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ANNOUNCER:
The following program
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is brought to you
in living color on NBC.
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(fanfare plays)
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MAN:
Hyah! Hyah!
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Freddy... I'm homesick.
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Would you buy me a drink?
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Me buy you a drink?
(scoffs)
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Your job's hustling drinks
from the customers.
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But I've been trying!
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I can't get anybody
to buy me anything.
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Maybe if you'd stop crying
in their beer
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all the time
about being homesick...
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- (ruffles cards)
- ...you'd make out better.
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It's a long walk
back to Memphis, Tennessee.
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You'd throw me out
in the street, wouldn't you?
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Your cut on them drinks is
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what we're gonna
have to eat on tonight.
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I haven't been able
to start a game all day.
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HOSS:
Go on in and get me a beer.
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I'm going to go in here and see
Dave Stone a minute.
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LITTLE JOE:
Right.
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Sherry, those boys just
coming in--the Cartwrights--
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they own a big ranch.
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Get busy.
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The young one is just a baby.
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So sell him milk.
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Long as you get your cut.
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Howdy, boys, and welcome.
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My name's Sheribelle.
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You can call me Sherry.
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Uh, pleased to meet you.
I'm Adam Cartwright.
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This is my brother Joe.
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Howdy-do?
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It's my pleasure, ma'am.
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Would you like to have
a drink with us?
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Why, thank you.
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I believe
I might just do that.
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Hey, Dave,
let me have four beers.
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Hoss will be along in a minute.
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(coin clinks on table)
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ADAM:
Uh, my turn to pay, isn't it?
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LITTLE JOE:
No, I've got it.
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(chuckles) Let's play blackjack
and win enough to buy champagne.
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Is the only thing
you ever drink champagne?
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You'll have to catch me
to get your dollar back.
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Oh, honey, I'm going
to catch you.
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You can bet on that.
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(Sheribelle laughing)
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(shrieks)
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(screams)
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I'm sorry.
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I... I didn't know
you were there.
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Now... I'm trying
to apologize like a lady.
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The least you can do is...
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Will you let go of my arm?
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Ow... ouch!
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Take your hands off of me!
You're hurting my arm!
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Will you let go of me?!
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Let go of me, you big ape!
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You're the ugliest man
I've ever seen!
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(theme music playing)
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(breathing heavily)
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You got somethin'
to say to me?
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No, not me.
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Whiskey.
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Well, I got money.
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Don't suppose he's human.
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Well, I'm not fixing
to find out.
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You don't have to.
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Well, he's a customer,
and customers are my business.
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Hey, Sherry, better not.
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I don't think
it's a good idea.
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Well, maybe he'll buy me
some champagne.
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Hey!
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Big man!
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Buy me a drink?
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Wow. I like big men.
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Even if they are
uglier than sin.
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(laughing)
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I don't especially
like 'em stupid.
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(growls)
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Why'd you call me that?
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Look, uh, the lady didn't
mean anything by that.
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Why'd you say that to me?
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I'd like to apologize
for the lady.
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I ain't talking to you!
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Look, if you don't want
to accept an honest apology,
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why don't you go back
to the bar and forget it, huh?
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(Sherry screams)
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(horse whinnies, gallops off)
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(grunting, struggling)
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One hour and 15 minutes...
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and they ain't even moved
the last ten.
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(both grunting)
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Dad-gone!
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I'm sure gettin' tired.
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How 'bout you?
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What are we
fighting about, you know?
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I don't know!
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(Hoss laughing)
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(coughing)
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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You know, you're dang near
as strong as I am.
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(coughs)
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And you smell
nearly as bad, too.
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(both laughing)
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Come on... (laughing)
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(both laughing)
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Hey, you don't suppose
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they done something
to their heads, do you?
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My goodness!
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Two great big boys like you
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fighting over
a little thing like me.
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Gracious.
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A body would think
you'd have better sense.
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Not that it isn't flattering,
of course you understand, but...
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My goodness...
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where did you get
those shoulders?
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Boy, Arnie, I swear, I...
I know some mules
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that would like to be able
to kick as hard as you can hit.
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Boys, please, you're...
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you're making me
all butterflyish inside.
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All that trouble over little me.
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Uh, name's Sheribelle.
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You can call me Sherry.
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Sheribelle...
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Now ain't that a purty name?
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Ain't that a purty name, Hoss?
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Yeah, that's... that's
a real pretty name.
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Hoss, we got to get moving.
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Pa's probably waiting
supper for us.
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Arnie, these are my brothers.
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This is Adam and Little Joe.
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Hi, Arnie.
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Purty, ain't they?
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Well, they're not...
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they're not really as bad
as they... they seem.
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You fellas go on.
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Me and Arnie's got
some talking we got to do.
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Now, uh, Hoss, haven't we, uh,
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lost enough time
on this already?
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Go on, Adam.
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They don't like me.
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You'll... You'll learn
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to like one another
once you get acquainted.
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There!
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I bet that didn't
hurt you a bit, did it?
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Hurt me?
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No, ma'am.
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I've never seen anyone
with such big muscles.
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Well, I sure hope Hoss
knows what he's doing.
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Ah, you know he's always
picking up stray critters
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bringing them home,
patching them up.
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Remember that,
remember that grizzly cub
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he found up on the Tahoe rim?
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Yeah, well,
that was just a cub.
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This time he's got himself
a full-grown bear.
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(coyote howling)
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ARNIE:
This is it, Hoss.
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Arnie, this is where you live?
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Oh, it's got a good roof on it.
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HOSS:
Yeah.
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Well...
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I got you home
in one piece anyhow.
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Hoss?
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Yeah, Arnie?
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Wasn't she the purtiest...
