1 00:00:02,348 --> 00:00:10,153 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:10,273 --> 00:00:15,326 ♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪ 3 00:00:15,361 --> 00:00:18,996 ♪ Louie, Louie you're gonna die ♪ 4 00:00:19,032 --> 00:00:20,364 ♪ Yeah, Louie... ♪ 5 00:00:21,872 --> 00:00:25,298 Okay. 6 00:00:26,039 --> 00:00:29,195 Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 7 00:00:29,315 --> 00:00:32,137 Saturday. Sunday. Sweating. 8 00:00:33,287 --> 00:00:34,679 (sighs) Okay. 9 00:00:34,799 --> 00:00:37,833 Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 10 00:00:38,235 --> 00:00:39,869 Sweater. 11 00:01:00,466 --> 00:01:02,933 (clatter) Oh! 12 00:01:02,969 --> 00:01:04,218 Oh, Jesus! 13 00:01:04,303 --> 00:01:05,803 Rise and shine. 14 00:01:07,139 --> 00:01:08,355 Ahh! 15 00:01:10,610 --> 00:01:12,643 Ohh... 16 00:01:12,695 --> 00:01:15,529 ♪ 17 00:01:35,718 --> 00:01:37,835 Hi, that's me. 18 00:01:37,887 --> 00:01:38,836 Oh, hi. It's me. 19 00:01:38,888 --> 00:01:40,337 Hi. Thank you, sir. 20 00:01:40,423 --> 00:01:41,839 Sure. Yes. 21 00:01:41,891 --> 00:01:43,591 My name is Mike. Hi, Mike, how you doing? 22 00:01:43,676 --> 00:01:44,676 I'm gonna be your driver. 23 00:01:44,727 --> 00:01:46,510 Okay. Uh, welcome to Cincinnati. 24 00:01:46,596 --> 00:01:48,729 Thank you, that's my only bag, so... 25 00:01:48,814 --> 00:01:49,847 Right this way, then. 26 00:01:49,932 --> 00:01:52,099 Okay, good. 27 00:01:52,184 --> 00:01:55,402 ♪ 28 00:01:56,856 --> 00:01:59,523 You can-- You don't have to-- 29 00:01:59,575 --> 00:02:01,275 You don't have to keep-- Oh, sure. 30 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:02,243 You don't have to keep holding that up, you know? 31 00:02:02,328 --> 00:02:03,777 Gotcha. 32 00:02:03,863 --> 00:02:06,697 ♪ 33 00:02:20,379 --> 00:02:22,596 So how was your flight? 34 00:02:22,682 --> 00:02:24,548 Good, thank you. 35 00:02:32,725 --> 00:02:34,725 I've never been to New York. 36 00:02:41,281 --> 00:02:43,311 What's it like? 37 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,734 Just a city. 38 00:02:45,495 --> 00:02:46,900 Yeah? 39 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:48,801 But can you-- 40 00:02:48,925 --> 00:02:50,141 Can you describe it? 41 00:02:50,176 --> 00:02:52,560 Like, what are-- What are some of-- 42 00:02:52,645 --> 00:02:54,762 What are some of the things about New York? 43 00:02:54,848 --> 00:02:55,980 You know what the thing is, Mike? 44 00:02:56,015 --> 00:02:57,055 I hope I'm not being rude, 45 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:58,316 but I just don't feel like talking. 46 00:02:58,351 --> 00:02:59,551 Is that okay? I just sort of... 47 00:03:08,995 --> 00:03:10,528 It's a great big city, it's just a great-- 48 00:03:10,613 --> 00:03:12,413 You never get over how big it is. 49 00:03:12,499 --> 00:03:13,698 Really? Yeah, you just-- 50 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:16,751 You can walk for days, and you're still downtown. 51 00:03:16,836 --> 00:03:18,703 And every day, something happens 52 00:03:18,755 --> 00:03:22,623 that you never thought you'd see in your entire life. 53 00:03:22,709 --> 00:03:24,208 (laughing) 54 00:03:24,294 --> 00:03:25,293 Wow! Yeah. 55 00:03:25,378 --> 00:03:26,961 Wow... Yeah. 56 00:03:27,046 --> 00:03:28,463 Man... 57 00:03:28,548 --> 00:03:29,597 (chuckling) 58 00:03:29,682 --> 00:03:32,100 Uh... So what else? 59 00:03:32,185 --> 00:03:33,885 Like, what are the people like? 60 00:03:36,306 --> 00:03:38,055 ♪ 61 00:03:38,108 --> 00:03:40,942 (woman scatting) 62 00:04:04,968 --> 00:04:06,751 Okay... 63 00:04:06,803 --> 00:04:09,921 That's where-- That's where I'm staying? 64 00:04:10,006 --> 00:04:13,007 Yep. 65 00:04:13,092 --> 00:04:15,593 So I'll pick you up later tonight. 66 00:04:15,678 --> 00:04:17,678 (mutters) Yep. Thank you. 67 00:04:17,764 --> 00:04:18,729 Okay. 68 00:04:21,901 --> 00:04:23,434 Yeah, bye. 69 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:35,279 Oi, Doug. 70 00:04:35,331 --> 00:04:37,281 Hey, how's Cinci? 71 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:41,118 Why am I staying in a Motel 86? 