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<i>♪ Thank you for being a friend</i>

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<i>♪ Traveled down the road</i>
<i>and back again</i>

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<i>♪ Your heart is true</i>

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<i>♪ You're a pal and a confidante</i>

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<i>♪ And if you threw a party</i>

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<i>♪ Invited everyone you knew</i>

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<i>♪ You would see</i> <i>the biggest
gift</i> <i>would be from me</i>

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<i>♪ And the card attached</i>
<i>would say</i>

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<i>♪ "Thank you</i>
<i>for being a friend" ♪</i>

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Blanche, look at
all these flowers!

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Oh, my God. Who died?
Did one of us die?

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They're mine, Sophia.
They're from a secret admirer.

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Ma, look.
I got flowers.

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Two bouquets of lousy,
stinking flowers.

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They're from my
secret admirer, Dorothy.

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Do you like 'em?
Every single one of 'em?

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Oh, it just figures.

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Oh, Dorothy,
you mustn't feel so bad.

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Why, this is a big
day for you, too.

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A girl always remembers
the first time she gets flowers.

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Rose, I am a woman in my 50s.

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I mean, common sense says that
I have gotten flowers before.

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So, Dorothy, tell me. Are those flowers from men?
Are they? Huh? Are they?

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It doesn't matter. It's not important
that men find your daughter attractive

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and send her gifts as a
token of their affection.

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What is important
is that you know it.

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Write it down, all of you.

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Dorothy, these are
from celebrities!

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Oh, Rose, that's private.

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Lyle Waggoner and Sonny Bono!

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Dorothy. My poor,
sweet, dead-end Dorothy.

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You're sending flowers
to yourself again, aren't you?

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Why is it so hard to believe that
I am being chased by two men?

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Shut up, Blanche.

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Last week, I didn't have anything
to do one night - shut up, Ma.

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So I went to the dinner theater

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and I saw Lyle and Sonny
in a production of <i>Equus.</i>

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Uh. Our six eyes met,

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Sonny fell into
the orchestra pit,

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Lyle forgot his lines

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and went into
<i>Under the Yum Yum Tree.</i>

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Except for the reviews,
it was a magical night.

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Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner!

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Dorothy, this is an
embarrassment of riches!

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I wanted to tell
you sooner, but, well,

46
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I was afraid that you
might not believe me.

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And why should we,
Miss Junior Prom 1946?

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Ma, you promised.

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"Dating the quarterback,"
she says.

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Buys her own corsage,
spends the evening

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hiding in the basement,
slow-dancing with a rake.

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Would've gotten
away with it, too,

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but while giving herself
hickeys with a vacuum cleaner,

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she stepped into a puddle.

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To most mothers, that would
be a cry for affection.

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To you, it's just ammo.

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Let's just change
the subject, OK?

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If we're done with our journey
to the land of make-believe,

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my secret admirer wants me
to meet him for lunch.

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Oh, Blanche, I can't believe
you're gonna do it.

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I mean, sure,
the flowers are nice,

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but are you sure you know what
you're getting yourself into?

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Oh, come on, Dorothy, how much trouble
can I get into in a public place?

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How soon we forget
the Greyhound terminal incident.

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Here's a good idea, Blanche.
If you really want to be safe,

66
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why don't you let us
come with you?

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OK, you can all come.
But you have to promise me

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you won't do anything
to embarrass me.

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I promise.
Oh, I promise.

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I'll try, but if they serve me
cauliflower, it's in God's hands.

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Oh, girls, there are
just shivers up my spine.

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His eyes could be
on me right now.

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The tension's unbearable.
Can you feel it?

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Yes, I can. It's unbelievable.
Where's the damn waiter?

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Dorothy?
Lyle!

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I hope I'm not intruding.

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Not at all.
What're you doing here?

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Well, it's just that we did so
many restaurant sketches on

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<i>(loudly)</i>
<i>The Carol Burnett Show.</i>

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I was waxing sentimental.