(chuckles)
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the purtiest girl
you ever did see?
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I ain't never seen nothin'
like her.
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That's... That's her job,
being nice to folks, Arnie.
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I wouldn't give her
too much credit.
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Oh, no, Hoss,
she can't help being nice.
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I can tell.
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I'd like to see her s-some more.
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Arnie, you don't, you don't
think for one minute that...
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Well...
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Well, what I'm, what I'm
trying to say is that...
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Arnie, girls like Sheribelle,
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they, they ain't interested
in a man unless he's got money.
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Oh, I got some money.
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A feller...
a feller give it to me.
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What feller?
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Some feller.
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I don't know who he was.
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I forget.
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Oh... look here, let's...
let's get you out of here
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and get you
into a rooming house somewhere.
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I don't want that.
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I don't like houses much.
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Arnie, you can't just live here.
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Well, this is a good place.
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They ain't
nobody else a-around.
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Hoss...
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you're my friend,
ain't you, Hoss?
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Sure I am, Arnie.
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You ever have a friend before?
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Sure I have.
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Well, I was raised
with my brothers, Arnie.
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Brothers is different.
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I ain't never had
a friend before.
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Course you have, Arnie.
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No, I didn't!
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You know why!
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People get scared of me.
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People just take one look
and-and they don't like me.
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Well, I like you.
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And I took
more than one look at you.
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Well, well, well,
maybe...
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you're...
a-a little more like me.
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Your brothers--
they just took one look.
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I can tell.
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I always been able to tell.
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Oh, I don't blame nobody.
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Well, I ain't exactly
a palomino, myself.
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Looks don't mean
everything, Arnie.
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I-I guess I ain't
too smart, too.
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People don't leave me alone.
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I get mad sometimes.
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I oughta be used to it,
but I get mad.
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What I need's money, Hoss.
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It's gonna take a lot of money.
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What's gonna take
a lot of money?
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My farm.
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I-I used to live on a farm.
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Y-You ever live on a farm, Hoss?
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Yeah, I... I guess I sort of
live on a farm now.
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Yeah?
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Ain't nothin' like a farm.
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I used to get up
real early in the morning
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and go out and slop the pigs.
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Whole bunch of
little old baby pigs.
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They ain't hardly got
no hair at all--
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just a-squealin'
and a-eatin' away.
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And that ol' sow,
standin' over 'em,
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making sure every one
of her little babies
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gets enough to eat.
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How come pigs
is better'n people?
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You really liked it back there,
didn't you, Arnie?
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They, they ain't nothin'
like a farm.
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When I get my farm, ain't
gonna be nobody mean on it.
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I'm gonna have cows and pigs
and maybe even some sheep.
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And they all gonna get along
good together.
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And just them animals and me.
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And, well, maybe...
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maybe somebody else.
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How'd-How'd you like to come out
and go to work on my place?
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The Ponderosa.
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Well, what'll your brothers say?
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Well, they ain't got
nothin' to do with it.
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It's-It's up to me.
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Me and my pa.
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I-I could make some money.
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Hoss, you think
Sh-Sheribelle would like me
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i-if I was making some money?
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(sighs):
I...
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I wouldn't count on it
too much, Arnie.
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That-That Sheribelle--
she's a... she's a funny girl.
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That's the way I feel,
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00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,051
and I know Adam will
back me up all the way.
260
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,653
That's right, I do;
and I'm sorry, Hoss.
261
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,821
Now, wait a minute.
262
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,089
There ain't nothin' wrong
with Arnie.
263
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,324
He-He's just
a great big strong man.
264
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,892
He-He ain't too smart,
that's true.
265
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,794
But that don't mean
he can't do a job.
266
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:38,330
I'd just as soon have
a wild animal working for me.
267
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,065
He's strong as a bull
and just as dangerous.
268
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,400
You can't trust him!
269
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,401
That ain't true, Adam.
270
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,535
He don't mean no harm, Pa.
271
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:44,903
He-He don't mean no harm?!
272
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,605
I just won't be able
to use my jaw for a week.
273
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:47,606
Well, that'll be a relief.
274
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:48,874
All you do with it
is jaw, anyway.
275
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,605
Come on, the sun's up.
We got work to do.
276
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,782
Just remember, Hoss...
277
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:59,118
we didn't do anything
to make him that mad.
278
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,687
If you hadn't come along
when you did,
279
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,679
he might've killed somebody.
280
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,930
What about it, Hoss?
281
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:33,118
Is that the way it was?
282
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,654
Oh, it... wasn't
all that bad, Pa.
283
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,157
Sounds as though it were.
284
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,826
Why do you want to get mixed up
with somebody like that?
285
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,386
I guess I just understand him.
286
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,600
I sort of put myself
in his shoes.
287
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:54,006
When... When you're as big
as-as Arnie and me, Pa, you...
288
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,842
Well... there's some things
he's got to learn, Pa,
289
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,210
some things that I learned.
290
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,379
Don't you think he'd be
better off
291
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,848
learning those things
by himself, the way you did?
292
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,751
Pa, I didn't learn 'em
by myself.
293
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,745
I had you and Little Joe
and Adam to back me up.
294
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,192
Arnie ain't got nobody, Pa.
295
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,761
You mean he needs a friend?
296
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,754
He's got a friend, Pa.
297
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,268
A man like Arnie just
can't afford to go around
298
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,971
losing his temper
like ordinary folks.
299
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,740
He's got to learn to put up
with a little teasing.
300
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:32,077
Sometimes even from a girl.
301
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:34,580
He needs me, Pa,
to help him learn those things.
302
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:38,917
Can you teach him
to control his temper?
303
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,552
I won't stand
for any troublemaking.