72 00:04:41,204 --> 00:04:42,954 What? 73 00:04:43,006 --> 00:04:46,123 I told you, Doug, I can't stay in places like this anymore. 74 00:04:46,209 --> 00:04:48,176 Oh, no, you're in a motel? 75 00:04:48,261 --> 00:04:50,341 Come on, Doug, you knew they were putting me up here, 76 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:52,730 just-- you just were afraid to tell me, right? 77 00:04:52,799 --> 00:04:55,299 Yeah. I'm sorry, it's just for one night. 78 00:04:55,385 --> 00:04:56,997 Yeah, but Doug, I can't-- 79 00:04:57,584 --> 00:04:59,719 I can't do shit like this anymore. 80 00:05:00,293 --> 00:05:01,942 I'll kill myself in a place like this. 81 00:05:02,062 --> 00:05:04,701 Just please, next time tell them to take it out of my check 82 00:05:04,821 --> 00:05:06,194 and put me in anything. 83 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,229 You know, like a Radisson or a Marriott, 84 00:05:08,314 --> 00:05:10,531 anything else, I just ca-- 85 00:05:10,617 --> 00:05:12,984 I can't do this-- I can't do the door opening 86 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:15,203 into the parking lot and the-- 87 00:05:15,288 --> 00:05:17,622 and the little cup with the plastic on it in the bathroom 88 00:05:17,657 --> 00:05:19,490 and the person-sized cum stain on the floor. 89 00:05:19,542 --> 00:05:21,409 I can't do it, man, I-- (knocking on door) 90 00:05:21,494 --> 00:05:23,160 I'm sorry, I'm trying to maximize your profit out there. 91 00:05:23,213 --> 00:05:25,046 I don't want you to waste money on travel. 92 00:05:25,131 --> 00:05:27,582 Yeah, but I would rather make no money and live less shitty. 93 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:29,268 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 94 00:05:29,302 --> 00:05:30,835 Where's-- Where's Roger, man? 95 00:05:30,887 --> 00:05:31,836 What? 96 00:05:31,921 --> 00:05:32,970 Where's Roger? 97 00:05:33,006 --> 00:05:34,472 He's dead. 98 00:05:34,507 --> 00:05:35,890 He's dead? 99 00:05:35,975 --> 00:05:38,392 Listen, where am I staying next week in Oklahoma? 100 00:05:38,478 --> 00:05:39,718 It's a nice place, a nice place. 101 00:05:39,729 --> 00:05:41,312 The club is great, good owner. 102 00:05:41,347 --> 00:05:43,047 Where am I staying? 103 00:05:43,116 --> 00:05:45,316 In a, you know... 104 00:05:45,351 --> 00:05:47,518 Doug, I'm there for a week. 105 00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:49,770 They have a condo. It's really nice. 106 00:05:49,856 --> 00:05:51,022 Ah, shit! 107 00:05:51,074 --> 00:05:53,407 No, it's nice. 108 00:05:53,493 --> 00:05:55,192 The club didn't want to keep paying for a hotel every week, 109 00:05:55,278 --> 00:05:57,778 so they bought a condo and you're staying there. 110 00:05:57,864 --> 00:05:58,946 Am I alone? 111 00:05:59,032 --> 00:06:00,197 What do you mean? 112 00:06:00,283 --> 00:06:02,700 I mean, am I staying alone in the condo? 113 00:06:02,785 --> 00:06:04,869 Is it just me, or am I sharing with somebody? 114 00:06:04,921 --> 00:06:07,171 Well, you have your own bedroom. 115 00:06:08,374 --> 00:06:09,674 Oh, God damn it. 116 00:06:09,709 --> 00:06:11,092 Yeah, you're-- 117 00:06:11,177 --> 00:06:12,293 You're sharing it with the feature act. 118 00:06:12,378 --> 00:06:13,878 It's a two-bedroom. 119 00:06:13,930 --> 00:06:15,680 Who's the feature? I don't know. 120 00:06:15,715 --> 00:06:17,214 The owner's daughter will pick you up at the airport 121 00:06:17,267 --> 00:06:19,050 and take you there tomorrow. 122 00:06:19,135 --> 00:06:20,718 (sighs) 123 00:06:20,787 --> 00:06:22,219 I'm sorry. I want you to be-- 124 00:06:22,305 --> 00:06:23,387 I want you to be happy. 125 00:06:23,439 --> 00:06:25,606 It's not your fault. 126 00:06:25,692 --> 00:06:26,724 (knocking on door) 127 00:06:26,776 --> 00:06:27,892 (man) Hey! 128 00:06:27,977 --> 00:06:28,859 Hey, man! What the hell? 129 00:06:28,895 --> 00:06:31,028 Hey! 130 00:06:31,064 --> 00:06:32,563 You lied about Roger, man! 131 00:06:32,649 --> 00:06:34,198 He's not dead, he's right here! 132 00:06:34,233 --> 00:06:36,067 He's right there, man. 133 00:06:36,119 --> 00:06:37,234 You lied! 134 00:06:38,905 --> 00:06:42,239 ♪ 135 00:07:03,353 --> 00:07:05,877 (phone beeping) 136 00:07:06,201 --> 00:07:06,988 Hello? 