1 00:00:22,878 --> 00:00:24,741 Jeff, you haven't even looked at the new course catalog. 2 00:00:24,741 --> 00:00:26,015 I'm like a kid in a candy store. 3 00:00:26,015 --> 00:00:28,600 Well, the candy has lost its appeal now that I work at the store. 4 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:31,530 You might say becoming a teacher here gave me diabetes. 5 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:33,010 I was just saying that. 6 00:00:33,010 --> 00:00:36,070 Are you always thirsty and fatigued and you have blurry vision and 7 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,070 your cuts heal slower? 8 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:39,280 Those are actual diabetes symptoms. 9 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:41,060 That's what the doctor said. 10 00:00:41,060 --> 00:00:42,670 So, is he treating it? 11 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:44,060 I asked him the same thing. 12 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:44,940 What did he say? 13 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:48,230 He said, make an appointment through his office during business hours. 14 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:50,003 This is his home, his children sleep here. 15 00:00:50,003 --> 00:00:51,128 You know doctors. 16 00:00:51,128 --> 00:00:53,086 Oh, my gosh, you guys. 17 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:56,128 There's a class called Basic Grifting. 18 00:00:56,128 --> 00:00:59,330 Should we all learn how to be grifters together? 19 00:00:59,330 --> 00:01:00,800 Wait, what do grifters do again? 20 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:01,980 I got this. 21 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:03,170 I'll tell you for five bucks. 22 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:04,340 No. 23 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:05,490 - You better sign me up. - Me too. 24 00:01:05,490 --> 00:01:08,020 I've always wanted to learn more about grifting ever since I saw 1990's, 25 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:10,430 The Grifters, featuring John Cusack, Anjelica Huston, and 26 00:01:10,430 --> 00:01:11,290 almost no grifting. 27 00:01:11,290 --> 00:01:13,190 You guys, don't take a grifting class. 28 00:01:13,190 --> 00:01:14,450 You're going to get grifted. 29 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:17,710 Even more so than by that oceanography class, only none of you will 30 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:19,920 even get a goldfish, then you're gonna come crying back to me. 31 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:20,920 Why you? 32 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,270 Because, lets face it, 33 00:01:22,270 --> 00:01:25,280 I'm the closest thing that Greendale has to an experienced grifter. 34 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:30,120 Oh, this is one of those things where Jeff gets jealous of something dumb. 35 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,851 Jeff's jealous of a grifter. 36 00:01:31,851 --> 00:01:33,878 Because he wishes he was still a grifter. 37 00:01:36,253 --> 00:01:38,378 That's something even I could mock, and I live in an RV. 38 00:01:38,378 --> 00:01:41,086 I'm judging you, and my dinner table folds down from a wall. 39 00:01:41,086 --> 00:01:44,454 I say we all take the grifting class together, have a great time, and 40 00:01:44,454 --> 00:01:46,100 rub it in Jeff's face! 41 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,440 Who's in, and can you cover me? 42 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,240 I'll pay you back. 43 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,600 I'll get it from your parents. 44 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,850 I'll pay you back. 45 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:52,890 At which point I'll pay back your parents. 46 00:01:52,890 --> 00:01:53,910 Which will be never. 47 00:01:55,350 --> 00:01:57,484 I'll get a high five from your parents. 48 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,895 All right, each student should bring a briefcase. 49 00:01:59,895 --> 00:02:01,295 I don't have a briefcase. 50 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,695 We're gonna grift with briefcases? 51 00:02:02,695 --> 00:02:04,510 Basic my ass, that's advanced. 52 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:05,065 Mm-hm. 53 00:02:05,065 --> 00:02:06,475 I have a few extra briefcases. 54 00:02:06,475 --> 00:02:07,765 Shocker. Are they regulation? 55 00:02:07,765 --> 00:02:09,705 We each need a regulation grifting briefcase. 56 00:02:09,705 --> 00:02:10,545 It's a grift. 57 00:02:10,545 --> 00:02:12,645 What's a regulation briefcase? 58 00:02:12,645 --> 00:02:13,505 I don't know. 59 00:02:13,505 --> 00:02:15,475 But they're provided for only $150. 60 00:02:15,475 --> 00:02:17,015 You're being grifted. 61 00:02:17,015 --> 00:02:17,825 Shut up, Jeff. 62 00:02:17,825 --> 00:02:19,475 You're such a negative person. 63 00:02:19,475 --> 00:02:21,855 What do you contribute to this group besides negativity? 64 00:02:21,855 --> 00:02:25,420 Guys, watch this, can I borrow $150? 65 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:26,390 - No. - See! 66 00:02:26,390 --> 00:02:29,980 Now who's gonna come with me and show this guy what's up? 67 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:31,670 - I'll pay you back. - I'll get it from your parents. 68 00:02:31,670 --> 00:02:34,295 Tell them I spit on their wealth and thank you. 69 00:03:14,046 --> 00:03:16,754 Good morning. 70 00:03:16,754 --> 00:03:22,336 My name is Professor Roger DeSalvo, for the time being. 71 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:26,688 For I use many a pseudonym, such as Jeff Goulash, Philip Switch, 72 00:03:26,688 --> 00:03:28,370 or Baz Ravish. 73 00:03:28,370 --> 00:03:32,113 For I am a grifter and this is Grifting 101. 74 00:03:39,961 --> 00:03:42,090 Now which one of you thinks I did that on purpose? 75 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,850 Exactly, you think you've seen me fail. 76 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:49,190 You think you've spotted a weakness. 77 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:53,260 Let me tell you something, with a flick of a wrist, I could show you a fool 78 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:57,320 one minute, or longer. 