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Here she is!
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Thanks for being there,
you guys.
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We wouldn't
have missed it, sweetie.
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Your speech was fantastic.
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What's wrong with your speech?
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Oh, is it that obvious?
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I...
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I got adult braces!
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Oh!
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Are you sure?
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'Cause they don't
seem like they fit right.
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Um...
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I think it's a bold step,
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and I support you in your
journey of self-improvement.
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No, you're not
getting your hair straightened.
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You know your dad
wishes he could be here.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm right here!
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I had Andy set me up
so I could be here with you all.
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I just had to plug him in.
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It was a nice reversal
from when I had to
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pull the plug on my dad
in the hospital.
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While he was away
on a business trip,
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Phil got
a terrible ear infection,
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and the doctors said he could
burst an eardrum if he flew.
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I was devastated
to miss Alex's graduation,
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until I realized
I didn't have to.
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I got to hold up my phone
for two hours
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so Phil could
see the graduation live.
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Bet I was the only dad there
not wearing pants.
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How great is this thing, huh?
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It's so convenient.
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It's like I'm right there
in the room... with you guys.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Sync and corrections by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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Gloria, would you
tell your cousin
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to stop leaving his trash
everywhere?
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It's been five days
of this nonsense.
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He comes in here, eats all
my food, drinks all my booze,
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and never so much as
does a dish.
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Oh, yes, so different
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from what all those white people
over there are doing.
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You got a blind spot for the
deadbeat yahoos in your family.
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He's not a yahoo, and
don't say that in front of him!
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He doesn't speak English!
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He understands it.
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Oh, really?
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Fire! Run!
Fire!
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You're being ridiculous, Beth.
Don't go.
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Oh, you're so sweet,
but I don't want to intrude,
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so I'll just see you guys later.
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Oh, Gloria,
tell her she can stay.
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Of course you can stay.
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We love having you here,
especially Joe.
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You're his new favorite.
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I used to be his favorite
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until I told him
I get paid to hang with him.
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I just felt like
he had a right to know.
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If I'm being honest,
I thought I was into Andy.
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Then his girlfriend, Beth,
came into town,
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and she's really sweet
and they're great together.
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So, in the spirit of graduation,
I'm officially moving on.
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And, unlike
my actually graduation,
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there's no pregnancy scare.
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All right.
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Good.
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Uh, are you sure
about that outfit?
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Why does this keep happening?
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Well, it's not because Joe
dresses like an adult.
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I dress like an adult.
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You wore light-up sneakers
to a Radiohead concert.
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Yes. And did we
ever get separated?
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Not for lack of trying.
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Oh, my god.
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Haley, the number of times
I've thrown those shoes away.
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They're just too easy to spot
in the trash.
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Oh, yes.
Yuk it up.
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I'm gonna go get him
a new shirt.
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"Goldilocks."
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My mom read this to me
a thousand times.
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I just never understood how that
little girl got away with it.
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What do you mean?
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Well, if I were a bear
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and somebody
broke into my house,
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laid in my bed,
and ate my food,
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I'd rip her skinny
little arms off.
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Oh.
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Well, it's just porridge, right?
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It's my porridge.
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Um...
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There he is.
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This is crazy,
but I have this same shirt.
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You're so adorable.
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Isn't he adorable?
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Y-yeah.
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Wow. I should
leave the room more often.
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No!
Uh, uh...
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Can you blend cheese?
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I don't think so,
and I don't want to try it.
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I just want a smoothie
or something.
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Hey, guys!
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, god.
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Guess what.
They accepted your offer.
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Oh, my gosh!
That's fantastic!
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What offer?
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We're buying the apartment
upstairs from us.
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We're gonna expand,
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- put in a proper guest room,
a home office. - Yeah.
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- So much space.
- Yeah.
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Congrats!
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I'm gonna roll away before
you spit on my screen again.
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Isn't that great?
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Yeah.
Oh, so great, so great.