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Oh, by the way, I'd like you
to meet my mother Sophia,

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Blanche, and this is Rose.

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Yes, it's me.
Lyle Waggoner.

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No autographs.

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No problem.
Ma!

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If this is true, I'm rooting for
Sonny - you know, the paisan.

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Besides, there's something about
this guy that just honks me off.

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So, Dorothy, can I see
you later tonight?

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Oh, I'm sorry,
Lyle. I'm busy.

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Busy? It's Sonny, isn't it?

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No. I'm just confused.
I need time to think.

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You take all the time you need.
But before I go,

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I want you to know something:

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♪ I'm so glad
we had this time together

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♪ Just to have a laugh
or sing a song...

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Yes, it's me. Hey!

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♪ Seems we just get started,
and before you know it...

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Oh, go ahead,
finish your meals.

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♪ Comes the time
we have to say, "So long" ♪

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I hate it when he does that.

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Mrs. Devereaux?
There's someone in the bar for you.

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Oh, God. Oh, girls,
this is it.

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Can you see him, Rose?

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Yes, I think I can.
He's coming this way.

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Oh!
He's very handsome.

106
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OK, here I go.
Hello...

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Oh, my God! No!

108
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All right, so he's not a ten.

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Blanche, honey, please.

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Oh, my God.
What in hell?

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Why do you look like that?
I don't believe this!

112
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What? Blanche, Blanche,
who is this?

113
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If I didn't know better,

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I would say my
dead husband, George.

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Well, George.
We've heard so much about you.

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Blanche, George followed
you all the way home.

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You have to talk to him.

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He's alive, all right.
I poked him with a stick.

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Blanche, Blanche,
I know this is crazy.

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But I talked to him
and I really think it is George.

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And I think you should talk to him, too.
I'm scared.

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If you need us,
we'll be on the lanai.

123
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And miss this?
Like hell we will.

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Shady Pines, Ma.

125
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You're bluffing.

126
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The west wing.
Right behind you.

127
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Shady Pines, Rose.

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This really
shouldn't work on me.

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George, is that really you?
It's me, Blanche.

130
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But you're dead.
At least you're supposed to be.

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I buried you nine years ago.
What in hell is going on?

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Well, I guess the best thing to do is
just give it to you plain and simple.

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Blanche, I staged my death.

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<i>(Sophia)</i> He stained his desk?!

135
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But, George, I arranged your funeral.
The eulogy, the flowers.

136
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I even watched 'em put you
in the family mausoleum.

137
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Well, what can I say,
Blanche? Thanks.

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What a day. I don't know if I can
take much more. <i>(knocking)</i>

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Hi-ho, everybody. It's me, Sonny.
<i>(Blanche)</i> Oh, God!

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Is Dorothy around?
She's out on the lanai.

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I suppose you're wondering
why a man like Sonny Bono...

142
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the lanai.

143
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Blanche, that <i>is</i> Sonny Bono.
He's a major television star.

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Boy, you have been
gone a long time.

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I know you're shocked and that this
has caused you incredible pain.

146
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Yeah, you might say that.

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I didn't do it to be cruel.

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It may seem cowardly, but I
didn't know how to tell you

149
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that I just couldn't be
married to you anymore.

150
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How could you say that?!

151
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It's Lyle, isn't it?

152
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I'm just confused.
I need time to think.

153
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What's there to think about?

154
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Sonny has the eyes of a poet,
the soul of a poet.

155
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Hey, you're through with
those furry vests, aren't you?

156
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Oh, yes, ma'am.

157
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Take her.

158
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Blanche!
Are you OK?

159
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No, I'm not OK! I feel
like I'm goin' insane.

160
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My life's been
turned upside down.

161
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Just so we're in sync, it's this
husband-back- from-the-grave thing, right?

162
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Yes, you twit!

163
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My husband who abandoned me nine years
ago, and shows up now just to tell me

164
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he couldn't stand
being married to me.

