, wife's
cheating, loses his cool...
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kicks in the door, maybe
he says something like...
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"You [BLEEP]ed my wife, now
prepare to get [BLEEP]ed by my gun!"
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Pow! Shoots him dead.
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What about Chavez?
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Maybe the husband paid Chavez a
boatload of cash to kill Scoles.
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Hmm.
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Or, maybe it could've been the wife...
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black widow situation.
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Says something like...
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"I sucked your [BLEEP],
now prepare to suck my gun."
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Pow! She blows him away.
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What about this Del kid?
What do you think of him?
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I interviewed him on the Staats case.
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Weird dude.
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Maybe he kicks in the door, "I'll suck
your [BLEEP] before you suck my gun!"
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And he's got this real
deranged look in his eye...
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and he's just screaming his head off.
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Agh!
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Agh!
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All right, no more hypotheticals.
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What the hell does a cartel have
to do with a local, suburban family?
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I don't know, um, maybe we could bring
'em all in on RICO charges for conspiracy.
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Nah, I think we'd need more information.
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Go home, Zdorkin, kiss your wife.
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We'll get a fresh start in the morning.
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What about you?
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I kissed my wife goodbye a long time ago.
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Get some rest.
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Petey! Petey!
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Hey! Oh, Petey... good news, my
man, you are getting a promotion!
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Oh, hey, Jack.
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Hey.
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Well, this is awkward.
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Why is this awkward?
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This whole video thing
just... isn't for me.
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Okay... Petey!
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We are gonna go 50-50, okay?
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When that $1.5 million comes in...
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Come on, Jack!
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You haven't raised a
single dollar in two weeks.
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You're 30 years old and what do
you have to show for yourself?
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This crappy apartment and a sad dream.
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When are you gonna wake up?
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Wow... you just set a pretty,
big bridge on fire, my friend.
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I gotta get home.
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You don't gotta do this to yourself, man.
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There's still time.
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Get the [BLEEP] out of here, Petey.
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Jesus Christ!
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I had no idea you knew
how to play the cello.
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Do you want to be my girlfriend, Darla?
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Oh, God, yes!
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- Little bitch!
- Ptew!
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Okay.
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Welcome to the scintillating
world of toilet cam videos.
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Now for me, toilet cams in public
bathrooms really go hand in hand.
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So... so what am I... what am I editing?
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Oh, no, it's more of a
blurring process actually.
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The toilet cam industry thrives
on a certain voyeurism...
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and I don't have the permission
from the people in the videos...
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to use their faces, and
that's where you come in.
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Yeah.
256
00:14:26,546 --> 00:14:29,781
And it's just the faces,
do not blur genitalia.
257
00:14:29,849 --> 00:14:31,783
- Okay.
- But let me be perfectly clear.
258
00:14:31,851 --> 00:14:35,821
If you blur one vagina or one penis...
259
00:14:35,888 --> 00:14:40,926
I will [BLEEP] fire you. Do you understand?
260
00:14:40,993 --> 00:14:45,496
- Okay, so just sort of blur this.
- Yes.
261
00:14:45,564 --> 00:14:49,868
With this... Ben?
262
00:14:49,936 --> 00:14:53,238
Whoa, Ben! He's working
at the porn theater.
263
00:14:53,305 --> 00:14:55,506
- That's the porn theater?
- Oh, God.
264
00:14:55,574 --> 00:14:57,141
That is a nice shot.
265
00:15:01,593 --> 00:15:04,860
- Happy Thanksgiving, sweetie!
- Happy Thanksgiving.
266
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,798
Which is why you should never
get a 30-year adjustable.
267
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:12,002
- What was that, a spit-ay, Dad?
- Look who's here!
268
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:14,805
He... hey!
269
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:18,275
What's up?
270
00:15:18,343 --> 00:15:20,344
Nothing.
271
00:15:22,113 --> 00:15:24,114
Well, all right, let's
eat! Dinner's on the table.
272
00:15:24,182 --> 00:15:25,315
Turkey time!
273
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,384
- Let's strap on that feedbag.
- Hah-hah!
274
00:15:27,451 --> 00:15:29,386
It looks like the turkey just showed up.
275
00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:30,520
Cool shirt.
276
00:15:30,588 --> 00:15:32,856
Thanks, Dad took me to his guy.
277
00:15:33,991 --> 00:15:36,292
So how's everything at the firm there, Ben?
278
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,327
You know what? It's
really good, really good.
