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♪ The Simpsons 26x20 ♪
Let's Go Fly a Coot
Original Air Date on May 3, 2015
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(crow caws)
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D'oh!
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(tires screeching)
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(grunting)
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(squeaking)
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(belches)
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
WEB-DL sync by jasonnguyen2606
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(electrical crackling)
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Lewis, my man.
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Present table's over there.
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(barking)
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Make sure you hit
the Squishee station.
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They mixed up
a custom flavor just for me!
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(kids chattering playfully,
laughing)
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These kids' birthday parties
have gotten out of control.
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How can a normal
family compete?
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They rented chairs.
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The kind with puffy seats!
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And check out this gift bag.
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Full-size candy bars, hummingbird
in a plastic bag, a CD
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of The Gay Men's Chorus of Springfield
singing "Happy Birthday, Milhouse."
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Dad, I want self-driving
mini-cars at my next birthday!
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To the petting zoo!
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That would cost
a fortune!
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Who do you think I am,
a professional bowler?
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It's worth it to see my son as spoiled and
ungrateful as the richest brat in town.
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Dad, you were supposed to cut this cheese
in the shape of Pokémon characters.
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You said you wanted
Disney's Muppets!
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That was the meeting
before the last meeting!
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(grunts)
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(sighs)
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This birthday party
arms race is unsustainable.
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Unless... the sanest man in town
declared war on these parties
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in a last best attempt
to bring things back to normal.
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I will secretly destroy these
children's birthdays, or die trying.
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Two of... several animals!
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Looks like it's time
to build me an ark.
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Rice cakes?!
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I pronounce
this party dead.
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Nurse, note the time.
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(chuckles)
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(tires squeak)
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(humming, singing)
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Time to make 50 bucks.
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♪ Yah-dah, dah-dat... ♪
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Ooh!
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(children shrieking, gasping)
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Look at that.
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Let's see
what else is in the noose.
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(laughing like Krusty)
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I was the last kid on Earth
who liked clowns.
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(humming)
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Homer Simpson, do you know anything
about these epic birthday fails?
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(high-pitched voice);
Just what I read in the papers.
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You did suck the helium
out of all these balloons!
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(high-pitched voice): All right, Marge,
maybe I did cut the strings
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on a few party hats,
but when I was a kid,
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a birthday party was nothing
more than a supermarket cake
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and sticking pins
in a donkey's butt.
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(clears throat)
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(normal voice): And we looked
forward to it for one whole year.
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And the gift bag was...
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You didn't need a frickin' gift bag,
because you just went to a frickin' party!
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You have a point.
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But when the bounce house renters
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and the pony ride operators
find out what you've done...
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Mm....
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(scoffs) I'm not afraid
of Big Birthday.
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(shrieks)
Big Birthday!
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You have meddled with the
primal forces of nurture,
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Mr. Simpson, and
I won't have it!
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Do you think you just stopped a
few lavish parties? Oh, no, sir.
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There is simply one
endless birthday celebration
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where everyone gets a gift bag
and no parent gets off easy.
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Do you think this country
makes cars anymore?
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Do you think we smelt steel?
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No. The only thing we do is throw elaborate
children's cotillions
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with enormous inedible cakes out
from whence Yale graduates pop!
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ALL (groaning):
Eh.
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Mr. Simpson, the very fabric
of our existence is birthdays!
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The quarks and bosons
of your soul?
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Birthdays!
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You have tried to
unwind the world,
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and you... will... atone!
Sorry.
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You will be sorry.
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We are officially
blacklisting you, my friend.
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Your children will never have a balloon
animal maker or customized cake again!
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(both gasping)
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No!
No!
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(crying):
No-oh-oh-oh!
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I don't want to live.
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Not their birthdays!
Take Easter!
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Easter's nothing.
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Geez, kids, I guess
you've had your last birthday.
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You're gonna stay your current
ages for the rest of your lives.
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Please.
I'll do anything.
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All right.
