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- I apologized!
- I don't care!
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I apologized like 50 times.
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You don't do that to me.
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How many times are you
gonna make me say I'm sorry?
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Are you actually sorry?
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No!
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Oh, this one's bad.
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It's Riley and Maya.
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They love each other.
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Fine, you don't want
to sit by me? Fabulous.
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I will not stink up the
integrity of our bay window
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with this ridiculous argument.
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You come here and stink it up right now.
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No, this one's really bad.
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It'll go away.
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They're gonna marry each other.
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You stood up for Lucas and not me!
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I'm not standing up for him.
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You didn't disagree with him.
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Well, when you really think
about it, he wasn't wrong.
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Who cares?
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Oh, right and wrong don't matter now?
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The only thing that matters is you and me.
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When have I ever not stood up for you?
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When I'm wrong!
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You're always wrong!
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Or you're always right. Who cares?
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I don't listen, I just stick
up for you automatically.
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Ooh, chick fight!
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Chick fight right here,
ladies and gentlemen.
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One dollar to see the
shocker by the lockers.
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Brought to you by Zay
Babineaux enterprises.
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I'm not gonna be the cause of this.
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Too late, huckleberry.
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Huckleberry.
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You know why it happened, Maya?
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All you do is call me names.
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I finally struck back once.
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This has nothing to do with
you, who I will deal with later.
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Yee.
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This happened because she stuck up for you.
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I didn't stick up for him.
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You didn't disagree with him.
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How could she disagree
with him, he's right?
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- You're next!
- I want to be first.
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Yee.
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He is right, you know.
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Why does that mean so much to everybody?
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When being right is more
important than being friends...
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Then that's the end of being friends.
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Yeah, no chance.
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Is this still going on?
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Look at 'em!
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Yowzas!
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I'm moving my seat.
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Yeah, you just do that.
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Mr. Friar?
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I'm sorry, I couldn't take it anymore.
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I finally called her a name.
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She's called me a thousand names.
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I called her one name.
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Move.
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Do it.
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He's under my protection.
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You want to tangle with me?
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Not yet.
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Move.
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Why didn't you disagree with him, Riley?
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Maya, how can I disagree with what
he said if what he said was true?
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In life, no matter what
happens sometimes all you need
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is someone who will be
there for you no matter what.
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What he said is true!
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I'm not talking to you!
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Then I'm not talking to you!
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Well, that's the way it
would work, wouldn't it?
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Not the way we're doing it.
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Okay, darlings.
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If everyone will focus their
attention to the front of the room...
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War.
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World wars can begin with a single gunshot.
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And wars between friends can
also begin with an isolated event.
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One time in college, all my friends
had a war, and it was great...
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Until it wasn't.
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I won't let it come to that, Mr. Matthews.
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Neither will I.
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- Maya?
- What?
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Let me tell you how much I
am not going to talk to you.
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You're pathetic at this.
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Well, we've never done this before.
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Sorry, guys, but I think this is gonna take
someone a little better at this than us.
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This is gonna take someone with
a very unique set of skills.
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This is gonna take...
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I have been summoned.
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Stranger!
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Bah!
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Bah bah!
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Okay!
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Riley!
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Why'd you blow the whistle?
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Caveman!
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Honey, it's not a caveman.
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It's your Uncle Eric.
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Okay, it's a caveman.
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Honey, remember about your Uncle Eric,
same rules we told you at the zoo.
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Don't stand too close, don't feed him,
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and whatever you do, do not call him Koko.
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Okay, girls. Here we go.
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Ah, you missed the whole parade.
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My brother!
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My brother!
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Hey, Eric.
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'Pangers! You're still here?
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- Yeah.
- Hey.
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Hello, niche.
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Uncle Eric.
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Little 'Pangers!
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Uncle Eric!
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Oh! Oh! It's cousin Auggie!
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Hey!
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How you doin', buddy?
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Uncle Eric, how come you look like this?
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Because they elected him mayor.
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Who would do that?
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The good people of Stupidtown.
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It's not pronounced Stupidtown!
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How is it pronounced?
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St. Upid Town.
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Oh.
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How St. Upid of me.
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I don't get it!
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And you're the mayor of St. Upid Town?
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Yes! I was elected in a landslide.
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See, after the landslide, everybody
that wasn't killed voted for me.
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It's a lovely little village right
on the border of New York and France.
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New York doesn't even border France.
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It borders Canada.
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Well, then why do they speak French?
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Why don't they speak Canadahoo?
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It's quebec.
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- The jeopardy guy?
- No.
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Who is the jeopardy guy?
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No.
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You have a stupid name.
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No, see I look like this
because they look like this.