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I thought Mitchell would be more
excited about the unit upstairs.
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Something is going on with him.
He's been more distant lately.
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For the last two weeks,
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he hasn't been that interested
in the unit downstairs, either.
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What's that?
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Aah!
Phil, nothing.
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It's just a little gift
I got Alex.
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But we already gave her
our present.
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That 16-piece luggage set
was a real winner.
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This is more of
a mother-daughter thing.
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It's just a key chain
with a picture of me and Alex
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on her first day of school.
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I wanted her to have something
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that reminded her
of how much I love her.
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Why don't we just sing
that song I wrote her?
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Uh... Because I don't want
to sing that lame song.
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Oh. Lame. Okay.
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Phil, really? Come on.
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Only you could hurt a robot!
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Hey!
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You, uh --
You need some help?
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Sure.
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So, um,
I was wondering --
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Um, has Beth said anything to you
about me? About not liking me?
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Are you kidding?
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Beth's obsessed with you.
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She's always like, "err!
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Haley's so cute.
I just want to bite her face."
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Oh, my god.
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She asked me where you work,
where you go at night,
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whether you hike alone.
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She's actually
very concerned about you.
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Or is it possible --
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What are you guys
talking about?
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Uh, uh, how I'm
only into Korean dudes.
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- Oh, hey, honey.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Phil.
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Hey, don't turn.
Be cool, be cool.
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I need you to make this
apartment thing go away.
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- What?
- I said, "be cool."
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Why do you want it to go away?
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We had some budget cuts
at the office,
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and a bunch of us got laid off.
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Now -- now,
I didn't tell Cam because...
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I was embarrassed,
but also because I knew --
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I knew I would get
another job like that.
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It's been a month, and --
and now it's just weird
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that I didn't tell him
in the first place,
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so every morning,
I leave for work.
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Well, heigh-ho, heigh-ho.
It's off to work I go.
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Okay.
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I send out my résumé.
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And then, like most
unemployed people
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hiding the truth
from their spouses,
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I go to the park.
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And then, one day,
I met Spencer.
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Hello.
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And now I play checkers
with Spencer.
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No! Aah!
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Oh!
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And his best friend, George,
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who helped me get over
my lifelong fear of birds.
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That tickles.
Stop it! Stop it!
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Mitchell, you can talk to me.
I'm a realtor.
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I need you to
kill the deal, okay?
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Don't tell Cam.
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Mitch...
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What was that about?
What did Mitchell say?
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Ooh!
Do I smell Jay's famous ribs?
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Phil. Phil.
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Hey, hey! Hey!
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Calm down.
Gloria needs napkin rings.
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I'm gonna hold you up.
You can check the high shelves.
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Lift with your legs.
I had a big lunch.
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I don't see any napkin rings.
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I just see a box
with some Spanish written on it.
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Oh, that's probably it.
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Crockett and Tubbs!
That's heroin!
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What?!
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You know,
horse, smack, hell dust.
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I know the nicknames.
I've watched "Kojak."
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I guarantee that
low-life cousin of Gloria's
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stashed this up there.
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Jay, where are the napkin rings?
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I'll give you guys some privacy.
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Look what your cousin's
hiding in here.
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That's my horse.
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That's yours?
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Yes, I brought it back
from Colombia.
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My god.
I married into a drug cartel?
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These are the ashes
of my dead horse, Gaucho.
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I had him
when I was a little girl.
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Ohhhh.
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You thought
that these were drugs
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and that they belong
to my cousin?
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Well, what
was I supposed to think?
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I am sick of this, Jay.
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You treat my family
like they're criminals.
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Like he would bring $150,000
worth of heroin into this house!
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How do you know
how much --
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What?! I can't know
street value?!
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Alex, honey,
could I borrow you for a minute?
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One sec.
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Uncle Mitch, this is amazing.
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I can't believe
you kept all of this.
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Oh, it's nothing special.
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It's just a handmade scrapbook
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of every note and drawing
you ever made me.