304
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:44,389
Aw, Pa, Arnie ain't gonna
start no trouble.
305
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,358
He's pretty good at ending it.
306
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,462
Well... all right.
307
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,798
We can always use a good hand
on the Ponderosa.
308
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,400
Thanks, Pa.
309
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,735
Soon as I finish work,
310
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,727
I'll go into Virginia
and get him.
311
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,943
(door opens, closes)
312
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:06,935
(piano playing inside saloon)
313
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,780
(laughter in saloon)
314
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:31,670
(laughter)
315
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,173
SHERIBELLE:
Hey, everybody, look!
316
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,641
Look at the big muscle!
317
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,109
- (whoops)
- Hey!
318
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,810
(laughter)
319
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,312
Let's have a little drink, hmm?
320
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,047
ARNIE:
Mm-hmm.
321
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,349
SHERIBELLE:
All right, here we go.
322
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,341
(laughter)
323
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,491
Hello, Arnie.
324
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,826
Hoss, y-you come back.
325
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,396
Sheribelle,
this here is my friend.
326
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,665
You got lots of friends, Arnie.
327
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:00,933
S-Sit down, Hoss.
328
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,001
We're havin' a good time.
329
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:05,404
Yeah, I can see you are.
330
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:06,705
This here's Freddy.
331
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,207
He's a friend of mine, too.
332
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,975
- Any friend of Arnie's.
- Yeah, sure.
333
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,044
Take all you want, Hoss.
334
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,479
I-I paid for the whole bottle.
335
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:18,917
I was just saying, Arnie is
the strongest man I ever saw.
336
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,554
ARNIE:
Yeah, I-I'm awful strong.
337
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,183
Only, I guess Hoss
is about as strong.
338
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,394
Arnie, I got good news for you.
339
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,562
Yeah?
340
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,397
Me and my pa want you
to come to the Ponderosa
341
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,387
and go to work for us.
342
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,202
Sheribelle...
343
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:39,838
you hear that?
344
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,173
I-I got a job.
345
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,941
Whoopee!
346
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,344
That's wonderful.
347
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,346
Now you can buy me
some presents. (chuckles)
348
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,947
Sure I can.
349
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:51,083
I-I never thought of that.
350
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,252
I-I can buy you presents
351
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,686
and-and purty little things.
352
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:56,221
(Sheribelle laughs)
353
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,757
Arnie, aren't you
forgetting something?
354
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:02,261
What am I f-forgetting, Hoss?
355
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,695
Your-Your farm.
356
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:04,997
You was gonna save your money
357
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,398
and buy yourself a farm,
remember?
358
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:09,067
Oh, no, I wouldn't
forget that, Hoss.
359
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,899
I-I'm gonna have a farm.
360
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,007
You're going
to be a farmer, Arnie?
361
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,008
Uh-huh.
362
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,643
I'm gonna have a big farm.
363
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,778
Gonna raise pigs.
364
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,346
A pig farm.
365
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:23,048
(snickers)
366
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:24,449
Did you hear that, Freddy?
367
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,786
That's what you ought
to have Sheribelle--a farm.
368
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,455
You're too nice a girl
to work in a place like this.
369
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:34,793
That's exactly
the way I feel about it.
370
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,062
Well, I-I've always wanted
a little cottage
371
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,397
somewhere out in the country.
372
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:39,665
With roses.
373
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:41,700
Oh, yes!
374
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,670
With lots of pretty roses.
375
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:48,507
And maybe some
pretty little moo-cows.
376
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:51,376
FREDDY: Every girl ought
to have some moo-cows.
377
00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:52,644
Shut up, both of you.
378
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,013
W-What's the matter, Hoss?
379
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:57,649
Well, Arnie, you're a long ways
380
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,518
from being ready
to raise moo-cows.
381
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:02,554
Well, a feller's got
to start somewheres.
382
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:05,757
They ain't nothin' wrong
with roses and-and stuff.
383
00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:09,895
Hoss Cartwright,
you're just an old grouch.
384
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,997
I think it's wonderful
that Arnie wants me to have
385
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,132
all those pretty things.
386
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:19,304
And if Arnie wants moo-cows,
I think he should have moo-cows.
387
00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:20,706
Fine.
388
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,774
I know where there's
10,000 of 'em, right now,
389
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,543
need to be taken care of.
390
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:27,179
Come on, Arnie, you got to
get up early on the Ponderosa.
391
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,982
Aw, Hoss, n-not right now.
392
00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:33,418
Right now,
if you still want the job.
393
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,387
Oh, okay, Hoss.
394
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:37,189
Don't you worry none,
Sheribelle.
395
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,692
I-I'll come back, and
I'll bring you somethin' purty.
396
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,561
Sure.
397
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:45,931
Maybe just a little moo-cow.
398
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:48,924
(Arnie laughs,
others laugh at him)
399
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,682
There's your pony, Arnie.
400
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,150
He's all yours. Mount up.
401
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:08,153
This is my horse?
402
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:09,988
For as long as you want him.
403
00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:12,981
That's the purtiest thing.
404
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:16,628
I-I come here,
405
00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:19,865
I just had the clothes
I was wearin'.
406
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:21,458
Now I got a friend...
407
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:26,371
I got a job and...
408
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:30,976
and people are good to me,
and now you give me a horse.
409
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,344
(sobbing softly)
410
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:34,846
I-I don't know what to say.
411
00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:37,849
Aw... you ain't
gotta say nothin'.
412
00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:39,340
Go on, mount up. Let's go.
413
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:54,790
(cattle mooing)
414
00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,140
Uh, hey, Pepe.
415
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:05,110
Uh, how do you say, uh, "pony"?
416
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,840
Caballo.