279
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,263
I mean, I'm still low
man on the totem pole...
280
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,964
working my way up.
281
00:15:42,032 --> 00:15:45,368
Sure. But for the first time in
my life, my work means something.
282
00:15:45,436 --> 00:15:47,670
And I'm getting the respect I deserve.
283
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,506
Oh, Ben, that's wonderful.
284
00:15:50,573 --> 00:15:54,215
I am counting on Ben
here for my retirement.
285
00:15:54,335 --> 00:15:55,325
I got you.
286
00:15:55,445 --> 00:15:58,514
Don't be so hard on him, Alan,
he's just getting started.
287
00:15:58,581 --> 00:16:00,616
Hey, I just want a house in Hawaii.
288
00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:03,352
As long as you keep it under 2.5...
289
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,955
that's million with an M.
290
00:16:06,023 --> 00:16:07,222
Oh, Ben...
291
00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:08,857
- That is so funny.
- Yeah.
292
00:16:08,925 --> 00:16:10,058
You know what?
293
00:16:10,126 --> 00:16:12,294
I was just thinking, I don't
really know that much...
294
00:16:12,361 --> 00:16:15,731
about your firm, what is it called?
295
00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:16,832
Law-Fice.
296
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,640
- It's called Law-Fice?
- Law-Fice.
297
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,235
Wow, that's cool. So, what is that?
298
00:16:20,303 --> 00:16:22,805
Is it kind of like Law and Office
combined? Is that what they did?
299
00:16:22,872 --> 00:16:25,373
I wouldn't know. I wasn't
there when they named it, Jack.
300
00:16:25,441 --> 00:16:27,208
Well, so... and what's your boss' name?
301
00:16:27,276 --> 00:16:28,276
What do you care?
302
00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:29,277
I don't know, I was just curious.
303
00:16:29,345 --> 00:16:31,212
I thought, you know, maybe I know him.
304
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,081
- What's his name?
- Mm-hm.
305
00:16:33,149 --> 00:16:36,384
- Patrick.
- Oh, yeah, Patrick? Patrick what?
306
00:16:36,452 --> 00:16:39,554
Stuffington.
307
00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:41,088
Is it? Is that his name?
308
00:16:41,156 --> 00:16:42,323
That's his name, Jack.
309
00:16:42,390 --> 00:16:43,858
Is it a coincidence that
you're sitting right there...
310
00:16:43,926 --> 00:16:45,960
next to some stuffing when you said that?
311
00:16:46,027 --> 00:16:47,762
I just got a new job, too, actually.
312
00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:50,865
Uh, yeah, I'm working
with Bill Cranberryface.
313
00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,433
Hmm, he's working there.
314
00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:56,337
Oh, so is Phil Mom-son,
and Steve [BLEEP]head?
315
00:16:56,404 --> 00:16:57,972
They're right there, too.
316
00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:00,307
- Jack, Jack! What has gotten into you?
- God, I have a great job.
317
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,509
I don't know, I'm gonna
go out on a crazy limb...
318
00:17:02,577 --> 00:17:05,612
and say that maybe like the
toilets you've been scrubbing...
319
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,414
you're full of crap!
320
00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:09,116
- Jack!
- No, d... Mom!
321
00:17:09,184 --> 00:17:10,917
He's lying, so don't even pay attention...
322
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,119
because he's a liar, he's Jack the liar!
323
00:17:13,187 --> 00:17:14,788
Oh, yeah? I guess I'm mistaken then, Ben.
324
00:17:14,856 --> 00:17:16,790
I guess you're not the
janitor at the porn theater.
325
00:17:16,858 --> 00:17:17,891
Is that right?
326
00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:19,025
- Ben, what's he talking about?
- I, uh...
327
00:17:19,093 --> 00:17:20,660
- Ben?
- Yeah, Ben!
328
00:17:20,728 --> 00:17:21,795
- What am I talking about?
- I don't know what you're talking about...
329
00:17:21,863 --> 00:17:23,897
because my boss is Peter Cranberry...
330
00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:25,064
How do you even know that?
331
00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:29,002
Because, I have a job
editing toilet cam videos...
332
00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:31,737
and I saw you scrubbing a toilet!
333
00:17:31,805 --> 00:17:33,316
Oh, God, Jack, that's disgusting!
334
00:17:33,436 --> 00:17:34,273
Yes, it is.
335
00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:36,275
It is the grossest thing you
've ever seen in your life.
336
00:17:36,343 --> 00:17:38,811
But you know what? At
least I'm not a phony liar!