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You -- you got to be
kidding me.
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Oh, oh.
Hola.
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This is good.
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This is a report card
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that you made for me
when you were 4,
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and you gave me
a B-minus as an uncle.
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I was mad because you wasted
your vote on Ralph Nader.
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Well...
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But today,
you get an A-plus,
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because this is
the most thoughtful gift ever.
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- Oh!
- Yeah.
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Oh, Mitchell, where did you
even find the time for this?
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You know...
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So, this one --
Here or here?
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- Hmm.
- I don't know.
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What about here?
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Oh! Spencer!
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Hey, guys, so,
a random question,
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but, um, do any of you
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get kind of a weird vibe
from Beth?
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You know, like maybe
something's a little off?
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Beth?
No. She's an angel.
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Yeah, she seems super-sweet.
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You're really not shying away
from those "S" words, are you?
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S-so, no one thinks
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that Beth has maybe, like,
a slightly psychotic side?
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Oh.
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I see what's going on here.
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Somebody's jealous
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'cause she's not
the only pretty girl
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- around here anymore, hmm?
- Ugh.
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Wow!
Thanks, mom.
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Beth's super-hot.
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If everyone in the Coast Guard
looks like that,
257
00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:35,726
sign me up.
258
00:09:35,728 --> 00:09:37,712
It's just on
the weekends, right?
259
00:09:37,746 --> 00:09:39,297
Forget it.
You're all useless.
260
00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,868
Oh.
261
00:09:43,902 --> 00:09:45,687
- Who was that?
- Oh, it's just work.
262
00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,539
There is a line
that I will not cross.
263
00:09:49,574 --> 00:09:53,226
As soon as I touch that phone,
I'm a suspicious spouse,
264
00:09:53,277 --> 00:09:55,362
and that is not me.
265
00:09:55,613 --> 00:09:57,864
So, I say to the waitress...
266
00:09:59,134 --> 00:10:00,166
...um...
267
00:10:00,515 --> 00:10:03,066
"I saw you pour
from the regular pot."
268
00:10:04,185 --> 00:10:05,735
And, um, she's like, "nope.
269
00:10:05,787 --> 00:10:07,621
I, uh, poured
from the decaf pot."
270
00:10:07,638 --> 00:10:08,805
You know? Oh, my gosh.
271
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:09,940
Whoops.
272
00:10:09,974 --> 00:10:10,941
Let me get that.
273
00:10:12,994 --> 00:10:14,995
Come on.
Don't leave me hanging.
274
00:10:15,046 --> 00:10:16,396
Were you up all night?
275
00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:18,231
"Had fun with you. Spencer.
276
00:10:18,282 --> 00:10:19,916
See you Monday. Spencer.
277
00:10:19,951 --> 00:10:21,501
Smiley face. Spencer."
278
00:10:21,536 --> 00:10:23,103
Who is Spencer?!
279
00:10:25,443 --> 00:10:27,027
- Hey, Mr. D.
- Hey.
280
00:10:27,118 --> 00:10:27,984
Can we talk?
281
00:10:28,019 --> 00:10:29,936
Sure thing.
What'll you have?
282
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,055
What's up?
283
00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:33,923
So, I've been...
284
00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:35,859
getting some signals from Beth
285
00:10:35,893 --> 00:10:37,777
that she wants me to propose.
286
00:10:37,812 --> 00:10:38,695
That's exciting.
287
00:10:38,746 --> 00:10:40,497
Yeah.
I even have a ring.
288
00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:41,715
So, what's the hold-up?
289
00:10:42,013 --> 00:10:44,614
Well...
there's this other girl,
290
00:10:44,649 --> 00:10:48,685
and I feel like I have
a serious connection with her,
291
00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:51,721
but... I just don't know
how she feels.
292
00:10:51,756 --> 00:10:54,040
Andy, back when I was dating
Claire, I used to think,
293
00:10:54,091 --> 00:10:55,809
"what if I'm in the laundromat
one day,
294
00:10:55,843 --> 00:10:57,393
and Robin Givens walks in?"