79 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,690 I see you've got your briefcases. 80 00:03:58,690 --> 00:04:00,586 Excellent. Hold them aloft. 81 00:04:02,545 --> 00:04:03,961 Pass them to each other. 82 00:04:07,545 --> 00:04:11,212 Now pass them back. 83 00:04:11,212 --> 00:04:12,712 Do it at speed. 84 00:04:12,712 --> 00:04:13,970 Quicker! 85 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:14,790 Pass them like hell. 86 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:21,920 Pass them like your sister's dying, and continue that for about 40 minutes. 87 00:04:25,044 --> 00:04:26,785 Wait, 40 minutes? 88 00:04:26,785 --> 00:04:27,667 What's your name, my love? 89 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:28,990 Annie Edison. 90 00:04:28,990 --> 00:04:30,220 That sounds like a real name, 91 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:33,335 not the name of a grifter and therefore, not a teacher. 92 00:04:33,335 --> 00:04:35,460 Ahem. 93 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:35,960 What? 94 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,530 My name is Slick Pockets Tucker. 95 00:04:37,530 --> 00:04:38,110 No, it's not. 96 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:40,270 That's correct. I was just wondering what the next lesson will be. 97 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:43,760 The next lesson will be passing two briefcases. 98 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,170 You need to master the art of passing one, and 99 00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:48,870 then you can purchase another briefcase. 100 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:50,295 - What? - You talk too much. 101 00:04:50,295 --> 00:04:53,420 Keep passing. 102 00:04:54,621 --> 00:04:59,670 It's a very funny book. 103 00:05:07,628 --> 00:05:09,295 Oh no, grifters. 104 00:05:09,295 --> 00:05:13,336 I better watch my french fries unless, counterfeit? 105 00:05:13,336 --> 00:05:14,545 Where'd you learn to do that? 106 00:05:14,545 --> 00:05:15,628 We didn't learn anything. 107 00:05:15,628 --> 00:05:17,378 - That class is... - A rip off? 108 00:05:17,378 --> 00:05:19,128 Hm, what's another word for that? 109 00:05:19,128 --> 00:05:21,420 All he did was throw his hat and make us pass briefcases. 110 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:22,878 And, he kept trying to sell us stuff. 111 00:05:22,878 --> 00:05:25,785 Briefcase swapping talcum for grifters palm, briefcase hinge oil for 112 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:28,795 silence switcheroos, and something called extra believable socks. 113 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,837 Those are actually half off, I kind of feel like I grifted him. 114 00:05:31,837 --> 00:05:37,128 So in a sense, what happened is you took a class about grifting. 115 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:44,211 - Aaaaaannnnnd... - Jeff, you really need us to say it? 116 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:47,711 - You were... - Eh, whoa, whoa, yeah I need you to say it. 117 00:05:47,711 --> 00:05:50,546 Let me just get settled. 118 00:05:50,546 --> 00:05:54,128 Okay go. 119 00:05:54,128 --> 00:05:54,753 You were right. 120 00:05:57,170 --> 00:05:58,962 Yeah. 121 00:05:58,962 --> 00:06:00,795 Well, you live and you learn, guys. 122 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,295 Well, you live anyway. 123 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,120 So now, will you please help us? 124 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,220 Help you? 125 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:06,460 We want revenge. 126 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:07,250 We wanna grift him back. 127 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,320 You wanna grift a grifter? 128 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,750 That's as dumb as taking his class. 129 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:10,503 Just cut your losses. 130 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:11,253 But, Jeff. 131 00:06:11,253 --> 00:06:14,253 I begged you not to go down this path, and you made fun of me. 132 00:06:14,253 --> 00:06:15,670 You pointed in my face and laughed. 133 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:17,378 We're sorry we hurt your feelings. 134 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,170 My feelings are fine. 135 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:22,170 I'm just very lazy, and you gave me an excuse to do nothing. 136 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:23,378 I'm not just gonna throw that away. 137 00:06:23,378 --> 00:06:24,628 You don't want to take this guy down? 138 00:06:24,628 --> 00:06:26,336 He's even lazier than you. 139 00:06:26,336 --> 00:06:28,753 Doesn't your species consider that a challenge? 140 00:06:28,753 --> 00:06:32,590 Shouldn't you be on some kind of reverse pissing contest to determine who's 141 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:33,128 laziest? 142 00:06:33,128 --> 00:06:35,086 Wait, is that where you suck it back up in your? 143 00:06:35,086 --> 00:06:38,961 I'm sorry, I've only ever done it the other way. 144 00:06:38,961 --> 00:06:40,295 You mean peeing? 145 00:06:40,295 --> 00:06:44,711 No, I mean in the back. 146 00:06:44,711 --> 00:06:46,378 He hasn't done anything to me. 147 00:06:46,378 --> 00:06:48,336 In fact, he sounds like a pretty good guy. 148 00:06:48,336 --> 00:06:52,753 I bet we'd get along. 149 00:06:52,753 --> 00:06:54,295 Good show. 150 00:06:54,295 --> 00:06:56,611 Good show. 151 00:06:56,611 --> 00:06:57,416 What show? 152 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:59,545 I haven't seen that show. 153 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:00,295 All right. 154 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,461 All the best. 155 00:07:02,461 --> 00:07:03,711 And, you are? 156 00:07:03,711 --> 00:07:07,233 Well, I was the guy with a full bottle of scotch and a high tolerance for 157 00:07:07,233 --> 00:07:08,873 foreigners. 158 00:07:08,873 --> 00:07:10,903 How robust. 159 00:07:10,903 --> 00:07:12,753 I'd imagine that you're Jeff Winger. 160 00:07:12,753 --> 00:07:15,586 Turns out we're going to be office buddies. 161 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:16,503 Hello there, sir. 162 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:18,795 My name is Roger DeSalvo. 163 00:07:18,795 --> 00:07:19,712 Or is it? 164 00:07:19,712 --> 00:07:22,128 You see, I happen to be in the... Grifting 101. 