1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:06,438 - Riley: I apologized! - Maya: I don't care! 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,474 I apologized like 50 times. 4 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:10,209 You don't do that to me. 5 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,477 How many times are you gonna make me say I'm sorry? 6 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:12,511 Are you actually sorry? 7 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,912 No! 8 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,280 Oh, this one's bad. 9 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:16,915 It's Riley and Maya. 10 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:18,484 They love each other. 11 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:21,387 Fine, you don't want to sit by me? Fabulous. 12 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:25,257 I will not stink up the integrity of our bay window 13 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,259 with this ridiculous argument. 14 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,395 You come here and stink it up right now. 15 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,232 No, this one's really bad. 16 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:34,933 It'll go away. 17 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,535 They're gonna marry each other. 18 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:40,305 Maya: You stood up for Lucas and not me! 19 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:41,540 I'm not standing up for him. 20 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,975 You didn't disagree with him. 21 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:45,377 Well, when you really think about it, he wasn't wrong. 22 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:45,953 Who cares? 23 00:00:45,984 --> 00:00:48,247 Oh, right and wrong don't matter now? 24 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,982 The only thing that matters is you and me. 25 00:00:49,984 --> 00:00:51,350 When have I ever not stood up for you? 26 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:52,351 When I'm wrong! 27 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:53,385 You're always wrong! 28 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:53,967 (Gasps) 29 00:00:53,998 --> 00:00:56,288 Or you're always right. Who cares? 30 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,357 I don't listen, I just stick up for you automatically. 31 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,359 Ooh, chick fight! 32 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:04,296 Chick fight right here, ladies and gentlemen. 33 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:07,366 One dollar to see the shocker by the lockers. 34 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:11,336 Brought to you by Zay Babineaux enterprises. 35 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:13,505 I'm not gonna be the cause of this. 36 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:14,506 Too late, huckleberry. 37 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,408 (Chuckles) Huckleberry. 38 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:18,977 You know why it happened, Maya? 39 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:20,379 All you do is call me names. 40 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:21,244 I finally struck back once. 41 00:01:21,275 --> 00:01:23,515 This has nothing to do with you, who I will deal with later. 42 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,284 Boys: Yee. 43 00:01:25,766 --> 00:01:27,486 This happened because she stuck up for you. 44 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:28,487 I didn't stick up for him. 45 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:29,988 You didn't disagree with him. 46 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,390 How could she disagree with him, he's right? 47 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:32,792 - You're next! - I want to be first. 48 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:35,461 Both: Yee. 49 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:38,297 He is right, you know. 50 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,466 Why does that mean so much to everybody? 51 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,402 When being right is more important than being friends... 52 00:01:44,124 --> 00:01:45,604 Then that's the end of being friends. 53 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,606 (Bell rings) 54 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,448 Yeah, no chance. 55 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:02,688 Is this still going on? 56 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,289 Look at 'em! 57 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:06,391 Yowzas! 58 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,494 I'm moving my seat. 59 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,661 Yeah, you just do that. 60 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:12,165 Mr. Friar? 61 00:02:12,196 --> 00:02:14,433 I'm sorry, I couldn't take it anymore. 62 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:16,068 I finally called her a name. 63 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:17,402 She's called me a thousand names. 64 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:18,437 I called her one name. 65 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:19,505 Move. 66 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:24,510 Do it. 67 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,447 He's under my protection. 68 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:29,515 You want to tangle with me? 69 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:30,582 Not yet. 70 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,119 Move. 71 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:38,557 (Giggles) 72 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:47,599 Why didn't you disagree with him, Riley? 73 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:52,404 Maya, how can I disagree with what he said if what he said was true? 74 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:54,822 In life, no matter what happens sometimes all you need 75 00:02:54,853 --> 00:02:57,109 is someone who will be there for you no matter what. 76 00:02:57,111 --> 00:02:59,077 What he said is true! 77 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:00,445 I'm not talking to you! 78 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:01,223 Then I'm not talking to you! 79 00:03:01,254 --> 00:03:02,748 Well, that's the way it would work, wouldn't it? 80 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,483 Not the way we're doing it. 81 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:07,153 Okay, darlings. 82 00:03:07,184 --> 00:03:10,355 If everyone will focus their attention to the front of the room... 83 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,690 War. 84 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,694 World wars can begin with a single gunshot. 85 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:20,465 And wars between friends can also begin with an isolated event. 86 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:24,636 One time in college, all my friends had a war, and it was great... 