295
00:10:58,196 --> 00:10:59,829
She asks me for a quarter.
296
00:10:59,864 --> 00:11:01,264
I hand her one.
297
00:11:01,298 --> 00:11:02,982
Our fingers linger.
298
00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:05,368
She wonders
if maybe after "Iron Mike,"
299
00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:07,303
what she's really yearning for
300
00:11:07,338 --> 00:11:09,272
is the touch of a gentler man.
301
00:11:09,857 --> 00:11:11,675
I'm not following.
302
00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:13,760
It's natural to wonder
about a different path,
303
00:11:13,795 --> 00:11:17,247
but if you truly love Beth,
you should propose.
304
00:11:17,281 --> 00:11:19,466
You're right.
I'll do it.
305
00:11:19,775 --> 00:11:21,676
There's this place she loves
by the ocean.
306
00:11:21,711 --> 00:11:23,628
I'll take her there
and propose at sunset.
307
00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:24,429
Great!
308
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,563
Thank you so much.
309
00:11:25,614 --> 00:11:26,581
Bring it in.
310
00:11:27,784 --> 00:11:30,535
Oh, come on.
Get a Roomba.
311
00:11:33,472 --> 00:11:34,622
Honey, the key chain was a bust.
312
00:11:34,657 --> 00:11:35,907
I need something else.
Quick. Come on.
313
00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,542
Got it.
You want to sing the song.
314
00:11:37,593 --> 00:11:39,944
Good thing I brought
my ukulele on the trip.
315
00:11:39,979 --> 00:11:41,246
Trip! Oh!
316
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,797
When Alex was little,
I took her for brunch
317
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,666
at that cute little
Dutch town up north.
318
00:11:44,668 --> 00:11:47,068
I-I could take her there again.
319
00:11:47,102 --> 00:11:49,103
A trip for just the two of us.
It's perfect.
320
00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:52,207
♪ When you don't -- ♪
321
00:11:52,258 --> 00:11:53,891
Claire?
322
00:11:53,943 --> 00:11:56,277
Aah!
323
00:11:57,105 --> 00:11:58,655
Alex, honey,
do you remember --
324
00:11:58,706 --> 00:11:59,273
Oh, my god, mom!
325
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,253
Grandpa got me a trip to Europe
for my graduation!
326
00:12:01,382 --> 00:12:03,466
I just wanted her to know
how much she meant to me.
327
00:12:03,501 --> 00:12:04,267
Yes!
328
00:12:05,761 --> 00:12:06,877
I hate this family.
329
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,794
Phil, I need to talk to you,
man to man.
330
00:12:10,507 --> 00:12:12,292
I think Mitchell's
having an affair.
331
00:12:12,426 --> 00:12:13,059
What?
332
00:12:13,082 --> 00:12:14,549
I was going through his wallet
333
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:17,184
and I found a receipt to
The Avian Hotel.
334
00:12:17,371 --> 00:12:19,005
It's probably
some fancy French place
335
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:19,923
where he's meeting his lover
336
00:12:19,957 --> 00:12:21,691
for their secret
weekly rendezvous.
337
00:12:22,226 --> 00:12:25,578
Has he said anything to you
about the unit upstairs?
338
00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:27,814
You gasped.
339
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,115
Only because you did.
340
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,617
Phil, tell me
what you know right now.
341
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,270
I don't know anything.
Put me down.
342
00:12:34,304 --> 00:12:35,388
Talk to your husband.
343
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,293
This is my wallet.
You never saw me.
344
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,229
Stella, no. Bad girl.
345
00:12:44,432 --> 00:12:46,632
Bad girl.
Stella, no.
346
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:47,516
Stella, no.
347
00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:50,882
Lily spilled some juice
on the counter.
348
00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:52,016
Should I frisk her for guns?
349
00:12:52,051 --> 00:12:54,068
Oh, geez.