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Blanche.
<i>(Sonny)</i> Excuse me.

166
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I've had some experience
in marital discord myself.

167
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Sonny Bono, get off my lanai.

168
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Dorothy, before I go, can I make
just one more plea for your heart?

169
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Oh, all right,
Sonny. Go ahead.

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That was it.

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Goodbye, Sonny.

172
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Blanche, you didn't
hear me out.

173
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I've heard all I have to hear.

174
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I know this is rough for you,
but it's been rough for me, too.

175
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Now you're gonna listen!

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Nine years ago,
I found out that my partner

177
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was embezzling
from the family company.

178
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He was a clever man.
All the signs pointed to me.

179
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My business was collapsing.
I was facing disgrace, Blanche.

180
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I could've stayed
and faced the music,

181
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but it's just this
damn Southern pride.

182
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It's the same Southern pride

183
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that kept me from
being a dancer.

184
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George, please, I've had
enough surprises for one day.

185
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Blanche, faking my
death was a mistake.

186
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For the last nine years,

187
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every day without you has seemed
longer than the one before.

188
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Now you just say the word and
I'll go back where I came from,

189
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but I guess what I'm
really trying to say is...

190
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Blanche, will you
be my wife again?

191
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:47,905
No, Sonny, I haven't made a decision yet.
Besides, Blanche needs me now.

192
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Look, I have to go.
No, Sonny. No.

193
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All right, if I do it,
will you hang up?

194
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♪ I got you, babe

195
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♪ I got you, babe

196
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♪ Babe

197
00:12:20,672 --> 00:12:23,741
Blanche, can I get you something?
No, thanks.

198
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:28,546
Oh, damn. I just can't believe how much
my life has changed these past six hours.

199
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:32,049
George is back.
He wants to get together.

200
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I don't know what to do.

201
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Oh, pick Lyle!
Pick Lyle!

202
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,859
Oh, that's Dorothy's problem,
isn't it?

203
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I just feel so horrible.

204
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Why do men do this?
Why do they deceive us?

205
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Picture it -
Germany, 1922.

206
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:56,374
Germany? Were you
on vacation, Sophia?

207
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Spy.

208
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Eh, it was a summer job.

209
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:05,650
Anyway, while in Heidelberg,
XQ-37 - that's me -

210
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meets a man of science.

211
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,353
He gives me
classified documents,

212
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:12,523
I give him, well,
a peek at the hinterland.

213
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It's an epic love till it falls
to shambles in utter deception.

214
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He wasn't a man of science?

215
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,367
He wasn't a man.

216
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You're making this up, XQ!

217
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I can't believe
that you were ever a spy.

218
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,377
I can't believe I told you.

219
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:36,313
Well, I guess I'm gonna
have to kill you.

220
00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:42,953
Someone was actually able
to deceive me once.

221
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Do tell, Rose.

222
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,932
St. Olaf's most famous OB/MAG.

223
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:58,468
What's that?
Obstetrician/magician.

224
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The Amazing Shapiro.

225
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He delivered Bridget.

226
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,778
But it was so confusing.

227
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,547
"It's a girl!
Now it's a dove!

228
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:15,052
Now it's a glass of milk!"

229
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:19,423
I don't know how he got her
in that deck of cards,

230
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:22,325
but there she was,
right after the King of Hearts.

231
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"Is this your baby?"

232
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,700
You know,
ever since the funeral

233
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,037
I've had this dream
where it's all a mistake...

234
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and George is really alive.
And I just feel so happy.

235
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:42,713
We see each other, we run to
embrace, but just before we hug -

236
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,716
always just before we hug -
I wake up.

237
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:51,755
And I lie there for a split second
thinking George is asleep beside me.

238
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:55,725
Until it dawns on me one more
time that he's really gone,

239
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:58,695
and I grieve again.

240
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:02,767
I grieved for that man nine
years! How can I forgive that?

241
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,503
Blanche, honey, you need
to get ahold of yourself.