165 00:07:22,128 --> 00:07:23,420 Yes, I've heard about you. 166 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:25,586 That would be your desk. 167 00:07:25,586 --> 00:07:27,046 If you need a mnemonic device, 168 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:29,754 it's the one without someone else's stuff all over it. 169 00:07:29,754 --> 00:07:32,503 Well played, very well played. 170 00:07:32,503 --> 00:07:34,503 I gotta say. 171 00:07:34,503 --> 00:07:37,545 I admire your style. 172 00:07:37,545 --> 00:07:40,003 Grifting people by selling them grifting lessons? 173 00:07:40,003 --> 00:07:42,160 It's genius, but I called it. 174 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,950 I never said my class was a grift. 175 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:45,810 I don't worry about me, I'm one of you. 176 00:07:45,810 --> 00:07:47,170 Was, anyway. 177 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:47,711 Do tell. 178 00:07:47,711 --> 00:07:52,626 Well, I worked at one of the top law firms in the city as a lawyer, but 179 00:07:52,626 --> 00:07:53,586 guess what. 180 00:07:53,586 --> 00:07:55,189 I'm not a lawyer. 181 00:07:55,189 --> 00:07:57,878 Well, I think you're talking about lying. 182 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,795 Grifting happens to be an art form. 183 00:07:59,795 --> 00:08:01,296 The art of lying. 184 00:08:01,296 --> 00:08:02,961 Let's not get high-handed. 185 00:08:02,961 --> 00:08:04,550 Grifting is lying. 186 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,420 Okay. So, like a string is a sweater? 187 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,390 Like, paint is the Sistine Chapel? 188 00:08:08,390 --> 00:08:12,580 Sure, grifting includes lying, but only a liar would call grifting lying. 189 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:15,661 And, only a delusional hobo would glorify stealing. 190 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,545 Really? Did you say something that wasn't true there? 191 00:08:17,545 --> 00:08:19,230 Maybe we should phone the museum. 192 00:08:19,230 --> 00:08:20,680 I was on your side. 193 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:21,410 You're an ass. 194 00:08:21,410 --> 00:08:23,450 Well, you're a craftless, artless thug. 195 00:08:23,450 --> 00:08:25,590 And, I'm God's paintbrush. 196 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:29,420 No, I am God, which pretty much makes me better than you. 197 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:34,878 You know what? 198 00:08:34,878 --> 00:08:36,776 Let's agree to disagree. 199 00:08:36,776 --> 00:08:39,292 It's not important. 200 00:08:39,292 --> 00:08:39,919 Oh, okay. 201 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,013 So, you can lie. 202 00:08:41,013 --> 00:08:42,452 Yeah, you liar. 203 00:08:42,452 --> 00:08:45,517 Yeah. 204 00:08:47,491 --> 00:08:49,878 I wanna speak to you, you son of a bitch. 205 00:08:49,878 --> 00:08:51,711 What? 206 00:08:51,711 --> 00:08:53,711 I love you. 207 00:08:53,711 --> 00:08:56,336 Oh. 208 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,836 I do too. 209 00:08:58,836 --> 00:09:00,962 Good. 210 00:09:00,962 --> 00:09:02,211 Hm. 211 00:09:02,211 --> 00:09:04,420 Hm. 212 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:06,878 Why are you guys still doing that? 213 00:09:06,878 --> 00:09:11,586 Well, it was homework, and we're getting better, right? 214 00:09:11,586 --> 00:09:14,504 Or, the friction has gradually melted the handle to fit into our palms. 215 00:09:14,504 --> 00:09:15,753 There's nothing to get better at. 216 00:09:15,753 --> 00:09:16,920 The class is a grift. 217 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,545 The next person who says grift is gonna grift! 218 00:09:19,545 --> 00:09:21,670 My god, now it's replacing other words. 219 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:22,700 All right, I'm in. 220 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:25,795 Let's grift the son of a bitch. 221 00:09:25,795 --> 00:09:30,211 Yay! 222 00:09:30,211 --> 00:09:31,086 Why are you cheering? 223 00:09:31,086 --> 00:09:33,003 He could be saying anything. 224 00:09:33,003 --> 00:09:35,572 Grift! 225 00:09:35,572 --> 00:09:38,141 Grift! 226 00:09:38,141 --> 00:09:38,784 Grift! 227 00:09:38,784 --> 00:09:39,427 Grift! 228 00:09:39,427 --> 00:09:40,070 Grift! 229 00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:40,692 Grift! 230 00:09:59,385 --> 00:10:01,588 Good work, I can't remember your name. 231 00:10:01,588 --> 00:10:03,480 Likewise, no idea what your name is. 232 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:04,520 Great job. 233 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,700 All right. 234 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:10,530 I say you're pretty close to swapping the briefcases loaded with 235 00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:13,020 actual fake money such as this. 236 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:15,170 This isn't real money, it's just cut up newspaper. 237 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:17,980 But it weighs the same, costs five dollars a piece. 238 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:19,110 You'll be using ten. 239 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:22,530 Telegram for Elroy Patashnik. 240 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:23,060 I'm Patashnik. 241 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:24,860 Telegram, sir. 242 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:28,380 Oh, my God. 243 00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:30,444 My Aunt Baba died on vacation while in Africa. 244 00:10:30,444 --> 00:10:31,535 Aw. 245 00:10:31,535 --> 00:10:33,490 But she left me a million dollars, but 246 00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:36,070 the African government wants to seize the funds. 247 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,358 Class dismissed. 248 00:10:39,619 --> 00:10:41,198 Not you. 249 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:47,734 Are you out of your mind? 250 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,240 - What? - The African telegram. 251 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,790 The Jim Belushi of grifts? 252 00:10:51,790 --> 00:10:53,400 Are you trying to grift me? 253 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,507 I'll cut you in for fourteen grand. 