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Y' know what I like? Life.
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And I like it when it doesn't change.
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We should sing our happy song.
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We don't have a happy song.
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We should have a happy song.
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We will never have a happy song.
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Not with that attitude.
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(Bell ringing)
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So... you don't want anything to change?
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No, I don't like change.
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Change fills my pockets
with pennies of uncertainty.
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All right. So...
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Should we actually finally learn
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about what happened in Belgium in 1831?
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No!
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- No?
- I always get my hopes up
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and then something happens to
hurt my little Farkle heart.
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Well, this time I refuse to believe.
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In 1831...
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Yes?
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Wait! Anything going to
suddenly happen to you?
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No changes lovin' life.
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Anything gonna happen to you?
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Nothing ever happens to me.
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- Maya?
- (Snorting)
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Oh my gosh, this is it.
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In 1831...
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- Belgium...
- What?
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Y'all started without me?
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Get out!
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Somebody in this room is going
to be very surprised to see me.
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Is it me?
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Don't know, sugar, but
could you be any cuter?
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Well, I can't answer that.
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You got a transcript, kid?
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I do.
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Check out them grades.
Here, let me sing 'em to you.
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De, de, de,
de, de... de... f.
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Yeah, I know that song.
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Isaiah Babineaux.
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From Austin, Texas.
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What are you doing here, Zay?
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Well, the first thing I'm doing is
waitin' for a better reaction from you.
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Maya, something's changing.
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Okay, Mr. teach, where do I sit?
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You know, usually I'm more
of a back row kind of guy.
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Whoa. That's unusual.
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Have a seat right there, Mr. Babineaux.
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Lucas, do you know this Isaiah?
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Yeah, tell' em you know me good.
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How 'bout we talk later, okay?
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Well, Mr. Babineaux, if you work out
as well as last year's new student,
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we're happy to have you.
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Wait. What?
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Lucas, you're doing okay here?
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Why wouldn't he be doing okay here?
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Not currently on probation?
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No disciplinary action?
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They just let you wander free?
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Sit down!
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Okay, new guy's all settled in and there's
still class time left. So, do it!
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Do it while I'm still tingly!
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So, in 1831,
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Belgium declared...
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what is the secret of life?
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I'm sorry, Mr. Farkle.
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I know I'm not your daughter, but
I too have value in this world.
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What is the secret of life?
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(Chuckle)
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Don't do it.
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Put that eraser down and nobody gets hurt.
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(Screaming)
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Yogi has asked the primary
riddle of the universe:
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What is the secret of life?
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People spend their whole
lives trying to figure it out.
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I was lucky.
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I had a teacher who cared enough
about me to make sure I knew.
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Lucas.
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You got an opinion on this?
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Yeah. What do you got, Mr. moral compass?
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Did you just call Lucas
Friar your moral compass?
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They called you moral compass.
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Okay.
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Something bad is happening, Maya.
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Yeah.
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It occurs to me you're trying to tell us
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ranger Rick was a little
different back in Texas.
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A little?
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What do they know, exactly?
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'Cause I wouldn't wanna say anything wrong.
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They know you're a year older, right?
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Yeah.
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Now they do.
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Oh, yeah, it's my fault.
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Look at ya!
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Okay, that's enough, Mr. Babineaux.
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Oh, so you know about him?
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I know all about Mr. Friar.
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Excuse me?
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Riley, you're shaking.
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Dad? You know something?
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Back in Texas...
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Lucas!
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You sure?
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Back in Texas I did something.
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I had to leave.
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It was great!
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I mean, they threw him
out of the whole school!
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What?
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I came here to get a new start.
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Nobody knew me here.
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I know him.
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Do I know you?
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(Theme music playing)
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♪ I've been waiting ♪
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♪ for a day ♪
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♪ like this to come ♪
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♪ struck like lightning ♪
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♪ my heart's beating like a drum ♪
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♪ on the edge ♪
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♪ of something wonderful ♪
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♪ face to face with changes ♪
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♪ what's it all about? ♪
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♪ Life is crazy ♪
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♪ but I know I can work it out ♪
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♪ 'cause I got you ♪
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♪ to live it with me ♪
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♪ I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world ♪
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♪ light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn ♪
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♪ I'm singing
"go-o-o" ♪
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♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪
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♪ take on the world ♪
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♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪
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♪ take on the world. ♪
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Look, we don't know the story yet.
