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♪ Thank you for being a friend
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♪ Traveled down the road
and back again
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♪ Your heart is true
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♪ You're a pal and a confidante
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♪ And if you threw a party
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♪ Invited everyone you knew
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♪ You would see the biggest
gift would be from me
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♪ And the card attached
would say
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♪ "Thank you
for being a friend" ♪
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Blanche, I'm trying to decide what
to get Dorothy for her birthday.
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What do you think about this?
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"Good looking single white male seeks
fun times on a regular basis."
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Well, it's something
she doesn't have.
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Hi.
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Dorothy, you're
home from school.
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Aw, Ma, do you realize
you've said the same thing to me
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just that way ever since I was
in the third grade. It's sweet.
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It's not sweet, it's pathetic.
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52 years and you've never stopped
off anywhere. Get a life!
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So did you teach anybody
anything today?
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Well, I tried but
it seems none of the kids
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are interested in learning
how to diagram sentences.
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I really don't get it. Am I the only one
who thinks diagramming sentences is fun?
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You talk like this
on dates, don't you?
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Dorothy, you're a substitute.
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Your job isn't
actually to teach.
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Then what is it?
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To keep the kids from
burning the school down
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before the other teacher
gets back.
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No, normally, you'd be right.
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But this class knows that I'm
filling in for the whole semester.
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I must say it's really nice
having the same class every day
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and watching them
grow and learn.
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And of course, they're not trying any
of that usual substitute shenanigans.
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Is that "kick me hard" sign
a fashion statement?
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Another one?
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Oh, no, this isn't
what you think.
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No, this isn't
because I'm a substitute.
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This is because I am flunking
the star of the football team,
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and he's not gonna be
able to play on Saturday.
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Oh, what a relief.
I thought you were the brunt of a joke.
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Turns out they really hate you.
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Dorothy, why don't you pass
the kid so he can play?
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I doubt if The Canterbury Tales
is gonna come up in a huddle.
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I agree, Dorothy.
Saturday's game is a big one.
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And speaking as a former cheerleader
and ex-bad girl in a health film,
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I can tell you the importance of
school-sanctioned extracurricular activities.
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Now, look, I want you both to know
that I don't enjoy failing anybody.
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Especially this kid.
But he's lazy.
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In his book report on A Tale of
TwoCities, he said he liked them both,
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but he really prefers Minneapolis,
'cause that's where Prince is from.
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Hi, Rose.
Oh, hi, honey.
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Rose? Honey?
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Is something the matter?
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I just got back from
having my teeth worked on.
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Oh, what was it,
a wisdom tooth?
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(all laughing)
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My dentist touched me.
I think he felt my breast.
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Oh, Rose, that's terrible.
What happened?
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Well, when the nitrous oxide wore
off, and my head began to clear,
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Lou, that's my dentist, said
he was checking my heartbeat,
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but I think he was
up to more than that.
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Well, why, Rose?
I mean, what gave you that idea?
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I don't think "wowee-wow-wow-wow"
is a medical term.
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How could he do
a thing like that?
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Believe me, just because men in the
medical profession wear white,
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does not mean
that they're angels.
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He did something horrible and unethical,
and he has to answer for it.
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We are gonna find out
who the proper authorities are,
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and you're gonna lodge
a formal complaint.
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I wish men would have breasts
just for one day.
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Then they'd know what it's like to
be judged by some physical trait.
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I mean, just because
I'm built like this,
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you wouldn't believe
how many people think I'm dumb.
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Rose, you're
too hard on yourself.
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I know people who think
you're dumb over the phone.
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(doorbell rings)
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Doorbell!
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(doorbell rings)
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Doorbell!
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Ma, what is the matter with you?
Can't you answer the door?
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My butt's asleep, and you know,
I'm kinda gettin' into it.
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Hi, Zbornak. We need to talk.
Yeah, come in, Coach.
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Ma, this is Nick Odlivak,
the football coach.
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I never thought I'd say this, Dorothy,
but I think you can do better.
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Coach, let me
save you a speech.
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Kevin deserves an F,
and that's what he's getting.
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In all the years
I've been at St. Sebastian
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Kevin Kelly's the best athlete
I've ever coached.
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For the very first time, we got
a genuine shot at taking state.
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With Kevin playing, we can
win that game in our sleep.
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My butt's asleep.
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We don't get much company.