350
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:55,353
Oh, sorry.
351
00:12:55,404 --> 00:12:56,537
Jay, no!
352
00:12:57,883 --> 00:12:59,433
Haley!
353
00:12:59,555 --> 00:13:00,471
Come check it out.
354
00:13:00,522 --> 00:13:01,806
I was just showing
Luke and Manny
355
00:13:01,857 --> 00:13:03,958
some things that I learned
in Coast Guard training.
356
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:04,959
Mm-hmm.
357
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,994
You look so pretty.
358
00:13:07,045 --> 00:13:08,896
All right, Manny,
take this pen from me.
359
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:11,182
Oh. So, you just
want me to grab it?
360
00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:12,200
Aah!
361
00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:13,417
See?
362
00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:14,585
That's what you do
363
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,504
when someone tries to
take something that's yours.
364
00:13:17,806 --> 00:13:18,773
Awesome.
365
00:13:18,807 --> 00:13:19,941
My turn.
366
00:13:19,975 --> 00:13:22,326
What happened?
Did I get the pen?
367
00:13:23,529 --> 00:13:24,879
Hey, your hair's burning!
368
00:13:24,913 --> 00:13:26,847
What?!
369
00:13:26,882 --> 00:13:28,266
Ay! Your hair!
370
00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:29,901
I got it!
371
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,319
Ow! Ow!
372
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,853
It's out! It's out!
373
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,021
What happened?
374
00:13:34,072 --> 00:13:35,523
It must have been that candle.
375
00:13:35,574 --> 00:13:37,358
Why'd you sit so close to it?
376
00:13:37,409 --> 00:13:38,526
She told me to!
377
00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:41,028
Ay, Beth, thank god
that you were here.
378
00:13:41,079 --> 00:13:43,030
I'm just glad I could help.
379
00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:45,283
It's getting crazy in here.
380
00:13:46,335 --> 00:13:48,536
You want to cool things off
in the pool?
381
00:13:55,271 --> 00:13:57,238
Jay!
382
00:13:57,289 --> 00:13:58,456
Oh, thank god.
383
00:13:58,490 --> 00:13:59,457
There you are.
384
00:13:59,491 --> 00:14:01,342
Okay, you are --
You're never...
385
00:14:01,393 --> 00:14:03,895
You're never gonna believe
what my dad did.
386
00:14:03,903 --> 00:14:05,404
- Lock you in the bathroom?
- No.
387
00:14:05,503 --> 00:14:09,372
He gave Alex a trip to Europe
for her graduation present.
388
00:14:09,439 --> 00:14:10,806
There's no way
I can now give her
389
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,108
a weekend of
Dutch pancake balls after that.
390
00:14:13,142 --> 00:14:14,843
Can you open the door?
I'm feeling claustrophobic.
391
00:14:14,877 --> 00:14:17,446
Phil, you're in a hotel room
in Seattle.
392
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,915
I'm desperate.
Just teach me the song.
393
00:14:19,966 --> 00:14:23,985
Well, well, well.
Look who came crawling back.
394
00:14:24,246 --> 00:14:25,296
Just teach it to me.
395
00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:26,246
Okay.
396
00:14:26,281 --> 00:14:29,917
It's called "Go ask Alex."
397
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:33,653
♪ When you don't know
what a word means ♪
398
00:14:33,704 --> 00:14:35,288
♪ go ask Alex ♪
399
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,423
♪ If you need someone
to hem your jeans ♪
400
00:14:37,425 --> 00:14:38,691
♪ go ask Alex ♪
401
00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:40,284
I can't believe
I'm even saying this,
402
00:14:40,319 --> 00:14:41,419
but instead of "hem your jeans,"
403
00:14:41,453 --> 00:14:43,271
could it be "steam your Greens"?
404
00:14:43,306 --> 00:14:44,456
No, it can't.
405
00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:45,824
The jeans come back
at the 4-minute mark.