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Let's know the story
before you go to Rileytown.
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I'm not going to Rileytown. I'm calm.
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I like it worse when
you're calm. C'mon. Be you.
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Y-y-y-yay!
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- Deny it.
- Riley.
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Tell me that whoever this Zay kid
is, that he can't just come in here
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and change you from the Lucas we know.
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Tell me nothing changes.
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That's all you have to do, Lucas.
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You hear me?
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I just called you by your actual
name for the first time ever.
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That's how important this is to me.
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Because it's important to her.
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Deny it.
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I can't.
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I like you.
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I went on my first date with you.
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Do you think it's right to let me like
you without telling me who you are?
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You know who I am.
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I'm ranger Rick.
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We rode on a white horse.
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I asked for your father's permission
just to go on a date with you.
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Who does that?
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Were you thrown out of school?
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- Yes.
- For a whole year?
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Yes.
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I finally like you.
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You told me you wanted
to be a veterinarian.
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You told me you gave birth to a horse.
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That had to hurt.
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Why wouldn't you tell me about this?
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It's not something I'm proud of.
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I thought I could start over.
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I guess I was wrong.
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I guess you do something
and that's the end of you.
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You think that's what I'm upset about?
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Whatever you did?
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Then I don't know you.
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And you don't know me.
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Why are you acting like this?
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Friends talk to you and real
friends listen. Remember?
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I would have listened. I'm your friend.
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Whatever you did, why wouldn't
you trust me with it?
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People who care about you are
supposed to trust you with stuff.
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Wait a minute.
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My father knew about this?
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♪ ♪
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Topanga!
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There could be a
significant amount of drama
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heading in our general direction.
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You know, normal people
consider their home to be
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a sanctuary from the
storm of the outside world.
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Why can't we be normal people?
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Because we have this...
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I never get those right.
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But it's coming!
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Okay. What do you wanna do until it does?
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I could throw a tantrum about
absolutely nothing for ya.
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Watch me.
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Why don't we have any...
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Jelly?
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We got some in the fridge.
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Well, I don't like that kind of jelly!
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You knew?
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Well, I'm not gonna beat that.
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Boy are you are gonna
get yelled at, Matthews!
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Oh, I already missed it? Do it again.
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A normal people sanctuary.
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I'd like a fountain.
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Maybe a candle.
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How could you keep something
like this away from me?
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Just some place where people don't get
hysterical over every little thing.
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Yes, I did know that Lucas was expelled.
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What?
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Topanga, you know this.
I told you all about this.
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Yes, I know you told me all about this,
but I want nothing to do with that.
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Why would you let me like him if
you know something about him?
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Riley, honey, whatever this is about
Lucas, that I know nothing about,
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I'm sure your father knows exactly
what you need to learn from it.
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Really? Dad? You got anything?
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♪ ♪
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Al washes a car in six minutes.
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Fred washes the same car in eight minutes.
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How long does it take Al and Fred
to wash the same car together?
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How is this anything?
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Three minutes twenty-five
point seven seconds.
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Wrong.
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I'm sorry. What did you just say?
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You're wrong.
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I'm wrong?
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You're a history teacher teaching English,
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science, whatever you've
got going on at home,
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you waltz your wife in here on career
day... she's a respected attorney.
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My father says she
should've been my mother!
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What do you want from me?
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Mr. Matthews teaches us
about a lot of things.
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He's open-minded that way.
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He can be open-minded because
he knows who we are.
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Oh. She took us both out.
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I teach this way, because in my old
school I had a very strict teacher.
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He teach history, English or math?
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I don't know.
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But in his class there was
no talking. No interruptions.
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So you didn't like him.
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I loved him.
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Then why don't you teach like him?
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Because I would never try and be like him.
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I could only fail.
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I only succeed with you guys
if I get my teaching across
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as effectively as he did.
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You do.
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He does.
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Thank you, Maya.
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And I will, now.
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Al washes a car in six minutes.
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Fred washes the same car in eight minutes.
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He thinks it's math class!
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Somebody stop him!
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You, what's your name?
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Farkle.
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What'd you call me?
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My name is Farkle.
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Who would do that to you?
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So your assignment today
is to wash a car.
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Together.
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With him?
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Especially with him.
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If you do it correctly,
you will find the answer is
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three minutes twenty-five
point seven seconds.
267
00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:41,376
If you do it correctly, you
will find the secret of life.