417
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,685
Come on, uh...
418
00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:15,220
ca-ballo.
419
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,888
Let's go to work.
420
00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:18,914
(Pepe laughs)
421
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:22,854
(cowhands shouting,
whooping in distance)
422
00:24:24,329 --> 00:24:27,493
(cattle bellowing)
423
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,681
Doing real good, Arnie.
424
00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:44,349
Sure a big fella.
425
00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:46,017
Maybe bigger than you,
Señor Hoss.
426
00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:48,353
Well, he ain't no smaller,
that's for sure.
427
00:24:48,353 --> 00:24:49,754
And he eats twice as much.
428
00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:52,090
I'd sure hate to have him
get mad at me.
429
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:55,293
Won't have to worry about that
as long as you feed him good.
430
00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:57,195
We've got plenty
of frijoles, Señor Hoss.
431
00:24:57,195 --> 00:24:59,187
(Pepe laughs)
432
00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:03,368
(coyotes yipping,
howling in distance)
433
00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:05,360
(Arnie sighs)
434
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:10,475
Well, I-I ate an awful lot.
435
00:25:10,475 --> 00:25:13,845
Uh, did I eat too much, Hoss?
436
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,748
You always take what you want--
that's what it's here for.
437
00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:19,784
I don't think you did
much good eating before.
438
00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:22,521
Well, I-I used to get
awful hungry.
439
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,685
I-I ain't never
had a job before.
440
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:28,493
Arnie, you, uh,
you told me once
441
00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:30,262
that a man gave you some money.
442
00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:33,255
I don't want to talk about that.
443
00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:41,339
(Pepe speaking Spanish)
444
00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,831
(men laughing)
445
00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:48,380
- What'd you say?!
- I say you'll never tire,
446
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,949
because you're the biggest
bean-eater in the country.
447
00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:54,553
- You're a liar! You're a liar!
- No, Arnie, no! No! No!
448
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,284
- Señor Hoss! Señor Hoss!
- Arnie!
449
00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:01,826
(Arnie panting)
450
00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:04,663
Arnie, what'd he say to you?
451
00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:06,298
They was laughin' at me!
452
00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,033
Th-They was talkin' 'bout me!
453
00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:10,035
We didn't laugh at him,
Señor Hoss.
454
00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:12,037
We were only having
a little joke.
455
00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:15,874
HOSS (panting):
I told you, he don't joke easy.
456
00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:19,477
Arnie... we're your friends,
don't you understand that?
457
00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:21,913
I-I'm real sorry, Hoss.
458
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,882
I just got mad.
459
00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:26,351
I-I won't do it no more.
460
00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:28,420
Honest, Hoss.
461
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,855
Arnie, I told you
you could work here, as...
462
00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:33,024
as long as you didn't
cause no trouble.
463
00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,255
Now that goes for fighting.
Anybody.
464
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,664
You gonna...
kick me off the ranch?
465
00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:43,134
By golly, I ought to.
466
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:46,471
Well... I got it coming.
467
00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:48,940
I'm sure gonna miss my horse.
468
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,609
Aw, shut up,
you ain't goin' no place.
469
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,277
But you said you was gonna--
470
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,379
I said I ought to,
and I oughta!
471
00:26:54,379 --> 00:26:55,714
But I ain't gonna.
472
00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:57,410
(horse approaching)
473
00:27:00,518 --> 00:27:03,579
Go on and get you
a cup of coffee.
474
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:06,715
(horse whinnies)
475
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,327
What are you doing out here?
476
00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:10,929
Pa sent me out to tell you...
477
00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:12,263
- Hoss?
- In a minute, Arnie.
478
00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:14,099
What's the matter,
you having trouble with him?
479
00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:15,133
I can handle Arnie.
480
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:16,401
Ain't nothin' wrong, is there?
481
00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:18,236
Yeah. Remember that squatter
you threw off the ranch
482
00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:19,671
a couple of weeks ago?
483
00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:21,773
Yeah, I ain't, I ain't likely
to forget Jake Staple.
484
00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:24,309
Next to Arnie there, he's the
biggest man I ever tangled with.
485
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:26,578
Yeah, well, he's not
so big now; he's dead.
486
00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:29,381
- Dead?! -Yeah, Sheriff rode in
late this afternoon.
487
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,349
Told Pa they found his body
up on the Carson.
488
00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:32,484
He'd been robbed.
489
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,885
- Sheriff said--
- I want to tell you something...
490
00:27:33,885 --> 00:27:35,854
Arnie, I told you I'd
talk to you in a minute.
491
00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:38,289
Now, go on, sit down.
492
00:27:38,289 --> 00:27:39,457
How was he killed?
493
00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:40,925
Somebody broke his neck.
494
00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:43,094
Snapped it like a matchstick.
495
00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:45,897
Wow. That'd take some doin'.
496
00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:48,066
- Yeah, it would.
- (Arnie panting)
497
00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:51,736
What I got to say is,
I-I never mean to hurt nobody.
498
00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:54,506
I just get...
well, I just get mad.
499
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,242
I-I don't know why,
I just get mad!
500
00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:58,710
I don't wanna...!
501
00:28:00,545 --> 00:28:02,537
(gasping, whimpering)
502
00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:13,825
(sighs)
503
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:14,993
It's a scorcher out there.
504
00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:16,161
Let's have another.
505
00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:18,563
Hoss, there's something
I got to do
506
00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:19,698
before Sheribelle gets here.
507
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,766
Oh, I got to buy her a present.
508
00:28:21,766 --> 00:28:24,135
Oh, Arnie, you ain't
got to buy her nothin'.
509
00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:26,271
But, Hoss, I promised her.
510
00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:27,906
She likes me, Hoss.