242
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,539
What I need is for things to be
like they were this morning,

243
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,908
before any of this
ever happened.

244
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,377
You know, as far as I'm concerned,
George Devereaux is better off dead.

245
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:22,219
<i>(doorbell rings)</i>

246
00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:29,593
Sonny! Sweetheart!
My little cannoli!

247
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:33,530
Sophia! Honey!
My Mama Celeste!

248
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,032
Of course you remember me,
Lyle Waggoner.

249
00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,803
Nah, I don't think I do.

250
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,505
Sophia, you must remember Lyle.

251
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:44,675
Sonny, Lyle.
What're you doing here?

252
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,144
Dorothy, we need
a decision now.

253
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:51,282
So, who's it gonna be?
Me or pizza man?

254
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,852
Oh, insults from
Lyle Waggoner, huh?

255
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,156
How many gold records
do you have?

256
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,792
None.
I was never married.

257
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,898
Put 'em up!

258
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,200
Oh, now, this is ridiculous.

259
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,403
I do not want two grown men
fighting over me.

260
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,672
Pussycat, how many chances
are you gonna get?

261
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,540
Proceed.

262
00:16:18,609 --> 00:16:20,978
Lyle Waggoner?
You're under arrest.

263
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,747
Arrest?
What's the charge?

264
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,848
I don't have time
to list all of them,

265
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,684
but he's a prime suspect
in a major crime spree.

266
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:30,487
Where? Palm Springs, California.

267
00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:42,867
It's good to be mayor.

268
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:46,871
Let's go. No, wait.
Dorothy, have you made a decision?

269
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,472
Yes, I have made a decision.

270
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,641
Sonny, I think that Lyle

271
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:54,010
is the sweetest,
kindest man I have ever met.

272
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:57,914
What you have done here
is a totally underhanded,

273
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:01,252
inexcusable abuse of power.

274
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,121
Oh, Sonny, the power.

275
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,322
But, Dorothy!

276
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:11,494
Gumba!
Ma!

277
00:17:11,496 --> 00:17:14,198
All right, now, you kids go out, have fun.
I won't wait up.

278
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,566
Do anything you want to her.

279
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,568
Will do.

280
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,307
Well, Mel Bushman is picking
me up in 15 minutes.

281
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,142
Blanche, George called again.

282
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:29,179
I told you, when he calls, take
the message and throw it out.

283
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:32,850
I'm back to my old self.
Blanche Devereaux has returned!

284
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,619
Oh, boy, strike up the gland!

285
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,326
How rude. You think
she'd feel sorry for me.

286
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,461
To tell you the truth, I don't
feel sorry for you, either.

287
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,630
I mean, why should I?

288
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:51,469
My Charlie is dead and nobody's
giving me a second chance.

289
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:56,940
Listen, Blanche. I know what it's like
to have a husband suddenly taken.

290
00:17:56,942 --> 00:18:00,410
I never had a chance to say all those
things I would've wanted to say.

291
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,214
Well, you must
know how that feels.

292
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:06,083
Yes. But after
what he did to me...

293
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,687
Blanche, this isn't
about getting even.

294
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,556
For nine years
you've been missing George.

295
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:15,993
Well, he's here
and I'm jealous of you.

296
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:19,463
Tell him you love him, tell him
you hate him, I don't care.

297
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,299
But just see him
before he leaves.

298
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,601
Do it for yourself.

299
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,737
Do it for all of us
who wish we had the chance.

300
00:18:33,644 --> 00:18:35,645
<i>(knocking)</i>

301
00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:39,416
Hi.
Hi.

302
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,385
Dorothy said you wanted
to talk to me back here.

303
00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:46,724
Well, Sonny and Rose and Dorothy are
making so much noise in the living room.

304
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:50,160
So, did you make a decision?
Before I can even think about that,

305
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,362
there's something
I gotta do for me.

306
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:56,800
I know this is gonna sound crazy, but
I need to ask for your forgiveness.