268
00:10:41,378 --> 00:10:44,412
♪ ♪
269
00:10:46,148 --> 00:10:48,483
♪ ♪
270
00:10:48,485 --> 00:10:49,917
Done.
271
00:10:49,919 --> 00:10:50,440
- Amazing.
- How long?
272
00:10:50,471 --> 00:10:51,561
Nineteen minutes, forty-two seconds.
273
00:10:51,592 --> 00:10:53,888
You are the worst car washer in this class.
274
00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:55,957
Oh, you mean no one will ever
ask me to wash a car for them?
275
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,392
- Say it.
- You're a genius.
276
00:10:57,394 --> 00:10:58,188
Oh, stop.
277
00:10:58,219 --> 00:11:01,362
The only two who washed the car
in six minutes and eight minutes
278
00:11:01,364 --> 00:11:02,242
exactly were Riley and...
279
00:11:02,273 --> 00:11:04,098
Lucas? Was it Lucas?
Could it have been Lucas?
280
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,133
Lucas?
281
00:11:05,135 --> 00:11:06,901
Yeah, Lucas.
282
00:11:06,903 --> 00:11:08,369
I'm not washing a car with him.
283
00:11:08,371 --> 00:11:09,937
Oh yes you are. And you are washing it
284
00:11:09,939 --> 00:11:11,406
in three minutes twenty-five
point seven seconds
285
00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:13,474
and I will go back to
your father and say, ha!
286
00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:15,510
Now pick up that hose.
287
00:11:15,512 --> 00:11:17,045
- Fine.
- And you pick up that bucket.
288
00:11:17,047 --> 00:11:18,246
Yes, sir.
289
00:11:18,248 --> 00:11:20,214
And... go!
290
00:11:23,318 --> 00:11:24,852
No, no. Work together.
291
00:11:24,854 --> 00:11:26,854
The equation doesn't work
if you don't work together.
292
00:11:26,856 --> 00:11:29,323
Riley, I could use some water
over here to rinse this off.
293
00:11:29,325 --> 00:11:32,894
Oh. Water? You want some water?
294
00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:34,162
Yes, please.
295
00:11:34,164 --> 00:11:35,930
Oh, huckleberry, huckleberry...
296
00:11:35,932 --> 00:11:37,999
Whatever bad, bad things
you did at your old school,
297
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,600
you are still such a huckleberry.
298
00:11:39,602 --> 00:11:41,602
Why? You need
water to rinse off...
299
00:11:47,209 --> 00:11:48,409
tell me what you did!
300
00:11:48,411 --> 00:11:49,977
Nothing this bad!
301
00:11:49,979 --> 00:11:51,379
They threw you out of school!
302
00:11:51,381 --> 00:11:51,901
Wash the car!
303
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,881
You're supposed to be washing the car.
304
00:11:53,883 --> 00:11:55,643
Why aren't you washing
the car? Wash the car!
305
00:11:56,318 --> 00:11:58,052
Okay.
306
00:11:58,054 --> 00:12:00,021
When are you gonna tell me what you did?
307
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,289
Fine! You want me to tell you what I did?
308
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:02,924
- Everything!
- Okay.
309
00:12:04,526 --> 00:12:08,629
Good girl, just give me the
hose, and I'll tell you.
310
00:12:08,631 --> 00:12:10,264
Good girl.
311
00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:11,899
Fine.
312
00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:14,335
Thank you.
313
00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,338
No, thank you.
314
00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:19,307
Maya!
315
00:12:20,342 --> 00:12:22,009
(Screaming)
316
00:12:23,178 --> 00:12:25,113
(Screaming)
317
00:12:27,449 --> 00:12:28,549
Wow.
318
00:12:28,551 --> 00:12:30,151
Yours is really something.
319
00:12:30,153 --> 00:12:31,319
She's a lot of work.
320
00:12:31,321 --> 00:12:33,154
What happens to her when you're home, sick?
321
00:12:33,156 --> 00:12:35,256
Oh, I can never get sick.
322
00:12:36,925 --> 00:12:39,527
So, just between you and me
what did ranger Rick really do?
323
00:12:39,529 --> 00:12:41,395
Did he tip over a cow?
324
00:12:41,397 --> 00:12:43,231
Did he put eleven gallons
in a ten gallon hat?
325
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:45,433
I think I already said too much.
326
00:12:45,435 --> 00:12:47,201
And he'll tell you what
he wants to tell you.