254 00:10:54,507 --> 00:10:57,154 Get out. 255 00:10:57,154 --> 00:11:01,543 Out. 256 00:11:01,543 --> 00:11:03,981 One more thing. 257 00:11:03,981 --> 00:11:05,090 Nice try twice. 258 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:10,330 - Twice? - The fake grift within the grift, or the double bean, if you like. 259 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:13,650 I'm gonna mention a name and however you react, I'll know the truth. 260 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:19,067 Jeff Winger, that's the one! 261 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,960 - Who's Jeff Winger? - What with the, who? 262 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,250 That's the one. 263 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,610 Out you go. 264 00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:24,200 Say hi to him. 265 00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:32,733 By the way, Jeff Winger, nice try thrice. 266 00:11:35,983 --> 00:11:38,610 Hey, how was grifting class? 267 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,530 Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques only you could understand? 268 00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:42,990 The Brown Betty? 269 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:44,050 The Texas oil baby? 270 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:45,340 The reverse Jim Gaffigan? 271 00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:48,280 Well, I wouldn't teach the African telegram. 272 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,930 Since I'm not a hack. 273 00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:52,200 And also, since the Internet. 274 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,330 Okay. 275 00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:54,020 You got me. 276 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:54,680 Game over. 277 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:59,824 - Let's end this competition. - Cheers to 278 00:11:59,824 --> 00:12:05,542 that. 279 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,285 Sir, you. 280 00:12:07,285 --> 00:12:08,950 That guy left his lottery ticket on the table. 281 00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:10,150 That was the telegram man. 282 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:10,670 No, it wasn't. 283 00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:12,360 I mean what telegram? 284 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,080 Exactly. 285 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,380 What telegram? 286 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:16,710 Because the Internet, you know? 287 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:19,730 That place that you obviously went to to type in the word grifting. 288 00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:22,120 I'm gonna grift you. 289 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,790 I'm gonna grift your ass. 290 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:25,529 Or is that the grift? 291 00:12:25,529 --> 00:12:26,760 None of it is a grift! 292 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,270 It's all nonsense! 293 00:12:28,270 --> 00:12:33,000 Okay, how many times have I told you people the faculty lounge is 294 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,120 not a bar? 295 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,230 All right, pack it up people. 296 00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:39,233 Come on, you don't have to go teach a class but you can't stay here. 297 00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:40,941 Look, truce. 298 00:12:40,941 --> 00:12:42,270 Okay? 299 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:45,888 Promise no more grifting and promise, if this is worth a million, 300 00:12:45,888 --> 00:12:48,500 we'll split it. 301 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,040 You're an idiot. 302 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,490 Or maybe I'm a genius. 303 00:12:51,490 --> 00:12:52,300 No, I can answer that. 304 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,680 You're definitely an idiot. 305 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,020 Can an idiot walk backwards like this and not hit anything? 306 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:59,900 - Maybe. - Or, maybe not. 307 00:13:00,983 --> 00:13:04,316 What? 308 00:13:11,108 --> 00:13:12,691 What are you doing here? 309 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:14,483 This guy is a grifter. 310 00:13:14,483 --> 00:13:16,108 Professor of grifting. 311 00:13:16,108 --> 00:13:18,898 He charges $400, you get two brief cases and 312 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:21,290 your ex boyfriend becomes an obsessive... 313 00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:24,099 I didn't know you and Winger were lovers. 314 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,450 If he wanted my respect, he should have opened with that. 315 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:29,480 Are you trying to be disarming? 316 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,810 Are you grifting me out of my arms? 317 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:32,700 I did nothing to that man. 318 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,020 He called himself a grifter. 319 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,220 I just simply corrected him. 320 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:38,070 Yeah, because the truth is so important to the both of you. 321 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,483 So what's it gonna cost to make you go away? 322 00:13:49,318 --> 00:13:51,525 Well? 323 00:13:51,525 --> 00:13:52,740 He took the bait. 324 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:53,330 Yes. 325 00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:53,920 Yes. 326 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,800 Wait, I thought we didn't want him to take the bait? 327 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,031 No, no, we're saying the same thing. 328 00:13:57,031 --> 00:13:58,870 He didn't take the bait, we didn't want taken. 329 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,010 The African Telegram? 330 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:07,160 Yeah, which was offered as fake bait and taken as such, ie, not taken. 