511
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:30,041
Arnie...
512
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:32,477
Sheribelle's a...
a saloon girl.
513
00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:34,713
It's her job
being nice to fellers.
514
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:37,582
But... well, dang it, that
don't mean she really likes you.
515
00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:39,484
I never know'd a girl before.
516
00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:41,519
N-Not never.
517
00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:43,888
They didn't even want
to talk to me.
518
00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,790
I-I just gotta
buy her somethin'.
519
00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:47,125
I-I just gotta!
520
00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:49,928
(Hoss sighs)
521
00:28:49,928 --> 00:28:52,263
All right, Arnie, you...
522
00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:55,256
you got your week's wages;
don't spend it all.
523
00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,401
HOSS:
Dave...
524
00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:25,059
Where's your tame grizzly?
525
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,369
He's out spending
his week's wages.
526
00:29:31,369 --> 00:29:33,702
On a present for me?
527
00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:36,741
Why don't you leave him alone?
528
00:29:36,741 --> 00:29:38,877
He ain't never done
nothin' to you.
529
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:42,939
Ah... why don't you buy me
a little old drink?
530
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:47,018
You know, uh, it
wouldn't be too much trouble
531
00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:49,487
for a girl to get to like you.
532
00:29:49,487 --> 00:29:51,990
No, no, I reckon not.
533
00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:54,926
No more so than...
getting to like Arnie.
534
00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:56,728
Oh! That big ape?!
535
00:29:56,728 --> 00:30:00,198
If you think he's such an ape,
why do you bother with him?
536
00:30:00,198 --> 00:30:01,633
Well, he's a customer.
537
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,135
Besides, they pay me
to be nice to customers.
538
00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,371
And he's good for laughs.
539
00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:09,507
And around here, a girl needs
all the laughs she can get,
540
00:30:09,507 --> 00:30:10,742
let me tell you.
541
00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:12,074
(Sheribelle chuckles)
542
00:30:13,344 --> 00:30:15,413
Well, don't push him too far.
543
00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:18,082
He ain't got much
of a sense of humor.
544
00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:22,086
Now, don't you worry--
Arnie bores me.
545
00:30:22,086 --> 00:30:25,023
And once the novelty
wears off...
546
00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:26,724
he's just a joke.
547
00:30:26,724 --> 00:30:29,928
If that's the way you
feel about it, then...
548
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,897
you won't mind
not seeing him anymore.
549
00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:34,566
Mind?
550
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:36,034
I'd be tickled to death.
551
00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:39,037
And if you don't want your
big dumb friend coming in here,
552
00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:41,131
then just keep him
away from me.
553
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:16,307
Hoss!
554
00:31:16,307 --> 00:31:17,475
Lookit here.
555
00:31:17,475 --> 00:31:18,810
Ain't it purty?
556
00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:20,979
Uh, cost me
purt near all my money.
557
00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:22,480
Sheribelle's a-gonna love 'em.
558
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,716
Arnie, Arnie, I don't think
you're gonna be able
559
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,150
to give 'em to her right now.
560
00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:27,285
Why not, Hoss?
561
00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:28,887
Well... Well,
she ain't in there now.
562
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,789
The bartender told me she
wasn't gonna be back till later.
563
00:31:31,789 --> 00:31:36,661
But I-I ain't never bought
no presents for nobody before.
564
00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:39,197
Sheribelle's a-gotta see these.
565
00:31:39,197 --> 00:31:40,632
I want to give 'em to her now.
566
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:42,267
Arnie, I-I done told you,
the bartender said
567
00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:44,669
she wasn't gonna be back
in there till late tonight.
568
00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:47,171
But that's a long time, Hoss.
569
00:31:47,171 --> 00:31:48,606
Aw, it'll pass
before you know it.
570
00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:50,408
Anyhow, while you're waiting,
I want you to come
571
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,610
take a ride with me--there's
something I want to show you.
572
00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:54,913
- Wh-What is it?
- Well, now, I can't tell you.
573
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,905
I got to show you.
574
00:31:58,249 --> 00:32:00,318
Well, where are we going?
575
00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:01,986
Up to the Tahoe Rim.
576
00:32:01,986 --> 00:32:04,785
It's... sort of
a favorite place of mine.
577
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:09,894
Uh, then can I come back and
give Sheribelle her present?
578
00:32:09,894 --> 00:32:12,830
Uh, promise?
579
00:32:12,830 --> 00:32:14,992
If you still want to.
580
00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:18,159
Come on.
581
00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:07,285
Take a look at that, Arnie.
582
00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:09,253
ARNIE:
Oh...
583
00:33:09,253 --> 00:33:11,586
Pretty, ain't it?
584
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:23,067
I-I wish I was a tree
a-growin' here
585
00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:27,038
so I couldn't never move away.
586
00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:30,375
There's a little place all the
way across the lake over there,
587
00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:32,176
about 150 acres, I'd make it.
588
00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:35,446
Seems almost a shame
to waste it on cattle.
589
00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:38,575
Sure would make a fine farm.
590
00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:41,652
Good meadow, water.
591
00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:43,721
Fine stand of timber.
592
00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:47,558
Wouldn't take too much
for a man to buy it, neither.
593
00:33:47,558 --> 00:33:49,560
Well, who owns it, Hoss?
594
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,496
Well, I do right now, but...
595
00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:53,998
Arnie, you could own it
in a couple years,
596
00:33:53,998 --> 00:33:56,300
if you'd work real hard
and save your money.
597
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,568
(gasping happily)
598
00:33:57,568 --> 00:34:01,372
Oh, it's prettier than I-I even
599
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:04,909
e-ever did dream it could be.