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The next birthday that comes up
in this town is, uh,
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Rod Flanders, and you have
to throw him a party.
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(groans):
Oh.
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Um, how bad do you kids
want birthdays?
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Dad! How bad do you want
to sleep in Saturdays?
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(banging loudly)
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Hey, hey, hey, I was just kidding around.
You know that. I was just...
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You have a deal.
Let me make this clear.
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This event has
to be magical.
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You mean, hire a magician?
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No, no, no. Magical.
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Magical events change
people's lives forever.
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(plane sputtering)
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Welcome to Rod Flanders'
birthday party.
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I'm your host Homer Simpson,
and I can't take it anymore!
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Stupid golden age of flight!
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Mmm. I love you,
mean neighbor!
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MAN (over P.A.):
Attention partygoers!
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Prepare for the arrival
of our guest of honor... Lulu!
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This majestic B-17 has been lovingly
restored by the same World War Two veterans
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who see her every night in
their horrible flashbacks.
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Thanks for coming out and...
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Abe Simpson?!
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That's Mach Ridley,
my old Air Force buddy!
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You said
you were in the Army.
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You said you
were in the Navy.
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That's the kind of mix-up that used
to happen when I was in the Marines.
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So, what brings you boys
to Springfield?
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Uh, we just want to make sure
kids have a chance
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to meet one of the lovely ladies
that brought freedom to the world.
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Why are planes
and boats always women?
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Because they require a lot of upkeep
and a firm hand at the controls.
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I knew there'd be a sexist
joke behind it. I knew it!
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Abe, can you join us
for a drink?
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I'm sorry, guys. My dad can't
handle that much excitement.
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Please, son. I want
to gab about the days
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when nurses kissed ya
instead of beating ya.
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Now, Dad, memory lane's
not what it used to be.
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If you hang out
with your old buddies,
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it'll remind you of
when you were a proud stallion
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instead of a broken-down nag.
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(neighs sadly)
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(sputters)
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That's the lack of spirit.
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(whimpering)
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Look at how
he treats his own father.
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Like we used to treat P.O.W.s when
the Red Cross wasn't looking.
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(laughter)
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Boys, I think we have
one last mission.
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(mechanical whirring)
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Make a wish, Roddy.
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I'll never grow up
and marry Daddy!
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(laughter)
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(Dutch accent):
Very amusing.
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Whoa!
I've seen all I need to see.
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But just in case, the face.
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MILHOUSE:
Oh!
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May I chuckle in Dutch?
(chuckles)
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Bart, meet my cousin
from the Netherlands, Annika.
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Isn't she gorgeous?
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(laughs)
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Whoa! You smoke?
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It's an e-cigarette.
Care to vape?
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Don't you want to be one
of the cool kinderen?
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(inhaling)
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(coughing)
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(coughing, gasping)
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(snorts)
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Refreshing.
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(knocking)
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Hey, look at you guys, still not dead.
Good for you.
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Mister, we're gonna pound your thick
skull till you treat your father
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with the kindness
every human being deserves.
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(scoffs)
Do your worst, you old goats.
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This won't be a tropical
vacation like Iwo Jima.
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It's you and me,
Blubber McGee.
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Ha!
(muttering)
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(muttering)
Oh.
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(grunting)
(laughs)
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(panting)
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(grunts)
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You done girly punching?
Yes.
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(laughs) Once again,
I win at Sjoelbak.
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Everybody's got one gift.
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Mine is portable indoor
Dutch shuffleboard.
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(humming)
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Bart, I'm out of cartridges.
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Be my little almond cookie and
run down to the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Hup, hup.
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You can kiss me.
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(squeaking)
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Oh, that felt so good.
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Now you know
what nuzzling me would be like.
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Now not so good.
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(whistling)
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Five packs of e-cigs, Apu.
E-cigs?
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Although legal
for children in this state,
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you are asking
for a nicotine delivery device
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that could quite possibly leave you
breathing through a hole in your neck.
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Eat your spinach, Bart.