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When they elected me mayor of them,
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I wanted them to know
that I was one of them.
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I mean, people go nuts for the way I look.
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Do people go nuts for the way you look?
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I wore high-heels once.
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People have responded.
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You're too young.
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It takes away your vulnerability.
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Well, we know that now.
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Anyhoo, I've been summoned.
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Why have I been brought to here?
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Because Cory thinks when
it comes to helping people,
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you somehow turn into a genius.
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I'm in a fight with my best friend.
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There will be no losing friends.
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Lose one friend, lose all friends.
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Lose yourself.
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That's genius!
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I told you.
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Have faith in him.
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They didn't elect you just
because you look like that.
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No, they elected me because
people trust me on their issues.
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I don't have to look like this.
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Everybody look at me!
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Ow!
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I called in my brother to help because
no one here wants to see your battle
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become a war.
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And Eric's really good
at this, because you wanna
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believe that everybody has
to be good at something.
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Thank you, tuba.
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Eric's also good at this because he
completely knows how to talk to people.
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Right.
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Now...
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Which one of you is Riley's friend, Moesha?
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It's Maya.
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Oh, okay.
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So, what are you fighting about?
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She didn't take my side.
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I couldn't take her side based on
what was said, which is the problem
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with this whole thing, because
Maya is making too big of a deal
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of what was said.
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Uh-huh, okay. Okay.
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Now, which one was she?
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She's the one who used
to be my best friend.
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Oh, I'm sorry, but your best friend
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is supposed to be the person you
stand up for in front of people.
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Okay...
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Look... listen, Riley.
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Look, in Margie's point of view...
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Right and wrong don't matter.
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There's nothing more
important than the friendship.
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I just can't side with her this time.
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This time we just can't
go into candy cane world.
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We can't just go skipping
over the rainbow bridge
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with our underwear on our head.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm not doing that again.
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When a real friend comes
into your life, I mean...
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If one true friend comes
through this window,
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then sometimes to protect the friendship,
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then right and wrong, they
have to go out the window.
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Do you understand?
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No.
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Honey, I think Eric's employing a
broad-based concept of value of friendship
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taking priority...
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I'm sorry, are you
explaining something to me?
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No.
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- Yo, bozo.
- Yes?
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A true friend always lets her friend
know what she is really thinking.
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That is the definition of friendship.
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Is there anybody here who could
possibly disagree with that?
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Well, I think what Eric's trying...
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are you kidding me?
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Yeah, okay, you know what no
one can argue with there, tomato?
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Um, when I finally hear
what this argument is about,
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and I fix it all up in like one second.
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Yeah, okay, Malala, come here.
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Now, I need you to tell us what
this fight is about, so I can fix it.
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Lucas called me short.
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Fix it.
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Yeah, I can't fix that.
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Eric, I brought you in because you're the
only one I know who can do the impossible.
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You're my big brother.
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Fix it.
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Okay, you know what? Fine. Stay a hobbit.
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I'll just fix this one.
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Okay, you know, I can't do
anything if no one's gonna help.
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Lucas called me a short
little stack of pancakes,
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and Riley didn't say I wasn't.
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And I don't want to be a
short little stack of pancakes.
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Oh, boy.
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I don't think I'm gonna grow anymore.
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I might be done, too.
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What are the primary causes of war?
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You may be wondering why I'm...
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not now.
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Freedom.
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- Religion.
- Pancakes.
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You may be wondering why...
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- Not now!
- Ah...
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Can't we be friends again?
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- We're at war, Riley.
- Why?
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Because when I knew I could count
on you to defend me, I felt at peace.
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Now, I'm not at peace.
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Maya, what's the difference
what anybody says?
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Because even if I am short, I never felt
like I was until you didn't disagree.
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In any war, the immediate danger
is escalation to other countries.
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It seems like this is about Riley and Maya.
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How could it escal...
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I get it now.
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Right. So, in order to avoid that,
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the next step would be to bring in a
mediating body, like the united nations.
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But, unfortunately, they said no,
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so I've decided to bring in a
respected intellect from the north.
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Now, Eric!
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Oww!
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Now, what was I going to say?
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You may wonder what it is yeah?
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I'm doing here.
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Uh-huh.
265
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Who is this guy?
266
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Well, this guy is my brother Eric,
267
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and, to be honest, there's
no one that I trust more
268
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when it comes to the art of mediation.
269
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Mediation.
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Sitting cross-legged going ohm...
271
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my legs are killing me.
272
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:22,193
Right, so, it's certainly no secret
that war has broken out among us.
273
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,196
I thought it might be an interesting
lesson for you guys to see
274
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how rational and caring
people can bring war to an end.