87 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:27,105 Until it wasn't. 88 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,507 I won't let it come to that, Mr. Matthews. 89 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:29,508 Neither will I. 90 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,130 - Maya? - What? 91 00:03:30,161 --> 00:03:32,611 Let me tell you how much I am not going to talk to you. 92 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:33,745 You're pathetic at this. 93 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,144 Well, we've never done this before. 94 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:41,687 Sorry, guys, but I think this is gonna take someone a little better at this than us. 95 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:45,457 This is gonna take someone with a very unique set of skills. 96 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,159 This is gonna take... 97 00:03:47,161 --> 00:03:48,660 (Bangs on door, scratching) 98 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:52,764 (Scratching stops) 99 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,602 (Scratching resumes) 100 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:26,598 I have been summoned. 101 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,736 (Shouts) Stranger! 102 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:38,710 Bah! 103 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:41,780 Bah bah! 104 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:46,451 (Vocalizes fanfare) 105 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:52,691 (Continues vocalizing) 106 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,526 Eric: Okay! 107 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,695 (Theme music playing) 108 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,834 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 109 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,469 ♪ for a day ♪ 110 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,357 ♪ like this to come ♪ 111 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,738 ♪ struck like lightning ♪ 112 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,608 ♪ my heart's beating like a drum ♪ 113 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:10,809 ♪ on the edge ♪ 114 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,578 ♪ of something wonderful ♪ 115 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:16,548 ♪ face to face with changes ♪ 116 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,616 ♪ what's it all about? ♪ 117 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,651 ♪ Life is crazy ♪ 118 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,652 ♪ but I know ♪ 119 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,687 ♪ I can work it out ♪ 120 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:22,821 ♪ 'cause I got you ♪ 121 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,757 ♪ to live it with me ♪ 122 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,559 ♪ I feel all right ♪ 123 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,795 ♪ I'm gonna take on the world ♪ 124 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,596 ♪ light up the stars ♪ 125 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,532 ♪ I've got some pages to turn ♪ 126 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,267 ♪ I'm singing "go-o-o" ♪ 127 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:38,503 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 128 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:41,506 ♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪ 129 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:42,774 ♪ take on the world ♪ 130 00:05:42,805 --> 00:05:45,510 ♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪ 131 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:46,845 ♪ take on the world. ♪ 132 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:51,850 Riley! 133 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:52,851 Why'd you blow the whistle? 134 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,519 Caveman! 135 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,589 Honey, it's not a caveman. 136 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:58,757 It's your Uncle Eric. 137 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,360 Okay, it's a caveman. 138 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:04,730 Honey, remember about your Uncle Eric, same rules we told you at the zoo. 139 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,264 Don't stand too close, don't feed him, 140 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,533 and whatever you do, do not call him Koko. 141 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:11,603 Okay, girls. Here we go. 142 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:17,609 Ah, you missed the whole parade. 143 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:19,711 My brother! 144 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,746 My brother! 145 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:21,813 (Both chuckle) 146 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:24,816 Hey, Eric. 147 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,319 'Pangers! You're still here? 148 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:28,620 - Yeah. - Hey. 149 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:31,823 Hello, niche. 150 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,558 Uncle Eric. 151 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,826 Little 'Pangers! 152 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:38,597 Uncle Eric! 153 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,665 Oh! Oh! It's cousin Auggie! 154 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,335 Hey! 155 00:06:43,337 --> 00:06:44,770 How you doin', buddy? 156 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,606 Uncle Eric, how come you look like this? 157 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,574 Because they elected him mayor. 158 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:50,609 Who would do that? 159 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,577 The good people of Stupidtown. 160 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:55,714 It's not pronounced Stupidtown! 161 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:56,715 How is it pronounced? 162 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,650 St. Upid Town. 163 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:00,752 Oh. 164 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,921 How St. Upid of me. 165 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,736 I don't get it! 166 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:09,861 And you're the mayor of St. Upid Town? 167 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,930 Yes! I was elected in a landslide. 168 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,900 See, after the landslide, everybody that wasn't killed voted for me. 169 00:07:16,064 --> 00:07:18,904 It's a lovely little village right on the border of New York and France. 170 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,872 New York doesn't even border France. 171 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:21,611 It borders Canada. 172 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,742 Well, then why do they speak French? 173 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,744 Why don't they speak Canadahoo? 