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ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Ay carumba!
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Cool! I was just doing this
for a girl,
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but give me two more packs
for myself.
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Oh, you have the right, but
remember, this is not kid stuff.
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Now, would you like bubblegum flavor,
strawberry shortcake or watermelon dream?
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Homer, you're late!
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In the Air Force, when
we showed up late, people died.
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When we showed up on time, other
people died. The right people.
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Homer J. Simpson, if I wasn't wearing
my smiling teeth, I'd look very angry.
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Hangar those choppers, airman.
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Now, the best way to get
to know each other is
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to share a rugged outdoor
activity. Suggestions?
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BOTH: Movie.
Well, we could walk to the theater.
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BOTH: Drive.
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Well, at least we can
walk to a seat at the top.
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Handicap seat.
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Companion chair.
(groans)
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HOMER:
Ooh, previews!
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♪ ♪
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TRAILER ANNOUNCER:
In a dystopian future...
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Finally! A movie
about a dystopian future,
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unlike The Hunger Games,
Edge of Tomorrow, Oblivion,
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Elysium, Snow Piercer, The
Hunger Games: Catching Fire,
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X-Men: Days of Future Past,
Enders Game...
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The Road, World War Z,
Children of Men,
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After Earth, I Am Legend,
Mad Max: Fury Road, The Maze Runner,
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District Nine, The Purge,
Looper, Cloud Atlas,
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Divergent, Insurgent,
The Island,
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Mr. Burns: A Post-Electric
Play, and Chappie.
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(both shudder)
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Sir, the movie's been
over for 20 minutes.
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You'll have to clear out of the theater
and come back for the next show. D'oh!
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So, you are the best
America could send
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to stop Sheik Abu Nadal Abdul
Nabal Nabu Dubal Nabadul Kashik?
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I'd like to request a
hip replacement: yours.
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I was a fool to fight America.
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(screams)
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Homer, take me
to the bathroom.
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What? Are you crazy?
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If you love your father, you'll
make sure he doesn't get
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disoriented trying to work
the knob-less faucet.
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I'm too cold to
trigger the infrared.
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(groans)
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(explosions, gunshots
over speakers)
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(whistling tune)
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00:12:09,202 --> 00:12:11,714
You were in there
for 25 minutes!
246
00:12:11,739 --> 00:12:13,787
I thought the mirror
was another movie.
247
00:12:13,812 --> 00:12:16,010
You made me miss
the denouement!
248
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,970
Homer, I think it's time
I showed you something.
249
00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:22,776
I get it.
250
00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:27,399
You brought me here to show me how much
Grampa went through for people like me.
251
00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:32,688
No, we brought you here 'cause we're
gonna set you straight once and for all.
252
00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:37,023
I think I just went W.W. Two.
253
00:12:37,065 --> 00:12:39,858
All right, all right.
I love my father.
254
00:12:39,883 --> 00:12:42,513
And if that makes me
less of a man, so be it.
255
00:12:42,538 --> 00:12:44,975
(awkward noises)
256
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,397
(affectionate noises)
257
00:12:46,422 --> 00:12:47,989
Dad, I apologize.
258
00:12:48,014 --> 00:12:50,581
I only say this at gunpoint,
but it's true:
259
00:12:50,606 --> 00:12:51,459
I love you.
260
00:12:51,484 --> 00:12:52,857
Oh.
261
00:12:52,882 --> 00:12:55,448
But it's been a long night...
262
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,208
I did not say
"at ease."
263
00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:58,663
(whimpers)
264
00:12:58,688 --> 00:13:01,423
Fear... that's how we,
the greatest generation,
265
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,188
raised you,
the worst generation.
266
00:13:06,794 --> 00:13:07,928
My turn!
267
00:13:07,962 --> 00:13:09,792
(laughing)
268
00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:11,528
God, I love
spijkerpoepen.
269
00:13:11,562 --> 00:13:15,343
Annika, you've introduced me to a
whole new world of butt games.