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Look, that's my decision.
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Goodbye, Coach.
All right, all right, all right.
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I'll tell you what.
I'll sweeten the pot.
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You let Kevin play
this weekend,
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and I'll take you out
Saturday night.
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You haven't read The Art of
theDeal, have you, Coach?
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Do I smell aftershave?
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The coach was here, trying to get
me to compromise my principles.
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I don't see what the big deal is
about passing this boy.
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Why, in my neck of the woods,
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they practically
gave grades away.
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Blanche, in your neck of the woods,
men named Bubba get into law school.
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Look, Blanche, it's time
that somebody took a stand.
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I mean, it's time that somebody
made a difference in Kevin's life.
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Oh, Rose. Honey,
did you make the call?
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Blanche, I appreciate you giving
me the dental examiner's number,
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but when I thought about
actually filing a report...
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Rose, people like your dentist count
on their victims to back down.
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Honey, you have
to have courage.
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Rose, this is not unusual.
In most cases when a person is molested,
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it's by a friend or a relative.
Someone they know.
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But there are other considerations.
What if I were wrong?
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The last time I had courage,
I confronted Lukan Ulfnooner,
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St. Olaf's
moodiest plastic surgeon.
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Thank you very much, Rose.
That was a great story.
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Nice try, Dorothy.
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Anyway, Doctor Ulfnooner
did some work on my mom.
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And do you know who she came out
looking like? Raymond Massey.
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Rose, that's terrible.
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That's what I thought when I accused him
of malpractice and ruined his business.
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Unfortunately,
little did I know...
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Know what, Rose?
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That was the look
she was going for.
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Rose, just because you
had one bad experience
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doesn't mean you shouldn't
confront Dr. Norgan.
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Now, you were
taken advantage of.
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Blanche, I was groggy.
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And I'm not 100% sure
he did it.
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And as far as being taken
advantage of, look who's talking.
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I beg your pardon.
Why, when I submit to a man's advances,
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it is with my consent.
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A woman has the option to say no.
Honey, you weren't given that option.
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You were given nitrous oxide!
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By the way, Blanche,
when did you ever say no?
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Did I say there was going to be a
question and answer period after I spoke?
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Oh, Sophia. Thank you, honey.
How perfectly lovely.
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Well, I was boiling water anyway
to shrink the cyst on my backside.
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I figured, "What the hell?
I'll throw in a tea bag and make myself a hero."
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(doorbell rings)
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Ah, Father O'Mara,
this is a surprise.
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Hello, Dorothy.
May I come in?
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Well, of course you may.
Please, come in.
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Ma, Blanche, this is Father O'Mara, St.
Sebastian's Dean of Boys.
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Father, this is my mother, Sophia
Petrillo, my roommate, Blanche Devereaux.
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Hello. Blanche Devereaux?
I've heard quite a bit about you.
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All good, I hope.
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I'm sorry, I can't reveal
things learned in confession.
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But it's nice to match
the name up with a face.
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Father, won't you sit down?
And would you like something to drink?
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Tea would be lovely,
if it's no trouble.
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No, not at all.
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I already had some boiling water on
account of this cyst on my bottom.
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Ma!
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Dorothy, as you're
already eminently aware,
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St. Sebastian's has a very big
football game on Saturday.
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Father, I would think that you, of all
people, would have higher ideals.
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The highest. What I'm trying
to say to you, Dorothy,
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is I truly believe that He would
want Kevin to play Saturday.
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Really?
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I had no idea that He...
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took such an interest
in high school football.
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Oh, yes. He likes all sports.
Even gymnastics.
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And I'm told
you're quite the gymnast.
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Oops.
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Father, I could really use the support
of the administration on this.
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I'm thinking of the school
as a whole, Dorothy.
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I'm thinking of the community.
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I'm thinking about Kevin.
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Well, if there's nothing
I can say to change your mind...
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But I feel I should inform you
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that we have an active
and vocal alumni
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and I can't be responsible
for their actions.
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Is that a threat?
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More like a concern.
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I appreciate your concern, Father,
but I'm sticking to my decision.
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Ma, what is it now?
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You threw a priest out of the house.
You disgust me.
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I'm gonna go sit in my tea.
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Ma, what are you doing?
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I can't believe I have a daughter
who threw a priest out the door.
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Ma, you have relatives who
threw priests out of windows.