137 00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:09,960 Hi. It's Mike. 138 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,571 Your driver? 139 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:15,697 Are you ready to go to the venue? 140 00:07:15,782 --> 00:07:17,832 Um, Mike, it's-- 141 00:07:17,868 --> 00:07:19,719 It's two hours before show time. 142 00:07:20,031 --> 00:07:21,786 I mean, how long does it take to get there? 143 00:07:21,872 --> 00:07:23,140 Oh, uh... 144 00:07:23,259 --> 00:07:25,426 Not more than 15 minutes or so, 145 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:28,095 but I thought you might want to get to the venue early, 146 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:32,266 so I showed up early, just to be safe. 147 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:33,734 Okay, I-I-- 148 00:07:33,769 --> 00:07:36,437 I'm okay with being on time, okay? 149 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:37,821 So just-- 150 00:07:37,907 --> 00:07:39,607 Let's leave in 90 minutes, okay? 151 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:40,774 Then we'll be fine. 152 00:07:40,826 --> 00:07:42,576 Oh... 153 00:07:42,612 --> 00:07:44,445 Okay, that's fine. 154 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:46,447 No, that is perfectly fine. 155 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:52,286 Um, do you want me to hang out out here, 156 00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:54,672 or should I wait inside with you, or... 157 00:07:54,757 --> 00:07:58,259 No, just wait in the car and I'll see you there, okay? 158 00:07:58,294 --> 00:08:00,628 I'll see you in 90 minutes, okay? 159 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:02,429 Okay, bye. 160 00:08:02,465 --> 00:08:03,681 (hangs up phone) 161 00:08:28,312 --> 00:08:31,909 Isn't it weird that our favorite thing 162 00:08:31,994 --> 00:08:35,162 is a secret and we hardly ever do it. 163 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:37,214 It's, like, really rare. 164 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,466 I mean, even a person that gets laid a lot, 165 00:08:39,502 --> 00:08:40,801 it's still like, "Hey, I got laid." 166 00:08:40,836 --> 00:08:43,220 It's like a-- it's like a special thing. 167 00:08:43,306 --> 00:08:45,172 But it's our favorite thing. 168 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,507 (snickering) 169 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,559 I mean, it's fundamentally weird that we're-- 170 00:08:48,644 --> 00:08:51,679 you guys aren't all just turning to each other... 171 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,765 and just having sex right now. 172 00:08:54,850 --> 00:08:57,067 It's like, we work really hard to keep it rare, too, 173 00:08:57,153 --> 00:08:59,853 like, we cover all our favorite stuff. 174 00:08:59,905 --> 00:09:01,155 Cover it. 175 00:09:01,190 --> 00:09:02,823 It's really important that you cover it. 176 00:09:02,858 --> 00:09:04,692 You could actually go-- You could-- 177 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:05,826 As long as-- You could have, like, 178 00:09:05,861 --> 00:09:08,362 a stripe of wide tape and just cov-- 179 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,197 You'd be totally naked, 180 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:13,751 and just cover your dick and balls and anus with one-- 181 00:09:13,836 --> 00:09:15,669 with duct tape. 182 00:09:15,705 --> 00:09:18,455 If you do that, you could go visit the White House. 183 00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:20,124 (laughing loudly) 184 00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:28,132 ♪ 185 00:09:28,217 --> 00:09:31,018 (snickering) 186 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:37,691 Uh, last week, Billy Burr was here. 187 00:09:37,727 --> 00:09:39,143 Do you know him? 188 00:09:39,228 --> 00:09:40,444 Yep, yeah, I know Bill. 189 00:09:40,529 --> 00:09:42,146 Ah... (laughing) 190 00:09:42,231 --> 00:09:44,365 He's so funny. 