600
00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:09,147
A little ol' cabin over there,
s-some roses.
601
00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:13,151
Well, I don't know
one flower from another,
602
00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:15,450
but Sheribelle likes roses.
603
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,133
Arnie...
604
00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:31,125
come here and sit down.
605
00:34:34,305 --> 00:34:37,975
Arnie, I... I spend
a great deal of time up here.
606
00:34:37,975 --> 00:34:40,511
This is grizzly country.
607
00:34:40,511 --> 00:34:43,347
Old big grizzly,
he likes it up here
608
00:34:43,347 --> 00:34:45,783
where the air's clean.
609
00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:47,452
He can live and...
610
00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:50,616
hunt like a grizzly's
supposed to.
611
00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:56,594
He likes it by himself, 'cause
he don't need nobody else.
612
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:57,795
But...
613
00:34:57,795 --> 00:34:59,797
you get down lower, you...
614
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,789
you get into the wolf country.
615
00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:06,170
The wolf travels in a pack.
616
00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:10,708
He'll track down
a herd of deer, and...
617
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:14,702
cut out the weak ones and...
tear 'em down.
618
00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:18,349
The sick ones.
619
00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:21,319
The old deers
that can't run no more.
620
00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:24,989
People are sort of
like that, Arnie.
621
00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:27,358
They... There's them that,
like the wolf,
622
00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:29,694
they run in packs.
623
00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:31,929
And then there's others that...
624
00:35:31,929 --> 00:35:34,999
like the grizzly, they... they
like to get up in the country
625
00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:36,734
where the air is clean.
626
00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:38,536
They can make their own way.
627
00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:41,335
'Cause they don't need
nobody else.
628
00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:48,079
Arnie...
629
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:50,081
me and you...
630
00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:51,649
we're bears.
631
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:54,519
We ain't wolves.
632
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:56,784
I-I don't understand you, Hoss.
633
00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:03,094
Arnie, I don't want you
to go back into Virginia City,
634
00:36:03,094 --> 00:36:05,062
tonight or no other time.
635
00:36:05,062 --> 00:36:06,864
But I got to.
636
00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:09,734
I-I-I got to give Sheribelle
my present.
637
00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:11,536
Arnie...
638
00:36:11,536 --> 00:36:13,571
you can have that land
over there,
639
00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:15,673
you can have it tomorrow, but
that girl don't go with it.
640
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:18,776
You can move on your farm, now,
641
00:36:18,776 --> 00:36:23,014
if you'll promise me you'll
never see that girl again.
642
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,750
You want her--
that's what it is!
643
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,552
Now, Arnie, wait a minute.
644
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:28,819
You want her yourself.
645
00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:30,922
And you call yourself
a friend of mine.
646
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:32,056
Arnie, don't you understand?
647
00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:33,291
She don't care nothing
about you.
648
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,059
She's been laughing at you
all along.
649
00:36:35,059 --> 00:36:36,227
You're a liar!
650
00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:37,361
Arnie, I swear it.
651
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:38,863
She's been
making fun of you, Arnie.
652
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,398
She admitted it to me.
653
00:36:40,398 --> 00:36:43,100
You're trying to make me believe
something that ain't true!
654
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:45,336
I'm going into Virginia City
and get her right now.
655
00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:46,929
Arnie, wait a minute.
656
00:36:47,972 --> 00:36:50,532
(groans, sighs)
657
00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:54,769
You said you was my friend,
but you ain't!
658
00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:59,248
Hoss?
659
00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:03,521
Don't you understand, Hoss?
660
00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:07,219
I ain't never had a girl before.
661
00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:21,906
(sighs)
662
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:24,068
Arnie?
663
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:31,739
Arnie?
664
00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:36,010
Arnie!
665
00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:39,991
Wait a minute.
666
00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:41,592
Where you going?
667
00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,194
My feet are killing me.
668
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,895
I've got to change my shoes.
669
00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:46,564
It has been a long night.
670
00:37:46,564 --> 00:37:48,965
I'm kind of tired myself.
671
00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,504
I'll only be a few minutes.
672
00:37:53,504 --> 00:37:55,439
Take your time.
673
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:58,743
Suppose I bring you
a little nightcap.
674
00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:03,909
Sure. Why don't you do that.
675
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,266
(door closes)
676
00:38:22,266 --> 00:38:23,267
(sighs with relief)
677
00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:25,670
You.
678
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:27,738
All right.
679
00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:29,640
What are you doing here?
680
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,409
Well, I-I didn't mean
to be late.
681
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,177
Hoss wanted
to show me something.
682
00:38:33,177 --> 00:38:35,246
Will you get out of here.
683
00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:37,715
B... I guess I shouldn't have
come back here.
684
00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:39,877
I-I should have stayed outside.
685
00:38:41,886 --> 00:38:44,755
Can't you understand English?!
686
00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:49,360
I don't want to see you in here,
out there or anywhere!
687
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,762
Look, I brung you
these here beads.
688
00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:58,135
You dumb fool.
689
00:38:58,135 --> 00:38:59,970
(beads clattering)
690
00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:01,872
You stupid fool.
691
00:39:01,872 --> 00:39:05,042
Do you think I care
what you bring me?
692
00:39:05,042 --> 00:39:06,811
You're just something
to laugh at.
693
00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:09,680
You're just good for laughs!
694
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,683
Now, will you get out of here
before you stop being funny.
695
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:15,052
No! You better not mean that!
696
00:39:15,052 --> 00:39:16,620
(laughing)
697
00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:18,889
You stupid clown.
698
00:39:18,889 --> 00:39:22,727
You're a stupid, ugly,
smelly clown!
699
00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:25,229
- No!