270
00:13:15,368 --> 00:13:18,870
And you've introduced me
to a world of un-milled wind,
271
00:13:18,895 --> 00:13:22,682
a game called "baseball" that
is neither fun nor fittening,
272
00:13:22,707 --> 00:13:24,722
and private-use bicycles.
273
00:13:24,747 --> 00:13:29,177
Still, you are small and cute
like Lichtenstein.
274
00:13:29,202 --> 00:13:30,639
Now vape up.
275
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,384
MARGE (gasping):
Bart Simpson!
276
00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:35,943
(coughing)
277
00:13:35,968 --> 00:13:38,701
It's still legal in this state!
The bill's stuck in committee.
278
00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:41,925
God, you just can't
protect your kids enough.
279
00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:43,528
(worried groan)
280
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:53,687
Mmm. Sharing a beer. Just like we
did after your first merit badge.
281
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,422
Ah, yes, basketry.
282
00:13:56,457 --> 00:13:58,023
Aw...
Aw...
283
00:13:58,057 --> 00:14:00,791
I still have
what I made.
284
00:14:00,832 --> 00:14:01,798
D'oh!
285
00:14:01,832 --> 00:14:02,958
Bart's smoking!
286
00:14:02,983 --> 00:14:03,749
(gasps)
287
00:14:03,774 --> 00:14:05,012
E-cigarettes!
288
00:14:05,037 --> 00:14:06,539
Oh, those are totally legal.
289
00:14:06,564 --> 00:14:08,906
Tell me, does he like
bubblegum or strawberry?
290
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:12,612
He doesn't even want to.
He's doing it to impress a girl.
291
00:14:12,637 --> 00:14:14,771
They're sending Annika
back to Holland!
292
00:14:14,805 --> 00:14:17,441
She was just about to teach me
to Dutch kiss.
293
00:14:17,475 --> 00:14:18,776
Stuck on a girl, eh?
294
00:14:18,801 --> 00:14:21,785
I know a story
that'll fix you right up.
295
00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:24,048
It was the 1950s...
296
00:14:24,082 --> 00:14:28,834
suitcases were hard, mid-century
architecture had indoor-outdoor flow
297
00:14:28,859 --> 00:14:31,531
and the world
was our garbage basket.
298
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,771
Nature will take it.
299
00:14:41,813 --> 00:14:43,242
(humming)
300
00:14:43,276 --> 00:14:45,009
GRAMPA:
Mach was a test pilot
301
00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:47,441
and I had a crucial job, too:
302
00:14:47,483 --> 00:14:49,776
keeping desert turtles
off the runway.
303
00:14:49,818 --> 00:14:51,215
Shoo! Shoo, now!
304
00:14:51,249 --> 00:14:52,510
Just pick them up!
305
00:14:52,552 --> 00:14:54,078
Uh... they feel weird.
306
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,879
GRAMPA: At night, we cooled off
at the local watering hole,
307
00:14:56,904 --> 00:14:58,774
where they gave you
a free steak dinner
308
00:14:58,799 --> 00:15:00,963
if'n you set a new speed record
and lived.
309
00:15:03,762 --> 00:15:06,799
If you died,
your widow got surf and turf.
310
00:15:06,824 --> 00:15:09,792
Meanwhile,
I was trying to make time
311
00:15:09,817 --> 00:15:13,757
with the only cocktail waitress
on a base full of heroes.
312
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:17,251
We called her "Sunny" 'cause
she was bright and yellow.
313
00:15:17,276 --> 00:15:19,579
And if you got too close,
you got burned?
314
00:15:19,604 --> 00:15:21,570
Who's telling this
story, you or me?!
315
00:15:21,595 --> 00:15:22,993
I hope it's you.
316
00:15:23,018 --> 00:15:27,943
Okay, well, I would imagine as you were
flirting with Sunny, Mach came up.
317
00:15:27,977 --> 00:15:30,563
Uh-huh, go on.
And asked her to dance?