337
00:17:38,879 --> 00:17:40,646
At least I didn't give up on my dream!
338
00:17:40,714 --> 00:17:42,781
So I could clean up someone's stale semen!
339
00:17:42,849 --> 00:17:44,583
I mean, what is wrong with you?
340
00:17:44,651 --> 00:17:47,152
What dream is this, the delusional one?
341
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,688
Because I caught your
little Flix Starter video.
342
00:17:49,756 --> 00:17:50,956
It sucked.
343
00:17:51,024 --> 00:17:52,791
Tell Mom and Dad how much money you raised.
344
00:17:52,859 --> 00:17:57,396
$25, that's not $2.5...
there's no point in the middle.
345
00:17:57,463 --> 00:18:00,065
- Screw you, man.
- Yeah, screw me, it's sad, really.
346
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:03,502
It is, that no one cares
about your life's work...
347
00:18:03,569 --> 00:18:07,539
and that you've become a lousy...
348
00:18:07,606 --> 00:18:11,076
worthless... hack.
349
00:18:11,144 --> 00:18:14,246
Agh!
350
00:18:14,313 --> 00:18:15,514
Jack, no! Stop!
351
00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:17,782
I'm gonna get you!
352
00:18:19,151 --> 00:18:21,686
Boys, stop it! Don't, you guys!
353
00:18:21,754 --> 00:18:25,289
I'll kill you! I hate you!
354
00:18:25,357 --> 00:18:27,926
Oh, my good lord!
355
00:18:27,993 --> 00:18:29,961
- Agh!
- Oh!
356
00:18:30,029 --> 00:18:32,396
- Get back up!
- Oh, my God, boys! Stop it!
357
00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:34,198
- Oh!
- Oh!
358
00:18:34,266 --> 00:18:35,732
- My God!
- What's up now?
359
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,568
Oh... he's got a weapon!
360
00:18:37,635 --> 00:18:39,303
- Call the police!
- I'm going to! I'll do it now!
361
00:18:39,371 --> 00:18:41,205
- I could have killed you!
- That's it, guys!
362
00:18:41,273 --> 00:18:42,306
Hey, janitor!
363
00:18:42,374 --> 00:18:46,743
Stop! Do something! No! No!
364
00:18:46,811 --> 00:18:50,914
Jesus Christ! What is
wrong with these people?
365
00:18:50,982 --> 00:18:52,950
Boys!
366
00:18:53,017 --> 00:18:55,285
Now stop it!
367
00:18:55,352 --> 00:18:56,653
- All right!
- Boys!
368
00:18:56,721 --> 00:19:01,024
Please, boys, you're brothers!
369
00:19:01,092 --> 00:19:02,292
Not any more.
370
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:06,063
Jack...
371
00:19:07,899 --> 00:19:10,366
Let him go!
372
00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:12,368
Why did you lie to us?
373
00:19:12,436 --> 00:19:15,371
I don't know, who cares?
374
00:19:15,439 --> 00:19:17,073
What about the two-bedroom in Aventura?
375
00:19:17,141 --> 00:19:22,979
I live in a studio above a
strip club... on Washington.
376
00:19:23,046 --> 00:19:24,614
Oh, Ben.
377
00:19:24,681 --> 00:19:26,482
I'm out of here.
378
00:19:32,122 --> 00:19:34,389
I'll get some Tupperware.
379
00:19:38,212 --> 00:19:39,379
- Zdorkin?
- Yeah.
380
00:19:39,447 --> 00:19:40,247
It's Malloy.
381
00:19:40,315 --> 00:19:41,114
Oh, hey, happy Thanksgiving.
382
00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:42,482
I need a favor.
383
00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:44,617
I need you to pull me a
warrant for surveillance...
384
00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,586
on the Dolfe home.
385
00:19:46,654 --> 00:19:48,154
- Okay, I'll get right on it.
- Thanks.
386
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,689
Yeah.
387
00:19:55,649 --> 00:19:58,268
Do you have any questions?
388
00:19:59,218 --> 00:20:02,287
If I do this, we're square, right?
389
00:20:02,355 --> 00:20:04,389
Square.
390
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,627
Okay...
391
00:20:08,695 --> 00:20:12,464
but I'm gonna need you to
find somebody for me first.
392
00:20:44,697 --> 00:20:47,564
Oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
393
00:20:47,632 --> 00:20:49,300
No!
394
00:20:51,913 --> 00:20:56,913
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