- (Sheribelle screaming)
700
00:39:25,229 --> 00:39:27,221
(Arnie gasping)
701
00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:32,236
- Sherry?
- (thud)
702
00:39:32,236 --> 00:39:34,535
Sherry?
703
00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:40,000
(Arnie gasping)
704
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,449
(Arnie descends stairs)
705
00:39:45,449 --> 00:39:47,785
FREDDY:
Help...
706
00:39:47,785 --> 00:39:50,554
Somebody, help.
707
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:53,891
Help!
708
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,025
SHERIFF:
...but be careful.
709
00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:56,560
He's big enough
to tear a man in two.
710
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,363
I believe I'd as soon see him
brought back dead as alive.
711
00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:02,199
Yeah, I shoved that door open,
I saw Arnie standing there
712
00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:03,934
like a, like a ape or somethin'.
713
00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:06,570
Sheribelle laying
on the floor like a broken doll.
714
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,472
Arnie took one look at me,
let out a roar,
715
00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:09,707
yelled he was going to kill me.
716
00:40:09,707 --> 00:40:11,275
You boys know
I'm no hero or anything--
717
00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:13,077
he's about twice as big
as I am,
718
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:14,678
but I tried
to stop him anyways.
719
00:40:14,678 --> 00:40:17,348
And there's the man
who's responsible for all this--
720
00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:18,749
Hoss Cartwright.
721
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,184
If it hadn't been
for Hoss Cartwright,
722
00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:21,519
Sheribelle
would be alive right now.
723
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:22,853
SHERIFF: Now that's just
about enough of that.
724
00:40:22,853 --> 00:40:24,288
Maybe the Cartwrights
did make a mistake
725
00:40:24,288 --> 00:40:27,124
by giving that man a job,
but it was an honest mistake.
726
00:40:27,124 --> 00:40:29,360
- Where's Arnie?
- Pa...
727
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,295
Hoss, if you know where he is,
tell us.
728
00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:33,130
He killed a girl last night.
729
00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:34,899
Huh...
730
00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:36,367
And you're ridin' after him?
731
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:38,736
He worked for us.
We have a responsibility.
732
00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:40,704
It's all my fault, Pa.
733
00:40:40,704 --> 00:40:42,039
No, it wasn't your fault.
734
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:43,541
You tried to help him.
735
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,443
Hoss, do you know where he is?
736
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:48,946
(sighs) Well, I ain't...
I ain't for sure.
737
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,915
I... I know where he might be.
738
00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:52,416
I'll tell you where it is, Pa,
739
00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:54,251
but you gotta promise
to give me a head start.
740
00:40:54,251 --> 00:40:55,352
Why?
741
00:40:55,352 --> 00:40:56,887
'Cause I gotta see him.
742
00:40:56,887 --> 00:40:59,757
I gotta try to explain
before they get to him.
743
00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:02,426
Look at 'em--
they'll tear him apart.
744
00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:03,894
Hoss, you can't let him go.
745
00:41:03,894 --> 00:41:05,529
Now, he...
he has to be punished.
746
00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:07,064
If you try to get in between him
and the posse,
747
00:41:07,064 --> 00:41:08,933
they-they'll tear you apart,
too.
748
00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:12,870
Yes, sir, I...
I know what's got to happen,
749
00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:14,839
but he's my friend, Pa.
750
00:41:14,839 --> 00:41:16,607
I don't know
what I'm going to do,
751
00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:18,701
but I can't just leave him
out there to die all alone.
752
00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:22,203
Where is he?
753
00:41:25,382 --> 00:41:26,851
He's at Granite's Point
on the rim.
754
00:41:26,851 --> 00:41:29,218
At least, I... I think he is.
755
00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:32,923
All right.
756
00:41:32,923 --> 00:41:33,858
You go to him.
757
00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:37,094
Hoss... be careful.
758
00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:39,086
Thank you, Pa.
759
00:41:44,869 --> 00:41:46,303
We're about ready, Ben.
760
00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:48,138
FREDDY: That's Hoss Cartwright
riding down the street.
761
00:41:48,138 --> 00:41:49,473
I want to know
where he's going.
762
00:41:49,473 --> 00:41:51,465
SHERIFF:
Will you shut up?!
763
00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:56,614
Ben, where is Hoss going?
764
00:41:56,614 --> 00:41:58,983
Well, why do you want
to know, Roy?
765
00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:01,385
You ain't letting him
get the jump on us
766
00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:03,087
so's he can warn that Arnie,
are ya?
767
00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:06,056
Hoss knows Arnie
better than any of us.
768
00:42:06,056 --> 00:42:08,325
He's just trying
to keep anyone else
769
00:42:08,325 --> 00:42:09,493
from getting killed.
770
00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:11,562
By helping that murdering maniac
to get away?
771
00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:13,531
Now, Roy,
you know that isn't so.
772
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,833
If it was, I wouldn't have
let him ride off like that.
773
00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:17,535
Ben, I should have known
that you and Little Joe
774
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,103
was just as anxious as we are
775
00:42:19,103 --> 00:42:21,539
to get that woman-killer
to a rope.
776
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,574
We're anxious to see
justice done.
777
00:42:23,574 --> 00:42:25,042
It's the same thing.
778
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,544
FREDDY: I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
779
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,045
I'm gonna shoot
that wild man on sight,
780
00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:29,346
and if any of you
have any guts,
781
00:42:29,346 --> 00:42:30,581
you'll do the same thing.
782
00:42:30,581 --> 00:42:32,016
SHERIFF: Now, if you want
to go on this posse,
783
00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:34,451
you're gonna do what I say.
784
00:42:34,451 --> 00:42:37,021
Get back there.
785
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:39,718
You about ready to lead us
out to this Granite Point?