275
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,135
Dad, are you sure?
276
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Yeah. He's got this.
277
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Uh, Eric, Eric?
278
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You do have this, right? I mean...
279
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I know we mess around a lot, but the
stakes are kind of high on this one.
280
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,523
Look, I just wanna thank
you for believing in me.
281
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,096
- My brother.
- My brother.
282
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Okay, I need there to be as many
people around as possible for this.
283
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:04,404
Why?
284
00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:06,253
Well, as mayor, I'm around
other people all the time.
285
00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:08,281
When you begin to
understand them, you get
286
00:15:08,312 --> 00:15:10,401
that everybody has the
same thing in common.
287
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:15,079
Now, here we have two friends at war.
288
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,180
Why?
289
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,348
Who fired the first shot?
290
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,118
I called Maya a short stack of pancakes.
291
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,087
Okay, now was that really the first
shot, or did Maya call you anything
292
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,122
to make you say that to her?
293
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,334
She called me "huckleberry."
294
00:15:25,365 --> 00:15:28,389
There's also a possibility I may
have called him "Ranger Rick" once.
295
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,082
Once?
296
00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:33,127
Oh, yeah, "Ranger Roy" once,
"Ranger Rick" is every day.
297
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,200
Oh, don't forget about
"Bucky McBoing-Boing."
298
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,136
Oh, that was a fun day.
299
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,204
Oh, and she comes up to my face and goes,
300
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,306
- Ha...
- Hurr...
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Like it's the way I talk.
302
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,176
Oh. Okay, now why do you do that?
303
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,277
Because he lets me.
304
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,279
Oh. Well, why do you let her?
305
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,281
Yeah, I'd like to know that myself.
306
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,217
And all he do is call you a short stack
of pancakes, and you're mad at him?
307
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,219
I'm not mad at him. I'm mad at her.
308
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:59,157
I'm sorry, Maya, but how can I possibly
defend you from how tall you are?
309
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,459
The same way I defend
you from how tall you are.
310
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,961
What?
311
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,363
Let's say somebody here called you...
312
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,265
I don't know, "Riley Superklutz."
313
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,399
What?
314
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,201
It's okay, Riley.
315
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,437
You know, maybe you got these
big old gawky legs and arms
316
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,906
that you're not really in
such good control of yet.
317
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:17,375
So, maybe sometimes you
don't walk around so good.
318
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,376
Do I do that a lot?
319
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,878
No, but sometimes you do this.
320
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,415
Hey! Nobody laughs at her but me.
321
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:32,323
I've never once heard anybody
call me "Riley Superklutz."
322
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,258
Because I've always had your back.
323
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,228
That's how you all see me?
324
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,463
Yeah.
325
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:42,300
Okay, well, that kind of hurts.
326
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,434
Why does it hurt?
327
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,203
Because it's true, Riley.
328
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,766
Some of these things are true about us.
329
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:49,340
But, you defended me?
330
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,175
Of course I defended you.
331
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,410
Even when it was true?
332
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,511
It doesn't matter.
333
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:56,948
Why?
334
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,216
Why what?
335
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,350
Why doesn't it matter?
336
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,020
'Cause we're best friends.
337
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,255
- I can't hear you.
- Because we're best friends!
338
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,557
I still can't hear you. Something's wrong!
339
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,266
They're best friends, Eric.
340
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,968
They realize that.
341
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,336
You did it.
342
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,370
No.
343
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,505
No?
344
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,473
No, we knew that already.
345
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,308
That's not it.
346
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,210
This goes deeper.
347
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,545
Do you think I'm a superklutz?
348
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,313
Yeah.
349
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,515
Do you think I'm super short?
350
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,583
I think you're regular short.
351
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,354
Thanks.
352
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:40,491
So, you knew that everybody was
calling me this, but you didn't tell me?
353
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,427
I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
354
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,263
Well, that didn't work.
355
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,301
I'd join you, but I'm already down here.
356
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,440
What do you mean it goes deeper than that?
357
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,575
You know, I've never admitted this before,
358
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,311
but sometimes I wonder if my
desire for world domination
359
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:03,381
actually comes from deep down
feeling like I'm squeaky the mouse.
360
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,416
What makes you feel like that?
361
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,551
- You do.
- How?
362
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,253
Just by being alive, you freak!
363
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:11,355
I'm a freak?
364
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,164
Look at you!
365
00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:15,423
Look at your freak face, and
your freak hair. You make me sick!
366
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,563
Hey, you think this is easy?
367
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,431
You think it's easy being me every day?
368
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,632
Shut up!
369
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,268
Yeah, okay.