331 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,120 Because that made him feel in control. 332 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,700 And by avoiding all visible bait, he placed himself on the invisible hook 333 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,530 of assuming we're planning to grift him. 334 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:15,330 Oh, I like it. 335 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:15,990 Yeah. 336 00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:16,490 And. 337 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:17,510 But we are. 338 00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:19,040 So we knows the truth. 339 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,690 Isn't that like the one thing you're not supposed to know when you're 340 00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:22,190 being grifted? 341 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:22,690 Hm. 342 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:27,860 He can know a plan all he wants. 343 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:30,240 But the plan he knows won't be our plan. 344 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:30,920 Okay. 345 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,380 Oh. 346 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:37,691 Because our plan is impossible to know? 347 00:14:37,691 --> 00:14:44,850 Because, oh, my god, Jeff is making this up as we go. 348 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,290 Shh, knock it off. 349 00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:48,360 What do you want from me? 350 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,580 We wanted you to help us do a grift. 351 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:51,128 I'm working on it. 352 00:14:51,128 --> 00:14:52,337 Improvisationally? 353 00:14:52,337 --> 00:14:53,711 They definitely had the plan in The Sting. 354 00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:56,130 If anybody wants to watch it it's important you know it knocks out half 355 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:56,711 a calendar day. 356 00:14:56,711 --> 00:14:59,811 Look, do you guys remember when we hugged and jumped up and 357 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,086 down in the cafeteria? 358 00:15:01,086 --> 00:15:01,705 Yeah. 359 00:15:01,705 --> 00:15:02,440 Obviously. 360 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,750 Well, having been together virtually non-stop ever since, 361 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,900 at what point do you think I slipped off with pen and 362 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:11,830 paper and planned an entire grift, then withheld it from you? 363 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:17,440 I guess at any of the several dozen points when a normal person would say, 364 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,430 by the way, I have no plan. 365 00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:21,170 In The Sting, they do withhold stuff from each other. 366 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,800 Or from the audience, but I think for effect. 367 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,570 Also, be warned, 20% of the movie is hand drawn. 368 00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:27,230 Abed, why don't you marry The Sting? 369 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,253 Okay, just so you know, if I do and we have half Sting children, 370 00:15:29,253 --> 00:15:31,575 when they ask me how to grift, I'm gonna tell them to watch their mother, 371 00:15:31,575 --> 00:15:32,188 not listen to you! 372 00:15:32,188 --> 00:15:32,688 Yeah! 373 00:15:34,707 --> 00:15:36,205 Shut up, okay! 374 00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:40,590 You guys, you're, you're always picking on me, all right? 375 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:41,591 Oh. Oh. 376 00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:42,995 And you've really been hammering me lately. 377 00:15:42,995 --> 00:15:46,707 All I had was the idea that, 378 00:15:46,707 --> 00:15:50,915 look, look, I, I need this. 379 00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:53,745 I need to be better than this guy. 380 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,405 So let me think. 381 00:15:59,969 --> 00:16:00,643 Abed. 382 00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:01,325 Yeah? 383 00:16:01,325 --> 00:16:02,139 Did you bring your laptop? 384 00:16:02,139 --> 00:16:04,810 Yes, right here. 385 00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:05,389 What do you wanna do with it? 386 00:16:08,107 --> 00:16:08,849 Watch The Sting. 387 00:16:14,561 --> 00:16:16,300 It's over. 388 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,635 Whatever. 389 00:16:17,635 --> 00:16:18,841 Who got shot? 390 00:16:18,841 --> 00:16:19,957 What's going on? 391 00:16:19,957 --> 00:16:21,390 Was Sting even in it? 392 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,020 That movie was terrible. 393 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:23,910 You slept the whole time. 394 00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:24,600 Yeah, that's worse. 395 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,980 The dialogue seeped into my dreams. 396 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,180 My whole brain is long and quiet. 397 00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:29,500 So how did they grift him? 398 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,010 Well, they basically made a fake building and 399 00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:36,570 hired 1,000 people to cooperate in perfect secrecy. 400 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:37,360 Huh. 401 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,760 Should we just do that? 402 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,290 We could watch another grifter movie. 403 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,580 There's more activity in Matchstick Men. 404 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:42,240 Oh, like what? 405 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,370 At one point they build a fake hospital. 406 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,120 So much construction! 