786
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:42,760
I'll get you there.
787
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,328
All right.
788
00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:46,664
SHERIFF:
All right. Mount up, boys.
789
00:42:46,664 --> 00:42:49,361
But don't any of you
take any chances.
790
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:59,033
(horse neighs)
791
00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:10,888
You was right, Hoss.
792
00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:12,957
She was laughin' at me.
793
00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,326
(sniffles)
794
00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:18,996
Hit me with the beads
I brung her.
795
00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:22,166
I know.
796
00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:26,661
I... I hurt her real bad,
didn't I, Hoss?
797
00:43:28,906 --> 00:43:31,501
Arnie...
798
00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:35,946
Arnie, you...
799
00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:37,209
you killed her.
800
00:43:38,248 --> 00:43:41,852
I-I guess I knowed I did.
801
00:43:41,852 --> 00:43:44,254
I-I loved her, Hoss.
802
00:43:44,254 --> 00:43:46,086
Why didn't she know that?
803
00:43:47,324 --> 00:43:49,593
You killed Jake Staple, too,
didn't you?
804
00:43:49,593 --> 00:43:51,962
Well, I didn't mean to.
805
00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:55,666
I-I come in his camp
and he just took one look at me,
806
00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:58,035
and he flung hot coffee
in my face.
807
00:43:58,035 --> 00:44:00,337
It hurt awful, Hoss.
808
00:44:00,337 --> 00:44:03,307
Well, I got mad.
809
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:06,443
I-I guess
I just hit him too hard.
810
00:44:06,443 --> 00:44:08,846
And you took his money?
811
00:44:08,846 --> 00:44:13,150
Wasn't going to do him no good,
and I was hungry.
812
00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:15,319
Don't you see, Hoss?
813
00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:17,655
I didn't mean to hurt nobody.
814
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:22,226
That feller, he burnt me and...
and I got mad.
815
00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:26,030
And... And Sheribelle,
she was laughing.
816
00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:29,500
Arnie, it's all right.
817
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:32,197
It's all over now.
818
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:41,703
They're coming after me, huh?
819
00:44:43,714 --> 00:44:46,377
They got to, Arnie.
820
00:44:48,385 --> 00:44:51,287
I always knowed
they'd be comin' some day.
821
00:44:53,323 --> 00:44:56,020
I'm... I'm terrible sorry,
Arnie.
822
00:44:58,062 --> 00:45:00,197
Hoss?
823
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:01,565
Yeah, Arnie.
824
00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:04,635
I'm glad you brung me up here.
825
00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:06,194
This is a good place.
826
00:45:08,238 --> 00:45:12,176
I almost had it, didn't I, Hoss?
827
00:45:12,176 --> 00:45:15,145
Little ol' farm.
828
00:45:15,145 --> 00:45:18,082
Little bunch of squealing pigs
829
00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:20,584
slopping out their trough,
830
00:45:20,584 --> 00:45:23,679
and ol' mama nosin' 'em around.
831
00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:30,024
I-I come awful close.
832
00:45:32,162 --> 00:45:35,530
Arnie, turn around.
833
00:45:38,502 --> 00:45:41,904
Wh... What's that for, Hoss?
834
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:45,442
We're gonna go down
and meet 'em.
835
00:45:45,442 --> 00:45:47,344
I-I want to stay here.
836
00:45:47,344 --> 00:45:49,880
Arnie, get your horse.
837
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,882
I ain't goin'.
838
00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:53,851
Arnie, we... we're going
to ride down there together,
839
00:45:53,851 --> 00:45:55,152
just you and me.
840
00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:57,121
Now, I ain't gonna
let 'em hurt you.
841
00:45:57,121 --> 00:46:00,758
You try to stop 'em,
they'll hurt you, too.
842
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,693
No, they won't.
I'll talk to them.
843
00:46:02,693 --> 00:46:04,321
They ain't gonna hurt nobody.
844
00:46:08,298 --> 00:46:11,368
You're right, Hoss.
845
00:46:11,368 --> 00:46:13,937
You wasn't lying to me.
846
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:17,141
You're the only person
I ever knowed
847
00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:19,843
who wouldn't lie to me.
848
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:23,413
I'll go with you.
849
00:46:23,413 --> 00:46:26,216
You're doing
the right thing, Arnie.
850
00:46:26,216 --> 00:46:28,208
Come on.
851
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:38,695
I couldn't let you do a thing
like that, Hoss.
852
00:46:38,695 --> 00:46:41,392
They'd have killed you, sure.
853
00:46:54,244 --> 00:46:55,813
LITTLE JOE:
Hey, wait a minute.
854
00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:57,147
I thought I saw
something up there.
855
00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:58,315
BEN:
Arnie?
856
00:46:58,315 --> 00:46:59,476
LITTLE JOE:
I don't know.
857
00:47:03,954 --> 00:47:06,788
Granite Point's only about
a quarter mile up now.
858
00:47:09,593 --> 00:47:11,585
(panting)
859
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,402
(fierce scream)
860
00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:29,746
(gunfire)
861
00:47:29,746 --> 00:47:31,548
(Arnie yells)
862
00:47:31,548 --> 00:47:32,811
(thudding)
863
00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:13,951
I tried to help him, Pa.
864
00:48:14,992 --> 00:48:17,223
I know, Hoss.
865
00:48:21,331 --> 00:48:24,668
He didn't want me to get hurt.
866
00:48:24,668 --> 00:48:28,469
He never wanted
to hurt anything.
867
00:48:30,207 --> 00:48:34,008
I'm going to take Arnie
to his farm.
868
00:49:46,717 --> 00:49:49,386
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869
00:49:49,386 --> 00:49:51,981
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