174 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:28,880 It's quebec. 175 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,682 - The jeopardy guy? - No. 176 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,617 Who is the jeopardy guy? 177 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,618 No. 178 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,619 (Chuckles) 179 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:35,954 You have a stupid name. 180 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:40,392 No, see I look like this because they look like this. 181 00:07:40,394 --> 00:07:41,893 When they elected me mayor of them, 182 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,695 I wanted them to know that I was one of them. 183 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,630 I mean, people go nuts for the way I look. 184 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,932 Do people go nuts for the way you look? 185 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,867 I wore high-heels once. 186 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,769 People have responded. 187 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:51,870 You're too young. 188 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,672 It takes away your vulnerability. 189 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:55,006 Well, we know that now. 190 00:07:56,742 --> 00:07:58,376 Anyhoo, I've been summoned. 191 00:07:58,378 --> 00:07:59,621 Why have I been brought to here? 192 00:07:59,652 --> 00:08:01,913 Because Cory thinks when it comes to helping people, 193 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,782 you somehow turn into a genius. 194 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,784 I'm in a fight with my best friend. 195 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,853 There will be no losing friends. 196 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,957 Lose one friend, lose all friends. 197 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,959 Lose yourself. 198 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,662 That's genius! 199 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,397 I told you. 200 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:20,199 Have faith in him. 201 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:23,401 They didn't elect you just because you look like that. 202 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:26,738 No, they elected me because people trust me on their issues. 203 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:27,906 I don't have to look like this. 204 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:30,809 Everybody look at me! 205 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:35,013 Ow! 206 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:46,858 I called in my brother to help because no one here wants to see your battle 207 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:47,380 become a war. 208 00:08:47,386 --> 00:08:49,337 And Eric's really good at this, because you wanna 209 00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:51,893 believe that everybody has to be good at something. 210 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,833 Thank you, tuba. 211 00:08:56,769 --> 00:09:00,772 Eric's also good at this because he completely knows how to talk to people. 212 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,074 Right. 213 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,776 Now... 214 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,979 Which one of you is Riley's friend, Moesha? 215 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,484 It's Maya. 216 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:13,485 Oh, okay. 217 00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:14,920 So, what are you fighting about? 218 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:16,922 She didn't take my side. 219 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:20,759 I couldn't take her side based on what was said, which is the problem 220 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,461 with this whole thing, because Maya is making too big of a deal 221 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:24,796 of what was said. 222 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,765 Uh-huh, okay. Okay. 223 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,099 Now, which one was she? 224 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:35,874 She's the one who used to be my best friend. 225 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,742 Oh, I'm sorry, but your best friend 226 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,778 is supposed to be the person you stand up for in front of people. 227 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,046 Okay... (Speaks gibberish) 228 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:43,048 Look... listen, Riley. 229 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:46,885 (Sighs) Look, in Margie's point of view... 230 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,788 Right and wrong don't matter. 231 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,957 There's nothing more important than the friendship. 232 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,759 I just can't side with her this time. 233 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,895 This time we just can't go into candy cane world. 234 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,863 We can't just go skipping over the rainbow bridge 235 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:00,031 with our underwear on our head. 236 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,867 Yeah. Yeah, I'm not doing that again. 237 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:07,038 When a real friend comes into your life, I mean... 238 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,941 If one true friend comes through this window, 239 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,043 then sometimes to protect the friendship, 240 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,112 then right and wrong, they have to go out the window. 241 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,547 Do you understand? 242 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:16,630 Both: No. 243 00:10:16,661 --> 00:10:20,952 Honey, I think Eric's employing a broad-based concept of value of friendship 244 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:21,942 taking priority... 245 00:10:21,973 --> 00:10:24,986 I'm sorry, are you explaining something to me? 246 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:27,158 No. 247 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,842 - Yo, bozo. - Yes? 248 00:10:29,873 --> 00:10:34,032 A true friend always lets her friend know what she is really thinking. 249 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,001 That is the definition of friendship. 250 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:38,837 Is there anybody here who could possibly disagree with that? 251 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,972 Well, I think what Eric's trying... 252 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,074 are you kidding me? 253 00:10:46,574 --> 00:10:49,014 Yeah, okay, you know what no one can argue with there, tomato? 254 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:52,951 Um, when I finally hear what this argument is about, 255 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:55,020 and I fix it all up in like one second. 