191 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,567 (laughing) 192 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:48,369 He did this thing where he was trying to... 193 00:09:48,404 --> 00:09:51,739 (laughing) ...and he couldn't. 194 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:52,740 And he kept try-- 195 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:56,043 (laughing) 196 00:09:56,078 --> 00:09:57,328 And he was-- 197 00:09:57,413 --> 00:09:58,662 And he was nice. 198 00:09:58,748 --> 00:10:02,166 Like, he was, I mean, like, really nice guy. 199 00:10:02,251 --> 00:10:03,917 Mm-hmm, I'm sure he was. 200 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,419 Nice guy. Ohh. 201 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:07,921 (clears throat) 202 00:10:07,973 --> 00:10:10,341 After the show, he was, uh... 203 00:10:10,426 --> 00:10:11,842 He was, uh, he said, 204 00:10:11,927 --> 00:10:14,094 (imitating Bill Burr) "Hey, Mike"-- 205 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,430 I-- I can't do his voice, 206 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:20,601 but he goes, "Take me to the cool places." 207 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:22,820 So I was like, "My pleasure." 208 00:10:22,905 --> 00:10:25,606 So we hung out. 209 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:28,359 Oh, I took him to some great places to eat. 210 00:10:28,444 --> 00:10:29,360 (sniffles) 211 00:10:29,445 --> 00:10:31,078 And he was cool. 212 00:10:31,113 --> 00:10:32,863 Like, he was, mm, cool. 213 00:10:32,948 --> 00:10:34,164 Mm-hmm. 214 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,784 Ah, he shook hands with everybody. 215 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:37,785 Mm-hmm. 216 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,036 Everybody. 217 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:45,376 You know who else I drove was Mike Kaplan. 218 00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:47,461 And that guy was so cool. 219 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:48,762 Yeah, you know, Mike... We hung out-- 220 00:10:48,798 --> 00:10:51,298 Yeah, that's great, that's great. 221 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,016 Yeah! Yeah, I'm glad. 222 00:10:53,102 --> 00:10:56,019 I'm really glad that you met those guys. 223 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,139 I'm glad that you hung out with them 224 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:01,475 and that they were really cool. 225 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,810 I'm sure they were really cool. 226 00:11:05,281 --> 00:11:07,114 You know, for them, that's the way they're-- 227 00:11:07,149 --> 00:11:08,615 that's what they're like, right? 228 00:11:08,651 --> 00:11:10,484 That they like to go on the road and they like 229 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:13,120 to see the country and meet everybody. 230 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:15,706 It's great. 231 00:11:15,791 --> 00:11:17,825 I'm different, okay? 232 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,376 I'm 47 years old. 233 00:11:19,462 --> 00:11:20,461 I've been doing this for 234 00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:22,296 I don't even know how long anymore, 235 00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:26,884 and the road is not, for me, like an adventure, okay? 236 00:11:26,969 --> 00:11:28,335 It's like... 237 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,337 I've seen it, I've seen the whole country. 238 00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:32,005 I've met all the people. I've met all of them. 239 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:34,475 I've even met you, Mike, in a way. 240 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,761 So for me, now, the road, it's not like an adventure. 