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That was business.
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Dorothy, somebody left this package
for you outside on the front porch.
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Oh? What is it?
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A fish wrapped in newspaper.
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Oh, my God! Dorothy,
you know what this means?
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White wine with dinner?
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Do I look like I'm laughing?
Here, read this note.
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"If Kevin Kelly doesn't
play in Saturday's game,
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Dorothy Z.
sleeps with the fishes."
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Dorothy, please,
give the kid a "D."
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Oh, come on, Ma,
it's just a prank.
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Dorothy, I don't think you realize the
significance of football in the South.
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I've had men break dates with
me to go to football games.
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Oh, come on. Nobody's going to kill
me over a high school football game.
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They killed this fish.
Dorothy, please. I'm scared.
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All right. All right, Ma.
Nothing to be scared about.
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I'll change Kevin's grade.
I mean, this isn't worth it.
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I can't put my family
through this.
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I thought I could
make a difference.
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I can't. They win.
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Thank you, Dorothy.
That makes me feel better.
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That's good, Ma.
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Dorothy, can we have
a big-screen TV?
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No.
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Dorothy, please.
I'm scared.
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What's going on?
Oh, Blanche is telling me about Freud.
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Why you asking her?
I'm the one who slept with him.
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Sophia, this is serious, honey.
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According to this book, if Rose
doesn't confront Dr. Norgan,
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she could take her
hostilities out on us.
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Tunnels. He loved to
drive through tunnels.
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Cheesecake. Good idea.
Now we can be old and fat.
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Let me handle this.
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Rose, you obviously had
a very traumatic childhood.
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I need to hear your whole life.
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I want you to start at the beginning
and tell me your first memory.
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Ma, I'm sorry. I didn't want
your last days to be like this.
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Close your eyes and think back.
What do you see?
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A cow.
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A chicken, a goat, a lamb, a rooster...
no, two roosters.
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A pig. There's a man with a gun.
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He lifts the gun up into the air.
He shoots it and they're off.
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The pig takes the lead,
the chicken is in second place,
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the roosters are neck and neck,
right on the tail of the chicken.
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They're going down the back stretch...
Rose, Rose, Rose.
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Before the menagerie rounds
the clubhouse turn,
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you have to make the decision
to confront Dr. Norgan.
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You can't keep something like
this bottled up inside.
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You're not alone. I have
trouble confronting people.
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Yeah, right, Ma. Like just the other
day when you made the butcher cry.
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The man wouldn't trim the fat.
What choice did I have?
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When somebody does something wrong and it
violates you, you should tell them about it.
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She's right. It's not easy
living with yourself
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when you haven't stood up
for what you believe in.
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I know. I backed down
myself today.
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I guess I have to go and talk to him.
You'll feel better.
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I'll go. Thank you, Blanche.
All of you.
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Oh, Blanche, you did a pretty good job
focusing this for Rose. And for me.
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I have to admit, you would have
made a very good psychologist.
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Great idea, Pussycat.
Give Blanche an office with a couch
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and a license to
charge by the hour.
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(doorbell rings)
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Doorbell.
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Morning, Ms. Zbornak.
Can we come in?
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Well, I don't know, Kevin.
Can you?
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Uh, may we come in?
Yes, of course.
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Please come right in.
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I don't know what just happened here, but
it didn't sound like it deserved an F.
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It's because Kevin
is not an F student.
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Look, it's not that I'm lazy, Ms. Zbornak.
I'm just really busy with ball.
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I wanted to read The Tale of Two
Cities, but I didn't have the time.
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That was my fault, Kevin - for interrupting
the high school experience with a book.
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Hey, you didn't know.
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Kevin, what're you gonna do
when you're out in the world
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competing with young men
who have applied themselves?
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Like Ralph Zaldin.
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You know, the boy whose underpants you
turned into a hat yesterday after school?
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Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Ms.
Zbornak, but Ralph Zaldin's a geek.
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Oh, a student pays attention,
works hard, gets good grades.
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Does that make him a geek?
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No, that makes him a dork.
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A geek is more like, you know,
somebody with no friends,
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stays home every Saturday night,
nose always buried in a book.
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One word out of you and I cut
off your supply of Metamucil.
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Look, Kevin, the reason
you're in this trouble
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is because you have not been
working up to your ability.