318
00:15:30,588 --> 00:15:32,717
Ooh, I did not
see that coming!
319
00:15:32,742 --> 00:15:35,949
♪ ♪
320
00:15:35,974 --> 00:15:38,772
GRAMPA: Mach was scheduled to
test-fly a new fighter plane.
321
00:15:38,797 --> 00:15:41,434
And then I heard something
I shouldn't have.
322
00:15:41,459 --> 00:15:44,514
Colonel, with all due respect,
that new jet is a deathtrap.
323
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:49,464
It's the 1950s.
Everything's a deathtrap.
324
00:15:49,498 --> 00:15:52,800
Now have three martinis, a pack
of smokes, and get in that plane.
325
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:55,640
GRAMPA: I'm not quite sure
why I did what I did next.
326
00:15:55,674 --> 00:15:58,041
Did I want Sunny to see me
in a different light?
327
00:15:58,075 --> 00:16:00,975
Or had they tested
a little too much LSD on me
328
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,998
the night before
without me knowing it?
329
00:16:06,247 --> 00:16:09,887
Abraham Simpson, you damn fool!
When did you learn how to fly?
330
00:16:09,921 --> 00:16:13,181
When you're in the Air Force for
ten years, you learn a few things.
331
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,212
Ah! What the hell just happened?
332
00:16:18,864 --> 00:16:20,830
(laughing)
333
00:16:23,536 --> 00:16:27,070
GRAMPA: It was as if I could see
the face of God.
334
00:16:27,104 --> 00:16:29,503
(engine sputtering)
335
00:16:29,537 --> 00:16:31,038
Oh, boy.
336
00:16:32,944 --> 00:16:37,180
At 50,000 feet,
amazing things happen.
337
00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:38,844
The frigid air forms
338
00:16:38,878 --> 00:16:43,285
a beautiful rainbow of
ice crystals in your lungs.
339
00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:43,945
D'oh!
340
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,652
Luckily, my frozen hand
on the stick
341
00:16:46,677 --> 00:16:49,102
was exactly what
that plane needed.
342
00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:52,957
That day, I broke the sound
barrier and then some.
343
00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:59,100
Oh! My highball glasses.
344
00:16:59,134 --> 00:17:01,268
GRAMPA:
I headed back to tell the base
345
00:17:01,302 --> 00:17:04,205
there wasn't one damn thing
wrong with that plane.
346
00:17:06,407 --> 00:17:08,405
This is gonna take
some fancy flyin'.
347
00:17:08,447 --> 00:17:09,941
(grunting)
348
00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:19,557
I hitched a ride
back to the base
349
00:17:19,591 --> 00:17:22,293
with a young feller
who was hoping to be a writer.
350
00:17:24,631 --> 00:17:26,493
Thanks for the ride,
Jack Kerouac.
351
00:17:26,527 --> 00:17:30,426
Could you please mail this polished final
draft of my novel to my publisher?
352
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:33,263
And here's my rambling,
repetitive first draft.
353
00:17:33,297 --> 00:17:37,598
Promise me you'll destroy it, so no one
will ever read this total gibberish.
354
00:17:41,197 --> 00:17:44,467
GRAMPA: (laughs) Boy, was he mad
when he read that book.
355
00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:46,435
Started drinking like a fish.
356
00:17:46,469 --> 00:17:49,170
I was about to reel one in.
357
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,073
So, you want to marry
a glamorous flyboy?
358
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,731
Or the dummy
who tried to save him?
359
00:17:56,756 --> 00:17:59,090
I'm a sucker for
reckless nitwits.
360
00:17:59,115 --> 00:18:01,081
Aw, Mona.
361
00:18:01,115 --> 00:18:02,417
Shut up and kiss me.
362
00:18:02,451 --> 00:18:04,818
Seriously, I'm already
tired of your voice.
363
00:18:04,859 --> 00:18:07,795
Mona?
Sunny is Mona Simpson?
364
00:18:07,829 --> 00:18:08,893
Homer's mother?