407 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:50,106 Oh, God, it's so late. 408 00:16:50,106 --> 00:16:51,812 You guys are gonna bail on me, aren't you? 409 00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:52,892 I think we have to Jeff. 410 00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:55,090 We've tried everything we can. 411 00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:58,730 Maybe over the weekend I can make a fake building, but all the briefcases, 412 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,090 and the swapping, and The Sting? 413 00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:01,690 I'm not cut out for it. 414 00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:04,032 I'm starting to think that real grifts only really happen in the movies, 415 00:17:04,032 --> 00:17:05,517 and even in the movies they barely make sense. 416 00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:06,493 Look, I'm old. 417 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,641 The Sting is terrible. 418 00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:09,290 Grifting is stupid. 419 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,200 The writing's on the wall. 420 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,176 - So that's it? - There's no shame in this, Jeff. 421 00:17:13,176 --> 00:17:15,603 Oh, I don't know about that. 422 00:17:15,603 --> 00:17:18,720 Well, this is a scene to behold. 423 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,558 Holed in the closet watching The Sting like gypsies. 424 00:17:21,558 --> 00:17:25,190 Roger, we surrender. 425 00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:25,690 You were right. 426 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:27,370 I'm no grifter. 427 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,330 No, I was wrong. 428 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:31,815 If you remember, I called you a thug. 429 00:17:31,815 --> 00:17:34,787 Thugs fight. 430 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:40,450 You're more, nope, I can't think of a metaphor pathetic enough to suit you, 431 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:45,327 Jeff Winger, though I am reminded of something Oscar Wilde once said when 432 00:17:45,327 --> 00:17:47,310 he compared sheep to wolves. 433 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,384 Screw it. 434 00:17:53,237 --> 00:17:56,023 You hit me with a woman's hand. 435 00:17:56,023 --> 00:17:58,101 You Midwestern floozy. 436 00:17:58,101 --> 00:17:59,181 I lived in New York. 437 00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:10,860 Aah! 438 00:18:17,526 --> 00:18:19,986 Aah! 439 00:18:19,986 --> 00:18:22,379 Aah! 440 00:18:22,379 --> 00:18:25,223 Aah! 441 00:18:25,223 --> 00:18:27,302 Yeah, right, he's grifting us. 442 00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:31,399 Grift blood. 443 00:18:31,399 --> 00:18:32,526 Someone taste it. 444 00:18:32,526 --> 00:18:34,651 I'm sure it's Karo Syrup and food dye. 445 00:18:34,651 --> 00:18:38,634 I mean I would, but my diabetes. 446 00:18:45,599 --> 00:18:49,476 19, 20, 21. 447 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:54,934 Are you counting the amount of money or the number of stacks? 448 00:18:58,255 --> 00:18:59,416 I have to start over. 449 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:01,459 I'll do it, move. 450 00:19:01,459 --> 00:19:06,708 But I want to go on record as being disgusted by this transaction. 451 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:07,613 Got it. 452 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:08,646 Disgusted. 453 00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:11,770 I, I'm sorry love, but would you rather we took this to court? 454 00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:12,740 No, no, no, no, no. 455 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:16,560 We appreciate you keeping this between us and I do want to remind you 456 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,455 that we offer a lot of classes and many of them are cash only. 457 00:19:19,455 --> 00:19:20,851 Me, take a class here? 458 00:19:20,851 --> 00:19:22,012 Talk about a rip-off. 459 00:19:23,257 --> 00:19:24,254 Oh! 460 00:19:24,254 --> 00:19:26,542 Talk about a ribbing. 461 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,793 What the hell am I doing? 462 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,820 You know, so far, Frankie's disgusted and, that's it. 463 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:35,780 Seems like a waste of a record. 464 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:36,500 So sorry guys. 465 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,900 This is all my fault. 466 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:40,280 Don't be. I'm the one who got in a pissing match. 467 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,070 With a jerk. 468 00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:42,940 You're a jerk. 469 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:43,820 You're a jerk. 470 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:44,840 You're a jerk. 471 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,400 You're all jerks. 472 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,790 And this whole school can suck a big one. 473 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,000 And you can put that in your record. 474 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,045 I'm sorry, guys, I'm bound by my station. 475 00:19:53,045 --> 00:19:57,420 Speaking on that topic, Britta, this is all your fault and you're expelled. 476 00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:58,628 What, what? No, Dean. 477 00:19:58,628 --> 00:20:00,378 Let, let, let, let, let me handle this. 478 00:20:00,378 --> 00:20:02,608 No, you can't do that. 479 00:20:02,608 --> 00:20:05,025 Britta's the heart of this group. 480 00:20:05,025 --> 00:20:08,429 She started it as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, 481 00:20:08,429 --> 00:20:14,243 as a fake biology group so that she could have sex with Troy. 482 00:20:14,243 --> 00:20:15,198 - No. - That's exactly it. 483 00:20:15,198 --> 00:20:16,348 Oh, okay. 484 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:17,448 Don't let me handle it. 485 00:20:17,448 --> 00:20:20,574 No. You can't expel Britta, she's been here six years. 