241 00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:39,489 It's like, uh... 242 00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:42,273 it's like going to the toilet. It's something I gotta do. 243 00:11:44,209 --> 00:11:45,345 And uh, I-- 244 00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:48,822 I don't have a lot of choices out here, 245 00:11:48,858 --> 00:11:50,618 but one choice that I need to be able to make 246 00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:55,496 is that I can be by myself and not talk to everybody. 247 00:11:56,527 --> 00:11:59,283 And I don't mean that to be insulting or unfriendly, 248 00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:00,534 that's just what I need 249 00:12:00,619 --> 00:12:02,753 for me to be comfortable on the road 250 00:12:02,838 --> 00:12:05,923 is to not have to always talk to folks and make friends, 251 00:12:06,008 --> 00:12:07,374 if I don't feel like it. 252 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,294 So I'm sorry if that's a bummer for you 253 00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:12,379 or if it's disappointing, but it's-- it's-- 254 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:16,517 it's what works for me, okay? 255 00:12:16,552 --> 00:12:17,851 (quietly) Okay. 256 00:12:53,363 --> 00:12:54,812 Can I help you? 257 00:12:54,897 --> 00:12:57,027 Yeah, hi, um... 258 00:12:57,158 --> 00:13:00,960 Is this, like, cinnamon buns with frosting or what's the-- 259 00:13:00,995 --> 00:13:03,246 Yep, you can get a special bun or you can get a bun 260 00:13:03,331 --> 00:13:06,499 with two sauces or you can get a hot pour bun. 261 00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:08,551 What's a hot pour bun? 262 00:13:08,636 --> 00:13:10,553 That is where you eat the bun 263 00:13:10,638 --> 00:13:12,221 and then you just put your mouth under the spigot 264 00:13:12,307 --> 00:13:15,007 and I pour the syrup into your mouth. 265 00:13:20,098 --> 00:13:22,231 I was kidding. 266 00:13:27,355 --> 00:13:28,905 Okay, well... All right. 267 00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:30,523 I'll take a bun. 268 00:13:30,575 --> 00:13:32,658 ♪ 269 00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:48,458 (man on PA) Welcome to Atlanta International Airport. 270 00:13:48,543 --> 00:13:52,462 This AirTrain will stop at terminal three, 271 00:13:52,547 --> 00:13:55,798 terminal four, and the central air terminal. 272 00:13:55,884 --> 00:13:58,017 (children chattering loudly) 273 00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:05,808 (chattering continues) 274 00:14:05,894 --> 00:14:07,560 (girl) No, I don't want to get down. 275 00:14:07,612 --> 00:14:12,198 This is the terminal three stop on this AirTrain. 276 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:16,035 The next stop on this AirTrain is terminal four. 277 00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:19,205 (children chattering) 278 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,407 Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 279 00:14:23,912 --> 00:14:25,912 (child whimpering) 280 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,968 Hi. 281 00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:33,586 Was that-- 282 00:14:33,671 --> 00:14:36,088 Was that your mom? 283 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:37,390 Is this anybody's kid? 284 00:14:37,425 --> 00:14:39,009 Is this anybody's child? 285 00:14:40,395 --> 00:14:41,427 Is this anybody's-- 286 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,346 Can anybody look at me and answer me? 287 00:14:43,431 --> 00:14:45,181 There's a kid-- This kid's left alone. 288 00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:46,432 Did your mom get off? 289 00:14:46,484 --> 00:14:47,683 It's okay, it's okay. 290 00:14:47,769 --> 00:14:49,435 This is the terminal four stop 291 00:14:49,487 --> 00:14:50,770 on this AirTrain. You're okay, it's okay... 292 00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:52,605 Okay, it's all right, it's all right. 293 00:14:52,657 --> 00:14:53,940 Please make sure you have Maybe we should get off the train. 