365
00:18:08,918 --> 00:18:11,004
Gee, she wasn't too sunny
when I knew her.
366
00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:13,499
Although she really cheered up
after she left you forever.
367
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:14,962
That's the point!
368
00:18:15,004 --> 00:18:18,433
If you make a grand gesture,
you can get any girl you want,
369
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:20,633
even if she's
completely wrong for you.
370
00:18:20,675 --> 00:18:24,839
But it won't last if you're pretending
to be someone you're not.
371
00:18:24,873 --> 00:18:27,509
I see. I've got to
make a grand gesture.
372
00:18:27,543 --> 00:18:31,936
And her flight boards in 38 minutes.
And KLM is never late!
373
00:18:32,984 --> 00:18:34,221
(frustrated grunt)
374
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,348
He didn't get a single word.
375
00:18:36,373 --> 00:18:38,306
You got the point,
didn't you, son?
376
00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:40,945
Um, you used to work
with turtles?
377
00:18:40,979 --> 00:18:43,040
Yeah, that's
pretty much it.
378
00:18:43,074 --> 00:18:45,678
I used to work
with turtles.
379
00:18:45,712 --> 00:18:47,780
♪ ♪
380
00:19:06,262 --> 00:19:07,596
(buzzes)
381
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,853
Annika! Wait!
382
00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:17,926
Before you leave...
I couldn't live with myself
383
00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:20,244
if I didn't at least try
to tell you how I feel.
384
00:19:20,278 --> 00:19:22,716
A grand gesture.
How American.
385
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,716
I don't actually like you.
386
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,556
You're only pleasant
when you want something.
387
00:19:26,581 --> 00:19:29,164
You've been in this country three
weeks and you hated everything.
388
00:19:29,189 --> 00:19:32,647
That's not true. I liked that there
were new things here to complain about.
389
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,764
Well, I'm really
relieved you're leaving.
390
00:19:34,789 --> 00:19:37,722
And take these poison
pen lights with you!
391
00:19:37,764 --> 00:19:40,394
(shrieking, clamoring)
392
00:19:40,428 --> 00:19:42,666
Oh, thank God!
393
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,835
I'm so tired
of breathing clean air!
394
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,297
(speaks Dutch)
395
00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:50,453
Rejected by
a friend of Milhouse.
396
00:19:50,478 --> 00:19:53,380
I will change into
the striped leggings of shame.
397
00:19:53,414 --> 00:19:55,244
(speaking Dutch)
398
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,565
If it's the blue hair and
the schnozz you're digging,
399
00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:04,389
I've got plenty
more cousins.
400
00:20:04,423 --> 00:20:08,725
Thanks, Milhouse. I think I'm gonna
steer clear of Van Houtens for a while.
401
00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:12,399
More for me. Marrying a cousin
worked out great for my parents.
402
00:20:13,352 --> 00:20:15,572
Storm's a-comin'.
403
00:20:18,863 --> 00:20:21,823
Homer, it's time for us to go.
We've got an air show in Reno,
404
00:20:21,824 --> 00:20:25,958
where the silver-haired foxes are as
common as Frisbees on the Jersey shore.
405
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,829
Come on, Dad. In honor of
that record you broke,
406
00:20:28,863 --> 00:20:32,227
I'm gonna cook you the
thickest steak of your life.
407
00:20:32,261 --> 00:20:33,531
Thank you, son.
408
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,834
But the days when I can
eat a steak are long gone.
409
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,433
I wouldn't be so sure.
410
00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:39,468
(laughs)
411
00:20:47,369 --> 00:20:49,903
No. Still too tough.
412
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:58,896
Aw, that's the best
steak I ever breathed.
413
00:20:58,921 --> 00:21:00,687
I'm full.
414
00:21:00,721 --> 00:21:05,947
(Annika speaking Dutch)
415
00:21:05,972 --> 00:21:07,938
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416
00:21:46,991 --> 00:21:48,989
Shh!