327
00:12:47,203 --> 00:12:49,003
You were really best friends?
328
00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:50,304
Oh, there were never better friends.
329
00:12:50,306 --> 00:12:51,539
Oh, I think there were.
330
00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:54,308
And if Riley was coming from Texas, at
least she'd tell me she was coming.
331
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:56,010
Like I said, something happened.
332
00:12:56,012 --> 00:12:57,311
(Riley screaming)
333
00:12:57,313 --> 00:12:59,046
Your friend's a fountain.
334
00:12:59,048 --> 00:13:00,948
(Screaming)
335
00:13:01,683 --> 00:13:03,084
Wait a minute!
336
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,152
Wait! Wait!
337
00:13:04,154 --> 00:13:07,455
Lucas, I lost my contact lens!
338
00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:10,024
Oh my gosh. Riley, I'm so
sorry! I didn't mean to do that.
339
00:13:10,993 --> 00:13:12,693
Wait a minute. Since
when do you wear...
340
00:13:15,097 --> 00:13:16,330
well, you...
341
00:13:16,332 --> 00:13:18,032
Were the first boy I ever liked.
342
00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:19,200
That's a big deal for me.
343
00:13:19,202 --> 00:13:20,268
Are you worth it?
344
00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:21,536
Tell me and I'll believe you.
345
00:13:21,538 --> 00:13:23,638
I want to believe you. Are you worth it?
346
00:13:24,606 --> 00:13:25,740
Yes.
347
00:13:30,512 --> 00:13:33,147
You two have completely
ruined this experiment for me!
348
00:13:33,149 --> 00:13:35,116
You are significantly
over three minutes...
349
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,350
- by how much?
- A day!
350
00:13:36,352 --> 00:13:38,119
And you haven't even dried the car yet.
351
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,626
Okay, okay. I think it's dry!
352
00:13:48,063 --> 00:13:49,664
You're a tight little group, aren't you?
353
00:13:50,566 --> 00:13:52,400
Yeah, we are.
354
00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:56,304
Yeah.
355
00:13:56,306 --> 00:13:58,472
Hey! Farkle's right!
356
00:13:58,474 --> 00:14:00,474
This is a serious
assignment! Put Farkle down!
357
00:14:00,476 --> 00:14:02,009
Now line up right there!
358
00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:03,678
Stand up straight! Straighter!
359
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,646
I'm gonna show you how you do
this right! Open your mouths!
360
00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:07,148
Open 'em!
361
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,416
Amateurs.
362
00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:11,252
♪ ♪
363
00:14:21,196 --> 00:14:23,030
♪ ♪
364
00:14:24,099 --> 00:14:26,200
Al washes a car in six minutes.
365
00:14:26,202 --> 00:14:28,769
Fred washes the same car in eight minutes.
366
00:14:28,771 --> 00:14:32,240
How long does it take Al and Fred
to wash the same car together?
367
00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:34,141
Farkle?
368
00:14:34,143 --> 00:14:35,576
They were snapping towels at each other!
369
00:14:35,578 --> 00:14:37,645
I said, "the car's not even
dry yet!" And they went...
370
00:14:37,647 --> 00:14:41,048
(Imitating hose spraying) Whoa!
371
00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:43,050
She's the fountain. (Shouts nonsense)
372
00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:47,521
So, not three minutes
twenty-five point seven seconds?
373
00:14:47,523 --> 00:14:49,357
I was "wruhh."
374
00:14:49,359 --> 00:14:51,492
- Excuse me?
- I was "wruhh!"
375
00:14:53,562 --> 00:14:54,209
Well...
376
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,827
It takes a big man to
admit when he was "wruhh!"
377
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,601
There is no answer to this equation.
378
00:15:00,603 --> 00:15:02,336
Except on paper.
379
00:15:02,338 --> 00:15:04,405
Except in a math class.
380
00:15:05,474 --> 00:15:06,741
Which this isn't.
381
00:15:06,743 --> 00:15:08,209
Is there an answer in life?
382
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:08,711
Ah.
383
00:15:08,722 --> 00:15:10,611
Now we have arrived at the secret.
384
00:15:10,613 --> 00:15:11,812
Lucas' secret?
385
00:15:11,814 --> 00:15:12,514
Bigger than that.
386
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,316
Riley, sometimes things come out
when they're supposed to come out.