294 00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:55,158 all your belongings as you exit... 295 00:14:55,243 --> 00:14:56,442 It's o-- I think you should get off. 296 00:14:56,494 --> 00:14:57,944 I think we better-- Okay, it's okay, it's okay. 297 00:14:57,996 --> 00:15:01,417 Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 298 00:15:06,754 --> 00:15:08,087 Um... 299 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,043 (speaking foreign language) 300 00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:17,180 It's okay. 301 00:15:20,468 --> 00:15:23,186 (whimpering) 302 00:15:23,271 --> 00:15:24,387 Oh, it's okay. 303 00:15:24,472 --> 00:15:25,805 It's okay. 304 00:15:25,857 --> 00:15:28,058 Look, there's a call box, come here, we'll call them up. 305 00:15:28,059 --> 00:15:29,308 (screaming) 306 00:15:29,394 --> 00:15:31,477 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 307 00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:32,778 All right, I'm gonna call. 308 00:15:32,814 --> 00:15:34,113 You can stay there. 309 00:15:38,119 --> 00:15:39,151 (phone line ringing) 310 00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:40,820 I'm just gonna call them and... 311 00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:42,154 (woman) AirTrain operation. 312 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,623 Oh, hello. Hi, uh... 313 00:15:43,658 --> 00:15:47,577 I was on the AirTrain, and, uh, and, well, a little g-- 314 00:15:47,662 --> 00:15:49,378 Okay, there was a family of-- 315 00:15:49,464 --> 00:15:51,664 A woman with a bunch of kids and she got off the train 316 00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:54,217 at the stop before this one, 317 00:15:54,302 --> 00:15:57,136 and her daughter was left by herself on the train, 318 00:15:57,171 --> 00:16:00,089 so I'm with that kid now on the platform. 319 00:16:00,174 --> 00:16:02,592 (operator speaking indistinctly) 320 00:16:02,677 --> 00:16:04,427 What's that? 321 00:16:04,512 --> 00:16:06,345 Okay, (indistinct). 322 00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:08,180 Okay, well... 323 00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:11,684 (man on PA) Welcome to Atlanta International Airport. 324 00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:15,738 There is an AirTrain arriving at the station. 325 00:16:15,823 --> 00:16:17,657 This AirTrain will make stops... 326 00:16:17,692 --> 00:16:20,526 ♪ 327 00:16:35,793 --> 00:16:37,293 (woman on PA) Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, 328 00:16:37,378 --> 00:16:40,713 we are now ready to board Flight 654 to Charlotte. 329 00:16:40,798 --> 00:16:42,265 We would like to start pre-boarding 330 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:43,849 our customers who need assistance 331 00:16:43,885 --> 00:16:46,469 or those customers who are dying or afraid. 332 00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:01,367 Ah, shit! 333 00:17:01,402 --> 00:17:03,402 Oh, shhhit! 334 00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:04,453 God damn it. My bag! 335 00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:07,239 I forgot my... bag... 336 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:08,708 God damn it! 337 00:17:08,743 --> 00:17:11,577 ♪ 338 00:17:22,423 --> 00:17:24,140 Hi, uh, excu-- I'm sorry, excuse me. 339 00:17:24,225 --> 00:17:26,642 I lost my bag and I'm-- The gate-- 340 00:17:26,728 --> 00:17:28,177 My plane is leaving right now and I lost my bag. 341 00:17:28,262 --> 00:17:30,096 Sir, sir, if you want to report lost luggage, 342 00:17:30,181 --> 00:17:32,315 you need to file a report with the airline you flew in on. 343 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,599 No, but, see, it's in the ga-- I-- 344 00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:36,319 I-- It's in the airport, because it's my carry-on. 345 00:17:36,404 --> 00:17:37,486 Oh, that's a lot more complicated, 346 00:17:37,572 --> 00:17:39,271 because that's unattended luggage. 347 00:17:39,357 --> 00:17:41,023 Any unattended luggage... See? 348 00:17:41,109 --> 00:17:43,326 will be confiscated and destroyed immediately. 