256 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,222 Yeah, okay, Malala, come here. 257 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:03,194 Now, I need you to tell us what this fight is about, so I can fix it. 258 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,065 Lucas called me short. 259 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:09,934 Fix it. 260 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,836 Yeah, I can't fix that. 261 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:17,108 Eric, I brought you in because you're the only one I know who can do the impossible. 262 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,110 You're my big brother. 263 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,845 Fix it. 264 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:28,920 (Grunts) 265 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,062 Okay, you know what? Fine. Stay a hobbit. 266 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:41,099 I'll just fix this one. 267 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:48,206 (Grunts) 268 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,880 Okay, you know, I can't do anything if no one's gonna help. 269 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,018 Lucas called me a short little stack of pancakes, 270 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,953 and Riley didn't say I wasn't. 271 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,622 And I don't want to be a short little stack of pancakes. 272 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:05,957 Oh, boy. 273 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,960 I don't think I'm gonna grow anymore. 274 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,232 I might be done, too. 275 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,050 What are the primary causes of war? 276 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,252 You may be wondering why I'm... 277 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,087 not now. 278 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,657 Freedom. 279 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,092 - Religion. - Pancakes. 280 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,127 You may be wondering why... 281 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,262 - Not now! - Ah... 282 00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:48,066 Can't we be friends again? 283 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,034 - We're at war, Riley. - Why? 284 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:53,171 Because when I knew I could count on you to defend me, I felt at peace. 285 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,145 Now, I'm not at peace. 286 00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:56,708 Maya, what's the difference what anybody says? 287 00:12:56,710 --> 00:13:01,079 Because even if I am short, I never felt like I was until you didn't disagree. 288 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:06,117 In any war, the immediate danger is escalation to other countries. 289 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,285 It seems like this is about Riley and Maya. 290 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,953 How could it escal... 291 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:13,324 I get it now. 292 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:18,096 Right. So, in order to avoid that, 293 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:22,167 the next step would be to bring in a mediating body, like the united nations. 294 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,235 But, unfortunately, they said no, 295 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:29,107 so I've decided to bring in a respected intellect from the north. 296 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:39,350 (Whispers) Now, Eric! 297 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,321 Oww! 298 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,260 Now, what was I going to say? 299 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:53,064 Kids: You may wonder what it is yeah? 300 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,033 Kids: I'm doing here. 301 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,201 Uh-huh. 302 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,236 Who is this guy? 303 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,373 Well, this guy is my brother Eric, 304 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,109 and, to be honest, there's no one that I trust more 305 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,344 when it comes to the art of mediation. 306 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,112 Mediation. 307 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:11,216 Sitting cross-legged going ohm... 308 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,153 my legs are killing me. 309 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:22,193 Right, so, it's certainly no secret that war has broken out among us. 310 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,196 I thought it might be an interesting lesson for you guys to see 311 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:29,067 how rational and caring people can bring war to an end. 312 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,135 Dad, are you sure? 313 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:34,105 Yeah. He's got this. 314 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,182 Uh, Eric, Eric? 315 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,184 You do have this, right? I mean... 316 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,220 I know we mess around a lot, but the stakes are kind of high on this one. 317 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,523 Look, I just wanna thank you for believing in me. 318 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,096 - My brother. - My brother. 319 00:15:01,221 --> 00:15:03,902 Okay, I need there to be as many people around as possible for this. 320 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:04,404 Why? 321 00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:06,253 Well, as mayor, I'm around other people all the time. 322 00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:08,281 When you begin to understand them, you get 323 00:15:08,312 --> 00:15:10,401 that everybody has the same thing in common. 324 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:15,079 Now, here we have two friends at war. 325 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,180 Why? 326 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,348 Who fired the first shot? 327 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,118 I called Maya a short stack of pancakes. 328 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,087 Okay, now was that really the first shot, or did Maya call you anything 329 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,122 to make you say that to her? 330 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,334 She called me "huckleberry." 331 00:15:25,365 --> 00:15:28,389 There's also a possibility I may have called him "Ranger Rick" once. 332 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,082 Once? 333 00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:33,127 Oh, yeah, "Ranger Roy" once, "Ranger Rick" is every day. 334 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,200 Oh, don't forget about "Bucky McBoing-Boing." 