387
00:15:15,318 --> 00:15:17,385
As long as you're not
different than I think...
388
00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:19,620
Because I think a lot of you.
389
00:15:19,622 --> 00:15:21,222
I used to be different than I am now.
390
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,556
What happened?
391
00:15:22,558 --> 00:15:24,091
I came here.
392
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,494
And there's your answer, yogi.
393
00:15:27,696 --> 00:15:29,130
There's the secret of life.
394
00:15:30,432 --> 00:15:32,466
People change people.
395
00:15:34,202 --> 00:15:37,638
No matter what I teach you in here,
learning from the people you care about
396
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,441
is more important than
the words on any page.
397
00:15:41,677 --> 00:15:43,444
That's why I let you
talk in here sometimes.
398
00:15:44,713 --> 00:15:46,287
That's why it's interesting.
399
00:15:46,318 --> 00:15:49,884
Mr. Babineaux might've
appreciated that, if he was here.
400
00:15:49,886 --> 00:15:51,519
Where's your friend, Mr. Friar?
401
00:15:51,521 --> 00:15:54,121
I don't know. I can't always
be responsible for him.
402
00:15:54,123 --> 00:15:55,523
Sure you can.
403
00:15:56,658 --> 00:15:58,426
But maybe in a different way now.
404
00:15:58,428 --> 00:16:00,294
Look...
405
00:16:00,296 --> 00:16:01,796
Zay's mouth gets him in trouble.
406
00:16:01,798 --> 00:16:03,631
He thinks he's tougher than he is, maybe.
407
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,533
But he's my friend.
408
00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:07,501
And I care about my friends.
409
00:16:07,503 --> 00:16:09,870
Riley, you understand
that better than anyone.
410
00:16:09,872 --> 00:16:11,872
What was I supposed to do?
411
00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:17,244
I'm sorry, again.
412
00:16:17,246 --> 00:16:19,280
I'm working on it, okay?
413
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:22,350
♪ ♪
414
00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:24,719
So, I'm new here, you know?
415
00:16:24,721 --> 00:16:26,721
Just tryin' to fit in to what
should be my crowd, you know?
416
00:16:26,723 --> 00:16:28,923
Seeking out my kind of people, you know?
417
00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:31,692
I'm sensing you know
what I'm talking about.
418
00:16:31,694 --> 00:16:33,454
Look at you. You know
what I'm talking about.
419
00:16:37,232 --> 00:16:39,233
That's why I'm not in my extra math class.
420
00:16:39,235 --> 00:16:41,669
'Cause right away, I knew you didn't
fit in with these people either.
421
00:16:41,671 --> 00:16:43,270
You know, these car washers?
422
00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:45,306
I'm gonna run with you now.
423
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,441
You're welcome.
424
00:16:49,378 --> 00:16:50,878
Oh, not again...
425
00:16:51,947 --> 00:16:53,214
I'm up in the air.
426
00:16:53,216 --> 00:16:56,283
Lucas!
427
00:16:56,285 --> 00:16:59,320
Oh, not again... I'll be right back, sir.
428
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,022
- Lucas.
- I'm okay, sir.
429
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,357
Lucas!
430
00:17:04,192 --> 00:17:05,526
I'm okay, sir.
431
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:09,363
If I manage to not come back expelled,
432
00:17:10,399 --> 00:17:11,632
then you have all changed me.
433
00:17:14,469 --> 00:17:15,636
Dad?
434
00:17:20,442 --> 00:17:21,642
I did it again.
435
00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:22,943
I'm sorry.
436
00:17:22,945 --> 00:17:24,945
It's okay, zay. Get outta here.
437
00:17:36,825 --> 00:17:38,359
(Clicking tongue)
438
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:46,400
Are you kidding me?
439
00:17:47,669 --> 00:17:49,270
I had a neck in my hand.
440
00:17:49,272 --> 00:17:51,338
I liked it.
441
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,773
I miss it.
442
00:17:54,242 --> 00:17:55,309
You my new neck?
443
00:17:56,411 --> 00:17:57,778
Are you the one?
444
00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:59,814
Because there's one in
every school, isn't there?
445
00:17:59,816 --> 00:18:01,315
So, in this school you're the...
446
00:18:01,317 --> 00:18:03,384
yeah. It's me.
447
00:18:04,453 --> 00:18:05,920
Daddy? Are you going to stop this?