370
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,404
One dollar to look at the freak.
371
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,340
Oh, be quiet, flat butt.
372
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,608
What?
373
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,312
Really? I had no idea.
374
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:39,952
You got this?
375
00:18:39,983 --> 00:18:43,554
Yeah, the people elected me mayor
because they trust me with their issues.
376
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,289
You mean political issues?
377
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,458
Nope. Don't know anything about those.
378
00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:53,297
No, they trust me with their people issues,
which, it turns out everybody has,
379
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,666
and they all seem to
show up right about now.
380
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,505
The enemy's not each other, guys.
381
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,374
You're all going through the same thing.
382
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,376
It's part of growing up.
383
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,345
I'm a klutz.
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00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,412
I'm a pancake.
385
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,348
- Squeak.
- Freak.
386
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,383
That's why it hurts to sit.
387
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,523
Well, what a bunch of weirdos we are.
388
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,398
Guess I'm just gonna have to get used to
going through life looking up at people,
389
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,433
and people looking down at me.
390
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:32,403
And I'm just going to
sit here and never move.
391
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:39,110
I think it's about going through
life with the right attitude, girls.
392
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:41,512
I mean, I think we need to
recognize people for who they are,
393
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,474
not what they look like.
394
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:45,416
Because it's only our contribution
to the world and to each other
395
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,789
that gives us any real stature.
396
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,487
That's easy for you to say.
Everybody looks up to you.
397
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,557
Because you're this brilliant,
strong, Amazon warrior.
398
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,360
Oh, really?
399
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,129
Whoa, you're a shrimp.
400
00:19:58,131 --> 00:19:59,430
Yeah.
401
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,881
- You've always been like this?
- Yeah.
402
00:20:00,912 --> 00:20:03,467
- You're not just doing this for me?
- No, Maya, this is me.
403
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,436
But, you're the fiercest woman I know.
404
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,272
And so are you.
405
00:20:06,303 --> 00:20:09,637
Honey, a couple of short stacks of
pancakes like us can do just fine.
406
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,710
And a Superklutz!
407
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:14,696
- Whoa!
- Ugh...
408
00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:18,149
You feeling any better about yourself?
409
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,483
Yeah.
410
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,586
How about you, Riley?
411
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,521
Yeah, she's unconscious.
412
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,396
- Maya?
- Riles?
413
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,565
I think when there's a whole
world of people out there
414
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,667
who might say something about who you are
415
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,000
or the way you look,
it's areal good idea to
416
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,569
have friends who will
defend you no matter what.
417
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,609
I'm that from now on.
418
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:45,483
Thank you, Riley.
419
00:20:45,514 --> 00:20:48,743
You're welcome, you fierce Amazon warrior.
420
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,416
You know, if you just let
me mess you up a little bit,
421
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,452
I think you'd be a lot
more relatable to people.
422
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,487
Okay, go ahead.
423
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:02,793
Okay?
424
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,695
How did that make you better?
425
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,799
Seriously, does it not
hurt anyone else to sit?
426
00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:12,603
I owe you an apology, Eric.
427
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,539
People who underestimate
you are making a big mistake.
428
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,475
Cory was right to have faith in you.
429
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,544
You really are a mature,
normal human being.
430
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,480
I am not!
431
00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:24,782
Never mind.
432
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:28,719
Whoa, what's that?
433
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:32,590
That's my Uncle Eric, mayor.
434
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,692
He's great with the issues.
435
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,761
The people in France are lucky to have you.
436
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,564
Yeah, I gotta say, you
did really well for us.
437
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:41,799
Thank you, Mordecai.
438
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,469
You really know how to talk to people.
439
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,737
Have you ever thought
about taking over the world?
440
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,773
World, you say?
441
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:52,209
Yeah, uh, fortunately, the world
has protective mechanisms in place
442
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:53,678
that would never allow that to happen.
443
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,814
Yes. Fortunately.
444
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,556
Scandal rocks Washington today,
445
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,659
as Jefferson Davis Graham,
long-time senator from New York
446
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:15,533
did something so incredibly stupid, his
chance at re-election is, like, zero.
447
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,570
Unless they can somehow pull an even
bigger blockhead out of the woods
448
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,542
to run against him.
449
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,738
But, even in American politics,
that could never happen.
450
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,578
We'll be back after this
with sports and weather.
451
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,580
Face it, we're finished.
452
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:32,717
There isn't a guy in the universe
couldn't beat our candidate right now.
453
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,652
Too good. Winner.
454
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,521
Oh, he beats us. She beats us.
455
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,590
Whoa!
456
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,759
Lookie here, Chester.
457
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,830
You're welcome, America.