307
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,637
What? I'm the one who should be
down on my knees after what I did.

308
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:04,675
George, the day you
died - or didn't die -

309
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:08,345
I was home alone
when the phone rang.

310
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:11,482
I ran to answer it and I
tripped over your damn shoes,

311
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,653
and I said,
"Oh, George, I hate you."

312
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:20,958
It was the police telling me
you'd been in an accident.

313
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,027
Never thought
I'd have the chance,

314
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:26,897
but I'm so sorry my last thoughts
of you were "I hate you."

315
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:30,768
Well, honey, you always were fiery.
I love that about you.

316
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,170
There's more.

317
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:39,643
Since the funeral,
I've been with other men.

318
00:19:41,245 --> 00:19:43,380
Many, many men.

319
00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:48,219
I always felt like
I was cheating on ya.

320
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,654
Oh, Blanche,
every day I was gone,

321
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:54,124
I always wished you'd find
somebody who could make you happy.

322
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,260
How-how many men?

323
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,765
Two.

324
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:06,604
Oh, honey, you don't have to ask my
forgiveness for anything. I love you.

325
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,739
Good God, you're as pretty
now as the day we met.

326
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:11,842
Remember that first day we met?

327
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,011
The University Club Cotillion.

328
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:18,848
Our eyes met and I knew you
were the only man for me.

329
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:20,317
So when it was ladies' choice,

330
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:24,754
I sent my fiancé off
for some punch,

331
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:27,857
and I strutted up to you
and I said,

332
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,261
"May I have this dance?"

333
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:33,997
And I said, "The pleasure
would be all mine."

334
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:37,000
And I said,
"I know it."

335
00:20:40,438 --> 00:20:43,707
Oh, those damn eyes.

336
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:47,978
I still haven't seen in anyone
else's what I see in yours.

337
00:20:51,582 --> 00:20:53,183
Oh!

338
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,091
Oh.

339
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,594
<i>(chuckles)</i>

340
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,733
<i>(knocking)</i>

341
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:15,272
Blanche? You OK?
Oh, yeah. Fine.

342
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,141
I was just checking.

343
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,509
Would you sit with me
for a minute?

344
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:20,944
Well, sure, Blanche.

345
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:24,948
Boy, you were doing a lot
of talking in your sleep.

346
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,750
Oh.

347
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:30,788
You had that dream again,
didn't you?

348
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,457
I told you, I heard
voices in here, and...

349
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,627
Oh, God, it's Dorothy!

350
00:21:40,665 --> 00:21:44,868
I tell you, she takes
one tennis lesson...

351
00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:49,740
Ma, Blanche had her <i>dream.</i>

352
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,409
Are you all right?
I think so.

353
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:56,580
Usually I feel empty when I
realize George isn't here,

354
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:59,083
but this time, it's different.

355
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:02,552
How? I don't know, the
dream was diff...

356
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:06,856
Oh, wait.
I got to hug him.

357
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:10,794
You know how always wake up before I
get to hug George. This time I didn't.

358
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:15,632
Oh, Blanche, that's wonderful.
It was wonderful, Rose.

359
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:20,370
When he died, I thought, "Oh, the worst
part is I'll never get to hold him again."

360
00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:26,376
Tonight I did.
I could actually feel him. Still can.

361
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,379
And you're gonna be all right?

362
00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:31,815
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
Good night.

363
00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:34,151
Get yourself
a good night's sleep.

364
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:37,087
Good night.

365
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:42,626
Oh, Blanche, just out of curiosity,
were "they" in the dream?

366
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:47,564
As crazy about you as ever.

367
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,967
I'm sorry I'm laughing,

368
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:54,405
but the idea of me with one of
those two is just so silly.

369
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:57,307
You picked Sonny this time. Yes!

370
00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:02,812
Well, good night.
Good night, Dorothy.

371
00:23:09,487 --> 00:23:11,621
Good night, George.