406
00:14:50,004 --> 00:14:51,004
Haley.
407
00:14:51,038 --> 00:14:52,205
How you feeling?
408
00:14:52,256 --> 00:14:54,190
Heard about the hair fire.
Sounds scary.
409
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:55,608
Uh-huh.
410
00:14:55,642 --> 00:14:56,825
Poor thing.
411
00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:59,228
I left you a gift on your car
to help you feel better.
412
00:14:59,262 --> 00:15:00,429
It's the red one, right?
413
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,530
Uh-huh.
414
00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:06,885
Hey, can you do me a favor
and go start my car?
415
00:15:06,936 --> 00:15:08,637
Uh, I guess.
416
00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:10,072
Thanks.
417
00:15:10,106 --> 00:15:13,175
He's alive. It's fine.
418
00:15:13,609 --> 00:15:15,993
Okay, everybody gather 'round.
419
00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:20,080
Phil and I have prepared
something very special
420
00:15:20,114 --> 00:15:23,000
for our brilliant
graduate, Alex.
421
00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,968
Okay, you ready?
422
00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:27,854
♪ When you... ♪
423
00:15:27,906 --> 00:15:29,489
Why is that not --
Okay, there's no sound.
424
00:15:29,524 --> 00:15:30,791
Phil, honey?
There's no sound.
425
00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:34,561
Okay, so, while Claire fixes
robot Phil, I make toast.
426
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,860
When I first
came into this family,
427
00:15:37,912 --> 00:15:41,381
I didn't think
I was ever going to be accepted.
428
00:15:41,415 --> 00:15:42,916
Then, one day,
429
00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:47,570
Alex needed to write a report
about a family member,
430
00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:49,822
and she picked me.
431
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:53,059
That was the first time I
really felt part of the family.
432
00:15:53,061 --> 00:15:56,713
Ay, Alex, you were the first one
to reach out to me,
433
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,165
and I will never forget that.
434
00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:00,733
They all call you the smart one,
435
00:16:00,768 --> 00:16:03,403
but to me, you're the kind one.
436
00:16:04,144 --> 00:16:07,146
I'm so lucky to have you
in my life, baby.
437
00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:08,280
Gloria.
438
00:16:08,331 --> 00:16:10,132
Hear, hear.
439
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:11,584
Oh, there you are.
440
00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:13,052
♪ When you don't know
what a word -- ♪
441
00:16:13,086 --> 00:16:14,520
No, not doing it, not doing it.
We're not -- not doing it.
442
00:16:15,722 --> 00:16:18,007
Oh. One second.
443
00:16:22,469 --> 00:16:24,469
_
444
00:16:24,631 --> 00:16:26,348
Gloria, watching you
give that toast,
445
00:16:26,383 --> 00:16:28,100
I see you treat my family
like your own.
446
00:16:28,134 --> 00:16:29,068
And you're right.
447
00:16:29,465 --> 00:16:31,049
I need to treat
your cousin nicer.
448
00:16:31,101 --> 00:16:32,318
Thank you, Jay.
449
00:16:32,352 --> 00:16:33,986
Do me a favor, huh?
Would you translate for me?
450
00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:38,390
Tell Armando I'm sorry I haven't
been more welcoming to him.
451
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,814
_
452
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:41,910
Tell him he's a great guy.
453
00:16:43,359 --> 00:16:45,659
_
454
00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:47,682
And he can stay
as long as he wants.
455
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,906
_
456
00:16:49,986 --> 00:16:51,586
We forgive you.
457
00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:53,505
You sure? Maybe I can give him
a little hug or something.
458
00:16:53,507 --> 00:16:56,274
No, it's too much.
459
00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:57,909
Bye-bye.
460
00:16:59,169 --> 00:17:00,239
Hey!
461
00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:02,346
Okay, I've had enough.
I need to know.
462
00:17:02,409 --> 00:17:04,193
Who is this precious Spencer?