448
00:18:05,922 --> 00:18:07,421
Not yet.
449
00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:11,425
I couldn't help notice your pointy boots.
450
00:18:11,427 --> 00:18:13,461
Back in Texas we appreciate
a nice pointy boot.
451
00:18:13,463 --> 00:18:16,297
They can end a fight real quick.
452
00:18:16,299 --> 00:18:19,834
Unless somebody knows to put his heel on
the soft part where all of your toes are.
453
00:18:21,436 --> 00:18:22,870
Ow.
454
00:18:24,573 --> 00:18:26,373
Now I'm sure you'd like to throw a punch.
455
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:28,943
Except I got both your wrists.
And I'm as strong as a horse.
456
00:18:28,945 --> 00:18:31,345
I don't even work at it. I just am.
457
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:36,450
The way I see it, all that matters
is what happens after you let go.
458
00:18:36,452 --> 00:18:37,172
Yeah.
459
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:40,054
I know it'd be simpler to just
start takin' shots at each other,
460
00:18:40,056 --> 00:18:41,377
but I'm gonna tell you something,
461
00:18:42,357 --> 00:18:43,858
and you really need to hear this.
462
00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:46,393
In the end,
463
00:18:47,462 --> 00:18:48,942
you're gonna be the one on the floor.
464
00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:51,432
And I'm gonna be the one who walks away.
465
00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:55,536
Ohh.
466
00:18:56,638 --> 00:18:58,506
He's gonna be a veterinarian.
467
00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:01,008
So,
468
00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,377
I'm gonna do you a favor.
469
00:19:04,479 --> 00:19:05,946
And let you keep your reputation.
470
00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:09,550
Now I'd like you to let me keep mine,
471
00:19:09,552 --> 00:19:11,886
otherwise we're gonna be twenty
and still be in middle school.
472
00:19:11,888 --> 00:19:13,387
You want that?
473
00:19:14,523 --> 00:19:15,789
I am twenty.
474
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,530
So, I could've taken him, right?
475
00:19:22,532 --> 00:19:23,312
Sure.
476
00:19:23,343 --> 00:19:26,433
Why do you keep finding
yourself in these situations?
477
00:19:26,435 --> 00:19:28,769
Well, I like knowing you have my back.
478
00:19:36,444 --> 00:19:38,045
So, what are you doing here, Zay?
479
00:19:38,047 --> 00:19:40,447
Well, maybe I missed my
best friend, all right?
480
00:19:40,449 --> 00:19:42,416
Maybe I had a friend in Texas
481
00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:44,418
and he moved away and I
missed hanging out with him.
482
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:45,920
And I convinced my entire family
483
00:19:45,922 --> 00:19:47,821
- to pack everything...
- Your dad got transferred?
484
00:19:47,823 --> 00:19:49,757
Yeah, same as you.
485
00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:52,026
Look, I'm glad you're here, buddy.
486
00:19:52,028 --> 00:19:52,928
But...
487
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,560
I don't wanna have to keep being
the same guy you knew back in Texas.
488
00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,900
Yeah. I'm not so sure you are.
489
00:20:05,473 --> 00:20:06,941
People change people.
490
00:20:09,911 --> 00:20:11,111
Secret of life.
491
00:20:12,881 --> 00:20:15,382
♪ ♪
492
00:20:20,488 --> 00:20:22,556
I can drive daddy crazy in eight seconds.
493
00:20:22,558 --> 00:20:25,559
I can drive mommy crazy in six seconds.
494
00:20:27,062 --> 00:20:29,163
How long does it take Auggie and Riley
495
00:20:29,165 --> 00:20:31,432
to drive mommy and daddy crazy together?
496
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,034
- You feel like a movie?
- Love to.
497
00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:38,405
- Hey!
- What?
498
00:20:38,407 --> 00:20:39,840
You can't just get up
in the middle of dinner
499
00:20:39,842 --> 00:20:41,575
and walk out on them
before they drive you crazy.
500
00:20:41,577 --> 00:20:43,877
We can do whatever we want.
501
00:20:43,879 --> 00:20:46,747
See, we couldn't when we were kids,
but that's why we became parents.
502
00:20:48,516 --> 00:20:50,017
Well, what do you call that?
503
00:20:50,019 --> 00:20:51,552
Secret of life.
504
00:20:53,021 --> 00:20:54,588
There's lots of 'em.
505
00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:57,958
(Music playing)