335 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,136 Oh, that was a fun day. 336 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,204 Oh, and she comes up to my face and goes, 337 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,306 - Ha... - Hurr... 338 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,174 Like it's the way I talk. 339 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,176 Oh. Okay, now why do you do that? 340 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,277 Because he lets me. 341 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,279 Oh. Well, why do you let her? 342 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,281 Yeah, I'd like to know that myself. 343 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,217 And all he do is call you a short stack of pancakes, and you're mad at him? 344 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,219 I'm not mad at him. I'm mad at her. 345 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:59,157 I'm sorry, Maya, but how can I possibly defend you from how tall you are? 346 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,459 The same way I defend you from how tall you are. 347 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,961 What? 348 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,363 Let's say somebody here called you... 349 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,265 I don't know, "Riley Superklutz." 350 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,399 What? 351 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,201 It's okay, Riley. 352 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,437 You know, maybe you got these big old gawky legs and arms 353 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,906 that you're not really in such good control of yet. 354 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:17,375 So, maybe sometimes you don't walk around so good. 355 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,376 Do I do that a lot? 356 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,878 No, but sometimes you do this. 357 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,146 (Laughing) 358 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,415 Hey! Nobody laughs at her but me. 359 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:32,323 I've never once heard anybody call me "Riley Superklutz." 360 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,258 Because I've always had your back. 361 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,228 That's how you all see me? 362 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,463 Kids: Yeah. 363 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:42,300 Okay, well, that kind of hurts. 364 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,434 Why does it hurt? 365 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,203 Because it's true, Riley. 366 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,766 Some of these things are true about us. 367 00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:49,340 But, you defended me? 368 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,175 Of course I defended you. 369 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,410 Even when it was true? 370 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,511 It doesn't matter. 371 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:56,948 Why? 372 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,216 Why what? 373 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,350 Why doesn't it matter? 374 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,020 'Cause we're best friends. 375 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,255 - I can't hear you. - Because we're best friends! 376 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,557 I still can't hear you. Something's wrong! 377 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,266 They're best friends, Eric. 378 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,968 They realize that. 379 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,336 You did it. 380 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,370 No. 381 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,505 No? 382 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,473 No, we knew that already. 383 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,308 That's not it. 384 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,210 This goes deeper. 385 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,545 Do you think I'm a superklutz? 386 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,313 Yeah. 387 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,515 Do you think I'm super short? 388 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,583 I think you're regular short. 389 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,354 Thanks. 390 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:40,491 So, you knew that everybody was calling me this, but you didn't tell me? 391 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,427 I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 392 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,263 Well, that didn't work. 393 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,301 I'd join you, but I'm already down here. 394 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,440 What do you mean it goes deeper than that? 395 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,575 You know, I've never admitted this before, 396 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,311 but sometimes I wonder if my desire for world domination 397 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:03,381 actually comes from deep down feeling like I'm squeaky the mouse. 398 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,416 What makes you feel like that? 399 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,551 - You do. - How? 400 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,253 Just by being alive, you freak! 401 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:11,355 I'm a freak? 402 00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,164 Look at you! 403 00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:15,423 Look at your freak face, and your freak hair. You make me sick! 404 00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,563 Hey, you think this is easy? 405 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,431 You think it's easy being me every day? 406 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,632 (In unison) Shut up! 407 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,268 Yeah, okay. 408 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,404 One dollar to look at the freak. 409 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,340 Oh, be quiet, flat butt. 410 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,608 What? 411 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,312 Really? I had no idea. 412 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:39,952 You got this? 413 00:18:39,983 --> 00:18:43,554 Yeah, the people elected me mayor because they trust me with their issues. 414 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,289 You mean political issues? 415 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,458 Nope. Don't know anything about those. 