463
00:17:04,227 --> 00:17:05,778
Oh, god.
How do you know about Spencer?
464
00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:06,696
So you admit it.
465
00:17:06,747 --> 00:17:08,047
You are having an affair.
466
00:17:08,098 --> 00:17:09,965
- What?
- It's the braces, isn't it?
467
00:17:10,016 --> 00:17:11,650
I've driven you to stray.
I'm hideous.
468
00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:13,035
Cam, you're acting crazy.
469
00:17:13,086 --> 00:17:15,254
Am I?
Mitchell...
470
00:17:15,288 --> 00:17:17,022
I found the receipt
to The Avian Hotel.
471
00:17:17,057 --> 00:17:18,190
That's pronounced
"ay-vee-Ann."
472
00:17:18,225 --> 00:17:19,191
Well, it sounds seedy.
473
00:17:19,193 --> 00:17:21,126
It is.
It's a kennel for birds.
474
00:17:21,161 --> 00:17:22,344
It's where I picked up George.
475
00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:23,429
There's a George, too?
476
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,115
Calm down.
I'm talking about a cockatoo.
477
00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:28,667
Oh! One or two.
Is that all? How blasé.
478
00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:30,636
Cam, George is a bird,
479
00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:31,637
and Spencer is an old man
480
00:17:31,671 --> 00:17:32,605
I've been hanging out with
481
00:17:32,656 --> 00:17:35,307
at the park, because I...
482
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,630
I got laid off.
483
00:17:36,632 --> 00:17:37,648
You lost your job?
484
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,849
I'm sorry.
I just --
485
00:17:38,901 --> 00:17:41,286
I couldn't tell you
that I was out of work again.
486
00:17:41,337 --> 00:17:43,972
I... I feel like such a loser.
487
00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:45,023
No, please.
My gosh.
488
00:17:45,057 --> 00:17:46,541
As long as
you're not cheating on me,
489
00:17:46,575 --> 00:17:48,293
that's all that matters.
490
00:17:48,575 --> 00:17:50,676
Something will come up.
You're a great lawyer.
491
00:17:50,710 --> 00:17:51,927
Oh, thank you.
I just --
492
00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:54,413
I don't think that we can get
that apartment right now.
493
00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:55,364
Of course we can.
494
00:17:55,415 --> 00:17:56,932
We already
have the down payment.
495
00:17:57,087 --> 00:17:58,721
And you know what?
We could get renters.
496
00:17:58,723 --> 00:18:00,790
We could it into an Airbnb.
497
00:18:00,824 --> 00:18:03,292
Uh... Really?
Different people every week?
498
00:18:03,294 --> 00:18:05,111
How exciting and new.
It'd be like "The Love Boat."
499
00:18:05,145 --> 00:18:06,329
Oh!
500
00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:08,664
Hey, mom, have a second?
501
00:18:08,716 --> 00:18:09,849
Already am.
502
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,309
I wanted to give you a present.
503
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,876
Me? No.
504
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:16,928
Honey, I want
to give you a present.
505
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,281
That's what I've been
trying to do all day.
506
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:23,084
You are the last person
who should give me anything.
507
00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:25,053
You got me here.
508
00:18:25,055 --> 00:18:27,372
You got me to graduation,
to Caltech.
509
00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:30,392
You did it.
510
00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:31,476
And you're done.
511
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,362
Thank you, sweetie.
Thank you. I love you.
512
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,631
I want you to go to Europe
with me.
513
00:18:36,665 --> 00:18:37,799
What?!
514
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,601
Yeah.
We'll have a great time.
515
00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:40,652
Cafés, museums.
516
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,871
Plus, Europe is not safe
for teenage girls.
517
00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:44,005
You've seen "Taken."
518
00:18:44,007 --> 00:18:45,607
Could you imagine
dad getting that phone call?
519
00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:48,330
What is his
particular set of skills?
520
00:18:48,415 --> 00:18:49,381
Juggling?