349 00:17:43,411 --> 00:17:45,778 Okay, but can-- So what do I-- what do I do? 350 00:17:45,863 --> 00:17:47,413 Sir... just-- 351 00:17:47,448 --> 00:17:48,664 Can you let me finish with this woman. 352 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:49,832 Maybe I can help you. 353 00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,784 Okay, I'm sorry. I just-- 354 00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:52,785 Can you just please help-- 355 00:17:52,837 --> 00:17:53,918 Okay, sir, just one second. 356 00:17:53,955 --> 00:17:55,087 Okay. 357 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:57,957 Yeah, you're all set. 358 00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:00,876 Can you please help me? 359 00:18:00,962 --> 00:18:02,128 Come on, come on. Okay, okay. 360 00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:04,547 Thank you so much. 361 00:18:04,632 --> 00:18:07,633 Thank you. I gotcha, just... 362 00:18:07,685 --> 00:18:09,135 Can we pick it up, though? 363 00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:10,970 Can we go a little faster? 364 00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:13,139 I'm going as fast as I can, sir. 365 00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:14,523 If you want to run ahead, I'll catch up with you. 366 00:18:14,609 --> 00:18:16,776 It doesn't seem like you're going as fast as you can. 367 00:18:16,811 --> 00:18:18,027 Listen, I didn't-- I didn't lose my bag. 368 00:18:18,112 --> 00:18:19,111 You lost your bag. 369 00:18:19,147 --> 00:18:20,312 I know that, I know that it wasn't... 370 00:18:20,398 --> 00:18:23,032 ♪ 371 00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:27,119 That's maintenance over there. 372 00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:31,123 You see that guy right there? 373 00:18:31,159 --> 00:18:32,625 Yeah. 374 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:35,411 He's picking bullets out of the belly of that plane. 375 00:18:35,496 --> 00:18:37,046 People who live near airports, 376 00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:40,049 they shoot at landing planes all the time. 377 00:18:40,134 --> 00:18:44,136 They find bullets in almost every plane. 378 00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:47,006 ♪ 379 00:18:57,518 --> 00:18:58,734 (Louie) I don't know. 380 00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,019 I mean, I don't know, I-- 381 00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:02,605 It-- that might be it. 382 00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:06,609 Well, we can't pull it on that unless you sure. 383 00:19:06,694 --> 00:19:08,194 Well, I'm sorry, I'm not. 384 00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:09,779 I mean, I can't-- 385 00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:12,448 It's just a black bag, I ca-- 386 00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:14,366 I'm not 100% sure. 387 00:19:14,452 --> 00:19:16,202 Okay, Bill, let it go. 388 00:19:23,211 --> 00:19:24,260 Sorry. 389 00:19:26,881 --> 00:19:28,013 (Louie) Or maybe it was. 390 00:19:30,268 --> 00:19:31,548 I'm gonna miss my flight anyway. 391 00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:32,580 Hey, where you going? 392 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,002 Charlotte, North Carolina. 393 00:19:35,122 --> 00:19:37,712 Oh, yeah, that flight is right over here. 394 00:19:37,755 --> 00:19:38,498 Oh, great. 395 00:19:38,549 --> 00:19:41,110 Yeah. All right, cool. 396 00:19:41,195 --> 00:19:44,029 ♪ 397 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:54,457 Hey, thanks very much for your help. 398 00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:55,491 Take care. 399 00:19:56,794 --> 00:19:58,410 Hi. Hi. 400 00:19:58,496 --> 00:19:59,879 (muttering) 401 00:20:01,799 --> 00:20:03,799 Good, thank you very much, thank you. 402 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,434 ♪ (woman vocalizing) 403 00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:47,563 Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday... 404 00:20:49,806 --> 00:21:00,220 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com