416 00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:53,297 No, they trust me with their people issues, which, it turns out everybody has, 417 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,666 and they all seem to show up right about now. 418 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,505 The enemy's not each other, guys. 419 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,374 You're all going through the same thing. 420 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,376 It's part of growing up. 421 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,345 I'm a klutz. 422 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,412 I'm a pancake. 423 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,348 - Squeak. - Freak. 424 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,383 That's why it hurts to sit. 425 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,523 Well, what a bunch of weirdos we are. 426 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,398 Guess I'm just gonna have to get used to going through life looking up at people, 427 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,433 and people looking down at me. 428 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:32,403 And I'm just going to sit here and never move. 429 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:39,110 I think it's about going through life with the right attitude, girls. 430 00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:41,512 I mean, I think we need to recognize people for who they are, 431 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,474 not what they look like. 432 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:45,416 Because it's only our contribution to the world and to each other 433 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,789 that gives us any real stature. 434 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,487 That's easy for you to say. Everybody looks up to you. 435 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,557 Because you're this brilliant, strong, Amazon warrior. 436 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,360 Oh, really? 437 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,129 Whoa, you're a shrimp. 438 00:19:58,131 --> 00:19:59,430 Yeah. 439 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,881 - You've always been like this? - Yeah. 440 00:20:00,912 --> 00:20:03,467 - You're not just doing this for me? - No, Maya, this is me. 441 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,436 But, you're the fiercest woman I know. 442 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,272 And so are you. 443 00:20:06,303 --> 00:20:09,637 Honey, a couple of short stacks of pancakes like us can do just fine. 444 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,710 And a Superklutz! 445 00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:14,696 - Whoa! - Ugh... 446 00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:18,149 You feeling any better about yourself? 447 00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,483 Yeah. 448 00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,586 How about you, Riley? 449 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,521 Yeah, she's unconscious. 450 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,396 - Maya? - Riles? 451 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,565 I think when there's a whole world of people out there 452 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,667 who might say something about who you are 453 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,000 or the way you look, it's areal good idea to 454 00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,569 have friends who will defend you no matter what. 455 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,609 I'm that from now on. 456 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:45,483 Thank you, Riley. 457 00:20:45,514 --> 00:20:48,743 You're welcome, you fierce Amazon warrior. 458 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,416 You know, if you just let me mess you up a little bit, 459 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,452 I think you'd be a lot more relatable to people. 460 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,487 Okay, go ahead. 461 00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:02,793 Okay? 462 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,695 How did that make you better? 463 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,799 Seriously, does it not hurt anyone else to sit? 464 00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:12,603 I owe you an apology, Eric. 465 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,539 People who underestimate you are making a big mistake. 466 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,475 Cory was right to have faith in you. 467 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,544 You really are a mature, normal human being. 468 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,480 I am not! 469 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:24,782 Never mind. 470 00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:28,719 Whoa, what's that? 471 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:32,590 That's my Uncle Eric, mayor. 472 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,692 He's great with the issues. 473 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,761 The people in France are lucky to have you. 474 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,564 Yeah, I gotta say, you did really well for us. 475 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:41,799 Thank you, Mordecai. 476 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,469 You really know how to talk to people. 477 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,737 Have you ever thought about taking over the world? 478 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,773 World, you say? 479 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:52,209 Yeah, uh, fortunately, the world has protective mechanisms in place 480 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:53,678 that would never allow that to happen. 481 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,814 Yes. Fortunately. 482 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,556 Scandal rocks Washington today, 483 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,659 as Jefferson Davis Graham, long-time senator from New York 484 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:15,533 did something so incredibly stupid, his chance at re-election is, like, zero. 485 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,570 Unless they can somehow pull an even bigger blockhead out of the woods 486 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,542 to run against him. 487 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,738 But, even in American politics, that could never happen. 488 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,578 We'll be back after this with sports and weather. 489 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,580 Face it, we're finished. 490 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:32,717 There isn't a guy in the universe couldn't beat our candidate right now. 491 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,652 Too good. Winner. 492 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,521 Oh, he beats us. She beats us. 493 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,590 Whoa! 494 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,759 Lookie here, Chester. 495 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,830 You're welcome, America.