521
00:18:51,168 --> 00:18:52,785
Hey, dad, can we talk?
522
00:18:52,819 --> 00:18:54,620
- Sure, honey.
- In private?
523
00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:56,589
Oh, not so hard.
I can't breathe.
524
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,775
Little robot humor.
525
00:19:01,848 --> 00:19:03,732
I noticed you didn't laugh
at my robot joke.
526
00:19:03,783 --> 00:19:04,866
What's going on?
527
00:19:04,868 --> 00:19:07,636
Everyone thinks Beth is so
great, but I think she's crazy.
528
00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:09,137
She's been after me all day.
529
00:19:09,139 --> 00:19:10,872
Why would she be after you?
530
00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:13,635
She thinks
I'm in love with Andy.
531
00:19:13,637 --> 00:19:14,603
Are you?
532
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,521
No.
I mean, I care about him.
533
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,707
He makes me laugh.
I like spending time with him.
534
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,343
Well, do you think about him
when he's not around?
535
00:19:21,345 --> 00:19:23,261
I guess.
536
00:19:23,311 --> 00:19:25,362
Sometimes, I see
something funny and I think,
537
00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:26,747
"oh, Andy would love that.
538
00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:29,083
I wish he were here
so I could share it with him."
539
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,584
But...
540
00:19:30,618 --> 00:19:33,187
Honey, I know I'm just a robot,
541
00:19:33,189 --> 00:19:34,838
but that sounds like love to me.
542
00:19:39,126 --> 00:19:39,860
Well...
543
00:19:42,185 --> 00:19:43,163
Doesn't matter anyway.
544
00:19:43,201 --> 00:19:46,269
He's in love with someone else.
545
00:19:46,303 --> 00:19:47,937
Maybe I'm the crazy one.
546
00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:55,444
Don't mean to interrupt.
Just came to say goodbye.
547
00:19:55,479 --> 00:19:56,662
Mm-hmm.
548
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,581
Beth and I are going to
take a drive,
549
00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,799
try to catch the sunset.
550
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:02,084
Okay, well, have fun.
551
00:20:02,086 --> 00:20:03,252
Okay.
552
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:11,727
It's Haley. Haley's the girl.
You love Ha--
553
00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:15,500
...love each other!
554
00:20:16,135 --> 00:20:18,420
Come on.
I'll walk you out.
555
00:20:19,856 --> 00:20:21,139
Where are you going?
556
00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:22,607
You guys love each oth--
557
00:20:24,577 --> 00:20:26,661
You're making a huge mistake!
558
00:20:28,737 --> 00:20:29,503
Ready?
559
00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:30,955
- Bye.
- Bye.
560
00:20:31,006 --> 00:20:32,640
Come back.
561
00:20:38,313 --> 00:20:40,481
Oh, boy.
This is gonna hurt.
562
00:20:43,268 --> 00:20:44,401
Stop!
563
00:20:44,436 --> 00:20:46,236
Oh-ho-ho!
564
00:20:46,271 --> 00:20:48,339
Aaaah!
565
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,774
Hello?
566
00:20:50,825 --> 00:20:52,326
Hello?!
567
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,495
No!
568
00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:59,152
Hello?
Hello?
569
00:21:00,053 --> 00:21:00,919
Can anybody hear me?
570
00:21:03,253 --> 00:21:04,253
Hello?
571
00:21:06,502 --> 00:21:07,502
Oh, thank God!
572
00:21:07,526 --> 00:21:09,526
You've gotta help me.
I've been in an accident.
573
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,550
I need you to find my daughter.
574
00:21:12,374 --> 00:21:13,974
Oh, great!
Thank you!
575
00:21:13,998 --> 00:21:15,398
Wha-- what are you doing?
576
00:21:15,522 --> 00:21:16,622
Where are you going?
577
00:21:16,646 --> 00:21:18,646
Where are you taking me?
Put me down!
578
00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:20,670
Help!
579
00:21:20,694 --> 00:21:28,694
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