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I'll tell you what: if you can
spare me two evenings a week,
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I'll give you an incomplete in
English and tutor you privately
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until you can pass
the whole course.
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That way you'll be
eligible to play tomorrow.
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Fine. Fine. Well, as soon
as football season's over.
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Young man, she is doing you a favor.
She's taking time from her busy schedule...
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They don't know
you have no life.
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Kevin, no dice. You take it
or leave it. These are my terms.
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Look, Coach, you told me if I was
nice to her, she'd roll over.
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I'm outta here.
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If you wanna win tomorrow,
it's up to you. Kevin!
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Life gets tougher outside of the Driver's Ed.
car, doesn't it, Coach?
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Zbornak, I'll do whatever I have to do to
make sure that Kevin plays in that game.
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If you don't want to make it
easy on us, fine.
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But you're not gonna stop us.
I guarantee you, that boy will be playing.
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Well, at least I stood up
for my principles.
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This is the proudest I've been
of you in my whole life.
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Thanks, Ma.
Can you believe it?
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My whole life and this is
the proudest I've ever been.
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I'm depressed.
I need a cookie.
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Hello, Rose.
Hello.
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Well, let's get to work.
Hop in the chair.
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Look, Dr. Norgan... Hey, what's this "Dr.
Norgan"? What happened to "Lou"?
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All right. Lou... There's something
I have to talk to you about.
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Great. We'll talk while I work.
Come on, sit.
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I, uh...
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Here we go.
I'll do that.
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Now, Rose, what is it that you
wanted to talk to me about?
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Well, I...
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(muffled indistinct)
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00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,686
Now, Rose, don't be ridiculous.
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You can feel free to
discuss any subject with me.
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(muffled)
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Certainly I remember
our last appointment.
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Bill's already in the mail.
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(muffled)
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No, there was nothing out of the
ordinary about the procedure.
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I put in a temp, and now
you are ready for a crown.
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I'm not talking
about the procedure.
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I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
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You touched me.
You fondled me. Didn't you?
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Rose, this happens
to dentists all the time.
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A side effect of the anesthesia
can be hallucinations, fantasy.
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It's like a dream.
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I probably brushed up against
you and in your woozy state...
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I am so sorry.
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It's all right, Rose.
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00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,303
Well, listen, what do you say
we take a look at that crown.
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Oh, you must hate me.
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Rose, I don't hate you.
You're a friend.
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A nice person. I look forward
to our times together.
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(mumbles)
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You truly are a considerate,
compassionate, understanding woman.
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Lovely woman. Delicate.
Innocent. Enchanting.
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Wowee-wow-wow-wow.
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Oh!
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Stand back. I'm not
afraid to use this.
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Rose, what are you doing?
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Oh, darn you! I believed you.
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I even apologized to you.
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Rose, I forgot myself.
It will never happen again.
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You're damn right it won't happen again.
Not to me or to anybody else.
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I'm reporting you to
the State Dental Board.
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Rose!
One more thing before I go.
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What?
Dance.
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Come in.
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00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:48,572
Oh, no. You're not a
substitute nurse too, are you?
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I'm sorry about your knee.
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00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:56,413
You know, you wouldn't have been
blindsided if you'd stayed in the pocket.
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00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:59,783
You know football?
I know everything.
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00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:05,255
Ah, I see some people have
already signed your cast.
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00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:08,792
Uh, yeah. Some of the guys from the team.
Uh, are you signing it?
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00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,328
Correcting it.
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There is no K in victory.
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00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,438
Oh, yeah, and we'll just
change this to:
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"Ms. Zbornak
eats shiitake mushrooms."
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Listen, if you're feeling guilty about
not influencing my life, don't.
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People have been trying to get
me to be serious for years.
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We made a deal.
You promised me that I could tutor you
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once football season was over,
and it looks like it is.
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00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,297
Yeah, but this isn't
exactly fair. I can't move.
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00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:52,435
I know. I know. It'll be like
teaching fish in a barrel.
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00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:54,905
Shall I begin?
Do I have a choice?
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00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,640
Well, you could push
the call button,
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but I'll be done with the book
by the time the nurse gets here.
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00:23:02,947 --> 00:23:09,152
So, "It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times."
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00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,388
Good stuff, huh?
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"It was the age of wisdom,
it was the age of foolishness.
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"It was the epoch of belief,
it was the epoch of incredulity.
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It was the season of Light..."