486 00:20:20,574 --> 00:20:22,698 Three more, and she'll have her two-year degree. 487 00:20:22,698 --> 00:20:24,531 Britta keeps me grounded in reality. 488 00:20:24,531 --> 00:20:27,128 You can't expel her with four week-isodes left in the seaso-mester. 489 00:20:27,128 --> 00:20:27,865 See, it's starting. 490 00:20:27,865 --> 00:20:29,073 It's okay, guys. 491 00:20:29,073 --> 00:20:30,406 It's okay. 492 00:20:30,406 --> 00:20:31,656 All right. 493 00:20:31,656 --> 00:20:32,781 50,000. 494 00:20:32,781 --> 00:20:36,866 Whoop, I'll just put this in here. 495 00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:37,906 Mm-hm. 496 00:20:37,906 --> 00:20:38,406 Give it to me. 497 00:20:38,406 --> 00:20:40,156 Yep. 498 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,323 Don't help me, anyone. 499 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,531 Turn me around. 500 00:20:49,323 --> 00:20:52,237 See you later. 501 00:20:56,648 --> 00:21:05,490 Hey! 502 00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:07,323 The plan was to meet later. 503 00:21:08,490 --> 00:21:11,823 So, what's it gonna cost to make you go away? 504 00:21:11,823 --> 00:21:14,504 You're know there's a way we could end this very quickly and 505 00:21:14,504 --> 00:21:15,406 make a bit of money. 506 00:21:15,406 --> 00:21:18,657 I don't like it, but keep talking. 507 00:21:18,657 --> 00:21:20,115 Yes. That was the plan. 508 00:21:20,115 --> 00:21:22,490 And, your plan was probably to never show up. 509 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,740 Clever girl. 510 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,240 Don't trust anyone. 511 00:21:31,727 --> 00:21:33,860 Ooh, ooh. 512 00:21:36,949 --> 00:21:39,156 Hang on, did you have to hit me, for real? 513 00:21:39,156 --> 00:21:40,032 Have to? 514 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:40,532 No. 515 00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:46,040 Now that you're expelled, you might consider a career in grifting. 516 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,060 You're quite good at it. 517 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:49,910 I don't know. How does one go through life like that? 518 00:21:51,670 --> 00:21:55,365 Well, follow me, and I'll show you. 519 00:21:55,365 --> 00:21:56,448 Oh, shut up. 520 00:22:01,531 --> 00:22:05,016 I only agreed to any of this to get you away from Greendale and 521 00:22:05,016 --> 00:22:06,282 out of Jeff's hair. 522 00:22:06,282 --> 00:22:10,323 He's an idiot, but I hate watching him spin out trying to beat you. 523 00:22:10,323 --> 00:22:13,115 You sentimental fool. 524 00:22:13,115 --> 00:22:15,656 Later at the motel. 525 00:22:15,656 --> 00:22:16,615 The motel. 526 00:22:16,615 --> 00:22:19,073 Mm. 527 00:22:19,073 --> 00:22:22,365 Some say I'm a lucky grifter. 528 00:22:22,365 --> 00:22:25,823 Some say I'm the king. 529 00:22:25,823 --> 00:22:30,115 They call me the lucky grifter. 530 00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:33,448 They call me the King of England. 531 00:22:33,448 --> 00:22:34,824 I am the king. 532 00:22:39,782 --> 00:22:40,865 No. 533 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:46,615 What the hell? 534 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:50,490 Oh, shut up. 535 00:22:52,615 --> 00:22:56,837 The only reason I agreed to any of this was to get you away from 536 00:22:56,837 --> 00:22:59,615 Greendale and out of Jeff's hair. 537 00:22:59,615 --> 00:23:02,198 What the? 538 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:08,240 You two, come back here! 539 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,698 Briefcases. 540 00:23:09,698 --> 00:23:10,990 Coming right through. 541 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,573 Identical briefcases. 542 00:23:12,573 --> 00:23:13,198 What? 543 00:23:13,198 --> 00:23:15,669 Why more briefcases? 544 00:23:15,669 --> 00:23:18,406 This is pointless! 545 00:23:18,406 --> 00:23:20,615 I already know she's got my briefcase! 546 00:23:23,906 --> 00:23:25,323 Briefcase parade! 547 00:23:25,323 --> 00:23:27,198 Who the hell are you? 548 00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:31,573 You get back here. 549 00:23:31,573 --> 00:23:33,656 You get back here with my money. 550 00:23:33,656 --> 00:23:35,406 Get back here! 551 00:23:51,823 --> 00:23:53,156 Oh, Roger. 552 00:23:53,156 --> 00:23:54,115 They stole my money. 553 00:23:54,115 --> 00:23:55,031 What? 554 00:23:55,031 --> 00:23:55,781 What? 555 00:23:55,781 --> 00:23:56,698 Those briefcases contain my money. 556 00:23:56,698 --> 00:23:58,823 They stole $50,000 from me. 557 00:23:58,823 --> 00:24:00,990 50 grand, huh? 558 00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:02,531 You guys know what he's talking about? 559 00:24:02,531 --> 00:24:03,573 I don't think so. 560 00:24:03,573 --> 00:24:06,448 These are our briefcases. 561 00:24:06,448 --> 00:24:07,115 What is grifting class. 562 00:24:07,115 --> 00:24:08,031 He sells these supplies. 563 00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:08,906 150 bucks. 564 00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:09,495 Really? 565 00:24:09,495 --> 00:24:10,070 Uh-huh. 566 00:24:10,070 --> 00:24:10,940 Okay. 567 00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:11,990 We are still rolling. 568 00:24:11,990 --> 00:24:13,656 We got pretty good at it, too. 569 00:24:13,656 --> 00:24:15,198 Check it out. 570 00:24:15,198 --> 00:24:15,782 Ow. 571 00:24:15,782 --> 00:24:17,531 Ow, sorry. Sorry. 572 00:24:17,531 --> 00:24:19,240 Okay. 573 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:23,948 Roger, why were you walking around with $50,000? 574 00:24:23,948 --> 00:24:25,323 Are you mental? 575 00:24:25,323 --> 00:24:26,531 Hey, whoa pal. 576 00:24:26,531 --> 00:24:29,740 That usage may fly in the UK, not in the States. 577 00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:32,990 I have a mentally challenged cousin. 578 00:24:32,990 --> 00:24:34,073 Sister. 579 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:34,823 Pics. 580 00:24:34,823 --> 00:24:35,840 I wanna see pics. 581 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,761 - Okay, you do. - You know very well that this school 582 00:24:38,761 --> 00:24:43,031 paid me $50,000 in cash for these injuries. 583 00:24:43,031 --> 00:24:44,655 Well, you seem to be in pretty good shape. 584 00:24:44,655 --> 00:24:45,906 No, oh, my god! 585 00:24:45,906 --> 00:24:47,698 Look at the two of you! 586 00:24:47,698 --> 00:24:49,823 Yeah, he's the reason I became a cop. 587 00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:52,823 You know, a lot of bullies out there. 588 00:24:52,823 --> 00:24:55,629 There are a million witnesses to this. 589 00:24:55,629 --> 00:24:56,586 Hey, everyone. 590 00:24:56,586 --> 00:24:58,796 Hey guys, just hanging out in the cafeteria? 591 00:24:58,796 --> 00:25:01,836 Hi profess... oh, what happened to your face? 592 00:25:01,836 --> 00:25:02,670 This is ridiculous. 593 00:25:02,670 --> 00:25:03,461 Aw. She's beautiful. 594 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:05,753 You could be twins. 595 00:25:05,753 --> 00:25:09,300 So, the statement I'm hearing here is you're a grifting professor. 596 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:11,650 - Yeah. - You're teaching these people how to grift but 597 00:25:11,650 --> 00:25:14,550 you're saying they grifted you. 598 00:25:14,550 --> 00:25:15,660 No, you id... 599 00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:17,040 I'm not saying that. 600 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,920 They didn't grift me. 601 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,340 What they do is not grifting. 602 00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:22,690 They wouldn't even understand what the word meant. 603 00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:28,264 I think we need to take what Roger's saying more seriously. 604 00:25:28,264 --> 00:25:28,914 Oh. 605 00:25:28,914 --> 00:25:34,720 Because it sounds like he was either the victim of crass, artless thuggery. 606 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,260 Correct. 607 00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:40,441 In which case, there really is $50,000 floating around that he was 608 00:25:40,441 --> 00:25:45,800 given for clearly fake injuries, and that he therefore now owes the school. 609 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,599 What? 610 00:25:46,599 --> 00:25:51,349 Or Professor DeSalvo was targeted by a group of people he vastly 611 00:25:51,349 --> 00:25:55,478 underestimated, in which case the money was given and 612 00:25:55,478 --> 00:25:59,990 then taken back and nobody owes anybody anything. 613 00:25:59,990 --> 00:26:04,258 All he would have to do is admit. 614 00:26:09,436 --> 00:26:10,806 I was grifted. 615 00:26:13,523 --> 00:26:18,561 Grift, grift, grift, grift, grift, grift, grift, grift. 616 00:26:18,561 --> 00:26:19,920 Why are you even here? 617 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,020 Who called you? 618 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:22,270 Nobody. 619 00:26:22,270 --> 00:26:25,134 I take macrame after work, they know that. 620 00:26:25,134 --> 00:26:28,914 Sorry you got grifted, let me know if you want to press charges and 621 00:26:28,914 --> 00:26:31,171 if you could think of what those would be. 622 00:26:31,171 --> 00:26:35,023 Professor DeSalvo, under the circumstances I'm sure you agree it doesn't 623 00:26:35,023 --> 00:26:38,320 makes sense for you to keep teaching this subject here. 624 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,301 Yeah, I mean, we kinda know everything there is to know. 625 00:26:41,301 --> 00:26:43,660 You should probably refund all their money and 626 00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:45,422 we should all go get some hot dogs. 627 00:26:45,422 --> 00:26:46,304 Hot dogs. 628 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:47,720 Hot dogs. 629 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,579 Hot dogs. 630 00:26:48,579 --> 00:26:49,462 Hot dogs. 631 00:26:49,462 --> 00:26:50,344 Hot dogs. 632 00:26:50,344 --> 00:26:51,110 Hot dogs. 633 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:51,993 Hot dogs. 634 00:26:51,993 --> 00:26:52,945 Hot dogs. 635 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:53,897 Hot dogs. 636 00:26:53,897 --> 00:26:54,779 Hot dogs. 637 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:55,661 Hot dogs. 638 00:26:55,661 --> 00:26:56,636 Hot dogs. 639 00:26:56,636 --> 00:26:58,800 Hot dogs. 640 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,000 We were all in it the whole time? 641 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,690 You weren't. 642 00:27:03,110 --> 00:27:05,490 Because I can't be trusted. 643 00:27:06,508 --> 00:27:07,181 Hot dogs. 644 00:27:07,181 --> 00:27:07,994 Hot dogs. 645 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:08,783 Hot dogs. 646 00:27:08,783 --> 00:27:09,689 Hot dogs. 647 00:27:09,689 --> 00:27:10,524 Hot dogs. 648 00:27:10,524 --> 00:27:11,337 Hot dogs. 649 00:27:11,337 --> 00:27:13,009 Hot dogs. 650 00:27:14,938 --> 00:27:16,006 Telegram for Mr Winger. 651 00:27:16,006 --> 00:27:17,000 Hey, Ridley. 652 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,190 So, I returned the telegram man outfit to the dean. 653 00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:21,010 Thank you so much. 654 00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:22,430 I know how crazy this week's been. 655 00:27:22,430 --> 00:27:23,930 You really didn't have to do this. 656 00:27:23,930 --> 00:27:24,800 Are you kidding? 657 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,510 I owe you. 658 00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:26,340 Whatever you need. 659 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,210 Just say the word. 660 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:30,460 All right. I could use your help moving a mattress this weekend. 661 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:32,820 Okay, cool. 662 00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:33,670 Is that okay? 663 00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:34,467 Let me know. 664 00:27:36,925 --> 00:27:39,250 My name is Ryan Ridley. 665 00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:42,980 Three years ago my life was saved by a stranger at my gym. 666 00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:44,816 I felt like I owed him my In life. 667 00:27:44,816 --> 00:27:47,540 Apparently he agreed. 668 00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:49,930 Now he has me do things, and I keep hoping and 669 00:27:49,930 --> 00:27:53,450 praying that one day I'll do enough for him to call us even. 670 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:57,260 Until then, I'm just a guy from his gym. 671 00:28:44,175 --> 00:28:45,300 Did you get any of that? 672 00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:52,650 Yahoo!